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00:00Hello and welcome to beautiful Whadjuk Noongar country.
00:29For the very first season of Big Backyard Quiz.
00:36Now we've invited the deadliest mob over to have a yarn, smash a feed and test our players' expertise on Australia, our people, culture and history.
00:45Exactly the way we were not taught.
00:48Before I introduce our guest, have you all met my co-host, the wonderful, the fabulous Fab Original, Stephen Oliver?
00:59Thanks Jook, you made me feel so dirty, you can cook a sausage on my six-pack.
01:02Have you got a six-pack?
01:04Yeah, of soft drinks.
01:06Alright, let's meet who is at our barbecue tonight.
01:10Our first team captain is the Triple J lunchtime legend, the OG BFG from the NT, Dave Woodhead!
01:17Dave, what does BFG mean?
01:22I believe Big Friendly Giant.
01:24Does it?
01:25Oh.
01:26I thought it might have meant Big Fork Guy but obviously I'm self projecting.
01:30No, that's on the weekends, on the weekdays Big Friendly Giant.
01:34Joining team Dave, she's the judge's dessert enjoyer in Australia, it is Claire Hooper!
01:45So Claire, from the great Australian bake-off to the country's biggest stand-up stages, but have you ever performed in a backyard before?
01:52Oh look, it's all someone's backyard isn't it, Narelda?
01:56Sucking up already!
01:59And finally on team Dave, she's the creator and star of actor-nominated web comedy series, Irvie went to an all-girls school, Irvie Najumdar!
02:10So Irvie went to an all-girls school based on your actual life, isn't it?
02:18Yes.
02:19So did your education help in game shows at all?
02:22Well, I went to an all-girls school, so naturally I was obsessed with boys and I kind of zoned out during every class, including history, so not really.
02:30So that's a no.
02:31So are you hoping to get some points tonight?
02:33Yeah, hoping to get an education.
02:35Excellent.
02:36Let's meet our next team captain, she has showbiz running through her veins, it is Elaine Crombie!
02:48Now Elaine, your family tree consists of the staunchest of performers.
02:54Yes, Lillian Crombie, Lillian Daisy Crombie, who's here tonight with us all.
03:00She's going to help us win.
03:01So you've got Staunchest Mob on stage and on the field.
03:04On the field?
03:05On the field, yes. Stage, theatre, screen, football field.
03:08Now who has your father played for?
03:10Canberra Raiders, Broncos, Queensland, Australia, Leeds.
03:15Lillian.
03:16Yeah, no.
03:17And have you got any other performers in the family?
03:19I've got my mum, my kids are probably the funnier than me.
03:23Yeah.
03:24Um, nah, I don't, that's it.
03:26Oh, you.
03:27You.
03:28I'm so impressed.
03:29I'm so impressed.
03:31What, what do you mean?
03:32What are you two related?
03:33Well, our great-grandmother's and sisters.
03:35True.
03:36Oh.
03:37So, on team Elaine, we thought we'd give the work experience kid a go, it is Rose McManus!
03:42Well, if anyone with a TV, of course, knows who you are, you put the Perth in Perthanality.
03:51Oh.
03:53Do you think you know the history of Australia?
03:55From a certain point of view that I think most people my colour have been raised to believe,
04:00sure.
04:01So, I'm looking forward to having my eyes opened.
04:04Alright, great.
04:05And finding out that I too am related to Stephen Oliver.
04:07Yes.
04:08I wouldn't be surprised.
04:09Come on!
04:10I would not be surprised, but.
04:11The last member of team, Elaine, has made millions of us laugh on the internet, sharing
04:16her incredible story and wit.
04:17It is Anissa Nandala.
04:19Woo!
04:20Now, Anissa, you've made a name for yourself by saying things you can't say.
04:28So, what are you going to say tonight?
04:30Hopefully, nothing that's going to get me kicked out of the country.
04:35I've been here for a long time.
04:36I'm trying to stay.
04:37I've been here for the last 20 years.
04:38Five legally.
04:39But, now, I'm trying to stay here.
04:44Do you want to know what you're fighting for tonight?
04:47Oh, what is it?
04:48Alright.
04:49What you mob are fighting for is more than just a free feed.
04:51You're also competing for the greatest barbecue themed prize in the country, nay the world.
04:56The Golden Tons.
04:58Woo!
04:59Time to time to time.
05:02Alright.
05:03Shall we let the games begin?
05:06This is a game called Fire Em Up.
05:09It's a classic game of general knowledge trivia and we're going to ask each team a question,
05:13answer correctly.
05:14Your team gets a point.
05:15Get it wrong, the opposing team will have a chance to answer.
05:18Make sense?
05:19First up, team Elaine.
05:20Look at this short clip.
05:22Do you know the word indigenous?
05:24I was born here.
05:25Where's my land?
05:26If it's not Australia.
05:27England.
05:28I wasn't born there.
05:29I might argue the point with you.
05:30I'm indigenous.
05:31I was born here.
05:32I'm native to the land.
05:33I'm Australian as well.
05:34Alright team Elaine.
05:35What was the reason she was visiting this particular place and having this discussion with these
05:48young people?
05:49For what purpose?
05:50Does she ever need a reason?
05:52Does she just turn up and speak her opinions regardless?
05:55You know, just kind of, what is that thing?
05:56Oh, a peer.
05:57A peer.
05:58What does that mean?
05:59The magic smoke puff stuff.
06:00You say her name three times and she appears.
06:01No one's ever saying it three times.
06:02Do we need to have a team meeting?
06:03Yep, have a team meeting.
06:04Talk us through.
06:05You don't have to whisper, you can talk us through.
06:20You've got five seconds to give us your answer.
06:23Because what?
06:24If you know, just say.
06:25No, I don't know.
06:26Oh, okay.
06:27The only thing I remember from that is her getting read by that kid.
06:31She said she had permission to do something.
06:33I thought she was talking out of her red centre but apparently not.
06:36Auru?
06:37Was she there?
06:38Was that in Auru?
06:40I feel like do a sushi.
06:41Do you know what I mean?
06:42I'm going to have to pass it to you.
06:44I don't know.
06:45Do you want to guess?
06:46She was there to do the sausage sizzle and she was asserting her dominance.
06:50With the sausage.
06:51With the sausage.
06:52No.
06:53No.
06:54No.
06:55Sorry.
06:56Enough chances.
06:57Team Dave.
06:58Team Dave.
06:59She was discussing about climbing Auru and why she should be allowed.
07:02Yes.
07:03Yes.
07:04Exactly.
07:05You knew that.
07:07We knew that too.
07:08I honestly feel like it's a bit of a trick question because when is she not saying stuff
07:11like that.
07:12It's just been like sound clip after sound clip for all of history.
07:15For all of time.
07:16That's all she said.
07:17Well done team Dave.
07:18The first point goes to you.
07:19Yay!
07:20That was in 2019.
07:21It was actually in 2019 when Pauline Hanson was debating whether it was legal or not
07:28or should be legal or not to climb Uluru and in fact she was one of the last people
07:32to climb Uluru and she got stuck.
07:34Thank you ancestors.
07:35All right.
07:36Now next question is for team Dave.
07:37How many vaginas does a female kangaroo have?
07:39Don't look at me for help.
07:40Do you know?
07:41Do you know?
07:42You do.
07:43You look like you know.
07:44Do you?
07:45I don't know you well enough to know if this is that.
07:46I definitely know this face.
07:47No, no.
07:48I don't know this face.
07:49I've got no idea.
07:50You've got no idea.
07:51You've got no idea.
07:52That's all you're looking at.
07:53Okay.
07:54Your first guess.
07:55Does the pouch count as a vagina?
07:58No, no, no.
07:59I get you brother.
08:00I get you.
08:01I get you.
08:02I know it's wild but the baby does do three, doesn't it do three stops?
08:07Isn't it?
08:08You know.
08:09Do you know?
08:10I don't know you well enough to know if this is that.
08:11I definitely know this face.
08:12I don't know this face.
08:13No, no.
08:14I don't know this face.
08:15I've got no idea what about vaginas at all.
08:16Okay your first guess.
08:17Does the pouch count as a vagina?
08:18No, no, no, no, no.
08:19I get you, brother.
08:20I reckon just breaking it down logically they wouldn't ask if it was one yeah
08:32because if it was like a kangaroo has one vagina your final answer let's lean in
08:46three two permanent vaginas that develop from birth and one that develops only
08:58after the kangaroo becomes pregnant can anyone tell me what you call a female
09:03kangaroo I believe you call them what you call every female beautiful
09:24this one is for you when Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders first observed
09:37Captain Cook's ship sailing around the coast what did they think these pale
09:41people were oh I think I know this well no even scarier than aliens ghosts yeah do
09:50you know why because they were sailing on a ship yeah I think ghosts yeah ghosts is good yeah correct
09:58all right team Dave true or false in Australia is it illegal to use a puddle of water to splash
10:07pedestrians with your car I'd say is it illegal I'd say Polly what is an illegal here so
10:15I'm after true or false we live in a nanny state I'm sure but maybe it's not all states of Australia
10:21is this in Australia this is a federal Australia wide man how interesting cop in a fine because
10:26you want to be like a little Dennis the menace I think Captain Cook got splashed by some water
10:31and it's like never again what do we want to roll with yes false the answer's a little complicated
10:41actually so in all other states but New South Wales it's legal to splash water in your car but in New
10:47South Wales it's illegal to splash people but only if they're waiting in a bus stop and only if they're
10:53getting splashed with mud and not just water all I know all I know if I'm getting splashed someone
10:59getting smashed yeah that law is as clear as mud to me all right last question and I'm opening this
11:07up to both teams what is the name of the show the TV show starring Nikia Louie have a look on the screen
11:17is it preppers yes moving right along now it's time for a word game one at a time I'm going to
11:30throw a word at you without discussion with your team I want you to tell me if the word is from
11:36language or is a non-language word all right are we ready to go Dave your word is Arnhem is Arnhem
11:45language or non-language word I believe that's a European word and you are correct Arnhem is in
11:57fact named after a Dutch ship which is named after the Dutch city so well done Dave you got that correct
12:02Elaine your word is yucca language or non-language language yes it is a Yuggera word well done
12:09Rove your word is didgeridoo language or non-language oh I feel like it sounds like it might be language
12:22but I'm gonna go not because I feel like it's not correct you're correct in fact white fellas made it
12:31up because it's onomatopoeic it sounds like the noise that the didgeridoo makes so there you go correct
12:37well done Rove your word is billabong ah billabong I just funny watching Rove pretend to be thoughtful
12:53yeah I've got a friend called Bill who is watching this and very hungry right now I'm gonna say that
13:05one is language correct it's a Waradjarii word
13:09Claire your word is Nullarbor language or non-language I'm so excited because I didn't know the other one
13:19Nullarbor is not language it's from the Latin no trees Nullarbor correct
13:27how did you know that Claire I mean I know some Latin oh
13:37I mean if you break it down by that it does kind of make sense Nullarbor
13:41I'm so afraid everybody got them right yeah I should have gone first you'll get a girl
14:00emu language or non-language I'm telepathically emu that is very clearly European correct
14:12well done everyone congratulations that is round one done let's calculate the points team Dave five
14:25points we have a tie on this episode a big backyard quiz it's now time for a break we'll see you very soon
14:43welcome back everyone welcome back hey Stephen how many holidays you been on this year I've been
14:58on the biggest bubble tea I've been going around everywhere where'd you go everywhere
15:01nah I can't remember true I did develop some roids though polaroids you mop
15:08ah okay all right polar bears are good ways well that means it's time to play Stephen shows us his
15:16roids all right teams we're going to see five photos one at a time five points if your team can get the
15:30location on the first photo four on the second and so on so forth let's have a look at Stephen's
15:37roids team Dave you're up first where is Stephen I think I'm meant to be posing sexy but I look like
15:52I'm winded like I'm going oh do you want another photo well let's just say the bungle bungle that is a no
16:04okay I'm doing a lot all right next photo oh oh there we go well what do you think I mean like we're
16:11looking at some beautiful big rocks though should we just say Uluru because no well absolutely not okay
16:17okay so we see two mountainous hills and three including Stephen's head it's not particularly red
16:27dirt by the most of it is it yeah yeah we've got three photos left all right let's get going
16:31the third one let's get another one maybe one without a tree this time all right four trees
16:36oh we've got some waters here yeah did you go swimming there no I was jamming up about crocodiles
16:42okay crocodiles is crocodiles a clue what state or territory do you think it is I mean I would I'd
16:49guess WA yeah yeah did he go to Western Australia
16:55this is a very hard game oh come on come on that's bullshit
17:05what are we talking about his face is taking up 80% of the picture
17:10yeah but he obviously went somewhere sexy that's why all right the rocks are so red but the ground
17:15around the water is so all right what are you thinking I thought that was beautiful what you
17:21just said that sounds like a Banjo Patterson um yeah look Karratha I reckon no that's a no
17:32what okay do you want the fifth and final photo we might as well I don't I don't think we're
17:38going to win this game what creek big hole something it's the McConnell National Park
17:47uh Craig don't know don't even bother applauding that we'll just take our one point in silence
17:56now Dave Dave as a Territorian do you know this place I stayed inside a lot
18:02do we have a guess do you want to guess is it kakadoo that is incorrect it is Ellery Creek big
18:11hole it is 80 about 80 kilometers west of Alice Springs in part where Alice Springs so team Elaine
18:21the pressure's on can you get it is it though is it though in less than five
18:26you know what keep talking though keep talking we have four Polaroids before the pressure's on
18:35let's see your first roid all right is it Western Australia oh goodness that is not fair well that is a
18:43that is a very famous light it is a very famous light oh is it really that light was invented for
18:52that specific place so that um cricket could be seen at night to make lots of money for a television
19:02network oh really now lots of places have those it really pays to have white people on your team
19:07sometimes because I got all the knowledge could I have a guess have a guess that we are at a ground
19:17that plays cricket in Melbourne
19:21five points that's sorry yeah we've got four different angles of trees that could have been
19:38anywhere they could they could have been a lot of time talking about them too you didn't guess any of
19:47the fact that was oh they invented that light specifically stop it stop it stop it stop it
20:02thank you and five points for big auntie energy Stephen Oliver
20:07all right team Dave uh where has Stephen been with this photo
20:17so cute so cute all right I just want to know how much more specific than Gundagai we need to be
20:25a little more specific really national park yeah that is
20:29that is the location but what is in Gundagai is there a hint that is a famous landmark
20:38is it the tucker box the dog on the tucker box of Gundagai
20:40congratulations well done have you visited the dog on the tucker box yeah I have thank you
20:57I may not have been to the big hole but I've been to the dog on the tucker box
21:03your one person who hasn't been there
21:07all right team Elaine have a look at Stephen's roid and tell us where he's been on holiday
21:13oh my this is um northern territory I would think northern territory yeah can we start with is it
21:19we'll start with Uluru no okay okay all right good guess done off the list okay next roid
21:26could it be what about like oh no wait there no could it be Karajuta that's a no that's a no that's
21:33a no no but you sounded deadly saying that third roid see because we're running out of points now
21:38oh that looks like is that the olgers something is it the olgers no it's not the olgers wait there
21:46no that's it no but keep keep it coming keep it coming we're balancing on a rock that's balancing
21:53on something yeah i'm trying to think of what's it well there might be something up here somewhere
21:58where up there up here north somewhere i'm sure i've seen that rock there somewhere are we in
22:05broome perhaps no we're not in broome look at the country we're not in broome it's a bit too spinifexy
22:10yes next roid okay i think we have to far out somewhere in western australia what's the game
22:19you used to play as kids the devil's marbles yeah no no no sorry you may you may have missed her but
22:28i meant i can see up stephen's shorts excuse me that's the angel's marbles oh sorry what's the
22:36traditional name for the devil's marbles that's a very good question i don't know no the traditional
22:42name is carlou carlou and it's in the northern territory so well done yes elaine uh no i just wanted
22:48to ask about the points oh yes i just want to know if i still ahead you won two points so team elaine
22:57is on 12 points and team dave is on 11 points all right it's really it's the game is really heating
23:13opposite it's very exciting so we just stopped the show now right that's it we all done that was a
23:18great show everybody great show we won thanks for having us say hi to your mum for me good night
23:23our next game is oh sorry my bad my bad my bad what is that what is that old thing you've got
23:35someone asked me my ringtone i said it was brown
23:41anyway i want to somehow pick it out a ringtone teams i'm going to play an iconic aussie tune as a
23:47ringtone and i want you to tell me the song and the artist and to get one point each for correct song
23:52and the artist so you can get two points so team elaine or should i say team cuz yeah there we go all
23:59right here we go ready for the first ringtone not really but let's do it anyway let's do it now
24:02um
24:10men at work land down under yeah
24:17two points
24:20team dave it's chillin let's go you're all ready triple j you're all good
24:25one more
24:40one more
24:52for Team Elaine.
25:09Your battery's running out.
25:11It says I can't think counters are the same kind.
25:14I need to judge.
25:16Shall we play it one more time?
25:18Oh, was that it?
25:19Yeah, yeah.
25:21I'll play it one more time for you, Mob.
25:22You ready?
25:33For the steal, Dave's going to steal it.
25:36He looks excited.
25:38Never tear us apart!
25:41Oh my gosh!
25:44Give us that point!
25:45We have to tear the party.
25:47In excess, never tear us apart.
25:49No!
25:52Give them the points.
25:54Points go to Team Elaine!
25:59Okay, you've got to go to your next one?
26:01Yep.
26:02Here we go.
26:07Oh!
26:08Oh!
26:16Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:20I touch myself!
26:21Yeah!
26:22And also, is it in the finals?
26:24Yeah!
26:26Well done!
26:28Two points!
26:29Have you settled on a ringtone after that?
26:31Yeah, brown!
26:33That's a lot!
26:35Great work, team!
26:36So, after we selected Stephen's ringtone, we have Team Elaine on...
26:4214 points!
26:46And Team Dave on 17 points!
26:50Yes!
26:54Stephen, where are you?
26:55What are you doing?
26:56Hang on.
26:57Clubs?
26:58Something's loose in the studio.
26:59What is it?
27:00What's loose in the studio?
27:01No, well, you've all made fun of me for my old friends, so I thought I'd check out this
27:04AI business.
27:05Oh!
27:06But, um...
27:07I might have went too far.
27:08Okay.
27:09Well, I told you not to mess around with AI, didn't I, Stephen?
27:11Because, you know, chat GPT can be tricky, especially when it comes with cultural stuff.
27:14We don't touch AI for cultural stuff.
27:16But, Stephen, you've blended two different animals into some kind of creature.
27:22It's really an abomination.
27:24But, um, we need to decide who these creatures are.
27:28This is called the fusion game.
27:29So, it's over to our teams to guess the animals that Stephen has combined using AI.
27:36Aboriginal intelligence.
27:39Our teams get two points if you get it correct.
27:42Team Dave, have a look at this creature.
27:45What animals can you see?
27:47Ooh!
27:48That's...
27:49Oh, my God.
27:50Stephen, that's a work of art.
27:52I've tried so hard.
27:53I can see a lot of Stephen in there, actually.
27:55Yeah!
27:56Because I'm really for what I like.
27:58Yes!
27:59Look at that.
28:00Oh, yeah.
28:01Mm-hmm.
28:02But how many vaginas does it have?
28:04Someone's obsessed.
28:05This is really tricky because I feel like you can see the... you can see a snake's skin.
28:12Yes.
28:13And the question is, what's the thing underneath?
28:15Is it a snake skin, though?
28:16Yeah.
28:17It feels like a bat, doesn't it?
28:18What's this flippy flapper at the side there?
28:20What's this?
28:21What a flippy flapper?
28:22Yeah.
28:23What about a platypus?
28:24There was one animal that all three of you said.
28:29Yeah.
28:30Can you go back a bit and...
28:31What are we...
28:32What?
28:33What did all three of you say?
28:34No, no, no, no.
28:35Keep moving forward.
28:36Keep moving forward.
28:37Stop it.
28:38This is corruption.
28:39You might've got a light.
28:40You might've got a light.
28:41We all entertained...
28:42We all entertained your little MCG fun facts.
28:49Oh, well...
28:50Well, ten or nine.
28:51Shut up.
28:52Thank you for calling them fun.
28:54How is it not a bat and a snake, though?
28:57Because it's got bat-positioned ears and wings.
28:59Okay.
29:00And then it's got snakes.
29:01Would you like to lock in either of those?
29:03I think...
29:04Well, it does sound like...
29:05Or both of those?
29:06I think...
29:07No, no.
29:08I like bat and snake.
29:09Yeah.
29:10So what are your two animals?
29:11I like bat for one.
29:12And...
29:13Snake!
29:14Yes!
29:15Yeah!
29:16How are we?
29:17Okay, yes.
29:18It is a yes, but we need to be more specific.
29:25No.
29:26Oh.
29:27What kind of a bat?
29:28So you've earned one point for bat and snake.
29:30Okay.
29:31Because yes, but there are types of bats and snakes.
29:34What?
29:35A spooky bat and a slimy snake.
29:38We're talking sugar bat.
29:39Well, like...
29:40Should I give a hint?
29:41No, there's a sugar possum.
29:42Can we?
29:43Can we?
29:44Can we steal?
29:45There's a little bat.
29:46No, I don't think there is a sugar bat.
29:47Isn't it just one of those steamy bats?
29:48Okay, maybe.
29:49A sugar bat.
29:50Fruit bat.
29:51What am I doing?
29:52Yeah, I don't see how that's hanging out.
29:54No!
29:55I don't know.
29:56Flying?
29:57A flying bat for me.
29:58They're all flying bats.
30:00You're still helping them.
30:01What are we going on?
30:02It's a flying fox!
30:03It's a flying friggin' fox!
30:04Oh, flying fox.
30:05Okay.
30:06It's a fruit bat!
30:07I said fruit bat!
30:08I said it!
30:09We said a lot of things.
30:10We said sugar bat and fruit bat.
30:11Look, we've been talking for a while.
30:12You get one point!
30:13What kind of steak was it?
30:14It's a taipan and a fruit bat.
30:15Okay, we didn't say fruit bat.
30:16Okay, Team Elaine, let's have a look at these two animals and what do you see?
30:30Aww!
30:31That's a kangaroo.
30:32This looks like a normal creature.
30:35This looks like a wallaby.
30:36It's like a nyon-nyon little bubble one.
30:39I think, yes, definite kangaroo ears.
30:41And a koala.
30:42And a koala, yes.
30:43That's an easy one.
30:44Hello.
30:45Do you want to lock any of those in?
30:47Both of them.
30:48Do we agree?
30:49Are you sure?
30:50Well...
30:51Sorry, sorry, but what kind of kangaroo room?
30:53What kind of kangaroo room?
30:55It's very clearly a sugar kangaroo.
30:59And a caramel koala.
31:00Okay, do you want to say this?
31:02Red kangaroo and a koala.
31:03Correct!
31:04Yes!
31:11Excellent work, Team Deciphering.
31:13Stephen's AI Animals.
31:14Team Elaine, you are on 16 points.
31:17Team Dave, you're on 18 points.
31:19It's time for a break.
31:20This barbecue is just getting started.
31:21See you soon.
31:22Yeah!
31:23Yeah!
31:24Yeah!
31:28It's time for a break.
31:29This barbecue is just getting started.
31:30See you soon.
31:33Welcome back to the only BBQ broadcast on television in Australia.
31:45Now, as you'd all know, my backyard parties are the best in the West.
31:50Sometimes the people I invite don't RSVP.
31:52I know.
31:53And they should all feel proper shame job.
31:55What's wrong with you not inviting back?
31:56Yeah, they should.
31:57Inviting back?
31:58Coming back.
31:59One of them back.
32:00Now, for my guests who actually do RSVP and do come to my backyard parties, I want you
32:05to guess the mystery no-showers through a series of yes or no questions.
32:10Your team will let you know if you have the question correct.
32:13A no answer will mean that it passes to the next team.
32:17Let's get started.
32:18Who's going first from Team Dave?
32:20I'll go.
32:21Irvy.
32:22Team Elaine.
32:23How are you doing?
32:25Come on.
32:26Come on, girl.
32:27Do you have fun?
32:29This game is called RSVP, please.
32:32So, on the big screen.
32:35Oh, yeah.
32:36Okay.
32:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:38Team Elaine.
32:39You get to ask the first question.
32:41Is it a man?
32:42Yes.
32:43Yes.
32:44Okay.
32:47Intuition.
32:48Is it a man who had a famous TV show?
32:56No.
32:57No.
32:58Not what you would know this person for.
33:02No.
33:03Alright.
33:04Were they, are they like modern, like in the last 30 years?
33:08They're around.
33:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:10Okay, alive.
33:11They're alive.
33:12Okay.
33:13So that's a yes.
33:14Are they a politician?
33:17No.
33:18They could be, but no.
33:20They could be, but no.
33:21I think the country would.
33:23Love them.
33:24Yeah, I think it would go well for them.
33:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:27Tell me a line.
33:28He, the country likes.
33:30Yeah.
33:31Mm.
33:32Oh, yeah.
33:33Oh, the country likes.
33:35Yes.
33:36Here.
33:37Yeah.
33:38The country likes.
33:41Here.
33:43Here.
33:44Oh.
33:45No.
33:46No.
33:47I'm sorry.
33:48I'm sorry.
33:49I'm sorry.
33:50I'm sorry.
33:51I'm sorry.
33:52Uh, no, because he, because he did an RSVP, remember?
33:54That's a no.
33:55Yeah, no.
33:56That's a no.
33:57Alright.
33:58Team Dave.
33:59Is he Indigenous?
34:00No.
34:01No.
34:02You said he was a plane.
34:03I was so sure I had it.
34:04We would claim him, right?
34:05You would claim him?
34:06No.
34:07Yeah.
34:08Okay.
34:09My mum claimed him.
34:10So, is he hot?
34:13Yes!
34:14I know him!
34:15I know!
34:16It's Hugh Jackman!
34:17Yeah!
34:18Thank you so much, Hugh Jackman.
34:19Hit my line, Hugh Jackman.
34:20Hit my line.
34:21Is he like the one white guy you know?
34:23Yeah!
34:24Yeah!
34:25Two!
34:26Now, Rob, you've been long time friends with Hugh Jackman, but you go back quite a long
34:39way with Hugh.
34:40Yes.
34:41You worked on a show together.
34:42Yes, it was one of my first TV jobs was a show called In Fashion that was hosted by Hugh
34:51Jackman and I was a reporter on the show.
34:53How the two of us are talking about fashion, I have no idea.
34:58I am going for you, Hugh Jackman.
34:59Oh, but I meant I just got to stare at him all day.
35:02I'm very happy.
35:03Very happy.
35:04I love you talking about fashion in the most basic shirt ever.
35:08This is the outfit of, you know the characters on like the board game of Guess Who?
35:12The next one.
35:13The generic characters.
35:14Yes.
35:17Teams, who are you sending up this time?
35:19Claire!
35:20Claire!
35:21And Captain Elaine!
35:22Oh!
35:23Oh!
35:24Oh!
35:25King Elaine's just gone!
35:26It's a classic captain score.
35:27OK.
35:28Alright teams.
35:29You can see the RSVP no shower.
35:32Bring it up on the big screen.
35:35No peeking.
35:36Oh!
35:37Do you know who this is?
35:38Oh!
35:39OK.
35:40Alright, should we go, um, should we go Claire first?
35:43Sure.
35:44Is it a man?
35:45He is a man.
35:46Yeah.
35:47No.
35:48No.
35:49No.
35:50Alright.
35:51Team Elaine.
35:52Is he...
35:54Um...
35:55Are you trying to look in the reflection?
35:56No!
35:57I am not!
35:59Where even is a reflection?
36:00I don't know, on Stephen's forehead.
36:01Is he white?
36:02No.
36:03No.
36:04OK.
36:05Oh, man.
36:06Alright.
36:07Is it a musician?
36:08Yeah.
36:09Yeah.
36:10It...
36:11Damn it!
36:12I mean, this is outrageous, but is it someone who should be on the Great Australian Bake Off?
36:24OK.
36:25Oh!
36:26Is that a guess?
36:27That's a guess.
36:28That's a guess.
36:29That's a guess.
36:30Team Elaine, that's a note.
36:31That's a note.
36:32Far out.
36:33Like...
36:34Is it Briggs?
36:35Yes!
36:36Yes!
36:46Beautiful.
36:47We're so really good.
36:48I love it.
36:49I love it.
36:50Sorry about it.
36:51Score check after RSVP, please.
36:54Team Dave is on 18 points.
36:58Team Elaine is on 18 points.
37:02The scores are even.
37:06We are running out of time to surge ahead.
37:10You have to be in gear for the BBQ.
37:13Let's play our next game.
37:15It's called Spin A Yarn.
37:17One member from each team is going to come up to the front and stand at our custom-made
37:23Spin A Yarn table.
37:25Stephen is going to bring you an item that will remain a mystery until you show your team
37:31and the audience, but keep it a secret from your opponent.
37:35The aim of the game is to deceive your opponent.
37:38And for the person asking the questions, your goal is to decide if the other person is telling the truth
37:44or spinning a yarn.
37:46Let's play Spin A Yarn.
37:52Team Elaine, who is your yarner?
37:56Oh, sorry.
37:57I was going to do like the eeny-meeny.
38:01Sorry.
38:02That's right.
38:03That's right.
38:05All right, Team Dave, who are you sending up?
38:08Leave Rope to me.
38:09He can just see over.
38:10You think I would disrespect the game Spin A Yarn like that?
38:23All right, so Stephen is giving you a cooler.
38:26Inside your cooler is a mystery item.
38:28Do not show your opponent the mystery item.
38:30All right, Rove.
38:31Show the audience and your team the item.
38:34Audience, can you see the item?
38:38Ooh.
38:39No, I've got Doris and Wade too, like my friends.
38:42Dave, can you see the item?
38:45You can't see the item.
38:46I can't see the item.
38:47And even if I could, Narada, I wouldn't.
38:49All right, Rove.
38:50What is the item?
38:53It's a pet rock.
38:54Oh, sorry.
38:55It's too bad.
38:56Don't you bullshit me, Rove.
38:57I would never do that to you with your eyes and your height.
39:16All right, so you say you've got a pet rock?
39:20Because I do.
39:21Okay, well, how do we know it's a pet?
39:22Like, is it's owners also in the box or what are we talking about?
39:25It could potentially be someone's pet.
39:27Okay.
39:28One day.
39:29Okay, maybe it's a stray rock for now.
39:32Maybe it's a rescue rock.
39:38My rock is feeling triggered right now.
39:42Harsh little rock.
39:43Shh.
39:45His little googly eyes are looking right at me.
39:48I see tears.
39:49Rove, Rove, is the rock from Rockhampton?
39:51I can't see your head is standing in front of it in the photo.
39:54But one day, this little fella down here is going to be the best damn pet rock that any person would ever wish to have.
40:08Look at it.
40:09Look at it.
40:10Look at it.
40:11The audience can see this rock.
40:13They can see its potential.
40:14Its little smiley mouth.
40:15It's beautiful.
40:16I mean, the eyes are a bit wonky, but apart from that, Dave, it's a beautiful rock.
40:21Because I feel it in my heart.
40:22Because I feel it in my heart.
40:23And you see it in my eyes.
40:24You see it in my eyes.
40:26Are you going to tell me to my face that it's not a little pet rock?
40:31Yeah.
40:33You tell them, you tell them, Rove.
40:34You tell them, brother.
40:36Does it have googly eyes?
40:37It does.
40:38How big are the googly eyes?
40:39Well, they're normal eyes, but they're googly.
40:43They're normal eyes, but they're googly.
40:46Dave, do you think he's telling the truth or spinning a yarn?
40:53He's absolutely lying.
40:55Because if you did have a rock, I'd hit you with it.
40:57But you are spinning a yarn.
41:00You are spinning a yarn.
41:01Rove, show us your item.
41:03It's a pet rock.
41:04Oh, it's a pet rock!
41:07It's a pet rock.
41:09It's a pet rock.
41:11It's a P-E-T-R-O-C-K pet rock.
41:15I was going to, but I was too funny for the show.
41:18I think you just, like, gave one of the greatest monologues ever on Australian television.
41:23Can I take that rock home now?
41:25I love TV needs to put more money in this show.
41:28That was a very expensive rock, Dave.
41:31Top of the line.
41:32Show the audience and your team your mystery item.
41:37Oh, my God.
41:38I, I...
41:39No, they can't see it.
41:40Don't let them show it.
41:41No, we're not looking.
41:42No, no, no.
41:43I want to know what it is.
41:45I want to know, too!
41:47Sounds expensive.
41:48Yep.
41:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:50What is your item?
41:52Oh, my gosh.
41:53What isn't it?
41:54What is it?
41:55What is it?
41:56What is it?
41:57I mean, this specific item?
41:58Yeah, yeah.
41:59What I've got?
42:00Yeah.
42:01Oh, it's just a little toy, isn't it?
42:03A little toy?
42:04Yeah.
42:05What's your little toy made of?
42:07It's made out of fabric, mate.
42:09It's...
42:10Fabric.
42:11So, is it a plushie?
42:13Yes, it's a plushie.
42:14Stephen, don't get excited.
42:15It's a lizard.
42:16It's a lizard.
42:17It's a lizard?
42:18Mm-hmm.
42:19What sort of lizard?
42:20Like a half bat, half lizard?
42:21Like a goanna.
42:22Like a goanna or a goanna?
42:24It's a goanna.
42:25I don't know.
42:26Well, it's a toy.
42:27What do you mean you don't know?
42:28It's right there in front of you.
42:29Have a look and tell me what it is.
42:30Oh, it's just one of those...
42:31It's a squeeze.
42:32I'm squeezing it.
42:33Sorry.
42:34I don't know.
42:35I'm squeezing it.
42:36Can I...
42:37Can I just guess?
42:38Because from what I can see on my side, it's just Dave from the waist up grabbing at something
42:51and looking me dead in the eyes.
42:54I'll be honest.
42:55Looking you dead in the eyes squeezing his little toy.
42:58I didn't even open the cooler before.
43:00So you've got a plush goanna.
43:06Mm-hmm.
43:07Is it like representative of a...
43:10Is it just a little...
43:11It's just a toy.
43:12It's not for...
43:13Like is it a mascot?
43:14You want me to black it up a bit?
43:15You want a little bit more?
43:16Oh, yes, Nero.
43:17No, it's the traditional owner of...
43:19What do you think, mate?
43:23Dave, you and I, we have a checkered history, but it's a beautiful history.
43:27Absolutely.
43:28And, you know me, I would never lie to you.
43:34But also, I believe, unlike you, when someone is telling me the truth.
43:41Dave, I think you have a plush toy of a goanna?
43:45I've got to hope so.
43:46What am I going to see?
43:47Oh, it's a snake.
43:48Oh, that's right.
43:49That's right.
43:50That's right.
43:51That's right.
43:52That's right.
43:53That's right.
43:54That's right.
43:55That's right.
43:56Yeah, right now.
43:57It always was, always will be snake roves.
44:02That's a point for Team Wooden.
44:03Yeah.
44:04Yeah.
44:05Yeah.
44:063B.
44:07Oh, well done, everyone.
44:11Well done.
44:12It's one point at team for spin a yarn round, which means both teams are on 19 points.
44:19More yarns and plenty of laughs on the other side of this break on Big Backyard Queers.
44:35Welcome back at New Mob.
44:37Now, since we've got some contestants from Sporting Royalty, Elaine from NRL, Rove, you're from an AFL family.
44:46I am.
44:47Yes, my cousin played for the Dockers.
44:49I cannot.
44:52And Lisa, have you got sporting ability running through your family?
44:56I feel like the entire continent, in a way, with the running, which we're not doing today.
45:03No, I think as well.
45:06Okay.
45:07What about on team Dave?
45:09Have you got some sporting prowess on your side?
45:12No, we're nerds.
45:13Not yet.
45:16Dave?
45:17You know, I'm related to the Mills family, so Patty Mills is my cousin.
45:20Are you?
45:21Wow.
45:22Now, the reason we're talking about sport was because I thought we'd put your skills to the test in a game of Marngrook, or more commonly known as Australian rules.
45:30Each of you will come out and handball the Marngrook into this target.
45:35Oh, well, you know what?
45:36If sexiness was a sport though, I think I would be winning, getting gold medals, world championships, everything.
45:40So I'm going to make my way and do my masculine sexy walk.
45:43As opposed to, what's your usual walk?
45:55Oh, my sexy one.
45:56Ah!
45:57Okay, okay.
45:58Get it!
45:59Get it!
46:00Get it!
46:01Get it!
46:02Get it!
46:03Get it!
46:04Get it!
46:05All right, so we're getting tough for the sport, I see.
46:07Yes.
46:08All right.
46:09So, teens, if you hit the outer ring.
46:12Sorry, what?
46:13You win one point.
46:15Don't be looking at me!
46:17Three points for the middle ring.
46:20And five points if you hit Stephens.
46:23Is this how you got your roids?
46:26Girl, don't even start.
46:28Oh!
46:29So, five points if you hit Stephens' face.
46:31Face.
46:32Face, face, face.
46:33Irving, you're first.
46:34Oh, my gosh.
46:35For Team Dave.
46:36All right, Irving.
46:37Irving!
46:38Irving!
46:39Irving!
46:40Irving!
46:41Yeah, you got this.
46:42You got this.
46:43The only sport I did in high school was debating, so...
46:47Here goes.
46:48You got this, girl.
46:49Yeah, rebutt that ball into that one.
46:50And remember, thumb, thumb, thumb in.
46:52Yep, that's it.
46:53Thumb in.
46:54Okay.
46:55Oh!
46:56Oh!
46:57I mean...
46:58No points!
46:59I'm sorry.
47:00I'm sorry.
47:01Okay, and Lisa!
47:02You got this.
47:03You got it.
47:04You got it.
47:05You got it.
47:06Yeah, think of your country, everyone running and stuff like that.
47:08Think of my country.
47:09Okay.
47:10And the running sports...
47:11Concentrate on that sexy face.
47:12Look at it.
47:13You can do it.
47:14Can I fist it, Stephen?
47:17No, no, you got it.
47:18The rules are you have to go...
47:20Oh, okay.
47:21Yeah, yep.
47:22This is for my country!
47:23Oh!
47:24Oh!
47:25Sorry!
47:26I'm sorry!
47:27I'm sorry!
47:28There's Hooper!
47:29There's Hooper!
47:30Go Hooper!
47:31Go Hooper!
47:32There she goes.
47:33Come on, Hooper!
47:34Go Hooper!
47:35Okay.
47:36Come on.
47:37Now, Claire, you're from Perth.
47:38You must know how to handball a footy, right?
47:39No.
47:40Why would I know how to handball a footy?
47:42Seriously.
47:43You're from Western Australia.
47:44You're from Western Australia.
47:45This is Western Australia!
47:46Oh.
47:47There we go.
47:48There we go.
47:49There we go.
47:50You got this, Claire Hooper!
47:51You've got it!
47:52Oh, sorry.
47:53Okay.
47:54Oh, boy.
47:55Oh!
47:56Oh!
47:57Oh!
47:58Oh!
47:59Oh!
48:00Oh!
48:01Oh!
48:02Oh!
48:03Oh!
48:04Oh!
48:05Oh!
48:06Claire Hooper!
48:07Wow!
48:08Go in there!
48:09Woo-hoo!
48:10Sticks!
48:11Sticks!
48:12Yeah!
48:13Okay, look, I don't want to rain on your parade here, but it's gone to the video rep, and
48:17it did not get into the centre ring.
48:19So that is three points.
48:20Is that the crisis we've had to the ring, though?
48:21Exactly.
48:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:26Okay, right.
48:27Well, at this point, I wish I was really good at children's parties, or had something to
48:32fall back on, in case this all goes horribly wrong.
48:34We'll find that out.
48:35Come on.
48:36What have you got?
48:37Oh, too high!
48:38It's gone over!
48:39Too muscly!
48:40Too muscly!
48:41Too much!
48:42Too many muscles!
48:43Dave Woodhead!
48:44Oh, Dave Woodhead!
48:45Something!
48:46Go, Dave!
48:47Captain!
48:48Captain's captain!
48:49I was going to say, with that arm, you're like halfway there already, brother.
48:52Yeah.
48:53Oh, what are you doing?
48:54Are you a lefty?
48:55No, no.
48:56He's got it.
48:58I actually haven't, yeah, I haven't played sport in years, so...
49:02Line it up.
49:03You got it.
49:04It's good.
49:05Yep.
49:06How's it going?
49:07Ooh!
49:08Ooh!
49:09Come on.
49:10Play.
49:11I feel like...
49:12It's down to NRL heiress, Elaine.
49:15Yay!
49:16Ooh!
49:17This is it.
49:18This is it.
49:19This is it.
49:20So now I'm just rethinking all of my trash talking that I was doing.
49:24Yeah.
49:25Oh, that's a...
49:26Oh, that's a...
49:27Oh, that's a...
49:28Oh, that's a...
49:29Okay.
49:30Come on.
49:31And next minute if you pull something, I'm gonna kill myself laughing.
49:35Come on, sis!
49:36You've got this!
49:37Woo!
49:38Woo!
49:39Woo!
49:40Woo!
49:41Do you want us to count you in?
49:42No!
49:43Oh!
49:44That was a connect!
49:45Oh, that's...
49:46That's one point, which means Team Elaine is on 20 points!
49:51Woo!
49:52Woo!
49:53Team Jade is on 22 points!
49:56Woo!
49:57Woo!
49:58That was very entertaining, but maybe you should all stick to your Jake Jobs, I think.
50:03Uh, sport maybe isn't...isn't your calling.
50:06One more game to decide the winners of this episode of the Big Backyard Quiz.
50:11This is a lightning-fast buzzer round.
50:14Buzzers have been handed out.
50:15Team Elaine, let's have a listen to your buzzer.
50:18Alright.
50:19Team Dave, let's have a listen to your buzzer.
50:24This is a classic quick-fire question round.
50:27First person to hit your buzzer gets to answer.
50:31If you get it right, you get a point.
50:32If you get it wrong, we move on to the next question.
50:35Great.
50:36Alright.
50:37Oh!
50:38This is the buzzer round.
50:39Oh!
50:40Oh!
50:41It's like a disco.
50:42Yay!
50:43Okay.
50:44Ready for the first question?
50:45Yes, ma'am.
50:46Which contestant won the first season of SBS's Alone Australia after surviving...
50:51Yes?
50:52Gina Chick.
50:53Correct!
50:54Woo!
50:57What is the name of Archie Rocha's first studio album?
51:01Mmm.
51:02Oh!
51:03You got it.
51:04Ladies and gentlemen.
51:05Come on!
51:06That's a double J.
51:07The first studio album.
51:09Can I say it?
51:10There's a title song of this album?
51:14Yes.
51:15Took the children away?
51:16No.
51:17No.
51:18Tuck away!
51:19I was going to say that next!
51:20No!
51:21No!
51:22That can't be revoked, sorry.
51:23I'm so sorry!
51:24True or false?
51:25Indigenous Australians make up 4.1% of Australia's total population according to the 2021 census.
51:32True.
51:33False!
51:34Yay!
51:35Oh!
51:36We did go up but to 3.8% so that's what the percentage is.
51:39Alright.
51:40Question.
51:41What kind of jellyfish found in the Great Barrier Reef can kill?
51:44Yes.
51:45A box jellyfish.
51:46Correct!
51:47Yay!
51:48Well done.
51:49Good job.
51:50Well done.
51:51What animal has the inauspicious nickname been chicken?
51:54Oh!
51:55I missed.
51:56Correct!
52:01Complete this line.
52:03Not happy.
52:04Oh!
52:05I screamed it out.
52:06I screamed it out.
52:07That was us.
52:08Yeah.
52:09I'm sure you were motioning this way.
52:11No!
52:12It did turn.
52:13It did turn.
52:14The video referee said Team Dave for that one.
52:16Thank you video referee.
52:17Catchphrase popularised by the NRL footy show has become a fan favourite thanks to Matty
52:22Johns and his comedic antics.
52:25Matty Johns!
52:26Hey!
52:27Let's play some footy!
52:30I mean all I can think of is the interview of my dad when he was coming off the field
52:35and he actually accidentally swore on live TV.
52:38But that's not, I'm not going to do that.
52:42That's gold is the answer.
52:44Let's move on.
52:45Let's go.
52:46What is the musical alias for Charlton Kenneth Geoffrey Howard?
52:50Yes.
52:51The Ken Leroy.
52:52Correct!
52:53Yay!
52:58Triple J.
52:59Which desert in WA is known for its thousands of limestone pillars rising from the sand?
53:06The Pinnacles.
53:07Correct!
53:08Correct!
53:09I think, I don't think our sticks are working.
53:12It's the sticks are working.
53:13Uniquely Australian scientific phenomenon involves researchers studying red rain caused
53:19by desert dust storms.
53:23Being a dog?
53:25What about blood rain?
53:27Correct!
53:28In 1966, who led the Wave Hill walk-off?
53:37Oh my God.
53:38Tongues down.
53:39Wait, wait, wait.
53:41Instant Lingari.
53:42Correct!
53:46Sis you summoned the power of the ancestors with that didn't you?
53:49Yes!
53:50I shoved it!
53:51Shut up.
53:52You did my barbecue.
53:55Which body of water separates Australia from the Torres Strait Islands?
53:58The Torres Strait.
53:59Correct!
54:00Yay!
54:02Shout out to you.
54:04Which is the best selling beer in Australia as of 2024?
54:08Triple X.
54:10Triple X?
54:12Okay.
54:13I think it was a good try.
54:14Four X?
54:15That is a no!
54:17It is Carlton Dry.
54:19Carlton Dry?
54:20It is neck and neck.
54:22The final question of the BBQ, it all comes down to this.
54:27Shut your mouth.
54:28Finish this famous advertisement line.
54:31Hello, Frank Walker!
54:33Frank Walker National Falls!
54:34Yay!
54:35Yay!
54:36Yay!
54:37Yay!
54:38Come on, 3D.
54:39Team Dave!
54:41Team Elaine on 25 points, which means on 26 points, the winner, Team Dave!
54:46Yay!
54:50By the way, you get to present to Team Dave our coveted Golden Togs.
54:55This is going to be the ball coming down to a Frank Walker from National Falls.
54:59I'm heading out of traffic, you shut your mouth, bitch.
55:01Congratulations!
55:02Well done!
55:04Thank you to our biggest mob, deadliest guests here, and thank you for you watching at home
55:18and playing along.
55:19Thank you for another magical evening here at the Big Backyard Quiz.
55:23I'm Narelda Jacobs and you are...
55:25Stephen Oliver.
55:26We'll see you next week for Big Backyard Quiz.
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