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00:00:01Drink trash, trash boy. You think you can hang with us?
00:00:05You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school.
00:00:08You're nothing.
00:00:09Don't pay for it, Paxton!
00:00:10What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong, rich, handsome.
00:00:14I'm like Batman, except better.
00:00:17My parents are still alive.
00:00:23Stop, Paxton! Stop or I'll tell!
00:00:25Look, orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him.
00:00:36I don't need your help, Angie.
00:00:38I could have handled this by myself.
00:00:40You're an idiot, Jack. A big, dumb idiot.
00:00:46One day I'll be stronger than you!
00:00:48One day you're gonna be sorry for this, Paxton Whitlock!
00:00:55That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock!
00:01:01On tonight's win, clinching the Asian Continental title
00:01:04from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov.
00:01:07Source to say, Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym
00:01:11so that he can pursue the North American title.
00:01:18Hey, Jack. Sun's up. Toilets ain't gonna clean themselves.
00:01:22Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:01:25Anything you'd like to say to-
00:01:26For any of you losers thinking of settling scores,
00:01:29now's your chance.
00:01:32Good. Fucking. Luck.
00:01:39Someday soon, golden boy.
00:01:41This poor orphan is gonna take you down.
00:01:44Hey, kid. How you doing?
00:01:58Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present.
00:02:01Really?
00:02:02Yeah, come on.
00:02:04You remember my birthday?
00:02:05Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:08Open up, boys.
00:02:10There you go, kid. Happy birthday.
00:02:19You know.
00:02:20I'm gonna make you get that fucking boy, you know that, Vic?
00:02:22No, you won't.
00:02:24I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.
00:02:27You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:29Hmm?
00:02:30Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:32Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid.
00:02:37I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:40Will you give it up?
00:02:41She's not gonna go for scum like you.
00:02:46What the hell, Vic?
00:02:50What the hell, Vic?
00:02:52Hey, hey, hey.
00:02:53You know, we was just having some fun.
00:02:54Isn't that right?
00:02:55Hey, hey, oh wow.
00:02:56I mean, are you ready for a date or what?
00:02:58Come on, Vic.
00:02:59Not going anywhere with you.
00:03:00Apologize to Jack right now.
00:03:01This is not life, he's the help.
00:03:04I swear to God.
00:03:05Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:10so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.
00:03:13That's funny, that's funny.
00:03:15Excuse me.
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:24I'm sorry!
00:03:31What a jerk.
00:03:32Did he hurt you?
00:03:33What the hell, Angie?
00:03:34How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:37I can fight my own freakin' battles!
00:03:39After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot.
00:03:42Angie...
00:03:46Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:48You don't have any real friends.
00:03:50They think you're all weak.
00:03:51They think you're all weak.
00:03:52We can hinge.
00:03:53Fighting for Nam.
00:03:54Paxton Whitlock.
00:03:55On tonight's win.
00:03:56Clutching.
00:03:57I'm gonna show them all.
00:04:01I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:04:03Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:05You really shouldn't do that in the dark.
00:04:09And...
00:04:10Told you.
00:04:16Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:19Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:20I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:26Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.
00:04:28He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:31Good to meet you, though.
00:04:33You...
00:04:34You need a new mop?
00:04:35You don't know who I am?
00:04:36Who?
00:04:37Am I supposed to?
00:04:38You're a janitor.
00:04:39I can't believe it.
00:04:40I mean, he bullied me for years.
00:04:41He forgot me.
00:04:42Good luck.
00:04:43I should interview more often.
00:04:44Camera.
00:04:45He makes my job up.
00:04:46He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:47He's still obsessed with himself.
00:04:48Oh my god!
00:04:49Paxton!
00:04:50Angie!
00:04:51How are you doing?
00:04:52How come he remembers Angie?
00:04:53How have you been?
00:04:54I haven't seen you since college.
00:04:55Broke some records.
00:04:56Broke some hearts.
00:04:57You know how it is.
00:04:58God, you look amazing.
00:05:01By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:02Hi, Jim bunnies and Jim rats.
00:05:03Listen up.
00:05:04Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:09Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:13As a welcome, we're going to have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:33Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:36I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fighting.
00:05:40This could be my opportunity to show with Paxson once and for all.
00:05:46Let's get it on.
00:05:47Come on.
00:06:07You're next.
00:06:08He's challenging me?
00:06:10Does he remember who I am?
00:06:12Looks like you're up, Todd.
00:06:15Paxson!
00:06:15Hey!
00:06:17Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:18I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:21Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.
00:06:23The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:26What?
00:06:27What's so funny?
00:06:32You're a twig, man.
00:06:34I'd destroy you.
00:06:35Why don't you make yourself useful and wash my gym shorts?
00:06:38See?
00:06:38I left them in the locker room on the floor because I know what you like to eat.
00:06:42All right, all right.
00:06:46Come on.
00:06:47Jack, cut it out.
00:06:48Paxson is a mega successful world-class fighter and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:54You apologize right now or you're fired, boy.
00:06:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:58Did you see Jack?
00:07:00Jack, so you finally remembered who I am.
00:07:04Eh.
00:07:05Doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:08You're dead!
00:07:09Oh, yeah.
00:07:09And, uh, how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:18You want me?
00:07:30Come and get me.
00:07:31Careful there.
00:07:40You might tire yourself out.
00:07:41Shut up.
00:07:45I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:48Oh, you asked for it, urinal cake.
00:07:59Dick.
00:07:59You're going to regret turning me down, Ange.
00:08:07Dick Michelson always gets what he wants.
00:08:12What do you say, Ange?
00:08:15You're going to make an honest man?
00:08:19What do you do?
00:08:20Go out there!
00:08:21I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:30I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk.
00:08:33Help!
00:08:34I mean a text!
00:08:35Ange?
00:08:40My dear, sweet, beautiful Ange.
00:08:43What happened?
00:08:44Who did this to you?
00:08:45Who's this fucking rat, Rose?
00:08:49What are you doing laying around?
00:08:51Go after them!
00:08:53What happened?
00:08:56It was Vic.
00:08:57He's a monster.
00:08:59Vic?
00:09:00My chief investor?
00:09:01Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:07Vic's men.
00:09:08I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:11Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:14There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:16Guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:17You want to go another round?
00:09:18I don't see why not.
00:09:22Boys!
00:09:22Hey, Jack.
00:09:24From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:28What?
00:09:29Are you firing me?
00:09:32Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:34What?
00:09:34No, knucklehead.
00:09:36I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:38Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:41Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:45No, you can't do that.
00:09:46I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:48I won that fight.
00:09:49Just settle down over there.
00:09:50There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:55I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:09:58Plus, think about it.
00:09:59The rags to riches story.
00:10:01A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:05He's going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:07What about me?
00:10:09You're both going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:11And I'm going to need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:19I'll do it.
00:10:20So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:24Try it, punk.
00:10:26Boys, I got a favor to ask.
00:10:29I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:31Would either of you be interested?
00:10:33I won't let you down.
00:10:36That's perfect.
00:10:37You're both hired.
00:10:39Both of us.
00:10:40Oh, we are going to be one big happy family.
00:10:49She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:51You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:52What are you two doing?
00:10:54Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me.
00:10:56She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:57Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:11:00And talk.
00:11:01Like functional adults.
00:11:02Okay.
00:11:06I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:11You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:12So, let me teach you the right way.
00:11:15Well-reasoned, Jack.
00:11:17She wants to learn self-defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:20Hey!
00:11:20Don't.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:24It doesn't really make sense, the style we're teaching her.
00:11:27You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:29Jack's right.
00:11:30Oh.
00:11:32So, go on.
00:11:33Teach me.
00:11:34You're my trainers, right?
00:11:35So, give me a demonstration.
00:11:46Alright.
00:11:46I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:48And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:50As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down.
00:11:54So.
00:11:59Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:07Alright, Angie.
00:12:08So, when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to go,
00:12:11What is going on here?
00:12:15What is going on here?
00:12:17We were just, you know what?
00:12:20I don't want to know.
00:12:22I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:25Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:26Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:30Show him how to sign up.
00:12:32Right away, sir.
00:12:35You snooze, you lose, my boy.
00:12:37So, I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:43Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:45At 7pm.
00:12:47At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:49Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training, though.
00:12:54That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:12:58Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:03Let's go!
00:13:04Let's go!
00:13:07I'll be there.
00:13:10Don't be late.
00:13:10Look, man.
00:13:14I don't like you, and you don't like me.
00:13:16We've established that, okay?
00:13:17So, let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:13:19Why?
00:13:20What's the hurry?
00:13:21You got a date or something?
00:13:23With Angie?
00:13:25Get out of town.
00:13:26Sounds like you're jealous.
00:13:27Jealous?
00:13:28Dude, been there, done that.
00:13:30You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:13:33He used to date Angie?
00:13:34And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:13:38I will not.
00:13:40Whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:42That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:43All right, where do the rookies sign up?
00:13:48What?
00:13:49It's locked.
00:13:53Eventually?
00:13:54My date with Angie's at 7.
00:13:56I'm gonna miss it.
00:13:57And...
00:13:58Bump.
00:14:07Well, well, well.
00:14:12Hey, Luigi.
00:14:13Look at the fart blew it.
00:14:15Hey, man.
00:14:15I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:17You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:19You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:14:21You look like a little boy.
00:14:22You making fun of me?
00:14:23Duh.
00:14:25You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:27We, uh...
00:14:28improve his luck a little bit.
00:14:33Oh, what the...
00:14:34That's it!
00:14:39Whoa!
00:14:40Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:14:43I don't need a tournament
00:14:44to freaking rip those stupid mustaches
00:14:46off your fucking faces.
00:14:47How you gonna register without any money?
00:14:49Yo, your back pocket.
00:14:50Huh?
00:14:51Yeah.
00:14:54Oh, shit!
00:15:01Wait!
00:15:02Wait!
00:15:04I need to find that kid faster
00:15:12or I'm gonna miss my date with Angie.
00:15:16Enzo.
00:15:18Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:20He'll understand, right?
00:15:21You're fired!
00:15:22And you can forget about
00:15:24taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:26That's a bad idea.
00:15:29Angie.
00:15:29Maybe you saw the money.
00:15:31What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:35I deserve someone hotter,
00:15:37richer,
00:15:38and better
00:15:38than you.
00:15:39than you.
00:15:39Yo!
00:15:41You looking for me?
00:15:44Ugh!
00:15:48Ugh!
00:15:49Ugh!
00:15:50Ugh!
00:15:51Ugh!
00:15:52Ugh!
00:15:52Oh!
00:15:53Jesus, man!
00:15:54What the fuck?
00:15:55That's a strong reaction.
00:15:56I've been looking for you.
00:15:58What's wrong?
00:15:59I might have lost my money.
00:16:00Oh, you what?
00:16:03Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you.
00:16:05It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:06I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking.
00:16:08Wow, what an all-over twist, right?
00:16:10All right.
00:16:11I'll take pity on you.
00:16:12How much you need?
00:16:12I don't need your money, man.
00:16:14I'm gonna find the kid.
00:16:15I don't need a freaking handout from you.
00:16:17All right.
00:16:18Whatever you say, dog.
00:16:21Think, Jack.
00:16:22Think.
00:16:22A kid
00:16:23kind of reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:27There was this place
00:16:29I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:16:38He really is just like me.
00:16:40Listen.
00:16:41My parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:16:44They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:46Oh.
00:16:48Nice job.
00:16:51Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:52Let's beat that job.
00:16:55Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:56Let's beat that job.
00:16:57Wait.
00:16:58We can't.
00:16:59He's just a kid.
00:16:59We can't beat him up.
00:17:00He's a thief.
00:17:03He's a woman.
00:17:05Just like I was.
00:17:08He's probably an orphan, too.
00:17:10Homeless.
00:17:13He needs the money more than I do.
00:17:15Wait, did you hear you said
00:17:16a homeless orphan?
00:17:18Let him keep it.
00:17:25Honestly, yeah.
00:17:26He reminds me of someone.
00:17:29I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:32Has Paxton changed?
00:17:35Besides, man, beating up homeless kids
00:17:42was so 10 years ago for me.
00:17:44Got better shit to do now.
00:17:45Much better shit to do
00:17:46than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:49All right.
00:17:50Well, I'm about to do it.
00:17:51By the way,
00:17:55don't you have that date?
00:17:59Shit.
00:18:00I still need to register.
00:18:03No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:03Wait, please.
00:18:05I need to secure my spot on the tournament.
00:18:07Here.
00:18:08I know it's not enough money.
00:18:09Look, baby, save it.
00:18:10We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:18:12But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:18:14I was waiting outside.
00:18:15You can't close now.
00:18:15It's out of my hands.
00:18:17I sought the last two vouchers
00:18:18to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:19Oh, shit.
00:18:24Not those guys again.
00:18:26Hey!
00:18:28Wait up.
00:18:30Look who it is.
00:18:32Shake-covered stick man.
00:18:35So what do you want?
00:18:36A challenge.
00:18:37If you both lose,
00:18:38I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:41What if you lose, huh?
00:18:43What could you even offer?
00:18:45Why don't you come find me?
00:18:49Now grab your friend and get out of here
00:18:57before I change my mind.
00:18:58Give me that shit.
00:18:59Get out of here.
00:19:06Finally.
00:19:07Now I can prove to the world
00:19:09I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:19:10Hello?
00:19:16Angie?
00:19:17Where are you, Jack?
00:19:18Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:24I'm coming.
00:19:25Stay right there.
00:19:26Come on.
00:19:35Angie!
00:19:38There you are.
00:19:39I'm sorry.
00:19:41You left me waiting.
00:19:43You look beautiful.
00:19:45I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups
00:19:48and, you know,
00:19:49a bunch of crazy shit,
00:19:50but
00:19:50where the hell is Vic?
00:19:53It's all right now.
00:19:54Did he touch you?
00:19:55He got scared off.
00:19:56Did he hurt you?
00:19:57It's fine.
00:19:59He got scared off.
00:20:00Bye.
00:20:01Sure?
00:20:02You want me to wear this?
00:20:03I mean, red is so not my color.
00:20:05Oh, hey.
00:20:08You got the voucher?
00:20:10Thanks.
00:20:10What is he doing here?
00:20:14I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:20:16Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?
00:20:19Ha!
00:20:22I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:20:23It's just that,
00:20:24with it being the investors' banquet,
00:20:26I just wanted some protection
00:20:26in case Vic tried something tonight.
00:20:28And so when you were late,
00:20:29I called Paxton and...
00:20:31Look, no need to explain, Angie.
00:20:33It's all right.
00:20:33It's clear.
00:20:34Of the two of us,
00:20:35I'm just...
00:20:36I'm more reliable.
00:20:36It's fine, right?
00:20:40Everything is fine.
00:20:42Double the date,
00:20:43it's double the protection, right?
00:20:46And double the fun.
00:20:48So,
00:20:49what do you say?
00:20:52Yeah,
00:20:53fine.
00:20:54As you wish.
00:20:56All right.
00:20:57I'll get one.
00:21:00Here.
00:21:02Use the shed to change.
00:21:04Meet you and the ballroom after.
00:21:06Yes, ma'am.
00:21:11You are such a kiss-ass.
00:21:13I think she likes it.
00:21:14No.
00:21:15She likes me, man.
00:21:23Briefs?
00:21:24What?
00:21:24What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:26I like to keep the boys all supportive.
00:21:29What do you wear?
00:21:30Baggy boxers?
00:21:31He does wear baggy.
00:21:40You know, man,
00:21:41you knew this was me and Angie's date,
00:21:42and yet you still showed up.
00:21:44Yeah, well,
00:21:45it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:48Look, dude,
00:21:50if you want to be a little bitch about it,
00:21:51I think I'm just going to go ask Angie for a dance
00:21:53right now.
00:21:55Right now.
00:21:56She'd never dance with you.
00:21:57You think so?
00:21:59We used to dance a lot back in college.
00:22:02If you forgot,
00:22:03we used to love dancing real.
00:22:09Dirty.
00:22:11Dirty dancing.
00:22:14Hey!
00:22:14Give me back my pants!
00:22:16Hey!
00:22:17Give me back my...
00:22:20Pants.
00:22:23Pants.
00:22:27Shit!
00:22:28What should I do now?
00:22:29What are you wearing?
00:22:47I can explain.
00:22:48Wow!
00:22:49Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:50On clearance from the dumpster store?
00:22:54Well,
00:22:54I think it's perfect.
00:22:56Thanks, Angie.
00:22:56I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:23:00Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:23:03Rags to riches.
00:23:04Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:07We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:23:11All right.
00:23:12You guys stay put.
00:23:13I'll be right back with some, uh,
00:23:15investors to schmoes.
00:23:17You look beautiful, baby.
00:23:18Oh, thanks, Doug.
00:23:24Angie Bianchi.
00:23:25No.
00:23:26He's about to make a move.
00:23:28May I have this dance?
00:23:34Wow.
00:23:34Um...
00:23:35Angie, before you decide anything,
00:23:37just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:23:39Who's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:41And I like...
00:23:41You were both my dates, right?
00:23:46And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:23:49Everybody needs somebody, and you're the one I want.
00:23:57One, two, three, four, five, five.
00:24:15Jack, come on.
00:24:27No, what are you doing, man?
00:24:30Come on, let's go.
00:24:33What was that?
00:24:35I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:37Really?
00:24:38That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:40What?
00:24:41Angie, I've cared for you.
00:24:43You know that.
00:24:44Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:46I want you to stop bullying, Jack.
00:24:48There was a full suit in the back I gave him.
00:24:51Where's his pants, huh?
00:24:54Angie, yeah.
00:24:55I miss him.
00:25:05How you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:07Mind if I take a turn in my dance floor,
00:25:08or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:25:10Why?
00:25:11All right, Jack, this is Cynthia.
00:25:15She's the president of the Tournament Rules Committee.
00:25:17This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:25:20The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:23Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:25:25Hi, it's good to have you here.
00:25:27He smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:29I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:25:36All right, now hold on.
00:25:37Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:39He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:41This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:46That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:49This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:25:53The public life is for the rich.
00:26:00Hey!
00:26:01You think you could be our friend?
00:26:02You don't belong with us.
00:26:06Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:26:08He's a good kid.
00:26:12Hey, man.
00:26:12Hey, so piss off, man.
00:26:21Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:24I don't belong here.
00:26:27I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:33He's brought the fucking girl!
00:26:35Come on!
00:26:35Help!
00:26:36Help!
00:26:37Somebody help me!
00:26:37Help!
00:26:38Angie?
00:26:42Jackie, my boy!
00:26:46How you doing, kid?
00:26:47I hope you already ate, since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:26:52What's so funny?
00:26:56Oh, Paxton.
00:26:57Enzo here was just telling you the most hilarious little joke.
00:27:01He says that little gingerbread that he's been carting around
00:27:04has what it takes to beat you.
00:27:06Yeah, I don't know about all that, but I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:09He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook
00:27:13than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:27:15Excellent!
00:27:16I never...
00:27:17If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:27:20I'm the best in the world.
00:27:21I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:24So believe me when I say that that kid,
00:27:26there is no one else like him.
00:27:29What do you want with Angie?
00:27:31He's an audience?
00:27:32I'm gonna take it to City Hall and I'm gonna marry him.
00:27:34I'm gonna take it to City Hall and I'm gonna marry him.
00:27:36I'm gonna take it to City Hall and I'm gonna marry him.
00:27:38I'm gonna marry him.
00:27:40Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
00:27:43Look at the cojones on this fucking floor sweep!
00:27:45You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:49I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:27:51What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:53Three?
00:27:54Yeah.
00:27:54Three more times, huh?
00:27:57This guy's funny.
00:27:58I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:28:00Get this motherfucker, now!
00:28:02Let's go.
00:28:03All right.
00:28:08What's two more times?
00:28:10Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:15Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:28:17Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:19Man, I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's time.
00:28:24You should be thanking me.
00:28:25Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:29Okay, okay.
00:28:30Wow!
00:28:31Enough, enough.
00:28:32Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anyone?
00:28:36Angie, you all right in there?
00:28:43It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:46What a great performance.
00:28:48But let's get real.
00:28:50You're alone.
00:28:51And you ain't invincible!
00:28:53We'll screw up, Daddy.
00:28:54Where's Angie?
00:28:55She's in the trunk, man.
00:28:56I got this.
00:28:57Hey, shut up.
00:28:58I need you on my six.
00:28:59Come on.
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:01Come on.
00:29:02Come on.
00:29:03Come on.
00:29:04Come on.
00:29:05Come on.
00:29:06Come on.
00:29:07Come on.
00:29:08Come on.
00:29:09Come on.
00:29:10Come on.
00:29:11Come on.
00:29:12Come on.
00:29:13Come on.
00:29:14Come on.
00:29:15Come on.
00:29:16Come on.
00:29:17Come on.
00:29:18Come on.
00:29:19Come on.
00:29:20Come on.
00:29:21Hey, Angie!
00:29:22Hey, boys.
00:29:23You ready to give me a hand?
00:29:26Watch out.
00:29:27I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:33If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all night,
00:29:38we could have avoided this whole mess.
00:29:40But yeah.
00:29:41Thanks.
00:29:42I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:46Wake the fuck up!
00:29:47It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:29:59Until next time.
00:30:07Is this your beer?
00:30:08Look.
00:30:09She's right, you know.
00:30:10Angie's off limits for the both of us.
00:30:11Until the tournament is over.
00:30:12No, man.
00:30:13But what about all the-
00:30:14We've got a tournament to fight.
00:30:15All right?
00:30:16Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:17Trust me, we've got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:21What do you say?
00:30:22Deal?
00:30:23Truce.
00:30:24I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:30:25We'll get our fight.
00:30:26In time.
00:30:27Okay.
00:30:28I got money to spend.
00:30:29Janitor.
00:30:30That needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:30:31It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:32All right, you ready?
00:30:33Mm-hmm.
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:35Is that too hard?
00:30:36No, I'm fine.
00:30:37I'm fine.
00:30:38I'm fine.
00:30:39I'm fine.
00:30:40I'm fine.
00:30:41I'm fine.
00:30:42What do you say?
00:30:43Deal?
00:30:44Truce.
00:30:45I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:30:46We'll get our fight.
00:30:47In time.
00:30:48Okay.
00:30:49I got money to spend.
00:30:50Janitor.
00:30:51That needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:30:53It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:56All right, you ready?
00:30:58Mm-hmm.
00:30:59Okay.
00:31:00Is that too hard?
00:31:01No, I'm fine.
00:31:02What?
00:31:03I'm not some fragile princess.
00:31:04I got stamina.
00:31:05Wait.
00:31:06Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:07Oh, God.
00:31:08Am I flirting back?
00:31:09Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:31:10We're good.
00:31:11Where are you going?
00:31:12All right, I need to take a shower.
00:31:13All right.
00:31:14Bye.
00:31:15Bye.
00:31:16Bye.
00:31:17Bye.
00:31:18Bye.
00:31:19Bye.
00:31:20Bye.
00:31:32Bye.
00:31:33Love.
00:31:34Bye.
00:31:35Bye.
00:31:36Bye.
00:31:37Well...
00:31:38That didn't work.
00:31:39That's all good.
00:31:40Two more did huh?
00:31:53That's what's the Amway?
00:31:55I think it is.
00:31:57I hope it's him.
00:31:59Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round and the unlucky best it is
00:32:09what what's wrong i had no clue he got out so soon
00:32:16you're fighting Andre Gigante wait wait who's Andre
00:32:21pack it up Andre looks like you're a free man once again
00:32:24most people that get in the ring with Andre Gigante don't come out alive
00:32:32come off of it man you're just trying to scare me it's got to be myth
00:32:40right well you know what i always do when i feel like i have a terrifying challenge ahead of me
00:32:46i go to the spa
00:32:54i've never been to one you know
00:33:04you know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here right where does it say that you're gonna get
00:33:08heat stroke dude you're just mad you can't check me out huh okay well it's your funeral
00:33:16finally
00:33:22Paxton if that's you man close the door you're letting out all the hot air
00:33:26he's so annoying
00:33:30and you are Andre Gigante is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:36Andre Gigante is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:39no no no hey i'm trapped in here Angie action
00:33:48man spa day was a good idea oh thanks you know i i think jack's really enjoying himself
00:33:56who knows with that guy where is he by the way he's uh
00:33:59he's sweating it out in the sauna believe it or not he goes fully clothed when he's in there
00:34:08what a weirdo right i hate to admit paxton is right
00:34:12why can't they hear me are they flirting oh i think i'm gonna die
00:34:24and i tried to tell him a lot of guys prefer to go to me
00:34:34Angie
00:34:35what the hell happened hey all right man let's go
00:34:49so Andre tried to kill jack that's what he says
00:34:52i mean he was delirious but i believe me i've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage
00:35:01accidents in the ring and elsewhere but hardly anyone we know takes jack seriously and i know
00:35:07you didn't pay Andre doesn't matter who hired him i'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring
00:35:13jack let me handle this all right if if Andre really is an assassin we can use my parents resources
00:35:18together i don't need you to solve my problems for me money bags dude is your brain still lacking oxygen
00:35:26whatever man
00:35:28you said someone would need to see jack's competition right what if it is a tournament
00:35:37competition where you getting that i think i know who's got it out for jack
00:35:48you're being an idiot again jack
00:36:18a big dumb idiot i've got to handle this myself you know it's my first fight in the tournament and
00:36:27i've got a lot to prove what will it prove if you're dead
00:36:34Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over
00:36:39i gotta take a shower stop why won't you let me get close to you
00:36:44that's not a thing really scared me what if i lost you i don't need your help Angie
00:36:52no one can do everything themselves Vic wants to kill you because you helped me
00:36:57least you could do is talk to me hey jack you ready to go
00:37:02andre gigante made sure he was not followed can i ask you a question what's with the whole third
00:37:16person shtick were you dropped in your head as a kid or something andre gigante thinks making fun of
00:37:21his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for yeah whatever
00:37:32a gift place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist one punch to the chest
00:37:40the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing permanently
00:37:53if i can't beat andre gigante in the ring there's no way in hell i can be pax and whitlock
00:38:10ladies and gentlemen here in the brook we're streaming live from the boil hikes fighting pits
00:38:16you've all heard the rumors they do him no injustice introducing in this corner the reigning reaper
00:38:27of the ring andre gigante ladies and gentlemen a slight change of plans turns out andre gigante
00:38:35will not be fighting this evening no no what are you doing dude stop andre gigante has done nothing
00:38:40wrong oh gotcha red-handed or should i say heavy-handed
00:38:54you all right i don't care that he cheated i just i wanted to win i needed to win angie jack
00:39:15it's okay that you got help i had help knowing you were out there watching me
00:39:19that sounded a lawless one p in my head
00:39:40uh uh yeah i need to take a shower i can help with them
00:39:49uh hey jack did you see the look on your face when i saved your ass it's
00:39:57fucking priceless man uh i know andre got disqualified but uh there's still a participation
00:40:04trophy if you still wanna jack
00:40:19that was great really just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution
00:40:27come on that's uncalled for man you want to teach your street fighting right yet you're taking it easy
00:40:33with with kid gloves i wonder why don't you try that on me
00:40:49why don't you try that on me
00:40:56don't come on are you serious
00:41:02hey hey i'm okay sorry did i take it too far because uh vic won't use restraint
00:41:07i'm not mistaken i'm not mistaken i want to try again oh it's all right relax
00:41:14boys in my office
00:41:22call came in this morning your next match arizona wait what are you saying you two are gonna road trip
00:41:32together just the two of you let me get this straight this dullard attacks me earlier and now
00:41:39i gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours how can this day get any better
00:41:44your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed
00:41:48oh this is coming
00:41:51hey i was using that yeah well someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed so i gotta build a
00:42:02pillow border yeah they're called fashion briefs you classless dullard stop calling me a duck
00:42:08what just go to bed man
00:42:19okay look clearly you're angry at me or you wouldn't have heard angie like that so why don't you just
00:42:24tell me what's going on because we've been traveling all day i got a match in the morning i want to get
00:42:28some sleep i saw you and angie in the shower together after your last match wait what that's why you're
00:42:34mad we made a pact man no one dates angie until the tournament's over you hurt angie to get back at me
00:42:44you ungrateful snake you only slept there because you couldn't handle receiving your
00:42:47fucking ass
00:42:58i've loved angie since we were kids you wouldn't know anything about that
00:43:04oh god oh i wouldn't know what love is your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around
00:43:12i'm gonna kill you
00:43:17i hate you
00:43:20police open up
00:43:23police open up
00:43:25hey officer you two all right in there yeah we're both great doing good oh it's just that i got
00:43:36a call for some sort of domestic situation ah yeah um yeah we're both straight guys so you know nothing's
00:43:43going on here he did this to me because i refuse to be a little spoon officer what what i just i said
00:43:50i needed to shower and brush my teeth no that's not true
00:44:03this bed it's so uncomfortable man i can't believe i had to stay here all night
00:44:09would you shut up crazy guy your mind goblins aren't real
00:44:17my damn some of us have places to be in the morning
00:44:21finally some peace and quiet
00:44:34rise and shine jack you're free to go
00:44:41sleep would have been nice
00:44:42off the roof start for young hopeful jack hurts
00:44:53keep your head up jack
00:45:04sorry angie looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:45:12angie what the hell is wrong with you what's wrong with me i told you i cared for you and you go
00:45:26fuck that idiot that had nothing to do with you oh really
00:45:32then how do you explain falling for some random janitor jack is not just some random janitor
00:45:39i've known him in my whole life we both have of course you're just so self-centered you totally
00:45:45forgot him i just met the guy a few weeks ago jack grew up as a homeless orphan paxton
00:45:56he only wants to beat you because he respects you so much you don't even see him
00:46:04he just wants to be seen
00:46:08he just wants to be seen
00:46:14this is amazing folks i've never seen anything like it
00:46:16i don't know if i'm some old vendetta
00:46:18he's promised supernatural force
00:46:20watered by sheer force of will
00:46:22a normal howling time this rookie gets knocked down
00:46:24he just can get back up
00:46:26it's like the universe jump isn't allowing him to stay down
00:46:36you can do it jack you can outlast him
00:46:50i can't believe it
00:47:04jack just jack just what sounds like you finally see it
00:47:08now can you get back to the real reason i called yeah yeah what's the real reason you call
00:47:25oh there's nothing just big broke in here and attacked me in my home
00:47:33what he what yeah attacked me in my home okay though i took care of it turns out all that self-defense
00:47:39training really paid off wait what what do you mean oh i got him gagged and hogtied on my living room
00:47:46floor can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone
00:47:54what do you have to see for yourself buster
00:47:57who say that i came alone huh
00:47:59andre gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady
00:48:17hello angie angie
00:48:18angie where are you i'll check upstairs
00:48:29paxton paxton what what happened i know what does it say
00:48:36if you want angie alive come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town just you two alone
00:48:40hey jack wait up don't follow me dude you're walking into a trap i don't care angie's in trouble and
00:48:48it's my job to protect her it's both our jobs
00:48:58well if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom where's angie she's sick we're gonna have
00:49:05ourselves a bit of a competition shall we if you be all of us all three of you's you can go on your
00:49:10merry way enlighten me what if we lose let's just say what happens in fight club dies in fight club get him
00:49:27you remember me nope i'll handle this why do you have to be so difficult there two for each
00:49:35i don't really have a choice in this do i i don't care just stay out of my freaking way
00:49:48what's going on out there hey no talking
00:49:54i know we're not exactly on the best terms right now but if you have any chance of beating these
00:49:57guys we'll have to stick together fine but i'm still not that way yet
00:50:05these guys are unstoppable believe it creep
00:50:23wow what a team now that fight your beauty oh
00:50:36it's too bad you know why no one because it's gonna be your last might as well save us the effort
00:50:41hand angie over now you pissed off the two best fighters in the world
00:50:44it's a bit insulting that these idiots think i'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my hands
00:51:12that does give me an idea what are you into huh big man like you strong hands thick fingers
00:51:23but you know just how to get a girl away i didn't say you could speak oh come on don't be a prude
00:51:30what do you like to do in bed come on you can tell mommy why do you want to know why didn't you come over
00:51:36here and put me in my place you know what i think i think you're not man enough
00:51:43say that again
00:51:54let's do this arizona strategy agreed let's wear them down let's get it let's do this
00:52:01this is for some new heels
00:52:21why don't you just give up huh
00:52:31andre gigante thinks you should slow down just like my last 30 opponents why don't we make them come
00:52:36to us thank you all right all right
00:52:55oh you're not so bad either come on
00:52:59man i'm sober man i don't get it does she like me or does she like you
00:53:10let's figure it out later man we can both use some sleep
00:53:14you have no idea tell me about it which one of you is vic michaelson
00:53:26hey ma call the tournament rules committee tell them i got a lovely little video to show them
00:53:31you know sometimes i forget you're still a janitor it's crazy i still haven't forgiven you for arizona you
00:53:49know we're gonna settle our beef in the final round of the tournament looking forward to it boys in my
00:53:57office now
00:54:03i'm ruined everything i've worked for no one's going to invest in this gym now what are you talking
00:54:10about intel your fight with vic went viral and the committee saw it they're kicking you out of the
00:54:15tournament
00:54:19what wait what are you talking about the rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me
00:54:24they think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight i guess there are rules for
00:54:30sponsoring two fighters who knew so that's it we're disqualified then oh no just one of you the
00:54:38other one gets to continue on to the finals and they said i gotta choose choose wait wait you're
00:54:44picking me right i ain't decided that yet okay no offense but i'm the reigning champ here i mean
00:54:50before this jack was a nobody janitor some nobody janitor who can kick your ass oh my god get over
00:54:55yourself man look i didn't mean it like that but jack come on if anyone deserves this play me for it
00:55:01then oh you're scared now buddy oh hold on hold on hold on oh that's perfect a fight about the rules
00:55:08committee they think you two aren't for real rivals why not give them a show huh we can even live stream it
00:55:15bringing money for the gym i'm gonna start arranging the details you two get ready for the fight of
00:55:21your lives you can't be serious right now serious is a heart attack if you two don't fight i'm gonna
00:55:27lose everything i've built here so for the one who comes out of the ring the winner glad to have you
00:55:33but for the loser sorry you gotta leave this gym for good
00:55:37it's the only way paxton this is just what you wanted isn't it to ruin my life you know what why
00:55:48wait for the fight let's settle this right here right now whoa whoa what is it stop angie we need
00:55:55to settle this right here which one of us do you want where is this coming from you know what i want
00:56:00to know too okay you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena is this for
00:56:05real are we for real if you have to ask you are still a big dumb idiot and you are too this drama
00:56:14isn't about me and it never was the two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you
00:56:21otherwise i don't want anything to do with either of you
00:56:37two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making in one corner a golden boy champ
00:56:46the god-given mandate of heaven inches away from the title he was born to claim versus trash born
00:56:55working on a dog whose soul dream is to steal his thunder this is one for the history books
00:57:03man you're gonna want to watch this you are gonna watch this live
00:57:07man you know there was this homeless orphan kid i found living in an alley behind my school growing
00:57:17up he always wanted to hang out with me for some reason it really got under my skin
00:57:23he wasn't afraid of me he had nothing to lose
00:57:27i don't remember it huh
00:57:28look man let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show we'll exchange some blows
00:57:39spit out some blood make things real dramatic and in the second half you throw the match what
00:57:48i need you to throw it man i've worked my whole life for a shot at this time i mean all my parents
00:57:53investments all my best years would be for nothing if i get disqualified that's it man come on help me out
00:57:58here no no i'm not gonna do that i'm not throwing the fight dude you you don't even want this you
00:58:03you haven't worked half as hard for yet i'm better i'm better and i'm gonna prove today that i'm better
00:58:07too you want to beat me in a fight fine we'll have that fight some other day in some other arena but
00:58:14today is do or die there are people watching out there man today means something you don't understand
00:58:19man that's exactly why i need to do it to prove that i can wow after everything we've been through
00:58:27you still hate me don't you
00:58:31why before i hated you all i ever wanted was to be your friend
00:58:36just always made me feel like i deserve to be alone
00:58:40and now i'm gonna make sure you know how it feels
00:58:44i'm gonna beat you boys what are you still doing back here that fight's about to start
00:58:49maybe you do deserve to be alone
00:59:03i want a clean fight why don't you tell that to paxton he's the one prone to cheap shots
00:59:21whatever it takes to survive yeah ain't that what you told angie all right all right and
00:59:29fight
00:59:37wow that's a lot of viewers i thought you weren't gonna come
00:59:41so i couldn't bring myself to miss it
00:59:54you better give up now it's only gonna get worse from here
00:59:57hey i told you two i want a clean fight
01:00:11hey i'm watching you two i'm okay
01:00:14he's never gonna give up is he he needs this too damn badly he only wants to beat you so badly
01:00:27because he respects you he just wants to be seen do i need to win that badly
01:00:38take this whistle i need you to keep an eye on the foot what are you doing leaving some assholes
01:00:43posting a illegal gambling site in a chat and i think i know who so so i'm gonna call paxton's old
01:00:49man i'm gonna find out who's taking my money stay here and announce the fight
01:00:57jack and paxton seem like they are off to a rough start uh paxton seems very aggressive at the moment
01:01:05but anything could change as the fight has only just begun these guys huh i can't decide on
01:01:10betting against the poor urgent or the jerk who insulted me it don't matter mama okay all the
01:01:15money comes to the family you know what they say the house always wins i should have known you two
01:01:23chuckle fucks were related enzo
01:01:27enzo what are you doing in our house i'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen
01:01:33if anybody should be making money off of them it's me
01:01:52why isn't he blocking it's like he's giving up
01:01:54something just happened paxton is down he seems injured
01:02:13what the hell paxton why did you block me i'm throwing stupid you need this more than i do will
01:02:20you get up you asshole you can't even let me have my win for real dude this is for real man i
01:02:24just don't want it anymore all right it's cool now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make
01:02:30it look good
01:02:36my ankle oh i'm done my ankle what are you doing get up i can beat your ass some other day
01:02:43i'm gonna prove that i'm better than you even i lose what oh god oh god oh god i'm done i lost
01:02:50oh my stomach oh no jack's the winner no i lost you win
01:02:59i'm definitely definitely the loser
01:03:04it's a draw
01:03:12that was amazing what the hell was that i i don't i don't even know i i i guess we who cares
01:03:28good news the gym is rich again vick's parents they agreed to invest you know as long as we don't
01:03:37expose their little illegal gambling ring don't do that just send them to jail
01:03:45it's money
01:03:48okay okay while you guys figure that out i mean what about us you said you can't sponsor us anymore
01:03:54not as individual fighters but you made us so much money i was thinking what do you think if i sponsor
01:04:02you as a team a team yeah at the international tag team fighting tournament what's seven more
01:04:10continents right so long as this hope agrees we say jackie boy
01:04:15great form becca thanks angie had a great teacher all right that is it for angie's self-defense class
01:04:33for this week i will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used as a weapon
01:04:39hey future white hey how's class going really great oh speaking of looks like paxton has found
01:04:55himself some groupies let him have his fun hey what are you all just standing around for the world
01:05:02championship fighters tonight come on let's go
01:05:18dude can you believe we're about to be world champs come on we still gotta win man dude has there ever
01:05:25been a doubt come on speaking of doubts how you feeling about the briefs come on i don't know man
01:05:34i still don't like them but they protect the little guys they protect the little guys i get it i get it
01:05:44man i'm really glad we're friends man me too ready yourselves for the main event folks
01:05:51live from madison square garden this is the underground tag team fighting tournament world
01:05:57championship finals you ready i was born ready ladies and gentlemen you know them you love them give
01:06:09it up for your jack janitor and golden boy jack hurts and baxton whitlaw
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