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Full Episode Of Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy
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00:00:00That's trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing.
00:00:06Don't pay for this, Baxton! What are you going to do about it? I'm strong, rich, handsome. I'm like Batman, except better.
00:00:15My parents are still alive.
00:00:17Trash boy! Trash boy!
00:00:20Stop, Paxton! Stop or I'll tell!
00:00:25Look, orphan boy's so weak he needs a girl to defend him.
00:00:30I don't need your help, Angie. I could have handled this by myself.
00:00:37You're an idiot, Jack. A big, dumb idiot.
00:00:43One day I'll be stronger than you. One day you're going to be sorry for this, Paxton Whitlock.
00:00:49That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock.
00:00:59On tonight's win, clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashow.
00:01:05So it's to say, Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title.
00:01:11Hey, Jack. Sun's up. Toilets ain't going to clean themselves.
00:01:20Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:01:23Anything you'd like to say to-
00:01:24For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance.
00:01:28Hey. Good fucking luck.
00:01:36Someday soon, Golden Boy, this poor orphan is going to take you down.
00:01:41Hey, kid. How you doing?
00:01:56Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present.
00:01:59Really?
00:02:00Yeah, come on.
00:02:02You remember my birthday?
00:02:03Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:07Open up, boys.
00:02:07There you go, kid. Happy birthday.
00:02:17You know.
00:02:18I'm going to make you meet that fucking boy. You know that, Vic?
00:02:20No, you won't.
00:02:22I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.
00:02:25You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:27Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:32Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid.
00:02:34I'm waiting for you to get out so I can take on a date, you know?
00:02:37Will you give it up? She's not going to go for scum like you.
00:02:43What the hell, Vic?
00:02:47What the hell, Vic?
00:02:49Hey, hey, hey. You know, we was just having some fun. Isn't that right?
00:02:53Oh, wow. I mean, are you ready for our date or what? Come on, Vic.
00:02:56I'm not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now.
00:02:58This is not life. He's the help.
00:03:02I swear to God. Vic, apologize right now or I'm going to tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:07so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.
00:03:11That's fine. That's fine.
00:03:13Excuse me.
00:03:16Hey!
00:03:17I'm sorry.
00:03:28What a jerk.
00:03:29Did he hurt you?
00:03:31What the hell, Angie?
00:03:32How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:34I can fight my own freaking battles.
00:03:36After all these years, you're still just a big, dumb idiot.
00:03:39Angie.
00:03:39Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:46You don't have any real friends.
00:03:48They think you're all weak.
00:03:50Who's the hinge?
00:03:51Fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock.
00:03:52On tonight's win, Clutching.
00:03:57I'm going to show them all.
00:03:59I can be Paxton Whitlock.
00:04:00Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:05You really shouldn't do that, Vidal.
00:04:07Oh, and told you.
00:04:14Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:17Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:19I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:24Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.
00:04:26He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:30Good to meet you, though.
00:04:34You need a new mop?
00:04:37You don't know who I am?
00:04:39Am I supposed to?
00:04:41You're a janitor.
00:04:42I can't believe it.
00:04:43I mean, he bullied me for years.
00:04:45He forgot me?
00:04:45Good luck.
00:04:48Damn.
00:04:49I should interview more often.
00:04:50Camera.
00:04:51He makes my job up.
00:04:52He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:54He's still obsessed with himself.
00:04:56Oh, my God.
00:04:58Paxton.
00:04:59Angie?
00:04:59Hey.
00:05:00How are you doing?
00:05:01How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:03How have you been?
00:05:04I haven't seen you since college.
00:05:05Broke some records, broke some hearts.
00:05:07You know how it is.
00:05:08God, you look amazing.
00:05:11By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:16Hi, gym bunnies and gym rats.
00:05:17Listen up.
00:05:18Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:23Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:27As a welcome, we're going to have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:31Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:34I will sponsor you myself in the North American Underground Fighters.
00:05:38This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all.
00:05:44Let's get it on.
00:05:45Come on.
00:05:45You're next.
00:06:06He's challenging me.
00:06:07Does he remember who I am?
00:06:09Looks like you're up, dad.
00:06:12Paxton!
00:06:13Hey, don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:16I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:18Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.
00:06:20The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:24What?
00:06:25What's so funny?
00:06:30You're a twig, man.
00:06:31I'd destroy you.
00:06:32Why don't you make yourself useful and collage my gym shorts?
00:06:35See, I left them in the locker room on the floor because I know it's real I.D.
00:06:42All right, all right.
00:06:44Come on.
00:06:45Jack, cut it out.
00:06:46Paxton is a mega successful world-class fighter and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:52You apologize right now or you're fired, boy.
00:06:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:56Did you see Jack?
00:06:58Jack, so he finally remembered who I am.
00:07:02Eh, doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:05You're dead!
00:07:07Oh, yeah?
00:07:08And, uh, how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:17You want me?
00:07:28Come and get me.
00:07:36Careful there.
00:07:37You might tire yourself out.
00:07:39Shut up.
00:07:44Thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:46Oh, you asked for it, you animal cake.
00:07:48Dick.
00:08:03You're a rat turning me down, Ange.
00:08:05Dick Michelson always gets what he wants.
00:08:10What do you say, Ange?
00:08:12You're going to make an answer, man?
00:08:13What do you do?
00:08:18Go out there!
00:08:24I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:28I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk.
00:08:31Help!
00:08:32I made a text!
00:08:33Ange?
00:08:33My dear, sweet, beautiful Ange.
00:08:40What happened?
00:08:41Who did this to you?
00:08:43It was those fucking rat rooms.
00:08:46What are you doing laying around?
00:08:48Go after them!
00:08:51What happened?
00:08:53It was Vic.
00:08:54He's a monster.
00:08:57Vic?
00:08:57My chief investor?
00:09:03Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:04Vic's men.
00:09:05I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:08Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:11There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:13Guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:15You want to go another round?
00:09:16I don't see why not.
00:09:19Boys!
00:09:21Hey, Jack.
00:09:22From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:25What?
00:09:27Are you firing me?
00:09:31You can't fire me.
00:09:32What?
00:09:33No, knucklehead.
00:09:34I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:37Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:40Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:44No, you can't do that.
00:09:45I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:46I won that fight.
00:09:47Just settle down over there.
00:09:49There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:53I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:09:56Plus, think about it.
00:09:58The rags to riches story.
00:10:00A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:04He's going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:06What about me?
00:10:07You're both going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:10And I'm going to need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:12Okay.
00:10:18I'll do it.
00:10:19So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:23Try it, punk.
00:10:25Boys, I got a paper to ask.
00:10:27I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:30Would either of you be interested?
00:10:32I won't let you down.
00:10:33That's perfect.
00:10:36You're both hired.
00:10:37Both of us.
00:10:40We are going to be one big happy family.
00:10:44She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:49You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:51What are you two doing?
00:10:53Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me stuff.
00:10:55She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:56Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:10:59And talk.
00:11:00Like function adults.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:05I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:09You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:11So, let me teach you the right way.
00:11:14Well reasoned.
00:11:15Jack?
00:11:16She wants to learn self-defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:18Hey!
00:11:19Don't.
00:11:21Okay.
00:11:23It doesn't really make sense, the style we're teaching her.
00:11:26You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:28Jack's right.
00:11:29Wow.
00:11:29So, go on.
00:11:32Teach me.
00:11:33You're my trainers, right?
00:11:34So, give me a demonstration.
00:11:44Alright.
00:11:45I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:47And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:49As a woman, you know, I'm sure you're lifting your hands down.
00:11:53So.
00:11:53Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:06Alright, Angie.
00:12:07So, when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want
00:12:10to go, what is going on here?
00:12:13What is going on here?
00:12:16We were just...
00:12:17You know what?
00:12:19I don't want to know.
00:12:20I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:24Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:25Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:29Show him how to sign up.
00:12:30Right away, sir.
00:12:34You snooze, you lose, my boy.
00:12:35So, I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:42Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:44At 7pm.
00:12:46At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:50Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:54That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:12:59Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:02Yo!
00:13:03Let's go!
00:13:06I'll be there.
00:13:09Don't be late.
00:13:11Look, man.
00:13:13I don't like you, and you don't like me.
00:13:15We've established that, okay?
00:13:16So, let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:13:18Why?
00:13:19What's the hurry?
00:13:20You got a date or something?
00:13:22With Angie?
00:13:24Get out of town.
00:13:25Sounds like you're jealous.
00:13:26Jealous?
00:13:27Dude, been there, done that.
00:13:29You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:13:31You used to date Angie?
00:13:32And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:13:37I will not.
00:13:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:40No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:41That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:42All right.
00:13:43Where did the rookies sign?
00:13:47What?
00:13:48It's locked.
00:13:49Eventually?
00:13:53My date with Angie's at seven.
00:13:55I'm going to miss it.
00:13:56And bump.
00:14:09Well, well, well.
00:14:11Hey, Luigi.
00:14:12Look at the fart blueing.
00:14:13Hey, man, I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:16You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:17You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:14:20You look like a little boy.
00:14:21You making fun of me?
00:14:22Duh.
00:14:23You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:26We, uh, improve his luck a little bit.
00:14:28Oh, what the f...
00:14:33That's it!
00:14:35Oh!
00:14:38Whoa!
00:14:39Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:14:41I don't need a tournament
00:14:43to freaking rip those stupid mustaches
00:14:45off your fucking faces.
00:14:46How are you going to register
00:14:47without any money?
00:14:48Yo, get back pocket.
00:14:49Huh?
00:14:50Yeah.
00:14:53Oh, shit!
00:14:54Oh, shit!
00:14:58I need to find that kid faster.
00:15:11I'm going to miss my date with Angie.
00:15:15Enzo.
00:15:17Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:19He'll understand, right?
00:15:20You're fired!
00:15:21And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:25That's a bad idea.
00:15:27Angie.
00:15:28Maybe I'll show him the money.
00:15:31What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:34I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:15:38Yo!
00:15:40You looking for me?
00:15:47Oh!
00:15:52Jesus, man!
00:15:53What the fuck?
00:15:54That's a strong reaction.
00:15:55I've been looking for you.
00:15:57What's wrong?
00:15:57I might have lost my money.
00:16:00You what?
00:16:02Dude, Enzo's going to kill you.
00:16:04It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:05I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking.
00:16:07Wow, what an all-over twist, right?
00:16:09All right.
00:16:10I'll take pity on you.
00:16:11How much you need?
00:16:11I don't need your money, man.
00:16:13I'm going to find the kid.
00:16:14I don't need a freaking handout from you.
00:16:16All right.
00:16:17Whatever you say, dog.
00:16:20Think, Jack.
00:16:21Think.
00:16:21That kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:26There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:16:29He really is just like me.
00:16:39Listen.
00:16:40My parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:16:43They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:45Oh.
00:16:47Nice job.
00:16:50Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:51Let's beat that job.
00:16:54Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:55Let's beat that job.
00:16:56Wait.
00:16:57We can't.
00:16:58He's just a kid.
00:16:58We can't beat him up.
00:16:59He's a thief.
00:17:02He's a woman.
00:17:04Just like I was.
00:17:07He's probably an orphan, too.
00:17:09Homeless.
00:17:12He needs the money more than I do.
00:17:14Wait.
00:17:14Did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:17:23Let him keep it.
00:17:24Honestly, yeah.
00:17:25He reminds me of someone.
00:17:28I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:31Has Paxton changed?
00:17:38Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for me.
00:17:43Got better shit to do now.
00:17:44Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:48Right.
00:17:49Well, I'm about to dip.
00:17:50By the way, don't you have that date?
00:17:58Shit.
00:17:59I still need to register.
00:18:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:03Wait.
00:18:03Please.
00:18:04I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:18:06Here.
00:18:07I know it's not enough money.
00:18:08Look, baby, save it.
00:18:09We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:18:11But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:18:13I was waiting outside.
00:18:14You can't close now.
00:18:14It's out of my hands.
00:18:16I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:18Shit.
00:18:23Not those guys again.
00:18:25Hey!
00:18:27Wait up.
00:18:29Look who it is.
00:18:31Shake-covered stick man.
00:18:34So what do you want?
00:18:35A challenge.
00:18:36If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:40What if you lose, huh?
00:18:42What could you even offer me?
00:18:43Where did she come from?
00:18:44I won't.
00:18:45Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:18:57Give me that shit.
00:18:58Get out of here.
00:19:05Finally.
00:19:06Now I can prove to the world I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:19:14Hello?
00:19:15Angie?
00:19:15Where are you, Jack?
00:19:17Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:22I'm coming.
00:19:24Stay right there.
00:19:34Angie!
00:19:37There you are.
00:19:38I'm sorry.
00:19:39You left me waiting.
00:19:40You look beautiful.
00:19:44I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but where the hell is Vic?
00:19:52It's all right now.
00:19:53Did he touch you?
00:19:54He got scared off.
00:19:55Did he hurt you?
00:19:56It's fine.
00:19:58He got scared off.
00:19:59Bye.
00:20:00I'm sure you want me to wear this.
00:20:02I mean, red is so not my cover.
00:20:07Oh, hey.
00:20:07You got the voucher?
00:20:09Thanks.
00:20:10What is he doing here?
00:20:13I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:20:15Wait.
00:20:16You thought I meant, like, a romantic date?
00:20:21I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:20:22It's just that, with it being the investors' banquet, I just wanted some protection in case Vic tried something tonight.
00:20:27And so when you were late, I called Paxton.
00:20:30Look, no need to explain, Angie.
00:20:32It's all right.
00:20:32It's clear.
00:20:33Of the two of us, I'm just...
00:20:35I'm the more reliable.
00:20:37It's fine, right?
00:20:39Everything is fine.
00:20:41Double the date is double the protection, right?
00:20:45And double the fun.
00:20:47So, what do you say?
00:20:51Yeah.
00:20:52Fine.
00:20:53As you wish.
00:20:55All right.
00:20:56Go on.
00:20:56Go on.
00:21:00Here.
00:21:01He's the shed to change.
00:21:03I'll meet you.
00:21:04Hand the ballroom after.
00:21:05Yes, ma'am.
00:21:10You are such a kiss-ass.
00:21:12I think she likes...
00:21:13I don't know.
00:21:14She likes me, man.
00:21:22Briefs?
00:21:23What?
00:21:23What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:24I like to keep the boys all supportive.
00:21:28What do you wear?
00:21:29Baggy boxers?
00:21:37He does wear baggy.
00:21:39You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date,
00:21:41and yet you still showed up.
00:21:43Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:47Look, dude.
00:21:49If you want to be a little bitch about it,
00:21:50I think I'm just going to go ask Angie for a dance right now.
00:21:54Right now?
00:21:55She'd never dance with you.
00:21:56You think so?
00:21:58We used to dance a lot back in college.
00:22:01If you forgot.
00:22:02We used to love dancing.
00:22:05Real.
00:22:05Dirty.
00:22:10Dirty dancing.
00:22:13Hey!
00:22:13Give me back my pants!
00:22:15Hey!
00:22:16Give me back my...
00:22:17Pants.
00:22:22Pants.
00:22:22Shit!
00:22:27What should I do now?
00:22:28What are you wearing?
00:22:46I can't explain.
00:22:47Wow!
00:22:48Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:49On clearance from the dumpster store?
00:22:51Well, I think it's perfect.
00:22:55Thanks, Angie.
00:22:57I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:22:59Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:23:02Rags to riches.
00:23:03Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:06We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:23:10All right.
00:23:11You guys stay put.
00:23:12I'll be right back with some investors to schmoes.
00:23:16You look beautiful, baby.
00:23:17Oh, thanks, Gus.
00:23:18Angie Bianchi.
00:23:24No.
00:23:25He's about to make a move.
00:23:27May I have this dance?
00:23:33Wow.
00:23:33Um...
00:23:34Angie, before you decide anything,
00:23:36just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:23:38He's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:40And I like...
00:23:40You were both my dates, right?
00:23:45And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:23:48Everybody needs somebody
00:23:54And you're the one I want
00:23:57Feels like a miracle
00:23:58Feels like a miracle
00:24:02Feels like a miracle
00:24:06Feels like a miracle
00:24:10When I'm with you
00:24:13Jack, come on.
00:24:26Danny and Vester, I got into you
00:24:27No.
00:24:27Wait, Enzo, what are you doing, man?
00:24:29Come on, come on.
00:24:29Let's go.
00:24:32What was that?
00:24:34I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:37Really?
00:24:37That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:40What?
00:24:40Angie, I've cared for you.
00:24:42You know that.
00:24:43Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:45I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:24:47There was a full suit in the back I gave him.
00:24:50Where's his pants, huh?
00:24:53Angie, I miss him.
00:24:55What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:06Mind if I take a tournament dance floor
00:25:08Or would you rather just skip to come home with me, huh?
00:25:10Let's go.
00:25:10All right, Jack.
00:25:13This is Cynthia.
00:25:14She's the president of the tournament rules committee.
00:25:17This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:25:20The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:23Come on, Jack.
00:25:23Can you introduce yourself?
00:25:24All right.
00:25:25It's good to hear.
00:25:26Smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:30I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:25:36All right, now hold on.
00:25:37Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:38He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:41This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:46That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:49This kind does not deserve to be an art tournament.
00:25:52The public life is for the rich.
00:26:00Hey.
00:26:00You think you could be our friend?
00:26:02You don't belong with us.
00:26:06Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:26:07He's a good kid.
00:26:11Hey, man.
00:26:12Hey, so piss off, man.
00:26:13Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:23I don't belong here.
00:26:26I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:33He's grabbed the fucking girl.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:34Help.
00:26:35Help.
00:26:36Somebody help me.
00:26:37Help.
00:26:37Angie?
00:26:38Angie?
00:26:38Angie?
00:26:38Angie?
00:26:38Angie?
00:26:39Angie?
00:26:40Jackie, my boy.
00:26:45How you doing, kid?
00:26:47I hope you already ate since I ran out of dog food.
00:26:55What's so funny?
00:26:56Oh, Paxton.
00:26:58Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke.
00:27:01He says that little stranger that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:27:06Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:27:08But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:10He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:27:15Nice, then.
00:27:16I never.
00:27:17If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:27:20I'm the best in the world.
00:27:22I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:24So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:27:31What do you want with Angie?
00:27:34Is it obvious?
00:27:36I'm going to take it to City Hall and I'm going to marry you.
00:27:40Oh, look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep.
00:27:44You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:48I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:27:50What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:52Three?
00:27:53Yeah.
00:27:53Three more times, huh?
00:27:56This guy's funny.
00:27:57I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:27:59Get this motherfucker now!
00:28:01Stop it.
00:28:06Alright.
00:28:08What's two more times?
00:28:12Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:14Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:28:17Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:18Me?
00:28:19I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:28:23You should be thanking me.
00:28:24Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:28Okay, okay.
00:28:29Wow.
00:28:30Enough, enough.
00:28:30Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?
00:28:41Angie, you all right in there?
00:28:42It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:46What a great performance.
00:28:48But let's get real.
00:28:50You're alone.
00:28:52And you ain't invincible.
00:28:53Where's Angie?
00:29:05She's in the trunk, man.
00:29:07I got this.
00:29:07Hey, shut up.
00:29:08I need you on my six.
00:29:21Angie!
00:29:21Hey, boys.
00:29:23Here to give me a hand?
00:29:26I'll try.
00:29:30I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:32If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you to do instead of thinkering all night,
00:29:38we could have avoided this a little less.
00:29:40But yeah, thanks.
00:29:44I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:46Wake the fuck up!
00:29:51It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:29:59Until next time.
00:30:00Is this your beer?
00:30:17Look, she's right.
00:30:19You know, Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:30:24No, man.
00:30:25But what about all the-
00:30:25We got a tournament to fight.
00:30:27All right?
00:30:28Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:30Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:34What do you say?
00:30:35Deal?
00:30:36Truce.
00:30:39I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:30:43We'll get our fight.
00:30:45In time.
00:30:47Okay.
00:30:48I got money to spend.
00:30:50Janitor.
00:30:50That needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:30:53It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:59All right, you ready?
00:31:00Mm-hmm.
00:31:00Okay.
00:31:02Is that too hard?
00:31:03No, I'm fine.
00:31:04What?
00:31:05Not some fragile princess.
00:31:08I got stamina.
00:31:10Wait.
00:31:11Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:15Oh, God.
00:31:16Am I flirting back?
00:31:18Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:31:22We're good.
00:31:24Where are you going?
00:31:25All right, I need to take a shower.
00:31:29Bye!
00:31:29Bye!
00:31:30Well, that didn't work.
00:31:41Yes, sir.
00:31:41It is, huh?
00:31:49What's going on?
00:31:50Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:31:52You ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:56I hope it's him.
00:31:58Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:32:01And the unlucky bastard is...
00:32:04What?
00:32:09What?
00:32:09What's wrong?
00:32:11I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:32:14Dude.
00:32:15You're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:32:17Wait, wait, wait.
00:32:18Who's Andre?
00:32:20Pack it up, Andre.
00:32:22Looks like you're a free man once again.
00:32:24Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti don't come out alive.
00:32:32Come off of it, man.
00:32:33You're just trying to scare me.
00:32:35It's got to be myth.
00:32:37Right?
00:32:39Right?
00:32:41Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:32:45Okay.
00:32:45I go to the spa.
00:32:53I've never been to one, you know.
00:32:55Let me talk about it.
00:33:03You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:33:05Where does it say that?
00:33:06You're going to get heat stroked, dude.
00:33:08You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:11Okay.
00:33:12Well, it's your funeral.
00:33:15Finally.
00:33:21Paxton.
00:33:22If that's you, man, close the door.
00:33:24You're letting out all the hot air.
00:33:26So annoying.
00:33:29And you are?
00:33:30Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:35Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:39No!
00:33:39No!
00:33:41Hey!
00:33:42I'm trapped in here!
00:33:43Angie!
00:33:43Paxton!
00:33:45Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:33:50Oh, thanks.
00:33:52You know, I think Jack's really enjoying himself.
00:33:56Who knows with that guy.
00:33:57Where is he, by the way?
00:33:58He's, uh...
00:33:59Help!
00:34:03He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:34:05Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:34:07What a weirdo, right?
00:34:08I hate to admit Paxton was right.
00:34:15Why can't they hear me?
00:34:17Are they flirting?
00:34:21Oh, I think...
00:34:22I'm gonna die.
00:34:29Angie.
00:34:29I tried to tell him.
00:34:31A lot of guys prefer to go nude.
00:34:33What's this?
00:34:33Angie!
00:34:39Jack!
00:34:40Jack!
00:34:41What the hell happened?
00:34:42Hey!
00:34:43All right, man?
00:34:44All right, man?
00:34:44Let's go.
00:34:45So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:34:51That's what he says.
00:34:52I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:34:55I believe him.
00:34:56I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage...
00:35:00...accidents...
00:35:01...in the ring and elsewhere.
00:35:04But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously, and I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:35:09It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:35:10I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:35:12Jack, let me handle this.
00:35:14All right, if Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:35:18I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:35:21Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:25Whatever, man.
00:35:28You said someone would need to see Jack as competition until we kill him, right?
00:35:33What if it isn't...
00:35:35...tournament...
00:35:36...competition?
00:35:37Where you getting at?
00:35:40I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:35:51Gotcha, bitch.
00:35:55You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:36:19A big dumb idiot.
00:36:20I've got to handle this myself.
00:36:25You know, it's my first fight in the tournament, and I've got a lot to prove.
00:36:28What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:34Angie's off-limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:36:39We gotta take a shot.
00:36:40Stop!
00:36:41Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:47That sauna thing really scared me.
00:36:49What if I lost you?
00:36:50I don't need your help, Angie.
00:36:52No one can do everything themselves.
00:36:54Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:36:57The least you could do is talk to me.
00:36:59Hey, Jack!
00:37:01You ready to go?
00:37:02Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:37:12Can I ask you a question?
00:37:15What's with the whole third-person shtick?
00:37:16Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:18Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:37:24Yeah, whatever.
00:37:25A gift.
00:37:33Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:37:37One punch to the chest, and the unlucky son of a bitch is gonna stop breathing.
00:37:42Permanently.
00:37:55If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:38:10Ladies and gentlemen, here in the road, we're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting Pits.
00:38:18You've all heard the rumors.
00:38:20They do him no injustice.
00:38:22Introducing, in this corner, the reigning reaper of the ring, Andre Gigante!
00:38:30Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.
00:38:33Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:38:36No, no, what are you doing, dude?
00:38:38Stop!
00:38:38Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:38:44Fuck.
00:38:45Oof!
00:38:46Caught you red-handed.
00:38:47Or should I say, heavy-handed.
00:38:52You alright?
00:38:53I don't care that he cheated, I just...
00:39:08I wanted to win.
00:39:10I needed to win, Angie.
00:39:12Jack, it's okay that you got help.
00:39:14I had help, knowing you were out there watching me.
00:39:19Man, that sounded a lot less wimpy in my head.
00:39:24Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:39:42I can help with it.
00:39:43Hey, Jack, did you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:57It's fucking priceless, man.
00:39:59Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but, uh, there's still a participation trophy if you
00:40:05still want to...
00:40:06Jack?
00:40:07Jack?
00:40:20Alright, Angie.
00:40:21Show me what you got.
00:40:22Come on.
00:40:23I'll talk.
00:40:24Yeah.
00:40:25That was great.
00:40:26Really.
00:40:27Just...
00:40:28Except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:40:29Come on, I'll talk.
00:40:30That's uncalled for, man.
00:40:31You wanted to teach her street fighting, right?
00:40:32Yet you're...
00:40:33Taking it easy with...
00:40:34With kid gloves.
00:40:35I want to lie.
00:40:36Why don't you try that on me?
00:40:37Really, just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:40:41Come on, I'll talk.
00:40:42That's uncalled for, man.
00:40:43You wanted to teach her street fighting, right?
00:40:45Yet you're taking it easy with kid gloves.
00:40:48I want to lie.
00:40:50Why don't you try that on me?
00:40:53Okay, let's go.
00:40:55Don't. Come on, man.
00:40:58Are you serious?
00:41:00No, no, you're okay.
00:41:02Hey, I'm okay.
00:41:03Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:41:04Because Vic won't use restraint, if I'm not mistaken.
00:41:10I want to try again.
00:41:11No, it's all right.
00:41:13Relax.
00:41:15Boys, get in my office.
00:41:24Call came in this morning.
00:41:26Your next match, Arizona.
00:41:29Wait, what are you saying?
00:41:30You two are going to road trip together.
00:41:32Just the two of you.
00:41:33Let me get this straight.
00:41:35This dullard attacks me earlier.
00:41:37And now, I got to be locked in a car with him for six hours?
00:41:42How can this day get any better?
00:41:45Your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:41:49Oh, this is common.
00:41:50Hey, I was using them.
00:41:59Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed, so I got to build a pillow border.
00:42:03They're called fashion briefs.
00:42:05You classless dullard.
00:42:07Stop calling me a duck.
00:42:09What?
00:42:11Just go to bed, man.
00:42:12Okay, look.
00:42:20Clearly, you're angry at me, or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that.
00:42:23So why don't you just tell me what's going on, because we've been traveling all day, I've got a match in the morning, and I want to get some sleep.
00:42:28I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match.
00:42:32Wait, that's why you're mad?
00:42:35We made a pact, man.
00:42:36No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:42:38You hurt Angie to get back at me.
00:42:44You ungrateful snake.
00:42:45You only slept with her because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.
00:42:48I've loved Angie since we were kids.
00:43:00You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:43:04Oh, God.
00:43:06I wouldn't know what love is.
00:43:09Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.
00:43:12I'm gonna kill you.
00:43:18Hey, you!
00:43:19Police!
00:43:20Open up!
00:43:23Police!
00:43:24Open up!
00:43:28Hey, officer.
00:43:30You two alright in there?
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:32We're both great.
00:43:33Doing good.
00:43:35Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation.
00:43:39Yeah, we're both straight guys, so nothing's going on here.
00:43:44He did this to me because I refused to be a little spoon officer.
00:43:48What?
00:43:48What?
00:43:49I just, I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.
00:43:51No, that's not...
00:43:53True.
00:44:03This bed.
00:44:05It's so uncomfortable.
00:44:08Man, I can't believe I had to stay here all night.
00:44:13Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:44:15Your mind goblins aren't real.
00:44:17God damn.
00:44:19It's gotta have to...
00:44:20Some of us have places to be in the morning.
00:44:22Shut up, that's not scared.
00:44:29Finally, some peace and quiet.
00:44:35That's the chance, Jack.
00:44:37You're free to go.
00:44:38Sleep would've been nice.
00:44:45Ooh!
00:44:48Off to an upstart for young hopeful, Jack Hurts.
00:44:54Keep your head up, Jack.
00:44:55Sorry, Angie.
00:45:06Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:45:08Angie.
00:45:21What the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:23What's wrong with me?
00:45:24I told you I cared for you.
00:45:26You go and fuck that idiot.
00:45:28That had nothing to do with you.
00:45:30Oh, really?
00:45:33Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:37Jack is not just some random janitor.
00:45:39I've known him my whole life.
00:45:41We both have.
00:45:41Of course, you're just so self-centered.
00:45:45You totally forgot him.
00:45:47I just left the guy a few weeks ago.
00:45:49Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton.
00:45:57He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much and you don't even see him.
00:46:05He just wants to be seen.
00:46:11This is amazing, folks.
00:46:15I've never seen anything like it.
00:46:17I don't know if I saw old vendetta.
00:46:19At least promised.
00:46:20Supernatural force.
00:46:21Watered by shoe force of will.
00:46:23But when I can't wait time, this rookie gets knocked down.
00:46:25He just can get back up.
00:46:27It's like the universe.
00:46:28Jump isn't allowing him to stay down.
00:46:30You can do it, Jack.
00:46:46You can outlast him.
00:46:47I can't believe it.
00:47:05Jack hurts well without letting escape.
00:47:08No!
00:47:08I can't put a beat.
00:47:10You know what I mean.
00:47:11I see my son in this tree.
00:47:13This is my TV.
00:47:14This is my team.
00:47:15Jack, just...
00:47:18Jack, just what?
00:47:19Sounds like you finally see him.
00:47:21Now, can you get back to the real reason I called?
00:47:24Yeah, yeah.
00:47:25What's the real reason you called?
00:47:26Oh, there's nothing.
00:47:28Just big broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:47:34What?
00:47:34He what?
00:47:35Yeah, attacked me in my home.
00:47:38Okay, though.
00:47:38I took care of it.
00:47:39Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:47:41Wait, what do you mean?
00:47:43Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:47:47Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:47:55What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?
00:47:58Who say that I came alone, huh?
00:48:00Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady.
00:48:17Hello?
00:48:18Angie?
00:48:19Angie!
00:48:22Angie, where are you?
00:48:23I'll check upstairs.
00:48:24Paxton!
00:48:31Paxton!
00:48:32What?
00:48:33What happened?
00:48:33I know.
00:48:34What does it say?
00:48:36If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:40Just you two.
00:48:41Alone.
00:48:44Hey, Jack, wait up.
00:48:45Don't follow me.
00:48:46Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:48:47I don't care.
00:48:48Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:48:50It's both our jobs.
00:48:51No.
00:48:59Well, if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom.
00:49:03Where's Angie?
00:49:04She's sick.
00:49:05We're going to have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:49:08If you beat all of us, all three of yous, you can go on your merry way.
00:49:12Enlighten me.
00:49:14What if we lose?
00:49:14Let's just say, what happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.
00:49:22Get him.
00:49:27You remember me?
00:49:29Nope.
00:49:30I'll handle this.
00:49:32Why do you lose have to be so difficult?
00:49:33There.
00:49:34Two for each of you.
00:49:37Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:38I don't care.
00:49:39Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:49:40What's going on out there?
00:49:50Hey, no talking.
00:49:55I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now, but if we have any chance of beating
00:49:58these guys, we'll have to stick together.
00:50:00Fine.
00:50:01But I'm still not done with you yet.
00:50:10I'm still not done with you yet.
00:50:41These guys are unstoppable.
00:50:43Believe it, creep.
00:50:48Wow.
00:50:49What a team.
00:50:50That fight?
00:50:52Look at the beauty.
00:50:54Oh.
00:50:57It's too bad.
00:50:58You want to win?
00:50:59Because it's going to be your last.
00:51:00Might as well save us the effort.
00:51:02Hand Angie over now.
00:51:03You pissed off the two best fighters in the world.
00:51:09Dude.
00:51:10I had cake for lunch.
00:51:11Dude, take off your shirt.
00:51:12Fine.
00:51:14Together, we can't lose.
00:51:16It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even
00:51:31tie my hands.
00:51:33That does give me an idea.
00:51:35What are you into, huh?
00:51:38Big man like you.
00:51:40Strong hands.
00:51:42Thick fingers.
00:51:42But you know just how to get a girl away.
00:51:46I didn't say you could speak.
00:51:47Oh, come on.
00:51:49Don't be a prude.
00:51:50What do you like to do in bed?
00:51:52Come on.
00:51:53You can tell mommy.
00:51:54Why do you want to know?
00:51:55Why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:51:58You know what I think?
00:51:59I think you're not man enough.
00:52:04Say that again.
00:52:05Let's do this, bitch.
00:52:16Arizona strategy.
00:52:18Agreed?
00:52:19Let's wear them down.
00:52:20Let's get it.
00:52:20Let's do this, bitch.
00:52:22Let's do this, bitch.
00:52:22This is for some new heels.
00:52:45Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:52:48Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:52:54Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:52:56Why don't we make them come to us?
00:52:59Hey, shitballs.
00:53:00I escaped.
00:53:12All right, all right.
00:53:13Oh, you're not so bad either.
00:53:20Come on.
00:53:23Hey.
00:53:27I'm sober.
00:53:28Man, I don't get it.
00:53:29Does she like me or does she like you?
00:53:31Let's figure it out later, man.
00:53:33We can both use some sleep.
00:53:34Man, you have no idea.
00:53:36Tell me about it.
00:53:40Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:53:41Vic Michelson.
00:53:43Hey, ma.
00:53:47Call the tournament rules committee.
00:53:49Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:54:03You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:54:07It's crazy.
00:54:09Still, I'm forgiving you for Arizona, you know.
00:54:10And we're going to set out our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:54:14Looking forward to it.
00:54:16Boys, in my office.
00:54:18Now!
00:54:24I'm ruined.
00:54:26Everything I've worked for, no one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:54:30What are you talking about, Enzo?
00:54:31Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:54:34And the committee saw it.
00:54:35They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:54:39What?
00:54:40Wait, what are you talking about?
00:54:42The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:54:45They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:54:49I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:54:53Who knew?
00:54:54So that's it.
00:54:55We're disqualified then.
00:54:56Oh, no.
00:54:57Just one of you.
00:54:59The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:55:01And they said I gotta choose.
00:55:04Choose?
00:55:04Wait, wait.
00:55:05You're picking me, right?
00:55:06I ain't decided that yet.
00:55:08Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:55:11I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:55:13Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:55:15Oh, my God.
00:55:16Get over yourself, man.
00:55:17Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:55:19But, Jack, come on.
00:55:20If anyone deserves this...
00:55:21Play me for it, then.
00:55:23Why are you scared now, buddy?
00:55:24Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:55:24Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:55:26Oh, that's perfect.
00:55:27A fight?
00:55:28About a rules committee.
00:55:30They think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:55:32Why not give them a show, huh?
00:55:34We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:55:37I'm gonna start arranging the details.
00:55:40You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:55:43You can't be serious right now.
00:55:45Serious is a heart attack.
00:55:47If you two don't fight, I'm gonna lose everything I built here.
00:55:50So, for the one who comes out of the ring a winner, glad to have you.
00:55:54But for the loser, sorry.
00:55:56You gotta leave this gym for good.
00:56:03It's the only way, Paxton.
00:56:04This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:56:06To ruin my life?
00:56:08You know what?
00:56:09Why wait for the fight?
00:56:10Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:56:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:56:13What is what?
00:56:13Stop!
00:56:15Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:56:18Which one of us do you want?
00:56:20Where is this coming from?
00:56:21You know what?
00:56:21I want to know, too.
00:56:22Okay, you kissed him at the banquet, and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:56:26Is this for real?
00:56:27Are we for real?
00:56:28If you have to ask, you are still a big, dumb idiot.
00:56:32And you are, too.
00:56:34This drama isn't about me, and it never was.
00:56:38The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:56:42Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:56:45Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:57:04In one corner, a golden boy champ with a god-given mandate of heaven inches away from the title.
00:57:13He was born to claim versus trash-born rookie underdog whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:57:21This is one for the history books.
00:57:24Man, you're going to want to watch this.
00:57:26You are going to watch this live.
00:57:28Man, let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:57:59We'll exchange some blows, spit out some blood, make things real dramatic.
00:58:04And in the second half, you throw the match.
00:58:07What?
00:58:09I need you to throw it, man.
00:58:11I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:58:13I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years, it'd be for nothing.
00:58:16If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
00:58:18Come on, help me out here.
00:58:19No, no, I'm not going to do that.
00:58:21I'm not throwing the fight.
00:58:22Dude, you don't even want this.
00:58:24You haven't worked half as hard for-
00:58:26Yet, I'm better.
00:58:26I'm better, and I'm going to prove today that I'm better, too.
00:58:29You want to beat me in a fight?
00:58:31Fine.
00:58:32We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
00:58:35But today is do or die.
00:58:37There are people watching out there, man.
00:58:39Today means something.
00:58:39You don't understand, man.
00:58:41That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:58:43To prove that I can.
00:58:45Wow.
00:58:46After everything we've been through, you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:58:50Why?
00:58:53Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
00:58:57You just always made me feel like I deserve to be alone.
00:59:01And now I'm going to make sure you know how it feels.
00:59:05I'm going to beat you.
00:59:06Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:59:08That fight's about to start.
00:59:10Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:59:34I'm going to fucking kill him!
00:59:35I want a clean fight!
00:59:39Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:41He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:59:42Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:44Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:45All right, all right.
00:59:48And...
00:59:49Fight!
00:59:58Wow.
00:59:59That's a lot of yours.
01:00:01I thought you weren't going to come.
01:00:02Couldn't bring myself to miss it.
01:00:05You better give up now.
01:00:17It's only going to get worse from here.
01:00:21Fight!
01:00:21Fight!
01:00:22Fight!
01:00:22Don't you give up!
01:00:25Hey!
01:00:26I told you two I want a clean fight.
01:00:32Hey!
01:00:33I'm watching you two.
01:00:35I'm okay.
01:00:36I'm okay.
01:00:37I'm okay.
01:00:42He's never going to give up, is he?
01:00:45He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:47He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:00:50He just wants to be seen.
01:00:53Do I need to win that badly?
01:00:54I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:01:02What are you doing?
01:01:03Leaving?
01:01:03Some asshole's posting a illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who.
01:01:09So?
01:01:09So I'm going to call Paxson's old man.
01:01:11I'm going to find out who's taking my money.
01:01:14Stay here and announce the fight.
01:01:19Jack and Paxson seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:01:23Paxson seems very aggressive at the moment.
01:01:26But anything could change as the fight has only just begun.
01:01:29These fucking guys, huh?
01:01:31I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:01:35It don't matter, Mom, okay?
01:01:36All the money comes to the family.
01:01:38You know what they say?
01:01:39The house always wins.
01:01:42I should have known you two chuckle fucks were related.
01:01:46Enzo!
01:01:48Enzo!
01:01:49What are you doing in our house?
01:01:51I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:54If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:01:57Oh!
01:01:58Oh!
01:01:59Oh!
01:01:59Oh!
01:01:59Oh!
01:02:00Oh!
01:02:00Oh!
01:02:00Oh!
01:02:00Oh!
01:02:01Oh!
01:02:01Oh!
01:02:01Oh!
01:02:02Oh!
01:02:02Oh!
01:02:02Oh!
01:02:02Oh!
01:02:02Oh!
01:02:02Oh!
01:02:03Oh!
01:02:04Oh!
01:02:04Oh!
01:02:05Oh!
01:02:05Oh!
01:02:05Oh!
01:02:06Oh!
01:02:06Oh!
01:02:07Oh!
01:02:07Oh!
01:02:08Oh!
01:02:08Oh!
01:02:09Oh!
01:02:09Oh!
01:02:10Oh!
01:02:10Oh!
01:02:11Oh!
01:02:11Oh!
01:02:12Oh!
01:02:13Why isn't he blocking?
01:02:14It's like he's giving up!
01:02:21Something just happened!
01:02:22Paxton is down!
01:02:23He seems injured!
01:02:34What the hell, Paxton?
01:02:36Why don't you block me?
01:02:38I'm throwing, stupid.
01:02:39You need this more than I do.
01:02:41Will you get up, you asshole? You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:44Dude, this is for real, man. I just don't want it anymore, all right? It's cool.
01:02:48Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:02:56Ow! Ow! Ah! My ankle! Oh! I'm done! My ankle!
01:03:00What are you doing? Get up! I can beat your ass some other day.
01:03:04I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.
01:03:07What? Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm done!
01:03:11I lost. Oh, my stomach! Oh! No! Jack's the winner!
01:03:16No! I lost! You win! Taxi won!
01:03:20No, I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:03:25It's a draw!
01:03:26That was amazing! What the hell was that?
01:03:42I don't even know. I guess we... Who cares?
01:03:49Good news! The gym is rich again.
01:03:55Vic's parents, they agreed to invest.
01:03:58You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:04:01Yeah! Don't do that! Just send them to jail.
01:04:04But I... It's money!
01:04:09Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us? You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:04:15Not as individual fighters.
01:04:17But you made us so much money!
01:04:20I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:04:24A team?
01:04:26Yeah. At the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:04:31What's seven more continents, right?
01:04:33So long as this hope agrees.
01:04:35We say, Jackie boy.
01:04:36Great form, Becca.
01:04:49Thanks, Angie.
01:04:50I had a great teacher.
01:04:51Alright.
01:04:52That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:04:56I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high heel can be when used as a weapon.
01:05:01Hey, future wife.
01:05:07Hey.
01:05:09How's class going?
01:05:11Really great.
01:05:13Oh.
01:05:14Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:05:18Let him have his fun.
01:05:21Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:05:23The World Championship Fighters tonight.
01:05:26Come on, let's go!
01:05:31Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:43Come on!
01:05:44We still gotta win, man.
01:05:45Dude!
01:05:46Has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:47Come on.
01:05:49Speaking of doubts.
01:05:51How are you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:52Come on, let me straight.
01:05:54Nah, I don't know, man.
01:05:55I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys.
01:05:58They protect the little guys!
01:05:59I get it, I get it.
01:06:05Man, I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:06:09Me too.
01:06:09Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:06:12Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals.
01:06:22You ready?
01:06:23I was born ready.
01:06:24Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:06:30Give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy, Jack Hurts and Paxton Whitlock!
01:06:37Woo!
01:06:38Woo!
01:06:55Cheers!
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