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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet. You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet? We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them. That's what we call sweet. I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck, that's actually my husband. You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey, let me explain.
00:00:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:00:25Stop!
00:00:26All right, enough! Cut it out!
00:00:34I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself. Sloppy. You're rude. Totally unfeminine.
00:00:47I want a divorce. Crazy lady.
00:00:56Karma will get that scumbag.
00:01:00No need for karma. I can't handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris, Leo snucked the row you wanted.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:18Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that. He has fewer Instagram followers than me, and his last movie made only $100 million.
00:01:25The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:33What about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:38What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years, but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her?
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:51Sounds more like excused me.
00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56All right.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her, vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:05Now that's a story people might buy into, but the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13All right.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:22Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:35Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:02:39But you guys eat those cooked by nuts.
00:02:42Sleep with nuts.
00:02:43Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:46No offense, but I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:48I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels.
00:02:58Screw you, fuck, Chris Roberts.
00:02:59I sold the house.
00:03:18You got till tonight to move out.
00:03:20Or your stuff will get thrown away.
00:03:22If you want to divorce me, fine.
00:03:27Go ahead.
00:03:28But how dare you sell our house without my consent?
00:03:33I'll sue you.
00:03:34Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:03:36Don't mess with me.
00:03:38Or apply for the custody for our son.
00:03:40Jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:03:44Despicable!
00:03:44So, you divorced?
00:03:47It's none of your business!
00:03:49Marry me.
00:03:56Are you insane?
00:04:00My car's worth $4 million.
00:04:02Do you want to talk about marriage or compensation?
00:04:09This way, ma'am.
00:04:14Watch us stop, ma'am.
00:04:22Welcome, ma'am.
00:04:23Wow.
00:04:34So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:04:37I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:38So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:04:56No.
00:04:57This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:04:59Yours is upstairs.
00:05:01Bigger and better.
00:05:02Forget that.
00:05:03Come sign the contract.
00:05:04Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:05:10Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:12Aubrey.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Aubrey, listen to me.
00:05:16I love you for more than 10 years.
00:05:19I heard that you're divorced.
00:05:22So, I popped the question right away.
00:05:25What?
00:05:26Really?
00:05:27Are you kidding me?
00:05:29Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:05:31I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:05:35Relax.
00:05:36Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:05:39Great.
00:05:39That's amazing.
00:05:40Once I secure the role and back that Oscar,
00:05:43we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:05:48So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:05:52Might as well say,
00:05:53so that do us a part.
00:05:55Don't worry about that.
00:05:56I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:05:58The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:06:02You're Chris Roberts.
00:06:02Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:06:06Considering our attitude,
00:06:07I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:06:09Usually, they pay around $500,000.
00:06:11And now, $150,000.
00:06:13That's enough for you.
00:06:16Per year?
00:06:16Per month, of course.
00:06:18So, you have a son?
00:06:33Don't get me wrong.
00:06:34Just want to know more about my wife.
00:06:36Per year?
00:06:37Per year?
00:06:37Per year?
00:06:38Per year?
00:06:39Per year?
00:06:39Per year?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:43His name is Luke.
00:06:44He's nine.
00:06:46In summer camp,
00:06:48unaware of the divorce.
00:06:49Per year?
00:06:49Good lord, that looks calorie packed
00:07:01First, it's not for you
00:07:04Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:07:07Jeez, touchy
00:07:10It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:07:13Keep that up
00:07:15Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:07:17We're meeting the director
00:07:19Already?
00:07:21This is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:07:24And I really want you to take it seriously
00:07:26Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:07:28Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:07:31Come on, this top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:07:35We'll solve this problem right now
00:07:38Hey Brad
00:07:40Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:07:45Oh my god
00:07:47I didn't expect this to be such a huge project
00:07:51But luckily, I'm Hollywood stylish
00:07:53Alright girls
00:07:55Let's get going
00:07:56Right here
00:07:59I got it
00:08:00Are you okay baby?
00:08:10Watch out, please calm down
00:08:12Can't they set up back here?
00:08:13Sit down
00:08:14Get them out of here
00:08:15Oh my god, are you okay baby?
00:08:17Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:27She's my wife now
00:08:28So yes, it's worth it
00:08:30Baby Ro, I did my best today
00:08:35Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day
00:08:38How do I look?
00:08:54Wow
00:08:55You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:08:58Wow
00:09:01You sure ain't sure of that ass
00:09:03Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:07Julia, her acting skills surpassed mine
00:09:10That's what handling a big story does to me
00:09:13Let's go girls
00:09:15Thank you so much, guys
00:09:16No problem, baby
00:09:18Jeez
00:09:20How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:24Just like Kardashians
00:09:26Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:09:30God is fair
00:09:31Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:09:34He gave you unbrittle confidence
00:09:36Wow
00:09:41You're totally gonna nail that role now
00:09:43We look so perfect together
00:09:44It's a match made in heaven
00:09:47No, no, no
00:09:59There's no spark between you two
00:10:01You don't love your wife at all
00:10:03I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:10:05But we haven't even started talking
00:10:07You know the lot talk is about feeling
00:10:09I don't feel your love for her
00:10:12He's crazy about me
00:10:15The moment I was divorced
00:10:16He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:10:19I love you, baby
00:10:22That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:10:26Come back to me
00:10:32I will learn to be a proper
00:10:33Jeez
00:10:36Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:10:39And not some charlatan?
00:10:41Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:10:43Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:10:46Any steak?
00:10:47Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:10:49Bursting from one extra bite
00:10:51You guessed right
00:10:53Much better now
00:11:02Can you eat quieter?
00:11:12You're disturbing my reading
00:11:14You're married?
00:11:23What's up?
00:11:25What?
00:11:25Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:27Of course
00:11:28I can cover your shift today
00:11:29Where are you going?
00:11:32The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:11:36Aubrey
00:11:44What are you doing here?
00:11:46You're not stalking me, are you?
00:11:48Listen
00:11:48Stop harassing me
00:11:50Tiffany and I are engaged
00:11:52Sorry to disappoint you
00:11:55But I'm married too
00:11:57It's not just you who found someone new
00:11:59Jim
00:11:59I told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:12:03I do have a husband
00:12:07And he's hotter
00:12:09Wealthier
00:12:10And lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:12:12If he's so great
00:12:14When's an old timer like you
00:12:16Still going here serving tapes?
00:12:18Come on man
00:12:19Don't just stand there
00:12:20Serve us
00:12:20I want
00:12:23Hot tea
00:12:24Jeez
00:12:34You trying to scald me?
00:12:46Are you satisfied now?
00:12:48That's better
00:12:49Drink up dear
00:12:50Ouch
00:12:52This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:12:57Check out my engagement ring from Mark
00:13:00It's whopping two carats
00:13:02I heard your wedding ring was
00:13:05A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:13:10Wasn't it?
00:13:12Wow
00:13:12Good for you
00:13:14And when you guys eventually split
00:13:15You will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:13:20Don't stoop to our level
00:13:24You
00:13:25Go and get the stakes ready in ten minutes
00:13:27Else
00:13:28I'll be reporting you
00:13:29I said
00:13:30Half an hour
00:13:31When you ordered
00:13:32Then
00:13:33Figure it out
00:13:34Wait
00:13:36Tub off my water
00:13:38Mary
00:13:44You owe me a proper meal
00:13:46I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:13:49Aubrey
00:13:53Why are you waitressing?
00:13:55We're not really married
00:13:56What I do is none of your business
00:13:58Let's go
00:14:01The advertisers are waiting
00:14:03Keep an eye on her
00:14:06Make sure nobody messes with her
00:14:09I'm not her agent
00:14:10But she's my wife
00:14:11At least on paper
00:14:12Okay guys
00:14:13If you don't need anything else
00:14:14I'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:14:16Oh my god
00:14:18My ring
00:14:20It's gone
00:14:21Since you're the only one serving us
00:14:24I suspect you stole my ring
00:14:26Just because you're a bitch
00:14:27Doesn't mean everyone is
00:14:29I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:14:32Let alone steal it
00:14:33Then now you won't help
00:14:35Let's arm you somewhere
00:14:37This is proof
00:14:43I'm gonna have you
00:14:48Fired
00:14:49No way
00:14:50You're framing me on purpose
00:14:51Got it
00:14:57Get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:14:59You and your husband are so sweet
00:15:05You always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:15:07Sweet?
00:15:09We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago
00:15:13Look at them
00:15:15That's what we call sweet
00:15:17I wish my hubby was like that
00:15:18Fuck, that's actually my husband
00:15:22You jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:15:24Aubrey
00:15:25Let me explain
00:15:26Wait, wait, wait
00:15:28Stop
00:15:30Fired
00:15:32Alright, enough
00:15:34Cut it out
00:15:36I wouldn't have to be out here
00:15:39Lasting around
00:15:40If you didn't push me
00:15:42To do it
00:15:43Look at yourself
00:15:44Sloppy
00:15:45You're rude
00:15:47Totally
00:15:48All feminine
00:15:50I want a divorce
00:15:52Crazy lady
00:15:53Get that scum back
00:16:03No need for karma
00:16:04I can handle this myself
00:16:05Hand me the car key
00:16:06Chris
00:16:16Leo's not the role you wanted
00:16:19No way
00:16:20Why him?
00:16:22I cannot understand that
00:16:23He has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:16:25And his last movie made only 100 million dollars
00:16:28The director's looking for a guy
00:16:30Who's totally devoted to his wife
00:16:32Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
00:16:34For true love
00:16:35But what about you?
00:16:37You're a 40-year-old bachelor
00:16:39Known around town as a total playboy
00:16:42What if
00:16:43I told everyone
00:16:44That I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:16:48But she's married
00:16:50And all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:16:53You think that would lend me the role?
00:16:55Sounds more like excused me
00:16:56That's not good enough, huh?
00:16:59Alright
00:17:00Do I have to say she just got divorced
00:17:02And I'm rushing to marry her
00:17:04Vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:17:07To prove I can be a committed guy?
00:17:09Now that's a story people might buy into
00:17:11But the problem is
00:17:14You're just making this up
00:17:15On the spot
00:17:16Alright
00:17:17I wish a woman like that
00:17:21Would just fall into my life for real
00:17:23Damn it
00:17:26Fuck
00:17:28I'm so sorry
00:17:35Are you nuts?
00:17:37Nuts?
00:17:40Is that all you men got?
00:17:41Yeah
00:17:42I'm nuts
00:17:42But you guys
00:17:43Eat good coke by nuts
00:17:45Sleep with nuts
00:17:46Have kids with nuts
00:17:47You are the real nuts here
00:17:49No offense
00:17:50But I'm Chris Roberts
00:17:51I only sleep with supermodels
00:17:53Under 25 years old
00:17:55Only supermodels
00:17:59Screw you
00:18:02Fuck Chris Roberts
00:18:03I sold the house
00:18:21You got till tonight to move out
00:18:23Or
00:18:24Your stuff will be thrown away
00:18:26If you want to divorce me
00:18:29Fine
00:18:30Go ahead
00:18:31But how dare you sell our house
00:18:34Without my consent
00:18:36I'll sue you
00:18:38Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:18:39Don't mess with me
00:18:41Or a fight for a custody
00:18:42For our son
00:18:43Jobless house
00:18:44What let you
00:18:45Won't stand a chance
00:18:46Despicable
00:18:47So
00:18:49You divorced?
00:18:50It's none of your business
00:18:52Marry me
00:18:53Are you insane?
00:19:04My car's worth 4 million dollars
00:19:06You want to talk about marriage
00:19:08Or compensation?
00:19:12This way, ma'am
00:19:13Watch your step, ma'am
00:19:18Welcome, ma'am
00:19:26Wow
00:19:37So it's your house
00:19:39At 5 Central Avenue
00:19:40I've seen it in a magazine
00:19:42So
00:19:56I get a room like this
00:19:58For a fake marriage?
00:19:59No
00:20:00This is for Elizabeth, my dog
00:20:02Yours is upstairs
00:20:03Bigger and better
00:20:05Forget that
00:20:06Come sign the contract
00:20:08Sign this
00:20:12And you will be my wife
00:20:13Sorry, what's your name again?
00:20:16Aubrey
00:20:16Okay
00:20:17Aubrey
00:20:18Listen to me
00:20:19I love you
00:20:20For more than 10 years
00:20:22I heard
00:20:23That you're divorced
00:20:24So
00:20:25I popped the question right away
00:20:27What?
00:20:29Really?
00:20:30Are you kidding me?
00:20:32Aubrey
00:20:32This marriage is just for show
00:20:34I hope you won't catch
00:20:35Real feelings for me
00:20:37Relax
00:20:39Not falling for you
00:20:40As easy as drinking and eating
00:20:42Great
00:20:42That's amazing
00:20:43Once I secure the role
00:20:45And back that Oscar
00:20:46We'll part our ways
00:20:48Smoothly
00:20:50So we stuck together
00:20:52Until we win an Oscar?
00:20:55Might as well say
00:20:56Till that do us a part
00:20:58Don't worry about that
00:20:59I'm gonna pay you
00:21:01An acting salary
00:21:02The same as I do
00:21:03With my models and actors
00:21:04You're Chris Roberts
00:21:06Those actresses must earn a fortune
00:21:08Considering our attitude
00:21:10I'm gonna go with minimum wage
00:21:12Usually they pay around 500 grand
00:21:14And now
00:21:15150k
00:21:16That's enough for you
00:21:18Per year?
00:21:20Per month, of course
00:21:21So you have a son?
00:21:36Don't get me wrong
00:21:37Just wanna know more about my wife
00:21:39Yeah
00:21:45His name is Luke
00:21:47He's nine
00:21:48In summer camp
00:21:50Unware of the divorce
00:21:52Good lord
00:22:02That looks calorie packed
00:22:05First
00:22:06First, it's not for you
00:22:07Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:22:10Jeez, touchy
00:22:13It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:22:16Keep that up
00:22:18Another thing
00:22:19Clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:22:21We're meeting the director
00:22:22Already?
00:22:25This is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:22:27And I really want you to take it seriously
00:22:29Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:22:31Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:22:35Come on
00:22:36This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:22:38I'll solve this problem right now
00:22:41Hey, Brad
00:22:43Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:22:48Oh my god
00:22:51I didn't expect this to be such a huge project
00:22:54But luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish
00:22:56Alright, girls
00:22:58Let's get going
00:23:00Right here
00:23:02I got it
00:23:03I got it
00:23:11Are you okay, please?
00:23:14Watch out
00:23:14Please calm down
00:23:15Can't you set up back here?
00:23:17Sit down
00:23:17Get him out of here
00:23:18Oh my god
00:23:19Are you okay, baby?
00:23:20Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:23:30She's my wife now
00:23:32So yes, it's worth it
00:23:34Baby Ro, I did my best today
00:23:38Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day
00:23:50How do I look?
00:23:58Wow
00:23:58You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:24:01Wow
00:24:04You sure ain't sure of that, asked
00:24:06Why are you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:24:11Julia
00:24:11Your acting skill surpassed mine
00:24:14That's what handling a big star does to me
00:24:17Let's go, girls
00:24:18Thank you so much, guys
00:24:20No problem, baby
00:24:21Jeez
00:24:23How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:24:27Just like Kardashians
00:24:29Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:24:33God is fair
00:24:34Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:24:37He gave you unbridled confidence
00:24:39Wow
00:24:44You're totally gonna nail that role now
00:24:46We look so perfect together
00:24:48It's a match made in heaven
00:24:50No, no, no
00:25:02There's no spark between you two
00:25:05You don't love your wife at all
00:25:07I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:25:08But we haven't even started talking
00:25:10You know the law talk is about feeling
00:25:13I don't feel your love for her
00:25:16He's crazy about me
00:25:18The moment I was divorced
00:25:20He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:25:23I love you, baby
00:25:25That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:25:29Come back to me
00:25:35Or you'll learn to be a proper
00:25:36Jeez
00:25:39Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:25:42And not some charlatan?
00:25:44Yes
00:25:45But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:25:47Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:25:49Any steak?
00:25:50Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:25:52Bursting from one extra bite
00:25:54You guessed right
00:25:56Much better now
00:26:02Can you eat quieter?
00:26:16You're disturbing my reading
00:26:17You're married?
00:26:27What's up?
00:26:28What?
00:26:29Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:26:30Of course
00:26:31I can cover your shift today
00:26:32Where are you going?
00:26:35The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:26:39Aubrey
00:26:47What are you doing here?
00:26:49You're not stalking me, are you?
00:26:51Listen
00:26:52Stop harassing me
00:26:53Tiffany and I are engaged
00:26:55Sorry to disappoint you
00:26:58But I'm married too
00:27:00It's not just you who found someone new
00:27:02Jim
00:27:03I told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:27:06I do have a husband
00:27:10And he's hotter
00:27:12wealthier
00:27:13And last longer in bed than you ever did
00:27:15If he's so great
00:27:17When's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:27:21Come on man
00:27:22Don't just stand there
00:27:23Serve us
00:27:24I want hot tea
00:27:27I want hot tea
00:27:27Jeez
00:27:37You trying to scald me?
00:27:40Are you satisfied now?
00:27:51That's better
00:27:52Drink up dear
00:27:54Ouch
00:27:55This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:28:00Check out my engagement ring from Mark
00:28:03It's whopping two carats
00:28:05I heard your wedding ring was
00:28:08A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:28:13Wasn't it?
00:28:14Wow
00:28:15Good for you
00:28:17And when you guys eventually split
00:28:19You will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:28:24Don't stoop to our level
00:28:27You
00:28:28Go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
00:28:31Else I'll be reporting you
00:28:32I said
00:28:33Half an hour when you ordered
00:28:35Then figured it out
00:28:37Wait
00:28:39Cup of my water
00:28:41Mary
00:28:48You owe me a proper meal
00:28:49I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:28:52Aubrey
00:28:56Why are you waitressing?
00:28:58We're not really married
00:28:59What I do is none of your business
00:29:01Let's go
00:29:05The advertisers are waiting
00:29:06Keep an eye on her
00:29:10Make sure nobody messes with her
00:29:12I'm not her agent
00:29:13But she's my wife
00:29:14At least on paper
00:29:15Okay guys
00:29:16If you don't need anything else
00:29:18I'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:29:19Oh my god
00:29:22My way
00:29:23It's gone
00:29:24Since you're the only one serving us
00:29:27I suspect you stole my way
00:29:29Just because you're a bitch
00:29:30Doesn't mean everyone is
00:29:32I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:29:35Let alone steal it
00:29:36Denial won't help
00:29:38It's only you somewhere
00:29:41See?
00:29:44This is proof
00:29:46I'm gonna have you
00:29:51Fired
00:29:52No way
00:29:53You're framing me on purpose
00:29:54Got it
00:30:01Get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:30:03You and your husband are so sweet
00:30:08You always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:30:11Sweet?
00:30:12We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago
00:30:16Look at them
00:30:18That's what we call sweet
00:30:20I wish my hubby was like that
00:30:22Fuck, that's actually my husband
00:30:25You jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:30:27I'll break
00:30:28Let me explain
00:30:30Wait, wait, wait
00:30:31Stop
00:30:33All right, enough
00:30:38Cut it out
00:30:39I wouldn't have to be out here
00:30:42Messing around
00:30:43If you
00:30:44Didn't push me
00:30:46To do it
00:30:47Look at yourself
00:30:48Sloppy
00:30:49You're rude
00:30:50Totally
00:30:52Unfeminine
00:30:53I want a divorce
00:30:55Crazy lady
00:30:57Get that scumbag
00:31:06No need for karma
00:31:07I can handle this myself
00:31:08Hand me the car key
00:31:09Cress
00:31:20Leo's not the role you wanted
00:31:22No way
00:31:23Why him?
00:31:25I cannot understand that
00:31:26He has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:31:29And his last movie made only $100 million
00:31:31The director's looking for a guy
00:31:33Who's totally devoted to his wife
00:31:35Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
00:31:38For true love
00:31:39But what about you?
00:31:41You're a 40-year-old bachelor
00:31:42Known around town as a total playboy
00:31:45What if I told everyone
00:31:48That I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:31:52But she's married
00:31:53And all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:31:56You think that would lend me the role?
00:31:58Sounds more like excused me
00:32:00That's not good enough, huh?
00:32:02All right
00:32:03Do I have to say she just got divorced
00:32:05And I'm rushing to marry her
00:32:07Vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:32:10To prove I can be a committed guy
00:32:12Now that's a story people might buy into
00:32:15But the problem is
00:32:17You're just making this up on the spot
00:32:19All right
00:32:20I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:32:26Damn it
00:32:30Fuck
00:32:31I'm so sorry
00:32:38Are you nuts?
00:32:40Nuts?
00:32:43Is that all your men got?
00:32:45Yeah, I'm nuts
00:32:46But you guys
00:32:47Eat both cooked by nuts
00:32:48Sleep with nuts
00:32:49Have kids with nuts
00:32:50You are the real nuts here
00:32:52No offense
00:32:53But I'm Chris Roberts
00:32:55I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:32:58Only supermodels
00:33:02Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts
00:33:06Shit
00:33:16I sold the house
00:33:24You got till tonight to move out
00:33:26Or your stuff will be thrown away
00:33:29If you want to divorce me, fine
00:33:33Go ahead
00:33:34But how dare you sell our house
00:33:37Without my consent
00:33:39I'll sue you
00:33:41Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:33:43Don't mess with me
00:33:44Or apply for custody for our son
00:33:46Jobless housewife like you
00:33:48Won't stand a chance
00:33:49It's a pickleball
00:33:51So, you divorced?
00:33:54It's none of your business
00:33:56Marry me
00:33:56Are you insane?
00:34:07My car's worth four million dollars
00:34:09You want to talk about marriage?
00:34:12Or compensation?
00:34:13This way, ma'am
00:34:16Watch your step, ma'am
00:34:22Welcome, ma'am
00:34:29Wow
00:34:40So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue
00:34:43I've seen it in a magazine
00:34:45So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:35:03No
00:35:03This is for Elizabeth, my dog
00:35:05Yours is upstairs
00:35:07Bigger and better
00:35:08Forget that
00:35:10Come sign the contract
00:35:11Sign this
00:35:15And you will be my wife
00:35:16Sorry, what's your name again?
00:35:19Aubrey
00:35:19Okay
00:35:20Aubrey
00:35:21Listen to me
00:35:22I love you
00:35:24For more than 10 years
00:35:25I heard
00:35:26That you're divorced
00:35:27So
00:35:29I popped the question right away
00:35:31What?
00:35:32Really?
00:35:33Are you kidding me?
00:35:35Aubrey
00:35:36This marriage is just for show
00:35:37I hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:35:40Relax
00:35:42Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating
00:35:45Great
00:35:45That's amazing
00:35:46Once I secure the role and back that Oscar
00:35:49We'll part our ways
00:35:52Smoothly
00:35:53So we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:35:57Might as well say
00:36:00So that do us a part
00:36:01Don't worry about that
00:36:02I'm gonna pay you an acting salary
00:36:05The same as I do with my models and actors
00:36:07You're Chris Roberts
00:36:09Those actresses must earn a fortune
00:36:12Considering our attitude
00:36:13I'm gonna go with minimum wage
00:36:15Usually they pay around 500 grand
00:36:17And now
00:36:18150k
00:36:20That's enough for you
00:36:21Per year?
00:36:23Per month, of course
00:36:24So you have a son?
00:36:40Don't get me wrong
00:36:41Just wanna know more about my wife
00:36:43Yeah
00:36:49His name is Luke
00:36:51He's nine
00:36:52In summer camp
00:36:54Unware of the divorce
00:36:55Good lord
00:37:06That looks calorie packed
00:37:08First
00:37:09It's not for you
00:37:10Second
00:37:11I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:37:13Jeez
00:37:15Touchy
00:37:16It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:37:20Keep that up
00:37:21Another thing
00:37:22Clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:37:24We're meeting the director
00:37:25Already?
00:37:28This is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:37:30And I really want you to take it seriously
00:37:32Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:37:35Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
00:37:38Come on
00:37:39This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:37:41I'll solve this problem right now
00:37:44Hey Brad
00:37:46Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:37:52Oh my god
00:37:54I didn't expect this to be such a huge project
00:37:57But luckily
00:37:58I'm a Hollywood stylish
00:38:00Alright girls
00:38:01Let's get going
00:38:03Right here
00:38:06I got it
00:38:06Are you okay baby?
00:38:17Watch out
00:38:18Please calm down
00:38:18Can you sit up back here?
00:38:20Sit down
00:38:20Get him out of here
00:38:21Oh my god
00:38:22Are you okay baby?
00:38:23Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:38:34She's my wife now
00:38:35So yes
00:38:36It's worth it
00:38:37Baby Ro
00:38:40I did my best today
00:38:41Remember
00:38:43Rome wasn't built in the day
00:38:45How do I look?
00:39:01Wow
00:39:02You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:39:04Wow
00:39:08You sure ain't sure of that ass
00:39:10Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:39:14Julia
00:39:14Her acting skills surpassed mine
00:39:17That's what handling a big story does to me
00:39:20Let's go girls
00:39:21Thank you so much guys
00:39:23No problem baby
00:39:24Jeez
00:39:26How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:39:31Just like Kardashians
00:39:32Guess you regret this fake marriage now huh?
00:39:37God is fair
00:39:38Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:39:40He gave you unbridled confidence
00:39:42Wow
00:39:47You're totally gonna nail that role now
00:39:49We look so perfect together
00:39:51It's a match made in heaven
00:39:54No no no
00:40:05There's no spark between you two
00:40:08You don't love your wife at all
00:40:10I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:40:12But we haven't even started talking
00:40:14You know the law talk is about feeling
00:40:16I don't feel your love for her
00:40:19He's crazy about me
00:40:22The moment I was divorced
00:40:23He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:40:26I love you baby
00:40:29That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:40:33Come back to me
00:40:38Or you'll learn to be a proper
00:40:40Jeez
00:40:43Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:40:46And not some charlatan?
00:40:47Yes
00:40:48But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:40:50Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:40:52Any steak?
00:40:53Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:40:55Bursting from one extra bite
00:40:58You guessed right
00:41:00Much better now
00:41:05Can you eat quieter?
00:41:19You're disturbing my reading
00:41:20You're married?
00:41:30What's up?
00:41:31What?
00:41:32Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:41:34Of course
00:41:34I can cover your shift today
00:41:35Where are you going?
00:41:39The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:41:42Aubrey
00:41:50What are you doing here?
00:41:52You're not stalking me are you?
00:41:54Listen
00:41:55Stop harassing me
00:41:57Tiffany and I are engaged
00:41:58Sorry to disappoint you
00:42:02But I'm married too
00:42:03It's not just you who found someone new
00:42:05Jim
00:42:06I told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:42:10I do have a husband
00:42:14And he's hotter
00:42:15Wealthier
00:42:16And lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:42:19If he's so great
00:42:20If he's so great
00:42:20When's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes
00:42:24Come on man
00:42:25Don't just stand there
00:42:26Serve us
00:42:27I want hot tea
00:42:31I want hot tea
00:42:31Jeez
00:42:40Jeez
00:42:41You trying to scold me?
00:42:43Are you satisfied now?
00:42:54That's better
00:42:55Drink up dear
00:42:57Ouch
00:42:58Ouch
00:42:59This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:43:03Check out my engagement ring from Mark
00:43:06It's whopping two carats
00:43:08I heard your wedding ring was
00:43:11A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:43:16Wasn't it?
00:43:17Wow
00:43:19Good for you
00:43:20And when you guys eventually split
00:43:22You will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:43:27Don't stoop their level
00:43:30You
00:43:31Go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
00:43:34Else I'll be reporting you
00:43:36I said
00:43:36Half an hour when you ordered
00:43:39Then
00:43:39Figured it out
00:43:40Wait
00:43:42Cup of my water
00:43:44Mary
00:43:51You owe me a proper meal
00:43:53I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:43:56Aubrey
00:44:00Why are you waitressing?
00:44:01We're not really married
00:44:03What I do is none of your business
00:44:04Let's go
00:44:08The advertisers are waiting
00:44:09Keep an eye on her
00:44:13Make sure nobody messes with her
00:44:15I'm not her agent
00:44:16But she's my wife
00:44:18At least on paper
00:44:18Okay guys
00:44:19If you don't need anything else
00:44:21I'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:44:23Oh my god
00:44:25My ring
00:44:26It's gone
00:44:27Since you're the only one serving us
00:44:30I suspect you stole my ring
00:44:32Just because you're a bitch
00:44:34Doesn't mean everyone is
00:44:35I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:44:38Let alone steal it
00:44:39Denying won't help
00:44:41Let's arm you somewhere
00:44:44See?
00:44:47This is proof
00:44:49I'm gonna have you
00:44:54Fired
00:44:55No way
00:44:56You're framing me on purpose
00:44:58Got it
00:45:04Get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:45:06You and your husband are so sweet
00:45:11You always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:45:14Sweet?
00:45:15We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago
00:45:20Look at them
00:45:22That's what we call sweet
00:45:23I wish my hubby was like that
00:45:25Fuck, that's actually my husband
00:45:29You jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:45:30I'll break
00:45:31Let me explain
00:45:33Wait
00:45:34Stop
00:45:36Stop
00:45:37All right, enough
00:45:41Cut it out
00:45:42I wouldn't have to be out here
00:45:46Lasting around
00:45:47If you
00:45:48Didn't push me
00:45:49To do it
00:45:50Look at yourself
00:45:51Sloppy
00:45:52You're rude
00:45:53Totally
00:45:55Unfeminine
00:45:56I want a divorce
00:45:58Crazy lady
00:46:00Karma, forget that scumbag
00:46:10No need for karma
00:46:10I can't handle this myself
00:46:11Hand me the car key
00:46:13Cress
00:46:23Leo snucked the role you wanted
00:46:25No way
00:46:26Why him?
00:46:29I cannot understand that
00:46:30He has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:46:32And his last movie made only $100 million
00:46:34The director's looking for a guy
00:46:36Who's totally devoted to his wife
00:46:38Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
00:46:41For true love
00:46:42But what about you?
00:46:44You're a 40-year-old bachelor
00:46:45Known around town as a total playboy
00:46:48What if I told everyone
00:46:51That I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
00:46:55But she's married
00:46:56And all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
00:46:59You think that would let me in the role?
00:47:01Sounds more like excused me
00:47:03That's not good enough, huh?
00:47:06Alright
00:47:06Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her
00:47:10Vowing to never look at another supermodel again
00:47:13To prove I can be a committed guy?
00:47:16Now that's a story people might buy into
00:47:18But the problem is
00:47:20You're just making this up on the spot
00:47:23Alright
00:47:23I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
00:47:29Damn it
00:47:33Fuck
00:47:35I'm so sorry
00:47:42Are you nuts?
00:47:43Nuts?
00:47:46Is that all your men got?
00:47:48Yeah, I'm nuts
00:47:49But you guys eat good cooked by nuts
00:47:51Sleep with nuts
00:47:52Have kids with nuts
00:47:53You are the real nuts here
00:47:55No offense
00:47:56But I'm Chris Roberts
00:47:58I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
00:48:01Only supermodels
00:48:05Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts
00:48:09I sold the house
00:48:28You got till tonight to move out
00:48:30Or your stuff will be thrown away
00:48:32If you want to divorce me, fine
00:48:36Go ahead
00:48:37But how dare you sell our house
00:48:40Without my consent
00:48:43I'll sue you
00:48:44Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:48:46Don't mess with me
00:48:47Or fight for a custody barrage
00:48:49Jobless housewife like you
00:48:51Won't stand a chance
00:48:53Despicable
00:48:54So, you divorced?
00:48:57It's none of your business
00:48:59Marry me
00:49:00Marry me
00:49:00Are you insane?
00:49:10My car's worth $4 million
00:49:12You want to talk about marriage?
00:49:16Or compensation?
00:49:19This way, ma'am
00:49:20Watch your step, ma'am
00:49:25Welcome, ma'am
00:49:33Wow
00:49:43So it's your house at 5th Central Avenue
00:49:46I've seen it in a magazine
00:49:48So I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:50:06No
00:50:06This is for Elizabeth, my dog
00:50:08Yours is upstairs
00:50:10Bigger and better
00:50:11Forget that
00:50:13Come sign the contract
00:50:14Sign this
00:50:18And you will be my wife
00:50:20Sorry, what's your name again?
00:50:22Aubrey
00:50:23Okay
00:50:23Aubrey
00:50:24Listen to me
00:50:26I love you
00:50:27For more than 10 years
00:50:28I heard
00:50:29That you're divorced
00:50:31So
00:50:32I popped the question right away
00:50:34What?
00:50:36Really?
00:50:36Are you kidding me?
00:50:38Aubrey
00:50:39This marriage is just for show
00:50:41I hope you won't catch real feelings for me
00:50:44Relax
00:50:45Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating
00:50:48Great
00:50:49That's amazing
00:50:50Once I secure the role and back that Oscar
00:50:53We'll part our ways
00:50:55Smoothly
00:50:56So we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:51:02Might as well say
00:51:03So that do us a part
00:51:05Don't worry about that
00:51:06I'm gonna pay you an acting salary
00:51:08The same as I do with my models and actors
00:51:10You're Chris Roberts
00:51:12Those actresses must earn a fortune
00:51:15Considering our attitude
00:51:17I'm gonna go with minimum wage
00:51:18Usually they pay around 500 grand
00:51:21And now
00:51:21150k
00:51:23That's enough for you
00:51:24Per year?
00:51:26Per month, of course
00:51:28So you have a son?
00:51:43Don't get me wrong
00:51:44Just wanna know more about my wife
00:51:46Yeah
00:51:52His name is Luke
00:51:54He's nine
00:51:55In summer camp
00:51:57I'm aware of the divorce
00:51:59Good lord
00:52:09That looks calorie packed
00:52:11First
00:52:12First, it's not for you
00:52:14Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories
00:52:17Jeez, touchy
00:52:19It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:52:23Keep that up
00:52:25Another thing
00:52:26Clear your schedule for tomorrow
00:52:27We're meeting the director
00:52:28Already?
00:52:30This is your first time
00:52:32Stepping out as my wife
00:52:34And I really want you to take it seriously
00:52:35Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:52:38Because it's gonna be the first time
00:52:39That you're gonna act as my wife
00:52:41Come on
00:52:42This top I'm wearing
00:52:44Is like from the supermarket
00:52:45I'll solve this problem right now
00:52:47Hey Brad
00:52:49Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:52:53Oh my god
00:52:57I didn't expect this to be such a huge project
00:53:01Luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish
00:53:03Alright girls
00:53:04Let's get going
00:53:06Right here
00:53:09I got it
00:53:10Are you okay, please?
00:53:20Watch out
00:53:21Please calm down
00:53:22Let me set her back here
00:53:23Sit down
00:53:24Get her back here
00:53:24Oh my god
00:53:26Are you okay, baby?
00:53:32Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:53:37She's my wife now
00:53:38So yes
00:53:39It's worth it
00:53:40Baby Ro
00:53:43I did my best today
00:53:45Remember
00:53:46Rome wasn't built in the day
00:53:52How do I look?
00:54:04Wow
00:54:05You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:54:08Wow
00:54:11You sure ain't sure of that I asked
00:54:13Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:54:16Julia
00:54:18Your acting skills surpassed mine
00:54:20That's what handling a big story does to me
00:54:23Let's go girls
00:54:25Thank you so much, guys
00:54:26No problem, baby
00:54:28Jeez
00:54:30How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:54:34Just like Kardashians
00:54:36Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:54:38God is fair
00:54:41Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:54:44He gave you unbrittle confidence
00:54:46Wow
00:54:51You're totally gonna nail that role now
00:54:53We look so perfect together
00:54:54It's a match
00:54:56Made in heaven
00:54:57No, no, no
00:55:09There's no spark between you two
00:55:11You don't love your wife at all
00:55:13I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
00:55:15But we haven't even started talking
00:55:17You know the law talk is about feeling
00:55:19I don't feel your love for her
00:55:22He's crazy about me
00:55:25The moment I was divorced, he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:55:29I love you, baby
00:55:32That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:55:36Come back to me
00:55:41Or you'll learn to be a proper
00:55:43Jeez
00:55:46Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:55:49And not some charlatan?
00:55:51Yes
00:55:51But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:55:53Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:55:56And a steak
00:55:56Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:55:58Bursting from one extra bite
00:56:01You guessed right
00:56:03Much better now
00:56:08Can you eat quieter?
00:56:22You're disturbing my reading
00:56:23You're married?
00:56:33What's up?
00:56:34What?
00:56:35Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:56:37Yeah, of course
00:56:37I can cover your shift today
00:56:39Where are you going?
00:56:42The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:56:46Aubrey
00:56:53What are you doing here?
00:56:56You're not stalking me, are you?
00:56:58Listen
00:56:58Stop harassing me
00:57:00Tiffany and I are engaged
00:57:02Sorry to disappoint you
00:57:05But I'm married too
00:57:06It's not just you who found someone new
00:57:08Jim
00:57:09I told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:57:13I do have a husband
00:57:17And he's hotter
00:57:18Wealthier
00:57:20And lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:57:22If he's so great
00:57:23When's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:57:27Come on, man
00:57:28Don't just stand there
00:57:30Serve us
00:57:30I want
00:57:33Hot tea
00:57:34Jeez
00:57:44Are you satisfied now?
00:57:58That's better
00:57:58Drink up, dear
00:58:00Ouch
00:58:02This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:58:06Check out my engagement ring from Mark
00:58:09It's whopping two carats
00:58:12I heard your wedding ring was
00:58:15A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:58:19Wasn't it?
00:58:21Wow
00:58:22Good for you
00:58:24And when you guys eventually split
00:58:25You will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:58:30Don't stoop their level
00:58:33You
00:58:35Go and get the stakes ready in ten minutes
00:58:37Else
00:58:38I'll be reporting you
00:58:39I said
00:58:40Half an hour when you ordered
00:58:42Then
00:58:42Figured it out
00:58:44Wait
00:58:45Top of my water
00:58:48Mary
00:58:54You owe me a proper meal
00:58:56I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:58:59Aubrey?
00:59:03Why are you waitressing?
00:59:05We're not really married
00:59:06What I do is none of your business
00:59:07Let's go
00:59:11The advertisers are waiting
00:59:12Keep an eye on her
00:59:16Make sure nobody messes with her
00:59:18I'm not her agent
00:59:20But she's my wife
00:59:21At least on paper
00:59:22Okay guys
00:59:23If you don't need anything else
00:59:24I'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:59:26Oh my god
00:59:28My ring
00:59:29It's gone
00:59:30Since you're the only one serving us
00:59:33I suspect you stole my ring
00:59:35Just because you're a bitch
00:59:37Doesn't mean everyone is
00:59:38I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:59:41Let alone steal it
00:59:43Then now it won't help
00:59:45Let's arm you somewhere
00:59:47See
00:59:50This is proof
00:59:52I'm gonna have you
00:59:58Fired
00:59:59No way
01:00:00You're framing me on purpose
01:00:01Got it
01:00:07Get the restaurant owner over here for me
01:00:09You and your husband are so sweet
01:00:15You always remember to buy his favorite pizza
01:00:17Sweet?
01:00:19We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago
01:00:23Look at them
01:00:25That's what we call sweet
01:00:26I wish my hubby was like that
01:00:28Fuck, that's actually my husband
01:00:32You jerk cheating on me behind my back
01:00:34Aubrey
01:00:34Let me explain
01:00:36Wait, wait, wait
01:00:39Stop
01:00:39Fast
01:00:42All right, enough
01:00:44Cut it out
01:00:46I wouldn't have to be out here
01:00:49Messing around
01:00:50If you didn't push me
01:00:52To do it
01:00:53Look at yourself
01:00:54Sloppy
01:00:55You're rude
01:00:57Totally
01:00:58Unfeminine
01:01:00I want a divorce
01:01:01Crazy lady
01:01:03Karma will get that scumbag
01:01:13No need for karma
01:01:14I can't handle this myself
01:01:15Hand me the car key
01:01:16Chris
01:01:26Leo snuck the row you wanted
01:01:28No way
01:01:30Why him?
01:01:32I cannot understand that
01:01:33He has fewer Instagram followers than me
01:01:35And his last movie made only $100 million
01:01:37The director's looking for a guy
01:01:39Who's totally devoted to his wife
01:01:42Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple
01:01:44For true love
01:01:45But what about you?
01:01:47You're a 40-year-old bachelor
01:01:49Known around town as a total playboy
01:01:51What if
01:01:53I told everyone
01:01:54That I've actually been in love
01:01:56With one woman for all those years
01:01:58But she's married
01:02:00And all my wild dating
01:02:01Was just to try and forget her
01:02:03You think that would lend me the role?
01:02:04Sounds more like excused me
01:02:06That's not good enough, huh?
01:02:09All right
01:02:09Do I have to say
01:02:11She just got divorced
01:02:12And I'm rushing to marry her
01:02:14Vowing to never look at another supermodel again
01:02:16To prove I can be a committed guy?
01:02:18Now that's a story people might buy into
01:02:21But the problem is
01:02:24You're just making this up
01:02:25On the spot
01:02:26All right
01:02:27I wish a woman like that
01:02:31Would just fall into my life for real
01:02:32Damn it
01:02:36Fuck
01:02:38I'm so sorry
01:02:45Are you nuts?
01:02:46Nuts?
01:02:48Is that all your men got?
01:02:51Yeah
01:02:52I'm nuts
01:02:52But you guys
01:02:53Eat good coke by nuts
01:02:54Sleep with nuts
01:02:56Have kids with nuts
01:02:57You are the real nuts here
01:02:58No offense
01:02:59But I'm Chris Roberts
01:03:01I only sleep with supermodels
01:03:03Under 25 years old
01:03:05Only supermodels
01:03:08Screw you fuck
01:03:12Chris Roberts
01:03:13I sold the house
01:03:31You got till tonight to move out
01:03:33Or
01:03:34Your stuff will be thrown away
01:03:35If you want to divorce me
01:03:39Fine
01:03:40Go ahead
01:03:41But how dare you sell our house
01:03:44Without my consent
01:03:46I'll sue you
01:03:47Think you can afford a lawyer?
01:03:50Don't mess with me
01:03:51Or apply for a custody for our son
01:03:53Jobless housewife like you
01:03:54Won't stand a chance
01:03:56Despicable
01:03:57So
01:03:59So
01:03:59You divorced?
01:04:00It's none of your business
01:04:02Marry me
01:04:03Are you insane?
01:04:13My car's worth
01:04:15Four million dollars
01:04:16You want to talk about marriage
01:04:18Or compensation?
01:04:22This win, ma'am
01:04:23What's your step, ma'am?
01:04:35Welcome, ma'am
01:04:36Wow
01:04:47So it's your house at 5th Central Avenue
01:04:49I've seen it in a magazine
01:04:51So
01:05:06I get a room like this
01:05:08For a fake marriage?
01:05:09No
01:05:09This is for Elizabeth, my dog
01:05:12Yours is upstairs
01:05:13Bigger and better
01:05:15Forget that
01:05:16Come sign the contract
01:05:17Sign this
01:05:21And you will be my wife
01:05:23Sorry, what's your name again?
01:05:25Aubrey
01:05:26Okay
01:05:26Aubrey
01:05:28Listen to me
01:05:29I love you
01:05:30For more than 10 years
01:05:32I heard
01:05:32That you're divorced
01:05:34So
01:05:35I popped the question right away
01:05:37What?
01:05:39Really?
01:05:40Are you kidding me?
01:05:42Aubrey
01:05:42This marriage is just for show
01:05:44I hope you won't catch
01:05:45Real feelings for me
01:05:47Relax
01:05:49Not falling for you
01:05:50As easy as drinking and eating
01:05:52Great
01:05:52That's amazing
01:05:53Once I secure the role
01:05:55And back that Oscar
01:05:56We'll part our ways
01:05:58Smoothly
01:06:00So we stuck together
01:06:02Until we win an Oscar?
01:06:05Might as well say
01:06:06Till that do us a part
01:06:08Don't worry about that
01:06:09I'm gonna pay you
01:06:10An acting salary
01:06:11The same as I do
01:06:12With my models and actors
01:06:14You're Chris Roberts
01:06:16Those actresses
01:06:17Must earn a fortune
01:06:18Considering our attitude
01:06:20I'm gonna go with
01:06:21Minimum wage
01:06:22Usually they pay around
01:06:23500 grand
01:06:24And now
01:06:25150k
01:06:26That's enough for you
01:06:28Per year?
01:06:30Per month
01:06:30Of course
01:06:41Okay
01:06:44So you have a son
01:06:45Don't get me wrong
01:06:47Just wanna know more
01:06:48About my wife
01:06:49Yeah
01:06:55His name is Luke
01:06:57He's nine
01:06:58In summer camp
01:07:00I'm aware of the divorce
01:07:02Good lord
01:07:12That looks calorie packed
01:07:14First
01:07:16It's not for you
01:07:17Second
01:07:17I hate
01:07:18When people reduce food
01:07:19To calories
01:07:20Jeez
01:07:22Touchy
01:07:23It'll make my loving you
01:07:25Seem even more dramatic
01:07:26Keep that up
01:07:28Another thing
01:07:29Clear your schedule
01:07:30For tomorrow
01:07:31For meeting the director
01:07:32Already?
01:07:35This is your first time
01:07:36Stepping out as my wife
01:07:37And I really want you
01:07:38To take it seriously
01:07:39Need to dress up nicely
01:07:41Alright
01:07:41Because it's gonna be
01:07:42The first time
01:07:43That you're gonna act
01:07:44As my wife
01:07:44Come on
01:07:46This top I'm wearing
01:07:47Is like from the supermarket
01:07:48I'm solving this problem
01:07:50I'm solving this problem
01:07:50Right now
01:07:51Hey Brad
01:07:53Didn't you say
01:07:55You could transform
01:07:56Any woman?
01:07:58Oh
01:07:59My
01:07:59God
01:08:00I didn't expect this
01:08:02To be such a
01:08:02Huge project
01:08:04But luckily
01:08:05I'm a Hollywood
01:08:06Stylish
01:08:07Alright girls
01:08:08Let's get going
01:08:09Right here
01:08:12I got it
01:08:13I got it
01:08:13Are you okay
01:08:23Please
01:08:23Watch out
01:08:24Please calm down
01:08:25Can we set up back here?
01:08:26Sit down
01:08:27Get back here
01:08:28Oh my god
01:08:29Are you okay baby?
01:08:36Are these ladies
01:08:37Fashion pieces
01:08:38Worth the expense
01:08:39For her?
01:08:40She's my wife now
01:08:41So yes
01:08:42It's worth it
01:08:43Baby Ro
01:08:46I did my best today
01:08:48Remember
01:08:49Rome wasn't built in the day
01:08:58How do I look?
01:09:08Wow
01:09:08You're the most beautiful
01:09:10You have ever seen
01:09:11Wow
01:09:14You sure ain't sure
01:09:15That ass
01:09:16Why aren't you
01:09:17Closing the Victoria's Secret
01:09:18Show this year?
01:09:20Julia
01:09:21Your acting skills
01:09:22Surpassed mine
01:09:23That's what handling
01:09:25A big star does to me
01:09:26Let's go girl
01:09:28Thank you so much guys
01:09:29No problem baby
01:09:31Jeez
01:09:33How did I not realize
01:09:35My backside
01:09:35Has such potential?
01:09:37Just like
01:09:38Kardashians
01:09:39Guess
01:09:40You regret this
01:09:41Fake marriage now
01:09:41Huh?
01:09:43God is fair
01:09:44Though he didn't bless you
01:09:46With a fury physique
01:09:47He gave you
01:09:48Unbrittle confidence
01:09:49Wow
01:09:54You're totally
01:09:55Gonna nail that role now
01:09:56We look so perfect together
01:09:58It's a match
01:09:59Made in heaven
01:10:00No no no
01:10:12There's no spark between you two
01:10:14You don't love your wife at all
01:10:16I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
01:10:18But we haven't even started talking
01:10:21You know the lot talk is about feeling
01:10:23I don't feel your love for her
01:10:25He's crazy about me
01:10:28The moment I was divorced
01:10:30He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
01:10:32I love you baby
01:10:35That's because I just can't wait
01:10:37To spend the rest of my life with you
01:10:39Come back to me
01:10:45I will learn to be a proper
01:10:46Geez
01:10:49Are you sure
01:10:50He's top Hollywood's director
01:10:52And not some charlatan?
01:10:54Yes
01:10:54But he did catch you
01:10:55Rolling your eyes at me
01:10:56Maybe it's only because
01:10:58You ordered a cup of water
01:10:59Any steak?
01:11:00Perhaps that's to avoid
01:11:01Your dress zipper
01:11:02Bursting from one extra bite
01:11:04You guessed right
01:11:06Much better now
01:11:15Can you eat quieter?
01:11:25You're disturbing my reading
01:11:27You're married?
01:11:36What's up?
01:11:38What?
01:11:38Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
01:11:40Of course
01:11:41I can cover your shift today
01:11:42Where are you going?
01:11:45The contract doesn't require me
01:11:47To report my personal itinerary to you
01:11:49Aubrey
01:11:57What are you doing here?
01:11:59You're not stalking me, are you?
01:12:01Listen
01:12:01Stop harassing me
01:12:03Tiffany and I are engaged
01:12:05Sorry to disappoint you
01:12:08But I'm married too
01:12:10It's not just you who found someone new
01:12:12Jim!
01:12:13I told you she put up a friend
01:12:15About finding someone else
01:12:16I do have a husband
01:12:20And he's hotter
01:12:22Wealthier
01:12:23And lasts longer in bed
01:12:24Than you ever did
01:12:25If he's so great
01:12:27When's an old timer like you
01:12:29Still going here
01:12:30Serving tapes
01:12:31Come on man
01:12:32Don't just stand there
01:12:33Serve us
01:12:34I want
01:12:36Hot tea
01:12:37Jeez
01:12:47You trying to scald me?
01:12:49Are you satisfied now?
01:13:01That's better
01:13:02Drink up dear
01:13:03Ouch
01:13:05This huge diamond ring
01:13:08Makes it hard to lift my hand
01:13:10Check out my engagement ring from Mark
01:13:13It's whopping two carats
01:13:15I heard your wedding ring was
01:13:18A freebie that came with some furniture shopping
01:13:23Wasn't it?
01:13:25Wow
01:13:25Good for you
01:13:27And when you guys eventually split
01:13:29You will get a nice chunk of change
01:13:32From selling this treasure
01:13:33Don't stoop to our level
01:13:37You
01:13:38Go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
01:13:40Else
01:13:41I'll be reporting you
01:13:42I said
01:13:43Half an hour
01:13:44When you ordered
01:13:45Then
01:13:46Figured it out
01:13:47Wait
01:13:49Tub off my water
01:13:51Mary
01:13:57You owe me a proper meal
01:13:59I refrain from stabbing those two
01:14:01For your job's sake
01:14:02Aubrey
01:14:06Why are you waitressing?
01:14:08We're not really married
01:14:09What I do is none of your business
01:14:11Let's go
01:14:14The advertisers are waiting
01:14:16Keep an eye on her
01:14:19Make sure nobody messes with her
01:14:22I'm not her agent
01:14:23But she's my wife
01:14:24At least on paper
01:14:25Okay guys
01:14:26If you don't need anything else
01:14:27I'm gonna head out and change shifts
01:14:29Oh my god
01:14:31My ray
01:14:33It's gone
01:14:34Since you're the only one serving us
01:14:37I suspect you stole my ray
01:14:39Just because you're a bitch
01:14:40Doesn't mean everyone is
01:14:42I wouldn't even want to touch
01:14:44The stuff you've worn
01:14:45Let alone steal it
01:14:46Then now it won't help
01:14:48It's only you somewhere
01:14:50See?
01:14:54This is proof
01:14:56I'm gonna have you
01:15:01Fired
01:15:02No way
01:15:03You're framing me on purpose
01:15:04Got it
01:15:10Get the restaurant owner
01:15:12Over here for me
01:15:13Iman
01:15:14Iman
01:15:26Iman
01:15:27Iman
01:15:28Iman
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