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I'm Done Being A Yes Man
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00:00:00Oh my God.
00:00:03Mom!
00:00:06Stella, can you please throw this card down?
00:00:08You know, according to the California Motor Department of People.
00:00:10Christ, why'd you win this fucking loser?
00:00:12He's running all my life.
00:00:13I don't keep my leash, so we know his daddy's fancy cars.
00:00:16I feel like we need to ride a lot of luxury.
00:00:19Savage.
00:00:20God, I love you.
00:00:21No, no, no, please.
00:00:22Please, please, please.
00:00:26Relax, Enzo.
00:00:27I'm just having a little fun.
00:00:29I thought you liked having fun with me.
00:00:33No, we do.
00:00:34I do.
00:00:35Seriously, it was just...
00:00:36You know, we need a...
00:00:37What did I do?
00:00:45What was that?
00:00:45Did I just kill someone?
00:00:48Oh my God.
00:00:50No, no, no, no.
00:00:51You didn't do this.
00:00:53This car is technically in Enzo's name.
00:00:55Well, actually, it's on him.
00:00:56No, no, I wasn't the one driving.
00:01:01Yeah?
00:01:02He let a trunk miner behind the wheel.
00:01:04So this is your fault!
00:01:05No, no, no.
00:01:06Enzo, Enzo, please.
00:01:08You are the heir to the queen of the corporation.
00:01:09If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
00:01:12Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.
00:01:17A low-class, nobody.
00:01:19They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.
00:01:22Yeah, dude.
00:01:23What kind of man let the girl take the fall?
00:01:25Enzo, I'm begging you.
00:01:27I know how you feel about me.
00:01:28I hope make it worth your while.
00:01:30Once you're free, and then we can finally be together.
00:01:32Where's that stage?
00:01:33Okay, I'll do it.
00:01:42Wait for me.
00:01:43I'll be back, okay?
00:01:44Okay.
00:01:45Get to go.
00:01:52Wait!
00:01:52Wait!
00:01:53Put your hands in the air!
00:01:55Oh, Selma!
00:02:02Oh, my gosh!
00:02:04Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
00:02:06Oh, you finally came to be with me.
00:02:08I'd love to, but...
00:02:10I don't have the money right now.
00:02:12Oh, you know, that's okay.
00:02:13You're just going with that checkbook.
00:02:15All right?
00:02:17Send the safe.
00:02:19Find a painting in the closet.
00:02:20The code is 0814.
00:02:23You need one of those strips.
00:02:25I shouldn't do this.
00:02:26Perfect.
00:02:27Don't tell anyone.
00:02:29I'll gather it.
00:02:29All right?
00:02:30The account is linked to my father's trust, which has aliens of dollars.
00:02:34Basically, please look.
00:02:36You don't say.
00:02:41Tony, the code is 0814.
00:02:43Write yourself a check for however much you want.
00:02:46This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.
00:02:49What are you talking about, Selma?
00:02:51What are you doing right now?
00:02:51Don't look at me like that.
00:02:54You offered to help.
00:02:55Because I'd do anything for you.
00:02:56I gave your father a job.
00:02:58I let you both move in with me.
00:03:00I hate you.
00:03:01I say you.
00:03:03It's not how I am in love with you.
00:03:06How sweet.
00:03:10But I'd rather die than become the funky weak nerd like yourself.
00:03:14Your family might be rich, but you're a social suicide.
00:03:17Don't feel bad for you.
00:03:18I'm going to spend your family's fortune with the man of my journey before you rot in jail.
00:03:23Go bye.
00:03:24No.
00:03:25No.
00:03:25Please.
00:03:26Why?
00:03:27Why?
00:03:29Why?
00:03:29No.
00:03:30Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
00:03:37Facing a 10-year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile...
00:03:40Enzo!
00:03:41Is she?
00:03:42Really?
00:03:43Give me a second.
00:03:43Please.
00:03:44Please give me a second.
00:03:45Please.
00:03:46I didn't do it.
00:03:48I didn't do it.
00:03:48Okay?
00:03:49You have to blame me.
00:03:49I know.
00:03:50Of course you did.
00:03:51This isn't you.
00:03:52Just give me some time, my dad.
00:03:54Do we?
00:03:54I'll figure out a way to get you out.
00:03:57I never even gave you the time of day.
00:04:00I was a jerk to you.
00:04:01Why would you help me?
00:04:03Well, when you love someone, you don't need a reason.
00:04:08Here.
00:04:09Just take this, okay?
00:04:13That's enough.
00:04:14Let's go.
00:04:15I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo.
00:04:17I'll leave no stone unturned.
00:04:18I should have noticed you.
00:04:20I should have been there for you.
00:04:21Let's go.
00:04:22Let's go.
00:04:24What a fucking simp.
00:04:35What should we buy first?
00:04:36A gal like her?
00:04:37No.
00:04:38We need to be smart about this.
00:04:40That troll Lily's already sniffing around.
00:04:42Dead set on freeing her little bro now.
00:04:45Shit.
00:04:46Enzo already knows.
00:04:48It's us as soon as he kicks her off.
00:04:51Then we'll just have to make him disappear.
00:04:53How do we do that?
00:04:55Babe.
00:04:56We have all the money in the world.
00:04:59We'll just pay someone to do it.
00:05:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:04Please, let me.
00:05:06I don't want to know.
00:05:08Stella, this is the entire romance.
00:05:10I'm so sorry, Lily.
00:05:29Lily, if I could go back in time, I'd cherish every moment with you, and I would make Stella pay.
00:05:37I don't want to know.
00:05:39What?
00:05:39I don't want to know.
00:05:59Felix?
00:06:00Fingers?
00:06:01Huh?
00:06:02Lou, are you alright?
00:06:06Lou?
00:06:07Oh, oh...
00:06:09Oh, thank god it's you.
00:06:13Oh...
00:06:14Oh, that must've been a dream.
00:06:17Are you feeling ok?
00:06:19You just fainted while we were studying.
00:06:22Feeling?
00:06:36Benzo, what's wrong?
00:06:39Why are they still practicing the season after 23?
00:06:42It's the 30th of August, the season just started.
00:06:45Is everything okay?
00:06:51Holy shit!
00:06:52Did this thing take me back in time?
00:06:57Holy shit!
00:06:58Did this thing take me back in time?
00:07:04There's no blood in the nose car.
00:07:06I couldn't give him another chance to make this right.
00:07:10What the hell, Tony? You could have broken his nose.
00:07:12Oh, chill out.
00:07:14Come on, I barely tapped him.
00:07:16Besides, a broken nose would only improve his day.
00:07:18I'm fine, really, I'm fine.
00:07:20You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
00:07:22What did you just say, you PBS looking bitch?
00:07:26I'm fine.
00:07:27I'm fine.
00:07:28I'm fine.
00:07:29I'm fine.
00:07:30I'm fine.
00:07:31The bottom theaters forgot their place.
00:07:33No.
00:07:34They know where they stand on the blue tang.
00:07:36Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
00:07:38Stella.
00:07:39I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch who destroyed my life and tried to end it.
00:07:48After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion, she
00:07:53took me for granted.
00:07:55But now I can get revenge.
00:07:59Stella, is your little laptop going to pay?
00:08:02What?
00:08:03No, he's literally obsessed with me.
00:08:05He does whatever I say.
00:08:07Watch.
00:08:08Enzo, forget about Tony.
00:08:11Why don't you live in this soda?
00:08:13It's so hot out here, and is there anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
00:08:18Sure.
00:08:19Stella, anything for you.
00:08:21Whoa, you kind of completely wrapped around your finger.
00:08:24I've never seen a guy so dumb bad before.
00:08:26I know, he's so cringed.
00:08:28He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
00:08:31I give his life purpose.
00:08:33I consider him a charity case.
00:08:35Shh.
00:08:36He's coming back.
00:08:37He's practically drooling like a dog.
00:08:38Careful, you might start humping your leg.
00:08:41What took you so long?
00:08:42I don't wonder you're not on football team.
00:08:48Give it to me.
00:08:55Here.
00:08:57You must be thirsty.
00:09:01Here.
00:09:02You must be thirsty.
00:09:04Thanks, Enzo.
00:09:05Whoa.
00:09:06I think your door pad's going a pair of balls.
00:09:08Stella, we got to let him play you like that?
00:09:11What are you doing?
00:09:12That was for me.
00:09:13No.
00:09:14I actually bought it with my own money, so I can get it to whoever I want.
00:09:16Are you on your last brain cell?
00:09:18Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:20Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:21Hmm?
00:09:22Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune
00:09:26when you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
00:09:30Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
00:09:34What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
00:09:38Oh, is that what she said?
00:09:40Fine.
00:09:41Fine.
00:09:42Just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of the servant.
00:09:45Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
00:09:48Hey, leave him alone.
00:09:50Aww.
00:09:51You're protecting each other.
00:09:53Just like stray dogs at the pal.
00:09:56Tony, save your energy.
00:09:58Just let me talk to him.
00:10:04Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what, but if you expose me, I'll never speak to you again.
00:10:09And I know how you really feel about me.
00:10:11So do you really want to jeopardize us?
00:10:15Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:18Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:20I just cut her off now.
00:10:21If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer, I need to draw this out.
00:10:30You're right.
00:10:32I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
00:10:35I knew it.
00:10:36You never could resist me.
00:10:37This isn't how to get my attention.
00:10:38I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
00:10:42Think you can do that?
00:10:43Of course.
00:10:44Good!
00:10:45Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and pick up my dry cleaning and box my Cadillac, then maybe I'll forgive you.
00:11:02And fuck it up. She'll make you lick her shoes.
00:11:06You're just feeling his wet dreams.
00:11:08Guys, we wasted enough time with these losers. I'm going to give a jinx on the big game.
00:11:13Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria. My treat.
00:11:17Every meal there's like $200.
00:11:20Come on, like that's expensive?
00:11:22Invite everybody. Let's make it a party.
00:11:25Except for you two, because they have a dress code.
00:11:29I don't think you'd get in.
00:11:37Stella's such a snake.
00:11:38After everything you've done for her, she's going to humiliate you for being her servant's son.
00:11:44Sorry.
00:11:46I shouldn't have said anything. I know you like her.
00:11:54Nope.
00:11:55She means nothing to me now.
00:11:57I never realized that you've always been on my side and I'll never ignore you again.
00:12:09Didn't you read it?
00:12:10I promise.
00:12:11Lily?
00:12:12Hey.
00:12:13How many times have I said to this milk breather I don't drink milk?
00:12:24drink milk why would i care about that i got this trade for lily are you just making me jealous
00:12:30this is payback for tony definitely payback for some time he's just like a lap dog just begging
00:12:35for her problems i can have any guys that i want you should feel lucky to have the privilege of
00:12:41getting my lunch oh yeah yeah i'm sure all these guys line up for you around that street corner
00:12:48you want to say that again
00:12:54you guys come on stop it it's going too far you don't want to end up like a freak friend i
00:13:02suggest you keep your trap shut all right guys bring your leftovers over here i'm worried this
00:13:07bait of cups is good enough to eat it what's the matter is i can earn this little lap dog can hide
00:13:20huh get him tony i'll paper's better for me later
00:13:39what are you some kind of fucking head sword now come on then fight back
00:13:43you're a pussy a nobody bitch son of a broke servant
00:13:51oh if you think fighting is going to get my attention you're pathetic
00:13:56oh no i am not fighting for you hey what is going on here
00:14:03you're bleeding i'm fine i'm fine principal harris and those started it it's his fault i don't care who
00:14:08started it all involved will be punished including you little miss stella quinn as an heir to the
00:14:17quinn corporation you know the family that funded the bright star education foundation you mean your
00:14:24family is the anonymous donor that gave a hundred million dollars to the school yep i am if that little
00:14:30sin wants to marry me so bad he won't mind if i take his family's name early that truth-faced
00:14:37bitch now she's just blatantly stealing my identity fine she can dig herself into a pit of lies
00:14:44it'll feel even better to watch her fall principal harris i trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly
00:14:53listen young man this is grounds for expulsion i'm going to call your parents right now
00:14:57what are you doing no no no no lily this is unacceptable you're right we should call all
00:15:02our parents involved right now and settle this mess yeah call stella's family while you're at it
00:15:07i'm sure they want to know why their own servant's son is taking fights with their daughter i just want
00:15:12enzo i'm taking your family thrown on the streets that's okay they're used to tents and park benches
00:15:18no yeah literally just call my dad right now just move my bill
00:15:20if enzo's staff comes unmoved everyone will know i'm not the real heir i can't let that happen
00:15:29i'll save you the suffering if you apologize in front of everyone i'll forgive you for this little
00:15:34misstep stella why are you acting nervous isn't he the son of your servant make this pose suffer
00:15:42enzo knows what he did wrong and my family taught me to give everyone a second chance no no no no no i
00:15:49have not learned my lesson you should get my dad here immediately to service can you just drop it
00:15:55stop playing this out just to get my attention i'm gonna leave before you say anything else to risk
00:16:00your family's livelihood
00:16:07you okay do you need this i'm fine i'm fine you okay the cracks in their stories are already starting to show
00:16:14i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine
00:16:20i think that's stellar chauffeur's car you've seen i get in it before i had a car like that maybe
00:16:25Tony would know it's me hey if you're that desperate i might know a guy
00:16:34hey unlock the door man
00:16:36hey Kevin what are you doing man i said unlock the door
00:16:47i don't have time to drive you home today promised my daughter i'd drive her and Tony around
00:16:52hey hey excuse me man i pay your salary not stellar watch your tone kid i know you've been pining after
00:17:00my daughter i don't want to get with her i'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future
00:17:05father-in-law happy besides you two seem more suited for the bus if anyone
00:17:13hey what i'm not messing around open the door god he's shameless hey you guys you wanted to meet
00:17:20Stella's father right here he is a penniless fucking driver keep bluffing we all know you're
00:17:26going to start wagging your cows when the salad shows up oh yeah i'm right i totally forgot i'm so
00:17:31madly in love with her i'm still madly in love with her that's right no matter how rich you are
00:17:38as long as you keep crawling at my daughter's feet she'll eventually replace you as the heir to the
00:17:44twin corporation yeah i forgot i'm so madly in love with her
00:17:50i'll say this one more time open this door or i'd be happy to call my father that you don't know
00:18:00who the big boss is okay everyone is replaceable what's up with this kid today he's got more attitude
00:18:07than usual great timing so your stalker and his raggedy girlfriend trying to hitch a ride well here
00:18:15comes stella she can teach this sucker a lesson oh no it looks like we don't have room for you guys
00:18:21today since i'm so giving here's some bus fare you know stella i really underestimated you how
00:18:31girl with nothing becomes such a spoiled brat you want a repeat of the cafeteria buddy seriously
00:18:37enzo i just forgave you for what happened earlier if this is your big attempt at getting my attention
00:18:43newsflash enzo i'm not gonna fall for your little tantrum oh yeah let's see a really close attention
00:18:48when they find out who owns the car huh tony open the door have fun with your ugly church bounce busboy
00:19:01open the door look it's fine i just need my own way home it's fine no from now on you're gonna start
00:19:09taking care of that okay beginning with this
00:19:12yeah it's time to exterminate some pets dude you didn't stop pretending man they're already gone
00:19:24you and your little virgin friend you'll hurry up before you miss the bus god lily are you brain dead
00:19:30or really just that desperate you choose this reject over a whole school of guys come on lily stop
00:19:36aww look at the man for each other like bacneum body odor keep laughing guys any moment now you're
00:19:44gonna find out who's really the heir to the queen corporation stop pretending man we all know that
00:19:49Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart what a moron if you
00:19:55just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little sip she'd continue to pay your wife
00:20:00aww you said you went and spazzed out and you have to live with that guilt and humiliation
00:20:06the only person who's going to regret anything today will be stuck just you wait watch that car
00:20:14will be turning around in three let's stay back i want to watch this blow up in his face two
00:20:21you'd really commit it to the pit one
00:20:31they really came back
00:20:36i apologize for my poor hand if you'd earlier sir oh yeah please let me help you with that
00:20:49why did stella allow her servant's son to use her car
00:20:53all right come on lily i know and why is the driver acting like the simps the boss
00:21:00did you really have to report me to your father you're never gonna get stella keep
00:21:07acting like a petty bitch if you have a problem with the way i handle things i can help you without
00:21:12you
00:21:15no that won't be necessary sir i just felt so bad for him i mean you know what a ride like that means to a
00:21:23cherry case like him
00:21:28let's see how long you can keep like this little heiress routine without pity tyranny oh i just forgot
00:21:38for the bus ride oh
00:21:41oh you scrawny ungrateful piece of
00:21:43shit stella treated you with pity you treat her like that
00:21:50come out of your body like a man
00:21:52tony save your energy a commoner like that would no class if it slapped him in the face
00:21:58she thinks she has me whipped she's about to learn who's really on the leash
00:22:02what have you been with that little punk lately he's been talking back to you he's probably just
00:22:11jealous because you've been hanging around no i think it's because you're too nice to him
00:22:15you really can't engage people like that they'll just stab you in the back
00:22:20so this is how you want to play it enzo i don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts you're
00:22:26dented there you go thanks nice house yeah thank you that's great
00:22:46wow i've never had a guy take me home before but i'm just really happy that it was here
00:22:51um my birthday is this friday and i was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me
00:23:01that's right lily and stella have the same birthday and i always do still the biggest parties money
00:23:05could buy so no one was around to celebrate yes of course lily i am never missing your birthday again
00:23:14you can count on that thank you
00:23:16see you later okay
00:23:30you're a little lag today almost cost me my job you really want to make it harder to win over
00:23:47stella the only reason you're even so unemployed kevin was because you were my father's trusted
00:23:52chauffeur for the past 10 years i really don't give a shit in this other things
00:24:00good luck walking around with this petty bullshit
00:24:07you live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees
00:24:12kevin i can make your life go away like that all right so shut your mouth and put the foot on me
00:24:20yes yes yes sir if he's starting to lose interest and still has got to get him back we deserve to be
00:24:30the putt family one way or another good afternoon there enzo may i take your back sure yeah thank you so much
00:24:43very well thank you sir oh may so i was thinking this friday night i would love to host a extravagant
00:24:56birthday party at the mansion for a very special carl do you think we could contact mr blake the former
00:25:03white house event planner to get everything on this of course sir and i hope you're hungry your father had
00:25:10top grade carbon arrow shrimp flown in from spain the chef is preparing it now and it will be ready
00:25:16right after your bath thank you so much i'll see you later look at that little creep pretending like
00:25:27he's moved on to stella still throwing a fancy birthday party for her as long as she keeps his interest
00:25:34will be married to the good fortune in no time
00:25:46take whatever you want it's not that expensive anyway what these are all designer brand limited
00:25:52edition any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars and this is brady's original battle jersey
00:25:59this is a certified relic keep it my family can just buy more if you want to whatever i want i get
00:26:07you're so lucky sometimes i question the taste of old rich people like this is so hideous even my own
00:26:13grandmother wouldn't have been
00:26:16whoa whoa whoa whoa no who said you could touch that that everyone was worth more than your life
00:26:20put it back put all of this back don't be such a buzzkill enzo these are my guests no stella
00:26:25that you're freaking mindless drones chasing after your fake fortune you have no right to bring him
00:26:30into my parents bedroom you shouldn't even be here what are you talking about this is stella's family
00:26:36mansion you're lucky they even let you stay here who are you gonna let you get to the swing don't you
00:26:41have some tanky servants quarters to get back to you you know so i'm just gonna give you one chance to
00:26:47just come clean right now and tell everyone the truth or you and your dad are gonna have to find
00:26:51somewhere else what's gonna be stop being so immature i know that you're doing all of this
00:27:00because you're jealous of tommy stella someone take care of this poser oh you gotta be joking
00:27:06stella you love my jersey no take it off now be real both you and i know you can never afford this
00:27:13jersey stella bought it for you out of pity you're a walking charity case jesus oh yeah why don't i just
00:27:20find a certificate of authenticity and we can see who the ownership's of you can not be such a
00:27:25fucking spaz for one night enzo it's just a dirty old jersey what's the matter if he wears it
00:27:30stella that dirty old jersey is the same jersey tom brady wore when he won his first super bowl it's not
00:27:35nothing and if you want me to like you you'll let him wear it uh enzo can you just stop killing the vibe
00:27:44we all know you're acting out because you're just yeah you're lucky cell is so patient with you
00:27:49i would have had the cops cart you off ages ago with your creepy ass norman bates act
00:27:58yeah that's great i said take it off enzo stop
00:28:00it's okay babe kid wants to play we can play
00:28:22that's right come on go yeah see what happens give me a reason to beat your ass
00:28:28what the hell is going on in here
00:28:40wait did you just call the chauffeur dad
00:28:48no i did i turn that right the chauffeur's your dad
00:28:51um well stella you want to tell the truth
00:28:55this nerd is like he's a completely different person now
00:28:57get off of me are you guys crazy stella is the heir of the quinn corporation
00:29:04how could her father be a useless nobody right stella
00:29:10duh if my father was some broke ass chauffeur i would literally throw myself off the cliff
00:29:16hey this isn't even about me enzo's the one acting like a total psycho
00:29:21she might be pushing the kid too far i can't lose this job it's getting late miss stella
00:29:27maybe i should take your friends home why we're just starting to have fun
00:29:35fine guys my driver will take you home we'll hang in another time what stella why are you listening to him
00:29:42i'm not i just remembered i have a test tomorrow i have to study all right let's bounce
00:29:54aren't you forgetting something guys leave the stuff
00:30:12hey man i'm sorry
00:30:20kevin i am so happy you've made yourself so comfortable in my father's seat eating my dinner
00:30:26fuck the attitude kid i drive your ass on every day i think that's not exhausting
00:30:33i just sit down and eat something i'm sorry kevin do you see any of the other help doing what
00:30:39you're doing right now or is this just what you do to make yourself feel like a big man
00:30:46hmm is this what this house that food your car all of it belongs to my dad and i am sick of watching
00:30:55me take advantage of our name in their rossi
00:30:57yes everyone is gone if you drop the act i have my share and stella will have hers just like any other
00:31:05night and if there's anything left feel free to have our stress
00:31:12may can you come get our chat with scoops to come give me a rub down while you're at it can you get
00:31:17that page to your guy from the tokyo ritz to send over the funds with the gold gold leaf on top
00:31:21warmth i can't believe this is the woman i thought i loved
00:31:30me are you deaf or dumb move your fugly feet and get out of here
00:31:38A long day, huh?
00:31:39Come on.
00:31:40Carbon here.
00:31:41Let's stay now.
00:31:44So amazing.
00:31:46What are you still doing here?
00:31:48God, am I speaking Latin over here?
00:31:50Get moving or I'll get you fired.
00:31:54Yes, miss.
00:31:54No.
00:31:55I don't know, man.
00:31:56You don't work for these people.
00:31:58And so, I've dealt with your bullshit all day.
00:32:02You're not going to win me back by acting like a total dickhead to us.
00:32:06Show some respect.
00:32:07Respect.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:10Your father is a painless driver that sits around here like a gluttonous oath.
00:32:15And you are just his spoiled brat daughter drooling over an ounce of my fortune.
00:32:21I have more respect for a sewer rat than I do either of you.
00:32:26Let me tell you something.
00:32:28This whole push-pull thing you have going on isn't going to work.
00:32:32It's really starting to piss me off.
00:32:34Enzo...
00:32:34So that was a straightforward girl.
00:32:37She doesn't like these mind games.
00:32:39If you want her to like you, just treat her well.
00:32:42It's too late.
00:32:43I only hung out with this dweeb because I felt sorry for him.
00:32:46But clearly, that went to his head.
00:32:49Maybe I should punish his sorry ass and ignore him until he learns his lesson.
00:32:54Remember, Enzo, you can't live without me.
00:32:57I don't give a shit.
00:33:07Pajamas and masks all from my mom.
00:33:10And you think that I can't live without you.
00:33:15Ghost me all you want, Stella.
00:33:17I don't give a shit.
00:33:21I don't give a shit.
00:33:24What is your challenge?
00:33:25You're acting more like a set-up bitch than a man.
00:33:27I didn't expect you, the mighty heir to the Quint Corp, to be such a cheapskate.
00:33:33We're only eating your food and using your things because we thought that you were offering them to us as your generosity.
00:33:42Generosity?
00:33:43Please, Dad.
00:33:44He only gave us those things because he wanted to get in my pants.
00:33:47And now what?
00:33:48Because Tony and I got close, you want to take it out on us?
00:33:51Let's go, Dad.
00:33:54Just looking at him makes me sick.
00:34:08Sir, are you okay?
00:34:14May I want you to take everything you've touched?
00:34:17The gyms, the couches.
00:34:19Even in fact, the end of your pencils, which are all around, is painted.
00:34:25Yes, sir.
00:34:27From now on, they are not to use a single thing that the Quint family owns.
00:34:32No more VIP treatment.
00:34:34No more fine dining.
00:34:36No more using my family's name to take advantage of me, okay?
00:34:40Let them see how it feels to be controlled.
00:34:43And so he's been pissing me off lately, Dad.
00:34:49I don't know how much longer I can put up with him.
00:34:51Easy.
00:34:52He's just trying to get your attention.
00:34:54But you still got him eating out of the palm of your hand.
00:34:57What do you mean?
00:34:58I heard him, though, made me to contact the former White House and Bed Planner for a huge party this Friday night.
00:35:04Well, he's obviously planning your big birthday bash.
00:35:08That's why he's been acting so weird lately.
00:35:11I knew he wasn't over me.
00:35:13You can't let him forget who's in charge.
00:35:17Don't worry.
00:35:17When I'm done with him, I'll have him at my feet, obeying my every word.
00:35:26Hey, Kevin, I want you to pick up Lily first, then head to school.
00:35:34Oh, God.
00:35:36Dad, we're going to pick up Tony as usual.
00:35:38Let's go.
00:35:39Yeah, Tony first.
00:35:40I have to school.
00:35:41Stop the car.
00:35:43What is your problem?
00:35:45Kevin, do we have a misunderstanding that I say to pick up Lily or Tony first?
00:35:51Because the last time I checked, it's in my family's car, and we pay to go where we want.
00:35:57Come on, Enzo.
00:35:58Let's not start the morning off like this.
00:36:00We always pick up Tony and then...
00:36:02No.
00:36:02We always do what your daughter says.
00:36:04And today, I am ordering you to pick up Lily and Tony can fuck off.
00:36:09If you have a problem with that, I'd be happy to speak to my father about your employment.
00:36:14Seriously?
00:36:15Lily, again?
00:36:17If you think dragging that waste of space into this is going to make me jealous, you clearly
00:36:22haven't seen her side by side.
00:36:24She's a troll.
00:36:25A granny in hand-me-downs.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:29You know what?
00:36:29I really don't feel like sharing my car today with an egotistical tramp like you.
00:36:34Excuse me?
00:36:35Oh, do you need your dad to open the door for you or no?
00:36:38You lost any chance you had with me?
00:36:43I hope you know that.
00:36:45And you never had a chance.
00:36:48Kevin, starting today, this is a private ride just for me and the people I approve.
00:36:53And if you have a problem with that, you can join your daughter on the street.
00:37:05Let's go see Lily.
00:37:05You're a fucking asshole, and so you're going to be the goddamn joke of the school.
00:37:17I am so done with you.
00:37:19I am so done with you.
00:37:49Creep?
00:37:52Nah, man.
00:37:53I actually kicked her out of my car, but I'll do whatever the hell I want, and it's none
00:37:57of your business.
00:37:58Christ.
00:37:59You're just a pathological liar.
00:38:02We all know that you're just a son of Stella's servant.
00:38:07Good.
00:38:08Then quit poking the bear.
00:38:09The last thing I need is end up freaking out and blowing my cover.
00:38:14Well, how about this?
00:38:15You would apologize to Stella and lay off.
00:38:19Ben, you don't want to get expelled for this freak.
00:38:24Hey, why do you keep sticking up for it with his being an ass?
00:38:41I mean, he's a servant's son, right?
00:38:45You want people getting the wrong idea like he's the queen there?
00:38:48Please.
00:38:49If it weren't for me, his family wouldn't have food on the table.
00:38:51I'm just being generous.
00:38:59You're too sweet, babe.
00:39:01Speaking of that scholarship you mentioned, how's that come along?
00:39:05Well, the school only gets scholarships to the top student, and you know how it's the highest
00:39:11GPA.
00:39:14I mean, if I tell him to hand it over, then he'll do it.
00:39:17You really think he'll agree?
00:39:18I mean, he's been acting like a little bitch lately, but he's still obsessed with me.
00:39:22If I ask, then he'll do it.
00:39:24All right, everyone, our exams are in.
00:39:34Some of you could have done a bit more studying, but others really went above and beyond.
00:39:40I hope you don't mind me singling you out like this, Enzo, but you really knocked it out
00:39:45of the park 105% with extra points on the bonus question?
00:39:52He always has this kind of messes up the curve every time.
00:39:55Teacher's pet.
00:39:56No, he's a know-it-all.
00:39:57You need to be smart when you're poor and a loser.
00:40:00I'm really proud to announce that you earned the academic scholarship yet another year.
00:40:06Unless, of course, you plan on passing it up again like last time?
00:40:10Miss James, since Enzo doesn't need the scholarship, I think that we should give it to our football
00:40:15captain, Tony Whitman.
00:40:22I'm sorry.
00:40:23Stella, why would I not need a scholarship?
00:40:25I'm just a sign of a lowly servant.
00:40:27Yeah, but we don't have the friends pay for everything at all.
00:40:30We don't want a personal charity case.
00:40:33Exactly.
00:40:34Around Stella and all.
00:40:35Yes, ma'am.
00:40:36No, ma'am.
00:40:37We all know you're just simping up to their families when they pay for your college.
00:40:42Enzo, what do you say?
00:40:43Are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:50Enzo?
00:40:51Are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:59Miss James, I'm going to take it.
00:41:01What the hell, Enzo?
00:41:03I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony.
00:41:06Hmm?
00:41:06Oh, sorry.
00:41:07If you want to talk to someone, you should probably decide on someone who cares.
00:41:11Yo, she feeds you.
00:41:13She clothes you.
00:41:14She lets you ride in her luxury cars.
00:41:16How are you going to gas yourself up like you're not some pathetic little leech?
00:41:19Tony actually works for what he has.
00:41:21He's not some clout-chasing bot.
00:41:23You're not even worthy of spit-shining his shoes.
00:41:25Oh, yeah?
00:41:26If you worked so hard, why didn't you live?
00:41:27Hmm?
00:41:28I don't know.
00:41:30Sounds like Stella won her boy toy on some pretty empty brunches.
00:41:36Alright, alright.
00:41:37Let's settle down, everyone.
00:41:38Settle down.
00:41:39Stella, get back to your seat.
00:41:41Miss James.
00:41:42If you say anything else, I'll call my daddy and cut the funding to your apartment.
00:41:46Enzo.
00:41:46I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony, so just...
00:41:50Why don't you just give that scholarship to Tony and we can forget about all the little
00:41:57arguments we've been having?
00:42:00Let me go back to how things were.
00:42:02Wouldn't that be nice?
00:42:05Oh, Stella, if only you knew how ironic that question is.
00:42:09No!
00:42:10Okay?
00:42:10I do not want to go back to the way things were.
00:42:12In fact, I want to make sure that this cushy life you've been enjoying gets pulled out
00:42:17from your Prada wearing.
00:42:18I hate you!
00:42:19Oh, I hate you more.
00:42:20Stella, back to your seat.
00:42:23Now.
00:42:24Oh, well, well.
00:42:42If it isn't Mr. High and Mighty, I know you're getting pretty cocky during class today.
00:42:51Can I help you guys?
00:42:52I know you're probably used to helping being the son of a servant, but right now I think
00:42:57you owe us an apology for throwing us out last night.
00:42:59And while you're at it, go ahead and hand scholarship over to Tony like a good little bitch.
00:43:05We don't want to cause any problems in Stella's mansion, but here we can do whatever we want.
00:43:10So now, get on your hands and knees and spit shine our shoes.
00:43:14Nice and clean.
00:43:17Get out of my way.
00:43:18You give me a choice?
00:43:25Lick her shoe now, bitch.
00:43:28Hey!
00:43:29Let him go!
00:43:31Hey!
00:43:32Let him go!
00:43:33You were lucky this time.
00:43:35The teachers won't always be around to see you.
00:43:37Tony, what the hell are you doing?
00:43:44Nothing, coach.
00:43:45Just, uh, messing around.
00:43:49Shit!
00:43:50What are they provoking?
00:43:51Enzo, what if he reveals the truth that I'm the show for his daughter?
00:43:53My image as the Quinn heir would be ruined!
00:43:56Are you alright, Tony?
00:43:57Yeah, I'm fine.
00:43:58Save your energy, Tony.
00:44:00I have decided we're ignoring him after everything he did.
00:44:03You're Enzo, right?
00:44:08P.E.C. is showing you just for speed to you.
00:44:10Are you considering trying not for the full-mo team?
00:44:12What?
00:44:12You can't be serious!
00:44:14I mean, this is getting runked?
00:44:15Unless you can pick up the pace.
00:44:17You may be our best option.
00:44:18And we're team captain.
00:44:19Who?
00:44:20What?
00:44:20Look, the school is holding a scrimmage at Strouds for the new season.
00:44:23I would love to see what you've got.
00:44:25What do you say?
00:44:26You want me to play?
00:44:27This lanky loser can never be team captain.
00:44:35Coach, I mean, I love football.
00:44:37Don't get me wrong.
00:44:39You seriously think I have what it takes?
00:44:41I'll only find out.
00:44:43You'll be bold in the first five seconds!
00:44:45Football is just not brute force.
00:44:47I flesh out our team, but right now, we're like it's me.
00:44:51How can you run when a scrawny little neck can't even keep the helmet up?
00:44:55Coach, I'll give it a try.
00:45:02Joking!
00:45:04Great.
00:45:04I look forward to seeing you on the field tomorrow.
00:45:06Coach, wait!
00:45:07Enzo has never held a football in his whole life.
00:45:10He's only going to weigh us down.
00:45:12You want to question your coach?
00:45:14You can find another team.
00:45:22Well, that's fine.
00:45:23Tomorrow, I'm going to humiliate you and hurt the entire school.
00:45:27When it's all over, I still have the girl.
00:45:29B-O-N-Y!
00:45:43Go, Tommy!
00:45:44Keep it our guy!
00:45:45Go, Coopers!
00:45:46Go, Tommy!
00:45:49Dude, don't sweat it.
00:45:51We were a stark quarterback last year.
00:45:53Meeting Enzo is going to be like crushing a pug.
00:45:55When we make that pug, we regret he was ever born.
00:45:58Let alone dream of being on the football team.
00:46:02Coach says that little nerd, Tenzo, is going to be joining us.
00:46:05If he stands us up, he's a dead man.
00:46:10Enzo, where are you?
00:46:11Hey, Lily, you might want to check the little boy's room.
00:46:20I think I saw Enzo crying in one of the stalls.
00:46:22If I were him, I'd have changed my name by now.
00:46:24There's no coming back from that kind of humiliation.
00:46:27He's not backing down.
00:46:28He's just...
00:46:29It's cute that you want to protect your little fluoride servant spawn.
00:46:32But football's a sport for real men.
00:46:34Not servants and hand-me-downs.
00:46:36Please, Enzo.
00:46:39Please come.
00:46:43Let's go!
00:46:44Let's go!
00:46:45Let's go!
00:46:48Coach, the big game's about to start and Enzo's not here yet.
00:46:52He should be disqualified.
00:46:56Let's wait a little longer.
00:46:57I told you he'd only weigh us down.
00:46:59He's not even here and he's already fucking things up.
00:47:01If Enzo costs us the scrimmage, I'm never letting him off the hook.
00:47:04He's never even held a football.
00:47:05He's a joke.
00:47:06Don't bother waiting for Enzo.
00:47:09He won't be coming.
00:47:11Enzo.
00:47:12I'm not asking.
00:47:14I'm telling.
00:47:15Football means everything.
00:47:18Good, Tony.
00:47:18And if you even think about showing up tomorrow,
00:47:21I swear, you'll never get a chance with me.
00:47:25Fine.
00:47:26Let's get started.
00:47:28Wait!
00:47:30Is that...
00:47:31It can't be.
00:47:32Oh my God, I think it is.
00:47:34He looks like a completely different person.
00:47:51That's Enzo?
00:47:52I didn't expect him to clean up so nice.
00:47:54Okay, I didn't even know he had it in him.
00:47:56And like, if you don't want him, maybe I could take him for a spin.
00:48:00We can't let Lily hug him all to herself.
00:48:02Ew, you slut.
00:48:04He's still a servant boy.
00:48:06I need an idiot.
00:48:15Of course.
00:48:16You gotta see what this nerd can do, right?
00:48:19Did you come to Washington?
00:48:20Of course I do.
00:48:21And you agree.
00:48:24I thought I told you not to come.
00:48:26Well, what's the problem?
00:48:28Is it going to humiliate your boyfriend for the entire school?
00:48:30Yeah, I don't listen to you anymore, Stella.
00:48:32You're the daughter of my employee.
00:48:34Don't forget.
00:48:37What's the matter?
00:48:38Studying for the big game?
00:48:40I mean, football's just math.
00:48:41So you make us all late to avoid getting humiliated on the field?
00:48:46No.
00:48:47I'd make a grand entrance before I kick your ass.
00:48:49You want to square up, pussy?
00:48:51Oh, wait.
00:48:52You need to read a textbook to learn how to throw a punch.
00:48:54Babe, I cannot believe that son of your servant is acting like he owns this place.
00:49:11I mean, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that he's the real Quinn heir.
00:49:14Shit.
00:49:15We're starting to catch on.
00:49:16If that little simp keeps out, it's all big and tall.
00:49:18Everyone will figure out he's the real heir.
00:49:22And this father's been serving my family for years.
00:49:24We took his family in when they lost their home.
00:49:27So they told me to let some things slide and make them feel welcomed.
00:49:31Babe, you're too sweet.
00:49:33That punk is trying to take advantage of you.
00:49:35Don't worry.
00:49:36Teach him a lesson on the field.
00:49:37Go!
00:49:38Let's go!
00:49:43It's like the blue team needs a few more drills.
00:49:45The charge angle's off by five degrees.
00:49:47And the winner is blue team!
00:50:07How about that?
00:50:11It's kicked your ass using geometry.
00:50:19That fucking pussy got lucky.
00:50:21I can't believe the nerd actually won.
00:50:24It's kind of hot.
00:50:26Oh.
00:50:27I knew you could see it.
00:50:29Thanks for believing in me.
00:50:30Yeah.
00:50:30It ends up supposed to be into Stella.
00:50:33Why the hell is that frigid bitch getting all his attention?
00:50:36Is your shower head broken, Lily?
00:50:38Or is his pathetic simp's desperation a turn on for you?
00:50:42Oh.
00:50:44Are you jealous?
00:50:46Fucking gross.
00:50:47You already have your naive virgin.
00:50:49Attention, the selection ceremony for the Interstate Football Championship will be held in the
00:50:56auditorium in five minutes.
00:50:58The chairman of the school board will personally announce the player selected to be the team
00:51:03captain.
00:51:04That position is home.
00:51:06If you really want to impress Stella, you'll do the whole school a favor and sift the ceremony
00:51:11out.
00:51:11This is it.
00:51:12She has no idea the chairman of the school board is my father's friend.
00:51:16I don't care about the team captain.
00:51:17I just want to see her exposed for stealing my identity in front of everyone.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24We won the game.
00:51:25Oh my god.
00:51:32Wait.
00:51:33Who is he?
00:51:33That's not the chairman of the school board.
00:51:35Hello, students.
00:51:36I am Julian DeLion, vice chairman of the school board.
00:51:40The chairman had important matters to attend to, so I am honored to announce the list of
00:51:45players who have qualified to join our team.
00:51:48The Roaring Ridge High School's Cougars, after today's privilege.
00:51:53Before that, I'd like to give special thanks to the Bright Star Education Foundation for the
00:51:59generous donation to our school.
00:52:00Their support has allowed for significant developments and enrichment of the school.
00:52:05I would now like to invite you to prepare to the family that started it all.
00:52:10If you so much as move, I'll never talk to you again.
00:52:23I mean, you'll be finished.
00:52:24You all social groups have more enriched.
00:52:26Hi.
00:52:27Hello, everyone.
00:52:36I am Stella, I mean, Quinn, of the famed Quinn Group.
00:52:42And I'm sure by now, everybody knows that thanks to Quinn Court, we have the Bright Star
00:52:46Education Foundation paving the way for a brighter future.
00:52:50I couldn't sworn the heir to Quinn Court was a guy.
00:52:58Maybe I should call the chairman.
00:53:04That's my girl.
00:53:05Well, no one's contributing here.
00:53:09It must be mistaken.
00:53:11In honor of the Bright Star Education Foundation's selfless donation to our school, we have decided
00:53:18to bestow the honor of selecting the team captain to Ms. Stella herself.
00:53:26What an unexpected honor.
00:53:29I'll have to think about it.
00:53:30As the backbone of our school's football team, Tony has led our Cougars to more victories
00:53:35than I can remember cheering for.
00:53:37So I feel like the obvious and rightful choice for this year's team captain is Tony Whitman.
00:53:47Thank you all so much.
00:53:49Stella, such a babe, right?
00:53:51She's the best cheerleader on and off the field.
00:53:54I promise that I will lead our school to a district championship.
00:54:00Go Cougars!
00:54:02Go Cougars!
00:54:06I'm sorry.
00:54:07I'm sorry.
00:54:08Did today mean nothing?
00:54:10Nothing?
00:54:11Because if Tony's performance on the field is any indication of the future, he should be
00:54:15as far away from the football as possible.
00:54:17And if the Quidair gets to make the decision, then I think that should be me.
00:54:22Right, fellas?
00:54:24What is up with these mind games?
00:54:26If Enzo keeps acting like this, he's going to be in deep shit.
00:54:29If you have a problem with my decision, then I can call my father from having removed the
00:54:34Bright Star funding from roaring rage high.
00:54:36No, that won't be necessary.
00:54:38You sit down before you ruin this for everyone.
00:54:41Stella and her family have made countless and generous donations to the school.
00:54:45What have you done except pause the scene?
00:54:48Well, I would hate to ruin it for anyone, sir.
00:54:51But fortunately for you, Stella has no say over the Bright Star Education Foundation because
00:54:56she's not the Quidair.
00:54:57I am.
00:54:59Stella has no say over the Bright Star Education Foundation because she's not the Quidair.
00:55:05I am.
00:55:06Sorry, everyone.
00:55:07This freak has been stalking me for years and clearly his obsession has just become delusional.
00:55:12Enzo, I am done tolerating your bullshit.
00:55:15I've been way too nice to you.
00:55:16I'm never speaking to you again.
00:55:18You're officially canceled.
00:55:20Fine with me.
00:55:20You're going to move out of my house too or should I kick you out?
00:55:25All right, everyone.
00:55:27Let's settle down.
00:55:28Stella, I apologize.
00:55:30You should be ashamed posing as a Quidair.
00:55:33After this assembly, I am marching straight to Principal Harrison's office and see to it
00:55:38that you are expelled.
00:55:40What was it?
00:55:41Enzo?
00:55:42Enzo Quinn, sir.
00:55:43Oh my gosh.
00:55:44Give it up, Enzo.
00:55:45Everyone knows you're faking it.
00:55:47Oh yeah.
00:55:48Was I faking on the field today?
00:55:51The only reason you beat me today is because you're lucky.
00:55:54We can do a rematch anytime.
00:55:55But we're going to do street rules so I can pull on your ass to the ground.
00:55:58Why don't you just get the hell out of here?
00:56:00No one likes you anyway.
00:56:01Besides that mousy-haired ugly Betty in the back.
00:56:07You need to remember me, you're real bosses.
00:56:10I look forward to seeing you at my house tonight after I speak to my father.
00:56:22Clearly his jealousy is reaching new heights.
00:56:25After my birthday, I'll have to put him back in his place for good.
00:56:28Clearly somebody's on their period.
00:56:33Anyway, my final decision still stands.
00:56:35Tony will be the team captain.
00:56:38That Mr. Trophy is ours.
00:56:40And one last thing.
00:56:45My 18th birthday is this Friday.
00:56:48And everyone is welcome to the Queen Mansion to come and celebrate.
00:56:51We will have Mr. Blake, the former White House events manager, planning the party.
00:56:56And it is sure to be a day to remember.
00:56:58Don't worry about that sim, babe.
00:57:04You're just doing this to get your attention.
00:57:06Well, duh.
00:57:07But he's really been embarrassing me.
00:57:08He better not fuck up my birthday.
00:57:10I can't believe you have an actual former events planner from the White House planning your party.
00:57:15That's so lust.
00:57:17It must be like a million dollars.
00:57:19Two million, actually.
00:57:20Oh my god, I have to buy a new dress.
00:57:25This is even bigger than prom.
00:57:26A real mansion party.
00:57:28Hey, is there going to be a DJ there?
00:57:30Is there going to be a DJ?
00:57:31Try to DJ in every room.
00:57:33Well, you got to make sure to save a dance for me, okay?
00:57:35Everything set for the party, sir.
00:57:52Amazing.
00:57:53Can we just run through that checklist one more time?
00:57:55Because this party needs to be perfect for Lily.
00:57:58Yes, sir.
00:57:59All right.
00:58:02After everything I put her through in my past life,
00:58:05it's what she deserves.
00:58:20Why won't you let me meet your classmates?
00:58:22I don't like friends.
00:58:23You know, my father's a chauffeur of the Owen family.
00:58:26For a ten night.
00:58:27Can you please just stay in your room?
00:58:35Hey, what are you doing?
00:58:42You're supposed to pick up Lily 15 minutes ago.
00:58:44I'll have someone else to pick her up.
00:58:45Kevin, do you have any time for being a driver?
00:58:47Do you need me to find a replacement?
00:58:49Come on, I'll go.
00:58:51Okay?
00:58:53Stella's birthday party's about to start.
00:58:56So why the hell is he still thinking about Lily?
00:58:58Well, I guess we'll let little Lily see for herself
00:59:01how Jesper Hanzo is.
00:59:03Please, my daughter.
00:59:06Ready?
00:59:06Attention!
00:59:07Attention, everybody!
00:59:08I would like to introduce to you all
00:59:10the beautiful, the gorgeous,
00:59:12the effervescent
00:59:13Queen Stella!
00:59:17Oh, yeah!
00:59:18I love you!
00:59:19I love you!
00:59:20I love you!
00:59:21Well, and you may be pissing me off lately,
00:59:23but I'm just going to go to a party.
00:59:26If it doesn't embarrass me tonight,
00:59:27maybe we'll forgive you.
00:59:29Oh.
00:59:30My.
00:59:31God.
00:59:31Is that the dress that's going viral right now?
00:59:34Good eye!
00:59:35The designer, Jacques Técorte,
00:59:36only made two for the Stardust Statue Show in Milan.
00:59:39It costs $100,000.
00:59:42Oh, my God.
00:59:43Can I clutch it?
00:59:46It feels like pure money.
00:59:48No, this is insane!
00:59:51This might be the best day in my life.
00:59:52Seriously, I don't know how to thank you.
00:59:54No need!
00:59:55Just stay close to me.
00:59:56The claims like to spoil those who are loyal to us,
00:59:59but we have plenty more parties to come.
01:00:00Can I last stream this?
01:00:02How do you need to show my followers your image?
01:00:03Of course!
01:00:05Everyone, say hi!
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01:00:24Stella, you could literally be an influencer with a life like this.
01:00:26I already beat you to it.
01:00:28Oh my god.
01:00:30Hey, besties.
01:00:31The party's about to start, so don't go anywhere.
01:00:34It's going to be insane.
01:00:36Love you.
01:00:38Thank you all so much for coming to my party.
01:00:41Please help yourself to everything and anything.
01:00:44Let's make this a day to remember.
01:00:46Turn up the music.
01:00:47Woo!
01:00:48Woo!
01:00:49Woo!
01:00:50Woo!
01:00:51Woo!
01:00:52Woo!
01:00:53Woo!
01:00:54Woo!
01:00:55Woo!
01:00:56Woo!
01:00:57Woo!
01:00:58Oh, okay.
01:00:59Can you get that?
01:01:00Can you get that?
01:01:01You got it.
01:01:02I don't know.
01:01:04Mm.
01:01:05You like it?
01:01:06Woo!
01:01:07Woo!
01:01:09Woo!
01:01:10Woo!
01:01:11Woo!
01:01:12Woo!
01:01:13Woo!
01:01:14But isn't the resident ass licker of the Stella fan club?
01:01:17Should you let all these people in here?
01:01:19Say hi to the viewers, Enzel!
01:01:21Grab your popcorn and get ready.
01:01:23This scent is known for as, um, guns.
01:01:25Perfect timing, Enzel.
01:01:27We'll clean up the mess over there and restock the booze,
01:01:30because we're just getting started.
01:01:32Oh, and while you're at it, have the maid to make my bed,
01:01:36because Tony and I are going to need it later.
01:01:38Hey!
01:01:39Oh!
01:01:40I asked the cop a couple condoms, but I don't know if I'd fit in a peewee size.
01:01:44No!
01:01:45There's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him has ever had a chance to even use a condom.
01:01:51You know, Stella, you have some fucking nerve acting like you in this place.
01:01:54You know for a fact, this is not your party, this is not your house.
01:01:58Let me tell you something.
01:01:59You're not a quinn.
01:02:01You're a fucking joke.
01:02:03The daughter of some broke-ass chauffeur.
01:02:06I'm going to give you ten minutes to shut this down,
01:02:08before I kick you and your father out without a pot to piss in.
01:02:14Before I kick you and your father out of my place without a pot to piss in.
01:02:18Look, Enzo, I know you threw this whole party just to try and get my attention,
01:02:22but I'm not going to forgive you for acting as a freak just because you put up a few string lights.
01:02:27Scott, Stella, you are so self-absorbed and delusional.
01:02:31I can't believe I ever thought you were worth my time.
01:02:34I'm eating this with all heads, Enzo.
01:02:37You disgust me.
01:02:39Hey, you know I'm going to kick this scrawny ass out of here.
01:02:41I got it.
01:02:48You're just a pathetic little freak with your shitty ass party.
01:02:51You should be embarrassed.
01:02:53And if you don't get Mr. Blake back here to get my attention,
01:02:56I'll never speak to you again.
01:02:59Oh my God, are you getting all of this?
01:03:01Every single second.
01:03:02The viewers are eating out.
01:03:11Hey, Mike.
01:03:12Could you call Mr. Blake and tell him to get here immediately?
01:03:14This party is not up to my standard.
01:03:16Cool.
01:03:17And, um, could you have a couple of mates?
01:03:19Please meet us in the backyard.
01:03:20Oh my God.
01:03:21He's so wit.
01:03:22That's right.
01:03:23He can act as stubborn as he wants, but at the end of the day, I own him.
01:03:27Stella, you got a tp and a whip a simp in the place.
01:03:28It's just like training a stray dog.
01:03:29Shower from with attention and move away until they want for it back.
01:03:42Amazing.
01:03:43Okay.
01:03:44Um, can everyone listen up, please?
01:03:46Make sure to get my good side.
01:03:47The viewers are going to love this.
01:03:48Could we please show off the gifts I prepared?
01:03:49Oh my God.
01:03:50Are those THE Harry Winston crystal shoes?
01:03:51They're like $3 million.
01:03:52Someone in the chat said the Imperial Blue Necklace was originally owned by the Royal Family.
01:03:55Damn, Tony.
01:03:56Kid's dropping snacks on your girl.
01:03:57What'd you get her?
01:03:58I don't need to pay for her attention.
01:03:59She knows what the real prize is.
01:04:00Well, since you did such a good job on the gifts, I'll forgive you for acting like a
01:04:02total sass.
01:04:03Tony, help me with the necklace.
01:04:04Oh my God.
01:04:05Oh my God.
01:04:06Are those THE Harry Winston crystal shoes?
01:04:07They're like $3 million.
01:04:08Someone in the chat said the Imperial Blue Necklace was originally owned by the Royal Family.
01:04:10Damn, Tony.
01:04:11Kid's dropping snacks on your girl.
01:04:12What'd you get her?
01:04:13I don't need to pay for her attention.
01:04:16She knows what the real prize is.
01:04:18Well, since you did such a good job on the gifts, I'll forgive you for acting like a total sass.
01:04:24Tony, help me with the necklace.
01:04:26Uh, no.
01:04:27What?
01:04:28No, do you think these gifts are for you?
01:04:31Jesus Christ, you are so full of yourself.
01:04:34How about this?
01:04:35Get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes.
01:04:40Get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes.
01:04:44What?
01:04:45The real birthday girl?
01:04:47Let me get this down for you.
01:04:50This.
01:04:51This.
01:04:52Is.
01:04:53Not.
01:04:54Your.
01:04:55Perfect.
01:04:56What?
01:04:57Having second thoughts because I was sitting on Tony's lap?
01:04:59You're gonna punish me like a little bitch?
01:05:01No.
01:05:02God, I thought women were catty.
01:05:04I mean, this is some straight petty bullshit.
01:05:08I don't give a shit what either of you did.
01:05:13Stella, I am done.
01:05:16Okay?
01:05:17You and your dad can go back to your miserable sunlight.
01:05:21He gets all this goodbye.
01:05:22What a joke.
01:05:23All this?
01:05:24You mean the pool?
01:05:25The mansion?
01:05:26The gifts?
01:05:27The servants?
01:05:28Those are all Stella's.
01:05:29Shit, I don't know without the end zone, but Tony might push him over the edge.
01:05:36I can't lose this.
01:05:38The only thing you can take away from her is your creepy ass obsessions.
01:05:44So why don't you see yourself out?
01:05:45I guess I have.
01:05:46I'm not exactly gentle.
01:05:47I'd like to see you try.
01:05:48Oh my god, Enzo.
01:05:49You're literally ruining Stella's day.
01:05:50You're getting all of the attention like a dick.
01:05:51Quick with the lies.
01:05:52If Stella's not the real birthday girl, then who is?
01:06:14I can't help her.
01:06:15I can't love her.
01:06:16Willie?
01:06:17What is she doing here?
01:06:26Happy birthday Miss Lillian.
01:06:28Will you look incredibly healthy?
01:06:32Wait, is this how your staff always treats you?
01:06:36Why are they saying it's Lilly's birthday?
01:06:39Did you invite her?
01:06:42If you don't make her leave in the next few seconds, I'm never speaking to you again.
01:06:47Who says I want to celebrate?
01:06:48Hey, happy birthday.
01:06:50I'm so sorry, Stella.
01:06:52Totally rude to the party.
01:06:53Mr. Blake, he's on his way.
01:06:55He's going to make everything perfect for your big day.
01:06:57You didn't have to do this, Enzo.
01:06:59This is...
01:07:00It's just amazing.
01:07:02Kindly leave.
01:07:04This party has standards.
01:07:07The money you get, though.
01:07:08Fuck out of here, Stella.
01:07:09Do you really think that after all these years of trading me like shit, that I won't celebrate your birthday?
01:07:21I'm going to say this one last time.
01:07:23This is not your party.
01:07:26This is Lily's party.
01:07:28This is fucking wild.
01:07:30Making up accusations just to try and get my attention.
01:07:35How did you even get here?
01:07:37The guard was only supposed to let any people on the list.
01:07:40You forgot your bag in the back.
01:07:42Dad?
01:07:47Hey, did you just call the chauffeur your dad?
01:07:51Wait, didn't you call him dad?
01:07:53You have a hand at the sleepover?
01:07:55Stella, is the chauffeur your dad?
01:07:57No, my dad is not some loser chauffeur.
01:08:01What?
01:08:01Stella, you really put down your own dad just to cover your own facade.
01:08:06Mind your fucking business if I say it's not my dad.
01:08:10It's not my dad.
01:08:11What have I ever lied to you about?
01:08:13Stella, look at what you created.
01:08:15A stubborn brat.
01:08:17So self-obsessed, she won't even acknowledge you as her own father.
01:08:21Enzo, I think you should wash your toe.
01:08:23And remember that you are speaking to Miss Stella Quinn.
01:08:26Keep pushing, and she'll cut you off for good.
01:08:29Shit.
01:08:30I thought that the chauffeur was her dad for a second.
01:08:34Enzo is fucking psycho.
01:08:39Honestly, man.
01:08:40At least have the decency to show Stella some respect in her own house.
01:08:46And if I was a Quinn, I would kick you out a long time ago.
01:08:49What do you say, Kevin?
01:08:56Should I throw out my stubborn staff and his narcissistic daughter?
01:09:00No, please don't.
01:09:02Kevin.
01:09:04Fine.
01:09:06Fine.
01:09:08You have no right to fire me, Enzo.
01:09:11Yes, I do.
01:09:12And someone who knows way right now is going to tell you the exact same thing.
01:09:17You got it?
01:09:18You're coming back early?
01:09:20No, that's impossible.
01:09:22Uh, you guys, as of today, Kevin and his daughter are no longer employees of the Quinn Estate.
01:09:27We see to it that the rooms are cleared out.
01:09:29If you so much as throw out our things, I'll be thrown up to the streets in seconds.
01:09:35That's it.
01:09:35I'm never talking to you again.
01:09:38I hope you're happy.
01:09:41I'm overly fucking mean.
01:09:44Let's go clear out the rooms.
01:09:46Come on.
01:09:47Let's go.
01:09:48Babe, he walked all over you in front of everyone.
01:09:52You need to do something about this.
01:09:55That sim is fucking dead.
01:09:57We need to go.
01:09:58We need to go.
01:09:59We need to go.
01:10:01Incredible.
01:10:03I've got a couple of days and Michelle, her and his daughter are walking all over my son.
01:10:07Stop laughing.
01:10:07I've got to get home.
01:10:15Happy birthday.
01:10:16I hope you like it.
01:10:18You didn't have to give me anything.
01:10:20And so, I'm just happy to be here with you.
01:10:24Happy to be with you, too.
01:10:25Get that mousy little tramp out of my house now.
01:10:33Get that mousy little tramp out of my house now.
01:10:37Helen, if you can hand in the car keys to May on your way out and Stella, if you wouldn't mind taking off that dress, that'd be great.
01:10:45Actually, all your clothes are going to be the quinnestine.
01:10:47You're making a huge mistake.
01:10:50Letting my rap like you enter my home is my only mistake.
01:10:54Sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:10:56I came as soon as I could.
01:11:00But the Kardashians need to be for a baby shower and they love to gab.
01:11:05No worries, Mr. Blake.
01:11:08Why don't you just wheel that over to the birthday girl?
01:11:10Of course.
01:11:13Wait a minute.
01:11:14I saw that down at Chrissy's auction.
01:11:16Only the queens would be able to get their hands on a dress like that.
01:11:19She must be the birthday girl.
01:11:20Well, what a beautiful birthday girl.
01:11:24The belle of the ball.
01:11:26Well, Enzo, it's like your little skeet just blew up in your face, huh?
01:11:32Finally.
01:11:33That idiot just let me have my cake.
01:11:34Can you get to work?
01:11:36Now I just need to get Enzo to shut up before anyone else questions me again as the rightful queen air.
01:11:41I hope you're happy with your party.
01:11:42I've never worked this hard on an event before.
01:11:45It was... passable.
01:11:49I believe the arrangement was to settle the bill after the event, correct?
01:11:57Two million dollars, right?
01:12:00Enzo will take care of it.
01:12:02Oh, no.
01:12:03Stella, this is your party, right?
01:12:05I mean, you shouldn't have any problem paying.
01:12:08You're the daughter of the richest family in town.
01:12:10Why are you being so smug?
01:12:18Stella is a Quinn heir.
01:12:20Two million, I mean, that's basically her weekly allowance, right, Stella?
01:12:24Yeah, totally.
01:12:26Oh, my God, I can't pay for this two million dollars just for one night?
01:12:31Right.
01:12:32Enzo gave me one of his dad's butt checks before he started acting like such a jerk.
01:12:39Now I reach into my little allowance when I have access to my daddy's personal account.
01:12:43Stella can get whatever she wants.
01:12:46She doesn't need you simping after her.
01:12:47Mmm.
01:12:49I forgot about my dad's check.
01:12:51But luckily, I know the number of the family account.
01:12:55Hi.
01:12:56Someone was trying to impersonate the Quinn heir.
01:12:59Could you please freeze all my accounts?
01:13:03He's just trying to scare me.
01:13:05He gave me that check himself.
01:13:07I know he wants me to beg for him in front of everyone.
01:13:09But this power trip of his needs to end.
01:13:13Mr. Blake, ignore him.
01:13:15We've been having some problems with the help.
01:13:17Recently.
01:13:19Why don't you scan that check here and now in front of everyone and show them that I'm the real Quinn heir?
01:13:26Right away, Miss Stella.
01:13:27I'm sorry.
01:13:39This is a bad check.
01:13:44I'm sorry.
01:13:45This is a bad check.
01:13:47What are you talking about?
01:13:48That account has billions.
01:13:50Oh my god.
01:13:51Did Enzo really freeze the account?
01:13:53No, no, no.
01:13:54In order for him to do that, he had to really be a member of...
01:13:57The Quinn family.
01:13:59I have no idea what's going on.
01:14:02But the viewers love it.
01:14:04Clearly, there's something wrong with your phone.
01:14:06It's not used to such large transactions.
01:14:09Miss Stella, I organize events worth tens of millions.
01:14:14My bank handles transactions like this every single day.
01:14:17You're scanning it, Brock.
01:14:18Give me that.
01:14:22Are you trying to get out of pain?
01:14:24No, of course not.
01:14:27If you can't pay now, you can call the police.
01:14:34Pay up or pay the price.
01:14:41Pay up or pay the price.
01:14:44Of course.
01:14:50Will you just give me a moment?
01:14:57What do I do?
01:14:59You need to make that little pump pay up.
01:15:01We can't afford a bill like that.
01:15:03I'm always being a jerk.
01:15:04I'm trying to get bigger.
01:15:06Right.
01:15:06You do whatever it takes to make him happy.
01:15:09Hey, guys.
01:15:10Sorry to interrupt.
01:15:11If you come clean right now, I might let you stay one more night while you figure out where to go next.
01:15:16It doesn't have to be like this.
01:15:18Sonia, you know we can't afford that.
01:15:21Why did you freeze the account?
01:15:24I thought Mr. Pum was your dad.
01:15:25That's what you've been telling everybody.
01:15:27God, can you just be serious for a moment, please?
01:15:32Fine.
01:15:33Seriously, you're neither my girlfriend nor my friend.
01:15:35And the two of you have been taking advantage of my family for far too long.
01:15:39Can we just talk about this after you call?
01:15:41Dad, shut up.
01:15:44What do you want?
01:15:46To embarrass me in front of everyone on my birthday?
01:15:49Is that going to get you off, you freak?
01:15:51Last time, this isn't your birthday party, but you're too egotistical to realize that, Stella.
01:15:59I cannot believe I ever saw a future with you.
01:16:03Payment, please.
01:16:08Payment, please.
01:16:11And so, I hate how things have been between us recently.
01:16:18How about this?
01:16:19If you pay for this party, we can make things official and we can finally be together.
01:16:25But if I'm locked up for not paying them, then I'll never see you again.
01:16:35And so, you're the heir to the Queen Corporation.
01:16:39If you plead guilty, they'll let you off and slap on the wrist.
01:16:42I am just the daughter of your family chauffeur, a low-class nobody.
01:16:47They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.
01:16:49I'll never see you again.
01:16:50That won't work twice.
01:17:00You spineless, simpy fucking black dog.
01:17:03If you think you can live without me, you're a joke.
01:17:05Don't take it easy on that crybaby, Stella.
01:17:08I know what happened.
01:17:10He stole your father's actual checkbook, and that's why you're checked out.
01:17:14You're right.
01:17:19You must have switched the checks at the last minute as a last-ditch effort to get my attention.
01:17:26Tony, will you dare get back for me?
01:17:31Yes.
01:17:31Of course, we can't just let Enzo fire me.
01:17:48We got nothing.
01:17:49But if this musclehead steals Enzo's checkbook,
01:17:52we have access to the Queen's endless pile of cash.
01:17:56We can make off with billions before they even know it's missing.
01:17:59You know, we're not in school anymore.
01:18:03There's no one here to save you, buddy.
01:18:06You're such a meathead.
01:18:07You didn't even know when you were getting played.
01:18:09We'll see how well you talk back.
01:18:11That'd be your face to a pulp.
01:18:14Stop right there!
01:18:18Oh, my God.
01:18:20It's Jerry Quinn.
01:18:21I didn't wait for it.
01:18:24Is there a span of a tree?
01:18:28It's over, but...
01:18:29It wasn't supposed to come back.
01:18:31Pull it together.
01:18:32We'll find the way out of this.
01:18:39Dad.
01:18:40Finally back.
01:18:41Dad.
01:18:48Stop pretending, Enzo.
01:18:49Okay?
01:18:50We all know that your father is just one of Stella's servants.
01:18:54Shut up.
01:18:57Pardon me.
01:18:57Did you just say that Enzo's father works for Stella's family?
01:19:01Has she been telling all of you that she's home?
01:19:03No.
01:19:05This is all a misunderstanding, sir.
01:19:07Stella would never say anything like that.
01:19:09What the fuck, old man?
01:19:12Leave now, or I'll have Stella fire your ass.
01:19:16Shots!
01:19:17I'm gone for a couple of days, and you and your daughter try to take over my estate?
01:19:26No.
01:19:26Of course, officer.
01:19:29Stella.
01:19:31What's going on?
01:19:32Are you not a Quinn?
01:19:33Playtime is over, Stella.
01:19:46Give up on your little heiress fantasy before you embarrass yourself any further.
01:19:50That I've already taken the initiative to remove Kevin and Stella from our payroll.
01:19:59But it seems they don't understand that I have the authority to do so.
01:20:03Kevin, ten years ago we showed pity on you.
01:20:07A struggling father trying to raise his daughter.
01:20:10Is this how you repay us?
01:20:12What do you want to enter our home?
01:20:14You made your daughter like a princess.
01:20:17He gave you a great way to live on you.
01:20:19And then this is what comes down to you?
01:20:21The bolt in here.
01:20:23Great home leeches.
01:20:25Are you really the pair of his daughter?
01:20:33Stop.
01:20:34Billy!
01:20:36All of you, put your phones away!
01:20:39This is a private property you don't have my permission to fill.
01:20:43Do you hear me?
01:20:44Yes, but this is not your property.
01:20:47Enzo, I'll give you full authority to do whatever you think is accordingly.
01:20:51Thank you, Matt.
01:20:53Help.
01:20:54Back to immediately, your employment as a green coat chauffeur has been terminated.
01:20:58Please take Stella and vacate the premises.
01:21:01Oh, and you might want to call a cab because those cars you drive are ours.
01:21:06It's ironic, isn't it?
01:21:15Oh, please, please, please, sir.
01:21:18We have nowhere to go.
01:21:21Please.
01:21:22Please.
01:21:22Please.
01:21:23You're embarrassing me.
01:21:24He's just a pathetic thing.
01:21:26You stop.
01:21:27Enough.
01:21:27Stop.
01:21:28Don't you guys?
01:21:29He doesn't love you.
01:21:30He doesn't even like you.
01:21:33I've legit become some vain, materialistic, spoiled brat.
01:21:37Now Enzo wants nothing to do with you.
01:21:43What kind of a saconic bitch you gotta be to pretend to be part of the Quinn family?
01:21:48You've played us the entire time.
01:21:51You're just a liar.
01:21:52You know, I've asked you to replace my brother's phone screen.
01:21:57It looks like you can't even pour the air you breathe.
01:22:03Tony.
01:22:04Tony, please.
01:22:05I've wasted my time on a catfishing con artist.
01:22:08No.
01:22:09No, no, no, no, no.
01:22:10It's not like that.
01:22:11I showered you guys with gifts.
01:22:14I took you to parties.
01:22:16You can't turn your backs on me.
01:22:19No, no, no.
01:22:20This isn't fair.
01:22:21You can't do this.
01:22:22I'm not going out like this.
01:22:26Ella.
01:22:30No, we need to...
01:22:31Did I just kill someone?
01:22:36Ella, get right here.
01:22:38No, no, no, no, no.
01:22:40She's gonna hurt someone.
01:22:43No, no, she's gonna hurt someone.
01:22:45Don't worry.
01:22:45I've already warned the gate guard and Stella can't get out.
01:22:49This time she's...
01:22:50She's not gonna hurt anyone.
01:22:51How do you know?
01:22:53I wanted to tell you, but...
01:22:56I just...
01:22:57I couldn't find the right time.
01:22:59It was you.
01:23:11You brought me back.
01:23:13I brought both of us back.
01:23:15I wanted to give us a second chance at...
01:23:17Well, let's not waste an hour.
01:23:22Let's not waste a moment.
01:23:24Let's not waste an hour.