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00:01Happy anniversary.
00:02We're gonna have dinner. 8 p.m. sharp. Don't be late.
00:05I won't be late.
00:06Paga la luz.
00:07They usually say para la luz, pandejo.
00:09I think this place is about to close up.
00:11Well, luckily for you, this date isn't over until your uniform is on my hotel home floor.
00:16Holy shit.
00:17Someone tell me you can make it hot.
00:19I got me!
00:21This is my 25th wedding anniversary.
00:22If I missed dinner with my wife tonight, I will be shot.
00:25Don't do anything stupid.
00:26Whatever gets you home to your wife in time for your special day.
00:30Happy anniversary.
00:33Round 5! Get out of there!
00:36You were supposed to retire?
00:38Moving on to a new career.
00:39You're pivoting? This late?
00:41Well, how old do you think I am?
00:42Well, you're black, so you look 40, but you could be up to 90.
00:48Hey, yo, you seeing this?
00:49Pull over and you won't get hurt.
00:51We're gonna die.
00:52Calm down. Remember your training.
00:53Put your hands up!
00:54Come on!
00:55I took a 15-hour online course. What training?
00:59aah!
01:00aah!
01:01aah!
01:02aah!
01:06Boom!
01:07How old were Reggie Miller?
01:08Who?
01:10Oh, that's not good.
01:12Since you gonna kill us, why don't you show us who you are?
01:14Tell us your shoulders out!
01:16Yo, you better give me that money!
01:18You better give me that money.
01:21I'm gonna throw up.
01:23You swallow that shit.
01:24If you throw up, you are bad.
01:26What is this?
01:27Who was they?
01:28Change of plans.
01:29You two are gonna help me steal $60 million from the casino.
01:33Because if you don't, your wife's dead.
01:37If you let us go, I'll let you bang my twin sister.
01:40She looks like me with long hair.
01:41You trying to get us a shot?
01:44Russell, you don't answer your phone?
01:46Did you forget you married a Latina?
01:47I put a tracking chip in your neck.
01:49Hi, Natalie.
01:52You fell in love this weekend?
01:55Of course.
01:56We did butt stuff.
02:03That's wild.
02:07That was awesome, dude.
02:08Look at my leg and my foot and my ankle.
02:10My meniscus, I know I tore my whole back out too.
02:13What, just from that?
02:14Are those the same underwear from Freddie?
02:17I said, hey.
02:18Should've been a red flag.
02:19Maybe I got your money.
02:21Baby I got you-
02:22My leg.
02:23It's just the same underwear from Freddie.
02:24I said, hey.
02:25Should've been a red flag.
02:26I said, hey.
02:27It should've been a red flag.
02:28Baby I got you-
02:30My leg.
02:31We'll see you next time.

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