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Charlotte and the 7 Frat Brothers ES Subtitle
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00:00Can I help you with something?
00:01I'm your new roommate.
00:02Roommate?
00:03Uh, you're a girl.
00:04Woman.
00:05If you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:06It's against Panhellenic rules for a girl to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:09I have nowhere to go.
00:10Look, she has nowhere else to go after this.
00:12She can stay.
00:13On one condition.
00:14No one touches her.
00:15I'm Wolf.
00:16You, uh, you around here?
00:17Wolf.
00:18Get the fuck away from me.
00:19Uh, Chase, what the hell?
00:21So much for no drama.
00:23Charlotte, if she's fair game, I deserve a shot.
00:25I like...
00:26She's not fair game, average.
00:27Obviously, I like you.
00:28A lot.
00:29It's killing me how much I like you.
00:31How much I want you.
00:32You want me?
00:33More than anything.
00:34Chase broke the rule that he made.
00:36He needs to be held accountable.
00:38Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called Cheerleader on steroids?
00:42Raven, don't.
00:43It's her or me.
00:44Take a shower with me.
00:46Hey, reminder.
00:47Every second counts.
00:48Yes, chef!
00:49It's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl, Charlotte Withers.
00:54Someone talked.
00:55I bet I know who.
00:56The whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
00:58I failed you as a leader.
00:59I'm stepping down.
01:00They're quitting on us?
01:01Oh, ew.
01:02Rose!
01:03Ew!
01:04Rose!
01:05Ew!
01:06Ew!
01:07Ew!
01:08Rose!
01:09Ew!
01:10I'm feeling out every second, every hour of the day.
01:14Good morning, gorgeous.
01:15Can I help you out?
01:16I'm feeling out every second, every hour of the day.
01:21Good morning, gorgeous.
01:22Can I help you with something?
01:23Charlotte Withers.
01:24I'm your new roommate.
01:25Roommate?
01:26But you're a girl.
01:27Woman.
01:28Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe.
01:29I'm feeling out every second, every hour of the day.
01:30I'm feeling out every second, every hour of the day.
01:35Good morning, gorgeous.
01:39Can I help you with something?
01:44Charlotte Withers.
01:45I'm your new roommate.
01:46Roommate?
01:47But you're a girl.
01:48Woman.
01:49Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe.
01:50They called and said we'd be subletting to some guy named Charles.
01:51Charles is short for Charlotte.
01:52Misunderstanding.
01:53See, the paperwork to renew my house thing got misplaced, and this thing is really heavy.
02:06You mind if we just have this discussion inside?
02:08I don't think...
02:09Great.
02:10Excuse me, guys.
02:11Sorry.
02:12Okay.
02:13Okay.
02:14Okay.
02:15Dibs.
02:24Bro, you were so trashed.
02:25Stop cheating, man.
02:26Watch this, watch this.
02:27You got it, G.
02:28Take your ill.
02:29I bet we made you.
02:30Take your ill, buddy.
02:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:32I'll look at you as I'm playing.
02:34You regret that, watch this?
02:35Mm-hmm.
02:36Hitmarker?
02:37Really?
02:38You fucking idiot.
02:39Yo, what the fuck?
02:44I'm in the middle of a very serious ass kicking.
02:47Oh, man, stop it.
02:48You're not whooping shit.
02:49Now watch me cook.
02:50Look, I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you.
02:53There's no chance the Prez lets you stay.
02:55Mm, we'll see about that.
02:57In the meantime, how about you introduce me to my new brothers?
03:01Okay.
03:02Uh, this is Miguel and Austin.
03:05Yes, Miguel, the certified ass topper.
03:08Oh, my, my.
03:09Fuck, man.
03:10Fuck.
03:11Fuck.
03:12You were saying?
03:13Shut up, man.
03:14Uh, Tristan and Vincent are exchange students from Germany.
03:18They're still working on their English, though, so don't take their silence personally.
03:22I'm Darren, and this...
03:23Everett.
03:24Welcome to Crokington, sweetheart.
03:26I thought this was Theta Roe.
03:28Crokington's a nickname.
03:29For brothers only.
03:31Uh, guys, this is Charles.
03:34I guess she's...
03:36I'm your new roommate.
03:37Excuse me?
03:41Hey, Prez?
03:43Housing fucked up.
03:44This is Charles, our new sublet.
03:47Uh, Charlotte, it's nice to meet you.
03:50In case you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
03:52It's against Pan-Hellenic policy for girls to sleep over, let alone live here.
03:56Wait, that's a real thing?
03:57I thought we were all just saying that so girls wouldn't try to cuddle after sex.
04:02You need to leave.
04:03I'd say pack your bags, but looks like you already got that covered.
04:09Jesus, not the waterworks.
04:11I'm sorry, I just...
04:13I have nowhere to go.
04:14My dad lives over four hours away, and I can't make this commute.
04:18Come on, Chase.
04:20She can stay one night.
04:23She can shack up with me?
04:25What do you say, Charles?
04:29Fine.
04:31Stop crying.
04:32One night.
04:33You're out tomorrow.
04:34Understand?
04:45Where's the kitchen?
04:46Oh, that's so disgusting.
05:00Seriously?
05:06You don't have a knife set?
05:07How do you cook?
05:08Ever hear of a dining hall?
05:11What about after college?
05:13I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you, won't I?
05:20That doesn't go there.
05:22You think it's better?
05:23Just loose on the counter?
05:24I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house, you have no idea where things belong.
05:30Meh.
05:31Look at you two.
05:32Bickering like an old married couple.
05:45I'm gonna... yeah.
05:48Why don't you leave well enough alone, huh?
05:51We don't need a maid.
05:54We don't need a maid.
06:04Holy shit!
06:06No!
06:08Hallelujah!
06:14What is this?
06:16It's my way of expressing my appreciation.
06:20I know I'm putting you guys at risk by staying here.
06:22And I'm grateful.
06:24It's been a really, really tough year, so...
06:29And... dig in!
06:30It's panko crusted chevre, croquettes with quince, and prosciutto da parma overshaved fennel arugula salad.
06:47Cheese balls with meat, and this crazy green thing called salad.
06:50Yeah, I'm good.
06:54You won't even try it?
06:56You think I'll do anything you say just because you bat those doe eyes at me and flounce around in that cute little apron?
07:00I wasn't trying to...
07:02Your presence here threatens the existence of our charter.
07:04And I'll put my brother's well-being over a pretty face any day.
07:07So, check out's noon tomorrow.
07:10Enjoy your final supper.
07:11A closed door means occupied!
07:27Chill out, Charles. I'm not looking. I'm a gentleman.
07:30I am just grabbing my stash.
07:32Oh, yeah, please make yourself comfortable.
07:37I will, thank you.
07:39You know, if I have to listen to Austin argue about how a video game contest should be our philanthropy for one more minute, I will actually lose my fucking mind.
07:47Okay, you have to go. I was being sarcastic.
07:50Bye now.
07:51Wait, wait, wait, Charles. There's something I really wanted to tell you.
07:54Purple might be my new favorite color.
07:57Such a gentleman.
07:58Such a gentleman.
08:00Have a good night.
08:01Bye.
08:03Oh, my God.
08:09What?
08:11Fuck.
08:12Me.
08:13Oh, shit.
08:14Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven?
08:21Always start your day with a real breakfast, not refined sugar.
08:25I'm looking at you, Vincent.
08:26I thought we had our mother in Frankfurt left.
08:31Yes.
08:32Cinnamon rolls are cooling in the oven. Enjoy.
08:37Let's go!
08:39Gotta get to O.J.
08:43Look at that.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:49I've never had pancakes that taste like this.
08:51Bro.
08:52This orange juice is freshly fucking squeezed.
08:56And she took out the pulp.
08:58Damn.
08:59Let my mom do that for me.
09:00Oh, just like little my girl.
09:02I ain't serious.
09:04Okay, are we done?
09:06We still haven't settled on our philanthropy.
09:07And-
09:08Look, I still think that we could do the-
09:09Nope.
09:10We're not gonna do an open mic night.
09:12Bro.
09:13Tight five doesn't count as charity.
09:14Beg to differ.
09:16Any other suggestions?
09:18I got it.
09:20Remember that TikTok I sent you?
09:21About those guys in the UK serving bachelorette parties naked?
09:24Yeah, about that.
09:25Is there something that you need to share with the group?
09:28Fuck off.
09:29No, I'm saying we serve tickets to a fancy dinner and serve it boys and buff style.
09:34I've looked into a dinner service before.
09:36It's too expensive.
09:37We can't afford to hire a chef.
09:39We already have one in the house.
09:44Chef Charlotte.
09:46Have you lost your mind?
09:47Have you tried her food?
09:48He's right, Prez.
09:49You ain't never had bacon like this.
09:52What makes you think she would help us?
09:53Huh?
09:54She would if we let her stay.
09:55No.
09:58No.
09:59No way.
10:00We don't need her.
10:01Chase, come on man.
10:02We've under-raised for philanthropy every year.
10:04We're getting fined.
10:05I'd rather get fined than lose the frat.
10:07It's against the rules.
10:08You guys want us to get our charter taken away?
10:10Am I really the only one here who gives a shit about Crokington?
10:13Why are you the only one that has a problem with this?
10:16Admin's the one that put Charles here in the first place.
10:18Right?
10:19Plus, your dad's the dean.
10:20He'll bail us out.
10:21You wanna bet?
10:23Then we keep it a secret.
10:24It's a win-win.
10:25We raise a shit ton of money for charity, and Charlotte gets to stay.
10:29Look, she has no one else to go after this.
10:31It's not our problem.
10:32I said no.
10:34Fucking dictatorship again.
10:35What was that?
10:36It's a good idea, Chase.
10:37Come on, you know what it is.
10:44Fucking God.
10:47Fine, she can stay.
10:48Woo!
10:49Let's go!
10:50Let's go!
10:51On one condition.
10:52No one touches her.
10:53I don't want us fighting over a girl.
10:55If I find out that anyone is more than just the roommate, her and that brother are out.
11:03Got it?
11:04Got it.
11:05Scout's on her.
11:06I'm gonna tell you the good news.
11:07No.
11:08You stay.
11:09I'll go.
11:10You tried.
11:11You tried.
11:12You tried.
11:13But that dude is lost.
11:14He doesn't find out.
11:25Change of plans.
11:27You can stay.
11:28Wait, seriously?
11:29But I just-
11:30Rule number one.
11:31You don't tell anyone that you live here.
11:33Rule number two?
11:34You cook.
11:35Excuse me?
11:36For our philanthropy event.
11:38Every year, all the frats and sororities raise money to help kids get more access to school lunches.
11:43We want to do a dinner service, but we need a chef.
11:46Deal?
11:47Deal.
11:48Come on, I don't bite.
12:01But I do.
12:03Don't get it twisted, Charlotte.
12:05I'm not doing this for you.
12:07I'm doing this for the frat.
12:09Loud and clear, sir.
12:18Your breakfast cakes were so delicious.
12:33How I can make?
12:35Family secret.
12:37Damn, girl.
12:38I don't know if you're a miracle worker or something, but that is the most he said all semester.
12:43The conversation here is not so stimulating.
12:46Oh.
12:47Okay.
12:48All right.
12:49Don't do that.
12:50Come on.
12:51What?
12:52Smile?
12:53I'm thankful, is all.
12:54You have to forgive, Chase.
12:55All he responds to is brooding.
12:56Mm.
12:57Okay.
13:02So, I'm happy to take the lead on all things kitchen, but rats live better than you boys.
13:12So, as far as the house goes, it'll be a team effort.
13:16Okay.
13:17What do you want us to do?
13:19Hmm.
13:23We're making lists.
13:25Oh.
13:26Oh.
13:27Oh.
13:32This has gotta go.
13:34Seriously?
13:35It's motivational.
13:41Honestly, it's kinda like Call of Duty.
13:44Oh, let's go.
13:45I'm like a one-man army out here.
13:47Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire!
13:48Okay.
13:49Never mix bleach in anything ammonia-based.
13:51You'll make a chloramine gas.
13:53Seriously?
13:55Oh, sick!
13:56Not mattress on the floor.
14:02Yeah, no headboard.
14:03Just keep breaking them.
14:05Do you need a demonstration?
14:07I need your credit card.
14:09How about I take you to dinner instead?
14:13Oh, Chase, I found some surprisingly decent curtains in storage.
14:18I can put them up for you if you like.
14:20Here's another rule for you.
14:22You know what's good for you?
14:23Just stay out of my room.
14:25Hmm.
14:26Trust me, that's the last place I want to be.
14:31I'm sure.
14:39Come in.
14:44Sorry I'm late.
14:45I expected as much.
14:47You've always kept your mother and I waiting.
14:50You were two weeks past your due date.
14:52Okay, I apologized.
14:53What do you want?
14:54I want you to get serious about your future, son.
14:57Have you given any more thought to Oxford?
15:00I told you I'm not interested.
15:02Do you know how many strings I pulled to get you that offer?
15:04I don't want to be an academic, Dad.
15:06I'm sorry to disappoint you yet again, but I'm not wasting another 10 to 15 years on a PhD program.
15:12Oh, so you'd rather waste four years of undergrad partying?
15:17I should never have let you join that fraternity.
15:20I want you out.
15:21I want you out.
15:22I am not a child.
15:23You can't tell me what to do anymore.
15:25Maybe not.
15:26But I refuse to let you throw away your inheritance on such nonsense.
15:30You don't think I know how much money you're pulling out of your bank account and putting into this distraction?
15:36If I see so much as a charge for a six-pack, I will shut your accounts down.
15:43And in the meantime, I will urge you to give serious thought to grad school.
15:53Dismissed.
16:13Okay, house meeting.
16:14Right now.
16:15That means you, out.
16:16You're not a member of this house.
16:17Chase, she's-
16:18Out!
16:20Excuse me.
16:28The fuck was that?
16:29Anti-ran, House President.
16:30Was?
16:31Shut the fuck up, sauerkraut.
16:32Listen to me, boys.
16:33We gotta get serious about what we bring to campus.
16:35Everybody needs to step up.
16:37We gotta do 25% for philanthropy, plus bills and house dues.
16:41I can't keep covering this shit, okay?
16:43My dad is out for blood.
16:45He'll do anything to-
16:50Fucking hell.
16:53Chase.
16:55If you need help with the bills, just tell us.
16:57We're brothers.
16:59You don't have to do this alone.
17:00And it's not Charlotte's fault.
17:02This place was fucked before she even stepped foot in here.
17:05You need to go apologize.
17:11What now?
17:12Come to yell at me some more?
17:13I wanted to say I'm sorry.
17:14I had a shit day and I took it out on you.
17:16It wasn't fair.
17:17Apology accepted.
17:19I'm sorry, it wasn't fair.
17:22And I had a shit day and I took it out on you.
17:24It wasn't fair.
17:25Apology accepted.
17:26What now?
17:33Come to yell at me some more?
17:35I wanted to say I'm sorry.
17:37I had a shit day and I took it out on you.
17:41It wasn't fair.
17:44Apology accepted.
17:46You know, when I'm having a bad day, I cook.
17:51You cook every day.
17:53I've had a lot of bad dates.
17:56Come here.
18:06What do I do with this?
18:07Take out that frustration.
18:11Fine.
18:15No, not like that.
18:17What?
18:18Like you mean it.
18:20Look like this.
18:23Faster.
18:24Like that?
18:25Oh yeah, that's perfect.
18:28Stop.
18:29Okay, okay, stop.
18:35Now try it.
18:36I think I'll pass on the salmonella.
18:44Thanks.
18:46Mr. President, afraid of a little batter?
18:49Okay.
18:53Hey, babe.
18:56Well, hello there.
18:57You're the girl who's renting the room here, right?
19:01Yes.
19:01I'm Raven.
19:03Kappa Kappa President and Crokington Sweetheart.
19:06So, what's your name?
19:09Charlotte.
19:09Charlotte.
19:10I'm almost done with this.
19:12You can have some when it's done, if you want.
19:14Is that dark chocolate?
19:18The guys hate dark chocolate.
19:20They've seemed to like it fine.
19:22I'm sure they just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
19:25Why don't we go upstairs?
19:26I have council business to discuss.
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