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Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy - Full Movie
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00:00:01Drink trash, trash boy.
00:00:03You think you can hang with us?
00:00:05You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school.
00:00:08You're nothing.
00:00:10What are you going to do about it?
00:00:12I'm strong, rich, handsome.
00:00:14I'm like Batman, except better.
00:00:17My parents are still alive.
00:00:23Stop, Paxton. Stop or I'll tell.
00:00:25Look, orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him.
00:00:36I don't need your help, Angie.
00:00:38I could have handled this by myself.
00:00:40You're an idiot, Jack. A big dumb idiot.
00:00:46One day I'll be stronger than you.
00:00:48One day you're going to be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock.
00:00:55That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock.
00:01:01On tonight's win, clinching the Asian Continental title
00:01:04from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov.
00:01:07Sore to say, Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym
00:01:11so that he can pursue the North American title.
00:01:19Hey, Jack. Sun's up. Toilets ain't gonna clean themselves.
00:01:22Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:01:25Anything you'd like to say to your-
00:01:26For any of you losers thinking of settling scores,
00:01:29now's your chance.
00:01:31Good. Fucking. Luck.
00:01:34Someday soon, Golden Boy.
00:01:37This poor orphan is gonna take you down.
00:01:43Hey, kid. How you doing?
00:01:44Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present.
00:01:48Really?
00:01:49Yeah, come on.
00:01:51You remember my birthday?
00:01:52Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:01:56Open up, boys.
00:01:57There you go, kid.
00:01:59Happy birthday.
00:02:00You know?
00:02:01I'm gonna make him eat that fucking boy. You know that, bitch?
00:02:03No, you won't.
00:02:04I'm chief investor in this gym.
00:02:06But I won't be the best for all the money in this gym.
00:02:07You know that?
00:02:08I'm not gonna make him eat that fucking boy.
00:02:09You know that, bitch?
00:02:10No. You won't.
00:02:11there you go kid happy birthday you know i'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy you know that
00:02:22no you won't i'm chief investor in this gym bitch boy you willing to lose your freaking job
00:02:29is that why you're here vick to fire me
00:02:32nah you ain't worth my time kid i'm waiting for you to get out so i can take on a date you know
00:02:39will you give it up she's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:43what the hell vick
00:02:47what the hell vick
00:02:51and you know we was just having some fun isn't that right
00:02:55oh wow i mean are you ready for a date or what come on vick not going anywhere with you
00:02:59apologize to jack right now it's not life he's the help i swear to god vick apologize right now
00:03:07or i'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me so everyone here can see your teeny weenie
00:03:13that's funny
00:03:15excuse me
00:03:16i'm sorry
00:03:25what a jerk
00:03:32what the hell angie how many times do i have to tell you i don't need your help i can fight my own
00:03:37freaking battles
00:03:38after all these years you're still just a big dumb idiot
00:03:42angie
00:03:42get your shit together jack
00:03:48you don't have any real friends
00:03:50they think you're all weak
00:03:51we can hinge
00:03:53fighting for an arm
00:03:54paxton whitlock
00:03:55on tonight's win
00:03:56clooching
00:03:57i'm gonna show them all
00:04:01i can beat paxton whitlock
00:04:03then everyone will know i'm the strongest there is
00:04:05you really shouldn't do that
00:04:09and told you
00:04:13here's paxton now
00:04:18fresh off from his championship win
00:04:19passing whitlock
00:04:21i've been waiting for this moment my whole life
00:04:24listen i'm just looking for enzo
00:04:29he's uh he's supposed to be my sponsor in the north american tournament
00:04:32good to meet you though
00:04:33you need a new mop
00:04:39you don't know who i am
00:04:41am i supposed to you're a janitor
00:04:44i can't believe it
00:04:46i mean he bullied me for years he forgot me
00:04:48good
00:04:48luck
00:04:50i should interview more often
00:04:52camera
00:04:53he makes my job
00:04:54he hasn't changed at all
00:04:56still obsessed with himself
00:04:58oh my god
00:05:00paxton
00:05:01angie
00:05:02how are you doing
00:05:03how come he remembers angie
00:05:05how have you been
00:05:06i haven't seen you since college
00:05:07broke some records
00:05:08broke some hearts
00:05:09you know how it is
00:05:10god you look amazing
00:05:12thank you
00:05:13by the way
00:05:14have you seen your dad
00:05:15hi gym bunnies and gym rats
00:05:20listen up
00:05:21paxton here is a champion
00:05:22of six out of seven continental tournaments
00:05:25our gym
00:05:26is gonna be his home
00:05:27while he's touring north america
00:05:29as a welcome
00:05:30we're gonna have ourselves
00:05:32a little competition
00:05:33any of you runts
00:05:35can beat this man in the ring
00:05:36i will sponsor you myself
00:05:38in the north american underground fight
00:05:40this could be my opportunity
00:05:45to show a paxton
00:05:46once and for all
00:05:46let's get it on
00:05:47come on
00:05:48you're next
00:06:07he's challenging me
00:06:09does he remember who i am
00:06:11looks like you're up dad
00:06:13paxton
00:06:15hey
00:06:16don't act like you don't know me
00:06:18i challenge you to a single elimination death match
00:06:20winner
00:06:21gets in those spots or shit
00:06:22the loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:24what
00:06:27what's so funny
00:06:28you're a twig man
00:06:33i'd destroy you
00:06:35why don't you make yourself useful
00:06:36and wash my gym shorts
00:06:38see
00:06:38i left them in the locker room
00:06:40on the floor
00:06:40cause
00:06:41i know it's a real id
00:06:42all right
00:06:46all right
00:06:46come on
00:06:47jack cut it out
00:06:48paxton is a mega successful
00:06:50world class fighter
00:06:51and the heir to the famous
00:06:53whitlock fortune
00:06:54you apologize right now
00:06:56or you're fired boy
00:06:57wait wait wait wait
00:06:58did you say
00:06:59jack
00:07:00so you finally remembered who i am
00:07:02eh
00:07:05doesn't ring a bell
00:07:06you're dead
00:07:08oh yeah
00:07:09and uh
00:07:11how do you plan on killing me
00:07:12you scrawny nobody
00:07:14you want me
00:07:30come and get me
00:07:32careful there
00:07:40you might tire yourself out
00:07:41shut up
00:07:42i thought you hit harder than that
00:07:48oh
00:07:48oh you asked for it
00:07:50you're in a cake
00:07:51dick
00:07:59you're going to regret turning me down
00:08:06ants
00:08:07dick michelson
00:08:08always gets what he wants
00:08:11what do you say ants
00:08:13you're going to make an honest man
00:08:16what do you do go out there
00:08:21i can't believe paxton whitlock
00:08:28might lose to this loser
00:08:30i can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk
00:08:33help
00:08:34i mean attacks
00:08:35angie
00:08:36my dear sweet beautiful angie
00:08:42what happened
00:08:44who did this to you
00:08:45it's those fucking rat rooms
00:08:47what are you doing laying around
00:08:51go after them
00:08:52what happened
00:08:54it was vick
00:08:57he's a monster
00:08:58vick
00:09:00my chief investor
00:09:01who the hell were those guys
00:09:07vick's men
00:09:07i knew he was creepy but
00:09:09i didn't know he was a criminal
00:09:10sometimes uh
00:09:12a jerk is like an iceberg
00:09:13there's just
00:09:14more jerk underneath
00:09:16guess you'd know all about that
00:09:17you want to go another round
00:09:18i don't see why not
00:09:19boys
00:09:22hey jack
00:09:24from this day forward
00:09:26you're no longer my janitor
00:09:27what
00:09:28are you firing me
00:09:31enzo
00:09:32you can't fire me
00:09:34what
00:09:34no knucklehead
00:09:36i'm saying you're no longer
00:09:37just my janitor
00:09:38who's gonna mop the floors around here
00:09:40huh
00:09:40jack
00:09:42taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters
00:09:44whoa whoa whoa no you can't do that
00:09:46i'm the fighter you sponsored i won that fight
00:09:49just settle down over there
00:09:50there's nothing in the rules says
00:09:52a gym can't sponsor two fighters
00:09:54i think jack proved himself very capable
00:09:57plus think about it
00:09:59the rags to riches story
00:10:01a once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title
00:10:05he's gonna make us a lot of money
00:10:07what about me
00:10:08you're both gonna make us a lot of money
00:10:11and i'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor
00:10:14okay
00:10:18i'll do it
00:10:20so long as i get to beat paxton's ass in the championship one day
00:10:24try it punk
00:10:25boys
00:10:27i got a paper to ask
00:10:28i need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like dick
00:10:31would either of you be interested
00:10:33i won't let you down
00:10:34it's perfect
00:10:37you're both hired
00:10:38both of us
00:10:40oh we are gonna be one
00:10:43big happy family
00:10:45she needs to learn the fundamentals
00:10:50you're teaching her nonsense
00:10:51what are you two doing
00:10:53paxton wants to waste your time teaching me
00:10:56she needs to learn the fundamentals
00:10:57stop swinging your dicks around
00:10:59and talk
00:11:01like functional dolls
00:11:02okay
00:11:06i studied for years
00:11:07at the world's top institutions
00:11:09with the best teachers money can buy
00:11:10you want to learn to fight right
00:11:12so let me teach you
00:11:13the right way
00:11:15well reasoned
00:11:17jack
00:11:17she wants to learn self-defense
00:11:18not professional fighting
00:11:19you idiot
00:11:20hey
00:11:20don't
00:11:21okay
00:11:23it doesn't really make sense
00:11:26the style we're teaching her
00:11:27you know
00:11:27it's not like vic attacked her in the ring
00:11:29jack's right
00:11:29wow
00:11:30so go on
00:11:33teach me
00:11:34you're my trainers
00:11:35right
00:11:35so give me a demonstration
00:11:36all right
00:11:46i learned this when i lived on the streets
00:11:48and it's gonna come in handy
00:11:49when you face a larger opponent
00:11:50as a woman
00:11:51you know i'm sure
00:11:52they pin your hands down
00:11:53so
00:11:54don't make it a whole thing now
00:12:01all right angie
00:12:08so when we're in this position
00:12:09what you're gonna want to do
00:12:10is you're gonna want to go
00:12:11what is going on here
00:12:13what
00:12:15is going on here
00:12:17you know what
00:12:19i don't want to know
00:12:21i need you two lovebirds
00:12:23to be errand boys today
00:12:25here's 500 bucks
00:12:26paxton
00:12:27take him across town
00:12:28to the tournament hq
00:12:30show him how to sign up
00:12:31right away sir
00:12:33snoozy lose my boy
00:12:37so
00:12:37i guess we'll just continue our lesson
00:12:41some other time
00:12:42maybe we could meet up tonight
00:12:44at 7pm
00:12:46at the pre-tournament
00:12:49investors banquet
00:12:49kind of seems like a weird place
00:12:53to continue the training
00:12:54that's not why
00:12:56i'm asking you to come
00:12:58is angie really asking me out
00:13:02yo
00:13:04let's go
00:13:05i'll be there
00:13:08don't be late
00:13:10look man
00:13:13i don't like you
00:13:15and you don't like me
00:13:16we've established that okay
00:13:17so let's just go in there
00:13:18and make this as quick as possible
00:13:19why
00:13:20what's the hurry
00:13:21you got a date or something
00:13:22with angie
00:13:25get out of town
00:13:26sounds like you're jealous
00:13:27jealous
00:13:28dude
00:13:29been there
00:13:29done that
00:13:30you know i'm not really into
00:13:31reheating leftovers
00:13:32he used to date angie
00:13:34and besides
00:13:35we both know you'll fumble that
00:13:36either way
00:13:37i will not
00:13:39i will not
00:13:39whoa
00:13:41no no no no no
00:13:42that's that's the entrance
00:13:42for veteran fighters
00:13:43all right
00:13:44where did the rookies sign
00:13:45what
00:13:48it's locked
00:13:50eventually
00:13:54my date with angie's at 7
00:13:56i'm gonna miss it
00:13:56and bump
00:13:58hey luigi
00:14:07i'm just here for the tournament okay
00:14:17you're registering for the tournament
00:14:18You look like you couldn't bench-press a fly.
00:14:20You look like a little boy.
00:14:22Are you making fun of me?
00:14:23Duh!
00:14:24You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:26We, uh, improve his luck a little bit.
00:14:32Oh, what the?
00:14:35That's it!
00:14:39Whoa!
00:14:40Looks like he actually can bench-press a fly.
00:14:42I don't need a tournament to frickin' rip those stupid mustaches off your fuckin' faces.
00:14:47How you gonna register without any money?
00:14:49Yo, your back pocket.
00:14:50Huh?
00:14:54Oh, shit!
00:15:01Wait!
00:15:02Wait!
00:15:11I need to find that kid faster or I'm gonna miss my date with Angie.
00:15:14Uh...
00:15:16Enzo.
00:15:18Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:19He'll understand, right?
00:15:21You're fired!
00:15:22And you can forget about taking my daughter on a dance!
00:15:26That's a bad idea.
00:15:28Angie.
00:15:29Maybe show her the money.
00:15:32What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:34I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:15:39Yo!
00:15:41You lookin' for me?
00:15:43Ugh!
00:15:48Ugh!
00:15:51Ugh!
00:15:52Oh!
00:15:53Jesus, man!
00:15:54What the fuck?
00:15:55That's a strong reaction.
00:15:56Been lookin' for you.
00:15:57What's wrong?
00:15:58I might have lost my money.
00:16:00Oh!
00:16:01You what?!
00:16:03Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you!
00:16:04It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:05I got pickpocketed when I wasn't lookin'.
00:16:07Wow, what an Oliver Twist, right?
00:16:09Alright.
00:16:10I'll take pity on you.
00:16:11How much you need?
00:16:12I don't need your money, man.
00:16:13I'm gonna find the kid.
00:16:14I don't need a frickin' handout from you.
00:16:16Alright.
00:16:18Whatever you say, dawg.
00:16:20Think, Jack.
00:16:21Think.
00:16:22That kid kinda reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:27There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:16:38He really is just like me.
00:16:40Listen.
00:16:41My parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:16:44They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:46Oh!
00:16:47Nice job.
00:16:51Well, what are you waitin' for?
00:16:52Let's beat that job.
00:16:55Well, what are you waitin' for?
00:16:56Let's beat that job.
00:16:57Wait.
00:16:58We can't.
00:16:59He's just a kid.
00:17:00We can't beat him up.
00:17:01He's a thief.
00:17:03He's a woman.
00:17:05Just like I was.
00:17:08He's probably an orphan too, homeless.
00:17:12He needs the money more than I do.
00:17:14Wait.
00:17:15Did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:17:23Let him keep it.
00:17:25Honestly, yeah.
00:17:26He reminds me of someone.
00:17:29I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:31Has Paxton changed?
00:17:39Besides, man.
00:17:40Beating up homeless kids was so ten years ago for me.
00:17:44Got better shit to do now.
00:17:45Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:48Alright.
00:17:49Welp.
00:17:50I'm about to dip.
00:17:53By the way.
00:17:54Don't you have that date?
00:17:59Shit.
00:18:00I still need to register.
00:18:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:03Wait.
00:18:04Please.
00:18:05I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:18:07Here.
00:18:08I know it's not enough money.
00:18:09Look, baby.
00:18:10Save it.
00:18:11We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:18:12But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:18:13I was waiting outside.
00:18:14You can't close now.
00:18:15It's out of my hands.
00:18:16I saw the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:23Shit.
00:18:24Not those guys again.
00:18:26Hey!
00:18:28Wait up.
00:18:30Look who it is.
00:18:32Shake-covered stick man.
00:18:35So what do you want?
00:18:36A challenge.
00:18:37If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:41What if you lose, huh?
00:18:43What could you even offer?
00:18:44Where did she come from now?
00:18:55Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:18:57What?
00:18:58Give me that shit.
00:18:59Get out of here.
00:19:06Finally.
00:19:07Now I can prove to the world I can be Paxton Whitlock.
00:19:15Hello?
00:19:16Angie?
00:19:17Where are you, Jack?
00:19:18Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:24Come on.
00:19:25Stay right there.
00:19:26Angie!
00:19:27There you are.
00:19:28I'm sorry.
00:19:29You left me waiting.
00:19:30You look beautiful.
00:19:31I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and you know, a bunch of crazy shit but where the hell is Vic?
00:19:39It's alright now.
00:19:40Did he touch you?
00:19:41He got scared off.
00:19:42Did he hurt you?
00:19:43It's fine.
00:19:44He got scared off.
00:19:45Bye.
00:19:46Sure you want me to wear this?
00:19:47I mean red is so not my cover.
00:19:48Oh hey, you got the voucher?
00:19:49Thanks.
00:19:50What is he doing here?
00:19:51I thought this was our date Angie.
00:19:53Wait, you thought we were ready to get a voucher?
00:19:54I thought we were ready to do this.
00:19:55We were ready to get a voucher.
00:19:56I was ready to get a voucher for the tournament sign-ups and you know, a bunch of crazy shit but
00:19:58Where the hell is Vic?
00:19:59It's alright now.
00:20:00Bye sure you want me to wear this. I mean red is so not my cover
00:20:08Oh, hey, you got the voucher
00:20:11What is he doing here I thought this was our date Angie wait you thought I meant like a romantic date
00:20:22I'm so sorry Jack. It's just that with it being the investors banquet
00:20:25I just wanted some protection in case Vic tried something tonight and so late
00:20:29I called Paxton. No need to explain Angie. It's all right. It's clear of the two of us. I'm just the more reliable
00:20:38It's fine, right everything is fine double the date. It's double the protection, right?
00:20:46And double the fun
00:20:49What do you say?
00:20:51Yeah, fine
00:20:53As you wish
00:20:55All right, go on
00:20:59Here
00:21:01Use the shed to change
00:21:03I'll meet you and the ballroom after. Yes, ma'am
00:21:11You are such a kiss-ass. I think she likes it. No, she likes me, man
00:21:16Briefs? What? What's wrong with the briefs? I like to keep the boys all supported
00:21:29What do you wear? Baggy boxers?
00:21:31He does wear baggy boxers
00:21:35You know man, you knew this was me and Angie's date and yet you still showed up
00:21:43Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy
00:21:47Look dude, I want to be a little bitch about it. I think I'm just gonna go ask Angie for a dance right now
00:21:54Right now right now she'd never dance with you
00:21:58You think so? We used to dance a lot back in college if you forgot we used to love dancing real
00:22:06Dirty
00:22:08Dirty
00:22:10Dirty dancing
00:22:14Hey! Give me back my pants!
00:22:16Hey! Give me back my
00:22:18Pants
00:22:20Pants
00:22:22Pants
00:22:26Shit!
00:22:28What should I do now?
00:22:30What are you wearing?
00:22:46I can explain
00:22:48Wow! Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:50On clearance from the dumpster store or?
00:22:54Well, I think it's perfect
00:22:56Thanks, Angie
00:22:58I couldn't agree more sweetheart
00:23:00Tell us a whole story in one look
00:23:02Rags to riches
00:23:04Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:06We're gonna make so much money tonight
00:23:10Alright, you guys stay put
00:23:12I'll be right back with some, uh, investors to schmoes
00:23:16You look beautiful, baby
00:23:18Aw, thanks guys
00:23:24Angie Bianchi
00:23:26No, he's about to make a move
00:23:27May I have this dance?
00:23:33Wow, um...
00:23:35Angie, before you decide anything
00:23:37Just know that Paxton is an animal
00:23:39Who's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:41And I like...
00:23:43You were both my dates, right?
00:23:45And I guess I'll just have to dance with both of you
00:23:49Everybody needs somebody
00:23:51Everybody needs somebody
00:23:55And you're the one I want
00:23:57Feels like a miracle
00:23:59Feels like a miracle
00:24:01Feels like a miracle
00:24:03Feels like a miracle
00:24:05Feels like a miracle
00:24:07Feels like a miracle
00:24:09Feels like a miracle
00:24:11Jack, come on.
00:24:27No, what are you doing, man?
00:24:30Come on, let's go.
00:24:33What was that?
00:24:35I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:37Really?
00:24:38That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:41What?
00:24:41Angie, I've cared for you, you know that.
00:24:44Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:46I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:24:48There was a full suit in the bag I gave him.
00:24:51Where's the pants, huh?
00:24:54Angie, I miss him.
00:25:05What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:07What if I take a turn in the dance floor,
00:25:09or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:25:10Let's go walking.
00:25:13All right, Jack.
00:25:14This is Cynthia.
00:25:15She's the president of the tournament rules committee.
00:25:18This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:25:20The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:23Come on, Jack.
00:25:24Introduce yourself.
00:25:25Hi.
00:25:25It's good to have you.
00:25:26He smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:29I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:25:37All right, now hold on.
00:25:38Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:39He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:41This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:47That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:50This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:25:53The public life is for the rich.
00:26:00Hey.
00:26:01You think you could be our friend?
00:26:03You don't belong with us.
00:26:07Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:26:08He's a good kid.
00:26:12Hey, man.
00:26:13Hey, so piss off, man.
00:26:21Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:24I don't belong here.
00:26:24I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:33He's grabbed the fucking girl.
00:26:35Come on.
00:26:35Help.
00:26:36Help.
00:26:37Somebody help me.
00:26:38Help.
00:26:38Angie.
00:26:45Jackie, my boy.
00:26:46How you doing, kid?
00:26:48I hope you already ate since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:26:54What's so funny?
00:26:57Oh, Paxton.
00:26:59Enzo here was just telling you the most hilarious little joke.
00:27:02He says that little gingerbread that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:27:07Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:27:09But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:10He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:27:16Paxton.
00:27:17I never.
00:27:18If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:27:21I'm the best in the world.
00:27:22Well, I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:25So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:27:33What do you want with Angie?
00:27:35Is it obvious?
00:27:37I'm going to take it to city heart.
00:27:38I'm a man.
00:27:41Oh, look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep.
00:27:45You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:48I'm off the floor with two guys earlier.
00:27:51What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:53Three?
00:27:54Yeah.
00:27:54Three more times, huh?
00:27:56This guy's funny.
00:27:58I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:28:00Get this motherfucker now!
00:28:02Let's go.
00:28:03All right.
00:28:08What's two more times?
00:28:13Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:15Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:28:18Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:19Me?
00:28:19I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:28:24You should be thanking me.
00:28:26Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:29Okay, okay.
00:28:30Wow.
00:28:30Enough, enough.
00:28:31Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anyway?
00:28:41Angie, you all right in there?
00:28:43It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:45What a great performance.
00:28:49But let's get real.
00:28:50You're alone.
00:28:52And you ain't invincible.
00:29:05Where's Angie?
00:29:06She's in the trunk, man.
00:29:07I got this.
00:29:08Hey, shut up.
00:29:09I need you on my six.
00:29:15Angie!
00:29:22Hey, boys.
00:29:24Care to give me a hand?
00:29:27I'll try.
00:29:30I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:33If you two had actually protected me,
00:29:35like I hired you two instead of bickering all night,
00:29:38we could have avoided this a little less.
00:29:40But yeah, thanks.
00:29:42I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:46Wake the fuck up!
00:29:56It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:30:00Until next time.
00:30:07Is this your beer?
00:30:07Look, she's right.
00:30:20You know, Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:30:23until the tournament is over.
00:30:24No, man.
00:30:25But what about...
00:30:26We've got a tournament to fight.
00:30:28All right?
00:30:28Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:31Trust me, we've got enough to deal with
00:30:33without being at each other's throats.
00:30:35What do you say?
00:30:36Deal?
00:30:36Deal?
00:30:37Truce.
00:30:40I'm still going to beat you one day.
00:30:43We'll get our fight.
00:30:45In time.
00:30:48Okay.
00:30:49I got money to spend.
00:30:50Janitor.
00:30:51That needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:30:54It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:59All right, you ready?
00:31:00Mm-hmm.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:03Is that too hard?
00:31:04No, I'm fine.
00:31:05What?
00:31:06Not some fragile princess.
00:31:09I got stamina.
00:31:11Wait.
00:31:12Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:16Oh, God.
00:31:17Am I flirting back?
00:31:19Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:31:21until the tournament is over.
00:31:23We're good.
00:31:24Where are you going?
00:31:25All right, I need to take a shower.
00:31:26All right.
00:31:30Bye.
00:31:30Well, that didn't work.
00:31:42That's it.
00:31:42That's it, huh?
00:31:43That's great.
00:31:44What's going on?
00:31:51Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:31:54Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:57I hope it's him.
00:31:59Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:32:02And the unlucky Paxton is...
00:32:04What?
00:32:10What's wrong?
00:32:12I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:32:15Dude.
00:32:15You're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:32:18Wait, wait, wait.
00:32:18Who's Andre?
00:32:21Pack it up, Andre.
00:32:23Looks like you're a free man once again.
00:32:27Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti
00:32:30don't come out alive.
00:32:32Come off of it, man.
00:32:34You're just trying to scare me.
00:32:35It's got to be myth.
00:32:38Right?
00:32:40Right?
00:32:41Well, you know what I always do
00:32:43when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:32:49I go to the spa.
00:32:54I've never been to one of you.
00:32:55Dude, let me talk.
00:33:02You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:33:06Where does it say that?
00:33:07You're going to get heat stroked, dude.
00:33:09You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:12Well, it's your funeral.
00:33:22Paxton.
00:33:23If that's you, man, close the door.
00:33:25You're letting out all the hot air.
00:33:26He's so annoying.
00:33:30And you are?
00:33:31Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:36Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:39No!
00:33:40No!
00:33:42Hey!
00:33:42I'm trapped in here!
00:33:43Angie!
00:33:44Action!
00:33:48Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:33:51Oh, thanks.
00:33:52You know, I think Jack's really enjoying himself.
00:33:56Who knows with that guy.
00:33:58Where is he, by the way?
00:33:59He's Zach.
00:34:02Help!
00:34:03He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:34:05Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:34:08What a weirdo, right?
00:34:10I hate to have Nick Paxton's right.
00:34:16Why can't they hear me?
00:34:18Are they flirting?
00:34:19Oh, I think I'm going to die.
00:34:29Angie.
00:34:30I tried to tell him.
00:34:32A lot of guys prefer to go to me.
00:34:34Angie!
00:34:40What the hell happened?
00:34:44All right, man?
00:34:45Let's go.
00:34:49So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:34:51That's what he says.
00:34:53I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:34:55I believe him.
00:34:57I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage...
00:35:00accidents.
00:35:02In the ring and elsewhere.
00:35:05But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously.
00:35:07And I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:35:09It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:35:11I'm still going to beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:35:13Jack, let me handle this.
00:35:15All right, if Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:35:19I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybagging.
00:35:21Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:26Whatever, man.
00:35:28You said someone would need to see Jack as competition to want to kill him, right?
00:35:33What if it isn't...
00:35:35tournament...
00:35:37competition?
00:35:38What are you getting at?
00:35:41I think I know who's got it out of for Jack.
00:35:52Gotcha, bitch.
00:35:53You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:36:19A big dumb idiot.
00:36:21Yeah.
00:36:23I've got to handle this myself.
00:36:25You know, it's my first fight in the tournament, and I've got a lot to prove.
00:36:28What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:35Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:36:39I gotta take a shot.
00:36:41Stop!
00:36:43Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:48That sauna thing really scared me.
00:36:49What if I lost you?
00:36:51I don't need your help, Angie.
00:36:52No one can do everything themselves.
00:36:55Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:36:57The least you could do is talk to me.
00:37:00Hey, Jack!
00:37:01You ready to go?
00:37:10Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:37:13Can I ask you a question?
00:37:15What's with the whole third-person shtick?
00:37:17Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:18Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:37:24Oh, yeah, whatever.
00:37:30A gift.
00:37:34Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:37:38One punch to the chest,
00:37:39and the unlucky son of a bitch is gonna stop breathing.
00:37:43Permanently.
00:37:43If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:38:09Ladies and gentlemen, here in the broad, we're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting Pits.
00:38:18You've all heard the rumors.
00:38:20They do him no injustice.
00:38:23Introducing, in this corner, the reigning Reaper of the Ring, Andre Gigante!
00:38:29Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.
00:38:34Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:38:37No, no, what are you doing, dude? Stop!
00:38:39Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:38:45Fuck.
00:38:46Oof!
00:38:47Caught you red-handed.
00:38:48Or should I say, heavy-handed.
00:38:51You alright?
00:39:07I don't care that he cheated, I just...
00:39:09I wanted to win.
00:39:12I needed to win, Angie.
00:39:14Jack, it's okay that you got help.
00:39:17I had help, knowing you were out there watching me.
00:39:21Man, that sounded a lot less wimpy in my head.
00:39:40Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:39:43I can help with him.
00:39:44Hey, Jack!
00:39:55You see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:58It's fucking priceless, man.
00:40:00Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but, uh,
00:40:03there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna...
00:40:07Jack?
00:40:08All right, Angie.
00:40:22Show me what you got.
00:40:23Come on.
00:40:24Oh!
00:40:25Oh!
00:40:26Oh!
00:40:27Oh!
00:40:27Oh!
00:40:28Oh!
00:40:28Oh!
00:40:28Oh!
00:40:29Oh!
00:40:29Oh!
00:40:29Oh!
00:40:29Oh!
00:40:30Oh!
00:40:30Oh!
00:40:31Oh!
00:40:31Oh!
00:40:32Oh!
00:40:32Oh!
00:40:33Oh!
00:40:33Oh!
00:40:34That was great.
00:40:38Really, just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:40:42Come on, I'll talk.
00:40:42That's uncalled for, man.
00:40:44You wanted to teach your street fighting, right?
00:40:46Yet you're taking it easy with kid gloves.
00:40:49I wanted to lie.
00:40:50Why don't you try that on me?
00:40:54All right.
00:40:55Go.
00:40:56Come on, man.
00:40:57Whoa!
00:40:58Whoa!
00:40:58Whoa!
00:40:58Whoa!
00:40:58Whoa!
00:40:59Whoa!
00:40:59Whoa!
00:40:59Whoa!
00:40:59Whoa!
00:40:59Whoa!
00:41:00Whoa!
00:41:00Whoa!
00:41:00Whoa!
00:41:01Whoa!
00:41:01Whoa!
00:41:01Whoa!
00:41:02Whoa!
00:41:02Whoa!
00:41:02Whoa!
00:41:03Whoa!
00:41:04Sorry.
00:41:04Did I take it too far?
00:41:05Because, uh, Vic won't use restraint.
00:41:08I'm not mistaken.
00:41:11I want to try again.
00:41:12No, it's all right.
00:41:13Relax.
00:41:16Boys!
00:41:17Get in my office!
00:41:25Call came in this morning.
00:41:26Your next match, Arizona.
00:41:30Wait.
00:41:30What are you saying?
00:41:31You two are going to road trip together.
00:41:33Just the two of you.
00:41:34Just the two of you.
00:41:34Let me get this straight.
00:41:35This dullard attacks me earlier.
00:41:38And now, I got to be locked in a car with him for six hours?
00:41:42How can this day get any better?
00:41:46Your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:41:48I got to be locked in a car with you.
00:41:49Uh...
00:41:49Who knows?
00:41:50Uh...
00:41:50This is common.
00:41:57Hey.
00:41:58I was using them.
00:41:59Yeah.
00:42:00Well, someone likes to wear the smurf thong to bed so I gotta build a pillow holder.
00:42:03They're called fashion briefs.
00:42:05You classless dullard.
00:42:07Stop calling me a duck.
00:42:09What?
00:42:11Just go to bed, man.
00:42:12Okay, look, clearly you're angry at me or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that.
00:42:23So why don't you just tell me what's going on because we've been traveling all day, I've got a match in the morning, I want to get some sleep.
00:42:29I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match.
00:42:33Wait, that's why you're mad?
00:42:35We made a pact, man. No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:42:39You hurt Angie to get back at me.
00:42:42You ungrateful snake. You only slept with her because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.
00:42:58I've loved Angie since we were kids. You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:43:04Oh, God.
00:43:07I wouldn't know what love is. Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.
00:43:12I'm going to kill you.
00:43:17I hate you.
00:43:20Police, open up.
00:43:23Police, open up.
00:43:28Hey, officer.
00:43:30You two all right in there?
00:43:32Yeah, we're both great.
00:43:33Doing good.
00:43:34Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation.
00:43:38Yeah, we're both straight guys, so, you know, nothing's going on here.
00:43:45He did this to me because I refused to be a little spoon officer.
00:43:48What?
00:43:49What?
00:43:49I just, I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.
00:43:52No, that's not...
00:43:53True.
00:44:03This bed, it's so uncomfortable.
00:44:07I can't believe I had to stay here all night.
00:44:09Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:44:15Your mind goblins aren't real.
00:44:17My damn.
00:44:19Some of us have places to be in the morning.
00:44:21Shut up, that's not scary.
00:44:28Finally.
00:44:30Some peace and quiet.
00:44:34Rise and shine, Jack.
00:44:36You're free to go.
00:44:37Sleep would have been nice.
00:44:44Ooh!
00:44:48Off to a real star for young hopeful, Jack Hurts.
00:44:53Keep your head up, Jack.
00:45:04Sorry, Angie.
00:45:05Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:45:20Angie.
00:45:20What the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:23What's wrong with me?
00:45:24I told you I cared for you, and you go fuck that idiot.
00:45:27That had nothing to do with you.
00:45:29Oh, really?
00:45:32Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:36Jack is not just some random janitor.
00:45:39I've known him my whole life.
00:45:40We both have.
00:45:43Of course, you're just so self-centered.
00:45:45You totally forgot him.
00:45:46I just met the guy a few weeks ago.
00:45:48Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton.
00:45:50He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much.
00:46:00You don't even see him.
00:46:04He just wants to be seen.
00:46:13This is amazing, folks.
00:46:15I've never seen anything like it.
00:46:16I don't know if I'm so old, then get him.
00:46:18Passed promise.
00:46:19Supernatural force.
00:46:20Watered by Sheerforth and Will.
00:46:22By Norman Halitai.
00:46:23This rookie gets knocked down.
00:46:25He just keeps getting backed up.
00:46:26It's like the universe.
00:46:27Stuff isn't allowed here.
00:46:29Just stay down.
00:46:30You can do it, Jack.
00:46:45You can outlast him.
00:46:46I can't believe it.
00:47:04Jack has won.
00:47:05We're not letting escape.
00:47:07No!
00:47:07No!
00:47:07No!
00:47:07No!
00:47:07No!
00:47:08No!
00:47:08No!
00:47:08No!
00:47:08No!
00:47:08No!
00:47:08No!
00:47:09No!
00:47:09No!
00:47:09No!
00:47:10No!
00:47:10No!
00:47:11No!
00:47:11No!
00:47:12No!
00:47:12No!
00:47:13No!
00:47:13No!
00:47:14No!
00:47:14No!
00:47:15No!
00:47:15No!
00:47:16No!
00:47:16No!
00:47:16Jack, just...
00:47:17Jack, just what?
00:47:18Sounds like you finally seen it.
00:47:20Now, can you get back to the real reason I called?
00:47:23Yeah, yeah.
00:47:24What's the real reason you called?
00:47:26Oh!
00:47:27There's nothing.
00:47:28Just big broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:47:33What?
00:47:34He what?
00:47:34Yeah, attacked me in my home.
00:47:37It's okay, though.
00:47:37I took care of it.
00:47:38Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:47:40Wait.
00:47:41What?
00:47:42What do you mean?
00:47:43Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:47:46Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:47:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:47:51Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:47:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:47:54What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?
00:47:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:47:58Who say that I came alone, huh?
00:48:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:48:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:48:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:48:07Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in harming the pretty lady.
00:48:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:48:16Hello?
00:48:17Angie?
00:48:18Angie!
00:48:19Angie, where are you?
00:48:22I'll check upstairs.
00:48:23Paxton!
00:48:25Paxton!
00:48:26Paxton!
00:48:27Paxton!
00:48:28Paxton!
00:48:29What?
00:48:30What happened?
00:48:31I know.
00:48:32What does it say?
00:48:33If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:38Just you two.
00:48:39Alone.
00:48:40Hey, Jack, wait up.
00:48:41Don't follow me.
00:48:42Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:48:43I don't care.
00:48:44Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:48:45It's both our jobs.
00:48:46Yo.
00:48:47Well, if it ain't the soft brain maid and his big bossy bottom.
00:48:49Where's Angie?
00:48:50She's sick.
00:48:51We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:48:54You'll be all of us.
00:48:55All three of yous.
00:48:56We can go on your merry way.
00:48:57Enlighten me.
00:48:58What if we lose?
00:48:59Let's just go.
00:49:00Let's just go.
00:49:01Let's go.
00:49:02Let's go.
00:49:03Let's go.
00:49:04Let's go.
00:49:05Let's go.
00:49:06Let's go.
00:49:07Let's go.
00:49:08Let's go.
00:49:09Let's go.
00:49:10Let's go.
00:49:11Let's go.
00:49:12Let's go.
00:49:13Let's go.
00:49:14Let's go.
00:49:15let's say
00:49:18What happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.
00:49:22Get him.
00:49:26You remembered me.
00:49:27Nope.
00:49:28I'll handle this.
00:49:30Why did yours have to be so difficult?
00:49:32There.
00:49:33Two for Ichi.
00:49:35Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:37I don't care.
00:49:38Just stay out of my frickin' way.
00:49:40what's going on out there hey no talking
00:49:52i know we're not exactly on the best terms right now but if we have any chance of beating
00:49:57these guys we'll have to stick together fine but i'm still not done with you yet
00:50:10these guys are unstoppable believe it creep
00:50:23what a team that fight no beauty oh
00:50:34it's too bad you know i know why because it's going to be your last might as well save us
00:50:41the effort hand angie over now you pissed off the two best fighters in the world
00:50:45dude i had cake for lunch dude take off your shirt fine together we can't lose
00:50:56it's a bit insulting that these idiots think i'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my
00:51:11hands that does give me an idea what are you into huh big man like you strong hands thick fingers
00:51:22but you know just how to get a girl why i didn't say you could speak oh come on don't be a prude
00:51:30what do you like to do in bed come on you can tell mommy why do you want to know why didn't
00:51:35you come over here and put me in my place you know what i think i think you're not man enough
00:51:40say that again
00:51:44Arizona strategy agreed let's wear them down let's get let's do this
00:52:05This is for some new heels.
00:52:26Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:52:31Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:52:34Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:52:35Why don't we make them come to us?
00:52:38Hey, shitballs! I escaped!
00:52:51All right, all right.
00:52:56They're not so bad either.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:02There.
00:53:04I'm so worried.
00:53:07Man, I don't get it.
00:53:09Does she like me or does she like you?
00:53:10Let's figure it out later, man.
00:53:12We can both use some sleep.
00:53:13Man, you have no idea.
00:53:15Tell me about it.
00:53:19Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:53:26Hey, ma.
00:53:27Call the tournament rules committee.
00:53:29Tell them
00:53:29I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:53:42You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:53:47It's crazy.
00:53:47I still haven't forgiven you for Arizona, you know.
00:53:51We're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:53:53Looking forward to it.
00:53:55Boys!
00:53:56In my office!
00:53:57Now!
00:53:58I'm ruined.
00:54:05Everything I've worked for, no one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:54:09What are you talking about, Enzo?
00:54:10Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:54:13And the committee saw it.
00:54:14They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:54:19What?
00:54:19Wait, what are you talking about?
00:54:21The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:54:24They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:54:28I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:54:32Who knew?
00:54:33So that's it.
00:54:34We're disqualified then.
00:54:35Oh, no.
00:54:36Just one of you.
00:54:38The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:54:40And they said I got to choose.
00:54:43Choose?
00:54:44Wait, wait.
00:54:44You're picking me, right?
00:54:46I ain't decided that yet.
00:54:47Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:54:50I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:54:52Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:54:54Oh, my God.
00:54:55Get over yourself, man.
00:54:56Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:54:58But, Jack, come on.
00:54:59If anyone deserves this, it's...
00:55:00Play me for it, then.
00:55:01Why are you scared now, buddy?
00:55:03Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:55:03Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:55:05Oh, that's perfect.
00:55:06A fight?
00:55:07The rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:55:12Why not give them a show, huh?
00:55:13We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:55:16I'm going to start arranging the details.
00:55:19You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:55:22You can't be serious right now.
00:55:24Serious is a heart attack.
00:55:26If you two don't fight, I'm going to lose everything I've built here.
00:55:29So, for the one who comes out of the ring a winner, glad to have you.
00:55:34But for the loser, sorry, you've got to leave this gym for good.
00:55:42It's the only way, Paxton.
00:55:43This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:55:45To ruin my life?
00:55:47You know what?
00:55:48Why wait for the fight?
00:55:49Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:55:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:52What is what?
00:55:52Stop!
00:55:54Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:55:57Which one of us do you want?
00:55:59Where is this coming from?
00:56:00You know what?
00:56:00I want to know, too.
00:56:01Okay, you kissed him at the banquet, and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:56:05Is this for real?
00:56:06Are we for real?
00:56:07If you have to ask, you are still a big, dumb idiot.
00:56:11And you are, too.
00:56:13This drama isn't about me, and it never was.
00:56:17The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:56:21Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:56:24Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:56:43In one corner, a golden boy champ with a god-given mandate of heaven inches away from the title.
00:56:52He was born to claim versus trash-born rookie underdog whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:57:00This is one for the history books.
00:57:03Man, you're going to want to watch this.
00:57:05You are going to watch this live.
00:57:07You know, there was this homeless orphan kid I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.
00:57:18He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:57:20For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:57:24He wasn't afraid of me.
00:57:25He had nothing to lose.
00:57:27I don't remember it, huh?
00:57:33Look, man.
00:57:34Let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:57:38We'll exchange some blows, spit out some blood, make things real dramatic.
00:57:43And in the second half, you throw the match.
00:57:46What?
00:57:48I need you to throw it, man.
00:57:50I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:57:52I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years, it'd be for nothing.
00:57:55If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
00:57:57Come on, help me out here.
00:57:58No, no.
00:57:59I'm not going to do that.
00:58:00I'm not throwing the fight.
00:58:01Dude, you don't even want this.
00:58:03You haven't worked half as hard for half...
00:58:05Yet, I'm better.
00:58:05I'm better, and I'm going to prove today that I'm better, too.
00:58:08You want to beat me in a fight?
00:58:10Fine.
00:58:11We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
00:58:14But today is do or die.
00:58:16There are people watching out there, man.
00:58:18Today means something.
00:58:18You don't understand, man.
00:58:20That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:58:22To prove that I can.
00:58:24Wow.
00:58:25After everything we've been through, you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:58:32Why?
00:58:32Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
00:58:36You just always made me feel like I deserved to be alone.
00:58:38And now I'm going to make sure you know how it feels.
00:58:44I'm going to beat you.
00:58:45Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:58:47That fight's about to start.
00:58:55Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:58:57I'm going to fucking kill him!
00:59:16I want a clean fight.
00:59:18Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:19He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:59:21Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:23Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:24All right, all right.
00:59:26And...
00:59:26Fight!
00:59:37Wow.
00:59:38That's a lot of yours.
00:59:40I thought you weren't going to come.
00:59:41Couldn't bring myself to miss it.
00:59:45Oh, no!
00:59:54You better give up now!
00:59:55It's only going to get worse from here!
01:00:00Why don't you kill me?
01:00:04Hey!
01:00:05I told you two I want a clean fight!
01:00:11Hey!
01:00:12I'm watching you two!
01:00:13I'm okay!
01:00:13I'm okay!
01:00:14I'm okay!
01:00:15I'm okay!
01:00:21He's never going to give up, is he?
01:00:23He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:25He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:00:28He just wants to be seen.
01:00:30Do I need to win that badly?
01:00:38Here, take this whistle.
01:00:39I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:00:41What are you doing?
01:00:42Leaving?
01:00:42Some asshole's posting an illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who.
01:00:48So?
01:00:48So I'm going to call Paxton's old man.
01:00:50I'm going to find out who's taking my money!
01:00:52Hey!
01:00:53Stay here and announce the fight.
01:00:54Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:00:59Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment but anything could change as the fight has
01:01:07only just begun.
01:01:08He's fucking guys, huh?
01:01:09I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:01:13It don't matter mama, okay?
01:01:14All the money comes to the family.
01:01:16You know what they say?
01:01:17The house always wins.
01:01:20I should have known you two chuckle fucks were related.
01:01:24Enzo!
01:01:26Enzo?
01:01:27What are you doing in our house?
01:01:29I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:32If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:01:39Why isn't he blocking?
01:01:52It's like he's giving up.
01:01:59Something just happened.
01:02:00Paxton is down.
01:02:01He seems injured.
01:02:09What the hell, Paxton?
01:02:14Why don't you block me?
01:02:16Dude, I'm throwing, stupid.
01:02:18You need this more than I do.
01:02:19Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:20You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:22Dude, this is for real, man.
01:02:24I just don't want it anymore, alright?
01:02:26It's cool.
01:02:27Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:02:30Ow!
01:02:31Ow!
01:02:32Ow!
01:02:33My ankle!
01:02:34I'm done!
01:02:35My ankle!
01:02:36What are you doing?
01:02:37Get up!
01:02:38I can beat your ass some other day.
01:02:39I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you.
01:02:40Even at losing.
01:02:41What?
01:02:42Oh, God!
01:02:43Oh, God!
01:02:44I'm done!
01:02:45I lost!
01:02:46Oh, my stomach!
01:02:47No!
01:02:48Jack's the winner!
01:02:49No!
01:02:50I lost!
01:02:51You win!
01:02:52Paxi won!
01:02:53No, I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:02:54It's a draw!
01:03:17That was amazing!
01:03:19What the hell was that?
01:03:21I don't even know.
01:03:23I guess we...
01:03:25Who cares?
01:03:26Good news!
01:03:29The gym is rich again!
01:03:32Vic's parents, they agreed to invest.
01:03:36You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:03:39Dad!
01:03:40Don't do that!
01:03:41Just send them to jail.
01:03:43Oh.
01:03:44It's money!
01:03:46Okay, while you guys figure that out,
01:03:50I mean, what about us?
01:03:52You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:03:54Not as individual fighters.
01:03:56But you made us so much money!
01:03:59I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:04:03A team?
01:04:04Yeah.
01:04:05Yeah.
01:04:06At the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:04:09What's seven more continents, right?
01:04:11So long as this Oak agrees.
01:04:13What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:04:15Great form, Becca.
01:04:16Thanks, Angie.
01:04:17I had a great teacher.
01:04:18All right.
01:04:19That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:04:22I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used as a weapon.
01:04:39Hey, teacher wife.
01:04:40Hey.
01:04:41How's class going?
01:04:42Really great.
01:04:43Cool.
01:04:44Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:04:46Let him have his fun.
01:04:47Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:04:48The world championship fighters tonight.
01:04:49Come on, let's go.
01:04:50Dude.
01:04:51Can you believe we're about to be worried about this one?
01:04:52Oh, this one is this one?
01:04:53That was really great.
01:04:54Cool.
01:04:55Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:04:56Let him have his fun.
01:04:57Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:05:02The world championship fighters tonight.
01:05:03Come on, let's go!
01:05:11Dude, can you believe we're about to be worried about you?
01:05:18Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:22Come on.
01:05:23Still gotta win, man.
01:05:23Dude, has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:26Come on.
01:05:28Speaking of doubts, how you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:31Come on, hit me straight.
01:05:33Nah, I don't know, man.
01:05:34I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys.
01:05:37They protect the little guys.
01:05:38I get it.
01:05:39I get it.
01:05:40Come on.
01:05:41I get it.
01:05:41Ah, dude.
01:05:44Man, I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:05:48Me too.
01:05:49Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:05:51Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World
01:05:57Championship Finals.
01:05:59You ready?
01:06:01I was born ready.
01:06:03Let's go.
01:06:05Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:06:08Give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy, Jack Hurts and Baxton Whitlock!
01:06:16Woo!
01:06:17Ladies and gentlemen, we've got paid for 10 seconds tonight.
01:06:19We've got Laurel now,
01:06:21Jasper.
01:06:21We've got to repeat this remote log with light my mind.
01:06:22For like we need to watch that challenge, they run out and we've got professional
01:06:27And then we are out.
01:06:28We've got all our stressors!
01:06:29Don't worry, we can't break it down.
01:06:30Open free time or you are entering your heart.
01:06:32We?
01:06:34We're all alone for you to be operating now.
01:06:36We're all alone for you.
01:06:38Click your pockets and our Jamie tutors behind us and come together!
01:06:40去.
01:06:42We'll be able to drill out for now.
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