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00:00:00I'm Dora Muller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:13I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Liam.
00:00:16And I crushed since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:38Ouch.
00:00:42I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:52You just got parked, Dora?
00:00:54But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:04It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:15Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
00:01:20I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:24Get with Leo. Lose my lead card.
00:01:38You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:42Idiot.
00:01:42I could die a virgin.
00:01:44No.
00:01:45If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:01:50Dora Muller.
00:01:52Tell Leo how you feel.
00:01:55Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:11Dora.
00:02:14Can it wait?
00:02:15I'm just a little busy.
00:02:18Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:19I think we would make a great team.
00:02:23I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:28Oh my god!
00:02:37What did she just say?
00:02:38She's a virgin.
00:02:39L-M-A-O.
00:02:44Oh, sweet.
00:02:45A pleading little virgin.
00:02:48Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:49Dora.
00:02:52What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:02:54I don't know if you have to say to Leo.
00:02:59Pretty.
00:03:00Hey.
00:03:02I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:03:04It's funny.
00:03:05Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:10I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:14Wait.
00:03:15I totally can.
00:03:16But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:21Oh.
00:03:24Don't have a mustache.
00:03:28I'll just...
00:03:29I'll leave you guys.
00:03:31Go.
00:03:31And this...
00:03:33It's interesting.
00:03:40Women have a choice for...
00:03:41They can be appealing.
00:03:43Or they can be you.
00:03:44I like this cardigan.
00:03:50So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:03:56Leo's hot.
00:03:57You're not.
00:03:59Leo's rich.
00:04:00Poor.
00:04:01We're in your out.
00:04:02Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:07Maybe.
00:04:08No, you're a place, nerd.
00:04:10In the library, it's in your nose with the other mountains.
00:04:14You know, you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:24What the hell?
00:04:41I'm not expecting money from anyone.
00:04:42Especially this much.
00:04:48What?
00:04:49Oh, come on.
00:05:15It's not that bad.
00:05:17I just told Leo that I was in love with them, but Mindy was there.
00:05:20So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:22Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:26Come on.
00:05:26I know you're in there, virgin.
00:05:28I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:05:31You're in there.
00:05:43Oh.
00:05:44Troy.
00:05:46No virgins here.
00:05:48But you already knew that, right?
00:05:51Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:00Oh.
00:06:02Not so fast.
00:06:04You are the ignorer.
00:06:06I saved you.
00:06:08I won't.
00:06:10Big time.
00:06:14No way.
00:06:16Guys like you only want one thing.
00:06:18Such as?
00:06:20Passing map.
00:06:22Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff, but it's gotta be kept real secret.
00:06:28If you got a virus from a corn site, that's your own problem.
00:06:31No, no. Some stranger's putting money into my account and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games.
00:06:38Match fixing?
00:06:40That also sounds super dodgy. I'm not touching it.
00:06:43Wait, well...
00:06:45What if we did a deal?
00:06:48You helped me and I helped you get Leo.
00:06:52Boom! Swinging for fifth base in no time.
00:06:56It's a sexual reference for you once I have sex with Leo.
00:07:02It's not just sex.
00:07:05I love Leo.
00:07:07I've been waiting for him.
00:07:09So do we have a deal?
00:07:11Okay, but I need to clear something up.
00:07:13Fifth base? I thought it was fourth.
00:07:17You got some work to do.
00:07:19You think I'm a joke?
00:07:21It's called teasing to her.
00:07:23Do you want Leo or not?
00:07:25Okay, so...
00:07:27You can teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things.
00:07:36You want me to teach you how to kiss, Dora?
00:07:38Just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:07:52And that's super familiar with this stuff.
00:07:56Alright. Maybe we should tackle it in order. List it for me.
00:08:03Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:05Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
00:08:08Alright. Flirting skills first and then boom. Hit the base.
00:08:12Sounds good. Just don't forget about fashion.
00:08:15And we need a deadline. How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:08:19You can make your big move there.
00:08:21It's only two weeks away.
00:08:22Calm down. You're not that hopeless.
00:08:25We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:08:28Okay. Sounds good.
00:08:31My whole life is gonna change.
00:08:33Go team.
00:08:35Oh, sorry.
00:08:37Go team.
00:08:45Dora! Just the person I wanted to see.
00:08:47Oh, shit.
00:08:49I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:08:53You did?
00:08:54Yeah.
00:08:55I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
00:09:02But I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:05That's okay.
00:09:07Thanks.
00:09:08Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:09:11You should totally come.
00:09:13All of us lost our V cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
00:09:16Totally.
00:09:17Totally.
00:09:18What the hell, Dora? Do you even live here? It's so friggin' neat.
00:09:28I like that it's organized.
00:09:29What are you doing?
00:09:30Checking to see if your underwear is color-coded.
00:09:34You're probably a mass solution of the week on it.
00:09:35My underwear is none of your business.
00:09:37I mean, it kind of is.
00:09:38If you want my help landing Leo.
00:09:40Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:09:41Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:09:42No.
00:09:43No.
00:09:44No.
00:09:45No.
00:09:46No.
00:09:47No.
00:09:48No, I don't know.
00:09:49No, I don't know.
00:09:50I think I'm doing it.
00:09:51You're probably a mass solution of the week on it.
00:09:55My underwear is none of your business.
00:09:58I mean, it kind of is.
00:10:01If you want my help landing Leo.
00:10:04Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:18Wake me up when they're sinned over
00:10:23Just what are you doing?
00:10:28You have such incredible eyes to have.
00:10:33I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:10:42They're just eyes.
00:10:44I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:10:47Come on.
00:10:48Dora, I was flirting with you.
00:10:50See, that's why I need help.
00:10:55Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:10:57Just be open to signals.
00:10:59Don't be Dora, be a ignorer.
00:11:03Can I bore you?
00:11:06Why would you care?
00:11:14Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:11:18You're flirting again?
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:26You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:11:29Something flirty back.
00:11:30Yeah.
00:11:31I know, but I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:11:37What do you think?
00:11:38Yeah, why not?
00:11:41But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:11:44Don't expect miracles.
00:11:46We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:11:47All right.
00:12:00All right.
00:12:01I'll grab us a drink.
00:12:02Just try to be cool.
00:12:06Dude, what am I not cool?
00:12:08Oh, my God.
00:12:13There's Leo.
00:12:15You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19Good luck.
00:12:23She got her.
00:12:24I got her.
00:12:29Hey.
00:12:34Hey.
00:12:34Felt you staring at me from over there.
00:12:38Was I?
00:12:42I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:12:45You don't got to say it.
00:12:46Minnie's a bitch.
00:12:48And you're awesome.
00:12:49I am?
00:12:51I am.
00:12:52I am.
00:12:52You don't got to say it.
00:13:02Hey.
00:13:03I don't mean to interrupt.
00:13:06School.
00:13:07Cool.
00:13:10She's always supposed to be weird yesterday.
00:13:14You don't got to say it.
00:13:15It's cool.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:21Yes, she does.
00:13:22Doesn't she, girls?
00:13:25Whatever it is.
00:13:27And I think it is her vagina.
00:13:30It's like a vagina, only dryer.
00:13:33We call it Adora.
00:13:39What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:13:44We're doing nothing.
00:13:46She means you.
00:13:48Because you're nothing.
00:13:50Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:13:55She buys it in venti-sized tubes.
00:13:58How cute.
00:13:59But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Tranta, right?
00:14:04That's the largest one.
00:14:05Don't you dare laugh.
00:14:11Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:19What do you see in her?
00:14:22Dora the borer?
00:14:24What, does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:14:27She's great.
00:14:32It's as simple as that, Mindy.
00:14:36Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is so pathetic little needy virgin?
00:14:41Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:47I think it's kind of sweet.
00:14:55This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:14:59Get ready for the plan I have, specifically for you, in five minutes.
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:11Come on.
00:15:17I'll tell you something about it.
00:15:24Wait here.
00:15:25I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:15:35Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:15:37I think we'd make a great team.
00:15:38I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:15:46Ouch.
00:15:47That's a real chicken lady, nuts.
00:15:50Could you be any more desperate?
00:15:54I don't know.
00:15:55Can you, Dora?
00:15:57Ready?
00:15:58Okay.
00:15:59Take my virginity.
00:16:01Take my virginity.
00:16:02Take my virginity.
00:16:08Please, stop.
00:16:28Please, let me go.
00:16:29Please, let me go.
00:16:31Please, let me go.
00:16:33Please, let me go.
00:16:34Please, let me go.
00:16:52Younger are you?
00:16:53Yes.
00:16:54Hopefully it doesn't see me like this.
00:17:02Please, please let me go.
00:17:05Mom, honey, you want to go?
00:17:08Please, you can go.
00:17:11We just want to hear you say it one more time.
00:17:15Say, take my virginity.
00:17:19Say it.
00:17:20Say it, say it, say it, say it.
00:17:24Say it, say it, say it.
00:17:28That's enough!
00:17:33That's enough!
00:17:42And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:17:46I don't care what anyone says.
00:17:48When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
00:17:52You're wrong.
00:17:54I'll finish it.
00:17:56I'll get you, Tisha.
00:17:57I'll get you, Tisha.
00:17:59I'll get you, Tisha.
00:18:01I'll get you, Tisha.
00:18:03I'll get you, Tisha.
00:18:07I'll get you, Tisha.
00:18:09I'll get you, Tisha.
00:18:11I'll get you, Tisha.
00:18:13I'll get you, Tisha.
00:18:15I'll get you, Tisha.
00:18:16I'll get you, Tisha.
00:18:17I'm sorry, but you should be a crier.
00:18:21You can't let me get you, Tisha.
00:18:22You can't let me get you, Tisha.
00:18:24You need to fight back, like with a shark.
00:18:26You need to punch her in the nose.
00:18:28Why do you care if she believes me?
00:18:30You remind me of my little sister.
00:18:32Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
00:18:34I mean, she's eight.
00:18:35I really hope so.
00:18:36It reminds you of an eight-year-old?
00:18:38No.
00:18:39No.
00:18:40Stop crying.
00:18:41It's all gonna be okay.
00:18:42Yeah.
00:18:43It's easy for me to do.
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00:19:37I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
00:19:44I said it.
00:19:47Because I meant to.
00:19:54Because I meant to.
00:19:58The worst part is...
00:20:01I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:20:03You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you, no matter what you do.
00:20:10I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:20:13I just need you to get me a clear shot at the goal.
00:20:21Okay.
00:20:23We'll make it happen, if that's what you really want.
00:20:30Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:20:31But...
00:20:33Now?
00:20:35It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:20:44Right, T?
00:20:47Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:20:49Okay?
00:20:51Show me some pointers.
00:20:53Okay.
00:20:55So...
00:20:56Flirting.
00:20:58You want to make...
00:20:59Lots of eye contact.
00:21:02And if you can...
00:21:04Touch them.
00:21:07At one.
00:21:09I thought it was right.
00:21:12Everything that I...
00:21:14Had inside my mind.
00:21:17Yeah, it felt so good.
00:21:20Walking next to you.
00:21:22You said you liked me too.
00:21:25Sometime time...
00:21:27I don't see how that would be like to you.
00:21:30And this is fake, but it feels real.
00:21:35And you should laugh at Leo's jokes, if he makes any.
00:21:39Which he probably won't.
00:21:41And then you should find something special about him to compliment...
00:21:44If he's worth it...
00:21:46I don't know if he wants to.
00:21:54I don't know if he didn't show up.
00:21:58Am I?
00:22:01It's not so good.
00:22:04What is that?
00:22:06I'm supposed to be able to get close.
00:22:15I thought...
00:22:18This shit actually works!
00:22:21What?
00:22:27Congratulations.
00:22:28You just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:30You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:32I know.
00:22:34Who knew I had it in me?
00:22:36Just curious.
00:22:38Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:22:40Uh...
00:22:42You told me to find something special...
00:22:43About the person I was flirting with?
00:22:45And you went with, I smell nice?
00:22:49What's wrong with that?
00:22:51How do you want to smell?
00:22:53Like a pair of sweaty old socks?
00:22:55Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:22:57We don't smell nice.
00:23:00Hey.
00:23:02Relax.
00:23:04You are still a beast all the ice.
00:23:06I will let your secret get out.
00:23:11Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:14I like it.
00:23:16Thanks.
00:23:19Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:24It's around you somewhere.
00:23:25What do you want to sell?
00:23:26Yes.
00:23:27Thanks.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:31What do you want to make a list of these new banks?
00:23:32What's happening?
00:23:33What's happening?
00:23:35I've heard you talk about three new banks.
00:23:36Exactly.
00:23:37What are the things that we have to tell you?
00:23:38What's happening?
00:23:39What are you talking about?
00:23:40What's happening?
00:23:41What are you talking about?
00:23:42Tori is helping Troy track the money?
00:23:44If she works out I sent it.
00:23:46They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:23:48She looks like a match fixer. She's gonna fuck everything up!
00:23:54You got to do something.
00:23:56I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:24:04What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:06What's it to you?
00:24:08She's an old friend.
00:24:10Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:24:12Huh?
00:24:14Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:24:16Of Dora?
00:24:18Hardly.
00:24:19She's like our team mascot.
00:24:21Perfect.
00:24:22Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:24:34I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:24:38I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo, stupid.
00:24:47Going somewhere, geek girl?
00:24:54I've got a date with Troy.
00:25:03Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:07Where are you going, the library?
00:25:13I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:15Everything about you offends me, geek.
00:25:18The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:25:22I mean, do you have any self-respect?
00:25:29Can I go?
00:25:31Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:25:34I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all around.
00:25:38And these have a definite gotta go.
00:25:40And this hood again?
00:25:46So gross.
00:25:48Stop!
00:25:50And you gotta bait the hook with nothing.
00:26:03You gotta fight back.
00:26:05Like with a shark, you gotta punch her in the nose.
00:26:10Oh my god.
00:26:13Oh my god.
00:26:28Sorry I'm late.
00:26:30Yeah, you should be.
00:26:31It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
00:26:34I know.
00:26:35Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:26:46It's the vibe.
00:26:48But, like, like one T or two T's.
00:26:52Oh.
00:26:55Oh.
00:26:57Oh.
00:26:58Yeah.
00:26:59Let me just stick to fourth base then.
00:27:01There's a crazy little bitch that's her arresting you on the stalking.
00:27:12Are you Nora Miller?
00:27:14Nora Miller, you're under arrest for aggravated assault.
00:27:21Whoa, whoa, hang on a second.
00:27:23Can we just talk about this?
00:27:24This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:27:27No.
00:27:28No, she's the one who assaulted me.
00:27:29Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
00:27:35I've seen you at the ring, yeah?
00:27:36Yeah.
00:27:37I don't miss a game.
00:27:38You guys are crushing it this year.
00:27:39Let's go, thanks.
00:27:40Yeah, but you see, Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:27:42She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:27:44Yeah?
00:27:46No.
00:27:47This is bullshit.
00:27:48This is not happening.
00:27:50Oh, really?
00:27:51Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear.
00:27:59That's what I thought.
00:28:01Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:28:06It's nice to meet you.
00:28:07Hey, nice to meet you too.
00:28:08See you at the next game?
00:28:09You will, go team.
00:28:15Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me.
00:28:20Got it?
00:28:33I can't believe I recognized her from the ring.
00:28:35No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:28:38That was bullshit?
00:28:39It worked, didn't it?
00:28:41Unbelievable.
00:28:42You know, what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:28:46I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:28:48I don't know what happened, okay?
00:28:49Just one moment, she was monstering me, and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
00:28:55Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
00:29:12You're calling the cops, or you can stay with me tonight.
00:29:29I'll change my sheets, and you can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:29:33I'll take the floor.
00:29:34I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:29:44He feels so good.
00:29:45Oh no!
00:29:46Am I hot for Troy?
00:29:55Do you have something I could change into?
00:29:57Yeah, of course.
00:30:16I'm sorry, I did not realize.
00:30:19Relax, Dora.
00:30:21You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a reading game.
00:30:23Yeah, but that's, that's different.
00:30:27You can look now.
00:30:29You're still shirtless.
00:30:31That's how I sleep.
00:30:33But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:30:36Dream on.
00:30:37You're still shirtless.
00:30:38What's the matter?
00:30:40Look.
00:30:41It's a faithless road I'm on.
00:30:45Thanks.
00:30:46I need you, baby.
00:30:51Cause it's been darkness all along.
00:30:56I need you, baby.
00:31:02I need you, baby.
00:31:07You can share the bet if you want.
00:31:21I trust you.
00:31:23A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:31:25I hate you, baby.
00:31:26I hate you, baby.
00:31:27You're a joke.
00:31:29You're going to ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff.
00:31:34Are you sure?
00:31:34We need you, baby.
00:31:36We can put a pillow in between us.
00:31:40We might need a thicker towel.
00:31:42I need you, baby.
00:31:48Because it's been darkness all along.
00:31:53I need you, baby.
00:32:04What happened to the pillow?
00:32:13Someone threw it on the floor.
00:32:15It wasn't me.
00:32:17Why would I do that?
00:32:19I don't know.
00:32:21Maybe because you want me to do this.
00:32:22Wake me up when it's sin all over.
00:32:29Take my heart, whip over your head.
00:32:34I've been spending all my days just trying to find a way.
00:32:39You know, Leah's the one I want.
00:32:50You're the one who said you wanted help with Fifth Base.
00:32:54I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:32:56Right.
00:32:57Yeah.
00:32:58Sorry for freaking out.
00:32:59I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:33:08Yeah.
00:33:08I actually need to call my cousin about that.
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:11Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:17I have an American history exam I got to get to, so I'm going to go.
00:33:22Hey, what's up?
00:33:29What's up, dude?
00:33:31So, I'm sure Dora punched Indy.
00:33:34It's an hinged man.
00:33:35Trust me, dude.
00:33:38Indy deserved it.
00:33:40You got to kick her to the curb, bro.
00:33:44Why are you so down on Dora?
00:33:46Isn't she your friend?
00:33:48Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up,
00:33:51and you need to be more focused.
00:33:54I'm focused.
00:33:55Okay, don't worry about me.
00:33:56Doesn't look it.
00:33:58When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming,
00:34:00you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:34:07Leo!
00:34:08Hey!
00:34:10I'm going to wash this.
00:34:12Get it back to you.
00:34:15Mini trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
00:34:19Wow!
00:34:21Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:34Oh, no.
00:34:35Shh, shh, shh.
00:34:36Stop it, stop.
00:34:37Hey, look.
00:34:38Troy and sister friends.
00:34:42It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:34:44I'm just looking out for you.
00:34:45Troy's the biggest player on campus, and you're a virgin.
00:34:47I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:34:52Thanks, man.
00:34:55Okay.
00:34:56Nothing ain't happening between us.
00:34:59Don't say that more than you.
00:35:01Thanks, buddy.
00:35:02Great chat.
00:35:04Go team.
00:35:05Excuse me.
00:35:17The boss wants an update.
00:35:23Hey, Big Mike.
00:35:24How's it hanging?
00:35:27Right.
00:35:28An update.
00:35:29So, everything's set to where we lose the big match.
00:35:32It's got Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from.
00:35:35Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.
00:35:50Hey.
00:35:51Just about to call you.
00:35:52So, I tracked the money to an offshore account, and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:35:55You got a name yet?
00:35:56Not yet.
00:35:57But I will.
00:35:59How'd your exam go?
00:36:01Aced it, as usual.
00:36:04Nerd.
00:36:06That's good.
00:36:07Now you can focus on this.
00:36:12Renato and Lydia.
00:36:14My cousins.
00:36:15They're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:21Hi.
00:36:22You ready for this?
00:36:24I think so.
00:36:26She's ready.
00:36:28Then buckle up, girl.
00:36:29We're about to rock your world.
00:36:30I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but the car will pick you up at six.
00:36:41Be ready.
00:36:42You got me a car?
00:36:44Gotta make an entrance.
00:36:48Come on.
00:36:49Bye.
00:36:51Oh, yes.
00:36:54This is my favorite part.
00:36:56Oh, no.
00:36:58Burn.
00:36:59Trash.
00:37:00Honey, is this from middle school?
00:37:02I think that's it.
00:37:04We're not going to do that again.
00:37:05The 2014 GAPS sweater.
00:37:07Going.
00:37:13Cinderella is ready for the ball.
00:37:15I did it again.
00:37:17We did it.
00:37:18Oh, we.
00:37:26What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:32What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:34Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:41Damn.
00:37:42Who's this hot body?
00:37:50Oh, my God.
00:37:50Is that virgin Dora?
00:37:52Is he?
00:37:56I got this for you.
00:38:11Don't I gather to try hard?
00:38:17You look beautiful.
00:38:19What do you really have to think of?
00:38:21Probably what every other street guy the zip code is thinking.
00:38:23Who is that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:33Could this get any solder?
00:38:35I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:39She looks amazing.
00:38:44That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:48May I have this dance?
00:38:51Sorry you don't dance for your feet.
00:38:52I can handle it.
00:38:55Follow my lead.
00:38:56We got you.
00:39:00He is so strong.
00:39:02I feel so safe in his arms.
00:39:05And he really does smell good.
00:39:09What am I doing?
00:39:11I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:39:12I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:13I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:22You can't seriously want that.
00:39:27You could put lipstick on a pig.
00:39:29But it's still a pig.
00:39:31Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:39:34Shut up, Mindy.
00:39:38Can I cut in?
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:41Don't be a dick.
00:39:50I can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:39:53It's just me.
00:39:55And then he fell to makeup and hairspray.
00:39:57Still the same old Dora.
00:39:59Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:40:02I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:40:04I didn't realize you liked him to know with me.
00:40:06Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:11Really?
00:40:15Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:18Yeah.
00:40:19Just go grab a burger or something?
00:40:22No.
00:40:23Like a proper dinner.
00:40:25Like a date.
00:40:30He's never going to appreciate her the way I do.
00:40:32This is fucking killing me.
00:40:33I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:40:37Leo is the one I want.
00:40:41Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:40:44How do you know?
00:40:45I can read lips.
00:40:49I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:40:51Or something sexy, because we're going fancy.
00:40:54Cool.
00:40:55Yeah, I'll try.
00:40:57You know she's got Leo and Troy after her?
00:41:00What is this, opposites day?
00:41:02What is going on?
00:41:03You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:41:05She's hotter than Dora.
00:41:06Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:41:13These could work.
00:41:15All you need is ten seconds.
00:41:21Perfect.
00:41:21And I won't ask you why you're carrying locks and eggs around.
00:41:32I'm going to use the restroom?
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:34Cool.
00:41:34Cool.
00:41:42Ten seconds after drinking the spiked drink, Dora the Poorer is going to know she's messed
00:41:47with the wrong person.
00:41:50Dora!
00:41:51Hi!
00:41:52Have you tried this drink?
00:41:53It's so good.
00:41:56That's okay, Mindy.
00:41:57Good.
00:41:59Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:01Don't you want to be my friend?
00:42:02Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:42:15Yeah.
00:42:27How'd you know I was thirsty?
00:42:28Thanks, Mindy.
00:42:29Actually, that drink is for me.
00:42:33I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:50Everyone!
00:42:52Did I have your attention over here, please?
00:42:53Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:42:59Dora the Poorer is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:43:04Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:43:06Well, you'll see soon.
00:43:09Come on, a little closer.
00:43:11Trust me, you will not regret what you're about to witness.
00:43:14Three, two, one.
00:43:16Oh, no.
00:43:23Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:43:24This is not happening.
00:43:29Oh.
00:43:32Dear, you...
00:43:33Don't touch me!
00:43:35What's...
00:43:36What's going on?
00:43:39This is just a dream.
00:43:41Wake up.
00:43:42Oh, my God!
00:43:47Yo, Mindy just shit her pants!
00:43:49Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:43:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:43:55Oh, the body has fallen.
00:43:57That's right.
00:43:59On your knees.
00:44:00Shut up!
00:44:02Put that down.
00:44:04Stop filming me!
00:44:08Oh, oh, oh.
00:44:12Thank you for saving me. How do you know she's going to do that?
00:44:17I was watching her. I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:23How'd things go with Leo?
00:44:25Great. We're going on a date.
00:44:28That's all thanks to you.
00:44:36Thanks guys. I appreciate you. I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:44:40Yeah.
00:44:42Oh, thank you.
00:44:44And that Dora, you know, is at a party.
00:44:48Yeah, bullshit. And don't send her any dick pics.
00:44:51Too late. But hey, she sent her first.
00:44:55Fuck. I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:44:59Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:45:02She's a good person.
00:45:05Yeah, she's special.
00:45:08Yeah. So don't jerk her around.
00:45:11Look, dude. Don't tell me how to live my life, alright?
00:45:14Heads in the game. This is it.
00:45:16Talent Scouts. Contracts. Big money. Big future.
00:45:25I gotta go.
00:45:27Mr. Constantine. You said you'd fix this by today.
00:45:37Yes. I am. I'm fixing it. You're getting the senior.
00:45:45Hey, what the fuck?
00:45:46Relax.
00:45:47He'll still be able to play.
00:45:49He'll still be able to play.
00:45:56I'm stuck!
00:46:02Next time, he won't be able to play.
00:46:04And after that, game over.
00:46:06Hey! Right on time.
00:46:21So, should I go for more of a smokey eye, or like a peach blossom?
00:46:27I know. Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:30What?
00:46:31I'm just joking.
00:46:33No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:40Yeah.
00:46:41We're a big date with him.
00:46:46I don't know. All that much, to be honest.
00:46:49Come on. You're the expert. You tell me.
00:46:51Just wing it, Dora. Okay? Everybody just wings it.
00:46:55What's wrong with you?
00:46:56Wait, come on. I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
00:46:59Alright, so come on. Pay up.
00:47:01Wait, really?
00:47:02When am I gonna know who's dumbing all the money on me?
00:47:04Soon.
00:47:05If you keep your promises.
00:47:08Alright, okay, fine.
00:47:09What do you need to know? Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:47:13Well, which underwear? Black or what?
00:47:19The black ones are a little bit see-through. See?
00:47:21Yeah, I can see you.
00:47:22You don't need to hand them to me. And you're handing them to me.
00:47:24Oh shit, I'm getting hard.
00:47:26Dude, not in front of her. Fuck!
00:47:29Um, yeah, these feel too soft. You might not want to take them off.
00:47:34So, the other ones?
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:36Okay.
00:47:37Well, up until this point, my life has been sex-negative.
00:47:43Kiss-negative too. Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:47:47So, could you show me?
00:47:50Where'd I quedar at?
00:47:57Alright.
00:47:58You asked for it.
00:48:04If I wanted to kiss you.
00:48:07The first thing I do is-
00:48:09Get you close.
00:48:10Maybe-
00:48:11Offer you my jacket.
00:48:13And I'd use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:48:18And I'd look into your eyes.
00:48:32That way you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:48:43That's what the term does.
00:48:53Gross.
00:48:55I don't know.
00:49:00Step by step, look down.
00:49:06Don't let me join her down.
00:49:20Why'd you stop?
00:49:22Is that being weird?
00:49:24Whoa.
00:49:31Sorry.
00:49:32Wait.
00:49:33Did I do something wrong?
00:49:36Please.
00:49:37Tell me.
00:49:38Because you love Leo.
00:49:40Not me.
00:49:45You're cool.
00:49:47Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:49:49That's like the launch pad right there.
00:49:54I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:49:58Sorry.
00:50:00I don't know if that sounds needy.
00:50:01I just feel exposed.
00:50:06Me too.
00:50:07Me too.
00:50:08Sorry?
00:50:09You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:50:12And everyone else is a player.
00:50:13They're the ones who are shit.
00:50:15Not you.
00:50:16I'm sorry, Dora.
00:50:17I got stuff to do.
00:50:23Tell me, why him?
00:50:24Why Leo?
00:50:26Really?
00:50:27I thought you were friends.
00:50:28Yeah, we're good on the ice together.
00:50:30But he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:50:35I don't know.
00:50:36I mean, growing up, you always just said we get married.
00:50:39His mom left him and his brothers and...
00:50:43I just kind of wanted to save him.
00:50:46So I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
00:50:50So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:50:54And you're just gonna hand him your V-card.
00:50:59You lose how I imagine my future.
00:51:03Why?
00:51:05Who did you lose it to?
00:51:06Some good looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:51:07Yeah.
00:51:08Hot bitchy chicks.
00:51:09Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:51:11Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:51:15What?
00:51:17Hey, you don't get to judge me.
00:51:19Hey, Troy.
00:51:35Is this okay?
00:51:39I hear my fluid with his phone.
00:51:43He doesn't care what I look like.
00:51:44This is all for Leo.
00:51:46It was a game without a winner.
00:51:50Seriously, who cares?
00:51:51She'll work it out.
00:51:52He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:51:54Lesson learned.
00:51:58Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:52:00That narcissist would just hurt her.
00:52:02Love just makes me jealous.
00:52:13How's your hand?
00:52:15I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:52:17It's alright though, I'm good.
00:52:18Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:52:19You've seen me play.
00:52:20I have.
00:52:22You know, that's what I like about you.
00:52:25What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:28How was I?
00:52:29I mean, it was great.
00:52:30You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:52:34Right, and next year's gonna be even bigger for me.
00:52:36You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:52:38Everybody's gonna be like, Leo, Leo.
00:52:41Hey.
00:52:42Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:52:43Why did I upset Troy?
00:52:45He's been so nice.
00:52:47He's just asking me a question.
00:52:49He's the one guy who gets my jokes.
00:52:53I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:52:55The Leo Constantine.
00:52:57Oh.
00:52:58Leo's still talking about himself.
00:53:00Everything's great.
00:53:02And that's why we should fuck.
00:53:05What?
00:53:06Yeah, there's something I should tell you about us.
00:53:15You were right.
00:53:16I know.
00:53:17So, your room or mine?
00:53:19No.
00:53:20We're better off as friends.
00:53:26No, we should fuck.
00:53:29Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:53:34Let me guess.
00:53:35Troy?
00:53:37I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't...
00:53:39I can't really say.
00:53:40It's cool.
00:53:41I know it's Troy.
00:53:43Dora.
00:53:46I'm really attracted to you.
00:53:48And, I don't know if you remember, but, as kids we used to joke around about getting married.
00:53:53It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:53:58Why'd you just walk away from the hockey puck at me in the face?
00:54:06Did I?
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up, you're one of us, like one of the boys, you know?
00:54:18And, I don't know, it just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:54:23Oh, this isn't gonna work.
00:54:24Tora.
00:54:25I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:54:26I'm really flattered.
00:54:27I am.
00:54:28You are the hottest.
00:54:29I've been there.
00:54:30I'm gonna go find someone else.
00:54:31This is gonna leave a scar.
00:54:32Don't even leave a burst.
00:54:33I'm gonna leave a burst.
00:54:35I'm gonna leave a burst.
00:54:38I was too nervous.
00:54:39I'm sorry.
00:54:40This is theombra.
00:54:41This is theombra.
00:54:42I'm so sorry, Tora.
00:54:43I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:54:45I'm really flattered.
00:54:46I am.
00:54:47You are the hottest.
00:54:48I'm gonna go find someone else.
00:54:49This is gonna leave a scar.
00:54:52I'm gonna leave a burst.
00:54:53Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:55:12Who?
00:55:14Really?
00:55:15Borer?
00:55:16Dora the Borer?
00:55:18She's on a date.
00:55:20With Leo.
00:55:22No way.
00:55:23Actually, I don't care.
00:55:29We're not exclusive.
00:55:31What about you?
00:55:33Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:35Are you jealous?
00:55:37She's free to make her own choices.
00:55:40Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
00:55:43I am.
00:55:44I remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomores' win meet.
00:55:51I don't know if she's with you.
00:55:53Wow.
00:55:56Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
00:55:58Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:03You know, we could go for a ride now if you want.
00:56:09You know, for old time's sake.
00:56:11I don't know if she's with you.
00:56:11I don't know if she's with you.
00:56:12I don't know if she's with you.
00:56:13No thanks.
00:56:15But I...
00:56:16Maybe he'll be worrying to you.
00:56:18Oh, for old time.
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:23I don't know.
00:56:24You know...
00:56:26Can you?
00:56:26I don't know.
00:56:27I don't know.
00:56:27Can you?
00:56:28You know...
00:56:28Yeah.
00:56:28You know...
00:56:59Aren't you coming? Don't follow me.
00:57:01Oh yeah. That's definitely a bruise.
00:57:16You're going in the penalty box.
00:57:21Not too late, Dickhead.
00:57:29You okay?
00:57:36Shit, run.
00:57:39Go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:40Keep going, young people!
00:57:52Oh my God.
00:57:54You okay?
00:57:54Oh yeah, that guy was trying to kill me. Why?
00:58:04You okay? You hurt?
00:58:05Fine, I'm fine.
00:58:06Oh, you're hurt.
00:58:08Did he stab you?
00:58:09Take off your shirt.
00:58:10You must have got a cut from the guy's ring.
00:58:21Cut.
00:58:22First aid.
00:58:24Under the table.
00:58:26Okay.
00:58:26It's...
00:58:27I'm so lucky you were there.
00:58:44Why were you there?
00:58:47I was just going to hit the bars.
00:58:49Why were you in the alley?
00:58:50Where's Leo?
00:58:51I called off my date.
00:58:55But I thought he was number one.
00:58:58Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:59:01Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:59:08You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:59:11I will.
00:59:13Yeah.
00:59:13I will.
00:59:14I will.
00:59:21Troy, I released something important last night.
00:59:27What?
00:59:34Leo is not the one for me.
00:59:36Yeah, finally.
00:59:38Who is the right person?
00:59:48Stupid.
00:59:48I should have known you don't feel the same way.
00:59:53How do you know I don't?
00:59:55Because you didn't say anything.
00:59:58Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
01:00:01You love him.
01:00:03I love him.
01:00:06Then why did I leave the restaurant?
01:00:13Blacklist.
01:00:14Are you sure?
01:00:20Yes.
01:00:24I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
01:00:30Then I saw you holding hands.
01:00:35You went to the restaurant?
01:00:37Yeah.
01:00:39For the ribs.
01:00:39Yes.
01:00:39For the ribs.
01:00:44No.
01:01:05Are you sure?
01:01:07Terrific.
01:01:09I don't know.
01:01:42Three, five, two.
01:01:54Was it alright?
01:01:56It was amazing.
01:01:59How was it for you?
01:02:01My ribs don't hurt anymore.
01:02:04It was really...
01:02:06Really?
01:02:08The best.
01:02:11Good morning.
01:02:27Morning.
01:02:29Is that good?
01:02:30Best I've ever slept.
01:02:33Alright, so what do we do now?
01:02:35Do we, uh,
01:02:37do we do it again?
01:02:37Do we do it again?
01:02:41What do the experts say?
01:02:44The experts need breakfast.
01:02:48I'll go get changed.
01:02:50Meet you at the cafe at 9.30.
01:02:54Okay.
01:03:02See you a little bit.
01:03:11Well, sure, we can do it again.
01:03:30What do we like to practice?
01:03:31I can't believe last night really happened.
01:03:42And with the right person.
01:03:49Gora.
01:03:50Vigdi.
01:03:51Look.
01:03:52I know we're never gonna be friends.
01:03:54But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:03:58What are you talking about?
01:03:59I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:04:03You may even have a little crush on him.
01:04:05Which is fine.
01:04:08But.
01:04:09But.
01:04:12Hayley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:04:16And I know you're not gonna believe me,
01:04:18so I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:04:20In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
01:04:27She's a bit fat, but.
01:04:28You know, fat brings the flavor, right?
01:04:30And Dora's like so grateful.
01:04:33Throw the dog a bone, eh?
01:04:41Needy baby to cry in peace.
01:04:43Oh.
01:04:44Someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:04:46How do you find the time?
01:04:54Between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
01:04:59Troy would never say that.
01:05:01Leo, right?
01:05:03What, is it AI?
01:05:06No.
01:05:06It's real.
01:05:08And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus
01:05:10if you don't take a warning from someone who is trying to help.
01:05:12You are the crappiest bully if you think I'm gonna believe that.
01:05:17I'm gonna tell you this now
01:05:18because I don't think you're gonna figure it out yourself.
01:05:21But hurting me
01:05:22is not gonna bring back whoever left you.
01:05:30Please, don't let that date be real.
01:05:32He's not coming.
01:05:44That date was real.
01:05:54Come here, piece of shit!
01:05:58Yell all you want, Mr. Ace.
01:06:00No one
01:06:03will ever find you.
01:06:09Who are you?
01:06:14What do you want?
01:06:15Shut up
01:06:15and listen.
01:06:17We were gonna play carrot
01:06:18then stick.
01:06:20The carrot is
01:06:21you're gonna be a TV star.
01:06:24Take this bag off my head.
01:06:26Now there's a bunch of money in your accounts.
01:06:28You took that money
01:06:29to throw the game.
01:06:30You're bookies?
01:06:33Is that all this is?
01:06:35You're gonna say
01:06:36on camera
01:06:38that
01:06:39you made a big mistake.
01:06:41You have a gambling problem.
01:06:43But you're seeking help.
01:06:45Rehabbing God.
01:06:47Hoping for
01:06:47a healing miracle.
01:06:51I'll never do it.
01:06:52I'm glad you said it.
01:06:55Now here
01:06:56is the stick.
01:07:05No.
01:07:07You will say a few words on camera
01:07:08and quit the team.
01:07:10And Dora
01:07:11hits the keep
01:07:12for greatness.
01:07:13Thanks.
01:07:13Thanks.
01:07:22This is a KGB-Vishud spy gun.
01:07:27It fires
01:07:28one bullet.
01:07:31If you don't want said bullet
01:07:32in your girlfriend's skull
01:07:33then do what's that come at.
01:07:36All right.
01:07:42I'll do it.
01:07:59Hey.
01:08:00It's me again.
01:08:01I just want to make sure
01:08:03you're okay.
01:08:05We're okay.
01:08:08Polly.
01:08:19The cream is always the answer.
01:08:23You've abandoned me too.
01:08:24Bye-bye.
01:08:27Back to the store.
01:08:31I cannot believe this.
01:08:33I know, right?
01:08:38What's going on?
01:08:40It's unreal.
01:08:43It's Troy.
01:08:44I've been busted
01:08:45match-fixing.
01:08:46Coach, I'm
01:08:46I'm really sorry.
01:08:48And to my teammates
01:08:49and to the whole campus.
01:08:51I screwed up
01:08:51and I'm prepared to accept
01:08:53whatever's coming to me.
01:08:54Where have you been?
01:09:11I have been calling
01:09:12and calling.
01:09:15We should talk.
01:09:16Yes.
01:09:17Yes, we should.
01:09:18Someone is distributing
01:09:18fake AI confessions of you.
01:09:20Mindy just tried to
01:09:21pick me out with one too.
01:09:22I think it's the same
01:09:23people behind the bank.
01:09:24It's not AI.
01:09:26Okay?
01:09:27It's real.
01:09:28It's me.
01:09:30What?
01:09:31It was all me.
01:09:34You took a bribe?
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:40I think, but
01:09:41why would you say that?
01:09:44I mean, why would you
01:09:45have me look into it for you?
01:09:47I
01:09:47I
01:09:48I was setting up an alibi.
01:09:50Okay?
01:09:50But I got caught.
01:09:52By who?
01:09:53The
01:09:53what?
01:09:54The authorities.
01:09:55Who exactly?
01:09:58Look,
01:09:59this doesn't involve you, okay?
01:10:00Just back off.
01:10:02Oh,
01:10:03no, no.
01:10:03Something else is going on here.
01:10:05For fuck's sake, Tor!
01:10:07Don't you get it?
01:10:08I was using you!
01:10:09Thank you for making it
01:10:11so easy for me!
01:10:12Oh, especially last night.
01:10:19You don't mean that.
01:10:21All right, just tell me which authorities.
01:10:22I will talk to them.
01:10:24It doesn't matter.
01:10:26Okay, it's too late.
01:10:27Tori, please!
01:10:28For fuck's sake!
01:10:30What don't you understand?
01:10:31You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.
01:10:34I'm the captain of the hockey team,
01:10:36and you're a little ex-virgin.
01:10:38You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:10:41It's not worth the hassle!
01:10:49I'm sorry, Dora.
01:10:50But it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:10:57I shouldn't know.
01:10:58Of course,
01:10:59someone like Troy
01:11:00wouldn't want to be with me.
01:11:13I count this for you.
01:11:15I don't believe
01:11:26any of those moments
01:11:26are being safe.
01:11:27He's a hockey player,
01:11:29not an actor.
01:11:31Something else is coming up.
01:11:33Something mean,
01:11:34English-moly.
01:11:57It's a camera.
01:12:04It's a camera.
01:12:12Hey, hey.
01:12:13What program did you use
01:12:14to pick Troy's voice?
01:12:16Tell me.
01:12:17Go away, boy.
01:12:18Screw you.
01:12:20Just send me a link.
01:12:22No.
01:12:22It was real.
01:12:24It was real.
01:12:25I'll watch you again.
01:12:39I just need one minute in his room
01:12:41to put my plan into motion.
01:12:46Who is it?
01:12:48Hey, it's Dora.
01:12:48Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:12:54Got kicked off the team,
01:12:55remember?
01:12:56Of course he did.
01:12:57You idiot.
01:12:59I'm just looking for my hair clips.
01:13:05They're not here.
01:13:08You shouldn't be here, Dora.
01:13:09I don't want you here.
01:13:11It's all right.
01:13:12I made a pact with myself.
01:13:13If my hair clips aren't in there,
01:13:14I'll just...
01:13:15I'll just go.
01:13:15Okay.
01:13:19They're not here.
01:13:22Okay.
01:13:48Wait, Troy.
01:13:59Before you go,
01:14:00I have information about
01:14:01the money in your bank account.
01:14:07You found out we put it there?
01:14:10Yeah.
01:14:11Yeah, my friend.
01:14:11She has a name.
01:14:12So we can take this evidence
01:14:13to the cops?
01:14:15Yes.
01:14:16Meet me in the library at 1.
01:14:17I'll have all the information left.
01:14:31Why can't you take Di for an answer, Dora?
01:14:34You're ruining everything.
01:14:36Oh, good to see you there.
01:14:46I thought you were a book.
01:14:47Oh, that's probably because
01:14:48you can't read.
01:14:49Yes, you can.
01:14:51Right?
01:14:53Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
01:14:56Because you're too busy being alone.
01:14:58Yeah.
01:14:58You are exhausting.
01:15:03All right, just do me a favor.
01:15:05Get some real friends.
01:15:06Get some therapy, please.
01:15:08Before you end up being the one
01:15:09who is all left alone.
01:15:16Leo, hi.
01:15:18You're just in time
01:15:19to watch me destroy war.
01:15:22Get lost.
01:15:24Dora,
01:15:24we need to talk.
01:15:27What?
01:15:29Apologize to me.
01:15:31Yeah.
01:15:39Get lost.
01:15:50Leo, right now is really not a good time.
01:15:52Okay, I'm expecting someone.
01:15:53I know.
01:15:55I talked to Troy about the situation.
01:15:57He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
01:15:59He sent me here to talk with you.
01:16:01Who transferred the money into his account?
01:16:04Troy wouldn't tell you that.
01:16:09It was you.
01:16:11You were the one that hit the camera.
01:16:12You were the one who set up Floyd.
01:16:13Keep your voice down.
01:16:17Set up Floyd?
01:16:17Keep your voice down.
01:16:19Why would you do that?
01:16:20He's your friend.
01:16:23The team needs him.
01:16:24They're going to lose without him.
01:16:25That's the point.
01:16:26I owe a lot of money
01:16:28to some seriously dangerous people.
01:16:32That's how I wanted you to pay it off.
01:16:36By losing?
01:16:37Duh.
01:16:38The bets are in.
01:16:40There's no way they're going to win now.
01:16:42Unless you screw it up.
01:16:44What about Troy's future?
01:16:46He'll never go pro.
01:16:47This could follow him around
01:16:48for the rest of his life.
01:16:50That's the free market, baby.
01:16:52And now I'm free.
01:16:54So, I'm going to the cops.
01:16:57They're not going anywhere, moron.
01:17:02You wouldn't hurt me.
01:17:03Of course not.
01:17:05Big Mike?
01:17:06I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
01:17:07You organized that?
01:17:11Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea
01:17:13and he is a hitman.
01:17:15Hitmen hit people.
01:17:17You're a monster.
01:17:18Me?
01:17:19He's the hitman?
01:17:21Why'd you have to stick your nerdy nose
01:17:22in my business in the first place?
01:17:24We are in public space, you idiot.
01:17:28If you don't come with me right now
01:17:30and be quiet,
01:17:32I'll make sure Big Mike finishes
01:17:33what he started on Troy.
01:17:34Okay.
01:17:38Come.
01:17:40Let's go.
01:17:53I know it wasn't you.
01:17:55I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:17:57I'm meeting them in the library at what?
01:18:04I'll pick up Dora.
01:18:17She would never leave this.
01:18:21Have you guys seen Dora?
01:18:23Who?
01:18:25Come on, stop acting like an insecure bitch
01:18:27for two seconds.
01:18:28She's in danger.
01:18:29Promise?
01:18:29Relax, I saw her leave with Leo
01:18:33like 20 minutes ago.
01:18:36Leo?
01:18:37Why was he with Dora?
01:18:42You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
01:18:45Thanks, guys.
01:18:46I appreciate you.
01:18:47I'll pay you back ASAP.
01:18:52Stop, stop!
01:18:54Holy shit.
01:18:56It's been Leo this whole time.
01:18:58Come on, Mike.
01:19:04Pick up!
01:19:06Leo, this is crazy.
01:19:09We've known each other forever.
01:19:10We can fix this.
01:19:11I...
01:19:11We're in way too deep.
01:19:13Pick up it, Mike.
01:19:16He burned you.
01:19:18Bullshit.
01:19:20The hockey game's coming up.
01:19:22People, if you don't show up,
01:19:24people are...
01:19:24they're gonna start asking serious questions.
01:19:26Here's a free lesson for you.
01:19:28And all you dopey fucking girls out there,
01:19:30talking more does not fucking help.
01:19:33Erf, why'd you even help, Troy?
01:19:35Want to get laid or something?
01:19:37You made a deal?
01:19:39For what?
01:19:42You're just gonna help me get your attention,
01:19:44and then I was gonna trace the money.
01:19:45Well...
01:19:47You got my attention now.
01:19:52Yeah.
01:19:54I see why Big Mike likes this.
01:19:59It's actually a turn-on
01:20:00to feel someone fully under your power.
01:20:04Do you remember what you told me?
01:20:08About losing your virginity?
01:20:09I know I'm a day late,
01:20:12but...
01:20:13still got a few minutes.
01:20:21Mom!
01:20:22You little bitch!
01:20:25I hope it hurts.
01:20:28You're a little spicy.
01:20:30It's all right, I like it.
01:20:31I would rather die
01:20:32than let you touch me.
01:20:34We can do both.
01:20:36I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too,
01:20:37huh?
01:20:37Are you up for that?
01:20:39I never look up to you.
01:20:41You are not
01:20:42kind, brave,
01:20:43or courageous.
01:20:46Not even a good hockey player.
01:20:48I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
01:20:51Bullshit.
01:20:52What?
01:20:54I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts,
01:20:55they wouldn't even take a second look at you.
01:20:57Shut the fuck up!
01:20:57You don't even know what you're talking about!
01:20:59No, it's true.
01:21:00Your entire team knows
01:21:01that Troy carries you.
01:21:03I mean, do you know
01:21:03how much they're gonna hate you
01:21:04when they find out
01:21:05they were betrayed for a bet?
01:21:06I said shut up!
01:21:07Come on!
01:21:08Do it!
01:21:09Now you're gonna be
01:21:10a woman-hitting coward, too!
01:21:11Shut up!
01:21:12What the fuck did you do to her?
01:21:33Nothing she didn't deserve.
01:21:36Big Mike gets here,
01:21:37he'll take care of both of you, too.
01:21:38No, Leo, he's not coming.
01:21:41If you hurt us,
01:21:42that is on you.
01:21:45It's okay.
01:21:48Stay there.
01:21:49Get back with her.
01:21:50Why, dickhead?
01:21:51What's your plan?
01:21:53I'll tie both you up.
01:21:55And then I'll lock the door.
01:21:57And do what?
01:21:58Go play?
01:21:59And I'm gonna light a little fire.
01:22:02And then I'll go play.
01:22:05I see you're not so stupid now, huh?
01:22:07Keep it up, Leo.
01:22:09I already called the cops.
01:22:11Yeah, prove it.
01:22:11Let me see.
01:22:15Oh, I'm gonna gut you, man.
01:22:16I'm gonna get you.
01:22:18Hey, I'm gonna cut you!
01:22:19Troy, no.
01:22:21I don't care.
01:22:21Don't worry.
01:22:22He's not gonna hurt you.
01:22:23It's the police!
01:22:49Did he hurt you?
01:22:51I'm fine.
01:22:51You have to hurry.
01:22:54No, it's fine.
01:22:55He's out.
01:22:56We need to call the cops right now.
01:22:57We can still make it to the hockey game.
01:23:00It's too late.
01:23:02I'm finished.
01:23:02No one's gonna believe anything I say now.
01:23:20Coach.
01:23:22What are you doing?
01:23:23Get out.
01:23:24Get off the premises.
01:23:25Come on, just give me two minutes to explain.
01:23:27You know how much damage you've done?
01:23:29Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the match fixing.
01:23:31It was Leo, right?
01:23:33He did it to pay off his debts.
01:23:35What?
01:23:36He's a gambler.
01:23:37Okay, getting me off the team,
01:23:38squareded away with the people Leo's money to.
01:23:41Where is he, right?
01:23:41I've been calling him for two hours.
01:23:43He's with the police.
01:23:44All right, I have the number if you want to check with him.
01:23:47But you have to let Troy play.
01:23:49I don't have time for these fairy tales.
01:23:50I want you off the premises of security is going to kick you out.
01:23:55Come on.
01:23:56Let's go.
01:23:57Let's talk about it.
01:23:59All due respect, coach.
01:24:01You are an idiot.
01:24:02Don't worry.
01:24:02No, no, no.
01:24:04He needs to hear this.
01:24:05Do you know how badly you're going to get trolled
01:24:07when they find out that you lost the biggest game of the season
01:24:09because you wouldn't let your best player play?
01:24:19Let's go.
01:24:19Whatever bitchy thing you are about to say,
01:24:45save it.
01:24:46I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
01:24:48The girls are here to witness me not saying this.
01:24:53But you did good.
01:24:56Troy played and we won.
01:25:00Because of you.
01:25:05I'm big enough to accept that.
01:25:10Also big enough to know that you will always be a girl-bullying bitch.
01:25:14I am.
01:25:19But now it's time for you to thank me.
01:25:21For what?
01:25:23For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
01:25:26It's a special relationship.
01:25:28We're not friends.
01:25:30Just try stopping me.
01:25:31I'm looking everywhere for you.
01:25:42Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
01:25:49I just couldn't wait any longer to see you.
01:25:51You were amazing out there.
01:25:53The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
01:25:57It's crazy.
01:25:58Three of them want me to go see them.
01:25:59And I think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
01:26:04All your dreams are coming true.
01:26:08I hope.
01:26:08I'm sure you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate.
01:26:22Not pizza.
01:26:24Toodles.
01:26:24It's like it's getting better and better.
01:26:49Because it's you and me.
01:26:52I love you like crazy.
01:26:54And you love me.
01:26:58Right?
01:27:01Yes.
01:27:03You're really adorable.
01:27:06I love you like crazy.
01:27:15Thank you for saving me.
01:27:17You saved me first.
01:27:19I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
01:27:22I'm not going to argue with that.
01:27:28You're a really good tutor, you know.
01:27:30I'm glad you think so because I have another lesson for you.
01:27:35And I think you're really going to like me.
01:27:36I'll go with you.
01:27:37I know.
01:27:50I know.
01:27:50I know.
01:27:51I know.
01:27:51I know.
01:27:52I know.
01:27:52I know.
01:27:52I'm not going to be ready.
01:27:53I know.
01:27:54I know.
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