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Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy #Dramabox
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00:00:01Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:21Stop Paxton, stop or I'll tell
00:00:24Look orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him
00:00:36Need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov
00:01:06Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title
00:01:13Hey Jack, sun's up. The toilets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:22Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win. Anything you'd like to say to-
00:01:25For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance
00:01:32Good fucking luck
00:01:34Some day soon golden boy. This poor orphan is gonna take you down
00:01:55Hey kid, how you doing? Hey, come with me for a second. We got you a present
00:01:59Really? Yeah, come on
00:02:02You remember my birthday? Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:07Open up boys
00:02:16There you go kid, happy birthday
00:02:18Eat up
00:02:19I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy, you know that fish?
00:02:21No, you won't
00:02:23I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy
00:02:25You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:28Hmm?
00:02:29Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:33Nah, you ain't worth my time kid
00:02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:38Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:44What the hell, Vic?
00:02:47Hip hop
00:02:54Fings
00:02:55You know, we were just having some fun
00:02:56Isn't that right?
00:02:57Oh wow, I mean are you ready for a date or what? Come on, babe
00:02:58Not going anywhere with you
00:02:59Apologize to Jack right now
00:03:01His slow life, he's the help
00:03:02I swear to God
00:03:03Vic
00:03:04Apologize right now
00:03:05Or I'm going to tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:07So everyone here, can see your teenyopeenie
00:03:12That's funny
00:03:14Excuse me
00:03:15I'm sorry what a jerk what the hell Angie how many times do I have to tell you I don't need
00:03:35your help I could fight my own freaking battles after all these years you're still just a big
00:03:39dumb idiot Angie get your shit together Jack you don't have any real friends they think you're all
00:03:50weak we can hinge fighting for Nam Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clooching I'm gonna show them all
00:03:59I can be Paxton Whitlock then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is you really shouldn't do
00:04:07that's a dog and told you here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win passing
00:04:19Whitlock I've been waiting for this moment my whole life listen I'm just looking for Enzo
00:04:27he's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament good to meet you though
00:04:31you need a new mop you don't know who I am am I supposed to you're a janitor I can't believe
00:04:43it I mean he bullied me for years he forgot me good luck interview more often camera it makes my job
00:04:52he hasn't changed at all he's still obsessed with himself oh my god Paxton Angie how are you doing
00:05:01how come he remembers Angie how have you been I haven't seen you since college broke some records
00:05:06broke some hearts you know how it is god you look amazing thank you by the way have you seen your dad
00:05:13hi gym bunnies and gym rats listen up Paxton here's a champion of six out of seven
00:05:22continental tournaments our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America
00:05:27as a welcome we're gonna have ourselves a little competition any you runts can beat this man in the
00:05:34ring I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fight this could be my opportunity to
00:05:43show with Paxton once and for all let's get it all come on
00:05:48you're next he's challenging me does he remember who I am looks like you're up dad
00:06:11Paxton hey don't act like you don't know me I challenge you to a single elimination death match
00:06:18winner gets Enzo sponsorship the loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:22what what's so funny
00:06:26you're a twig man I destroy you why don't you make yourself useful and gosh my gym shorts
00:06:35see I left them in the locker room on the floor because I know it's real ID
00:06:40all right all right come on Jack cut it out Paxton is a mega successful world-class fighter
00:06:49and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune you apologize right now or you're fired boy
00:06:55wait wait wait wait wait did you say Jack
00:06:58so you finally remembered who I am and doesn't ring a bell you're dead oh yeah and uh how do you plan on killing me you scrawny nobody
00:07:11you want me come and get me
00:07:29careful there you might tire yourself out shut up
00:07:39I thought you hit harder than that oh oh you asked for it you're in a cake
00:07:48Dick
00:07:57you're a rat turning me down and Dick Michelson always gets what he wants
00:08:08what do you say Ang
00:08:10hmm you gonna make an honest man
00:08:13what are you doing going out there
00:08:18I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser
00:08:27I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk
00:08:30I mean a text
00:08:33Angie
00:08:33my dear sweet beautiful Angie what happened who did this to you
00:08:42it's those fucking rat rooms
00:08:44what are you doing laying around go after them
00:08:49what happened
00:08:51it was Vic
00:08:54he's a monster
00:08:55Vic
00:08:57my chief investor
00:08:58who the hell were those guys
00:09:04Vic's man
00:09:04I knew he was creepy but I didn't know he was a criminal
00:09:07sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg
00:09:10there's just more jerk underneath
00:09:13guess you'd know all about that
00:09:14you want to go another round
00:09:15I don't see why not
00:09:16boys
00:09:19hey Jack
00:09:21from this day forward you're no longer my janitor
00:09:24what are you firing me
00:09:28Enzo you can't fire me
00:09:30what
00:09:31no knucklehead I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor
00:09:34who's gonna mop the floors around here huh
00:09:37Jack taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters
00:09:41whoa whoa whoa no you can't do that
00:09:43I'm the fighter you sponsored I won that fight
00:09:45just settle down over there
00:09:47there's nothing in the rules says a gym can't sponsor two fighters
00:09:51I think Jack proved himself very capable
00:09:54plus think about it
00:09:56the rags to riches story
00:09:58a once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title
00:10:02he's gonna make us a lot of money
00:10:04what about me
00:10:05you're both gonna make us a lot of money
00:10:07and I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor
00:10:10okay
00:10:14I'll do it
00:10:16so long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one
00:10:21try it punk
00:10:22boys
00:10:23I got a paper to ask
00:10:25I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic
00:10:28would either of you be interested?
00:10:30I won't let you down
00:10:31that's perfect
00:10:33you're both hired
00:10:35both of us
00:10:36we are gonna be one
00:10:40big happy family
00:10:42she needs to learn the fundamental
00:10:47you're teaching her nonsense
00:10:48what are you two doing?
00:10:49what are you two doing?
00:10:50Paxton wants to waste your time teaching him
00:10:52we should learn the fundamentals
00:10:53stop
00:10:54swinging your dicks around
00:10:55and talk
00:10:57like function adults
00:10:59okay
00:11:02I studied for years
00:11:04at the world's top institutions
00:11:05with the best teachers money can buy
00:11:07you want to learn to fight
00:11:08right?
00:11:08so
00:11:09let me teach you
00:11:10the right way
00:11:11well reasoned
00:11:13Jack?
00:11:13she wants to learn self defense
00:11:15not professional fighting
00:11:16you idiot
00:11:16hey
00:11:16hey
00:11:16don't
00:11:17okay
00:11:19it doesn't really make sense
00:11:22the style we're teaching her
00:11:23you know
00:11:23it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring
00:11:25Jack's right
00:11:26oh
00:11:26so go on
00:11:29teach me
00:11:30you're my trainers
00:11:31right
00:11:31so give me a demonstration
00:11:33alright
00:11:42I learned this when I lived on the streets
00:11:44and it's going to come in handy
00:11:45when you face a larger opponent
00:11:47as a woman
00:11:47you know
00:11:48I'm sure
00:11:48they pin your hands down
00:11:50so
00:11:51don't make it a whole thing now
00:11:57alright Angie
00:12:04so when we're in this position
00:12:06what you're going to want to do
00:12:07is you're going to want to go
00:12:07what is going on here
00:12:09what is going on here
00:12:13you know what
00:12:15I don't want to know
00:12:17I need you two lovebirds
00:12:19to be errand boys today
00:12:21here's 500 bucks
00:12:22Paxton
00:12:23take him across town
00:12:24to the tournament HQ
00:12:26show him how to sign up
00:12:27right away sir
00:12:29snooze you lose
00:12:32my boy
00:12:33so
00:12:33I guess we'll just continue our lessons
00:12:37some other time
00:12:38maybe we could meet up tonight
00:12:40at 7pm
00:12:42at the pre-tournament
00:12:45investors banquet
00:12:45kind of seems like
00:12:48a weird place
00:12:49to continue the training
00:12:50that's not why
00:12:52I'm asking you to come
00:12:54is Angie really asking me out
00:12:58yo
00:13:00let's go
00:13:01I'll be there
00:13:04don't be late
00:13:06look man
00:13:09I don't like you
00:13:10and you don't like me
00:13:11we've established that
00:13:12okay
00:13:13so let's just go in there
00:13:14and make this as quick as possible
00:13:15why
00:13:15what's the hurry
00:13:16you got a date or something
00:13:17with Angie
00:13:20get out of town
00:13:22sounds like you're jealous
00:13:23jealous
00:13:24dude
00:13:24been there
00:13:25done now
00:13:26you know I'm not really into
00:13:27reheating leftovers
00:13:28he used to date Angie
00:13:29and besides
00:13:31we both know
00:13:32you'll fumble that either way
00:13:33I will not
00:13:34whoa
00:13:36no no no
00:13:37that's the entrance
00:13:38for veteran fighters
00:13:39alright
00:13:39where do the rookies sign up
00:13:41what
00:13:44it's locked
00:13:45eventually
00:13:49my date with Angie's at 7
00:13:51I'm gonna miss it
00:13:52and bump
00:13:53wow wow wow
00:14:07hey Luigi
00:14:08look at the fart blew it
00:14:09hey man
00:14:10I'm just here for the tournament
00:14:12okay
00:14:12you're registering for the tournament
00:14:13you look like you couldn't
00:14:15bench press a fly
00:14:16you look like a little boy
00:14:17you making fun of me
00:14:18duh
00:14:19you ride here on the short bus
00:14:21we uh
00:14:23improve his luck a little bit
00:14:25oh what the
00:14:29that's it
00:14:31oh
00:14:32looks like he actually
00:14:36can bench press a fly
00:14:38I don't need a tournament
00:14:39to freaking rip those stupid
00:14:41mustaches off your fucking faces
00:14:42how you gonna register
00:14:43without any money
00:14:44yo
00:14:44your back pocket
00:14:45oh shit
00:14:50wait
00:14:56wait
00:14:58I need to find that kid faster
00:15:07I'm gonna miss my date with Angie
00:15:09Enzo
00:15:12maybe I can just ask him for the money
00:15:14he'll understand
00:15:15right
00:15:16you're fired
00:15:17and you can forget about taking my daughter on a date
00:15:20that's a bad idea
00:15:22Angie
00:15:24maybe she'll have the money
00:15:26what kind of man asks a woman for help
00:15:30I deserve someone hotter
00:15:31richer
00:15:32and better
00:15:33than you
00:15:34yo
00:15:35you looking for me
00:15:37you looking for me
00:15:37ugh
00:15:39ugh
00:15:42ugh
00:15:43ugh
00:15:46ugh
00:15:47oh
00:15:47Jesus man
00:15:49what the fuck
00:15:50that's a strong reaction
00:15:51I've been looking for you
00:15:52what's wrong
00:15:53I might have
00:15:54I might have
00:15:54lost my money
00:15:55oh
00:15:56you what
00:15:57dude
00:15:58Enzo's gonna kill you
00:16:00it wasn't my fault
00:16:00okay
00:16:01I got pickpocketed
00:16:02when I wasn't looking
00:16:02wow
00:16:03what an all over twist
00:16:04right
00:16:04alright
00:16:05I'll take pity on you
00:16:06how much you need
00:16:07I don't need your money man
00:16:08I'm gonna find the kid
00:16:09I don't need a freaking handout from you
00:16:11alright
00:16:12whatever you say dog
00:16:14think Jack
00:16:16think
00:16:17that kid
00:16:17kind of reminds me of myself
00:16:19at his age
00:16:20there was this place
00:16:23I used to hide
00:16:24when I was in trouble
00:16:24he really is just like me
00:16:34listen
00:16:35my parents own
00:16:37a satellite imaging company
00:16:38they said we can find the kid
00:16:40dad
00:16:41oh
00:16:41nice job
00:16:44well what are you waiting for
00:16:47let's beat that job
00:16:48well what are you waiting for
00:16:51let's beat that job
00:16:52wait
00:16:52we can't
00:16:53he's just a kid
00:16:54we can't beat him up
00:16:54he's a thief
00:16:55he's a woman
00:16:58just like I was
00:17:01he's probably an orphan too
00:17:04homeless
00:17:04he needs the money more than I do
00:17:08did you hear you said
00:17:10a homeless orphan
00:17:12let him keep it
00:17:19honestly
00:17:20yeah
00:17:20it reminds me of someone
00:17:22I've left that part of me
00:17:25way behind
00:17:26has Paxton
00:17:28changed
00:17:29besides man
00:17:35beating up homeless kids
00:17:36was so
00:17:3710 years ago
00:17:38got better shit to do now
00:17:40much better shit to do
00:17:41than grind old gutter trash
00:17:42into orphan bits
00:17:43right
00:17:44well
00:17:44I'm about to dip
00:17:46by the way
00:17:49don't you have that date
00:17:50shit
00:17:54I still need to register
00:17:55no no no no wait
00:17:58please
00:17:59I need to secure my spot
00:18:01in the tournament
00:18:01here
00:18:02I know it's not enough money
00:18:03look baby save it
00:18:04we've already closed up shop
00:18:05for the season
00:18:06but I was here the whole time
00:18:07you were on break
00:18:08I was waiting outside
00:18:09you can't close now
00:18:10it's out of my hands
00:18:11I sought the last few vouchers
00:18:12to those two gentlemen
00:18:13over there
00:18:14shit
00:18:18not those guys again
00:18:19hey
00:18:20wait up
00:18:22look who it is
00:18:24shake covered stick man
00:18:27so what do you want
00:18:30a challenge
00:18:30if you both lose
00:18:32I take one of your vouchers
00:18:33what if you lose
00:18:36huh
00:18:36what could you even offer
00:18:38where did she come from
00:18:39now grab your friend
00:18:50and get out of here
00:18:51before I change my mind
00:18:52give me that shit
00:18:52get out of here
00:18:53finally
00:19:00now I can prove to the world
00:19:02I can be
00:19:03Paxton Whitlock
00:19:04hello
00:19:10Angie
00:19:10where are you
00:19:11Jack
00:19:11Vic is here
00:19:13and I need your help
00:19:14I'm coming
00:19:18stay right there
00:19:19Angie
00:19:29there you are
00:19:32I'm sorry
00:19:33you left me waiting
00:19:35you look beautiful
00:19:38I got caught up in the tournament signups
00:19:41and you know
00:19:42bunch of crazy shit
00:19:44but
00:19:44where the hell is Vic
00:19:46it's alright now
00:19:47did he touch you
00:19:48he got scared off
00:19:49did he hurt you
00:19:50it's
00:19:51fine
00:19:51he got scared off
00:19:53bye
00:19:54sure
00:19:55you want me to wear this
00:19:56I mean red is so not my color
00:19:58oh hey
00:20:02you got the voucher
00:20:03what is he doing here
00:20:06I thought this was our date Angie
00:20:09wait you thought
00:20:10I meant like a romantic date
00:20:12I'm so sorry Jack
00:20:16it's just that
00:20:17with it being the investors banquet
00:20:18I just wanted some protection
00:20:19in case Vic tried something tonight
00:20:21and so when you were late
00:20:22I called Paxton
00:20:24no need to explain Angie
00:20:25it's alright
00:20:26it's clear of the two of us
00:20:28I'm just
00:20:28I'm the more reliable
00:20:29it's fine
00:20:32right
00:20:32everything is fine
00:20:34double the date
00:20:35it's double the protection
00:20:37right
00:20:38and double the fun
00:20:40so
00:20:42what do you say
00:20:43yeah
00:20:45fine
00:20:46as you wish
00:20:48alright
00:20:49go on
00:20:50here
00:20:54use the shed to change
00:20:56may you hand the ballroom after
00:20:59yes ma'am
00:20:59you are such a kiss-ass
00:21:06I think she likes
00:21:06I don't know
00:21:08she likes me man
00:21:09briefs
00:21:17what what's wrong with the briefs
00:21:18I like to keep the boys all supported
00:21:21what do you wear baggy boxers
00:21:24he does wear baggy boxers
00:21:32you know man
00:21:33you knew this was me and Angie's date
00:21:35and yet you still showed up
00:21:36yeah well
00:21:38it's not my fault
00:21:39Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy
00:21:41look dude
00:21:42if you want to be a little bitch
00:21:44about it
00:21:44I think I'm just gonna go
00:21:45ask Angie for a dance
00:21:46right now
00:21:48right now
00:21:49she'd never dance with you
00:21:50you think so
00:21:52we used to dance a lot
00:21:53back in college
00:21:54if you forgot
00:21:56we used to love
00:21:57dancing
00:21:58real
00:21:59dirty
00:22:02dirty
00:22:04dancing
00:22:05hey
00:22:07give me back my pants
00:22:09hey
00:22:09give me back my
00:22:10pants
00:22:13pants
00:22:16shit
00:22:20what should I do now
00:22:22what are you wearing
00:22:38I can't explain
00:22:40wow
00:22:41where did you get that outfit
00:22:43on clearance from the dumpster store
00:22:45or
00:22:45well I think it's perfect
00:22:48thanks Angie
00:22:49I couldn't agree more sweetheart
00:22:53tell us a whole story in one look
00:22:55rags to riches
00:22:56janitor to superstar
00:22:58huh
00:22:58we're gonna make so much money tonight
00:23:03alright
00:23:04you guys stay put
00:23:06I'll be right back with some
00:23:07uh
00:23:08investors to schmoes
00:23:09you look beautiful baby
00:23:11oh thanks dad
00:23:12Angie Bianchi
00:23:17no
00:23:19he's about to make a move
00:23:20may I have this dance
00:23:22wow
00:23:26um
00:23:27Angie
00:23:28before you decide anything
00:23:29just know that
00:23:30Paxton is an animal
00:23:31he's trying to get in your pants
00:23:32you know
00:23:33and I like
00:23:33you were both my dates
00:23:36right
00:23:37and I guess
00:23:39I would just have to dance
00:23:40with both of you
00:23:41everybody
00:23:44needs somebody
00:23:47and you're the one
00:23:48I want
00:23:50feels like a miracle
00:23:52feels like a miracle
00:23:55feels like a miracle
00:23:59feels like a miracle
00:24:03feels like a miracle
00:24:04and when I'm with you
00:24:06Jack come on
00:24:19get in the industry
00:24:20I gotta introduce you
00:24:21wait Anza what are you doing man
00:24:22come on let's go
00:24:23what was that
00:24:27I was just feeling the moment
00:24:29really
00:24:30that felt like
00:24:31it was more for Jack
00:24:32than it was for me
00:24:33what
00:24:33Angie
00:24:34I've cared for you
00:24:35you know that
00:24:36what's wrong
00:24:38I want you to stop
00:24:39bullying Jack
00:24:40there was a full suit
00:24:41in the bag I gave him
00:24:42where's the pants
00:24:44huh
00:24:44Angie
00:24:47I miss him
00:24:48what are you doing pretty lady
00:24:59mind if I take a tournament dance floor
00:25:01or would you rather just skip
00:25:02to coming home with me
00:25:03huh
00:25:03let's go
00:25:03all right Jack
00:25:06this is Cynthia
00:25:07she's the president
00:25:08of the tournament rules committee
00:25:09this is the man
00:25:11I've been telling you about
00:25:12the Jack janitor
00:25:14in the flesh
00:25:15huh
00:25:15come on Jack
00:25:16introduce yourself
00:25:17hi
00:25:17it's good to
00:25:18smells like a dirty old diaper
00:25:21I didn't realize
00:25:24that the rags
00:25:25and rags to riches
00:25:26meant toilet paper
00:25:28all right now hold on
00:25:29Jack's a great fighter
00:25:31he might even take on
00:25:32Paxton one day
00:25:33this urchin thinks
00:25:36he could take on
00:25:36Paxton Whitlock
00:25:38that would be a brand
00:25:40image disaster
00:25:41this kind does not deserve
00:25:44to be in our tournament
00:25:45the public life
00:25:47is for the rich
00:25:48you think you could be
00:25:54our friend
00:25:54you don't belong with us
00:25:56you don't belong with us
00:25:58Cynthia he's a good fighter
00:26:00he's a good kid
00:26:01hey man
00:26:05yeah so get soft man
00:26:06maybe they're alright
00:26:14maybe they're alright about me
00:26:15I don't belong here
00:26:17I don't belong anywhere
00:26:20he's grabbed the fucking girl
00:26:27come on
00:26:27help somebody help me
00:26:30help
00:26:30Angie
00:26:31Jackie my boy
00:26:38how you doing kid
00:26:39I hope you already ate
00:26:41since I
00:26:42you know
00:26:43I ran out of dog food
00:26:44what's so funny
00:26:48oh Paxton
00:26:50Enzo here was just telling you
00:26:52the most hilarious
00:26:52little joke
00:26:53he says that little
00:26:54ginger there
00:26:55that he's been
00:26:56carting around
00:26:56has what it takes
00:26:57to beat you
00:26:58yeah
00:26:59I don't know about all that
00:27:00but I'll tell you
00:27:01one thing about him
00:27:02he's got more drive
00:27:03and follow through
00:27:04in his right hook
00:27:05than you'll ever have
00:27:06in your entire
00:27:06miserable life
00:27:07Paxton
00:27:08I never
00:27:10if he wants to fight me
00:27:11I say let him fight me
00:27:12I'm the best in the world
00:27:14I determine who's a worthy
00:27:16opponent or not
00:27:17so believe me
00:27:18when I say that that kid
00:27:19there is no one else like him
00:27:22what do you want with Angie?
00:27:27is it obvious?
00:27:28I'm gonna take it to city hard
00:27:30and I'm gonna marry you
00:27:30oh ho ho ho ho
00:27:34look at the corners
00:27:35on this fucking floor sweep
00:27:37you really think
00:27:38you could take
00:27:38fucking six guys
00:27:39on at once?
00:27:41I'm up the floor
00:27:42with two guys earlier
00:27:43what's doing that Vic?
00:27:44three?
00:27:45yeah
00:27:46three more times
00:27:47huh?
00:27:48this guy's funny
00:27:49be sure to write that
00:27:51in your obituary
00:27:51get this
00:27:52motherfucker
00:27:53now!
00:27:54let's go
00:27:54alright
00:27:59what's two more times?
00:28:04hey what the hell
00:28:05Paxton?
00:28:07Cynthia could have been
00:28:08our windfall investor
00:28:09why'd you piss her off?
00:28:10man
00:28:11I just sold Jack
00:28:12as if he's the up-and-coming fighter
00:28:14to watch in next week's tournament
00:28:15you should be thanking me
00:28:16oh you sly dog you
00:28:20huh?
00:28:20okay okay
00:28:21enough enough
00:28:22hey speaking of Jack
00:28:24Jack and Angie
00:28:24you seen them around
00:28:25anyone?
00:28:33Angie you alright in there?
00:28:35it's a little cramped
00:28:35but I'm doing fine
00:28:37what a great performance
00:28:39but let's get real
00:28:41you're alone
00:28:42and you ain't invincible
00:28:45where's Angie?
00:28:58she's in the trunk man
00:28:59I got this
00:28:59hey shut up
00:29:00I need you on my six
00:29:01Angie!
00:29:13hey boys
00:29:14care to give me a hand?
00:29:16I think a thank you is in order
00:29:24if you two had actually protected me
00:29:26like I hired you two
00:29:28instead of pickering all night
00:29:29we could have avoided this all last
00:29:31but yeah
00:29:32thanks
00:29:33I don't give a shit if you're sleeping
00:29:37wake the fuck up!
00:29:38it's a good thing you're so experienced
00:29:48at cleaning up messes
00:29:49until next time
00:29:52is this your beer?
00:30:08look
00:30:09she's right
00:30:10you know
00:30:11Angie's
00:30:12off limits for the both of us
00:30:14until the tournament is over
00:30:15no man
00:30:16but what about all the
00:30:17we got a tournament to fight
00:30:18all right
00:30:19crazed billionaire gym investors
00:30:21out for revenge
00:30:22trust me
00:30:22we got enough to deal with
00:30:24without being at each other's throats
00:30:25what do you say?
00:30:27deal?
00:30:29truce
00:30:30I'm still gonna beat you one day
00:30:32we'll get our fight
00:30:35in time
00:30:37I got money to spend
00:30:41janitor
00:30:42that needs to be taken out
00:30:43with the fucking trash
00:30:44it needs to be done
00:30:45fucking yesterday!
00:30:50all right you ready?
00:30:51mm-hmm
00:30:51okay
00:30:52is that too hard?
00:30:55no I'm fine
00:30:55what?
00:30:57not some fragile princess
00:30:58I got stamina
00:31:00wait
00:31:02is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:04oh god
00:31:07am I flirting back?
00:31:09Angie's
00:31:10off limits for the both of us
00:31:12until the tournament is over
00:31:13we're good
00:31:15where are you going?
00:31:16uh I need to take a shower
00:31:17bye
00:31:21well
00:31:28that didn't work
00:31:30what's going on?
00:31:41tournament announced the first round of fights
00:31:44ready to see who you're fighting Jackie?
00:31:47I hope it's him
00:31:49imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round
00:31:52and the unlucky best it is
00:31:55what?
00:32:00what's wrong?
00:32:03I had no clue he got out so soon
00:32:05dude
00:32:06you're fighting Andre Gigante
00:32:08wait wait wait
00:32:09who's Andre?
00:32:11pack it up Andre
00:32:13looks like you're a free man once again
00:32:15most people
00:32:19that get in the ring with Andre Gigante
00:32:21don't come out alive
00:32:22come off of it man
00:32:24you're just trying to scare me
00:32:25it's gotta be a myth
00:32:26huh?
00:32:30right?
00:32:32well
00:32:32you know what I always do
00:32:34when I feel like
00:32:34I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me
00:32:36I go
00:32:40to the spa
00:32:41I've never been to one of you
00:32:45let me talk
00:32:46you know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here right?
00:32:56where does it say that?
00:32:57you're gonna get heat stroke dude
00:32:59you're just mad you can't check me out huh?
00:33:02okay
00:33:02well
00:33:03it's your funeral
00:33:05finally
00:33:08paxton
00:33:13if that's you man
00:33:14close the door
00:33:15you're letting out all the hot air
00:33:16he's so annoying
00:33:18and you are?
00:33:21Andre Gigante
00:33:22is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:25Andre Gigante
00:33:27is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:29no
00:33:30no
00:33:30hey
00:33:32I'm trapped in here
00:33:33Angie
00:33:34Paxton
00:33:34man
00:33:39spa day was a good idea
00:33:40oh thanks
00:33:42you know I
00:33:43I think Jack's really enjoying himself
00:33:46who knows with that guy
00:33:47where is he
00:33:48by the way
00:33:49he's uh
00:33:50help
00:33:53he's sweating it out in the sauna
00:33:55believe it or not
00:33:56he goes fully clothed
00:33:57when he's in there
00:33:58what a weirdo right?
00:33:59I hate to admit
00:34:01Paxton was right
00:34:02why can't they hear me?
00:34:08are they flirting?
00:34:11oh I think
00:34:12I'm gonna die
00:34:14Angie
00:34:19I tried to tell him
00:34:21a lot of guys prefer to go nude
00:34:23Angie
00:34:29Jack
00:34:30Jack
00:34:31what the hell happened?
00:34:32hey
00:34:33alright man
00:34:34let's go
00:34:35so Andre tried to kill Jack
00:34:41that's what he says
00:34:42I mean
00:34:43he was delirious
00:34:44but
00:34:45I believe him
00:34:46I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage
00:34:50accidents
00:34:51in the ring and elsewhere
00:34:53but hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously
00:34:57and I know you didn't pay
00:34:58hey Andre
00:34:58it doesn't matter who hired him
00:35:00I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring
00:35:03Jack
00:35:03let me handle this
00:35:04alright
00:35:05if Andre really is an assassin
00:35:06we can use my parents resources to gather
00:35:09I don't need you to solve my problems for me moneybags
00:35:11dude
00:35:11is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:15whatever man
00:35:16you said someone would need to see Jack as competition until we kill him
00:35:21right?
00:35:23what if it isn't
00:35:25tournament
00:35:26competition
00:35:27what are you getting at?
00:35:29I think I know who's got it out for Jack
00:35:41gotcha bitch
00:35:46you're being an idiot again Jack
00:36:07a big dumb idiot
00:36:10I've gotta handle this myself
00:36:13you know it's my first fight in the tournament
00:36:15and I've got a lot to prove
00:36:17what will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:23Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:36:26until the tournament is over
00:36:27I gotta take a shower
00:36:29stop
00:36:30why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:36that sauna thing really scared me
00:36:38what if I lost you?
00:36:39I don't need your help Angie
00:36:41no one can do everything themselves
00:36:43Vic wants to kill you because you helped me
00:36:46least you could do is talk to me
00:36:48you just
00:36:49hey Jack
00:36:50you ready to go?
00:36:58Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed
00:37:01can I ask you a question?
00:37:02what's with the whole third person shtick?
00:37:04were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:06Andre Gigante
00:37:08thinks making fun of his well documented brain trauma
00:37:11is uncalled for
00:37:12yeah whatever
00:37:17a gift
00:37:21lace lead
00:37:23with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist
00:37:26one punch to the chest
00:37:27one punch to the chest
00:37:28and the unlucky son of a bitch
00:37:29is going to stop breathing
00:37:30permanently
00:37:32permanently
00:37:53if I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring
00:37:55there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock
00:37:59ladies and gentlemen here in the broad
00:38:02we're streaming live from the boil hikes fighting pits
00:38:07you've all heard the rumors
00:38:09they do him no injustice
00:38:11introducing
00:38:12in this corner
00:38:13the reigning reaper of the ring
00:38:16Andre Gigante
00:38:19ladies and gentlemen
00:38:20a slight change of plans
00:38:22turns out Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening
00:38:25no no what are you doing dude stop
00:38:27Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong
00:38:33fuck
00:38:34oof
00:38:35gotcha red-handed
00:38:36or should I say
00:38:37heavy-handed
00:38:52you all right
00:38:54you all right
00:38:55I don't care that he cheated
00:38:56I just
00:38:58I wanted to win
00:39:00I needed
00:39:01to win Angie
00:39:02Jack
00:39:04it's okay that you got help
00:39:05I had help
00:39:06knowing you were out there watching me
00:39:11that sounded a lot less rumpy in my head
00:39:22so
00:39:28yeah I need to take a shower
00:39:29uh
00:39:30uh
00:39:31yeah I need to take a shower
00:39:32I can help with him
00:39:41hey Jack
00:39:42you see the look on your face when I saved your ass
00:39:45it's fucking priceless man
00:39:47I know Audrey got disqualified, but there's still a participation trophy if you still want to
00:39:56Jack
00:40:08All right, Andy show me what you got come on
00:40:17I
00:40:24Was great really just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution
00:40:29Come on. I'll talk. That's uncalled for man. You wanted to teach her street fighting right yet. You're taking it easy with with kid gloves
00:40:36I wonder why why don't you try that on me?
00:40:47Are you serious?
00:40:51Sorry, did I take it too far because
00:40:54Vic won't use restraint. I'm not mistaken
00:40:58I want to try again. No, it's all right
00:41:01Relax
00:41:03Boys in my office
00:41:05Call came in this morning your next match
00:41:16Arizona wait, what are you saying you two are gonna road trip together just the two of you
00:41:22Let me get this straight this dullard attacks me earlier and now I got to be locked in a car with him for six hours
00:41:30How can this day get any better?
00:41:32Your cheap-ass booked a room with only one bed
00:41:44Hey, I was using them. Yeah, well someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed, so I got to build a pillow boarder
00:41:51They're called fashion briefs you classless dullard stop calling me a duck
00:41:59Just go to bed man
00:42:02Okay, look
00:42:08Clearly you're angry at me or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that
00:42:11So why don't you just tell me what's going on because we've been traveling all day?
00:42:14I got a match in the morning. I want to get some sleep. I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match
00:42:20Wait, that's why you're mad. We made a pact man. No one dates Angie until the tournaments over
00:42:26You hurt Angie to get back at me
00:42:28You ungrateful snake
00:42:30You ungrateful snake you only slept there because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass
00:42:34I just couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass
00:42:46I've loved Angie since we were kids! You wouldn't know anything about that!
00:42:49Oh God!
00:42:53I wouldn't know what love is
00:42:55Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around
00:42:57My parents didn't even love you enough to stick around
00:42:59I'm gonna kill you!
00:43:05I hate you!
00:43:07Police! Open up!
00:43:11Police! Open up!
00:43:13Police!
00:43:15Hey officer!
00:43:17You two alright in there?
00:43:19Yeah! We're both great! We're doing good!
00:43:21Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation
00:43:27Yeah, we're both straight guys so nothing's going on here
00:43:32He did this to me because I refused to be the little spoon officer!
00:43:35What?
00:43:36What?
00:43:37I just said I needed to shower and brush my teeth
00:43:39No! That's not...
00:43:41True
00:43:50This bed...
00:43:51It's so uncomfortable
00:43:54Man, I can't believe I had to stay here all night
00:43:59Would you shut up crazy guy?
00:44:01Your mind goblins aren't real!
00:44:04My damn
00:44:06Some of us have places to be in the morning
00:44:08Jack that's not scared
00:44:15Finally
00:44:17Some peace and quiet
00:44:21Rise and shine Jack!
00:44:23You're free to go!
00:44:28Sleep would have been nice
00:44:29Oof!
00:44:31Oof!
00:44:34Doctor looks after young hopeful Jack Hurts!
00:44:40Keep your head up Jack
00:44:41Sorry Angie, looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:44:54Angie!
00:45:07What the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:09What's wrong with me?
00:45:10I told you I cared for you and you go fuck that idiot!
00:45:13That had nothing to do with you
00:45:15To do with you
00:45:16Oh really?
00:45:18Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:22Jack is not just some random janitor
00:45:25I've known him my whole life
00:45:27We both have
00:45:29Of course you're just so self-centered
00:45:31You totally forgot him
00:45:33I just met the guy a few weeks ago
00:45:34Jack grew up as a homeless orphan Paxton
00:45:36He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much
00:45:46You don't even see him
00:45:51He just wants to be seen
00:46:00This is amazing folks
00:46:01I've never seen anything like it
00:46:02I don't know to buy some old vendetta
00:46:04He's promised
00:46:05Supernatural force
00:46:07Watered by Sheer Force of Will
00:46:08But no matter how many times
00:46:09This rookie gets knocked out
00:46:11He just could get backed up
00:46:13It's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down
00:46:29You can do it Jack
00:46:31You can outlast him
00:46:32I can't believe it Jack was with
00:46:39Without letting
00:46:40A stick of the sound
00:46:42I can't believe it Jack has won
00:46:44Without letting
00:46:45In a stick of the sound
00:46:49I can't believe it Jack has won
00:46:50Without letting
00:46:52A stick of the sound
00:46:53Let's go!
00:47:02Jack just... Jack just what?
00:47:04Sounds like you've finally seen it.
00:47:06Now, can we get back to the real reason I called?
00:47:09Yeah, yeah, what's the real reason you called?
00:47:11Oh, there's nothing. Just Vic broke in here and...
00:47:15Tacked me in my home.
00:47:18What? He what?
00:47:20Yeah, tracked me in my home.
00:47:23Okay, though, I took care of it.
00:47:24Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:47:26Wait, what do you mean?
00:47:28Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:47:32Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:47:40What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?
00:47:42Who said that I came alone, huh?
00:47:50Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady.
00:48:02Hello?
00:48:03Angie?
00:48:04Angie!
00:48:07Angie, where are you?
00:48:08I'll check upstairs.
00:48:09Paxton!
00:48:15Paxton!
00:48:16Paxton!
00:48:17What?
00:48:18What happened?
00:48:19Unknown.
00:48:20What does it say?
00:48:21If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:24Just you two.
00:48:25Alone.
00:48:28Hey, Jack, wait up.
00:48:29Don't follow me.
00:48:30Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:48:32I don't care.
00:48:33Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:48:35It's both our jobs.
00:48:36Well, if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom.
00:48:47Where's Angie?
00:48:48She's safe.
00:48:49We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:48:51If you beat all of us, all three of yous, you can go on your merry way.
00:48:56Enlighten me.
00:48:57What if we lose?
00:48:59Let's just say, what happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.
00:49:06Get him.
00:49:12You remember me?
00:49:13Nope.
00:49:15I'll handle this.
00:49:16Why do yous have to be so difficult?
00:49:18There.
00:49:19Two for Ichi.
00:49:21Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:23I don't care.
00:49:24Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:49:25What's going on out there?
00:49:26Hey.
00:49:27No talking.
00:49:28I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now, but if we have any chance of beating
00:49:42these guys, we'll have to stick together.
00:49:44Fine.
00:49:45Fine.
00:49:46But I've still not done with you yet.
00:50:06These guys are unstoppable.
00:50:07Believe it, creep.
00:50:08I'm ready.
00:50:13Wow.
00:50:14What a team.
00:50:15Now that fight?
00:50:17You're a beauty.
00:50:18Oh.
00:50:21It's too bad.
00:50:22You wanna know why?
00:50:23Cause it's gonna be your last.
00:50:24Might as well save us the effort.
00:50:26Hand Angie over now.
00:50:27You pissed off the two best fighters in the world.
00:50:33Dude, I had cake for lunch.
00:50:35Dude, take off your shirt.
00:50:36Fine.
00:50:38But together, we can't lose.
00:50:51It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even
00:50:55tie my hands.
00:50:57That does give me an idea.
00:50:58What are you into?
00:50:59Huh?
00:51:02Big man like you.
00:51:04Strong hands.
00:51:05Thick fingers.
00:51:07But you know just how to get a girl away.
00:51:10I didn't say you could speak.
00:51:11Oh, come on.
00:51:13Don't be a prude.
00:51:14What do you like to do in bed?
00:51:16Come on.
00:51:17You can tell mommy.
00:51:18Why do you wanna know?
00:51:19Why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:51:21You know what I think?
00:51:22I think you're not man enough.
00:51:27Say that again.
00:51:28Let's do this.
00:51:29Bitch.
00:51:30Arizona strategy.
00:51:31Agreed?
00:51:32Let's wear them down.
00:51:33Let's get it.
00:51:34Let's do this.
00:51:35Bitch.
00:51:36Let's do this.
00:51:37Bitch.
00:51:38Let's do this.
00:51:39Bitch.
00:51:40Arizona strategy.
00:51:41Agreed?
00:51:42Let's wear them down.
00:51:43Let's get it.
00:51:44Let's do this.
00:51:45Bitch.
00:52:04This is for some new heels.
00:52:08Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:52:15Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:52:18Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:52:19Why don't we make them come to us?
00:52:23Hey shitballs!
00:52:24I escaped!
00:52:35Alright, alright.
00:52:39Oh.
00:52:40You're not so bad either.
00:52:43Come on.
00:52:50I'm sober.
00:52:51Man, I don't get it.
00:52:52Does she like me or does she like you?
00:52:54Let's figure it out later man.
00:52:55We can both use some sleep.
00:52:57Man.
00:52:58You have no idea.
00:52:59Tell me about it.
00:53:03Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:53:09Hey Ma.
00:53:10Call the tournament rules committee.
00:53:12Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:53:15You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:53:30It's crazy.
00:53:31I still haven't forgiven you for Arizona, you know.
00:53:33And we're gonna settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:53:36Looking forward to it.
00:53:38Boys!
00:53:39In my office!
00:53:40Now!
00:53:46I'm ruined.
00:53:49Everything I've worked for.
00:53:50No one's gonna invest in this gym now.
00:53:52What are you talking about Intel?
00:53:54Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:53:56And the committee saw it.
00:53:57They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:54:02What?
00:54:03What are you talking about?
00:54:04The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:54:07They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:54:11I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:54:14Who knew?
00:54:15So that's it.
00:54:16We're disqualified then.
00:54:18Oh no.
00:54:19Just one of you.
00:54:20The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:54:23And they said I gotta choose.
00:54:25Choose?
00:54:26Wait.
00:54:27Wait.
00:54:28You're picking me, right?
00:54:29I ain't decided that yet.
00:54:30Okay.
00:54:31No offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:54:33I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:54:35Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:54:37Oh my god.
00:54:38Get over yourself, man.
00:54:39Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:54:40But Jack, come on.
00:54:42If anyone deserves this...
00:54:43Play me for it then.
00:54:44Why are you scared now, buddy?
00:54:46Oh, wait.
00:54:47Hold on.
00:54:48Hold on.
00:54:49Hold on.
00:54:50Oh, that's perfect.
00:54:51A fight.
00:54:52The rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:54:55Why not give them a show, huh?
00:54:57We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:55:00I'm gonna start arranging the details.
00:55:02You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:55:05You can't be serious right now.
00:55:07Serious is a heart attack.
00:55:09If you two don't fight, I'm gonna lose everything I built here.
00:55:12So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner?
00:55:15Glad to have you.
00:55:16But for the loser, sorry.
00:55:18You gotta leave this gym for good.
00:55:20It's the only way, Paxton.
00:55:21This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:55:22To ruin my life?
00:55:23You know what?
00:55:24Why wait for the fight?
00:55:25Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:55:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:27What is that?
00:55:28Stop!
00:55:29Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:55:30Which one of us do you want?
00:55:31Where is this coming from?
00:55:32You know what?
00:55:33I wanna know too.
00:55:34Okay, you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:55:39Is this for real?
00:55:40Are we for real?
00:55:41If you have to ask, you are still a big dumb idiot.
00:55:43And you are too.
00:55:44This drama isn't about me and it never was.
00:55:47The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:56:03Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:56:08Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:56:26In one corner, a golden boy champ with a God-given mandate of heaven.
00:56:32Inches away from the title, he was born to claim versus trash-born Wookie Underdog.
00:56:39Whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:56:43This is one for the history books.
00:56:45Man, you're gonna wanna watch this.
00:56:47You are gonna watch this live.
00:56:54You know, there was this homeless orphan kid I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.
00:57:00He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:57:02For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:57:05He wasn't afraid of me.
00:57:07He had nothing to lose.
00:57:09Probably remembered, huh?
00:57:15Look man, let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:57:20We'll exchange some blows, spit out some blood, make things real dramatic.
00:57:25And in the second half, you throw the match.
00:57:28What?
00:57:29I need you to throw it, man.
00:57:32I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:57:34I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years would be for nothing.
00:57:37If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
00:57:39Come on, help me out here.
00:57:40No, no.
00:57:41I'm not gonna do that.
00:57:42I'm not throwing the fight.
00:57:43Dude, you don't even want this.
00:57:45You haven't worked half as hard for-
00:57:46Yet, I'm better.
00:57:47I'm better and I'm gonna prove today that I'm better too.
00:57:50You wanna beat me in a fight?
00:57:51Fine.
00:57:52We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
00:57:56But today is do or die.
00:57:58There are people watching out there, man.
00:58:00Today means something.
00:58:01You don't understand, man.
00:58:02That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:58:04To prove that I can.
00:58:06Wow.
00:58:07After everything we've been through, you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:58:12Why?
00:58:13Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend!
00:58:17You just always made me feel like I deserved to be alone.
00:58:21And now I'm gonna make sure you know how it feels.
00:58:25I'm gonna beat you.
00:58:27Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:58:29That fight's about to start.
00:58:37Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:58:42I'm gonna fucking kill him!
00:58:58I want a clean fight!
00:59:00Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:01He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:59:03Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:04Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:06Alright, alright.
00:59:07And...
00:59:10Fight!
00:59:11Fight!
00:59:19Wow.
00:59:20That's a lot of yours.
00:59:21I thought you weren't gonna come.
00:59:23Couldn't bring myself to miss it.
00:59:36You better give up now!
00:59:37It's only gonna get worse from here!
00:59:39Whoa!
00:59:40Whoa!
00:59:41Whoa!
00:59:42Whoa!
00:59:43Whoa!
00:59:44Whoa!
00:59:45Whoa!
00:59:46Whoa!
00:59:47Whoa!
00:59:48Hey!
00:59:49I told you two I want a clean fight!
00:59:50Hey!
00:59:51I'm watching you two!
00:59:53I'm okay.
00:59:54I'm okay.
00:59:55I'm okay.
00:59:56I'm okay.
00:59:57I'm okay.
00:59:58I'm okay.
01:00:03He's never gonna give up, is he?
01:00:05He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:07He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:00:10He just wants to be seen.
01:00:12Wait.
01:00:13Do I need to win that badly?
01:00:20Take this whistle.
01:00:21I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:00:22What are you doing?
01:00:23Leaving?
01:00:24Some asshole's posting a illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who.
01:00:29So?
01:00:30I'm gonna call Paxton's old man.
01:00:31I'm gonna find out who's taking my money!
01:00:33Stay here and announce the fight.
01:00:37Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:00:41Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment.
01:00:46But anything could change as the fight has only just begun.
01:00:49These fucking guys, huh?
01:00:51I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:00:55It don't matter, mama, okay?
01:00:56All the money comes to the family.
01:00:58You know what they say?
01:00:59The house always wins.
01:01:03I should've known you two, Chuck, or fucks were related.
01:01:06Enzo!
01:01:08Enzo?
01:01:09What are you doing in our house?
01:01:11I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:14If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:01:19Why isn't he blocking?
01:01:34It's like he's giving up.
01:01:40Something just happened!
01:01:42Paxton is down!
01:01:43He seems injured!
01:01:49What the hell, Paxton?
01:01:54Why don't you block me?
01:01:57I'm throwing, stupid!
01:01:59You need this more than I do.
01:02:00Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:02You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:04Dude, this is for real, man.
01:02:05I just don't want it anymore, alright?
01:02:07It's cool.
01:02:08Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:02:12My ankle!
01:02:13I'm done!
01:02:14My ankle!
01:02:15I'm done!
01:02:16My ankle!
01:02:17What are you doing?
01:02:18Get up!
01:02:19I can beat your ass some other day.
01:02:20I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.
01:02:21What?
01:02:22Oh, God!
01:02:23Oh, God!
01:02:24I'm done!
01:02:25I lost!
01:02:26Oh, my stomach!
01:02:27Oh, no!
01:02:28Jack's the winner!
01:02:29I lost!
01:02:30I lost!
01:02:31You win!
01:02:32You win!
01:02:33I'm funny, man!
01:02:34You win!
01:02:35I'm definitely the loser!
01:02:36It's a draw!
01:02:59That was amazing! What the hell was that?
01:03:02I don't even know. I guess we...
01:03:06Who cares?
01:03:08Good news! The gym is rich again!
01:03:14Vic's parents, they agreed to invest.
01:03:17You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:03:20Dad, don't do that. Just send them to jail.
01:03:24It's money!
01:03:29Okay, while you guys figure that out, what about us?
01:03:33You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:03:35Not as individual fighters, but you made us so much money!
01:03:40I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:03:44A team?
01:03:46Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:03:50What's seven more continents, right?
01:03:52So long as this hope agrees.
01:03:54Me say, Jackie boy.
01:04:06Great form, Becca!
01:04:08Thanks, Angie. I had a great teacher.
01:04:10Alright, that is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:04:15I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high-hill can be when used as a weapon.
01:04:24Hey, future wife.
01:04:26Hey.
01:04:29How's class going?
01:04:30Really great.
01:04:32Cool.
01:04:33Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:04:37Let him have his fun.
01:04:39Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:04:42The world championship fighters tonight.
01:04:44Come on, let's go!
01:04:58Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:01Come on!
01:05:02Still gotta win, man.
01:05:03Dude.
01:05:04Has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:05Come on.
01:05:06Speaking of doubts.
01:05:07How are you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:08Come on, let me straight.
01:05:09Nah, I don't know, man.
01:05:10I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys.
01:05:11They protect the little guys.
01:05:12I get it.
01:05:13I get it.
01:05:14I get it.
01:05:15I get it.
01:05:16Man.
01:05:17I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:05:18Me too.
01:05:19Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:05:20Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament
01:05:38World Championship Finals.
01:05:40You ready?
01:05:41I was born ready.
01:05:43I was born ready.
01:05:45Let's go.
01:05:46Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:05:49Give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy, Jack Hurts and Daxton Whitlock!
01:05:57Woo!
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