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00:00Let's follow the path of Dusty's Trail, oh, Dusty's Trail, Dusty's Trail.
00:08A stage and a wagon ahead and west, part of a wagon train lost from the rest.
00:16Dusty's the reason for their plight, thanks to Dusty, nothing's right.
00:23Only the wagon master's hand keeps them a-rollin' to the promised land.
00:32All the goin' gets mighty rough, but they don't seem to mind.
00:37It's California, eh, that's the place they must find.
00:43Deserts and rocks are in their way, but they won't stop, come what may.
00:50Mountains and hills that they must scale, but they know they'll make it
00:56cause they just can't fail on Dusty's Trail.
01:09Ouch! You're supposed to be trimmin' my hair, not pullin' it out.
01:13Freckles never complains when I trim his tail.
01:15Freckle? So that's how the scissors got so dull, huh?
01:20Hey, jumpin' gee, how's the fets? What's that?
01:24I just cut off your cowlick.
01:26No, no.
01:27Freckle.
01:28Howdy.
01:44Buongiorno, signori.
01:45Buongiorno, whatever you say.
01:47Oh, I'm Callahan, wagon master. This here's Dusty.
01:50I'm Count Arturo, the world's greatest magician.
01:52A magician? Show us a trick, huh? Show us a trick, huh?
01:55Miss, Miss Brookhaven, this is Count Arturo.
01:57He's a magician.
01:58Oh, a count, I don't believe it.
02:01Buongiorno, Count Arturo.
02:03Piazzer.
02:04Piazzer.
02:04May I introduce my wife, Mrs.
02:08Signora Brookhaven?
02:10Oh, Your Excellency.
02:12Madame.
02:13Oh, you, my dear lady.
02:20Oh.
02:25Show us a trick, huh? Show us a trick, huh?
02:27But of course it will be my pleasure.
02:30Oh, we'd be so honored, Count.
02:32Mi prego discusami.
02:33Please forgive me while I prepare for the performance.
02:35Oh, thank you.
02:36Oh, yes, we'll be waiting.
02:37I didn't see that.
02:39I didn't see anyone.
02:40Jesus, it ran into flowers.
02:42Look at that.
02:44Oh, this, darling.
02:55Zeno.
02:56Oh, wait.
02:58Oh, I'm sorry.
02:59I must have fallen asleep.
03:01You're going to be wealthy beyond my wildest dreams.
03:05Wealthy?
03:06From such a small wagon train?
03:08It is a small wagon train, but the jewels, they are big.
03:29Calabar.
03:30Hmm?
03:30No, the cab did that trick.
03:32No, really?
03:32Yeah, yes.
03:33Madame?
03:36Mm-hmm.
03:46Usual routine, boss?
03:47Yes, I'll keep them busy with my act while you go through their things and find the jewels.
03:51You know, you're right.
03:53There is a lot of money in magic, but it's not in theaters.
03:56It's playing wagon trains.
03:57You bet.
03:59Well, I'm off to find an assistant for the show, while you, my little friend, must remain very invisible.
04:05There you are, my fair ladies.
04:17I'm just dying to see your show.
04:19I'm kind of anxious myself.
04:21Cari signorina, I need someone to assist me, and I was hoping one of you would do me the honor.
04:26Miss Betsy?
04:27Oh, oh no.
04:29I always got stage fright in high school.
04:32I wouldn't know what to say.
04:34Your beauty would speak for itself.
04:36Oh, no.
04:37I couldn't.
04:38What about you, Miss Lulu?
04:40Sure, why not?
04:41Have you been on stage before?
04:42Lots of times.
04:43Of course, they usually had runways.
04:46But I'd be glad to help you out, Count.
04:48Oh, grazie, signorina Lulu.
04:50Oh, you grazie.
04:51So nice, Count.
04:52What do I have to do?
04:54First, you'll introduce me to the audience.
04:56Oh, yeah.
04:56Yeah, you mean like...
04:58And now, here he is.
05:01The great Count Arturo!
05:12Signore, signore.
05:14Enter with me the land of mystery as I perform my first feat of magic.
05:18I will need the assistance of two gentlemen from the audience.
05:21Mr. Callahan, Dusty, would you be so kind, please?
05:26Mr. Callahan, may I borrow your hat, per favore?
05:35Por favore.
05:36Oh, that's Italian, for please.
05:37Oh, yeah.
05:38Oh, yeah.
05:38Now we know where to get fresh egg.
06:04What are you doing?
06:05That's my best hat.
06:06That's my best egg.
06:07Cuoco di prestigio, magia nera, cappello magico.
06:29Hey, look at that.
06:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:33Whoa, ho, ho, ho.
06:35Hey, what are you buying for?
06:36It was my egg.
06:37Come on, will you?
06:39Signore, we prego, would you stay for my next trick, please?
06:42Yeah?
06:46Excuse me, Dusty.
06:47Excuse me, Dusty.
06:47Dusty, would you step in, per favore?
07:02How about you?
07:03Por favore, Rory.
07:04No, no, he asked you, Dusty.
07:05Pastor, Dusty, we mustn't keep the audience waiting.
07:07There are instructions on the cover of the box.
07:13Follow them.
07:16Miss Lulu, a sword, please.
07:18Sword, yeah.
07:18Yes, sir.
07:50Another sword, please.
07:57Hey, you, slow it down.
07:58I can't read this stuff that fast.
07:59I can't read it at all.
08:17Another sword, me Lulu?
08:18Yes, sir.
08:19Are you sure he can't get hurt in there?
08:21Of course not.
08:22I've performed this trick many times and never lost anyone yet.
08:25My, he is a cut-up, isn't he, dear?
08:50Oh, you're so very clever.
08:54Yes, I know.
08:55Now, ladies and gentlemen, I shall remove the swords and open the box.
09:24And we shall see if the gentleman has survived.
09:30Will you please help me, Mr. Callaghan?
09:32Oh, you, you're going to call me, Mr. Callaghan?
09:33Here.
09:33Here.
09:33Here.
09:41Here.
09:43Here.
09:44Here.
09:44Here.
09:45Here.
09:45Here.
09:46Here.
09:46Here.
09:47gentlemen. Dusty. Hey, get out, little pal. Hey, how are you? You all right? Oh, oh, I think I'm going to go through life like a prince. No, no, no, come on, straight up here. Just relax. You'll be all right. Zeno, have you got the jewels? I couldn't find the boss.
10:10Come on. Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes my performance. But because you've been such a gracious audience, I shall give another show tonight, in which I will astound you all with my amazing disappearing act.
10:25How do you do? That's fine. Come on, try to straighten up, little pal. Here, push that thing out of the way, Lulu. I got to get him down off here. Come on. Wait. Whoop, whoop. That's it. Whoop.
10:45Oh, come on. Zeno, don't worry. Tonight, during my disappearing act, we'll find the jewels together. When we leave, we'll have a fortune.
10:54You mean I won't have to live in this trunk anymore? Oh, no. I'll buy you a bigger trunk.
11:01Here. To Mrs. Brookhaven and her lovely diamond. Say, Count, could you show me...
11:10He pooped.
11:14Why, it's a dummy. Oh, yes, of course, the dummy. I forgot to tell you. I must have been trillquist.
11:20Sure hadn't me fooled. You look surreal. Thank you.
11:24Zeno, let's show our friend Dusty how smart you are.
11:29Si? Si.
11:31How much are two and two?
11:33Two and two is four.
11:35Bene. And four and four.
11:37Four and four is eight.
11:39Hey, wait a minute. I'm supposed to be asking the questions to show how smart you are, dummy.
11:44If he finds out how smart I am, he will find out that you are the dummy.
11:49Right, right.
11:50You're calling me a dummy.
11:56Well, now, my little friend, it's time for you to go into your trunk for a little nap.
12:00Are you sleepy?
12:01I am sleepy.
12:01Into the trunk you go.
12:03Into the trunk I go.
12:05Dusty, can you open the trunk for me, please?
12:10You're welcome.
12:12Gee, that's really great how you do that.
12:14If you have the time, could you show me how to do it someday?
12:16Uh, oh, perhaps some other time when Zeno is not sleeping.
12:20Zeno, are you sleeping? Si?
12:22I am sleeping. Si.
12:25Si.
12:31Yay!
12:35And now, Count Atturo, perform a vanishing feat which astounded the crown heads of Europe.
12:41Thank you, Miss Lulu.
12:43Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the cabinet is completely enclosed.
12:49There is no way to escape.
12:52I will go into the cabinet, draw the curtain, and my assistant, the beautiful Miss Lulu,
12:57will count to ten slowly.
12:59Then she will open the curtain again, and I will have vanished.
13:02If you wish, ladies and gentlemen, you may come up and examine the cabinet yourself.
13:07Are you ready?
13:09One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
13:23There.
13:26He's gone.
13:28He's gone.
13:28Oh.
13:38Those jewels.
13:39They were not in there like it.
13:40Where could they be?
13:41I can't see any way
14:10how he'd get out of this cabinet.
14:12It's got to be a sliding panel
14:13or a trap door.
14:15It's just carefully hidden.
14:16I know how he did it.
14:18How?
14:18He went out through
14:19this little hole right here.
14:21Oh, nobody could have
14:22got out through it.
14:23Dusty.
14:24Well, he's a magician, isn't he?
14:28Oh.
14:31Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
14:34Are you looking for me?
14:35What?
14:40Zeno, stay hidden
14:46while I get our horses.
14:48Zeno?
14:50Do you hear me?
14:55Oh, Miss Betsy,
14:56I didn't see you.
14:57I'm kind of tired
14:58and I wanted to say goodbye
14:59in case I missed you
15:00in the morning.
15:01Oh, very thoughtful of you.
15:04Count O'Toro,
15:05why were you just knocking
15:06on your door?
15:08Oh, that was just
15:09a superstition of mine
15:10which I do after every show.
15:12It's called knocking on wood
15:13for life.
15:14Well, in that case,
15:15I'll knock on wood
15:16for you, too.
15:17Oh, thank you.
15:17You call me boss?
15:26Oh, God, I still don't see
15:27why you have to leave
15:28in the middle of the night.
15:29I mean, at least you could
15:29wait till sunup.
15:30Oh, yes, you did.
15:31Thank you very much,
15:32but I can't waste any time
15:34if I am to get to San Francisco
15:35for my big opening.
15:36Your horse is always up, Count.
15:38Grazie.
15:39Gesundheit.
15:39Sure glad you came by.
15:41I never met a magician before.
15:42And I never met anyone
15:43like you before.
15:45Goodbye, Dusty.
15:47Hey, where's Betsy?
15:48Oh, she already said goodbye
15:50before she retired.
15:51Oh.
15:51Goodbye, Andy.
15:52Bye.
15:53Mr. Callahan?
15:54Ah, Count, thank you.
15:56Have a good trip.
15:57Thank you very much.
15:59River Dunci.
16:01Dunci?
16:03Dunci?
16:03Dunci?
16:03Dunci?
16:10Dunci?
16:14Mr. Callahan,
16:15I made up my mind.
16:16I'm gonna be a magician.
16:17You already are.
16:19I am?
16:20Yeah.
16:20You disappear
16:21every time I need you.
16:22Mr. Callahan?
16:35I just figured out
16:36how to do that trick.
16:37Oh?
16:37Yeah.
16:38Abra-cadabra-magico.
16:53Now you got a rabbit
16:54on your head.
16:59Well, if there's a rabbit
17:00up there,
17:00he just laid an egg.
17:01It must be Mrs. Brookhead.
17:09What's wrong?
17:10We've been robbed.
17:11All of my precious
17:12jewelry is gone.
17:13Not a carrot left.
17:15Oh, who could
17:16commit such a
17:17dastardly crime?
17:18It's obvious.
17:18It must be
17:19Count Arturo.
17:20Yeah.
17:20That must be why
17:21he was in such a hurry
17:21to get out of here.
17:22Oh, I can't believe
17:23the count is a thief.
17:25He was such a
17:26sincere hat-kisser.
17:28How could he have
17:28stolen the jewelry?
17:29We were all with him
17:30when he was doing
17:31his magic show.
17:32That must have been
17:33when he did
17:33the disappearing act.
17:34Hey, has anybody
17:35seen Betsy?
17:36I've looked all over
17:36camp for her.
17:37She didn't retire
17:37to the wagon
17:38like the count said.
17:39Mrs. Brookhaven's
17:40jewels and Betsy,
17:41both gone.
17:42Oh, then forget
17:42the jewels.
17:43We must find Betsy.
17:44Suppose Betsy saw
17:46the count take the jewels.
17:47Right.
17:48Right what?
17:49I don't know,
17:49but if you said it,
17:50it's got to be right.
17:51Betsy saw the count.
17:52Then the count's
17:53done something with her
17:53to protect himself.
17:55Or taken her with him.
17:56Let's go after her,
17:57Mr. Kelly.
17:57No, no.
17:58Too many of us
17:58would endanger Betsy.
17:59You stay here
18:00and take charge
18:00of the camp.
18:01Come on, Dusty.
18:02Let's get our guns
18:02and we'll go after
18:03that no-account count.
18:06They simply must find,
18:08dear, dear Betsy.
18:10Maybe they'll find
18:11my jewelry, too.
18:12I hope so, dear.
18:13Without your diamonds,
18:15how would I find you
18:15in the dark?
18:20Beautiful, isn't it?
18:22The Brookhaven
18:23certainly have
18:23excellent taste
18:24in jewelry.
18:26Ah, dear Miss Betsy,
18:27don't be angry at me.
18:30We can share all this
18:31if you want to.
18:32Never.
18:34Be practical.
18:35Everyone must
18:36watch out for himself.
18:38This ring
18:39could buy us
18:40a villain Capri.
18:42And this necklace
18:43could buy us Capri.
18:45You'll never get
18:46to enjoy any of it.
18:47Mr. Callahan
18:48will come after you.
18:49Mr. Callahan
18:50and Dusty,
18:51they never could follow us
18:53even if we left the trail.
18:55Which we didn't.
18:57He's got Betsy
19:01and the Brookhaven jewels.
19:04Let's slip around
19:05behind them
19:06and take them unawares.
19:06not so close.
19:18Not so close.
19:18No, no, no.
19:44It's all right.
19:44It's all right.
19:45It's just a dummy.
19:45You should see
19:46the way Arturo
19:47makes them talk.
19:48I'm going to try.
19:51Just give me a minute.
20:01What is my name?
20:03My name is Dusty.
20:05My name is Dusty.
20:10If your name is Dusty,
20:13then who am I?
20:17Gesundheit.
20:18Put it down.
20:19Put it down.
20:30I'll count.
20:32The show is over.
20:35You all right, Betsy?
20:36Yes, Mr. Callahan.
20:38He stole the Brookhaven's jewelry.
20:40Don't shoot, Mr. Callahan.
20:42That could hurt.
20:42I might have thought.
20:46I'll take those.
20:48They all here?
20:50All in there.
20:50Dusty, I don't trust him.
20:52Search him.
21:04Drop your gun.
21:05I'll take this, Mr. Callahan.
21:15Well, my friends,
21:16now the glove is on the other foot.
21:22I thought you said
21:23that was a dummy.
21:24What do you know?
21:25A real live dummy.
21:26That's Zeno,
21:27Arturo's assistant.
21:28Zeno,
21:29get Dusty's gun.
21:30That's a very small gun.
21:35What is it,
21:35a three-shooter?
21:37You know,
21:38I knew it wasn't me
21:39to sneeze,
21:39it was you.
21:41For what?
21:42For saying Gesundheit.
21:47Here,
21:48you just get stuck sometimes.
21:49Let me help you.
21:50Put your hands away.
21:51I'll try it.
21:53Hey, women!
22:00It would seem
22:00that the glove
22:01is on the other foot
22:02again now,
22:03it counts.
22:07You can't win them all,
22:08Mr. Callahan.
22:15Hey, Dusty.
22:16You know,
22:17I think I figured out
22:18how to do that egg
22:19in the hat trick.
22:19Really?
22:20Yeah.
22:20Watch this.
22:24Huh?
22:26Now,
22:27keep an eye on that.
22:30Why don't you use
22:31your own hat?
22:32You use my hat?
22:34I use your hat.
22:42Have a cadabra,
22:43magical,
22:44and even don't she.
22:46Yeah.
22:46Yeah.
22:47Yeah.
22:48Yeah.
23:00How did you do that?
23:09You're a better magician
23:10than Octuro.
23:10Huh?
23:12Yeah.
23:30The same.
23:42The same.
23:42The same.
23:44What?
23:44What?
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