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Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy
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00:00:00Drink trash, trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing.
00:00:08Just pay for these, Paxton!
00:00:10What are you going to do about it? I'm strong, rich, handsome. I'm like Batman, except better.
00:00:16My parents are still alive.
00:00:19Trash boy!
00:00:22Stop, Paxton! Stop or I'll tell!
00:00:24Look, orphan boy is so weak, he needs a girl to defend him.
00:00:36I don't need your help, Angie. I could have handled this by myself.
00:00:39You're an idiot, Jack. A big, dumb idiot.
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you. One day you're going to be sorry for this, Paxton Whitlock.
00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock, on tonight's win, clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov.
00:01:06Sore to say, Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title.
00:01:13Hey, Jack, sun's up. Toilets ain't gonna clean themselves.
00:01:22Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:01:25Anything you'd like to say to-
00:01:26For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance.
00:01:31Good fucking luck.
00:01:34Some day soon, Golden Boy, this poor orphan is gonna take you down.
00:01:55Hey, kid, how you doing?
00:01:57Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present.
00:01:59Really?
00:02:01Yeah, come on.
00:02:02You remember my birthday?
00:02:04Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:07Open up, boys.
00:02:16There you go, kid. Happy birthday. Eat up.
00:02:19I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy, you know that, Fitz?
00:02:21No, you won't. I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy. You willing to lose your freaking job? Hmm?
00:02:28Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:33Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid. I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:38Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you.
00:02:41I'm sorry.
00:02:44What the hell, Vic?
00:02:48What the hell, Vic?
00:02:50Hey, hey, hey, you know, we was just having some fun, isn't that right?
00:02:54Oh, wow. I mean, are you ready for a date or what? Come on, big.
00:02:56I'm not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now.
00:03:01There's no life. He's the help.
00:03:02I swear to God. Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.
00:03:13Excuse me.
00:03:22I'm sorry.
00:03:29What a jerk.
00:03:30Did he hurt you?
00:03:31What the hell, Angie?
00:03:32How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help? I can fight my own freaking battles.
00:03:37After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot.
00:03:40Angie.
00:03:44Get your shit together, Jack. You don't have any real friends.
00:03:48They think you're all weak.
00:03:50We can handle you.
00:03:51Fighting for Nam, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win.
00:03:54Clutching.
00:03:58I'm gonna show them all.
00:03:59I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:04:00I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:04:01Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:06You really shouldn't do that, Nadar.
00:04:08Oh.
00:04:09And...
00:04:10Told you.
00:04:11Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:17Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:19I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:21My face.
00:04:22If you're a sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:24Good to meet you.
00:04:26You...
00:04:30You, you, my?
00:04:33You don't know who I am?
00:04:35Am I supposed to?
00:04:36You're a janitor.
00:04:37the janitor i can't believe you i mean he bullied me for years he forgot me good luck
00:04:45interview more often camera who makes my job he hasn't changed at all he's still obsessed with
00:04:51himself oh my god angie how are you doing how come you remembers angie how have you been
00:05:00i haven't seen you since college broke some records broke some hearts you know how it is
00:05:04god you look amazing by the way have you seen your dad
00:05:12hi gym bunnies and gym rats listen up paxton here's a champion of six out of seven continental
00:05:18tournaments our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring north america as a welcome we're gonna
00:05:24have ourselves a little competition any of you runts can beat this man in the ring i will sponsor
00:05:31you myself in the north american underground this could be my opportunity to show with paxton once
00:05:39and once and for all let's get it all come on
00:05:47you're next he's challenging me does he remember who i am
00:06:05looks like you're up dad hey don't act like you don't know me i challenge you to a single
00:06:15elimination death match winner gets into sponsorship the loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:20you're a twig man i destroy you why don't you make yourself useful and wash my gym shorts see i left
00:06:34them in the locker room on the floor all right all right come on jack cut it out paxton is a mega
00:06:45successful world-class fighter and the heir to the famous whitlock fortune you apologize right now or
00:06:51you're fired boy wait wait wait wait did you see jack so you finally remember who i am
00:07:00eh doesn't ring a bell you're dead oh yeah and uh how do you plan on killing me you scrawny nobody
00:07:21yeah you want me come and get me
00:07:35careful there you might tire yourself out shut up
00:07:54i thought you hit harder than that oh oh you asked for it you're in a cake
00:08:05you're going to regret turning me down
00:08:14bick michaelson always gets what he wants
00:08:19what do you say
00:08:21you're going to make an honest man
00:08:26what are you doing go out there
00:08:27i can't believe paxton whitlock might lose to this loser i can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk
00:08:39what happened who did this to you
00:08:53it was those fucking rat rooms
00:08:58what are you doing laying around go after them
00:09:02what happened
00:09:05it was vick he's a monster
00:09:08vick my chief investor
00:09:10who the hell were those guys vick's men i knew he was creepy but i didn't know he was a criminal
00:09:19sometimes uh a jerk is like an iceberg there's just more jerk underneath
00:09:24guess you'd know all about that you want to go another round i don't see why not
00:09:27hey boys hey jack from this day forward you're no longer my janitor
00:09:36what are you firing me
00:09:42enzo you can't fire me what no knucklehead i'm saying you're no longer just my janitor
00:09:48who's gonna mop the floors around here huh
00:09:50jack taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters whoa whoa whoa no you can't do that
00:09:57i'm the fighter you sponsored i've won that fight just settle down over there nothing in the rules says
00:10:02a gym can't sponsor two fighters i think jack proved himself very capable plus think about it
00:10:09the rags to riches story a once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title he's gonna
00:10:16make us a lot of money what about me you're both gonna make us a lot of money and i'm gonna need
00:10:22it since we lost our chief investor
00:10:28okay i'll do so long as i get to beat paxton's ass in the championship one day try it punk
00:10:37boys i got a paper to ask i need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like dick
00:10:42would either of you be interested i won't let you down it's perfect you're both hired both of us
00:10:52oh we're gonna be one big happy family
00:11:02she needs to learn the fundamentals you're teaching her nonsense what are you two doing
00:11:05paxton wants to waste your time teaching me she needs to learn the fundamentals stop
00:11:11swinging your dicks around and talk like functional adults
00:11:18okay i studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can
00:11:23buy you want to learn to fight right so let me teach you you're right well reasoned jack
00:11:30she wants to learn self-defense not professional fighting you idiot hey
00:11:35okay it doesn't really make sense the style we're teaching you know it's not like vic attacked her in
00:11:41the ring jack's right
00:11:45so go on teach me you're my trainers right so give me a demonstration
00:11:49all right i learned this when i lived on the streets and it's going to come in handy when you face a larger
00:12:03opponent as a woman you know i'm sure if you're handsome so
00:12:07don't make it a whole thing now
00:12:20all right angie so when we're in this position what you're going to want to do is you're going to want
00:12:23to go what is going on here
00:12:29what is going on here you know what i don't want to know
00:12:36i need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today just paxton take him across town to the tournament
00:12:43hq show him how to sign up right away sir
00:12:49you snoozy lose my boy so i guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time
00:12:57maybe we could meet up today at 7 p.m at the pre-tournament investors bank
00:13:05kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training
00:13:09that's not why i'm asking you to go
00:13:14is angie really asking me out yo let's go
00:13:19i'll be there don't be late
00:13:28look man i don't like you and you don't like me
00:13:32we've established that okay let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible
00:13:35why what what's the hurry you got a date or something with angie get out of town sounds
00:13:42like you're jealous jealous dude been there done nothing you know i'm not really into
00:13:47reheating leftovers you used to date angie and besides we both know you'll fumble that either way
00:13:53i will not whoa no no no no that's that's the entrance for veteran fighters all right where do the rookies sign
00:14:03what it's long
00:14:09eventually my date with seven i'm gonna miss it and
00:14:13and
00:14:27well well hey luigi look at the fart fluid hey man i'm just here for the tournament okay
00:14:34you're registering for the tournament you look like you couldn't bench press a fly
00:14:37you look like a little boy you're making fun of me duh you ride here on the short bus
00:14:44come on we uh improve his luck a little bit
00:14:50oh what the that's it
00:14:56whoa looks like he actually can bench press a fly i don't need a tournament to freaking rip
00:15:02those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces how you gonna register without any money yo
00:15:06keep your back pocket huh yeah
00:15:29wait
00:15:36i need to find that kid faster i'm gonna miss my date with angie
00:15:45enzo
00:15:46maybe i can just ask him for the money
00:15:48he'll understand right you're fired and you can forget about taking my daughter on a date
00:15:54that's a bad idea
00:15:57angie maybe she'll have the money
00:16:00what kind of man asks a woman for help i deserve someone hotter richer and better than you yo
00:16:08are you looking for me
00:16:21jesus man that's a strong reaction but looking for you what's wrong i might have lost my money
00:16:29oh you what
00:16:34dude enzo's gonna kill you it wasn't my fault okay i got pickpocketed when i wasn't looking
00:16:38wow what an all over twist right all right i'll take pity on you how much you need i don't need
00:16:43your money man i'm gonna find the kid i don't need a freaking handout from you all right whatever you
00:16:49say dog
00:16:51think jack think a kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age
00:16:58there was this place i used to hide when i was in trouble
00:17:00he really is just like me listen my parents own a satellite imaging company they said we can find
00:17:15the kid at oh nice job well what are you waiting for let's beat that
00:17:23job wait we can't he's just a kid we can't beat him up he's a thief
00:17:37just like i was
00:17:40he's probably an orphan too homeless
00:17:44he needs the money more than i do did you said a homeless orphan
00:17:53uh let him keep it honestly yeah he reminds me of someone
00:18:01i've left that part of me way behind has paxton changed
00:18:11besides man beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago got better to do now much better to do
00:18:18than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits right well i'm about to do
00:18:25by the way don't you have that data
00:18:31shit i still need to register
00:18:34no no no wait please i need to secure my spot in the tournament here i know it's not about 20.
00:18:40look baby save it we've already closed up shop for this evening but i was here the whole time
00:18:44you're on break i was waiting outside you can't close now it's out of my hands i saw the last two
00:18:49vouchers to those two gentlemen over there
00:18:55shit not those guys again
00:18:59hey wait up look who it is shake covered stick man
00:19:06what do you want challenge if you both lose i take one of your vouchers
00:19:14what if you lose huh what could you even offer
00:19:29now grab your friend and get out of here before i change my mind give me that
00:19:31shit get out of here
00:19:39finally now i can prove to the world i can beat paxton whitlock
00:19:49hello angie where are you jack rick is here and i need your help
00:19:53stay right there
00:20:10angie
00:20:13there you are
00:20:13i'm sorry you left me waiting
00:20:19you look beautiful um i got caught up at the tournament signups and you know a bunch of crazy
00:20:25shit but where the hell is vick it's all right now did he touch you he got scared off did he hurt you
00:20:31it's fine he got scared off bye sure you want me to wear this i mean red is so not like
00:20:39oh hey you got the voucher
00:20:46what is he doing here i thought this was our date angie wait you thought i meant like a romantic date
00:20:53i'm so sorry jack it's just that with it being the investors banquet i just wanted some protection
00:21:04in case vic tried something tonight and so you're right i called paxton no need to explain it angie
00:21:10it's all right it's clear of the two of us i'm just i'm a little reliable
00:21:14it's fine right everything is fine double the date it's double the protection right
00:21:24and double the fun so what do you say yeah fine as you wish all right go on
00:21:34here it's a shed to change i'll meet you and the ballroom after yes ma'am
00:21:48you are such a kiss ass i think she likes it no she likes me man
00:21:54briefs what what's wrong with the briefs i like to keep the boys all supportive
00:22:07what what do you wear baggy boxers
00:22:15he does wear baggy you know man you knew this was me and angie's date and yet you still showed up
00:22:21yeah well it's not my fault and she thinks i'm more trustworthy look dude you want to be a little
00:22:28bitch about it i think i'm just gonna go ask angie for a dance right now right now she'd never dance
00:22:34with you you think so we used to dance a lot back in college if you forgot we used to love dancing real
00:22:44dirty dirty dirty dancing hey give me back my pants
00:23:03dance
00:23:03what are you wearing i can explain wow where did you get that outfit on clearance from the dumpster store or
00:23:34well i think it's perfect
00:23:38i couldn't agree more sweetheart tell us a whole story in one look rags to riches janitor to superstar
00:23:45huh we're gonna make so much money all right you guys stay put i'll be right back with some uh
00:23:54uh investors to schmo you look beautiful baby i don't think so
00:24:04angie bianchi no he's about to make a move may i have this dance
00:24:09wow um angie before you decide anything just know that paxton is an animal who's trying to get in your
00:24:21pants you know and i like you were both my dates right and i guess i would just have to dance with both of you
00:24:29love you
00:24:52Jack, come on.
00:25:08No.
00:25:09What are you doing, man?
00:25:11Come on, let's go.
00:25:15What was that?
00:25:16I was just feeling the moment.
00:25:19Really?
00:25:20That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:25:22What?
00:25:22Angie, I've cared for you.
00:25:24You know that.
00:25:25Hey, what's wrong?
00:25:27I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:25:29There was a full suit in the back I did, didn't it?
00:25:32Where's your pants?
00:25:33Huh?
00:25:35Angie, I miss you.
00:25:46What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:48What if I take a turn in my dance floor?
00:25:50Or would you rather just skip to come home with me, huh?
00:25:52Come on.
00:25:56All right, Jack.
00:25:57This is Cynthia.
00:25:58She's the president of the tournament rules committee.
00:26:01This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:26:04The Jack janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:26:07Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:26:08Hi, it's good to have you.
00:26:10It smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:26:14I didn't realize that the rags and rags for riches might toy with you, huh?
00:26:20All right, now hold on.
00:26:21Jack's a great fighter.
00:26:22He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:26:24This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:26:29That would be a brand image disaster.
00:26:34This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:26:37The public life is for revenge.
00:26:44Hey.
00:26:44You think you could be our friend?
00:26:46You don't belong with us.
00:26:50He's a good fighter.
00:26:51He's a good kid.
00:26:55Hey, man.
00:26:56It's a bit soft, man.
00:26:57Maybe they're all right about me.
00:27:07I don't belong here.
00:27:10I don't belong anywhere.
00:27:17He's proud to fucking go, come on!
00:27:19Help!
00:27:19Help!
00:27:20Somebody help me!
00:27:21Help!
00:27:22Angie?
00:27:27Jackie, my boy!
00:27:29How you doing, kid?
00:27:31I hope you already ate since I...
00:27:34I ran out of dog food.
00:27:42What's up, Paxton?
00:27:43Oh, Paxton.
00:27:45And so he was just telling you the most hilarious little joke.
00:27:48He says that little gingerbread that he's been carving around
00:27:51has what it takes to beat you.
00:27:53Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:27:55But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:57He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook
00:27:59than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:28:02Excellent.
00:28:03I never...
00:28:04If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:28:07I'm the best in the world.
00:28:09I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:28:12So believe me when I say that that kid...
00:28:14there is no one else like him.
00:28:20What do you want with Angie?
00:28:21Isn't obvious?
00:28:23I'm gonna take it to City Hall and I'm a man.
00:28:24Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:28:28Look at the corners on this fuckin' floor sweep!
00:28:30You really think you could take fuckin' six guys on at once?
00:28:32You really think you could take fuckin' six guys on at once?
00:28:34I'm up the floor with two guys early.
00:28:36What's doin' that, Vic?
00:28:38Three?
00:28:39Yeah.
00:28:40Three more times, huh?
00:28:41Three more times, huh?
00:28:42This guy's funny.
00:28:44Be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:28:46Get this motherfucker, now!
00:28:48Let's go.
00:28:49All right.
00:28:54What's two more times?
00:28:56Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:29:05Cynthia could've been our windfall investor.
00:29:07Why'd you piss her off?
00:29:08Me?
00:29:09I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's turn.
00:29:13We should be thinking.
00:29:14Oh.
00:29:15Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:29:18Okay, okay.
00:29:19Wow!
00:29:20Enough, enough.
00:29:21Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anyone?
00:29:30Angie, you all right in there?
00:29:32A little cramp?
00:29:33Cause I'm doin' fine.
00:29:34What a great performance.
00:29:35Well, let's get real.
00:29:36You're alone.
00:29:37And you ain't invincible.
00:29:39Where's Angie?
00:29:40She's in the trunk, man.
00:29:41I got this.
00:29:42Hey, shut up.
00:29:43I need you on my six.
00:30:04Angie!
00:30:05Hey, boys.
00:30:06Care to give me a hand?
00:30:08I think a thank you is in order.
00:30:11If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all right,
00:30:29you could've avoided this whole mess.
00:30:31But yeah, thanks.
00:30:33It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:30:50Till next time.
00:30:57Is this your beer?
00:31:03Look.
00:31:04She's right, you know.
00:31:05Angie's off limits for the both of us.
00:31:06Until the tournament is over.
00:31:07No, man.
00:31:08But what if we've got a tournament to fight?
00:31:09Right?
00:31:10Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:31:11Trust me, we've got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:31:12What do you say?
00:31:13Deal?
00:31:14It's a truce.
00:31:15It's a truce.
00:31:16I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:31:21We'll get our fight.
00:31:22In time.
00:31:23Okay.
00:31:24I got money to spend in a little janitor that needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:31:28It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:31:29It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:31:30Alright, you ready?
00:31:31Mm-hmm.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:33Is that too hard?
00:31:34No, I'm fine.
00:31:35What?
00:31:36Not some fragile princess.
00:31:37I got stamina.
00:31:38Wait.
00:31:40Is Angie here?
00:31:41And don't forget that I'm gonna show you two days.
00:31:42I got a lot of money to spend.
00:31:43I got money to spend in the little janitor that needs to be taken out with the fucking
00:31:46trash.
00:31:47It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:31:48All right, you ready?
00:31:49Mm-hmm.
00:31:50Okay.
00:31:51Is that too hard?
00:31:52No, I'm fine.
00:31:53What?
00:31:54Not some fragile princess.
00:31:55What's that stamina?
00:31:56too hard? No, fine. What? I'm not some fragile princess. I got stamina. Wait, is Angie flirting
00:32:07with me? Oh, God. Am I flirting back? Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament
00:32:15is over. We're good. Where are you going? I need to take a shower. Bye. Bye.
00:32:26Well, that didn't work. That's it, huh?
00:32:43What's going on? Tournament announced the first round of fights. Ready to see who you're
00:32:49fighting, Jackie? I hope it's him. Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:32:55And the unlucky Baskin is...
00:32:58What? What's wrong? I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:33:08Dude, you're fighting Andre and Jagatty. Wait, who's Andre?
00:33:14Pack it up, Andre. Looks like you're a free man once again.
00:33:18Most people that get in the ring with Andre and Jagatty don't come out alive. Come off you
00:33:28good man. You're just trying to scare me. It's got to be me. Right? Right?
00:33:36Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:33:41I go to the spa!
00:33:46I've never been to one of you.
00:33:50You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:34:00Where do you see him say that?
00:34:01You're gonna get heat stroked, dude. You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:34:05Oh, okay. Okay. Well, it's your funeral.
00:34:17Paxton, if that's you, man, close the door. You're letting out all the hot air.
00:34:21You're so annoying.
00:34:24And you are?
00:34:26Andre Jagatty is the last man you'll ever see.
00:34:32Andre Jagatty is the last man you'll ever see.
00:34:37No! No!
00:34:39Hey! I'm trapped in here!
00:34:40Angie! Paxton!
00:34:45Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:34:47Oh, thanks.
00:34:49You know, I...
00:34:51I think Jack's screaming in your arms.
00:34:53Who knows what I'm getting.
00:34:55Where is he, by the way?
00:34:56He's up.
00:34:59Help!
00:35:00He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:35:02Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:35:05What a weirdo, right?
00:35:07I hate him make Paxton's right.
00:35:13Why can't they hear me?
00:35:15Are they...
00:35:18Oh, I think...
00:35:20I'm gonna die.
00:35:21Angie.
00:35:24I tried to tell them...
00:35:31A lot of guys prefer to go meet.
00:35:33Angie!
00:35:38Jack!
00:35:39Jack!
00:35:40What the hell happened?
00:35:41Hey!
00:35:42Alright man?
00:35:43Go.
00:35:44so andre tried to kill jack that's what he says i mean he's delirious but probably i've heard rumors
00:35:56that people sometimes pay andre to stage accidents in the ring and elsewhere but hardly anyone we
00:36:04know takes jack seriously and i know you didn't pay andre it doesn't matter who hired him i'm still
00:36:10gonna beat his ass the same in the ring jack let me handle this all right if andre really is an
00:36:15assassin we can use my parents resources i don't need you to solve my problems for me money bags
00:36:21is your brain still lacking oxygen whatever man
00:36:27you said someone would need to see jack's competition right what if it isn't
00:36:33tournament competition where you getting at i think i know who's got it out for jack
00:37:03we got you
00:37:25being an idiot again jack
00:37:31a big dumb idiot i've got to handle this myself you know it's my first fight in the tournament
00:37:39and i've got a lot to prove what will it do if you're dead
00:37:47angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over
00:37:52i gotta take a shower stop why wouldn't you let me get close to you
00:38:01that's not a thing that really scared me what have i lost you i don't need your help angie
00:38:07no one can do everything themselves vic wants to kill you because you helped me
00:38:12at least you could do this talk to me hey jack you ready to go
00:38:17andre gigante made sure he was not followed can i ask you a question
00:38:30what's what the whole third person did were you dropping your head as a kid or something andre gigante
00:38:34he's making fun of his well-documented brain trauma he's uncalled for yeah whatever
00:38:45whoo a gift place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist one punch to the chest
00:38:54and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing permanently
00:39:08if i can't beat andre gigante in the lane there's no way in hell i can be pax and whitlock
00:39:27ladies and gentlemen here in the road we're streaming live from the boil hikes fighting pits
00:39:33you've all heard the rumors they do him no injustice introducing in this corner the reigning reaper
00:39:44of the ring andre gigante ladies and gentlemen a slight change of plans turns out andre gigante will
00:39:52not be fighting this evening no no what are you doing you stop andre gigante has done nothing wrong
00:40:02fuck oof gotcha red-handed or should i say heavy-handed
00:40:22you all right i don't care that he cheated i just i wanted to win i needed to win angie
00:40:32jack it's okay i had help knowing you were out there watching
00:40:38uh uh yeah i need to take a shower i can help with him
00:41:02hey jack you see the look on your face when i saved your ass it's fucking priceless man
00:41:18uh i know andre got disqualified but uh there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna
00:41:24uh jack
00:41:41all right andy show me what you got come on
00:41:55uh that was great really just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution
00:42:02come on that's all called for man you wanted to teach her street fighting
00:42:06right yet you're taking it easy with with kid gloves i want to try that on me
00:42:11so come on
00:42:20are you serious
00:42:24sorry did i take it too far because uh vic won't use restraint
00:42:28i'm not mistaken
00:42:42call came in this morning your next match arizona
00:42:50wait what are you saying you two are gonna road trip together just the two
00:42:55let me get this straight this dollar attacks me really and now i gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours
00:43:03this day get any better
00:43:06your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed
00:43:11come
00:43:24hey i was using that yeah well someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed so i gotta build a pillow
00:43:35board
00:43:36better call fashion briefs you classless duller stop calling me a duck
00:43:44just go to bed man
00:43:45okay look
00:43:53clearly you're angry at me or you wouldn't have heard angie like that so why don't you just tell
00:43:57me what's going on because we've been traveling all day i got a match in the morning i want to get
00:44:00some sleep i saw you and angie in the shower together after your last match
00:44:06that's why you're mad we made a pact man no one dates angie until the tournament's over
00:44:11you heard angie to get back at me
00:44:17you ungrateful snake you only slept there just couldn't handle receiving your
00:44:31i'd love the answers since we were killed you wouldn't know anything about that
00:44:37oh god oh i wouldn't know what love is
00:44:42your parents wouldn't even love me enough to stick around
00:44:45i'm gonna kill you
00:44:50i hate you
00:44:52police open up
00:44:58police open up
00:45:00police open up
00:45:02hey officer
00:45:05you two all right in there yeah we're both great
00:45:07really good
00:45:09oh it's just that i got a call for some sort of domestic situation
00:45:13ah yeah um yeah we're both straight guys so you know nothing's going on here
00:45:19he did this to me because i refuse to be a little spoon officer
00:45:22what what i just i said i needed to shower and brush my teeth
00:45:26no that's not true
00:45:38it's bad it's so uncomfortable i can't believe i have to stay here all night
00:45:46would you shut up crazy guy your mind goggles aren't real
00:45:56some of us have places to be in the morning
00:45:58finally
00:46:07some peace and quiet
00:46:11sleep would have been nice
00:46:20oh
00:46:24off the road start for young hopeful jack hurts
00:46:30keep your head up jack
00:46:35sorry angie looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:46:44and
00:46:59angie
00:47:00what the hell is wrong with you
00:47:02what's wrong with me i told you i cared for you and you go and
00:47:05fuck that idiot that had nothing
00:47:09oh really
00:47:12then how do you explain falling for some random janitor
00:47:16jack is not just some random janitor i've known in my whole life we both have
00:47:22of course you're just so self-centered you totally forgot him i just met the guy a few weeks ago
00:47:27jack grew up as a homeless orphan paxton
00:47:36he only wants to beat you because he respects you so much
00:47:39you don't even see him
00:47:44he just wants to be seen
00:47:53this is amazing folks i've never seen anything like it
00:47:56i don't know if i saw old vendetta
00:47:57he's promised supernatural force
00:48:00lord of machine force of will
00:48:01a new man how many times this rookie gets knocked out
00:48:04he just can get back up
00:48:06it's like the universe duck isn't allowing him to stay down
00:48:25you can do it jack you can outlast him
00:48:34i can't believe it
00:48:58jack just jack just won
00:49:00it sounds like you found me on the sand
00:49:03now can you get back to the real reason that i called
00:49:06yeah yeah what's the real reason you called
00:49:08oh there's nothing just big broke in here and attacked me in my home
00:49:18what he what
00:49:20attacked me in my home okay though i took care of it turns out all that self-defense training really paid off
00:49:25what what what what do you mean oh i got him gagged and hogtied on my living room floor
00:49:31i can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone
00:49:34what do you have to see up to yourself buster
00:49:43who say that i came alone huh
00:49:45andre gigante takes no pleasure in harming the pretty lady
00:49:57well
00:50:07engie where are you i'll check upstairs
00:50:15paxton paxton what what happened no what does it say
00:50:19If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:50:24Just you two, alone.
00:50:32Hey, Jack, wait up. Don't follow me.
00:50:34You're walking into a trap.
00:50:36I don't care. Angie's in trouble, and it's my job to protect her.
00:50:39It's both our jobs.
00:50:40Stop.
00:50:40Well, if it ain't the soft brain made, and this big bossy bottom...
00:50:51Where is Angie?
00:50:52She said, we're going to have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:50:56You beat all of us.
00:50:58All three of yous can go on your merry way.
00:51:01Enlighten me.
00:51:03What if we lose?
00:51:04Let's just say, what happens in a fight club, it dies.
00:51:10Let's just say, what happens in a fight club?
00:51:11Get them.
00:51:16You remember me?
00:51:17Nope.
00:51:19I'll handle this.
00:51:20Why do yous have to be so difficult?
00:51:22There. Two for each of you.
00:51:26Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:51:27I don't care. Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:51:38What's going on out there?
00:51:39Hey, no talking.
00:51:44I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now,
00:51:46but if we have any chance of beating these guys,
00:51:48we'll have to stick together.
00:51:49Fine.
00:51:50But I'm still not that way yet.
00:51:51I'm still not that way yet.
00:51:51I'm still not that way yet.
00:51:53I'm still not
00:51:57but.
00:52:00You know you can't?
00:52:02Not that way.
00:52:03I'm still not that way.
00:52:04Why do you guys want you to live today?
00:52:05These guys are unstoppable.
00:52:23Believe it, creep.
00:52:30What a team.
00:52:31In a fight?
00:52:33You're a beauty.
00:52:34Oh.
00:52:35It's too bad.
00:52:39You wanna know why?
00:52:40Because it's gonna be your last.
00:52:41Might as well save us the effort.
00:52:43Hand Angie over now.
00:52:44You pissed off the two best buyers in the world.
00:52:49Dude, I had cake for him.
00:52:51Dude, take off your shirt.
00:52:53Fine.
00:52:55Together, we can't lose.
00:52:57It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my hands.
00:53:15That does give me an idea.
00:53:17What are you into, huh?
00:53:21Big man like you.
00:53:23Strong hands, thick fingers.
00:53:27But you know just how it'd be a girl.
00:53:29I didn't say you could speak.
00:53:30Oh, come on.
00:53:32Don't be a prude.
00:53:34What do you like to do in bed?
00:53:35Come on.
00:53:37You can tell mommy.
00:53:38Why do you wanna know?
00:53:39Why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:53:41You know what I think?
00:53:43I think you're not man enough.
00:53:47Say that again.
00:53:48Let's do this, bitch.
00:54:03Arizona strategy, agreed?
00:54:05Let's wear them down.
00:54:06Let's get it.
00:54:07Let's do this, bitch.
00:54:08Let me go.
00:54:18This is for some new heels.
00:54:33Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:54:38Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:54:41Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:54:42Why don't we make them come to us?
00:54:45Hey, shitball.
00:54:47I escaped.
00:55:01All right, all right.
00:55:04Oh.
00:55:05No, not so better.
00:55:08Come on.
00:55:12Hey.
00:55:15So we're...
00:55:17Anna, I don't get it.
00:55:18Does she like me or does she like you?
00:55:20Let's figure it out later, man.
00:55:21We can go with you some sleep.
00:55:23Man, you have no idea.
00:55:24Tell me about it.
00:55:28Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:55:35Hey, ma.
00:55:36Call the tournament rules committee.
00:55:38Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:55:41You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:55:57Crazy.
00:55:58I still haven't forgiven you for Arizona, you know.
00:56:01And we're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:56:04I'm looking forward to it.
00:56:05Boys!
00:56:07In my office.
00:56:08Now!
00:56:14I'm ruined.
00:56:16Everything I've worked for, no one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:56:20What are you talking about, Anthony?
00:56:21Your fight with Vic went viral, and the committee saw it.
00:56:25They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:56:32What?
00:56:33What are you talking about?
00:56:34The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:56:38They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:56:41I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:56:45Who knew?
00:56:46So that's it.
00:56:47We're disqualified, then.
00:56:48Oh, no.
00:56:49Just one of them.
00:56:50The other one gets to continue on to the finals, and they said I gotta choose.
00:56:56Choose?
00:56:57Wait, wait.
00:56:58You're picking me, right?
00:56:59I ain't decided that yet.
00:57:00Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:57:03I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:57:05Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:57:07Oh, my God.
00:57:08Get over yourself, man.
00:57:09Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:57:10Look, Jack, come on.
00:57:11If anyone deserves this...
00:57:12Play me for it, then.
00:57:13Why are you scared now, buddy?
00:57:14Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:15Hold on.
00:57:16Hold on.
00:57:17Hold on.
00:57:18Oh, that's perfect.
00:57:19A fight.
00:57:20Ah, the rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:57:24Why not give them a show, huh?
00:57:26We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:57:29I'm gonna start arranging the details.
00:57:31You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:57:34You can't be serious right now.
00:57:36Serious is the heart of that.
00:57:38If you two don't fight, I'm gonna lose everything I've built here.
00:57:42So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner, glad to have you.
00:57:46But for the loser, sorry.
00:57:48You gotta leave this gym for good.
00:57:58It's the only way, Paxton.
00:57:59This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:58:01To ruin my life?
00:58:02You know what?
00:58:03Why wait for the fight?
00:58:04Why wait for the fight?
00:58:05Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:58:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:58:08What?
00:58:09Stop!
00:58:10Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:58:13Which one of us do you want?
00:58:14Where is this coming from?
00:58:15You know what?
00:58:16I wanna know, too.
00:58:17Okay, you kissed him at the banquet, and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:58:20Is this for real?
00:58:21Are we for real?
00:58:23If you have to ask, you are still a big dumb idiot.
00:58:27And you are too.
00:58:29This drama isn't about me, and it never was.
00:58:33The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you, otherwise I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:58:53Two childhood rivals, in a fight, ten years in the making.
00:59:02In one corner, the golden boy chant, with the god-given mandate of heaven, inches away from the title.
00:59:11He was born to claim, versus the trash-born looking underdog, whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:59:19This is one for the history books.
00:59:22Man, you're gonna wanna watch this.
00:59:24You are gonna watch this live.
00:59:30You know, there was this homeless orphan kid I found living in an alley behind my schoolgirl.
00:59:37He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:59:39For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:59:42He wasn't afraid of me.
00:59:44He had nothing to lose.
00:59:46I remember nothing.
00:59:52But man, let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:59:56We'll exchange some blows, spit out some blood, make things real dramatic.
01:00:02And in the second half, you throw the match.
01:00:05What?
01:00:10I need you to throw it, man.
01:00:11I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
01:00:13I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best of yours, it'd be for nothing.
01:00:16If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
01:00:18Come on, help me out here.
01:00:19No, no, I'm not gonna do that.
01:00:21I'm not throwing the fight.
01:00:22Dude, you don't even want this.
01:00:24You haven't worked half as hard for-
01:00:25Yet I'm better.
01:00:26I'm better, and I'm gonna prove today that I'm better too.
01:00:29You wanna beat me in a fight?
01:00:31Fine.
01:00:32We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
01:00:35But today is do or die.
01:00:37There are people watching out there, man.
01:00:39Today means something.
01:00:40You don't understand, man.
01:00:41That's exactly why I need to do it.
01:00:43To prove that I can.
01:00:44Well, after everything we've been through, you still fucking hate me, don't you?
01:00:52Why?
01:00:53Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
01:00:56You just always made me feel like I deserved to be alone.
01:01:01And now I'm gonna make sure you know how it feels.
01:01:04I'm gonna beat you.
01:01:06Boys, what are you still doing back here?
01:01:08That fight's about to start.
01:01:14Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
01:01:34I'm gonna fucking kill him!
01:01:40I want a clean fight.
01:01:41Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
01:01:43He's the one prone to cheap shots.
01:01:44Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
01:01:46Ain't that what you told Angie?
01:01:47Alright, alright.
01:01:49And...
01:01:52Fight!
01:02:01Wow.
01:02:02That's a lot of yours.
01:02:03I thought you weren't gonna come.
01:02:04Gonna bring myself to miss it.
01:02:06You better give up now.
01:02:07It's all gonna get worse from here.
01:02:08Go!
01:02:09Go!
01:02:10Go!
01:02:11Go!
01:02:12Go!
01:02:13Go!
01:02:14Go!
01:02:15Go!
01:02:16Go!
01:02:17Go!
01:02:18Go!
01:02:19Go!
01:02:20Go!
01:02:21Go!
01:02:22Go!
01:02:23Go!
01:02:24Go!
01:02:25Go!
01:02:26Go!
01:02:27Go!
01:02:28Go!
01:02:29Go!
01:02:30Go!
01:02:31Go!
01:02:32Go!
01:02:33Go!
01:02:34Go!
01:02:35Go!
01:02:36Go!
01:02:37Hey!
01:02:38I'm watching you two!
01:02:39I'm okay.
01:02:40I'm okay.
01:02:41I'm okay.
01:02:47He's never gonna give up, is he?
01:02:49He needs this too damn badly.
01:02:51He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:02:54He just wants to be seen.
01:02:56Do I need to win that battle?
01:02:59Take this whistle.
01:03:00I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:03:01What are you doing?
01:03:02Leaving?
01:03:03Some assholes posting an illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who.
01:03:04So?
01:03:05So I'm gonna call Paxton's old man.
01:03:06I'm gonna find out who's taking my money.
01:03:07Stay here and announce the fight.
01:03:08Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:03:09Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment.
01:03:10But anything could change as the fight has only just begun.
01:03:11He's fucking guys, huh?
01:03:12I can't decide that I'm talking against the poor urchin.
01:03:13Are you sure you're going to win that fight?
01:03:14I can't decide that I'm playing against the poor urchin?
01:03:15I can't decide that I'm playing against the poor urchin.
01:03:16I can't decide that I'm playing against the poor urchin.
01:03:17How can I be your friend?
01:03:18How can I be your friend?
01:03:19I can't decide that I'm dealing with my money?
01:03:20I can't decide that I'm playing against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:03:27It don't matter, Mom, okay?
01:03:30All the money comes to the family.
01:03:34You know what they say?
01:03:35The house always wins.
01:03:42How can I be your friend?
01:03:46wins. I should have known you two chuckle fucks were related. Enzo! Enzo? What are you doing in our
01:03:58house? I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen. If anybody should be making money off of
01:04:04them, it's me!
01:04:16Why isn't he blocking? It's like he's giving up. Something just happened. Paxton is down.
01:04:31He seems injured. What the hell, Paxton? Why don't you block me?
01:04:46I'm throwing, stupid. You need this more than I do. Will you get up, you asshole? You
01:04:51can't even let me have my win for real. This is for real, man. I just don't want it anymore.
01:04:56All right? It's cool. Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:05:04Ow! Ow! Ow! My ankle! Oh! I'm done. My ankle. What are you doing? Get up. I can beat your
01:05:11ass some other day. I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you, even at losing. What?
01:05:16Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm done. I lost. Oh, my stomach. Oh, no. Jack's the winner.
01:05:24No, I lost. You win. Paxton won. No, I'm definitely, definitely a loser.
01:05:31I lost. It's a draw. That was amazing. What the hell was that? I don't even know. I guess we...
01:05:58Who cares? Who cares? Good news! The gym is rich again.
01:06:07Vick's parents, they agreed to invest. You know, as long as we don't expose their little
01:06:11illegal gambling ring.
01:06:13Dad, don't do that. Just send them to jail.
01:06:16It's money. Okay. While you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us? You said you can't
01:06:26sponsor us anymore. Not as individual fighters. But you made us so much money. I was thinking,
01:06:34what do you think if I sponsor you as a team? A team? Yeah. At the international tag team
01:06:41fighting for them. What's seven more continents, right? So long as this oath agrees. What do you say,
01:06:47Jackie boy?
01:06:48Great form, Becca. Thanks, Angie. You had a great teacher. All right. That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week. I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used as a weapon.
01:07:14Hey, future wife. Hey. How's class going? Really great. Cool. Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies. Let him have his fun.
01:07:35Hey, what are you all just standing around for? The world championship fighters tonight. Come on, let's go.
01:07:44Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs? Come on. We still got to win, man.
01:07:59Dude, has there ever been a doubt? Come on. Speaking of doubts, how you feeling about the briefs? Come on, you're straight.
01:08:07Nah, I don't know, man. I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys, so I get it. I get it.
01:08:19Man, I'm really glad we're friends, man. Me too.
01:08:23Ready yourselves for the main event, folks. Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals.
01:08:36You ready?
01:08:37I was born ready.
01:08:40Let's go.
01:08:41Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:08:44Give it up for your jack janitor and golden boy, Jack Kurtz and Paxton Whitlock.
01:08:52Woo!