Dana Carvey : Straight White Male, 60

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Les histoires de Dana Carvey, comique récompensé aux Emmys et père de 'Millennials', sonnent terriblement juste en appuyant là où ça fait mal.

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00:00Nous sommes à Rome, ok, donc Rome est incroyable.

00:03Nous sommes dans le Colosseum de Rome.

00:06J'ai eu l'ai le temps de notre vie.

00:08Il y a la vie, il y a la vie, il y a Rome.

00:10Oh my God !

00:11Mon fils, 18 ans,

00:13non exageration, il a l'exagé.

00:15Il a l'exagé.

00:16Il a l'exagé.

00:17Il a l'exagé.

00:18Il a l'exagé.

00:19C'est plutôt tout ce que nous allons faire aujourd'hui ?

00:23He he he, yeah, he he he.

00:29You know, I will be so, so good with global warming.

00:34I will make CO2 pay for it, I promise you that.

00:37So I got to put the pills in the bed and I touch the dead ass.

00:42Sex gets good in your 50s, doesn't it?

00:44Some pills, some ointment, some light stretching.

00:47Oh my God.

00:49What are you trying to do to me?

00:52Is it possible Jesus was a highly functioning alcoholic?

00:58We can't send him to rehab, he can turn water into wine.

01:01Jesus.

01:02Most photographed generation in history.

01:05I don't want to see pictures of your kids.

01:07To be seen Benjamin.

01:10I don't give a fuck about Benjamin.

01:15I'm a straight, white, male, 60 years of age.

01:17So people think I'm, you know, racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic,

01:21Islamophobic, and misogynistic.

01:23Pretty much me.

01:24Ah, ah, ah.

01:26Is that bad?

01:29I know your happiest shouldn't have been there.

01:31Be true.

01:33Thank you so much for watching this episode.

01:35Do you know I want to join?

01:36A lot of people are killing me too!

01:38Sorry about not missing, does you know I just need siihen,

01:40I don't know!

01:42So comunque you're happy and will see it maybe out �tit...

01:44Leave me in church.

01:45Let me in church, is the last two or five.

01:47Now I want to join us now.

01:48Let me work to Britain for a new century afterавать will continue to install my hometown.

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