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00:00Today my daughter Salish teaches every grade of school, but all the students are YouTubers.
00:05Get me out of kindergarten!
00:07If teaching is too hard and she quits before high school graduation, she gets pied in the face.
00:13And when the Stokes twins come to school, they build a secret room to hide from the principal and play an extreme graduation prank.
00:21No! No!
00:22F*** me!
00:24Everybody calls out! Everybody calls out!
00:28Hello everyone, I am Principal Jordan. It is the end of another year and wow, it's going so fast.
00:35But I just want to say I'm super proud of all of my children here because they're all so sweet and well behaved.
00:40They took their eyes on me!
00:43It's the last day of the year and whoever I think is student of the year gets whatever is in this mystery box.
00:50I hope I can be the student of the year! Let's go!
00:54I got a hundred and everything.
00:56No, I have all. It's like there's no way you're better. I'm sorry.
00:59I think you should be student of the year.
01:00You're student of the year!
01:01No, you are! You are!
01:02You are!
01:03You are better than me!
01:04Okay.
01:05We all know she's going to pick me.
01:08I think student of the year is for lame people and whatever's in that mystery box is dumb and lame.
01:13Everybody stop or you're grounded!
01:18Salish, what are you doing? You're put to keep your class in trouble.
01:22Oh, yes ma'am. I'm sorry.
01:23I'm trying to keep a class. Keep it down.
01:26Everybody sit up straight and be quiet.
01:28I'm going back to teaching.
01:30Shhh.
01:31Okay, let's see what everyone wants to be.
01:33Oh, everyone wants to be a YouTuber. Okay.
01:36Yeah!
01:38Next to show and tell, who wants to go first?
01:40Me! Me! Please! Me! Please! Me! Teacher! Teacher!
01:42Okay, you can go.
01:43This kid drives me crazy.
01:44Oh, my gosh.
01:45Here, I got you something.
01:47Oh, it was actually in your pocket.
01:49Just take it by the please, teacher.
01:52Yum!
01:53Yeah! Woohoo!
01:55Who's next?
01:56Me!
01:57Oh.
01:58Whoever can impress Miss Salish the most might have a better chance at being student of the year.
02:02So they all really want to impress her with their show and tell.
02:05Ooh, a suitcase!
02:07Woohoo!
02:08No, no, no. I'm not that.
02:09There's money inside!
02:10Yeah!
02:11I'm not rich like Miss Salish.
02:12Watch what I can do, everyone.
02:13Um, what?
02:14What?
02:15What?
02:16Whoa!
02:17Whoa!
02:18Whoa!
02:19Whoa!
02:20No way!
02:21All right, guys. Close her up. Take her away. Take her away.
02:22Lift me up.
02:23Is her hair working?
02:24Bye!
02:25Bye!
02:26Bye!
02:27Nope. You've got to come back.
02:28Don't zip anyone up in a suitcase, kid.
02:33I can do that, too.
02:34I want to try.
02:35I want to do it.
02:36Okay, Anna wants to do that, too.
02:37I don't need a suitcase this big.
02:38Oh.
02:39I have my own suitcase.
02:40Okay.
02:41Oh, two, one.
02:42This one's half the size.
02:47Okay, okay.
02:51And this suitcase is so much smaller.
02:53I could stay in here all day.
02:54Anna! Anna! Anna! Anna! Anna! Anna! Anna!
02:59Which one, Sophie?
03:00I want to be students of the year and you're just trying to one up.
03:01Okay, okay.
03:02Hold on.
03:03It's okay.
03:04Okay.
03:05I'm so over there.
03:06Okay, I think it's time to go to the principal.
03:07Let's go.
03:08What is the principal?
03:11I can do this because I have these awesome playing cards from AnnaMcNelthy.com.
03:14It's just not fair, Mr. Matter.
03:16I did contortion and then she had to do contortion and try to one up me.
03:20I just don't get it.
03:21Okay, okay, okay.
03:22She has to always do this.
03:24Sophie, let's have a seat.
03:26You can explain to me what happened.
03:28That was very, very good.
03:29Here's an apple.
03:30Wait, that's mine.
03:32Okay, who's next?
03:33It's mine.
03:34Asola.
03:35My show tells actually my best friend, Anna.
03:38Aww.
03:39Aww.
03:40Aww.
03:41So cute.
03:42I think he's very smart and funny and his laugh is funny.
03:46Aww.
03:47Very cute.
03:49Oh, no, no, no.
03:50Kids.
03:51Kids.
03:52Oh, no, no, no.
03:53This is Kipner Gordon.
03:54Everybody keep it PG.
03:55I know that you and Anna have been competitive in the past, but we are all inclusive and we
03:59are all friends here.
04:00I'm not going to be friends with her ever.
04:01Okay.
04:02I just...
04:03Sophie, Sophie, my goal is to get you calm enough right now so you can go back into class
04:08and be happy and productive.
04:09Now it's time for the best part of the year, the class photo.
04:12Yeah!
04:13If we don't get this picture, then we won't get snack time.
04:17No, we gotta get this picture.
04:18Shush.
04:19How do I work this thing?
04:20Alrighty, everyone give your best smile.
04:22I wanna hit the green in front of the photo.
04:24Yeah!
04:25Oh, no, no, no.
04:26Guys, guys, guys.
04:27I suggest that we try some breathing exercises.
04:30One, two, three, four, five.
04:33That sounds boring.
04:34I know, but it's gonna calm you down.
04:36One, two, three, four, five.
04:38I gotta take the picture, guys.
04:39These guys are driving me crazy.
04:41Let me just fix this real quick.
04:42Oh.
04:43Oh.
04:44I can't see it.
04:45Oh!
04:46Yeah!
04:47Oh!
04:48Oh!
04:49Oh!
04:50A little more calm.
04:51Try it again.
04:52One, two, three, four, five.
04:53Yeah, that's a little better.
04:54One, two, three, four, five.
04:58That was really good.
05:00Three, two, one.
05:02Nope.
05:03Back over there.
05:04Oh!
05:05Oh, that must have been amazing.
05:06Annis, why are your hands like this?
05:09Annis!
05:10Annis!
05:11Alright, smile.
05:13Hey!
05:15Zom.
05:16Why are your hands like this?
05:17I wanna...
05:18Oh, come on!
05:19Start over!
05:20What makes you happy?
05:21When Anna doesn't try to one-up me.
05:23Okay, so think of Anna losing to you.
05:26One, two, three, four, five.
05:28Think of you winning a big trophy.
05:30One, two, three, four, five.
05:32So am I getting a trophy?
05:33Oh, no, no, it's just imagination.
05:35Sorry.
05:36Three, two, it is perfect!
05:41Eliana.
05:42Would you mind just looking at the camera?
05:44Just this one.
05:45Eliana!
05:46Eliana, smile.
05:47Please, Eliana.
05:48Oh!
05:49It's perfect!
05:50Okay, okay!
05:51Okay, okay, we'll go to staff.
05:54Yeah!
05:55What's that pie for?
05:57Well, as you know, if a teacher quits before the end of the year,
06:00then they get pied in the face.
06:03Oh, you have a bunch of pictures of this?
06:04Yeah.
06:05Oh, okay.
06:06Yeah, so if any teacher, let's say in this case Salish,
06:08were to quit before the end of the year,
06:10then she would get pied in the face.
06:11Okay.
06:12And this pie is waiting for her because I have a pretty good feeling
06:15she's gonna quit.
06:16I feel like she wouldn't because there's no way she's getting that in her hair.
06:18Even if kindergarten doesn't make her quit by high school,
06:21she's gonna quit.
06:22Have you heard of the Stokes twins?
06:23They're coming.
06:24She's gonna quit.
06:25Oh, she's gonna quit.
06:26I know everybody loves goldfish crackers.
06:29Oh, give it! It's all mine!
06:34I missed my mouth.
06:38I love goldfish.
06:39Did any go in your mouth?
06:41You have to clean off that.
06:42I'll eat it all.
06:43We're about to announce student of the year.
06:46So why don't you go back to class?
06:47Because maybe you won it.
06:48And won't that be so exciting?
06:49Good luck.
06:50Okay.
06:51Thank you, Mr. Jordan.
06:52Teachers, it is now time to reveal the student of the year.
06:56Miss Salish, please remember the apple.
06:57I remember what she did.
06:58She was so cute.
06:59This was a very difficult decision for me.
07:01But the winner is...
07:02Anna!
07:03What?
07:04I'm so excited!
07:05Okay.
07:06Stop!
07:07Stop!
07:08Stop!
07:09Get me out of kindergarten!
07:10Let's go!
07:11It's five years later and Salish is teaching elementary school.
07:12Okay, welcome to the last day of elementary school.
07:13I'm sure you guys are all excited.
07:14I'm so excited!
07:15What?
07:16What?
07:17Yeah!
07:18I'm so excited!
07:19Okay.
07:20I'm so excited!
07:21Okay!
07:22Stop!
07:23Stop!
07:24Get me out of kindergarten!
07:25Let's go!
07:26It's five years later and Salish is teaching elementary school.
07:27Okay, welcome to the last day of elementary school.
07:29I'm sure you guys are all excited.
07:30I've been wanting this forever.
07:31I've been wanting this forever.
07:32I've been in the field with whatever they throw at me.
07:33Brush it all.
07:34Pick myself up.
07:35Move it up.
07:36Wow, that's the coolest fifth grader I've ever seen.
07:37High five.
07:38Next time, next time.
07:39Well, I've been principal for six years now and all the work is catching up to me a little
07:42bit.
07:43Much more exhausted than I thought I would be, but I try to find a rewarding moment every day.
07:47I'm so excited!
07:48I'm so excited!
07:49I'm so excited!
07:50I'm so excited!
07:51I'm so excited!
07:52I'm so excited!
07:53I'm so excited!
07:54I'm so excited!
07:55I'm so excited!
07:56I'm so excited!
07:57I'm so excited!
07:58We're gonna try to find a rewarding moment every day.
08:00Can anybody guess what we're doing today?
08:02Traveling to Paris!
08:03Basketball?
08:04It is none of those.
08:05It's a talent show.
08:07Yay!
08:08But I have to warn you, there might be a fire drill today.
08:11Whoa!
08:12Before the talent show, I need a volunteer to show us how to behave if there's a fire drill.
08:17Yeah, obviously I know exactly what to do.
08:19Ms. Salish, I'm gonna want you to move right over here.
08:22I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes.
08:24Okay.
08:25I'm gonna need you to stand right here.
08:26Tell me if there was a fire, this is exactly what you do.
08:28Hudson!
08:29Oh!
08:34The fire is completely out!
08:35I'm the class hero!
08:36Hudson!
08:37Go to the principal!
08:38I saved the class!
08:39We're all ungrateful!
08:40Oh my goodness!
08:41You don't understand!
08:42Every day you're in the principal's office, Hudson.
08:44What'd you do now?
08:45Okay, that was terrible, but this is what you do do if there's a fire.
08:48We all line up by this door, and then when I excuse you, you can walk outside in the line.
08:54Yeah!
08:55I knew it wasn't this.
08:56Look, Dad, I mean Principal Jordan, I didn't do anything wrong.
08:58They asked me what to do if there's a fire, and I did what I would do.
09:01I put water on Collins.
09:02He wasn't on fire, right?
09:03No.
09:04Ugh, this kid drives me crazy.
09:06As I've always taught you, the best thing to do is to apologize.
09:09Let's have you write a little apology note.
09:12Now it is time for the talent show.
09:14Who would like to show their talent first?
09:16Cecil, how about you?
09:19Okay, never mind.
09:20Ooh, Tsunami.
09:21What would your talent be?
09:22Let's see.
09:23To talk.
09:31I'd like you to write a very nice note to Collins explaining that you didn't mean to get him wet, and that you'll never do it again.
09:37Dear Collins, look, I'm only in fifth grade.
09:41It takes me a while to write.
09:42Who wants to show their talent next?
09:46Oh, Ma- Lauren?
09:50Um, I- I nip.
09:53Oh.
09:54That's nice, Mom.
09:55I think it's awesome.
09:56I mean, Lauren, that's really cool.
09:57That's okay.
09:58I'm getting writer's block.
10:00Ooh, okay.
10:01Here we go.
10:02That was exhausting.
10:03Hey, Principal Dad.
10:04I mean, Jordan, or whatever.
10:05I'll see you later.
10:06Make sure you get me some donuts after school.
10:07Just kidding.
10:08Next.
10:11Yes, Devin.
10:12So I did a drawing of Principal Matter.
10:14You guys ready for this?
10:15Yep.
10:16There we go.
10:18That's so accurate.
10:19Hey, that was the best talent so far.
10:21Aw, they sound so happy.
10:23I love listening to them laugh.
10:24I wonder what's so funny, though.
10:27I think we should probably pin it up, right, guys?
10:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:29We'll just leave it here.
10:30Oh, can we throw darts at it?
10:32Yeah!
10:33Yeah!
10:34Oh, this has been a long day already.
10:36Eliana!
10:56Sophie, I hear you're a singer.
10:57I sing sometimes.
10:58This one's really special to me.
11:00Ahem.
11:02Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
11:08Oh, I can sing!
11:09Oh, okay, Sola, you can come on up here.
11:11You did great.
11:12You can go sit down now.
11:14Good job, Sophie.
11:15Good job.
11:16You got to sing.
11:17Good job.
11:18Good job!
11:19Good job!
11:20Twinkle, twinkle, little star!
11:22How I want you.
11:24Yeah!
11:25Yeah!
11:26Yeah!
11:27Yeah!
11:28Yeah!
11:29Yeah!
11:30Yeah!
11:31Yeah!
11:32Yeah!
11:33Yeah!
11:34Yeah!
11:35Yeah!
11:36Yeah!
11:37Yeah!
11:38Yeah!
11:39Yeah!
11:40Yeah!
11:41and that's how you sing twinkle twinkle little star no offense basically we're
11:59I have something I need to read oh okay dear miss Salish I'm so sorry
12:11you got the apple your way because I have been
12:41let's start middle school now the Stokes twins are here how will miss Salish handle middle
12:49school today is the last day of middle school if you think teaching is hard being a principal
12:56is even harder I am absolutely exhausted as you guys all know we have a science test
13:11I'll hand out the tests now is this what you do every year I know you guys are new but yes okay
13:24I will be back in a little bit and you guys better not see why I'm gone I know somebody stole the
13:29answer key on the test the way I'm gonna figure out who did it is whoever gets a hundred on the
13:33test probably cheated all right time is up my gosh I need to hurry up oh no no no let me collect all
13:42of your tests come on oh you two seem comfortable what do you think you got on the test two hundred
13:50percent oh okay oh I see your phone no I'm gonna grade them and then reveal everybody's scores
13:59all right everyone settle down I have one more thing to do before I give everyone their final
14:09scores three people got hundreds Alex Alan and Annis one of those three must have stolen the answer key
14:17and they have to be really fast so watch what I'm gonna do three people got a hundred Alan Alex and
14:23Anna I guess it's not you good job on your arms and you did great you can go to the bathroom and get
14:37changed catch this oh that means you guys both cheated go to the principal's office and he'll figure it out
14:47you're gonna cheat don't make me say it again you guys cheated let's go we're not going to the
14:54principal's office we're gonna build a secret room and hide there until the end of the year let's go
14:57end of the year is only in two hours so we gotta hurry the Stokes twins were sent to the principal's
15:02office but they never arrived now I gotta go find them now it's time for the science fair who wants to go
15:11first Sophie Anna do you guys want to come present if the Stokes twins can make a secret room they can
15:17hide there until the end of the day be trapped in there with that smell there's got to be better
15:21spots we just have to find a wall that's hollow this one you hear that this is hollow oh that wasn't
15:30a secret room let's keep looking come on are you kidding me the last day of school and I'm chasing
15:34around the Stokes twins oh I'm ready for summer who's with me I know the Stokes twins like to build
15:41secret rooms inside lockers if I find them they're getting in trouble oh you guys be Hudson Hudson
15:46turn around and sit up straight turn around and head up up focus everybody this is important
15:52you're fine no no oh you're great what if one of these mirrors it's like a one-way mirror no that
16:01will take way too long right here this is not big enough for both of us I could be here and you could
16:06be here that's way too uncomfortable am I really gonna look for these kids school ends in two hours
16:11like is it even worth my time two hours till summer yeah oh I have to teach driver's ed
16:17oh I'm sorry Anna I'm sorry Sophie but now we're gonna listen to your presentation right guys no
16:24who wants to go to the principal office I dare you you can't make me there there's no way I'm like
16:31twice your weight I'm locked in oh I know something no tickling no no no I'll stay I'll stay I'll stay
16:39okay be a good student thank you okay everyone else are you guys gonna be a good student yes yes ma'am
16:45right here this will be perfect we could walk this off camouflage it and hide in here yeah it's not
16:50going to fit the both of us still I know you're in here somewhere oh I've played the secret room game
16:56too I know how to find them I'm just getting tired school is almost out pretty much all the
17:00classes are already gone today everything's empty which gives them a ton of places to hide could be
17:04anywhere what are you guys presenting we figured out how to make the world's best paper airplane
17:10I know what to do we're gonna have a challenge so let's see who's is better whoever throws it
17:24further has the better paper airplane who thinks Sophie's gonna win I don't know how much longer I can do this
17:46oh yeah there's a lot of room up here this might work what if we build a secret room inside one of
17:53the air conditioners it's definitely big enough that would take too long right yeah up here there's
18:00gonna be better spots let's go Stokes twins oh stop I think I heard something they're not up there but
18:09they should be that's a great spot for a secret room keep looking Sophie you throw first come on
18:15it's not supposed to be like the world's best airplane you know it's a malfunction no it's just this one's a lot better
18:28the cafeteria is perfect it's closed until the end of the year we just need to find somewhere to build our secret room this is right underneath the stairs we could put a wall up right here that way no one would know it ever existed this is perfect let's get some tools and start building
18:47who would like to go next okay Collins and Devon for our presentation we have here said sign that we
18:54see the sign yeah everyone knows the coconut if you add the metals in it explodes it goes up but
19:01yes revolutionary if you add in these little gummy packets here I'm just gonna hide behind this poster
19:05lucky for us workshop is empty until the end of the year this is gonna be quick
19:08look what else I got this is gonna be so easy we're building a secret room to hide from teacher
19:16Salish and principal Jordan until the end of the day and then schools out for the rest of the summer that
19:20way we won't get in trouble for stealing answers to test sounds good let's get to work when I catch
19:24them they're gonna be in so much trouble and I'll catch them the Stokes twins actually make videos
19:28about building secret rooms and then they do one in school too I mean how stupid do they think I am
19:33when you add the gummies in it doesn't explode that's how you figure it out to show you how confident we are we have a whole bunch of Mentos and usually this would go everywhere but now it's not gonna be an issue
19:41gummy number one this is not gonna work
19:43gummy number two
19:45are you sure this is gonna work 100% okay okay we know how to build secret rooms because we watched the Stokes
19:50twins video about one color secret rooms and I think teacher Salish is in it
19:54can I open this you're just bashing there a little bit
19:57what can I break anyways it's a good video you guys should check it out cut right here
20:01check this out that is sick and all we have to do is drop down on the ground and crawl in like this oh yeah
20:19a lot of room down here look how big it is in here just wait until we fill it up
20:25with more snacks bean bags and a TV let's get out of here
20:31the Stokes twins
20:33he's not in there this is perfect we got comfortable chairs no no there's a better chair right here
20:40okay we gotta be quick we gotta be quick we definitely need all these snacks
20:44principal matter doesn't need all these snacks we'll take care of that I mean neither do you hey oh we got a
20:48fridge with drinks
20:53with all this stuff we can stay in a secret room all summer
20:56wait what is this thing I don't know it looks fancy let's keep it
20:59every year he's been dying to apply a teacher that quits
21:02how old is this thing
21:07come on we gotta hurry class is ending soon
21:11would they hide in the kindergarten room so many sweet memories of kindergarten
21:15actually they weren't so sweet where are these kids if i don't find them before the end of the day
21:21they might end up spending all summer in the secret room
21:29you know what i'm done with middle school i'm trying high school
21:32i know they built a secret room i just know it but i don't know where
21:35if principal jordan doesn't find the Stokes twins by the end of the day they'll get away with cheating
21:40on the test and get to stay in the secret room for as long as they want
21:44so we just got done customizing our room let me give you guys a quick room tour we have all these
21:48snacks that we took from his office a tv the bean bags the chair right here oh this is a
21:54very comfortable chair yep i'm glad we took it you can literally you can literally hear them
22:01now that we're done making our secret room nice and comfortable the plan is to wait it out until the
22:04end of the year we got everything we need always behind a mirror except that what has happened to me
22:10this hair i don't know i think i might be going a little gray what do you think all that's left to
22:15do now is wait until the end of the year and hope we don't get caught by principal jordan should be a
22:19pretty easy pass given how hidden this secret room is i'm not even worried can you help me set up the
22:24tv now dude why are you being so loud principal could be here right now we need to be quiet you can't
22:29have a secret room without a tv we don't need the tv gotta be quiet it could be anywhere in here
22:37did you hear that someone's in the cafeteria why in the cafeteria closets of course
22:42there's a little thing right there
22:57when i find these kids they are going to be in serious trouble if i ever find them
23:06okay forget it i couldn't find them i'm exhausted they could spend all summer here as far as i care
23:11what what where's my chair where's my free where's my where's my matter cup the kids have gone
23:18through 12 years together and this is the final day of high school finally made a summer break yeah
23:26we're about to go take our graduation photos but before i want to go around the room and ask what
23:31you guys are doing this summer oh me we're gonna go use the restroom together yeah but we're probably
23:36gonna make you two videos oh oh okay bye all right remember that secret room we built four years
23:42ago we're gonna use that to play an epic senior prank during graduation photos let's go who wants
23:47to go next me me me anis i will be going to college but before doing that i just wanted to confess my
23:54love for the person that i've spent the last 12 years sitting beside since kindergarten
23:59and i want you to have this promise ring and hopefully one day i put a real nice beautiful one
24:05on your hands i love you so much
24:14no kissing okay good let's see how the secret room looks
24:19whoa my god it's still here the stokes twins are up to no good again this year they want to hide in
24:25the cafeteria so they can play an embarrassing prank on principal jordan oh my god this is so
24:31dirty now i mean what do you expect it's been four years i wonder the food's still good chips go bad
24:36after four years hey we shouldn't be doing that hey not a little bit of mold and yeast to it but we're
24:41on addition to flavor we're on a mission here we're gonna prank principal jordan with a fishing line
24:46and hook just wait till you guys see what happens who's going next okay sophie me and anna are going to
24:51white yeah what you guys i'm gonna collect different animals dissect them
25:09all right so every single year principal jordan stands right over here for pictures we ran fishing
25:13line all the way from our secret room through the ceiling to right here just wait to see what
25:17happens it's gonna be really epic well my summer plans are to teach more drivers ed and look for
25:23a new job but first graduation photos gotta just make sure my hair is looking good and here we go
25:28all my hair fell out because of this job but i finally got a great wig our plan is to hang out
25:33in a secret room that way they can't find us so they decided to come into the closet i think they're
25:36stumped right here let's go i want to congratulate all of you on your graduation you've been with us for 12
25:45years wow now it's time for a very quick photo as we do every year so i'm going to start positioning
25:51you uh diesel yeah never mind uh you can do whatever you want anna let's have you come right
25:56here oh no i think anna should still be back there no she's going to be here because she's
26:01no no no no dad i mean principal or whatever your name is just trust me ellie you come over here
26:06hudson you go right here perfect all done i am always sitting in the center so this is going to be where
26:11i sit i do it every year oh yeah okay this is my favorite thing of the entire year is my graduation
26:17photo smile smile hold it three two one okay now go go go go go go oh no no what the toupee was
26:35horrible so obvious we did him a favor no
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