- today
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:01Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:22Paxton shopper I'll tell
00:00:24Look orphan boy is so weak. He needs a girl to defend him
00:00:36We need your help Angie could have handled this by myself you're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov
00:01:06Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title
00:01:13Hey Jack sun's up toilets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:22Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win anything you like to say to your-
00:01:25For any of you losers thinking of settling scores
00:01:28Now's your chance
00:01:29Now's your chance
00:01:30Hey
00:01:31Good
00:01:32Fucking
00:01:33Luck
00:01:34Someday soon golden boy
00:01:39This poor orphan is gonna take you down
00:01:41This poor orphan is gonna take you down
00:01:55Hey kid how you doing? Hey come with me for a sec we got you a present
00:02:00Really?
00:02:01Yeah come on
00:02:02You remember my birthday?
00:02:04Yeah of course I know the birthday to all my friends
00:02:07Huh?
00:02:08Open up boys
00:02:09There you go kid happy birthday
00:02:18You know
00:02:19I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy you know that Vic?
00:02:22No you won't
00:02:23I'm chief investor in this gym bitch boy
00:02:26You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:28Hmm?
00:02:29Is that why you're here Vic? To fire me?
00:02:31Nah you ain't worth my time kid
00:02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date you know?
00:02:39Will you give it up?
00:02:40She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:45What the hell Vic?
00:02:49What the hell Vic?
00:02:50Hey AJ you know we was just having some fun isn't that right?
00:02:54Hey oh wow I mean are you ready for our date or what?
00:02:56Come on big
00:02:57Hey not going anywhere with you apologize to Jack right now
00:03:01There's no life he's the help
00:03:03I swear to god Vic apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:08So everyone here can see your teeny weenie
00:03:12That's funny, that's funny
00:03:14Excuse me
00:03:22I'm sorry
00:03:24What a jerk
00:03:30Did he hurt you?
00:03:31What the hell Angie?
00:03:33How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:35I can fight my own freaking battles
00:03:37After all these years you're still just a big dumb idiot
00:03:40Angie
00:03:45Get your shit together Jack
00:03:46You don't have any real friends
00:03:48They think you're all weak
00:03:49They think you're all weak
00:03:50We can hinge
00:03:51Frank Vanom
00:03:52Paxton Whitlock
00:03:53On tonight's win
00:03:54Clutching
00:03:59I'm gonna show them all
00:04:00I can beat Paxton Whitlock
00:04:01Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is
00:04:06You really shouldn't do that with a dog
00:04:09And...
00:04:10Told you
00:04:11Oh
00:04:15Here's Paxton now
00:04:16Fresh off from his championship win
00:04:18Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:20I've been waiting for this moment my whole life
00:04:25Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo
00:04:27He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament
00:04:30Good to meet you though
00:04:35You...
00:04:36You need a new mop?
00:04:38You don't know who I am?
00:04:39Who?
00:04:40Am I supposed to?
00:04:41You're...
00:04:42A janitor
00:04:43I can't believe it
00:04:44I mean he bullied me for years
00:04:45He forgot me
00:04:46Good
00:04:48Luck
00:04:49I should interview more often
00:04:50Camera
00:04:51That makes my job
00:04:53He hasn't changed at all
00:04:54Still obsessed with himself
00:04:57Oh my god
00:04:59Paxton
00:05:00Angie?
00:05:01How are you doing?
00:05:02How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:03How have you been?
00:05:04I haven't seen you since college
00:05:05Broke some records
00:05:06Broke some hearts
00:05:07You know how it is
00:05:08God you look amazing
00:05:10Thank you
00:05:11By the way
00:05:12Have you seen your dad?
00:05:16Hi gym bunnies and gym rats
00:05:18Listen up
00:05:19Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments
00:05:23Our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America
00:05:27As a welcome
00:05:28We're gonna have ourselves a little competition
00:05:31Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring
00:05:34I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fighting team
00:05:38This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all
00:05:44Let's get it on
00:05:45Come on
00:05:46You're next
00:05:47He's challenging me?
00:05:48Does he remember who I am?
00:05:49Looks like you're up Tad
00:05:50Paxton
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Don't act like you don't know me
00:05:53I challenge you to a single elimination death match
00:05:54Winner
00:05:55Gets end of sponsorship
00:05:56The loser leaves his gym for good
00:05:57What?
00:05:58What?
00:05:59What's so funny?
00:06:01What is the twin?
00:06:02The twin?
00:06:03The twin?
00:06:04I've been the fangze
00:06:05I've been the fangze
00:06:06It's baby
00:06:07we've got the bans
00:06:08We go hard they don't understand
00:06:09We know how it goes
00:06:10We stick to the plan
00:06:11I do this
00:06:12Yeah
00:06:13You're next
00:06:14He's challenging me?
00:06:15He's challenging me?
00:06:16Does he remember who I am?
00:06:17Looks like you're up Tad
00:06:19Paxson
00:06:20Hey!
00:06:21Don't act like you don't know me
00:06:22A challenge with a single elimination death match
00:06:23Winner
00:06:24Gets end of sponsorship
00:06:25The loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:26You're a twig, man.
00:06:31I'd destroy you.
00:06:33Why don't you make yourself useful and go wash my gym shorts?
00:06:36See, I left them in the locker room on the floor,
00:06:38because I know it's what we like to eat.
00:06:43All right, all right, come on.
00:06:45Jack, cut it out.
00:06:46Paxton is a mega successful world-class fighter
00:06:49and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:52You apologize right now or you're fired, boy.
00:06:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:56Did you see, Jack?
00:06:58So you finally remembered who I am?
00:07:02Eh, doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:05You're dead!
00:07:07Oh, yeah?
00:07:08And how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:11You want me?
00:07:28Come and get me.
00:07:29Careful there.
00:07:37You might tire yourself out.
00:07:38Shut up.
00:07:44I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:45Oh, you asked for it, you're in a cake.
00:07:56Vic.
00:08:02You're going to regret turning me down, Ange.
00:08:05Vic Michelson always gets what he wants.
00:08:08What do you say, Ange?
00:08:12Are you going to make an answer, Ange?
00:08:16What are you doing?
00:08:17Go out there!
00:08:18I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:27I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk.
00:08:30No!
00:08:32I mean attacks!
00:08:33Ange?
00:08:37My dear, sweet, beautiful Ange.
00:08:40What happened?
00:08:41Who did this to you?
00:08:42It was those fucking rat rooms.
00:08:46What are you doing laying around?
00:08:48Go after them!
00:08:50What happened?
00:08:53It was Vic.
00:08:54He's a monster.
00:08:55Vic, my chief investor?
00:09:02Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:04Vic's men.
00:09:05I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:08Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:11There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:13Guess he'd know all about that.
00:09:14You want to go another round?
00:09:15I don't see why not.
00:09:19Boys!
00:09:20Hey, Jack.
00:09:22From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:24What?
00:09:26Are you firing me?
00:09:28Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31No, knucklehead.
00:09:32I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:35Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:38Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:42No, you can't do that.
00:09:43I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:44I won that fight.
00:09:45Just settle down over there.
00:09:47There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:51I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:09:55Plus, think about it.
00:09:56The rags to riches story.
00:09:58A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:02He's going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:04What about me?
00:10:05You're both going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:08And I'm going to need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:15I'll do it.
00:10:17So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:21Try it, punk.
00:10:23Boys, I got a paper to ask.
00:10:25I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:28Would either of you be interested?
00:10:30I won't let you down.
00:10:31That's perfect.
00:10:34You're both hired.
00:10:35Both of us.
00:10:38We are going to be one big happy family.
00:10:42She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:47You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:48What are you two doing?
00:10:50Paxton wants to waste your time teaching you mooch.
00:10:52She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:54Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:10:55And talk.
00:10:58Like functional adults.
00:11:02Okay.
00:11:03I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:07You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:08So, let me teach you the right way.
00:11:12Well reasoned.
00:11:13Jack?
00:11:13She wants to learn self-defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:16Hey!
00:11:17Don't.
00:11:19Okay.
00:11:20It doesn't really make sense, the style we're teaching her.
00:11:23You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:25Jack's right.
00:11:26Oh.
00:11:28So, go on.
00:11:29Teach me.
00:11:30You're my trainers, right?
00:11:32So, give me a demonstration.
00:11:42Alright.
00:11:43I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:44And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:47As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down.
00:11:50So.
00:11:55Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:04Alright, Angie.
00:12:05So, when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want
00:12:07to go,
00:12:08What is going on here?
00:12:09What is going on here?
00:12:13You know what?
00:12:16I don't want to know.
00:12:18I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:21Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:22Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:26Show him how to sign up.
00:12:28Right away, sir.
00:12:31You snooze, you lose, my boy.
00:12:33So, I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:39Maybe we could meet up today.
00:12:41At 7pm.
00:12:43At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:47Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:52That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:12:54Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:00Yo!
00:13:01Let's go!
00:13:04I'll be there.
00:13:06Don't be late.
00:13:08Look, man.
00:13:10I don't like you, and you don't like me.
00:13:12We've established that, okay?
00:13:13So, let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:13:15Why?
00:13:16What's the hurry?
00:13:16You got a date or something?
00:13:19With Angie?
00:13:21Get out of town.
00:13:22Sounds like you're jealous.
00:13:23Jealous?
00:13:24Dude, been there, done now.
00:13:26You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:13:28He used to date Angie?
00:13:30And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:13:34I will not.
00:13:36Whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:37That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:39All right, where do the rookies sign up?
00:13:43What?
00:13:45It's locked.
00:13:49Eventually, my date with Angie's at 7.
00:13:51I'm going to miss it.
00:13:52And bump.
00:14:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:07Hey, Luigi.
00:14:08Look at the fart blew in.
00:14:10Hey, man.
00:14:11I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:12You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:14You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:14:16You look like a little boy.
00:14:17Are you making fun of me?
00:14:19Duh.
00:14:20You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:22We improve his luck a little bit.
00:14:28Whoa, what the?
00:14:31That's it!
00:14:35Whoa, looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:14:38I don't need a tournament to freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces.
00:14:43How are you going to register without any money?
00:14:44Yo, your back pocket.
00:14:46Huh?
00:14:46Yeah.
00:14:49Oh, shit!
00:14:50I need to find that kid faster.
00:15:07I'm going to miss my date with Angie.
00:15:12Enzo.
00:15:13Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:15He'll understand, right?
00:15:16You're fired!
00:15:17And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:21That's a bad idea.
00:15:24Angie, maybe show him the money.
00:15:27What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:30I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:15:34Yo!
00:15:36You looking for me?
00:15:39Ugh.
00:15:43Ugh.
00:15:43Oh, Jesus, man.
00:15:49What the fuck?
00:15:50That's a strong reaction.
00:15:51But looking for you, what's wrong?
00:15:54I might have lost my money.
00:15:56Oh, you what?
00:15:58Dude, Enzo's going to kill you.
00:16:00It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:01I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking.
00:16:03Wow, what an Oliver Twist, right?
00:16:05All right, I'll take pity on you.
00:16:06How much you need?
00:16:07I don't need your money, man.
00:16:08I'm going to find the kid.
00:16:10I don't need a freaking handout from you.
00:16:11All right.
00:16:12Whatever you say, dog.
00:16:16Think, Jack.
00:16:16Think.
00:16:17A kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:22There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:16:24He really is just like me.
00:16:35Listen, my parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:16:39They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:41Oh.
00:16:43Nice job.
00:16:46Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:47Let's beat that job.
00:16:49Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:51Let's beat that job.
00:16:52Wait, we can't.
00:16:53He's just a kid.
00:16:54We can't beat him up.
00:16:55He's a thief.
00:16:57He's a woman.
00:17:00Just like I was.
00:17:02He's probably an orphan, too.
00:17:04Homeless.
00:17:07He needs the money more than I do.
00:17:08Did you say a homeless orphan?
00:17:16Let him keep it.
00:17:19Honestly, yeah.
00:17:21It reminds me of someone.
00:17:23I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:26Has Paxton changed?
00:17:34Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for me.
00:17:39I've got better shit to do now.
00:17:40Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:44Well, I'm about to dip.
00:17:48By the way, don't you have that date?
00:17:51Shit.
00:17:54I still need to register.
00:17:57No, no, no, no, no, wait.
00:17:58Please.
00:17:59I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:18:01Here.
00:18:02I know it's not enough money.
00:18:03Look, baby, save it.
00:18:04We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:18:06But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:18:08I was waiting outside.
00:18:09You can't close now.
00:18:10It's out of my hands.
00:18:11I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:17Shit.
00:18:18Not those guys again.
00:18:19Hey!
00:18:22Wait up.
00:18:24Look who it is.
00:18:26Shake-covered stick man.
00:18:29So what do you want?
00:18:30A challenge.
00:18:31If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:35What if you lose, huh?
00:18:37What could you even offer?
00:18:38Where did she come from?
00:18:39Yeah.
00:18:40Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:18:52Give me that shit.
00:18:53Get out of here.
00:18:53Finally.
00:19:00Now I can prove to the world I can beat Paxson Whitlock.
00:19:04Hello?
00:19:05Hello?
00:19:05Angie?
00:19:05Where are you, Jack?
00:19:05Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:09I'm coming.
00:19:10Stay right there.
00:19:11No.
00:19:12No.
00:19:13No.
00:19:14No.
00:19:15No.
00:19:16No.
00:19:17No.
00:19:18No.
00:19:19No.
00:19:20No.
00:19:21No.
00:19:22No.
00:19:22No.
00:19:23No.
00:19:24No.
00:19:24No.
00:19:25No.
00:19:26No.
00:19:27No.
00:19:28No.
00:19:29No.
00:19:30No.
00:19:31No.
00:19:32No.
00:19:34No.
00:19:35No.
00:19:36No.
00:19:37No.
00:19:38No.
00:19:39No.
00:19:40No.
00:19:41No.
00:19:42No.
00:19:43No.
00:19:44No.
00:19:45No.
00:19:46No.
00:19:47No.
00:19:48No.
00:19:48No.
00:19:49No.
00:19:50No.
00:19:51You look beautiful.
00:19:52No.
00:19:53I got caught up at the tournament signups, and ... you know ... bunch of crazy shit,
00:19:56but ... where the hell is Vic?
00:19:58It's alright now.
00:19:59It's alright now.
00:20:00It's alright now.
00:20:00It's not....
00:20:01Oh, hey, you got the voucher?
00:20:03Thanks.
00:20:04What is he doing here?
00:20:06I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:20:09Wait, you thought I meant, like, a romantic date?
00:20:14I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:20:16It's just that, with it being the investor's banquet,
00:20:18I just wanted some protection in case Vic tried something tonight.
00:20:21And so when you were late, I called Paxton.
00:20:23Look, no need to explain, Angie.
00:20:25It's all right.
00:20:26It's clear. Of the two of us, I'm just...
00:20:28I'm more reliable.
00:20:31It's fine, right? Everything is fine.
00:20:34Double the date is double the protection, right?
00:20:38And double the fun.
00:20:41So, what do you say?
00:20:44Yeah, fine. As you wish.
00:20:48Alright, get one.
00:20:53Here. Use the shed to change.
00:20:56I'll meet you and the ballroom after.
00:20:58Yes, ma'am.
00:21:01You are such a kiss-ass.
00:21:05I think she likes it.
00:21:06No.
00:21:07She likes me, man.
00:21:16Briefs?
00:21:17What? What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:18I like to keep the boys all supported.
00:21:21What do you wear, baggy boxers?
00:21:22What do you wear, baggy boxers?
00:21:31He does wear baggy boxers.
00:21:32You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:21:36Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:40Look, dude, if you want to be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just going to go ask Angie for her dance right now.
00:21:47Right now?
00:21:48She'd never dance with you.
00:21:49You think so?
00:21:51We used to dance a lot back in college.
00:21:54If you forgot.
00:21:55We used to love dancing.
00:21:58Real.
00:22:01Dirty.
00:22:03Dirty dancing.
00:22:04Dirty dancing.
00:22:06Hey!
00:22:07Give me back my pants!
00:22:08Hey!
00:22:09Give me back my...
00:22:12Pants.
00:22:15Pants.
00:22:20Shit!
00:22:21What should I do now?
00:22:34What are you wearing?
00:22:35I can explain.
00:22:36Wow!
00:22:37Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:38On clearance from the dumpster store?
00:22:39Or...
00:22:40Well, I think it's perfect.
00:22:41Thanks, Angie.
00:22:42I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:22:43Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:22:44Rags to riches.
00:22:45Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:22:46We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:22:49All right.
00:22:50We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:22:53All right.
00:22:54All right.
00:22:55All right.
00:22:56All right.
00:22:57All right.
00:22:58All right.
00:22:59All right.
00:23:00All right.
00:23:01All right.
00:23:02You guys stay put.
00:23:05I'll be right back with some, uh...
00:23:07Investors to schmoes.
00:23:08You look beautiful, baby.
00:23:09Oh, thanks, guys.
00:23:15Angie Bianchi.
00:23:17No.
00:23:18He's about to make a move.
00:23:19May I have this dance?
00:23:25Wow.
00:23:26Um...
00:23:27Angie, before you decide anything,
00:23:28just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:23:29Lies.
00:23:30Whoever he's saying.
00:23:31He's trying to get in your pants.
00:23:32You know?
00:23:33And I like...
00:23:34Hey.
00:23:35You were both my dates.
00:23:36Right?
00:23:38And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:24:01Jack, come on.
00:24:02Any investor I got into you?
00:24:03No.
00:24:04Wait, Enzo, what are you doing, man?
00:24:05Come on.
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:07Let's go.
00:24:08What was that?
00:24:09I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:10Really?
00:24:11That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:12What?
00:24:13Angie, I've cared for you.
00:24:14You know that.
00:24:15Hey.
00:24:16What's wrong?
00:24:17I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:24:18There was a full suit in the back I gave him.
00:24:19Where was his pants, huh?
00:24:20Angie, I miss him.
00:24:21I miss him.
00:24:22Okay, let's go.
00:24:23What was that?
00:24:24I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:25What?
00:24:26What was that?
00:24:27I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:28What?
00:24:29Really?
00:24:30That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:32What?
00:24:33Angie, I've cared for you.
00:24:34You know that.
00:24:35Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:37I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:24:39There was a full suit in the back I gave him.
00:24:42Where was his pants, huh?
00:24:43pants, huh?
00:24:46And she, I miss her.
00:24:58What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:24:59Mind if I take a tournament dance floor,
00:25:01or would you rather just skip to come home with me, huh?
00:25:03Let's go, boy.
00:25:05All right, Jack, this is Cynthia.
00:25:07She's the president of the Tournament Rules Committee.
00:25:10This is the man I've been telling you about,
00:25:12the Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:15Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:25:17All right, it's good to hear you.
00:25:19Smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:23I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches
00:25:27meant toilet paper.
00:25:29All right, now hold on.
00:25:30Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:31He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:34This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:39That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:42His kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:25:45The public life is for the rich.
00:25:52Hey!
00:25:53You think you could be our friend?
00:25:55You don't belong with us.
00:25:59Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:26:00He's a good kid.
00:26:04Hey, man.
00:26:05So piss off, man.
00:26:13Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:16I don't belong here.
00:26:19I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:26He's grabbed the fucking girl!
00:26:27Come on!
00:26:27Help!
00:26:28Help!
00:26:28Somebody help me!
00:26:29Help!
00:26:30Angie?
00:26:37Jackie, my boy!
00:26:38How you doing, kid?
00:26:40I hope you already ate since I...
00:26:43I ran out of dog food.
00:26:44What's so funny?
00:26:49Oh, Paxton.
00:26:50Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke.
00:26:53He says that little jambiger that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:26:58Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:27:00But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:01He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:27:06Paxton!
00:27:08Paxton!
00:27:09I never...
00:27:10If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:27:13I'm the best in the world.
00:27:14I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:17So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:27:25What do you want with Angie?
00:27:27Is it obvious?
00:27:28I'm gonna take it to City Hall and I'm a man.
00:27:34Look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep!
00:27:37You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:41I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:27:43What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:44Three?
00:27:45Yeah.
00:27:46Three more times, huh?
00:27:48This guy's funny.
00:27:50I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:27:51Get this motherfucker, now!
00:27:54Let's go.
00:27:59Alright.
00:28:00What's two more times?
00:28:04Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:06Cynthia could've been our windfall investor.
00:28:08Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:10Man.
00:28:11I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:28:15You should be thanking me.
00:28:17Aw, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:20Okay, okay.
00:28:21Wow!
00:28:22Enough, enough.
00:28:23Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?
00:28:25Angie, you alright in there?
00:28:26It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:27What a great performance.
00:28:28But let's get real.
00:28:29You're alone.
00:28:30And you ain't invincible!
00:28:31We'll screw it up there.
00:28:32Where's Angie?
00:28:33Where's Angie?
00:28:34She's in the trunk, man.
00:28:35I got this.
00:28:36Hey, shut up.
00:28:37I need you on my six.
00:28:38Hey, shut up.
00:28:39I need you on my six.
00:28:41What a great performance.
00:28:42But let's get real.
00:28:43You're alone.
00:28:44And you ain't invincible.
00:28:45What a great performance.
00:28:46But let's get real.
00:28:47You're alone.
00:28:48And you ain't invincible.
00:28:50Oh, sorry.
00:28:51Dad.
00:28:52Where's Angie?
00:28:53She's in the trunk, man.
00:28:54I got this.
00:28:55Hey, shut up.
00:28:56I need you on my six.
00:28:57Angie. She's in the trunk, man. I got this.
00:28:59Hey, shut up. I need you on my six.
00:29:12Angie!
00:29:14Hey, boys.
00:29:15You ready to give me a hand?
00:29:18I'll try.
00:29:21I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:24If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all night,
00:29:29we could have avoided this a little less.
00:29:31But yeah, thanks.
00:29:36I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:37Wake the fuck up!
00:29:47It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:29:50Until next time.
00:29:54Is this your beer?
00:30:09Look, she's right, you know.
00:30:11Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:30:15No, man.
00:30:16But what about a tournament to fight?
00:30:19All right, crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:22Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:26What do you say? Deal?
00:30:29Truce.
00:30:30I guess I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:30:34We'll get our fight.
00:30:36In time.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40I got money to spend.
00:30:41A little janitor that needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:30:45It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:50All right, you ready?
00:30:51Mm-hmm.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Is that too hard?
00:30:55No, I'm fine.
00:30:56What?
00:30:57I'm not some fragile princess.
00:30:59I got stamina.
00:31:02Wait.
00:31:03Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:06Oh, God.
00:31:08Am I flirting back?
00:31:09Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:31:14We're good.
00:31:15Where are you going?
00:31:16All right, I need to take a shower.
00:31:17All right.
00:31:20Bye.
00:31:21Bye.
00:31:21Bye.
00:31:24Well, that didn't work.
00:31:32What's going on?
00:31:42Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:31:45Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:47I hope it's him.
00:31:50Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:31:53And the unlucky Paxton is...
00:31:57What?
00:32:01What's wrong?
00:32:02I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:32:05Dude.
00:32:06You're fighting Andre Jagatty.
00:32:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:32:09Who's Andre?
00:32:11Pack it up, Andre.
00:32:13Looks like you're free man once again.
00:32:18Most people that get in the ring with Andre Jagatty don't come out alive.
00:32:23Come off of it, man.
00:32:24You're just trying to scare me.
00:32:26It's got to be myth.
00:32:28Right?
00:32:30Right?
00:32:31Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:32:40I go to the spa.
00:32:41I've never been to one of you.
00:32:46Dude, let me talk about it.
00:32:54You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:32:56Where does it say that?
00:32:57You're gonna get heat stroked, dude.
00:32:59You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:01Okay.
00:33:03Well, it's your funeral.
00:33:12Paxton.
00:33:13If that's you, man, close the door.
00:33:15You're letting out all the hot air.
00:33:17He's so annoying.
00:33:20And you are?
00:33:21Andre Jagatty is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:26Andre Jagatty is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:29No!
00:33:30No!
00:33:32Hey!
00:33:32I'm trapped in here!
00:33:33Angie!
00:33:34Paxton!
00:33:38Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:33:41Oh, thanks.
00:33:43You know, I think Jack's really enjoying himself.
00:33:46Who knows with that guy.
00:33:48Where is he, by the way?
00:33:49He's, uh...
00:33:51Help!
00:33:53He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:33:55Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:33:58What a weirdo, right?
00:34:00I hate to admit Paxton was right.
00:34:06Why can't they hear me?
00:34:08Are they flirting?
00:34:11Oh, I think...
00:34:12I'm gonna die.
00:34:19Angie.
00:34:20I tried to tell him.
00:34:22A lot of guys prefer to go nude.
00:34:23Let's just...
00:34:24Angie!
00:34:25What the hell happened?
00:34:32Hey!
00:34:33All right, man?
00:34:34Let's go.
00:34:38So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:34:41That's what he says.
00:34:42I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:34:45You know, I believe him.
00:34:46I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage...
00:34:50Accidents.
00:34:52In the ring and elsewhere.
00:34:54But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously.
00:34:57And I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:34:59It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:35:01They're still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:35:03Jack, let me handle this.
00:35:04All right, if Andre really is an assassin,
00:35:07we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:35:08I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:35:11Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:15Whatever, man.
00:35:18You said someone would need to see Jack as competition
00:35:20to want to kill him, right?
00:35:23What if it isn't...
00:35:25tournament...
00:35:27competition?
00:35:28Where you getting at?
00:35:30I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:35:38You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:36:08A big, dumb idiot.
00:36:12I've got to handle this myself.
00:36:14You know, it's my first fight in the tournament,
00:36:16and I've got a lot to prove.
00:36:18What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:24Angie's off-limits for the both of us
00:36:26until the tournament is over.
00:36:28I gotta take a shower.
00:36:30Stop!
00:36:32Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:37That sauna thing really scared me.
00:36:38What if I lost you?
00:36:40I don't need your help, Angie.
00:36:41No one can do everything themselves.
00:36:44Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:36:47The least you could do is talk to me.
00:36:49Hey, Jack!
00:36:50You ready to go?
00:36:59Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:37:02Can I ask you a question?
00:37:04What's with the whole third-person shtick?
00:37:06Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:07Andre Gigante.
00:37:09Thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma
00:37:12is uncalled for.
00:37:14Yeah, whatever.
00:37:19A gift.
00:37:23Laced lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:37:27One punch to the chest,
00:37:29and the unlucky son of a bitch
00:37:30is going to stop breathing.
00:37:31Permanently.
00:37:32Permanently.
00:37:39If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring,
00:37:55there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:37:57Permanently.
00:37:58Permanently.
00:37:59Permanently.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen, here in the road,
00:38:01we're streaming live from the boil hikes fighting pits.
00:38:07You've all heard the rumors.
00:38:09They do him no injustice.
00:38:11Introducing, in this corner,
00:38:14the reigning reaper of the ring,
00:38:16Andre Gigante!
00:38:19Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:20a slight change of plans.
00:38:22Turns out,
00:38:23Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:38:25No, no, what are you doing, dude?
00:38:27Stop!
00:38:28Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:38:30Oh, fuck!
00:38:34Oof!
00:38:35Caught you red-handed.
00:38:37Or should I say,
00:38:38heavy-handed.
00:38:53You all right?
00:38:55I don't care that he cheated,
00:38:56I just...
00:38:57I wanted to win.
00:39:00I needed to win, Angie.
00:39:02Jack,
00:39:04it's okay that you got help.
00:39:05I had help,
00:39:06knowing you were out there watching me.
00:39:11That sounded a lot less wimpy in my head.
00:39:13Uh, uh, yeah,
00:39:29I need to take a shower.
00:39:31I can help with him.
00:39:42Hey, Jack!
00:39:43You see the look on your face
00:39:44when I saved your ass?
00:39:46It's fucking priceless, man.
00:39:48Uh, I know Andre got disqualified,
00:39:50but, uh,
00:39:51there's still a participation trophy
00:39:53if you still wanna...
00:39:55Jack?
00:40:09All right, Angie.
00:40:10Show me what you got.
00:40:11Come on.
00:40:12Oh!
00:40:13That was great.
00:40:26Really, just...
00:40:27except for the shitty form
00:40:28and clumsy execution.
00:40:30Come on, I'll talk.
00:40:30That's uncalled for, man.
00:40:31You wanted to teach her street fighting,
00:40:33right?
00:40:34Yet you're...
00:40:34taking it easy with...
00:40:36with kid gloves.
00:40:37I wanted to lie.
00:40:38Why don't you try that on me?
00:40:39All right, let's go.
00:40:43Don't...
00:40:44Come on, man.
00:40:46Stop!
00:40:47Are you serious?
00:40:49No, you're okay.
00:40:50Hey, I'm okay.
00:40:51Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:40:53Because, uh,
00:40:55Vic won't use restraint.
00:40:56I'm not mistaken.
00:40:58I want to try again.
00:41:00No, it's all right.
00:41:00It's...
00:41:01relax.
00:41:02Boys, in my office.
00:41:13Call came in this morning.
00:41:14Your next match, Arizona.
00:41:17Wait, what are you saying?
00:41:18You two are gonna road trip together.
00:41:21Just the two of you.
00:41:22Let me get this straight.
00:41:23This dullard
00:41:24attacks me earlier.
00:41:26And now,
00:41:26I gotta be locked in a car with him
00:41:28for six hours?
00:41:30How can this day get any better?
00:41:34Your cheap-ass booked a room
00:41:35with only one bed?
00:41:38Ugh, this is comfy.
00:41:44Hey.
00:41:45I was using them.
00:41:47Yeah, well,
00:41:47someone likes to wear
00:41:48their Smurf thong in your bed,
00:41:49so I gotta build a pillow border.
00:41:51They're called fashion briefs.
00:41:53You classless dullard.
00:41:55Stop calling me a duck.
00:41:57What?
00:41:59Just go to bed, man.
00:42:07Okay, look.
00:42:08Clearly, you're angry at me,
00:42:10or you wouldn't have heard Angie like that.
00:42:11So why don't you just tell me
00:42:12what's going on,
00:42:13because we've been traveling all day,
00:42:14I got a match in the morning,
00:42:15and I want to get some sleep.
00:42:17I saw you and Angie
00:42:18in the shower together
00:42:19after your last match.
00:42:20Wait, what?
00:42:21That's why you're mad?
00:42:23We made a pact, man.
00:42:24No one dates Angie
00:42:25until the tournament's over.
00:42:26You hurt Angie
00:42:27to get back at me.
00:42:32You ungrateful snake.
00:42:33You only slept with her
00:42:34because you couldn't handle
00:42:35receiving your fucking ass.
00:42:36I've loved Angie
00:42:47since we were kids.
00:42:48You wouldn't know
00:42:48anything about that.
00:42:52Oh, God.
00:42:55I wouldn't know what love is.
00:42:57Your parents didn't even love you
00:42:58enough to stick around.
00:42:59I'm going to kill you.
00:43:05I hate you.
00:43:07Police, open up.
00:43:11Police, open up.
00:43:15Hey, officer.
00:43:17You two all right in there?
00:43:19Yeah, we're both great.
00:43:21We're doing good.
00:43:21Oh, it's just that
00:43:23I got a call for some sort
00:43:24of domestic situation.
00:43:27Yeah, we're both straight guys
00:43:29so nothing's going on here.
00:43:32He did this to me
00:43:33because I refused
00:43:34to be a little spoon officer.
00:43:35What?
00:43:36What?
00:43:36I just said I needed
00:43:38to shower and brush my teeth.
00:43:39No, that's not...
00:43:41True.
00:43:42This bed.
00:43:52It's so uncomfortable.
00:43:54Man, I can't believe
00:43:55I had to stay here all night.
00:43:59Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:44:02Your mind goblins aren't real.
00:44:04God damn.
00:44:06Some of us have places
00:44:07to be in the morning.
00:44:08Shut up.
00:44:09You're not scared.
00:44:12You're not scared.
00:44:15Finally...
00:44:18Some peace and quiet.
00:44:21Rise and shine, Jack!
00:44:23You're free to go!
00:44:28Sleep would have been nice.
00:44:31Ooh!
00:44:35Doctor, look, start for young hopeful.
00:44:36Jack Hurts!
00:44:40Keep your head up, Jack.
00:44:42Sorry, Angie.
00:44:52Looks like your new boyfriend's
00:44:53a real loser after all.
00:45:06Angie.
00:45:07What the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:09What's wrong with me?
00:45:10I told you I cared for you
00:45:12and you go,
00:45:12fuck that idiot.
00:45:14That had nothing
00:45:14to do with you.
00:45:16Oh, really?
00:45:19Then how do you explain
00:45:20falling for some random janitor?
00:45:23Jack is not just
00:45:24some random janitor.
00:45:25I've known him my whole life.
00:45:27We both have.
00:45:29Of course, you're just so self-centered.
00:45:32You totally forgot him.
00:45:33I just left the guy
00:45:34a few weeks ago.
00:45:35Jack grew up
00:45:35as a homeless orphan, Paxton.
00:45:43He only wants to beat you
00:45:44because he respects you so much
00:45:46and you don't even see him.
00:45:51He just wants to be seen.
00:45:52This is amazing, folks.
00:46:01I've never seen anything like it.
00:46:03I don't know if I saw
00:46:03old then get him.
00:46:05He's promised
00:46:05a supernatural force.
00:46:07Lord, my shoe force of will.
00:46:09But no matter how many times
00:46:10this rookie gets knocked down,
00:46:11he just can get back up.
00:46:13It's like the universe
00:46:14just isn't allowing him
00:46:15to stay down.
00:46:16You can do it, Jack.
00:46:31You can outlast him.
00:46:32I can't believe it.
00:46:50Jack hurts with
00:46:51without letting
00:46:52a single blow.
00:46:54I...
00:47:02Jack just...
00:47:03Jack just what?
00:47:05Sounds like you finally see us.
00:47:07Now, can we get back
00:47:08to the real reason
00:47:09I called?
00:47:10Yeah, yeah.
00:47:10What's the real reason
00:47:11you called?
00:47:12Oh, there's nothing.
00:47:13Just Vic broke in here
00:47:15and attacked me
00:47:16in my home.
00:47:19What?
00:47:20He what?
00:47:20Yeah, attacked me
00:47:21in my home.
00:47:23It's okay, though.
00:47:23I took care of it.
00:47:24Turns out all that
00:47:25self-defense training
00:47:25really paid off.
00:47:27Wait, what do you mean?
00:47:29Oh, I got him gagged
00:47:30and hog-tied
00:47:31on my living room floor.
00:47:32Can't believe this asshole
00:47:33was stupid enough
00:47:34to come alone.
00:47:39What do you have to
00:47:41see for yourself, Buster?
00:47:43Who say
00:47:44that I came alone, huh?
00:47:48I don't know.
00:47:49I can't.
00:47:54Andre Gigante
00:47:55takes no pleasure
00:47:56in harming
00:47:57the pretty lady.
00:47:58Hello?
00:48:03Angie?
00:48:04Angie!
00:48:07Angie, where are you?
00:48:09I'll check upstairs.
00:48:15Paxton!
00:48:17Paxton!
00:48:18What?
00:48:18What happened?
00:48:19I know.
00:48:19What does it say?
00:48:22If you want Angie alive,
00:48:23come to the abandoned
00:48:24warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:25Just you two.
00:48:26Alone.
00:48:26Hey, Jack, wait up.
00:48:30Don't follow me.
00:48:31Dude, you're walking
00:48:32into a trap.
00:48:32I don't care.
00:48:33Angie's in trouble
00:48:34and it's my job
00:48:34to protect her.
00:48:35It's both our jobs.
00:48:36Yo.
00:48:44Well, if it ain't
00:48:44the soft brain made
00:48:45and his big bossy bottom.
00:48:48Where's Angie?
00:48:49She's safe.
00:48:50We're gonna have ourselves
00:48:51a bit of a competition,
00:48:52shall we?
00:48:53You'll be all of us.
00:48:54All three of yous?
00:48:55We can go on
00:48:56your merry way.
00:48:57Enlighten me.
00:48:59What if we lose?
00:49:00Let's just say,
00:49:02what happens in Fight Club
00:49:05dies in Fight Club.
00:49:07Get him.
00:49:12You remember me?
00:49:14Nope.
00:49:14I'll handle this.
00:49:17Why do yous have to be
00:49:17so difficult?
00:49:18There.
00:49:19Two for each of you.
00:49:22Don't really have a choice
00:49:23in this, do I?
00:49:23I don't care.
00:49:24Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:49:25What's going on out there?
00:49:35Hey, no talking.
00:49:40I know we're not exactly
00:49:41on the best terms right now,
00:49:42but if we have any chance
00:49:43of beating these guys,
00:49:43we'll have to stick together.
00:49:45Fine.
00:49:46But I'm still not that way yet.
00:49:47These guys are unstoppable.
00:50:07Believe it, creep.
00:50:13Wow.
00:50:14What a team.
00:50:15Now that fight?
00:50:17You're a beauty.
00:50:18Oh.
00:50:21It's too bad.
00:50:23You know why I won?
00:50:24Because it's going to be your last.
00:50:25Might as well save us the effort.
00:50:27Hand Angie over now.
00:50:28You pissed off the two
00:50:29best fighters in the world.
00:50:34Dude, I had cake for lunch.
00:50:36Dude, take off your shirt.
00:50:37Fine.
00:50:39Together,
00:50:40we can't lose.
00:50:45It's a bit insulting
00:50:52that these idiots
00:50:53think I'm such a non-threat
00:50:54that they didn't even tie my hands.
00:50:57That does give me an idea.
00:50:59What are you into, huh?
00:51:02Big man like you.
00:51:04Strong hands,
00:51:06thick fingers.
00:51:08Bet you know just
00:51:09how to get a girl away.
00:51:10I didn't say you could speak.
00:51:11Oh, come on.
00:51:13Don't be a prude.
00:51:15What do you like to do in bed?
00:51:17Come on.
00:51:18You can tell Mommy.
00:51:19Why do you want to know?
00:51:20Why don't you come over here
00:51:21and put me in my place?
00:51:22You know what I think?
00:51:24I think you're not man enough.
00:51:28Say that again.
00:51:29Let's do this, bitch.
00:51:41Arizona strategy,
00:51:42agreed?
00:51:42Let's wear them down.
00:51:44Let's get it.
00:51:44Let's do this, bitch.
00:51:45Let me go!
00:51:46This is for some new heels.
00:52:10Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:52:12Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:52:18Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:52:20Why don't we make them come to us?
00:52:23Hey, shitballs!
00:52:24I escaped!
00:52:36All right, all right.
00:52:40They're not so bad either.
00:52:41Come on.
00:52:50I'm sober.
00:52:51Man, I don't get it.
00:52:53Does she like me or does she like you?
00:52:55Let's figure it out later, man.
00:52:56We can both use some sleep.
00:52:58Man, you have no idea.
00:52:59Tell me about it.
00:53:03Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:53:05Hey, ma.
00:53:05Call the tournament rules committee.
00:53:12Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:53:16You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:53:30It's crazy.
00:53:32I still haven't forgiven you for Arizona, you know.
00:53:35We're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:53:37Looking forward to it.
00:53:39Boys!
00:53:40In my office.
00:53:41Now!
00:53:47I'm ruined.
00:53:49Everything I've worked for.
00:53:51No one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:53:53What are you talking about, Enzo?
00:53:55Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:53:57And the committee saw it.
00:53:58They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:54:02What?
00:54:03Wait, what are you talking about?
00:54:04The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:54:08They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:54:12I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:54:15Who knew?
00:54:16So that's it.
00:54:17We're disqualified then.
00:54:19Oh, no.
00:54:20Just one of you.
00:54:21The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:54:24And they said I got to choose.
00:54:26Choose?
00:54:27Wait, wait.
00:54:28You're picking me, right?
00:54:29I ain't decided that yet.
00:54:31Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:54:33I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:54:36Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:54:38Oh, my God.
00:54:39Get over yourself, man.
00:54:40Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:54:41But, Jack, come on.
00:54:42If anyone deserves this, it's...
00:54:44Play me for it, then.
00:54:45Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:54:46Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:54:47Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:54:49Oh, that's perfect.
00:54:50A fight.
00:54:51The rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:54:55Why not give them a show, huh?
00:54:57We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:55:00I'm going to start arranging the details.
00:55:02You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:55:06You can't be serious right now.
00:55:08Serious is a heart attack.
00:55:10If you two don't fight, I'm going to lose everything I built here.
00:55:13So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner, glad to have you.
00:55:17But for the loser, sorry.
00:55:19You got to leave this gym for good.
00:55:21It's the only way, Paxton.
00:55:27This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:55:29To ruin my life?
00:55:30You know what?
00:55:31Why wait for the fight?
00:55:32Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:55:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is it?
00:55:36Stop!
00:55:37Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:55:40Which one of us do you want?
00:55:42Where is this coming from?
00:55:43You know what?
00:55:43I want to know too.
00:55:45Okay, you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:55:48Is this for real?
00:55:49Are we for real?
00:55:51If you have to ask, you are still a big, dumb idiot.
00:55:55And you are too.
00:55:57This drama isn't about me and it never was.
00:56:00The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:56:04Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:56:07Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:56:25In one corner, a golden boy champ with a God-given mandate of heaven.
00:56:32Inches away from the title, he was born to claim versus trash-born rookie underdog.
00:56:39Whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:56:43This is one for the history books.
00:56:46Man, you're going to want to watch this.
00:56:48You are going to watch this live.
00:56:54You know, there was this homeless orphan kid I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.
00:57:01He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:57:03For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:57:06He wasn't afraid of me.
00:57:08He had nothing to lose.
00:57:10I don't remember it, huh?
00:57:16Look, man.
00:57:17Let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:57:20We'll exchange some blows.
00:57:22Spit out some blood.
00:57:24Make things real dramatic.
00:57:26And in the second half, you throw the match.
00:57:29What?
00:57:31I need you to throw it, man.
00:57:33I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:57:35I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years, you'd be for nothing.
00:57:38If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
00:57:40Come on, help me out here.
00:57:41No, no.
00:57:41I'm not going to do that.
00:57:42I'm not throwing the fight.
00:57:44Dude, you don't even want this.
00:57:46You haven't worked half this hard for a-
00:57:47Yet, I'm better.
00:57:48I'm better.
00:57:49And I'm going to prove today that I'm better, too.
00:57:51You want to beat me in a fight?
00:57:53Fine.
00:57:54We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
00:57:57But today is do or die.
00:57:58There are people watching out there, man.
00:58:00Today means something.
00:58:01You don't understand, man.
00:58:03That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:58:04To prove that I can.
00:58:07Wow.
00:58:08After everything we've been through, you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:58:11Why?
00:58:15Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
00:58:18You just always made me feel like I deserve to be alone.
00:58:23And now I'm going to make sure you know how it feels.
00:58:26I'm going to beat you.
00:58:28Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:58:30That fight's about to start.
00:58:38Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:58:41I'm going to fucking kill him!
00:58:59I want a clean fight.
00:59:00Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:02He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:59:03Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:05Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:06All right, all right.
00:59:08And...
00:59:09Fight!
00:59:19Wow.
00:59:20That's a lot of yours.
00:59:22I thought you weren't going to come.
00:59:23Couldn't bring myself to miss it.
00:59:27Oh, no, no!
00:59:28You better give up now.
00:59:38It's only going to get worse from here.
00:59:42Why don't you get up?
00:59:46Hey!
00:59:47I told you two I want a clean fight.
00:59:49I'm watching you two.
00:59:56I'm okay.
00:59:57I'm okay.
00:59:58I'm okay.
00:59:59I'm okay.
01:00:03He's never going to give up, is he?
01:00:05He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:08He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:00:11He just wants to be seen.
01:00:12Do I need to win that badly?
01:00:20Here, take this whistle.
01:00:21I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:00:23What are you doing?
01:00:23Leaving?
01:00:24Some asshole's posting an illegal gambling site in a chat, and I think I know who.
01:00:29So?
01:00:30So I'm going to call Paxton's old man.
01:00:32I'm going to find out who's taking my money!
01:00:34Paxton, stay here and announce the fight.
01:00:39Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:00:43Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment, but anything could change as the fight has only just begun.
01:00:50These fucking guys, huh?
01:00:52I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:00:56It don't matter, Mom, okay?
01:00:57All the money comes to the family.
01:00:59And you know what they say?
01:01:00The house always wins.
01:01:02I should have known you two chuckle fucks were related.
01:01:07Enzo!
01:01:08Enzo?
01:01:09What are you doing in our house?
01:01:11I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:15If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:01:17No!
01:01:18No!
01:01:19No!
01:01:19No!
01:01:19No!
01:01:20No!
01:01:20No!
01:01:20No!
01:01:20No!
01:01:20No!
01:01:21No!
01:01:21No!
01:01:21No!
01:01:21No!
01:01:21No!
01:01:22No!
01:01:22No!
01:01:23No!
01:01:23No!
01:01:24No!
01:01:25No!
01:01:25No!
01:01:26No!
01:01:26No!
01:01:27No!
01:01:28No!
01:01:29No!
01:01:30No!
01:01:31No!
01:01:32No!
01:01:33Why isn't he blocking?
01:01:34It's like he's given up.
01:01:41Something just happened.
01:01:42Paxton is down.
01:01:43He seems injured.
01:01:44What the hell, Paxton?
01:01:56Why didn't you block me?
01:01:58Dude, I'm throwing, stupid.
01:02:00You need this more than I do.
01:02:01Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:03You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:05Dude, this is for real, man.
01:02:06I just don't want it anymore.
01:02:07Alright?
01:02:08It's cool.
01:02:09Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:02:16Ow!
01:02:17Ow!
01:02:18Ow!
01:02:19Ow!
01:02:20My ankle!
01:02:21Ow!
01:02:22What are you doing?
01:02:23Get up!
01:02:24I can beat your ass some other day.
01:02:26I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you even at losing.
01:02:27What?
01:02:28Oh god!
01:02:29Oh god!
01:02:30I'm done.
01:02:31I lost.
01:02:32Ow!
01:02:33My stomach!
01:02:34No! Jack's the winner!
01:02:36No! I lost!
01:02:38You win!
01:02:40Taxi won!
01:02:42I'm definitely the loser!
01:02:46It's a draw!
01:02:59That was amazing!
01:03:01What the hell was that?
01:03:03I don't even know.
01:03:05I guess we...
01:03:07Who cares?
01:03:09Good news!
01:03:11The gym is rich again!
01:03:15Vic's clients, they agreed to invest.
01:03:17You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:03:21Dad, don't do that!
01:03:23Just send them to jail!
01:03:25Well, honey...
01:03:26It's money!
01:03:29Okay, while you guys figure that out...
01:03:31I mean, what about us?
01:03:33You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:03:35Not as individual fighters.
01:03:37But you made us so much money!
01:03:39I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:03:43A team?
01:03:45Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:03:49What's seven more continents, right?
01:03:51So long as this Oak agrees.
01:03:53What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:03:55Great form, Becca!
01:04:07Thanks, Angie.
01:04:08I had a great teacher.
01:04:09Alright, that is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:04:15I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high heel can be when used as a weapon.
01:04:24Hey, future wife.
01:04:26Hey.
01:04:29How's class going?
01:04:30Really great.
01:04:32Cool.
01:04:33Speaking of, it looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:04:37Let him have his fun.
01:04:41Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:04:43The world championship fighters tonight!
01:04:45Come on, let's go!
01:04:59Dude!
01:05:00Can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:02Come on!
01:05:03Still gotta win, man.
01:05:04Dude!
01:05:05Has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:06Come on.
01:05:07Speaking of doubts.
01:05:08How are you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:09Come on, let me straight.
01:05:10Nah, I don't know, man.
01:05:11I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys, so...
01:05:12They protect the little guys!
01:05:13I get it.
01:05:14I get it.
01:05:15I get it.
01:05:16I get it.
01:05:17Man, I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:05:19Me too.
01:05:20Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:05:21Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals!
01:05:40You ready?
01:05:41I was born ready.
01:05:42Let's go!
01:05:43Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them, give it up for your Jack Janitor and Golden
01:05:53Boy!
01:05:54Jack Hurts and Baxton Whitlock!
01:05:57Woo!
01:05:58Woo!
01:05:59Woo!
01:06:00Woo!
01:06:01Woo!
Recommended
1:06:21
|
Up next
1:06:47
1:06:49
1:06:47
2:43:12
50:09
1:36:07
2:16:53
1:21:38
1:37:59
50:10
1:20:06
1:25:51
1:26:53
1:29:31
1:12:53
52:49
1:33:00
1:11:34