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00:00You
00:30New challengers approaching
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01:34You think she knows that's a flare gun?
01:36No, not a chance.
01:38Is she ready for this?
01:39No way.
01:40But if we tell her not to enter she absolutely will.
01:42That reminds me of someone.
01:46You. It reminds me of you.
01:48Yes, dummy. I know.
01:52Fuck
01:54Holy man.
01:56Hey motherfucker. I remember you
01:58Lex
02:00I'm not trying to lose this tournament before it starts
02:06You're the guy who fought preacher Jedediah at last year's gathering
02:08You want to fuck that orange car so bad you killed him over it.
02:12Sorry, you wanted to fuck Evelyn?
02:14No, I didn't kill your leader. He caused the explosion not me.
02:18Oh, yeah, well, why don't we ask him?
02:20Benjamin bring forth our Lord preacher
02:22Preacher?
02:24He's alive?
02:30Whose baby is this?
02:32Oh, this isn't just some baby
02:34No
02:36This horny little fucker right here is our preacher
02:38His
02:40Immortal soul
02:42Reborn into
02:44Tiny flesh
02:46Our father would never leave us
02:48Father never leaves. He just changes
02:50Tell him, Beacon
02:51We waited many long nights
02:53And then one day our preacher returned to us
02:55He was in a tree
02:57Like a squirrel
02:58I'm not gonna lie this little fucker is kinda cute
03:01Don't get those fingers too close
03:03He will bite them
03:04Clean off
03:05Shut up
03:07Who could be scared?
03:09Who could be scared?
03:10Hey.
03:25Hey.
03:31You freed me from Zimu.
03:34Good looking out.
03:36Yeah.
03:38Seemed like the chill thing to do.
03:40So, how are you doing?
03:45With freedom?
03:48Freedom.
03:51Maybe one day.
03:56Still drinking gasoline.
03:58Interesting.
03:59But I do owe you one.
04:00Oh, it's okay.
04:01Just one.
04:02After that, I'll flatten you with my tires, just like everyone else.
04:06Well, unfortunately for you, I'm not just like everyone else.
04:18New challenger approaching.
04:20I can't believe we're finally here.
04:25The tournament.
04:27Do you think I might get the chance to cut someone's head off?
04:29I've been sort of wanting to try that.
04:31There is nothing I want more for you, Stu.
04:34Oh, hey, look.
04:36It's our OG fan club.
04:38I told you this would be the social event of the season.
04:41We should go say hi before we murder them for sport.
04:44You go ahead.
04:45I'll store douchebags anyway.
04:47I need to prepare for my next killing spree.
04:49Oh, Stu, you're going to make me cry.
04:51Do me a favor.
04:52Make sure Harold doesn't pull the pin early.
04:55He's got an itchy trigger figure.
04:58Lactation is very rare in men,
04:59but Benjamin here has been blessed with the nips of a mother.
05:03Fucking wine corks.
05:04I'm an unholy miracle.
05:05Oh, if it isn't my two favorite critics.
05:11My sweet tooth.
05:13So what are you crazy kids doing here?
05:15You come to cheer me on?
05:16Oh, uh, not exactly.
05:20Hey, you know, I tried to kill this guy one time.
05:23So did he.
05:25This time he'll finish the job.
05:27Benjamin, time to put down Preacher.
05:30Then we'll put you down.
05:35Hey, you need any help with that little fucker?
05:37Hit me up.
05:38I've already killed one baby.
05:41So, what have you two crazy kids been up to?
05:44Tell me everything.
05:46Take a picture.
06:01It'll last longer.
06:02Sorry, I was just admiring your hat.
06:09You're joining the tournament?
06:10You wouldn't last a day in the Florida Swamplands.
06:15The mosquitoes won't eat.
06:22You're right.
06:23You know what?
06:24I shouldn't be here.
06:25Everyone's really scary.
06:27Especially you.
06:28You're smart to fear me.
06:29Because those who cross vermin don't live to tell a tale.
06:35You're terrifying.
06:37You know, I don't care what that guy Deacon says.
06:42What did he say?
06:43No, just that you're not a real competitor.
06:47I'll bark, no bite.
06:48Stupid stuff.
06:49Son of a bitch.
06:50He also said something about you being a bug fucker.
06:53Come on!
06:54That was one time!
06:56I put ants in my pants and it's not my fault that it felt good.
06:59I did it for a joke.
07:00Where's that fucker?
07:05What the fuck are you taking?
07:06Hey, hey!
07:07What the fuck are you taking?
07:08What the fuck are you taking?
07:10What the fuck are you taking?
07:10What the fuck are you taking?
07:11What the fuck are you taking?
07:12What the fuck are you taking?
07:13Excuse me.
07:14Would you like to know who had some very specific opinions about your eyepatch?
07:21A clown said that?
07:23Those exact words.
07:25Swear to God.
07:26Or not God.
07:27The devil.
07:28I don't know.
07:28Whoever you swear to.
07:30For what it's worth.
07:31I don't think the holy men have gone soft.
07:33Soft?
07:36Why?
07:37Because I am an incredibly attentive father figure?
07:41I'll show him.
07:42The only thing more powerful than big-ass guns is a daddy's love.
07:55Watch where you're going, you dipshit.
07:57Or, uh, I'll have to rip your balls off and shove them up your nose.
08:12Oh, my god.
08:14I thought you were dead!
08:28Oh, my god.
08:30Are you real, or am I tripping?
08:33I knew I shouldn't have foraged for mushies at night.
08:35I'm very real, man.
08:37Dude, if I knew you were alive, I would have...
08:40Hey, Michael.
08:41Hammerhead is locked and loaded.
08:43Hey, guy.
08:44That's a nice headband.
08:45It actually brings out your eyes.
08:48Thanks.
08:49Yeah.
08:50Stu.
08:50This is my new homie, Dave.
08:52Yeah.
08:53Dave.
08:54This is Stu.
08:56No way!
08:58This is your old compadre, big Stu!
09:02Or just Stu.
09:03You know, your reputation precedes you.
09:05I mean, I've heard so much about you, because of...
09:08Yeah.
09:09Oh, awesome.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Cool.
09:11How'd you meet this guy?
09:13Well, after Sweet Tooth attacked us, I was messed up bad, man.
09:17So I rolled over in the fire to cauterize the gash on my back.
09:21Thank you, Dave.
09:23Oh, God.
09:25And next thing I know, I got found by some butchers.
09:28And get this.
09:29Dave here was one of the butchers.
09:35It's crazy, right?
09:36And what a twist.
09:37Seriously, I mean, we were fattening him up for a barbecue.
09:40Then Mike just kind of flipped the script on me.
09:43He told me, um, a man who eats man is no man at all.
09:53He's a regular Bill Shakespeare, right?
09:55Yeah.
09:55But seriously, from that day forward, I vowed I would never let any man meat touch these
09:59lips.
10:01Well, I'm just happy you didn't eat my good pal Mike.
10:03Hey, Stu, so am I, okay?
10:06I would have missed out on a pretty damn good friendship.
10:09Because you would have eaten them.
10:11Yeah, I would have eaten them.
10:12Yeah.
10:12For sure.
10:13For sure.
10:13So, I saw your ass get dragged off the beach, man.
10:17I thought you were burnt toast.
10:18How the hell did you get away from Sweet Tooth?
10:20Oh, uh, super crazy story.
10:22I, uh...
10:22Stu!
10:23Oh, my God!
10:23There are so many cool people here to kill.
10:25There's a human car hybrid over there.
10:27I think he's on roid.
10:29You're still with him?
10:30I can explain it.
10:31Hey, didn't I cut you in half?
10:33I'll never forget a victim.
10:34You did.
10:35But you didn't finish the job.
10:37Could you not tell anybody about that?
10:39I mean, attempted murder is kind of a bad look for me.
10:42Well, congratulations on creating the perfect little minion to do your bidding.
10:48Wait a minute.
10:49That's not what this is.
10:50We're partners.
10:51Equals.
10:52Yeah, no, we're not.
10:53As a matter of fact, yesterday, I massacred a room full of random people all by myself.
10:58And you're proud of that?
11:00You left me for dead so that you can find out how to murder better?
11:04Yeah, about sums it up.
11:05Oh, okay.
11:06Yeah.
11:06Come on, Dave.
11:08We got a tournament win.
11:10I'll be right there, Mike.
11:11Keep your head on a swivel.
11:13Look, he's just got to cool off.
11:17It'll be fine.
11:18Just remember, the road to self-discovery is a long and arduous one.
11:25Hey, one love.
11:29I also love that mask.
11:32It's really cheery, and it's like I'm looking at a dental ad.
11:36It's nice.
11:37Man, that Dave guy's got a real nice way about him, huh?
11:42Fit, too.
11:43You can tell he really watches what he eats.
11:50This motherfucker.
11:51That asshole killed Jeremy and Ashley.
12:05Grim!
12:06How the hell did you get out?
12:07I threw away the key.
12:09I got a special invitation.
12:11And that's Mr. Grim to you, Marcus.
12:15You know that's not my name.
12:17Oh, you're still in so much pain.
12:21Oh, don't worry.
12:24Soon you'll be free.
12:26And his soul will be with us.
12:29Marcus, huh?
12:36What is that, Germanic?
12:47Okay, there's a lot of stone-cold killers here.
12:49We've got to stick to the plan.
12:51What do we do about Axel?
12:52I don't know.
12:53Maybe get him a damn shirt.
12:56I don't think he'll be a problem.
12:57We should avoid Sweet Tooth because he's fucking bonkers.
13:01A motorcycle guy will keep him busy.
13:03They got a history.
13:04Really?
13:06What else did you find out?
13:07Ugh, plenty.
13:08That's Billy Ray Stilwell, a.k.a. the junkyard dog.
13:12Dangerous, for sure, but dumber than a box of assholes.
13:15You really just gotta watch out for that spiked metal ball catapult thing.
13:19The human cum sock is Chucky Floop.
13:22Heard he's the sickest driver in the country, but I know a poser when I see you.
13:25Who I'm real worried about is Death Warrant, Bounty Hunter from Dallas.
13:31Heard he takes scouts and weaves the hair of his victims into his own mane.
13:35That's a lot of hair.
13:36Yeah, he's covering a bald spot.
13:38He's very sensitive about it.
13:40I think we're gonna tear this shit up.
13:42Fuck yeah.
13:43And if the party gets a little rowdy, I could always hit that EMP.
13:48Solid recon.
13:49That's really gonna help us.
13:51Help you?
13:52Bitch, I'm here to get my own wish.
13:55Besides, no amount of intel is gonna help with road kills.
13:57Janky, turn radius.
13:58What's wrong with our turn radius?
14:00Good luck out there.
14:02But calm down.
14:03She's just fucking with you.
14:05I know that.
14:05So, you think you could spread lies about me, you little punk?
14:14Stu's the one who called you a loser with a micro-penis, not me.
14:17I am not a loser!
14:25Whatever.
14:27You'll see soon enough.
14:28Eat shit.
14:38Douche.
14:39Mae.
14:39Look, I like you guys and all, but I'm not interested in an alliance.
14:42Yeah, no, I get that.
14:43But why are you making yourself a target?
14:45Well, I'm getting inside their heads.
14:47It's mind games.
14:48One-on-one.
14:48Do you understand how dangerous this is gonna be?
14:51I can handle this.
14:52Quiet.
14:52If you go out there, you're on your own.
14:55We all are.
14:58Wow.
14:58Way to be overdramatic.
15:00I'll keep the finish line warm for you.
15:09New challenger approaching.
15:23John?
15:26Interesting.
15:27What the hell are you doing here?
15:29That should be obvious.
15:30But what I can't figure out is why you fought so hard to escape me, only to end up here anyway.
15:36Do you even see how annoying that is?
15:39Do you even know how to drive that thing?
15:51Once we get out there, I'm going to be the one doing the fucking.
15:57Hot Topic brought a fancy car.
16:00Do you even know how to drive that thing?
16:02Fuck around and find out.
16:05Toodles.
16:06That's a different raven, right?
16:09There's a bunch of them.
16:11This one, she's the boss.
16:13Are they all hot?
16:15Yeah, it's like gremlins.
16:16I love so.
16:26I love so.
16:33You've got to admire the showmanship.
16:34You're really going to wait for this door to open all the way?
16:40Just shh.
16:41He's building tension.
16:42Yeah, this is taking forever.
16:51Yeah, this is taking forever.
17:12Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to my contest.
17:26Well, almost.
17:31You're not in it quite yet.
17:34First, you must survive a qualifying round.
17:38Yo, dude.
17:39I'm not really taking questions yet, but go ahead.
17:45So what are the rules?
17:47I feel like some of us are wondering.
17:51I was just about to get to that, Mr. Floop.
17:53If you just waited one second, it's okay?
17:57It's okay.
17:58Never mind.
17:59The rules of the qualifier are as simple as one, two, three.
18:05One.
18:07Grab a package.
18:09Two.
18:12Deliver it to Tournament City.
18:14Deliver it packages?
18:15We got this in a bag.
18:17And three.
18:19Don't die.
18:21The drivers who successfully deliver my packages intact will move on to the next round.
18:28Prepare for battle in ten.
18:30Nine.
18:35Eight.
18:37Seven.
18:40Six.
18:41Go, go, go, go, go!
18:42Come along now.
18:44Five.
18:47Four.
18:50Three.
18:54Two.
18:54Come on, right. This guy does know how to put on a show.
18:59What?
19:02Let's rock!
19:24You sure you're not worried about the kid?
19:54Oh, I'm sure. She's not going anywhere without this.
19:58You! No, stop now! Come on!
20:01Shit!
20:18Grab it, 12 o'clock.
20:24I've been waiting minutes to do this.
20:42Damn it! Come on!
20:44You're not getting away that easy.
20:52Take it from my side.
20:53Benjamin, protect the godchild!
20:55Holy shit!
21:04Ha ha ha ha!
21:05Get them!
21:09Get them!
21:12Yeah!
21:14Nice shot, Harold.
21:22Ha ha ha!
21:28I'm going to enjoy this move, man.
21:30Oh, no.
21:31Oh, no.
21:31You can't tell me how you've got.
21:34I can never die.
21:36Take it.
21:37Take it to the light.
21:39Run till the light.
21:42Take it.
21:43Oh, my God!
21:44Take it to the light.
21:46Run till the slayer.
21:49I want to take it to the light.
21:51I want to take it to the light.
21:51Take it to the light.
21:52God, that felt good.
21:55Yeah, your butt looks really good when you're shooting.
22:10Game over.
22:22I think he's tracking us.
22:27Boy, shit!
22:28The little green light turned yellow.
22:30What do we do?
22:31I don't know.
22:32Not let it get red.
22:33Step on it.
22:34Let's hope we're gonna get car sick.
22:37Spread out!
22:38One of those heaven bombs can take us all down!
22:47Fuck this.
22:53Now that's how I wanna go.
22:55Earth-shattering explosion.
22:56And if I take grid with me, even better.
22:59I actually don't wanna die in a big explosion.
23:01Maybe we should get to the city and then kill him there.
23:03No.
23:04We kill him now.
23:06Fine.
23:07Let me take the wheel.
23:08You need a clean shot at him.
23:10Partner.
23:11Stooby-dooby-doo.
23:12That is a great idea.
23:18I got a grenade with your name on it.
23:22No.
23:23What are you doing?
23:24Fuck, Grim.
23:25We'll get him in the next round.
23:26Stooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doob.
23:27We'll get him in the next round.
23:28Stooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-dooby-doob.
23:29Hey, what the fuck?
23:44Shit.
23:47What the fuck's been at you?
23:59What the fuck?
24:09The kid!
24:10Shit, how does she...
24:15We have to keep our eye on the prize, right?
24:22Right?
24:23Right.
24:24I can't go back for her.
24:29Turn around.
24:42What?
24:43Turn up!
24:44Move over, goddammit!
24:45We're wasting time!
24:46Come on!
24:59You can go over a six hour break.
25:01Go ahead, go ahead.
25:02If that's what we call it we'll have to go on.
25:04Turn around, come and walk out to go idle.
25:06Find out more.
25:07Try to stay.
25:08QR Troop.
25:09It's not easy to have no idea of the game in 쉽 hemisphere.
25:11It's huge.
25:12Churning out the plan andOnce to take a trip against each other.
25:13Yes!
25:14Then an ב� Oxford behalf isn't a big cut yet, ahead and there's no space behind the road.
25:15And as soon as possible, like, if we do, we won't take a trip toفس.'"
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