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00:00Wherefore art thou stud?
00:02Where do we even start?
00:03Okay, I don't know.
00:04That's hot.
00:12Hey, I told you I needed a 20mm screw and you brought the 15s.
00:15What am I supposed to do with this door jam?
00:17It's not going to go in properly.
00:19And we've got bathroom week.
00:21Let's put this on.
00:22Sit down, sit down.
00:23What's going on?
00:24Oh god, okay, yeah, yeah.
00:26Do you know what time it is?
00:27No, what?
00:28It's time for a reality check.
00:31So now that we're appropriately dressed as tradies,
00:33we're going to talk about the block.
00:35Yes, dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
00:37Absolutely.
00:38So season 21 now on Nine.
00:40That's just launched on Sunday.
00:42It is an exciting season.
00:44Wait, 21, the same age as me.
00:46There she is, exposed, exposed.
00:48No, it's so great because in this season
00:50it's the first time the contestants are actually building the houses from scratch.
00:54They're not refurbing, the frames are up, they're ready to go.
00:57But what's really interesting is that all the layouts are the same, to the millimetre.
01:01Yeah, and it's in like a rural town in Victoria, right?
01:03Exactly, rural town.
01:04Yeah, I love that.
01:05So what's really going to set everyone apart is the way that they design it all.
01:08So like I said, all the layouts are the same.
01:09I think it's just the roofs that are different.
01:11Yeah.
01:12So the way that they come in and put their creative flair in it is what's going to separate them.
01:15So a big shout out to Shayna Blaze.
01:16Shayna, I love you.
01:17Love you, girl.
01:18What has happened?
01:19She is going to be picking this apart, I know.
01:21She's obviously got an eye for detail.
01:23So it's going to be great to see, you know, what everyone's flavour is.
01:25Yeah, and I feel like we've got some really interesting kind of duos this year.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Some couples, some besties as well.
01:31Besties as well.
01:32And particularly my favourite couple or besties is Matt and Robbie.
01:37Oh, they're so funny.
01:38Best mates, one's a barber, one's a hairdresser.
01:40And you can just tell they get along so well.
01:42So they are probably the couple with the least amount of experience or more on the lower end.
01:47But they're still going in and giving it a crack.
01:49They're super entertaining as well.
01:51Like it makes me think, you know, if they could do it, we could too.
01:54Yeah, because they did.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Well, yeah, they're hairdressers.
01:58What skills do we have?
01:59We can talk.
02:00We can talk smack.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Yeah.
02:03I actually know my tools quite well.
02:04Okay.
02:05Do you?
02:06Okay.
02:07All right.
02:08Well, you know what?
02:09Let's play a game.
02:10I've got a game.
02:11Okay.
02:12Let's try and pick the tool and the use for it.
02:13How's that?
02:14Yes.
02:15I think we're going to nail this.
02:16I'm ready.
02:18I think it's a screw guard thing.
02:21It's a plate.
02:22It's something.
02:23It's a plate.
02:24It's like a three point plate.
02:26That's what I'm going to say.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Adrian on a Saturday.
02:31Yeah.
02:32A scanner.
02:33It's a leveler.
02:34I think it shoots lasers.
02:37Found a stud.
02:38Found a stud.
02:39Found a stud.
02:40Found a stud.
02:41Found a stud.
02:42It's the one random guy at the beach on a Sunday morning with a metal detector.
02:46All the kids.
02:47All the kids.
02:48I think he's pumping gas.
02:50Must be.
02:51Concrete vibrator.
02:52Oh.
02:53Even concretes need vibrators.
02:54Yes.
02:55I've.
02:56Wellness.
02:57And just like that, you can be a tradie too.
02:59We'll see you on the block next year.
03:00I've got to go charge my concrete vibrator.
03:02Oh, you know what?
03:03I need to get my stud finder because my gaydar is going off.
03:05Can I take the batteries out of this?
03:06What?
03:07No, no.
03:08Leave that.
03:09Not that.
03:11Wait.
03:12Do you hear that?
03:13Hear what?
03:14Can you not hear that noise?
03:16Previously on Love Island.
03:19Wow, you're getting really good at that.
03:20I'm nailing it now, aren't I?
03:21Honestly.
03:22So good.
03:23They might give you a call on after the next season.
03:24I know, I know.
03:25I am the understudy.
03:26I am, I am.
03:27Oh, can we please talk about the grafties?
03:29Absolutely.
03:30Where do we even start?
03:31Okay, I feel like we need like a little bit of, I don't know.
03:33I feel like we need a little bit of context about the grafties.
03:35Tell me, tell me.
03:36So, the grafties are kind of like Movie Night's hot, cool cousin that you see like once a year
03:41at Christmas, right?
03:42So, the main thing between the two of them is that you essentially watch clips of private
03:47conversations and your worst moments and you get exposed.
03:49Completely.
03:50And everybody sits there and watches it on the screen.
03:52And there's just no hiding, right?
03:53Yeah, yeah.
03:54No hiding.
03:57You get exposed and then you get awarded?
03:59Is that why?
04:00Yes, for the grafties you get awarded.
04:01And the thing is like Movie Night this season was already so juicy and then the grafties just
04:05one-upped it.
04:06Oh really?
04:07Because it's like, yeah, Public Humiliation 101, here's the clip of your worst moment.
04:10And then you're going to get an award and you've got to stand up and do an acceptance speech.
04:14Thanks for the award, guys.
04:15Oh, thank you.
04:16Good on them.
04:17Good on them.
04:18So, yeah, I think the kind of the main thing that stood out to me with the grafties this
04:21year was Harry and Helena.
04:23So, what's new with those guys?
04:25So, things have kind of already been crumbling, slowly falling apart.
04:28I think Helena's started to realise day by day, moment by moment, like, okay, maybe I
04:33deserve much better than this and Harry's behaviour is not okay.
04:36Yeah.
04:37And it was actually really sad because we finally saw her break down, which, oh my God,
04:42my heart.
04:43It kills me because she's just been around the world, man.
04:46I know.
04:47Especially with Harry.
04:48Like, he's just formed all these triangles constantly and like, it's just sad that it's
04:52taken this long for her to actually break.
04:54And I think maybe it shows us that Helena is for real.
04:56Yes.
04:57And she was in this experience to genuinely meet someone because look how, how she's
05:01reacting, how emotional it is.
05:02And it's obviously really affecting her quite deeply.
05:04I know.
05:05Completely.
05:06Love you girl.
05:07Hope you're okay.
05:08Hope you're okay.
05:09And then we also had Megan come back into the villa as well.
05:11Oh, so twist.
05:12Such a twist.
05:13Yeah, I know.
05:14Oh, we have something to talk about.
05:15It's definitely like a big divide amongst the girls, especially.
05:18And it's just drama, drama, drama.
05:20But what I love is that in the past couple of days, the girlies have been really banding
05:24together and realizing that, hold on, the boys are actually the problem.
05:28We're not each other's enemies.
05:30We need to come together and just girlhood vibes.
05:33And we love to see it.
05:34I think that's beautiful.
05:35But it is interesting timing that Megan has come back into the villa and it's like,
05:39little magic fairy.
05:40And now everyone's coming together because everything online has been blowing up.
05:44We've had love triangle after love triangle.
05:46There's drama between the girls, drama between the girls and the boys.
05:49These people come back into the villa and suddenly it's like, let's mend everything.
05:53So I'm like, are you for real?
05:55Did the producers give you a little brief on like, go in and fix this because everything's
05:58on fire outside.
05:59See, you never know.
06:00And that's the thing, right?
06:01You've got to try and play it out and say, cool, what's entertainment versus what
06:04is actually a genuine interest in the show, right?
06:07Well, I guess we'll have to find out next week on Love Island.
06:12What's wrong?
06:18What?
06:19I really need a holiday.
06:20A holiday.
06:21Yeah.
06:22I just, I feel it in my soul.
06:23I just, I'm yearning.
06:24You need a jet to holiday.
06:26And let me tell you about holidays because we have McBee Dynasty on Hey You To Talk About.
06:31They went on holidays?
06:32They went on holidays.
06:33A family holiday to the Ozarks.
06:34How good's that?
06:35Oh, it's a real place.
06:36It's a real place.
06:37It's a real place.
06:38Exactly.
06:39But where the plot thickens here is Steven Jr. has invited his ex-girlfriend to the family
06:44trip.
06:45Like, I just think that dynamic, man, is just weird.
06:47Your family's used to seeing us on and off.
06:50Not that we're on right now.
06:52Why couldn't you invite me?
06:53Yeah, oh me, right?
06:54But after I tell you what's happened, you may not want to go.
06:56Oh dear.
06:57Yeah, but I will talk you through it.
06:58Okay.
06:59I'm going to put you through a guided meditation.
07:01Alright.
07:02Why don't you lie back for me, Darls.
07:04Eyes closed.
07:05Close the eyes.
07:06I'm going to give you a little snapshot on what this family trip was like, okay?
07:08Okay, I'll just do some deep breaths.
07:10Now I want you to imagine the whole family having drinks, sitting around a campfire, playing
07:15Would You Rather.
07:17Question.
07:18Would you rather make out with Galina or live with her for a week?
07:24The dad's ex-girlfriend?
07:26The dad's ex-girlfriend.
07:27Absolutely.
07:28I would have to go make out.
07:32Alright, how's this?
07:34Family all sitting in a car park.
07:36Seeing three motorcyclists going around a death cage with somebody standing in the middle.
07:45Eyes closed, eyes closed.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Or, having family drinks by the pier, getting absolutely smashed,
07:54where you see Cole trying to literally beat up a hill.
07:57F*** over.
07:58Hit it.
07:59I'm my savior.
08:00What did the hill do?
08:02Exactly my point, to be honest.
08:04Exactly my point.
08:05You are now leaving the event, completely charged by alcohol, and yelling and threatening
08:12at a complete stranger who asked you to move your Uber.
08:16Get out the f***ing way!
08:18You get out the f***ing way, bitch!
08:20And finally, Cole, making a drunken speech to the family, trying to help the situation,
08:25but turning into a complete disaster.
08:27God puts you through hard times, don't realise what life is really like.
08:31Do you think that Steven's had it hard in life?
08:33But he's had the old-
08:34For real.
08:35Can I open my eyes?
08:37You can.
08:38How do you feel?
08:39Stressed.
08:40I'm not very relaxed.
08:42Yes, well, that was a McBee Dynasty holiday.
08:45Yeah.
08:46Nothing beats a McBee holiday.
08:48And a one, two, three, four.
08:53Top three reality moments on TV.
08:57Take it away, star!
08:58Go!
08:59I went a little bit too high there.
09:00Number one, what do you got?
09:01Okay, number one.
09:02We've got Better Late Than Single on Netflix.
09:03Oh yeah, where we at?
09:04Our favourite gorgeous, wholesome South Korean dating show.
09:07So it's actually come to an end.
09:08Aww.
09:09It's all wrapped now.
09:10What do we got?
09:11But we had two couples who ended up leaving together, which is so exciting.
09:14That's amazing.
09:15And one of the couples had a little overnight date, a little sleepover.
09:18Ooh.
09:19And we had the cupids there watching the footage back from the date.
09:21And originally they thought, oh no, have they had a fight?
09:23Are they sleeping in separate beds?
09:25Yeah.
09:26They were having a little snuggle.
09:27Were they snuggling?
09:28Yeah, they were snuggling.
09:29That is so cute.
09:30And it's really amazing to see because they've come so far.
09:32At the beginning of the experiment, some of them, you know, weren't even able to hold
09:35hands with someone.
09:36Completely, yeah.
09:37So to see that progression, it's really cool.
09:38It's so cute.
09:39I love it.
09:40All right, number two, what do you got?
09:41And then we had Alone on Stan.
09:42Essentially, they just chuck a bunch of people out into the wilderness.
09:44Some, you know, survival tools and things.
09:47And they just have to see how long they can make it out there.
09:49Make a fire pitch a tent?
09:50Could literally never be me.
09:51Yeah, like some of these people, I'm like, how do you know how to do this?
09:54I could not relate to that.
09:55Yeah, like they did orienteering in school and then they just took it to the next step,
09:58you know?
09:59That's crazy.
10:00So nothing in the show was relatable to me, except one of the girls, Kelsey.
10:04She was laying in her little DIY, you know, Mad May tent.
10:07And she's laying there all rugged up and she's just listing all the food that she wants to eat.
10:11Spaghetti or lasagna?
10:13Strawberries, blueberries, kiwi.
10:15Speaking of, I could go for cheesecake.
10:16Oh my God.
10:17Why is that May?
10:18I'd be dancing like, Nutri-Grain, Nutri-Grain, Nutri-Grain.
10:22And then finally, Below Deck on Binge.
10:24Yes.
10:25I feel like every week we sit on this couch and we're like, oh, this episode of Below Deck was crazy, but this episode-
10:29There's always something to talk about.
10:30Okay, so what's happened?
10:31So one of the friends of the primary guests, she got a little bit lit and she took things way too far.
10:36She was just an absolute nuisance on the boat.
10:38She's jumping off into the water without wearing a life jacket and just causing a lot of stress for the whole crew.
10:43She's just being really unsafe.
10:44Not okay, she needs a little smack on the wrist.
10:46Yeah, okay.
10:47So Captain Kerry comes in and goes full daddy mode.
10:50What's happened?
10:51He's like standing in front of her blocking her from getting out of the room because she's trying to run away and do whatever and he's like-
10:56There's one of three on this boat and it's me.
10:58Gagged.
10:59That's hot.
11:00Honestly.
11:01I'm like, what can I, yeah, what can I do wrong?
11:04So daddy-
11:05Sign me up.
11:06Sorry daddy.
11:07Sorry daddy.
11:08And that's my top three.
11:10We'll take it, we'll take it.
11:11Nice, nice work.
11:16That's a wrap.
11:17That's a wrap for another week of Reality Check.
11:20We'll be back here on 7 Plus next week for another episode.
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