Wednesday-Season 02 Ep 02

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#wednesday  #horror  #sci-fic  #season  Follows Wednesday Addams' years as a student, when she attempts to master her emerging psychic ability, thwart a killing spree, and solve the mystery that embroiled her parents.

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00:00:00.

00:00:15AHH!

00:00:16Wincy, where are we?!

00:00:18This is all in your house.

00:00:24I died because of you!

00:00:27Enid!

00:00:28Enid's fine, dear.

00:00:30It's you who I'm worried about.

00:00:34Mother.

00:00:35When it comes to your ability, I asked you to be honest with me.

00:00:39I know what those tears mean.

00:00:42It's psychic exhaustion.

00:00:44That's what happens when you abuse your gift.

00:00:47I've harnessed it.

00:00:49You sound just like your aunt.

00:00:51How do I get the tears to go away?

00:00:54Well, you can start by giving me Goody's Book of Spells.

00:00:58Don't be upset with him. He was worried sick.

00:01:03As was I.

00:01:06Goody was my spirit guide. That book belongs to me.

00:01:09This isn't something you could control.

00:01:12You have to be patient and wait for your new guide.

00:01:15They will appear when the time is right.

00:01:17I don't have that time.

00:01:19Not after tonight.

00:01:21You never believe the rules apply, do you?

00:01:24And I applaud that.

00:01:26But you cannot bend your psychic ability to your will.

00:01:29And you can't expect me to bend to yours.

00:01:31You cannot tell me to blaze my own trail and then put up all these roadblocks.

00:01:35I'm not your enemy. I am your mother.

00:01:38Your ability is not a weapon to be deployed.

00:01:41It's a gift to be respected.

00:01:43I liked you better when you were a crystal ball away.

00:01:46Well, one day I won't be here anymore.

00:01:50And you can recklessly live your life as you see fit.

00:01:55You were supposed to help me protect her.

00:02:01Most of all for myself.

00:02:12Galpin's warning.

00:02:14Xavier's painting.

00:02:15And my vision of Enid's death.

00:02:18They all have a certain one-eyed black-winged bird in common.

00:02:25Lurch?

00:02:27We need to make a stop.

00:02:29Well, we can't.

00:02:30We need to make a stop.

00:02:31I hope you need help.

00:02:32We will save up all the years-

00:02:34And you will save other people in prison.

00:02:36I can't make a stop.

00:02:37You will save your life as soon as you see fit.

00:02:40There's no hope you don't get to this.

00:02:41A few hours for you.

00:02:42The man who made a stoppie-wide on a night.

00:02:43And I will make you happy with some people that are straining.

00:02:44I will find you.

00:02:45I'm happy with that.

00:02:46I won't be happy with you.

00:02:47I will make you happy with your Inside and you.

00:02:48Yelp in.

00:03:15How can it be breaking and entering

00:03:16if everything was already broken?

00:03:21Galvin?

00:03:23I know you're lurking somewhere

00:03:24in the suburban squalor.

00:03:32I don't have time for one of your drunken stupors.

00:03:35I need you to tell me about your case.

00:03:36I don't have time for one of my drunken stupors.

00:03:51Ah, ah, ah, ah.

00:04:04Ah, ah, ah, ah.

00:04:16Ah.

00:04:18Ah.

00:04:21Murdered by a murder of crows.

00:04:31What a perfectly ironic death wasted on the least ironic man I ever met.

00:04:36Let's see if he can finally offer some useful investigative insight.

00:04:41It's my only clue to saving you, Ned.

00:04:42I'm not saying anything.

00:05:00My ability.

00:05:03It's not working.

00:05:04What were you doing at Galpin's house?

00:05:30He asked me to stop by.

00:05:31In the middle of the night.

00:05:32What were you doing there, Sheriff?

00:05:37Turns out, the last person to have his eyes pecked out called Galpin right before he died.

00:05:43You remember him?

00:05:44Carl Bradbury?

00:05:45I wanted to know what they had discussed, but Galpin wasn't answering his cell.

00:05:49A phone that has since vanished.

00:05:52There was no trace when we searched Galpin's house.

00:05:55You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

00:05:57I didn't take his phone.

00:05:59And why are you questioning me?

00:06:01Galpin's son, Tyler, is a psychopath who hates his father.

00:06:06Who's to say he didn't orchestrate this whole thing?

00:06:09Tyler's safely locked away at Willow Hill.

00:06:11And you were at both crime scenes.

00:06:14What aren't you telling me, Miss Adams?

00:06:16Volumes, no doubt.

00:06:17You could dangle her over a pit of rattlesnakes.

00:06:20She still wouldn't tell you her secrets.

00:06:23Trust me.

00:06:24I've tried.

00:06:26I'm allowed to question your daughter, Mr. Adams.

00:06:28You can sit back there, quietly.

00:06:32I'm also her lawyer.

00:06:35And I don't do anything quietly.

00:06:38If you wish to speak to my client again, you'll need a court order.

00:06:41Have a good night.

00:06:51I was six in my nightcap when the urge burst in.

00:06:55I almost choked on my olives.

00:06:57I've never seen the old boy so agitated.

00:07:00And Mother?

00:07:01Oh, this stays between us.

00:07:07To Galpin.

00:07:13Why were you at his house?

00:07:15Are you asking as my lawyer or as my father?

00:07:18I can recognize when a fellow cop players keep me some aces up their sleeves.

00:07:22I respect that.

00:07:24But bluffing only gets you so far.

00:07:28I saw Galpin yesterday.

00:07:29I was working on a case, asked for my help.

00:07:32You get your reckless curiosity from me.

00:07:35That's why your mother's so worried about you.

00:07:37You need to pack her trunks and take her back home.

00:07:40I'm afraid her mind is made up.

00:07:42She's staying.

00:07:43Trust me.

00:07:45That casket is closed.

00:07:52What happened to Aunt Ophelia?

00:07:53That, my little poison pen, is not my story to tell.

00:08:03You weren't there at Lights Out last night.

00:08:23Don't worry.

00:08:24I didn't tell Ajax.

00:08:25What were you doing in the Hummer's shed?

00:08:27Please tell me you weren't eating my bees like your creepy uncle.

00:08:31I know you and I aren't exactly friends, but can you keep a secret?

00:08:37I swear, if even one of my bees is missing, I'm telling when...

00:08:40What is that?

00:08:56The coolest thing ever?

00:08:58Now we have a pet and a best friend.

00:09:00Watch this.

00:09:01It gets cool.

00:09:03Remember that story Ajax told us our first night here?

00:09:07It's all true.

00:09:07I jump-started his clock, Rick Hart, and brought him back to life.

00:09:14This really is the boy from the Sculptree.

00:09:16He's not an urban legend.

00:09:18He was one of us.

00:09:19Which is why we should keep him locked up in here forever.

00:09:23I don't think that's a very safe idea.

00:09:26Or a sanitary one.

00:09:28We need to tell someone before he eats us.

00:09:30He won't.

00:09:31Besides, he's got no brain.

00:09:34Which means he's as harmless as a slug.

00:09:35He is hungry, though.

00:09:40What about honey?

00:09:41It's nature's perfect food.

00:09:43Uh, antioxidant?

00:09:44Antibacterial?

00:09:45Low glycemic index?

00:09:56See?

00:09:57He likes it.

00:09:57I think I'm going to call him Slurp.

00:10:13I don't know what's been happening with my psychic ability lately.

00:10:16There must be an answer in Goody's book.

00:10:18In my last vision, Enid dies and it's all my fault.

00:10:26Somehow it's connected to those birds.

00:10:29No one else can know about this.

00:10:31Especially Enid.

00:10:33She's far too fragile to face her own impending doom.

00:10:35Enid?

00:10:47Enid?

00:10:50Enid!

00:10:57Thing?

00:10:59Get help.

00:10:59Blood and orange jam.

00:11:10My favorite.

00:11:11Got ya!

00:11:13Happy prank day!

00:11:14Prank day?

00:11:16It's an annual Nevermore tradition.

00:11:17You wouldn't arrive last year when we did it.

00:11:20Oh, the look on your face when you thought I was dead.

00:11:23That was priceless.

00:11:24I'll carry that memory to my grave.

00:11:26You might end up there sooner than you think.

00:11:29I was just getting you back for that fake eyeball you left on my pillow.

00:11:32What fake eyeball?

00:11:38I'd recognize this judgmental, beady, blue-eyed stare anywhere.

00:11:43Ugh.

00:11:44It's so real-looking.

00:11:46Where'd you get it?

00:11:49A little birdie must have dropped it off.

00:11:51Are we going to talk about what happened last night at the pyre?

00:11:54You really freaked me out with the fainting spell and black tears.

00:11:59I'm fine.

00:11:59If you were really fine, Lurch wouldn't have had to carry you out of there.

00:12:03For someone who hates being the center of attention, you have a weird habit of attracting it.

00:12:07I'd rather attract leprosy.

00:12:09I know that being popular goes against everything Wednesday core,

00:12:13but for the rest of us who also helped save the school, it is a nice silver lining.

00:12:17Then consider me your dark cloud.

00:12:19Always.

00:12:20Always.

00:12:24Um, I think your stalker's back and they somehow have my cell number.

00:12:35Call that number back.

00:12:42Hey, it's Donovan Galpin.

00:12:44Leave it at the beep.

00:12:45Why is Galpin stalking you on my phone?

00:12:48And why were you at his house?

00:12:49This isn't Galpin.

00:12:50He was murdered last night.

00:12:51This must be his killer.

00:12:53What?

00:12:53Are you pranking me now?

00:12:57I cannot believe it's only day two of the school year

00:12:59and you've already involved yourself in some grisly murder case.

00:13:03Maybe you're cursed.

00:13:04I feel really bad about Galpin, but honestly, I didn't even know him that well,

00:13:07so if you could try and leave me out of this, that would be great.

00:13:10This is my fun and freedom era.

00:13:12I've sworn off all dead bodies this semester.

00:13:15Well, this is why you should stay in the dorm with Thing until I figure this out.

00:13:19You're the one being stalked by a killer.

00:13:21I have sharp teeth and claws, remember?

00:13:23Also, I have my first driver's ed lesson this afternoon.

00:13:26You're learning to drive.

00:13:28Not all of us have chauffeurs.

00:13:29Stay here.

00:13:47Study Goody's book.

00:13:48Look for anything about regaining abilities.

00:13:50Hey!

00:14:15What's the good thing?

00:14:18Oh, yeah!

00:14:20You know the best medicine for a broken heart?

00:14:36Pranked at revenge.

00:14:37Courtesy of my very own flying bloodsucker.

00:14:40Sumatran Tiger Force.

00:14:41Hey, thanks, guys.

00:15:08Hey, and, uh, happy prank day.

00:15:14Oh, look at that all up.

00:15:39Isn't it glorious?

00:15:41This unadulterated outcast spirit makes my soul sing.

00:15:46I detest crackman.

00:15:51Last year, someone put eels in my door.

00:15:57Oh, I must say, Ms. Adams,

00:16:11you certainly know how to play to a crowd.

00:16:14Burning the portrait totally caught me off guard.

00:16:17I assumed you'd be humiliated.

00:16:19Are you kidding me?

00:16:20I loved it.

00:16:21Acts of defiance are what make us outcasts.

00:16:24Right, Dr. Olof?

00:16:26One quick question before you go.

00:16:28Are you aware of any student or member of staff who can control birds?

00:16:32You mean an avian?

00:16:34Why do you ask?

00:16:36I'm working on a project about underrepresented outcasts.

00:16:39We haven't had an avian in Rome for at least ten years.

00:16:46I love you.

00:16:47Well, have fun.

00:16:51I love what you've done with the place.

00:17:08Where did you find those?

00:17:09From an expedition Gomez's Uncle Vasco led in the Peruvian rainforest.

00:17:14That's Uncle Vasco on the left.

00:17:17Nothing like family to make a house feel like a home.

00:17:22Thank you, Lurch.

00:17:26Principal Dort was so excited you accepted the gala chair.

00:17:29He wanted me to bring these straight over.

00:17:31It's a list of potential donors.

00:17:35Needless to say, my daughter is not happy that I'm saying.

00:17:38Well, is one say ever happy about anything?

00:17:41Hmm.

00:17:43She's lucky to have a mom who's so concerned about her.

00:17:47You and your mother aren't close?

00:17:50We spent time together this summer,

00:17:54digging out from under all her decisions.

00:17:58Hmm.

00:17:59Perhaps that's why the spirits have brought us together.

00:18:03I understand that need to prove yourself.

00:18:06Especially with a complicated mother.

00:18:09I've always admired your mom.

00:18:11How she built front mortuaries into one of the most successful outcast-owned businesses in the country.

00:18:18I'd love to do something like that.

00:18:20Mama was always better with the dead than she was the living.

00:18:24Well, I think Principal Dort was hoping you would reach out to her for a large time.

00:18:28Oh, the last poor soul who asked Mama for a donation died of fright.

00:18:37She sent him home in a casket along with a bill.

00:18:40Cookie.

00:18:42I shouldn't.

00:18:43Okay.

00:18:44He's still here.

00:18:45I don't know if it's the smell of rotting flesh, but the after effects of that ungrateful gorgon stoning us, it's making me nauseous.

00:18:51All this excitement is making me hungry.

00:18:52What is that?

00:18:53This tree meat sandwich.

00:18:54From the cafeteria.

00:18:55Nobody ever actually eats those.

00:18:56The meat's made from ground up chicken brains and pig butts.

00:18:57I think it's tasty.

00:18:58It reminds me of my Uncle Fester's remaining goulash.

00:19:01He said he makes it with real ghouls.

00:19:02He likes it too.

00:19:03Good slur.

00:19:04No surprise.

00:19:05That stuff's not made for the living.

00:19:07We're going to be late for class.

00:19:08Don't worry, boy.

00:19:09After dinner?

00:19:10After dinner?

00:19:11No surprise.

00:19:12That stuff's not made for the living.

00:19:14We're going to be late for class.

00:19:15Don't worry, boy.

00:19:16After dinner, we'll come back with a whole backpack of mystery meat.

00:19:18What?

00:19:19What?

00:19:20What?

00:19:21Is it?

00:19:22What?

00:19:23Is it?

00:19:24What?

00:19:25Is it going to be a big deal of chicken brains and pig butts?

00:19:26I think it's tasty.

00:19:27It reminds me of my Uncle Fester's remaining goulash.

00:19:28He said he makes it with real ghouls.

00:19:29He likes it too.

00:19:30Good slur.

00:19:31No surprise.

00:19:32That stuff's not made for the living.

00:19:33We're going to be late for class.

00:19:34Don't worry, boy.

00:19:35After dinner, we'll come back with a whole backpack of mystery meat.

00:19:44Watch, Enid.

00:20:09I need to question Tyler about his father.

00:20:12I'm going to go visit the hide in his backwater bell jar.

00:20:14You haven't seen me.

00:20:17Got it?

00:20:28I've got a ride.

00:20:29Just a sec, forgot something.

00:20:31But not going to let me drive without it.

00:20:37Thing, I'm running late.

00:20:39Have you seen my driver's consent form?

00:20:40Oh, I swear I left it right here.

00:20:42Miss Adams, hi.

00:20:49Uh, Wednesday's not here.

00:20:52That's all right, dear.

00:20:53I'm sure Thing can help me find what I'm looking for.

00:20:57Goody's book, pass it over.

00:21:10Enid Sinclair.

00:21:24All right, uh, get in.

00:21:30Seat belt.

00:21:43Okay, here at Third Wheel Driving, we respect the vehicle, the other drivers, and the road.

00:21:51Do you have any previous driving experience?

00:21:54Video games don't count.

00:22:02Projects, that's...

00:22:02My uncle used to let me sit behind the wheel while we ran errands.

00:22:10Sure.

00:22:12Okay.

00:22:13I want you to imagine the wheel as a clock face.

00:22:17You're gonna put your hands at ten and two.

00:22:20Now, with your right hand, shift into drive.

00:22:27Now, take your time.

00:22:30You're a newbie.

00:22:31Nerves are perfectly normal.

00:22:33Always remember, caution is your friend.

00:22:35We also respect the speed limit.

00:22:48I'm the captain of this ship, young lady.

00:23:02This school gets weirder every year.

00:23:05I'm the captain now.

00:23:27She has had Goody's spellbook all summer, and you never thought to bring it to my attention.

00:23:33Gomez and I sent you here to make sure that she didn't succumb to her own worst instincts.

00:23:38Where is your loyalty to us?

00:23:42Of course you are a member of this family.

00:23:45Just because I'm cross with you doesn't diminish that.

00:23:48Stop treating you like a servant.

00:23:51What?

00:23:51When have we ever done that?

00:23:58Thing, dim the lights.

00:24:00Oh.

00:24:02Thing.

00:24:03Tap me off, oh boy.

00:24:04Don't be stingy this time.

00:24:05Oh.

00:24:06A little more.

00:24:07Oh.

00:24:09A little more.

00:24:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:24:11Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

00:24:12What are you doing?

00:24:13Oh boy.

00:24:15Oh still, boy.

00:24:17Ooh.

00:24:20Sorry, oh boy.

00:24:21I admit, perhaps there may have been times when we overstepped.

00:24:31I'm so sorry we depend on your steady hand so much.

00:24:36Don't take my poor relationship with Wednesday out on you.

00:24:42It's not poor.

00:24:45It's fraud.

00:24:46I look forward to our next lesson.

00:25:13I'm here to see Tyler Galpin.

00:25:18Hey, Ross.

00:25:19Check it out.

00:25:20I know one of those weirdo fangirls has got the hots for the hide.

00:25:25Quit wasting our time and find something else to obsess over.

00:25:28You know, like boy bands or puppies.

00:25:32Call your supervisors and tell them Wednesday Adams is here.

00:25:35It's Adams with two Ds.

00:25:37Like padded room.

00:25:43I'm impressed.

00:25:55As a stickler for proper form etiquette, you have left no box unchecked.

00:26:01This isn't my first time with Criminally Insane.

00:26:04When can I see Tyler?

00:26:06Hold those pigtails.

00:26:07Dr. Fairburn will need to make that call.

00:26:08Is that Tyler's handler?

00:26:11Handler?

00:26:13We're not a zoo.

00:26:14You're right.

00:26:15Zos don't pretend that animals can change their nature with electroshock therapy and daily drug cocktails.

00:26:21Dr. Fairburn is the chief psychiatrist and a pioneer in the field of outcast mental health.

00:26:28I have her book here somewhere.

00:26:33Her book?

00:26:36Unlocking the outcast mind.

00:26:38It's required reading in medical schools around the country.

00:26:42She even inscribed it.

00:26:45Is Dr. Fairburn an outcast?

00:26:48No.

00:26:49Why does that matter?

00:26:51It's like a vegetarian writing a book on cannibalism.

00:26:53I've always been skeptical of psychiatrists.

00:26:55Me too.

00:27:03Hello, Wednesday.

00:27:04I'm Dr. Fairburn.

00:27:07Tyler has spoken of you often.

00:27:10I hope my name leaves a bad taste in his mouth.

00:27:14Thank you, Judy.

00:27:16Walk with me.

00:27:25Why do you want to see Tyler?

00:27:28To parrot my former psychiatrist, who Tyler gutted like a freshly caught trout.

00:27:32I need closure.

00:27:34I granted your request with the court weeks ago, so I knew you'd show your face sooner or later.

00:27:40I'm guessing you chose today because of Donovan Galpin's murder.

00:27:43Has Tyler heard the news?

00:27:47Tyler has proven to be a particularly manipulative and uncooperative patient.

00:27:53Of course, I've never dealt with a hide before, so this is uncharted territory.

00:27:56What about Marilyn Thornhill?

00:27:58She still denies that she's Tyler's master.

00:28:01She's being held in a different facility.

00:28:03I'm working off the theory that the longer they're separated, the weaker their bond becomes.

00:28:09Then I surmise the only reason you and I are speaking is because you need my help.

00:28:13My traditional care methods aren't yielding results, so I think it's time to be unorthodox.

00:28:20Well, you know what they say.

00:28:22If you can't kill them with kindness, try lethal injection.

00:28:26This way.

00:28:26You could be the psychological shock Tyler needs to initiate his rehabilitation.

00:28:45If the side of me brings a many modicum of pain, count me in.

00:28:56Now, you'll be perfectly safe, but if you feel threatened or uncomfortable in any way,

00:29:06push the red button on the wall.

00:29:08I'll be watching everything on the monitor.

00:29:11Keep a close watch, please.

00:29:26So, what do you think of the place?

00:29:46So, what do you think of the place?

00:29:50It was originally designed for a schizophrenic werewolf,

00:29:59one on a full moon killing spree the summer of 92.

00:30:03Ironic, considering you were thrashed by a werewolf.

00:30:06It was inevitable your morbid curiosity would bring you here.

00:30:11I knew you couldn't resist seeing me again.

00:30:14Is that the deluded lie you've been telling yourself sitting here in solitude?

00:30:17The only person lying to themselves is you, Wednesday.

00:30:21You sensed the monster in me.

00:30:23You fell in love with it.

00:30:26There are two black-hearted souls ready to pillage the world together.

00:30:30The only thing you're pillaging is an extra fruit cup at dinner.

00:30:33You act like you're the smartest person in the room, but you're not.

00:30:38Then how come I ended up on this side of the bars?

00:30:41Because you got lucky.

00:30:47Your father is dead.

00:30:56He was murdered last night.

00:31:03How was he killed?

00:31:04Gruesomely.

00:31:06Another victim died the same way.

00:31:08Your father's old partner, Claude Bradbury.

00:31:11Two murders in two days.

00:31:13Both connected to your family.

00:31:18You got me, Wednesday.

00:31:21I'm a criminal mastermind pulling the streams from in here.

00:31:24Who else would want him dead?

00:31:27You're looking for my help?

00:31:30I'm flattered, but it's gonna be so much more fun watching you grope around in the dark.

00:31:35Say hi to Enid for me.

00:31:42Tell her I'm gonna kill her the next time I see her.

00:31:45Thank her pay for sticking her snout in my business.

00:31:49I want her screams to haunt you for the rest of your life.

00:31:53You're right.

00:31:59I couldn't resist seeing you.

00:32:01Witnessing you chained and caged up makes my dark heart grin.

00:32:06Thornhill chose you to be her murderous marionette.

00:32:08Not just because she saw some hide hibernating inside of you, but because she saw the real you.

00:32:14An expendable nobody.

00:32:16A feeble-minded schoolyard bully with nothing to offer to the world except for subpar barista skills.

00:32:20Your fleeting moment of notoriety will fade quicker than your generic looks.

00:32:26I'm thinking of you running away in this cell in anonymous mediocrity.

00:32:30That is the best revenge.

00:32:40I don't need to visit again.

00:32:43I already take up enough space in your twisted head.

00:32:50The human brain is the hungriest organ in the body, consuming 20 percent.

00:33:18Oh.

00:33:36We've got a problem.

00:33:42I want you to.

00:33:44What?

00:33:49Your pet zombie, Slurp?

00:33:51He's escaped.

00:33:57So, uh, you didn't have your driving lesson?

00:34:00Nope.

00:34:01He was a no-show.

00:34:01So, want to study for Orloff's synodemy path?

00:34:16Maybe I don't enjoy it, but...

00:34:18How'd that get in here?

00:34:31It's for Thing.

00:34:36Thing?

00:34:39Anyone follow?

00:34:42Thing?

00:34:43Have you been drinking?

00:34:45How is that even...

00:34:46You know what, it doesn't matter.

00:34:48Oh, could you just give us a second?

00:34:52Thing, you've got a package,

00:34:54but I don't know if maybe it's for print day

00:34:56or maybe it's from Wednesday's stalker.

00:35:01It's your mugshot

00:35:05from the Normal, Illinois Police Department.

00:35:07There's a town called Normal?

00:35:09Who's Fernando Fingertips?

00:35:12Your first alias?

00:35:14Yeah, it is very catchy.

00:35:20Found this while cleaning out an old safe house.

00:35:22Happy birthday to my buddy from another body.

00:35:25Snickers and wet willies,

00:35:26your partner in crime, Fester.

00:35:29Thing?

00:35:30Is it your birthday?

00:35:32No, Wednesday didn't tell me!

00:35:34Did the entire Adams family forget

00:35:36it was your birthday?

00:35:38I'm really sorry.

00:35:40You know what?

00:35:41You are an honorary member of the Wolf Pack.

00:35:44Why don't we take you out tonight to celebrate?

00:35:48Bruno?

00:35:48Oh, my God, oh, my God!

00:35:49What happened to you?

00:35:50No!

00:35:51No!

00:35:52No!

00:35:53No!

00:35:54No!

00:35:55No!

00:35:56No!

00:35:57No!

00:35:58No!

00:35:59No!

00:36:00No!

00:36:09Yes?

00:36:15Do you have an update on Mrs. Adams?

00:36:17I gave her the donor list.

00:36:19She's going through the names,

00:36:21and we'll meet again at the end of the week

00:36:23to discuss a strategy.

00:36:24And you drew her attention

00:36:26to numero uno on that list?

00:36:27Unfortunately, she and her mother are estranged.

00:36:32How estranged?

00:36:34She refuses to call her.

00:36:39Hester Frump is the linchpin to this whole campaign.

00:36:42She is the 50-foot shark that will signal the other big fish

00:36:46that Nevermore is worth preserving.

00:36:48Then why don't you have that conversation with Mrs. Adams?

00:36:51Because you can be so much more persuasive.

00:36:57You're not seriously asking me to siren song her.

00:37:00Of course not.

00:37:01Of course not.

00:37:02I'm ordering you.

00:37:08You will never try and coerce me again.

00:37:17Nice try, Ms. Barclay.

00:37:18A little souvenir I picked up

00:37:24in a Dickey antique shop

00:37:25in the Florida Keys.

00:37:27It's beautiful, isn't it?

00:37:29Oh, and this here is made up

00:37:31of itty-bitty pieces of Corinthian coral,

00:37:33making me impervious to your siren song.

00:37:36I keep it on me at all times.

00:37:40You see, the key to winning

00:37:42in both golf and life

00:37:44is keeping your eye on the ball.

00:37:46So let me help you focus.

00:37:48We both know that I hold your future in my hand.

00:37:51I could either lift you up

00:37:53or crush you.

00:37:55Understood?

00:38:00Now use your gift

00:38:02and get Morticia Adams

00:38:04and her beloved mother on our side.

00:38:16Thing?

00:38:28Wait, where's Enid?

00:38:38Do I have your attention now?

00:38:39Who are you and where's Enid?

00:38:41The game has just begun.

00:38:43You have 30 minutes

00:38:44to find your werewolf friend

00:38:46or I put her down.

00:38:48Involve anyone else

00:38:49and game over.

00:38:50I'm watching.

00:38:52TikTok, Ms. Adams.

00:38:53Satan andода

00:39:09is coming over.

00:39:11We'll see you next time

00:39:11next time.

00:39:16Okay.

00:39:17I'm out of here.

00:39:17Go ahead,

00:39:18go ahead,

00:39:18click on your encuentra,

00:39:20go ahead.

00:39:20And you're right,

00:39:21sola Villa.

00:39:22Bruno? Bruno? Are you okay?

00:39:33Enid? Where are we?

00:39:38I think we're in the Arbor Tower.

00:39:41Doesn't look like anyone's been up here in a really long time.

00:39:44I closed it off years ago after it was damaged in some freak electrical storm.

00:39:52Who would do this to us?

00:40:03Okay, Ajax. Great prank. Now let us go.

00:40:11Ajax?

00:40:11I don't think this is a prank.

00:40:29Wednesday? What are you doing out here?

00:40:32I'm looking for my roommate.

00:40:33That's a coincidence. I've been looking for you.

00:40:36I'm putting together an orchestra for the gala.

00:40:38I'd like you to play gala.

00:40:40I don't have time for this right now.

00:40:42And besides, when you heard me play, you were hardly complimentary.

00:40:46Oh, come on. All I was saying was, if you want to be great, let the music control you.

00:40:54Otherwise, you'll just be playing the notes.

00:40:58Mechanical.

00:41:00Rehearsal 3 p.m. Friday.

00:41:02I hope to see you there.

00:41:03These aren't letters.

00:41:11They're notes.

00:41:23The heart is an organ.

00:41:24D-E-A-D

00:41:39I'll try them together

00:41:54Let's go

00:42:13If only there was a full moon out tonight we'd be out of here in no time

00:42:16I'm really sorry Bruno

00:42:21This isn't your fault

00:42:23I mean it kinda is

00:42:24Whatever's going on here is clearly connected to my roommate

00:42:27She's like this dark north star for psycho killers

00:42:31Why are you friends with her?

00:42:34Because even though Wednesday is literally the tunnel at the end of my light

00:42:40I can't imagine my life without her in it

00:42:44I think it's cool how you're ride or die

00:42:48Emphasis on die at the moment

00:42:52I wish I had someone like that

00:43:01We have to find a way to get out of here

00:43:05We can't break these chains but maybe we could wriggle out of them if we find the right angle

00:43:09I thought you put new batteries in this thing

00:43:22Does this look fully powered to you?

00:43:26I don't care

00:43:27I just can't follow

00:43:29No

00:43:30To you

00:43:31You

00:43:49This is the other tower

00:44:06Come on

00:44:10Hey

00:44:23Hey

00:44:25That didn't work

00:44:26Are you okay?

00:44:34I'm fine

00:44:35This happens sometimes when I'm stressed or nervous

00:44:38It's just wolf whimpers

00:44:40Lupin late plumers usually suffer from it

00:44:43I was the last in my family to wolf out

00:44:48No way

00:44:51Me too

00:44:53I have the nervous coughing too

00:44:55Have you tried box breathing?

00:45:01Four counts in

00:45:02Four holding

00:45:05Four out

00:45:08Four out

00:45:28Four out

00:45:33Enid!

00:45:39Winston!

00:45:40Thank God!

00:45:41You need to get us out of this!

00:45:43Thing, pick their locks.

00:45:50Thing, come on!

00:45:54Thing, you okay?

00:45:59I'm fine, you.

00:46:03Oh, what's that?

00:46:08Where are you going?

00:46:26What don't you see?

00:46:30Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

00:46:33Poe, Dante.

00:46:38Shelley, Dickens.

00:46:40Winston, you need to hurry!

00:46:43Each stack is the collected work of the famous author.

00:46:50Proust, Tolstoy.

00:46:54The answer must be a book that's missing.

00:46:55I swear, if I'd survive this, I'm demanding a squad name!

00:47:00Wells...

00:47:01The Babysitter's Club.

00:47:04Oh, how many are that one?

00:47:06131.

00:47:07Damn it, that's all of them.

00:47:08Unless you're counting the graphic novels and movie novels.

00:47:09Enough, Enid.

00:47:12But what you don't see.

00:47:17Of course, The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells.

00:47:20Oh, my God!

00:47:43Poe, em, he did it!

00:47:46Thanks.

00:47:47Who's there?

00:48:08Happy prank day, Wednesday.

00:48:11My cray stalker is an invisible 13-year-old.

00:48:17We haven't been properly introduced.

00:48:22I'm Magnus DeMille.

00:48:24You're a number one superfan.

00:48:27You don't seriously expect me to believe that you pulled off this elaborate prank solo.

00:48:32I had a little help from some Da Vinci's.

00:48:34After I blackmailed them with incriminating Snapchat pics.

00:48:37Pricks being invisible.

00:48:38I just asked myself, W, W, W, D.

00:48:45What would Wednesday do?

00:48:47That's my line, you little psycho!

00:48:49I knew that if I came up with the most twisted game, I'd get your attention.

00:48:54I hope it's lived up to your exacting standards.

00:48:58Admit it.

00:48:59You're a little impressed.

00:49:00I can't believe we were almost perforated by your fangirl mini-me.

00:49:04Why don't I return the favor?

00:49:08Park your claws, Rainbow Barbie.

00:49:11Besides, I got you some alone time with a pack hottie.

00:49:14You're welcome.

00:49:16You almost burned my novel at the Founder's Pyre.

00:49:19Oh, that was just an appetizer.

00:49:21This was the main course.

00:49:23Then why kill Galpin and place his eyeball on Enid's cushion?

00:49:26That eyeball was real!

00:49:28I didn't kill Galpin.

00:49:30I wanted to become your friend.

00:49:33Not your next murder case.

00:49:36Took this as a souvenir.

00:49:40I already scrolled through his texts.

00:49:44And his emails.

00:49:45So if you didn't kill him, then who did?

00:49:48I can help you find out.

00:49:49Only Wednesday Addams would have multiple stalkers.

00:50:00Room for one more?

00:50:02Wannabes take the stairs.

00:50:03What a surprise.

00:50:27Please, come on in.

00:50:30Did you forget something, dear?

00:50:32Actually, I did.

00:50:37You must contact your mother.

00:50:40Invite her to the gala.

00:50:41And secure a large donation.

00:50:44She is your highest priority.

00:50:49Yes.

00:50:50That's it.

00:50:53Mama.

00:50:54I should call her.

00:50:59You'll have no memory I was here.

00:51:02Mrs. Adams.

00:51:09Good night.

00:51:12Goodbye.

00:51:26Bye-bye.

00:51:31I forgot your birthday, and that's inexcusable.

00:51:36I hope this makes up for my memory lapse.

00:51:42It's an antique thumbscrew.

00:51:44Napoleonic era, designed by Anatole de Blair.

00:51:47Francis was a notorious torturer.

00:51:51I'm willing to be your first victim.

00:52:01I'm concerned about Enid, too.

00:52:04Unmasking my flame-haired stalker was an unwelcome distraction.

00:52:09If I'm able to regain my psychic ability,

00:52:11I think I'll be able to save Enid and figure out who killed Delbin and Bradbury.

00:52:16Let's take another look at Goody's book.

00:52:19Did you find any answers in there?

00:52:25Where is it?

00:52:25My mother took my book?

00:52:55This is Gabe Packard.

00:53:13I'm informing you that I am no longer teaching Nevermore students.

00:53:17Even Sinclair has pushed me over the edge.

00:53:19Goody's book.

00:53:49What?

00:54:19What?

00:54:49What?

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