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The Taxi Mafia Prince
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00:00hey what are you doing with my stuff how'd you get in here I gave him the keys Carl
00:11what are you doing here so late and what's that guy doing with my stuff Tasha Tasha Tasha you're
00:18always asking the wrong questions what the hell is going on do you really think you're that thick
00:26Tasha your husband and I decided you're no longer needed here anymore right it's gonna take over
00:33your role at the company she's already proven she can do everything you can but better I'll have a
00:38letter of termination and divorce papers sent over to your new address wherever that ends up being what
00:44should I do with this boss give me that you plebe I know exactly what to do with it is that clear
00:53enough for you Tasha your company and your husband both belong to me now no you can't just fire me I'm a
01:05shareholder at this company are you you know actually your debt is mortgaged with your shares so you
01:13actually owe this company about 200 million I never took out any loans that large you were always so
01:21gallible a word of advice for the future don't give the keys to the kingdom to your assistant no
01:27matter how trustworthy your feeble brain security we have a vagrant in the lobby and she might become
01:37stop acting I'll just leave on my own look there's no clamor there's no glory it's just blood guts fear and
01:53misery come on man you think I'm some kind of moron that doesn't know anything I know that the type of
01:59money you make in just a few days I can't make that in 10 years working as a stick but at least you're
02:05guaranteed to be alive in 10 years in my world you're not guaranteed to be alive in 10 days let alone
02:1010 minutes sometimes stop lecturing me are you gonna give me the gun or not I'm sorry but no I'm not
02:20gonna let you get killed man what the fuck you got me here for then oh I guess you didn't hear the repo guy
02:44he came and towed your car away said it was like collateral for a loan of course I made the call
02:54and arranged everything my pleasure despicable trash you know I was gonna give you a ride you know
03:04seeming that we were married for so long but walking the streets at night kind of suits you so enjoy go to
03:14hell
03:44miss just go away all right I don't need your cheap sympathy right now miss your friend's gone
03:53I just want to offer my cab services
03:56yeah I'm sorry a cab is just what I need right now all right great come on board
04:06sorry I don't have any cash right now um give me a minute I'll go grab some from inside here
04:35just proof I'm not trying to skip out on the fair
04:39you have some nerve coming back here I never wanted my son to marry you in the first place
04:54and now that he's finally come to his senses and kicked you to the curb you think that you can just
04:59waltz right back into his house his house my father left me this house and I know you're senile
05:09but I'm sure you remember when you practically begged me to let you and Carl live here I always knew you
05:16were a nasty little hussy who the hell are you this is a personal matter so you should really mind your own business and stay outside
05:29actually this is my boyfriend so if it's a personal matter for me it's a personal matter for him
05:37okay what you think your son's the only one capable of having secrets
05:43hey thanks again for today I know that's a weird position to put you in
06:03it's all right it is really nice to know that there is still good people out there that would help a total stranger
06:12have a good night all right you too
06:33where's my necklace
06:59here just proof I'm not trying to skip out on the fair
07:29there's a fancy broad like you find yourself in a place like this
07:36who the hell are you get out now all I'm trying to do is introduce myself and you're treating me like
07:42some dog shit you found stuck to your shoes
07:45oh I'm calling the police
07:49how about I give you a better idea
07:53you and I are gonna have some good old-fashioned fun tonight
08:04if I ever see you around here again you're dead
08:16I'm so glad you're here
08:25where did you get this necklace
08:29my father gave that to me
08:32you better not be lying to me
08:38I'm not lying
08:40he made that with his own hands
08:44it has my name on the back
08:45it's really you
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14:34can afford. Listen, I have an extra room at my place. Maybe you can just come stay with me.
15:02Welcome home.
15:04I really feel like my luck's starting to change. I mean, you've literally rescued me over and
15:14over today. I know what it's like. I've been rescued before. I'm sorry. I don't think I
15:23can make rent right away, but you could sell this ring and then you should cover me for
15:30a few months, at least until I'm back at my feet.
15:32I thought he was a really rich guy. Why did he choose such a small diamond? It's not a
15:40very good cut either.
15:43Okay. Never mind. I can just...
15:46No, it's fine. I'm just saying. You deserve a better reign than this.
15:51No, babe. Stop. It's late. Okay?
15:59You're still thinking about her.
16:09Who? Tasha? Are you kidding me?
16:11Then why are you wearing the wedding ring? Did you forget what she and her father did
16:17to you? I will never forget what she and her father did to me. But that has nothing to
16:25do with you. So why don't you stop mouthing off about shit you know nothing about and let
16:28me handle my own affairs.
16:42My own affairs.
17:00Mary?
17:17What?
17:25Hey, what's going on?
17:26My daughter's missing.
17:28What?
17:30Tasha, you shouldn't have barged in like this.
17:43If Carl finds out...
17:44No, I don't care about Carl right now, okay?
17:47Where's my daughter?
17:48Where's Anna?
17:49I sent her away.
17:52No.
17:54You have no right.
17:56Actually, as Carl's new wife
17:59and Anna's legal guardian,
18:00I have all the rights to do whatever I want
18:03with my stepdaughter.
18:06What?
18:10We never settled custody,
18:12so just skip the theatrics
18:14and tell me where my daughter is.
18:16You think you're getting custody?
18:17Oh, I'm so sorry.
18:20I think we're looking for my mother.
18:21Okay.
18:22We have my mother.
18:24We have women is dead.
18:25We have a mother.
18:25We have a mother.
18:27We have our mother.
18:32On the other hand,
18:33we have a wealthy and well respected father
18:35who happens to be the CEO
18:37of the world renowned Pro Group.
18:39Oh, what's going on?
18:40Oh, Carl.
18:41Carl, it's okay.
18:42Tasha was understandably upset about the situation.
18:43You know, I don't blame her for what happened.
18:45You trespass on my property?
18:46Assault my wife in her own home?
18:48Tasha, I have put up with your outrageous behavior for years, but don't you dare subject
19:05Reyna to that kind of abuse.
19:07You don't understand.
19:08Reyna sent Anna away.
19:10She did what any good mother would.
19:12I want to know where my daughter is right now.
19:15New Zealand.
19:16Getting medical care from one of the best cardiology departments in the world.
19:21And remind me, what have you done for your daughter lately?
19:24Abandon her?
19:26To go shack up with some cab driver boyfriend?
19:29You idiot!
19:30I found those cardiologists in New Zealand.
19:33Scheduling those appointments was the last thing I had Reyna do when she was still my
19:37sister.
19:38Tasha, Tasha.
19:39You disgust me.
19:40Trying to take credit for this wonderful woman's kind gesture to your own sick daughter.
19:44I'm gonna make sure Anna stays far, far away from you so there's no possibility of her ever becoming anything like you.
19:51You backstabbing.
19:52Homewrecking.
19:53Bitch.
19:54I advise you stay far away from my daughter and I.
20:08Hey!
20:09By the way, the deeds still list me as the rightful owner to this house.
20:15So the two of you have no right to keep me from coming back here.
20:19Do you understand?
20:20Calm down.
20:21You can forge my signature.
20:22You can take my money.
20:23Take my house.
20:24But you will never have a shred of the intelligence that I have.
20:28Tasha, you have made your point.
20:31I think it would be-
20:32You deserve that too!
20:34You should have told me about Anna a long time ago!
20:38Oh, don't stop at my account.
20:43Please.
20:44Continue.
20:45Miss Big Shot.
20:47Don't you forget that you still owe 200 million dollars.
20:51And 20 millions of that is owned to me, personally.
20:55In fact, I'm going to call my lawyer and see to it that if you don't pay right away,
20:59you're never going to see your daughter ever again and you'll end up in debtor's prison.
21:04Ciao.
21:08Go ahead and check it out.
21:11But after your accountant, make sure it's all legit.
21:14I don't want you two jackasses hunting my girl for money ever again.
21:17Got it?
21:22Oh!
21:23And by the way, we're going to go ahead and take Anna in the future too.
21:27Don't worry, Carl.
21:29I'll be a better father to her than you ever can be.
21:32Tasha, you'll regret this.
21:38Thanks again, Kerr.
21:41Today.
21:42For pretending to be my boyfriend.
21:47Was all that money real?
21:52As real as it comes.
21:54Where'd you get all that money?
21:56I robbed a couple jewelry stores before I came to find you.
21:59Are you serious?
22:01No, I'm just joking.
22:04It was my dad's.
22:05Don't worry, it wasn't stolen or robbed or anything.
22:08But hey, listen.
22:09From now on, I want you to think of me as your creditor.
22:12Okay?
22:13I don't want you to worry about owing money to those scumbags.
22:16From now on, you'll just owe money to me.
22:19As long as you're okay with that?
22:22I could be okay with it.
22:23As long as you can satisfy one small request.
22:26What kind of request?
22:30My only request is that you just relax.
22:42Okay?
22:43Why don't you just take a load off.
22:45Why don't you start by telling me a story, you know, about the last time it was when you were happy.
22:50You know, I just, I never in a million years could imagine that Carl would betray me like this.
23:11Now I have nothing.
23:15Well, I mean, you always have me and, you know, other things.
23:27I can't hear you.
23:28You're whispering.
23:45Kyle.
23:46Kyle.
23:47You know, Tasha's probably screwing around with that new boyfriend of hers.
24:08Carl!
24:10You know, Tasha's probably screwing around with that new boyfriend of hers.
24:14That bitch.
24:17Honey, you know, you promised to put me in touch with the curator at the Fitz Gallery.
24:21I'm telling you, forget about the Fitz Gallery, okay?
24:24The people who are running it are crooks.
24:27But I want my paintings to be showcased in the most prestigious venue possible.
24:31I know, I know.
24:33And I said I would help you find other galleries, remember?
24:37Just stop manging me about it, okay?
24:40Okay.
24:43You're a little angel.
25:04It's okay. Just sleep in.
25:07It's okay.
25:13Well, it's certainly going to make things more complicated.
25:19So you want to pretend last night never happened?
25:25I thought we had a good thing going on between us.
25:27I mean, you've been going around the last couple of days telling everybody I was your boyfriend.
25:32Yeah, but...
25:34That was just something I said to make my husband jealous.
25:38You mean your ex-husband?
25:40Yeah. Ex.
25:41Ex.
25:42Yeah.
25:45But I mean, you and I are...
25:48You know I can't start a new relationship right now.
25:51So everything you said last night?
25:54We were just caught up in the heat of the moment.
25:59Heat of the moment.
26:01So it was all just bullshit.
26:03Why? To get me into bed with you?
26:07Just to have a one night stand?
26:08Because you miss being with your damn husband?
26:10Because you miss being with your damn husband?
26:12You miss being with your damn husband?
26:27So everything you said last night?
26:32Get a hold of yourself.
26:36You just got divorced.
26:37You're not gonna play mind games with men anymore.
26:42Hey.
26:46I wasn't sure what you liked, so...
26:48I just made a little bit of everything.
26:52You made all this?
26:53Yeah.
27:01So what do you think?
27:05It's delicious.
27:08I mean, you deserve to have some of your awesome breakfast, too.
27:14But hey.
27:16You're not gonna make me sit here and eat this alone, are you?
27:23You've got some sauce right here.
27:32All that for some sauce, huh?
27:34Are you kidding me?
27:35Are you kidding me?
27:41Hello?
27:43Mommy, I miss you so much.
27:45Anna.
27:47Mommy, I miss you so much.
27:48Anna, honey? What?
27:50What's going on? Anna...
27:51Okay.
27:52Well, both of your resumes look excellent.
27:57I have a question.
28:01If you spilled a glass of milk in the ocean, how would you get it back?
28:04What does that question have to do with our work?
28:08Well, I suppose you could contain the section of the ocean with the spilled milk, and then collect that sample, add a centrifugal force, and there's probably a good chance of separation.
28:24So, at our company, we are always trying to make the impossible possible.
28:30And for that, we need people who can think on their feet, derive solutions, no matter how outlandish the task at hand may seem.
28:39Hello?
28:50Uh-huh.
28:52Okay.
28:53Congratulations, Ms. Michaels. Welcome to the Eastwood Corporation.
29:04If you don't mind me asking, why didn't I get the job?
29:20Mrs. Roberts, maybe you should focus on fixing your own family problems first, before you start to look for work again.
29:33We don't want to make enemies with the Crow Group.
29:35So, I guess you didn't get it?
29:49I just don't understand why Carl hates me so much.
29:54I mean, he doesn't want me to work for his company, but he doesn't want me to work for any other company either.
29:58Look, you don't need that corporate job anyways.
30:02Yeah? What else can I do?
30:05I mean, I thought you were an artist, now a painter.
30:09How'd you know about that?
30:11You brought an easel.
30:15It's just a hobby.
30:18I gave it up. I don't paint anymore.
30:21I don't paint anymore.
30:25Okay, well, if you don't love to paint anymore, then why bring an easel with you?
30:33I haven't painted in years.
30:36I'm sure it'll be just like riding a bike.
30:38Once you start, it'll all come back to you.
30:41That's my account. Why are they assigning it to someone else?
30:49Fine, fine. Just get me some damn answers and give me a call back soon, okay?
30:56Carl, this took me three months.
30:59I'm sorry, I just got some bad news at work.
31:03It's ruined now.
31:04Fine.
31:05You have to start over.
31:06You know, it kills me to see you squander your intelligence and talent on these useless paintings.
31:15You're a remarkable woman, Tasha.
31:18Okay? And if the charlatan snobs in the art world can't see that, then screw them, okay?
31:24If you put your focus elsewhere, we could be rich enough to buy ten art galleries.
31:30And then you could put whatever paintings you want in them, right?
31:33Painting's my passion.
31:34What if we put painting on the side, just for a little while, and you could come join me at the company?
31:44Because together, we'd be unstoppable.
31:49And right now, I am drowning.
31:52Your dad and his partners have no faith in me.
31:55No faith in me.
31:58I need you.
32:00Look.
32:04You love me.
32:05Don't you?
32:08Of course I do.
32:10Okay.
32:12Do this one thing for me.
32:14This one little thing.
32:16Please.
32:17Finish?
32:18Yeah.
32:19Mhm.
32:26You'll fly away with me, take you high.
32:32I'm sorry, to smile.
32:35It's my only dream, staring out into the sea.
32:45Finished?
32:46Yeah.
32:46The waves don't rushing after me.
32:49That is amazing.
32:55Thank you. I honestly never thought I'd paint again.
32:58Well, that would have been a shame.
33:00You're easily one of the most talented artists I've ever met.
33:19We're honored that you chose our gallery to showcase your work.
33:24I am curious about one thing, if you don't mind me asking.
33:28The subject in your paintings, your muse, is he your lover?
33:32Oh. No. He's just a friend of mine.
33:39But his gaze, the way he looks out to you in these paintings,
33:43there's so much tenderness and affection in his eyes.
33:49Is Ken really in love with me?
33:54He's so young, though.
33:56At his age, he probably doesn't even know what love is.
34:00Oh, sorry. You're in the way.
34:04Actually, you're in my way.
34:09Actually, you're in my way.
34:10I'm trying to get into my home.
34:14Is this your new girlfriend?
34:16I've never seen you with anyone like this before.
34:19Ken's my roommate.
34:20Now, if you'll please step aside so I can get in.
34:27Call me again if you need anything, okay?
34:30Bye.
34:33Hey, what are you doing home so early?
34:35Are they going to showcase your work?
34:37Sorry if I interrupted something, but as your roommate,
34:41I don't really think I need to tell you if I'm coming or going.
34:43So if you have something private to do, just do it in your room.
34:46I never said you need to tell me when you're coming or going.
34:48I'm just saying.
34:49Fine. You don't need to explain.
34:51Just...
34:51I just want to be alone.
34:58What?
34:58I'm so sorry, sir.
35:04She just barged in without permission.
35:06It's okay.
35:08Miss Roberts, please.
35:10Grab a seat.
35:11We signed a contract.
35:13Why can't you show my paintings now?
35:15I'm afraid I don't have the answers you're looking for.
35:18You want to know what happened?
35:19Ask Carl Crow.
35:19Oh.
35:20I want my paintings back.
35:25Right now.
35:27Well, they're probably somewhere in the warehouse.
35:30They haven't been thrown away yet.
35:50You've already searched the entire warehouse ten times.
35:59If you haven't found what you're looking for, it's not here.
36:01You better hope I find what I'm looking for,
36:03or I'm going to make this entire gallery compensate me,
36:06and then I'm going to sue you,
36:07and you'll be the first to lose your job.
36:10Yeah, that's great, lady.
36:11Go ahead and sue.
36:12I'm sure things will go exactly the way you described it.
36:20I'm sure things will go exactly the way you described it.
36:50You really care about her.
37:04Shh, keep your voice down.
37:06She's had a long day.
37:08Also, you can't just come over here so casually in the future.
37:11Casually?
37:12Are you kicking me out?
37:15You didn't mind my coming over so casually
37:17when you had me digging through your body for bullets.
37:18You men are cold as hell.
37:21I think my lucky star is on the last band.
37:23Look, I just can't have her finding out about the work that we do, okay?
37:27Are you serious about her?
37:30Yeah.
37:31Have you thought about the consequences if your dad finds out?
37:36Look, no.
37:37You and I have been best friends for over 20 years, okay?
37:41And my dad has taught me everything that I know.
37:42I think maybe it's time I just figured things out on my own.
37:47And you know exactly what I went through last time.
37:51I'm not going to lose her again.
37:56Don't worry, Anna.
37:58Mommy's going to find a way to bring you home soon.
38:00All the evidence is here.
38:09It's exactly what you thought.
38:12Let me know if you want me to find out more.
38:13Carl, let's meet.
38:30Carl, let's meet.
38:30Oh, wow.
38:40It's not every day a famous painter comes to visit.
38:45To what do I owe the pleasure?
38:47The company I supposedly borrowed money from.
38:52It's a shell company owned by you.
38:55So what?
38:58All our operations are legal.
38:59You signed the documents.
39:01You borrowed the money.
39:03All you can do now is pay it back.
39:08You know, I don't think you actually want me to pay back the loans.
39:14You were just looking for an excuse to have me back in your life.
39:20You're obsessed with me.
39:21This is just your sick way to dominate me and make me surrender to you.
39:26I'm just getting even.
39:28For the years I spent in your father's shadow.
39:32The years of belittlement and him treating me like a clown.
39:35My father hired you when no one else would.
39:41Not my fault that your insecure petty took his support as belittling.
39:49I wouldn't upset me if I were you.
39:52Remember, I'm your creditor now.
39:55Two months.
39:57That's all I can give you to pay me back the remainder of $180 million.
40:10What are you doing here?
40:12I was just in the neighborhood.
40:14Thought I'd give you a ride home.
40:15Hi.
40:18Hi.
40:20Um, hey.
40:21Who is this?
40:25Uh, this is Ken's roommate.
40:28We're gonna be dropping them off before we head home.
40:30Yeah, hey, listen, I didn't introduce you last time, but this is my best friend, Nell, and her girlfriend, Maria.
40:42Nell and I have been nothing more than friends since we were kids.
40:45She's not into men, and she never has been, and her and I are nothing more than just platonic friends.
40:51All right?
40:53I'm sorry. I jumped to conclusions the other day.
40:56It's okay. I just didn't want you to get the wrong idea.
41:00Oh, look, I... I appreciate it. I really do. I just... I still think you and I are better off just as friends.
41:14Just friends. Why?
41:22Why?
41:25Maybe because I'm just getting over a failed marriage.
41:28Because I owe an unthinkable amount of money, and I have no idea how I'm going to pay it back.
41:36I also have no idea how I'm going to get my daughter back.
41:41And getting into a relationship with you? That's just something I can't do right now.
41:47Love has brought me nothing but pain, okay? So just, please, just leave it.
41:52Do you have any other paintings?
42:15Yeah, I have several. What are you looking for?
42:27I would like to buy them all.
42:29I love your painting style.
42:31It is so unique.
42:32I own a large gallery, and I would like to establish a long-term collaboration with you.
42:38Thank you for your kind words about my paintings, but...
42:42I've been in some trouble lately, and it's probably best if I don't involve your gallery.
42:47None of this matters to me.
42:53If someone wishes to cause me trouble, well, just let me try.
43:04I mean, it has to be a mistake.
43:07Or a prank, or a cruel, practical joke.
43:13I mean, it seems pretty authentic to me.
43:16It has their seal, and your name and address are, like, clearly written on it, so...
43:23It looks authentic.
43:27How would they have seen my paintings?
43:30I don't know, maybe one of those auction sites that you've been posting your work on?
43:33I mean, you're incredibly talented, so anybody who's seen your work would automatically recognize it.
43:45I own a large gallery, and I would love to establish a long-term collaboration.
43:50It's him.
43:51It's him.
43:53The guy who's been on my paintings.
43:54He must be the owner of the Fitz Gallery.
43:57Well, in that case, we better get going.
43:59Where?
44:00Gotta go get you a dress.
44:01Gonna have you showing up to the Fitz Gala in rags.
44:10Babe?
44:11Which one do you like more?
44:12This one, or this one?
44:15I need to be the hottest girl at the Fitz Gala.
44:19Everything just, uh, looks so good on you, honey.
44:22So, um, just pick whichever one you want.
44:25I gotta take a call, okay?
44:28Wrap this up, you twitch.
44:29I'll take them both.
44:31Wow.
44:39I used to buy dresses like this all the time without even thinking about the money, but...
44:43I can't afford something like this now.
44:48You know what?
44:49Consider it a congratulatory gift for me.
44:52All right?
44:52And when you make it big in the art world, you can just pay me back.
44:58Oh, hi.
44:59Excuse me.
44:59Yeah, my, uh, friend would like to try on this dress.
45:02Oh, your friend has amazing tastes.
45:04This dress is actually a limited edition.
45:06Each one handcrafted by hand and therefore entirely unique.
45:10Truly a work of art.
45:11Well, how fitting that's gonna be worn by a very talented artist.
45:13I'll have someone on the team bring it out to you.
45:18Veronica, please bring the limited edition.
45:24Why limited edition?
45:25Tasha, do you really think you can afford this dress?
45:34You can afford this dress?
45:38Please.
45:38Rayna, I don't think you need to worry about Tasha's finances, okay?
45:44We established that last time.
45:47Hey, you.
45:48Get over here.
45:50I'm gonna pay twice what it's worth, but I want this dress.
45:54Ma'am, this dress is $4,000.
45:55Did I ask you how much it cost, you pluritarian scum?
45:59Just shut your mouth and add it to my bill.
46:01She's willing to pay double.
46:03I'll double her offer and I'll pay $16,000.
46:06Okay, sir.
46:07Sold.
46:08$32,000.
46:09You know what?
46:12She wants to dress so bad, let her have it.
46:15You can put all the jewels you want on a pigeon, but it'll never be...