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Passport to Paris (1999) – The iconic Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen adventure that defined a generation! When rebellious twins Melanie and Ally get sent to Paris with their diplomat grandfather, they sneak out to explore the city, meet cute boys, and learn life lessons (while rocking amazing 90s outfits). This ultimate sleepover movie delivers Parisian charm, first crushes, and the Olsens at their peak.  🔹 Starring: Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Peter White, Matt Winston 🔹 Director: Alan Metter 🔹 Genre: Teen Comedy, Adventure 🔹 Nostalgic Elements: ✓ The legendary "twins switch places" trope ✓ That Eiffel Tower photo booth scene ✓ The boy-band worthy "I'm Gonna Miss You" song 🔹 Release Year: 1999  💬 Why Watch? ✓ Time capsule of late 90s fashion and music ✓ Surprisingly accurate Parisian landmarks ✓ The blueprint for all future tween travel movies

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00:02:29That's me.

00:02:29My name's Melanie.

00:02:30My friends call me Mel.

00:02:33That's my sister Allison, a.k.a. Allison.

00:02:36And this is junior high, where we spend approximately 30% of our waking hours and 4% of our sleeping hours.

00:02:48And don't get me wrong, we study a lot of important subjects.

00:02:54For example, there's science.

00:02:57Say for yourself.

00:02:59It's true.

00:03:01Kelly has split ends.

00:03:03Then there's English.

00:03:04She was totally edging on my squeeze.

00:03:06So I dinged her with a bounce bounce in the numbers lab.

00:03:10And then, there's creative writing.

00:03:12And finally, that most important of important subjects, the staple of every 7th grader's education, social studies.

00:03:28Shane and Kyle, the most popular boys in Northwood Junior High.

00:03:33At least this week.

00:03:37Enter Helene and Darlene, cheerleaders.

00:03:41Enough said.

00:03:41I wish they'd ask us to the spring fling dance.

00:03:47Yeah, well, we can't get near them with Tweedledum and Tweedledummer around.

00:03:51Kyle, let's snack some lime slime.

00:03:53Dude!

00:03:57But, if you can't beat them, mess with their heads.

00:04:02It's super top secret.

00:04:06Come on, Mel.

00:04:07I promise not to tell anybody.

00:04:09Well, I heard five kids went home sick today after eating the meatloaf.

00:04:16The meat was so bad, it had E. coli and F. coli.

00:04:22Did it have those little white worms?

00:04:25No, those brown squishy worms.

00:04:28Like this one, over here.

00:04:35It worked.

00:04:37Hey, Mel.

00:04:39Hey, Allie.

00:04:40Hey.

00:04:41I'm Melanie, that's Allie.

00:04:42Oh, right.

00:04:45Warm?

00:04:46Gross out candy, cool.

00:04:48You guys are all right.

00:04:49Thanks.

00:05:01Mmm, great dinner, Mom.

00:05:02Where's the fire?

00:05:04I have to call Hannah.

00:05:05After I call Jenna.

00:05:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.

00:05:08Don't you guys have something else to do tonight?

00:05:10Besides talk on the phone?

00:05:13Like what?

00:05:14Um, a little thing we used to call homework.

00:05:17Oh, we already did it.

00:05:18Oh, we already did it.

00:05:20Swear.

00:05:20We do math homework during science.

00:05:22And science during English.

00:05:23And everything else during social studies.

00:05:25That class is so S&C.

00:05:27S&C?

00:05:30Snooze and cruise.

00:05:32Talk about a Boer War.

00:05:33It's totally...

00:05:34Shh.

00:05:36Shh.

00:05:36If we were running the world, there'd be no wars.

00:05:43That's for sure.

00:05:44There'd be so many pool parties, and everybody would be in a great mood.

00:05:48Nobody likes to fight in a bikini.

00:05:52Uh-uh-uh.

00:05:53Mine.

00:05:57Okay, who'd you rather kiss?

00:05:59Kyle or Leonardo DiCaprio?

00:06:03Get out.

00:06:04He does too shower.

00:06:05They're turning 13 next month.

00:06:08And their world is the size of a pinhead.

00:06:11I heard they're opening up a Mac store at the mall.

00:06:13Right next to Kenneth Cole.

00:06:14Well, I don't think QCC likes...

00:06:16I think a pinhead is bigger.

00:06:18Honey, I don't know what more we can expect from them.

00:06:21They're both getting straight A's.

00:06:23But it's not about grades, Jack.

00:06:26It's about life.

00:06:28And there's more to the world than call waiting and a day at the mall.

00:06:33It's up to us to show them.

00:06:35Okay.

00:06:37What do you have in mind?

00:06:40In 1805, Napoleon upgraded the sewers so that he could claim France had the most advanced water system in the world.

00:06:46The time between his escape from Elba to his ultimate defeat at Waterloo was called the Hundred Days because it took, well, a hundred days.

00:06:56In 1815, after his exile to Elba, Napoleon sadly disappeared from the world stage.

00:07:03Napoleon died on May 5th, 1821.

00:07:05Hmm, what have we here?

00:07:15Mel, how about Shane and me take you and Al to Spring Fling Dance?

00:07:20Hmm.

00:07:20Well, Melanie, what do you have to say for yourself?

00:07:28Definitely.

00:07:28Thursday, Margie's beach party.

00:07:37Friday, Hannah's pool party.

00:07:39And Saturday, Spring Fling with gorgeous Shane.

00:07:42And perfect Kyle.

00:07:44And that's still at least time for hanging at the mall.

00:07:47Why can't it be spring break all year round?

00:07:53Knock, knock.

00:07:53Now, wait a minute.

00:07:58You guys are supposed to say who's there.

00:08:02Uh, Dad, we're a little old for knock, knock jokes.

00:08:05Yeah, but it's so barmy.

00:08:07Then I guess you're too old for presents.

00:08:09No, presents!

00:08:10No, presents!

00:08:12Okay.

00:08:19Camera?

00:08:20Passport?

00:08:20Where are we going?

00:08:21Paris?

00:08:24We're going to Paris?

00:08:25You're going to Paris?

00:08:26We're going to Paris!

00:08:28When are we going to Paris?

00:08:31Next week over spring break.

00:08:33No!

00:08:39In 1815, after his exile to Elba, Napoleon sadly disappeared from the world stage.

00:08:45Napoleon also had plans to...

00:08:47We wanted to go to Paris.

00:08:48Really, we did.

00:08:49We were just majorly bummed about missing the dance.

00:08:53Anyway, we sent notes to Kyle and Shane, explaining why we had to bail.

00:08:58They were bummed too.

00:09:01For about a millisecond.

00:09:03They didn't even wait an hour before asking Helene and Darlene to the dance.

00:09:11Forget Kyle and Shane.

00:09:13I can't believe we even like those dorks.

00:09:15They couldn't even tell us apart.

00:09:17I guess.

00:09:19It's just that I thought that Shane was going to be my first real boyfriend.

00:09:22Wait, what if we don't get asked out again until we're like 20?

00:09:29We'll do what everyone else does.

00:09:31Blame our parents.

00:09:32Hey, hey.

00:09:39How's the packing coming?

00:09:43What can I say?

00:09:44We're teenagers.

00:09:49Grandpa is sending a car to pick you up at the airport.

00:09:51I can't believe we have to spend a whole week with Grandpa Edward.

00:09:55He's so strict.

00:09:56I know.

00:09:57You might as well just send us to prison.

00:09:58It's probably a lot cheaper.

00:10:00Look.

00:10:02I know your grandpa is not great with you girls.

00:10:04Mom, that's like saying the Titanic's not great with icebergs.

00:10:08Okay.

00:10:10Okay.

00:10:12Try to understand.

00:10:13Come here.

00:10:15Try to understand.

00:10:17Your grandfather is the ambassador to France.

00:10:21He's a very, very busy man.

00:10:24And he loves you both very much.

00:10:26He just sometimes forgets to show it.

00:10:32I'm sorry you're going to miss the dance.

00:10:35But there will be others.

00:10:36I promise.

00:10:40I love you.

00:10:41I love you too.

00:10:42Love you.

00:10:48I get window seat.

00:10:49No, you always get window seat.

00:10:51Do not.

00:10:51Do too.

00:10:52Mel.

00:10:53Mel, do you have the...

00:10:54Passports?

00:10:56Allie, do you have the...

00:10:57Tickets?

00:10:58Mom, don't worry.

00:11:00We're like 13.

00:11:01We're not kids anymore.

00:11:06You're on my side of the car.

00:11:13And lots are too.

00:11:14I'm worried.

00:11:16What about them?

00:11:18About Paris.

00:11:19It was a long flight.

00:11:28Welcome to American Airlines.

00:11:30Our flight today will be cruising at an altitude of 35,000 feet.

00:11:34Bienvenue sur American Airlines.

00:11:36Nous volons aujourd'hui à une altitude de croisière de 12,000 mètres.

00:11:39Allie and I talked most of the way.

00:11:45And then we fell asleep.

00:11:47By the time we woke up...

00:12:02Ladies and gentlemen, please pass in your seatbelts as we make our final descent into Paris.

00:12:07Mesdames et messieurs, veuillez attacher vos ceintures.

00:12:09Nous faisons notre accroche finale sur Paris.

00:12:13Look, the Eiffel Tower is on the power!

00:12:14Oh, look at that.

00:12:17Take a picture, ready?

00:12:18Yeah.

00:12:21This is Chantelize.

00:12:22This is where all the major shopping is.

00:12:25Oh, I still want to go here.

00:12:27Look how cute that boy is.

00:12:29Look at that car!

00:12:31Oh my gosh, it's so tiny!

00:12:35Arc de Triomphe!

00:12:37Take a picture.

00:12:37I get to practice my friendships.

00:12:42This is so cool.

00:12:44This is Notre Dame.

00:12:46Look at that building!

00:12:47Beautiful bridge.

00:12:50I wonder if Grandpa will have any time to practice.

00:12:53Hope so.

00:12:53Yeah.

00:12:54Yes, the ambassador is very interested in your position.

00:13:10I will have to get back to you on that.

00:13:12Au revoir.

00:13:12I'm Jeremy Bluff, special assistant to the ambassador.

00:13:18Their grandfather is just finishing up a conference call.

00:13:21Now, which of you is which?

00:13:22I'm Melanie.

00:13:23She's Allie.

00:13:23What a day.

00:13:28Tough crowd.

00:13:29Oh, wow.

00:13:41Wow.

00:13:42For a civil servant?

00:13:44Grandpa's doing all right.

00:13:46Is that my granddaughters?

00:13:48Hi, Grandpa!

00:13:49Welcome to Paris.

00:13:58It's been far too long.

00:14:00Almost 15 months since I've been to the States.

00:14:03Oh, Francois!

00:14:04My granddaughters, Alison and Melanie.

00:14:07Charles de Mademoiselle.

00:14:11Oh, Henri!

00:14:12My granddaughters, they just arrived in from the States.

00:14:14Ah, honoured and thrilled.

00:14:16I am Henri, and no, I have no hot dogs or peanuts butter.

00:14:20Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a casserole just moments from dessert.

00:14:25Jeremy, just in time.

00:14:27Unfortunately, girls, I've got a very busy schedule this week, so I will be unable to

00:14:39chaperone you around the city.

00:14:41However, my good assistant, Jeremy, here will be happy to act as your tour guide.

00:14:46Me?

00:14:47But, sir, I...

00:14:47It's all been arranged.

00:14:49I've got a full itinerary set for each day.

00:14:52Yes, sir.

00:14:53I'll take care of it.

00:14:54Great.

00:14:54We're stuck with Borezilla.

00:14:55We'll be spot fun torturing him all week.

00:14:58Let me remind you, young ladies, that while you were here, you were a representative of

00:15:02the American people, and I expect you to comport yourselves like such, as ladies.

00:15:08Is that correct?

00:15:11Here is the library.

00:15:13Down the hall is the drawing room.

00:15:16Wow, a room just for drawing.

00:15:17I'm impressed.

00:15:18And your room is up the stairs, second door from the left.

00:15:25Dorothy, we're definitely not in Kansas anymore.

00:15:30I am Henri.

00:15:47The American cooking, it tastes like the caca poo-poo.

00:15:57I will not serve the hot diggity-doodle.

00:15:59I will not serve the hot diggity-doodle.

00:16:00It has a flag.

00:16:01I will not serve the hot diggity-doodle.

00:16:13It's a hot diggity.

00:16:14It's a hot diggity-doodle.

00:16:15It's a hot diggity, it's a hot diggity.

00:16:16I will not serve the large as the one自 siglo.

00:16:17I will not serve the cellphone.

00:16:18I will not serve the double black I am 확인.

00:16:19It will not serve the tava for the last side.

00:16:20what the devil is all this noise you mean the music no i mean my granddaughters

00:16:38this behavior is entirely unacceptable here in the embassy

00:16:43now dinner is going to be served promptly at 1900 hours i expected girls to be on time

00:16:50and dressed for the occasion is that understood yes yes

00:16:53we were in paris for 10 minutes and we were already in trouble

00:17:02little did we know our stomachs were about to be in even bigger trouble first course

00:17:07escargot henry served at precisely 129 degrees centigrade or all he's lost

00:17:13bon appetit thank you henry you can eat up now girls

00:17:18what is this stuff francois escargot that is so french we're eating escargot

00:17:25girls i had no idea you like snails

00:17:28oops

00:17:32that would be the poached liver of a force-fed goose

00:17:47frog legs in a lemon butter sauce

00:17:52calves brains

00:17:56check please

00:18:01i'm starving i can't sleep on an empty stomach

00:18:08i feel your pain but what are we going to do order a pizza

00:18:11écoute mon vieux nobody in this embassy would order this

00:18:19pizza hut nobody or unlock henry

00:18:22miso six miso six cent

00:18:23oui merci

00:18:24don't forget the tip-on ring

00:18:27jeremy i'm holding you personally responsible for the welfare of the girls this week

00:18:34sir you can count on me i i've got everything under control

00:18:40unlock the door

00:18:57unlock the door

00:19:01unlock the door

00:19:11you have a very busy day today girls from 10 to 1

00:19:16we do the lube

00:19:17that's what's in the lube is a rotten baguette

00:19:19girls

00:19:20wait

00:19:20hey we're walking here

00:19:26what are they doing

00:19:28girl no

00:19:30get away from them

00:19:31what do you say

00:19:40who cares

00:19:42who cares

00:19:50what do you say

00:20:07Pinch me.

00:20:11Ow, that hurt.

00:20:14Jeremy, you've got to pay attention.

00:20:16We can't even keep our eye off you for one minute.

00:20:18Yeah, you're a mess.

00:20:20No, this is the kind of thing that gives Americans a bad name.

00:20:23Okay, girls.

00:20:24Busy day.

00:20:25Get in line for the museum.

00:20:28Let's be open-minded.

00:20:29Okay.

00:20:31I'll take one in the red.

00:20:33I'm talking about the museum.

00:20:35Oh, right.

00:20:36I'll still take the one in the red, though.

00:20:39Welcome to the Louvre.

00:20:41Home to nearly 20 miles of halls, 400 rooms, and over 1 million works of art.

00:20:50Shall we?

00:21:06Come on, girls.

00:21:20Come on, girls.

00:21:20We're late for lunch.

00:21:232,360 paintings.

00:21:39847 sculptures.

00:21:42846.

00:21:43The last name was the security guard.

00:21:45Yes, yes, the ambassador's very interested in your position.

00:21:55Hello.

00:21:56Do you want to order something?

00:21:58Jeremy, it's totally rude.

00:22:00Did you dial during lunch?

00:22:01Holy!

00:22:02I think I'll order some drinks to start.

00:22:05You're going to order for us?

00:22:07De poisson, ça vous plaît?

00:22:10Here we go.

00:22:11Merci.

00:22:12My French teacher says I'm a natural.

00:22:18Fish?

00:22:19I didn't order this.

00:22:22Bon appétit.

00:22:24No.

00:22:25Si?

00:22:25Vous avez commandé ça.

00:22:27Excuse me, girls.

00:22:29Perhaps I can help you.

00:22:30The water treatment is very...

00:22:31When you order to poisson, that means fish.

00:22:34Poisson means drink.

00:22:36Nice going, Madame Croissante.

00:22:39The coca light.

00:22:41I'm Brigitte.

00:22:46I'm Melanie.

00:22:47This is Allie.

00:22:49Hey, you're Brigitte.

00:22:51Oh, she just said that.

00:22:52No, the Brigitte.

00:22:53The supermodel.

00:22:54No, she's not.

00:22:57Is she?

00:22:58Are you?

00:22:59I'm afraid so.

00:23:00Oh, my God.

00:23:01You were on the cover of Trash Chic magazine.

00:23:03You were wearing that Jean-Paul Gaultier bathing suit.

00:23:06Oh, no.

00:23:07Don't tell me you spend all day with your nose buried in those fashion magazines.

00:23:11Well, not all day.

00:23:12She usually breaks it up with some boy scoping or some maltrolling.

00:23:16I was exactly the same at your age.

00:23:21So, is this the first time in Paris?

00:23:24Well, Paris is such a magical city, full of adventure and romance.

00:23:28Oh, and here is the world's best shopping.

00:23:32And the world's cutest boys.

00:23:34Do you have a boyfriend?

00:23:35Allie.

00:23:37As it happens, I travel a lot for work, and there's not a lot of time for boyfriends.

00:23:41Allie.

00:23:42Allie.

00:23:43Allie.

00:23:44Allie.

00:23:45Allie.

00:23:46Allie.

00:23:47Allie.

00:23:48Allie.

00:23:49Allie.

00:23:50Allie.

00:23:51Now, how do you think?

00:23:52Allie.

00:23:53Allie.

00:23:54Allie.

00:23:55Allie.

00:23:57Allie.

00:24:01Allie.

00:24:02Allie.

00:24:03Allie.

00:24:04I'm doing a photo shoot at Jardin de Luxembourg on Thursday.

00:24:09Well, nice to meet you, girls.

00:24:11And Ali, be careful how you use your French.

00:24:15Ciao, girls. Nice to meet you.

00:24:16And remember, this is Paris. Have fun. Ciao.

00:24:20All right, girls. Let's go.

00:24:23It's time to see the rest of the museums.

00:24:26Museums? As in the plural?

00:24:34Museums?

00:24:59Would you pass the salt, please, Mr. Ambassador?

00:25:04So, what did you girls learn today?

00:25:07Learned jinxing.

00:25:13Girls?

00:25:15What exactly is going on?

00:25:17Oh, I just jinxed her grandpa.

00:25:19Now she can't talk until I say her name.

00:25:21Gee, what a shame.

00:25:25Mr. Ambassador, sir, I was wondering

00:25:27if you've had the opportunity to review my physician paper

00:25:30on the Greenwater Treaty and Preparation.

00:25:32Melanie!

00:25:33Melanie!

00:25:36Melanie!

00:25:37Melanie!

00:25:39As I was saying, sir, I believe...

00:25:41Jeremy, we've been over this before.

00:25:43Saturday night is not your concern.

00:25:45What's happening Saturday night?

00:25:47Well, the embassy is hosting a gala banquet

00:25:49for the French foreign minister and his wife.

00:25:51You girls will get the chance to see

00:25:53diplomacy at work firsthand.

00:25:55Sounds like Snorzilla, the sequel.

00:25:57Well, man, this country is weird.

00:26:01Grape juice with dinner?

00:26:02No, no, it is not grape juice.

00:26:04It is...

00:26:05wine.

00:26:10If I'm Bougelé, if I'm not mistaken.

00:26:12I can't believe Grandpa had such a cow over the wine spritzer.

00:26:22It was an accident.

00:26:23Why can't he be like other grandfathers?

00:26:25You know, the sweet old guy who sits in a rocking chair

00:26:28and brings us presents and tells us how smart and funny we are?

00:26:32Face it, we don't have a grandfather.

00:26:35We have an ambassador.

00:26:35The best thing that's happened to us since we've been here

00:26:38is nearly being run over by those two French boys.

00:26:43For once, you and I totally and completely agree.

00:26:49Maybe we can see them again.

00:26:51Hello, there's like a zillion people in the city of Paris.

00:26:54What are you going to do?

00:26:56Look in the yellow pages under cute Parisian boys driving mopeds?

00:26:59No, under les fleurs de chance.

00:27:04The flower shop.

00:27:06Do you prefer daisies or roses?

00:27:12Girls, we're going to lose our lunch reservation.

00:27:17Sparkles?

00:27:18Mmm, too risky.

00:27:20Hat?

00:27:22Mix, box your face.

00:27:24God, I'll hand it to you, Allie.

00:27:26If we pull this off...

00:27:27Showtime.

00:27:43Delivery for Melanie Potter.

00:27:45That's me.

00:27:48Livreçon pour Alison, Potter?

00:27:50Oui, je m'appelle Allie.

00:27:52Ah, vous parlez français?

00:27:54Oui, un peu.

00:27:55Comment vous appelez-vous?

00:27:56Uh, Michel.

00:27:58Jean, it is very nice to feed you.

00:28:03It means nice to meet you.

00:28:06Between his English and your French, I don't think you'll ever fight about anything.

00:28:11Hey, I have a great idea.

00:28:13Why don't you guys come to lunch with us?

00:28:16Eh, awful.

00:28:18It means awesome, I think.

00:28:22Girls?

00:28:23Can we please...

00:28:25Who are they?

00:28:27Jean and Michel.

00:28:30Is that supposed to mean something to me?

00:28:32Oh, it should.

00:28:33They're coming to lunch with us.

00:28:35I don't think that's a good idea.

00:28:36Come on, Jeremy.

00:28:37You don't think it's a reservation.

00:28:38Follow us.

00:28:39John's father owns a boutique du fleur, a flower shop.

00:28:50Eh, during spring break, we deliver flowers for him so we can make money to buy new instruments.

00:28:54That's so cool.

00:28:56Do you guys have a band together?

00:28:57Yes.

00:28:58Me and four as the guys.

00:28:59The video heads.

00:29:00Doesn't anybody drink regular water here?

00:29:06Like, come a think?

00:29:07Only if you want to be, how you say, talking to Ralph on the big white phone.

00:29:13Do you like your school?

00:29:16Eh, once the rain comes, I am sad.

00:29:20Uh, maybe we better stick to French.

00:29:22Uh, qu'est-ce que t'aime-nia?

00:29:24What?

00:29:25What?

00:29:30That's so cool.

00:29:32I can't believe you know the Dizzy Deans.

00:29:34I think the way they mix reggae and hip-hop is totally original.

00:29:37Their lyrics are like, uh, poetry.

00:29:40Totally.

00:29:42Excuse me while I visit the boys' room, please.

00:29:45Feeling kind of nauseous.

00:29:51Would the mademoiselle care to order?

00:29:53Uh, I'll have the chicken, blue poulet, with the sauce on the side, s'il vous plaît.

00:29:57Poulet de mid-œil.

00:29:59You cannot get the sauce on the side.

00:30:03Why?

00:30:04Because Chef Zingaro will not allow it.

00:30:07Eh, comment z'ai tout palé à cette so-per-fille de cette façon?

00:30:11Eh, tu es laïe à tron des singes, voilà!

00:30:17Bravo.

00:30:21What did he say?

00:30:22Eh, Lucy translated it, he said, uh, how dare you talk to that beautiful girl that way?

00:30:28And, uh, he is a rear-end of a flying baboon.

00:30:34That's the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me.

00:30:37Eh, it was, uh, anything.

00:30:41What you are saying?

00:30:43This is not Paris.

00:30:45Come with us.

00:30:46We will show you the real Paris.

00:30:47Ah, the air, plus, plus, as you say.

00:30:53We're so there.

00:30:54Let's go.

00:30:55Eh, les gars, où sont elles?

00:31:08No.

00:31:09No.

00:31:10Meet you in front of the embassy at five.

00:31:11Remember, leave a good tip.

00:31:13No.

00:31:14No.

00:31:14Girl, wait!

00:31:17Wait!

00:31:18Girl, wait, wait!

00:31:20Think of my career!

00:31:23I hate kids.

00:31:28I'm with you.

00:31:29I'm with you.

00:31:32Your hands releasing me.

00:31:35Come on in, inviting me.

00:31:38This is the sweetest thing to do.

00:31:44That's why I'm with you.

00:31:47Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, I feel my pain.

00:31:53Still gotta see my pain.

00:32:04You're killing me in much more power.

00:32:08Slide down, my side, and slide down, my side, and when it's done.

00:32:15That's why I know I

00:32:20Sugar, sugar, stick it to my bed

00:32:25Where do you play?

00:32:28Uh, yeah, for House Bombay.

00:32:30I love it!

00:32:31I, stick it to my bed

00:32:35Stick it to my bed

00:32:39Stick it to my bed

00:32:42Are you having fun?

00:32:44I have some laughs!

00:32:45I love it!

00:32:48Sugar, sugar, stick it to my bed

00:32:55Stick it to my bed

00:32:58Stick it to my bed

00:33:01Stick it to my bed

00:33:05We've been to so many museums, it's all a big blur.

00:33:18I probably wouldn't be able to tell the Mona Lisa from Lisa Simpson.

00:33:23Trace races low at 50 kilometers an hour.

00:33:27You can't appreciate anything that way.

00:33:29Better to see one panting and really see it than to rise by 100 in a blur.

00:33:35What? What's the worry?

00:33:40You'll see the artist uses light to capture the emotion of the city.

00:33:44It feels like these colors are what we wish we saw every day.

00:33:48Exactly. It's not supposed to be realistic.

00:33:52It's emotional.

00:33:54That's what artists will be about.

00:33:57How you feel when you look at the bent.

00:34:05It's beautiful.

00:34:09And this view is amazing.

00:34:12Paris is the most beautiful place I've ever seen.

00:34:18Now this is real breakfast.

00:34:20Joseph food you at the embassy, no?

00:34:23Oh, yeah, they food us, but nothing we can recognize.

00:34:26You're a funny girl, Ellie.

00:34:30You know, I can get used to this language barrier thing.

00:34:39This has been the coolest day.

00:34:41Yeah, thanks for showing us around.

00:34:43We've had the greatest time.

00:34:45Time?

00:34:46Oh, my God, what time is it?

00:34:494.45.

00:34:50We're supposed to be home at 5, we promised Jeremy.

00:34:52We're on the other side of the city, we'll never make it.

00:34:55Hey, you, making the scene, plotting the scheme, you know what's happening.

00:35:02Hey, you, damn for me care, passion and flare, me without this bell.

00:35:10And you, your care and see, your gasoline, your burn is happening, yeah, you.

00:35:18I'll never make it.

00:35:43Oh my god, that was so much fun.

00:36:03Do you girls realize that I've been worried sick about you all day?

00:36:07My career would be down the toilet if anything had happened to you.

00:36:11Jeremy, I didn't know you cared.

00:36:13You've left me no choice but to let the ambassador know what you've been up to today.

00:36:17Oh, good idea.

00:36:19I'm sure he won't be too upset when he finds out you let us run around town all day with two boys.

00:36:25French boys. Teenage French boys.

00:36:29See you at dinner, Jay.

00:36:41So what did you learn today, girls?

00:36:42Hmm, not much.

00:36:48Oh, except did you know Notre Dame has an excellent support system called the Flying Buttress?

00:36:53The builders practically invented the Gothic style of architecture in the 12th century.

00:36:57Could you pass this out, please?

00:37:00Yeah, most of the kings of France were crowned or married there.

00:37:04Did you know it took over 200 years to build?

00:37:06Guess they weren't in much of a hurry.

00:37:08Style dressing, please, Jeremy.

00:37:09Earth to J-Man.

00:37:14Hmm?

00:37:15Oh, dressing, right, sure.

00:37:17Dressing for you.

00:37:19Girls, you have indeed learned something today, haven't you?

00:37:22Yeah, and we owe it all to Jeremy.

00:37:24Jeremy, we're supposed to meet the boys at 2 o'clock tomorrow.

00:37:31How are we ever going to pull that off?

00:37:33Well, we can't keep ditching Jeremy.

00:37:35I'm just kind of feeling bad for the bonehead.

00:37:38What we need is a plan.

00:37:40A diversion.

00:37:40What we need is...

00:37:45I've got it.

00:37:58Perfect.

00:37:58Good morning, our favorite tour guide of ours.

00:38:04Good morning.

00:38:05Look, girls, I appreciate that you made me look good in front of the ambassador last night,

00:38:09but that does not give you license to tick me off today, okay?

00:38:13Who, us?

00:38:14What's the first stop of the day?

00:38:1510 a.m., the Rodin Museum.

00:38:19No?

00:38:20Jardin de Luxembourg.

00:38:22That's weird.

00:38:23Could have sworn.

00:38:24This park sure is pretty.

00:38:30Lots of beautiful things to look for.

00:38:32Let me add.

00:38:34Uh, Jeremy, isn't it a great day?

00:38:37I mean, to look outside in the nature and stuff?

00:38:40Yeah, it's terrific.

00:38:41My allergies are thrilled.

00:38:43Wait, wait.

00:38:46Ew.

00:38:47Ew.

00:38:47Look, Ali, it's Brigitte, the supermodel we met at the cafe.

00:39:00All right, you two girls are friends with the supermodel, and I'm having a good time.

00:39:05Ali, Melanie!

00:39:10What a nice surprise!

00:39:12Mm!

00:39:12Let's take lunch, everyone!

00:39:14Brigitte, this is Jeremy Bluff, special assistant to our grandfather, the U.S. ambassador to France.

00:39:20Oh, very nice to meet you, Mr. Bluff.

00:39:23Call me...

00:39:25Jeremy?

00:39:27Uh, Jeremy.

00:39:29Call me Jeremy.

00:39:30What a fascinating career you have, Jeremy.

00:39:33Foreign diplomacy has always been an interest of mine.

00:39:36Really?

00:39:37It's a very fascinating and complex field.

00:39:41Yeah.

00:39:41Really?

00:39:42That is why I did my post-graduate studies on international relations.

00:39:46Post-graduate work?

00:39:47Yeah, I did my master's dissertation on the Middle East peace talks.

00:39:52My first posting was in Saudi Arabia.

00:39:56Really?

00:39:56Yes!

00:39:58So the Saudi prince says to me,

00:40:00we will sign the accord if you teach us the Macarena.

00:40:05I can't believe she's even buying them, though.

00:40:07So what did you do?

00:40:08Well, you know.

00:40:09Eat, please.

00:40:13We better make a citizen's arrest.

00:40:15You know, hey...

00:40:16Okay, phase two.

00:40:18So there I am, all alone, with the Saudi prince and his barber.

00:40:22Uh, Jeremy,

00:40:23we thought it might be fun if you went to the south end of Pont Alexander at 2 o'clock?

00:40:28The Pont Alexander?

00:40:30You know, a bridge built for the 1900 exhibition.

00:40:33It presents Paris at its grandest.

00:40:34Well, at least that's what it says in the book.

00:40:39There wouldn't be two boys waiting at the other end of this bridge, would there?

00:40:43You met some boys?

00:40:45Wow, you girls don't waste any time.

00:40:47I'm sorry, it's not in the itinerary.

00:40:49But, Jeremy, if we don't show up, John and Michelle will think we stood them up.

00:40:53Then what will they think of Americans?

00:40:55Yeah, what kind of diplomat are you anyway?

00:40:58Yes, Jeremy, what kind are you?

00:41:01The kind of caves, apparently.

00:41:04Yeah.

00:41:04Okay, to the bridge.

00:41:15It's sad.

00:41:16You don't see your grandpa there very much.

00:41:18Yeah, well, I don't think he's too disappointed.

00:41:20He kind of thinks we're a nuisance.

00:41:23Nuisance?

00:41:24Uh, yeah, you know, a pain in the butt.

00:41:27Ah, oui.

00:41:29Paris used to have a swim competition here years ago,

00:41:31but it was canceled because the Seine was so polluted.

00:41:34That's why the Water Treaty is so important.

00:41:37Force each country to clean up after itself.

00:41:40You know, the regular...

00:41:41I'm rambling about water issues.

00:41:43Somebody get the hook.

00:41:44No, no, no, no.

00:41:45I think it's wonderful that you're so passionate about your work.

00:41:49Repeat after me.

00:41:51That geek is a total freak show.

00:41:55That geek is a total freak show.

00:42:00Great.

00:42:01A few more key phrases and you're ready for junior high in California.

00:42:05My father is a butcher.

00:42:07All he ever talks about is meat.

00:42:09Lamb chops this, pork chops that.

00:42:11He wants me to take over his business one day.

00:42:13He thinks my music is a waste of time.

00:42:16I'm afraid that disappoints him.

00:42:17But you can't stop playing if you love it.

00:42:20I told him it was important to me.

00:42:22He says, you know what's important?

00:42:24A nice filet mignon.

00:42:26That's what's important.

00:42:27Well, I guess it's the same in every country.

00:42:30Adults, they just don't understand kids.

00:42:34Modeling is fun, but it's just a job with a very short-save life.

00:42:38But next year I'm going back to grad school to get my PhD in international relations.

00:42:42A supermodel and a scholar.

00:42:46You're a very impressive person, Brigitte.

00:42:52American girls, they're different from the French.

00:42:55They like to laugh.

00:42:59Clear.

00:43:01Oh, you mean laugh.

00:43:03Oui, laugh.

00:43:04They are funny, like you.

00:43:07Parisian girls, they walk around like this.

00:43:15But they American girls, they walk like this.

00:43:19Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour.

00:43:22Oh my God.

00:43:31Ah, see.

00:43:35Paris is so romantic at any age.

00:43:37So you really speak four languages?

00:43:42Five, with Japanese.

00:43:44But I'm really not that fluent.

00:43:58Well, I have to get back to work.

00:44:00So dinner tomorrow night?

00:44:02Eight o'clock.

00:44:06Ciao, Jeremy.

00:44:07I'd say we've done you a pretty big favor, Dr. J.

00:44:12Wouldn't you?

00:44:14Finding you a supermodel girlfriend and all that?

00:44:17Yeah.

00:44:18I wonder how you'll ever repay us.

00:44:20Shh.

00:44:31Shh.

00:44:32Shh.

00:44:33Did you get it?

00:44:34I got it.

00:44:37It's in the back.

00:44:39Wait.

00:44:39Not so fast, Jamie.

00:44:41What?

00:44:42Make sure it's all there.

00:44:44Two large fries and two hamburgers.

00:44:50Wait.

00:44:51Where's my chocolate shake?

00:44:52Give me a break.

00:44:53I ran out of money.

00:44:55Ah, ha.

00:44:57Les voilà.

00:44:59Ah, thought so.

00:45:04Le Mickey Donalds?

00:45:05In my kitchen?

00:45:06I'm not afraid.

00:45:07I think I'm going to faint.

00:45:08We're sorry, Henri.

00:45:09You're just so hungry.

00:45:10Henri, have you ever even tried a fast food burger and fries?

00:45:14Moi?

00:45:15Je n'ai pas folle.

00:45:16I'm Henri.

00:45:16I was trained at the Cordon Bleu.

00:45:18I don't eat this fast food.

00:45:20You're too stuck in your own ways, Henri.

00:45:23You have to be more open-minded.

00:45:25Au contraire.

00:45:25Hey, it is you two who never want to try anything new.

00:45:29Americans are the most clothed-minded.

00:45:32Oh, just look at this one.

00:45:35Okay.

00:45:36We'll make you a deal, Henri.

00:45:38We'll try one of your concoctions if you try one of ours.

00:45:42We will.

00:45:45Bon.

00:45:46You have a deal.

00:45:50Well, eggs with Archie show.

00:45:52The hamburger and the fries.

00:46:04On the count of three.

00:46:06One.

00:46:09Uh.

00:46:11Two.

00:46:13Two.

00:46:16Wait.

00:46:18It's called a hamburger.

00:46:20You have to use your hands.

00:46:20Hamburger.

00:46:21Yeah.

00:46:22Oh, my God.

00:46:31One.

00:46:33Ah.

00:46:35Two.

00:46:37Two.

00:46:39Three.

00:46:40Don't cry.

00:46:46Mmm, not bad.

00:46:47Ah, Joella, I told you, French cuisine is the most exquisite in the world.

00:46:53Oh, he has a very refined palate.

00:46:55I don't understand how people eat this rubbish.

00:46:57It's junky.

00:46:59It's trash.

00:47:00It's rubbish.

00:47:02Here, Henri.

00:47:04Try it with this.

00:47:05Get up.

00:47:06Getz, getz.

00:47:07What?

00:47:07Trust me.

00:47:08Huh?

00:47:09Thanks for taking us out for the shakes.

00:47:20Oh, I kind of got a craving for one myself.

00:47:24Mmm.

00:47:24I forgot how good these things are.

00:47:26So, why do you always look so miserable, J-Man?

00:47:32Yeah, why do you stick around the embassy if you hate it so much?

00:47:35Well, I don't, I don't hate it.

00:47:36I'm just frustrated.

00:47:40You know, you know, I've been in embassy operations for three years.

00:47:43I can't seem to get your grandfather to take me seriously.

00:47:46You know, move me up to a policy position.

00:47:49That's rough.

00:47:51Sort of like when I wanted my mom and dad to move me up to a PG-13 movie.

00:47:55They wouldn't take me seriously.

00:47:57Until I proved to them that I was old enough to handle it.

00:48:01How'd you do that?

00:48:02Well, I acted real mature.

00:48:03And when that didn't work, I whined.

00:48:08A lot.

00:48:09They cracked like an egg.

00:48:12Jeremy, can I offer you some advice?

00:48:15Do I have a choice?

00:48:16Hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.

00:48:20Shoot.

00:48:21Okay, well, around us, you're always in control and bossy and stuff.

00:48:27But around Grandpa, you're a...

00:48:30A...

00:48:31Chicken.

00:48:32Thanks, that's it.

00:48:33All I'm saying is that you've got to stay enough of yourself and get a big mouth, like...

00:48:39Melanie.

00:48:40Yeah, like me.

00:48:43Wait, what?

00:48:44Gotcha.

00:48:45Gotcha.

00:48:46You're going to close, monsieur.

00:48:59Thank you, Francois.

00:49:11And tell the girls to turn that noise off.

00:49:12Yes, yes, monsieur.

00:49:13Your breakfast, monsieur.

00:49:24What it blazes, is this?

00:49:24French fry.

00:49:27The whole staff has gone baddy.

00:49:40Good morning, ladies.

00:49:53Morning, Jay.

00:49:54So, it's the itinerary for today.

00:49:56Itinerary.

00:49:57Itinerary.

00:49:57What do you want to do today?

00:50:05Shopping.

00:50:07I don't do shopping.

00:50:09I do shopping.

00:50:13Yeah.

00:50:14Oh, shit.

00:50:14Yeah.

00:50:15Oh, shit.

00:50:16Oh, shit.

00:50:16You have to launch it.

00:50:16You're gonna do it.

00:50:17Like.

00:50:18Wow, shit.

00:50:19Hey, Sam.

00:50:20Really.

00:50:20Oh, shit.

00:50:20especie of swim help to me.

00:50:24Oh, shit.

00:50:25You're still falling.

00:50:26How yay.

00:50:27Ah, that's it! Come here!

00:50:31Oh, that's all!

00:50:39Oh, the rose!

00:50:43Is it like that?

00:50:45No.

00:50:51Oh, that's it!

00:50:53Oh, that's it!

00:50:55Oh, that's it!

00:50:57Oh, that would be great!

00:50:59And this one? This one for you!

00:51:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:51:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:51:05It's like that I'm side with the eyes!

00:51:07So cute!

00:51:13Oh, that's so fast!

00:51:15That's so fast!

00:51:17Oh, oh, that's so fast!

00:51:19Oh! Oh!

00:51:23Okay. Oh, just change.

00:51:25Like that. Fashion show.

00:51:27One, two, three. Attitude.

00:51:30Attitude!

00:51:32Like that.

00:51:33And then we turn.

00:51:35Attitude, attitude, attitude, always. Attitude.

00:51:39Like that.

00:51:41Très bien, Blumenau!

00:51:43Un, deux, trois, quatre.

00:51:45Photo, photo.

00:51:49Okay, let's go.

00:51:53All right?

00:51:55Attitude, always.

00:52:02The dinner menu, monsieur?

00:52:04The menu's fine. Thank you, François.

00:52:07And make sure the girls are on time for dinner.

00:52:10The mademoiselle are very tired and wish to be excused, monsieur ambassador.

00:52:16Mm-hmm.

00:52:19Cross-check.

00:52:21Yes.

00:52:22Jeez.

00:52:27We did it.

00:52:29Get out of here with your bed, mademoiselle.

00:52:33Look, they're coming.

00:52:37Remember the true test.

00:52:39Yep.

00:52:40Can they tell us apart?

00:52:41If not, it wasn't meant to be.

00:52:43Hi, Melanie.

00:52:45Ali.

00:52:46I'm so glad you were able to, how you say, sneak out.

00:52:49And you almost made it.

00:52:50Girls, where are you going?

00:52:51I'm so glad you were able to, how you say, sneak out.

00:52:55And you almost made it.

00:52:56Girls, where are you going?

00:52:57Uh, John and Michelle were just showing us where to pick up some tea for grandpa.

00:53:01See you later.

00:53:02Really?

00:53:03Well, I'll just call him and see if there's anything else you might need.

00:53:04I'm so glad you were able to, how you say, sneak out.

00:53:08I'm so glad you were able to, how you say, sneak out.

00:53:10I'm so glad you were able to, how you say, sneak out.

00:53:13And you almost made it.

00:53:15Girls, where are you going?

00:53:18Uh, John and Michelle were just showing us where to pick up some tea for grandpa.

00:53:25See you later.

00:53:26Really?

00:53:27Well, I'll just call him and see if there's anything else you might need.

00:53:31Okay, okay.

00:53:32John and Michelle invited us to dinner.

00:53:34Way to hang tough, Al.

00:53:36No.

00:53:37We didn't ask for grandpa's permission because we knew he'd say no.

00:53:40He just doesn't understand how important this is to us.

00:53:48Hello, Francois.

00:53:49This is Jeremy.

00:53:50Please tell the ambassador.

00:53:55That I have taken the girls out for an ice cream.

00:53:58Bonsoir.

00:54:01So where are you taking them?

00:54:03Uh, favorite restaurant.

00:54:05Secret place.

00:54:07Secret place.

00:54:08Secret place.

00:54:09Great, great.

00:54:10You'll be at the Place de la Concorde in three hours.

00:54:14Don't be late.

00:54:15I'm holding you too personally responsible.

00:54:17No excuses.

00:54:18Comprenez-vous?

00:54:20You have to worry.

00:54:22It means you don't have to worry.

00:54:24We promise.

00:54:25Thanks, Jay.

00:54:27Three hours.

00:54:28Toi, sir.

00:54:29Thought we were going to the Eiffel Tower for dinner.

00:54:31And so we are.

00:54:32This is amazing.

00:54:33It's beautiful.

00:54:34This is your secret place.

00:54:35You can see for miles.

00:54:36This is incredible.

00:54:37Mademoiselle.

00:54:38Mademoiselle.

00:54:39Welcome to restaurant.

00:54:40Jean-Michel.

00:54:41Jean-Michel.

00:54:42This is your secret place.

00:54:43You can see for miles.

00:54:44This is incredible.

00:54:45Mademoiselle.

00:54:46Welcome to restaurant.

00:54:47Jean-Michel.

00:54:48Zabel Fuffo.

00:54:49Angela and I were together for three years.

00:54:50I don't know if I was afraid of commitment, or if she was just the wrong person.

00:54:54But I buried myself in my work.

00:54:55Finally, she got fed up with me.

00:54:57She ran off with some guy she met at club med in the Bahamas.

00:55:01Violins, please.

00:55:02I'm sorry.

00:55:03Sorry.

00:55:04Oh, don't be.

00:55:05Don't be.

00:55:06I'm sorry.

00:55:07I'm sorry.

00:55:08Oh, don't be.

00:55:09No.

00:55:10No, no.

00:55:11No, no.

00:55:12No.

00:55:13No, no.

00:55:14No, no.

00:55:15No.

00:55:17No, no.

00:55:18No, no.

00:55:19No, no.

00:55:20No, no, no.

00:55:21No, no, no, no.

00:55:22No, no, no, no, no.

00:55:23So, what about you?

00:55:27What about me?

00:55:28Oh, please, come on.

00:55:30A well-educated, gorgeous supermodel, unattached.

00:55:36There's a story there.

00:55:39There was someone.

00:55:41We were engaged.

00:55:43Ooh, the plot thickens.

00:55:48He was a Grand Prix driver, traveling all around the world.

00:55:53And I was a fashion model doing the same.

00:55:56One day I saw a picture in the tabloid.

00:55:59It said we were the most romantic couple in the world.

00:56:03Doesn't sound so bad.

00:56:05We never even spent more than three days together.

00:56:09Some whole months.

00:56:12Neither one of us wanted to compromise our careers.

00:56:16So, here we are, two uncompromising workaholics.

00:56:23Who can't make a relationship work.

00:56:27You know what?

00:56:29Jeremy, the truth is that if a relationship is right, both people want to make it work.

00:56:36C'est comme ça.

00:56:37Tu sais?

00:56:40Ooh, the gelati looks delicious.

00:56:43Do you want to split the chocolat?

00:56:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:56:46I'm more of a vanilla kind of guy.

00:56:50I love chocolat.

00:56:55So, what shall we do?

00:56:59One chocolate gelati, please.

00:57:01To share.

00:57:02The lights of Paris are so unbelievable.

00:57:15It takes my breath away.

00:57:18Are you feeling sick?

00:57:20No, it's just an expression.

00:57:22Melanie, our band's video heads are playing tomorrow night at the dance.

00:57:30Yes?

00:57:32Would you like to go with me?

00:57:34Of course.

00:57:36That sounds awesome.

00:57:37I'd love to go to the dance with you.

00:57:40Oui, oui?

00:57:41Oui?

00:57:42We're happy for to go, you.

00:57:43I actually understand your English.

00:57:47Oui?

00:57:48Oui.

00:57:52What?

00:57:53Well, when we were nine, Allie and I went to Disneyland for the first time.

00:57:58And I thought this was the best day of my life.

00:58:02I didn't think life could get any better.

00:58:09Mmm, this chocolate eclair is très magnifique.

00:58:13What?

00:58:14What's so funny?

00:58:22Hey, les gamins, qu'est-ce que vous foutez là?

00:58:25What do you mean, off limits?

00:58:27There's no sign anywhere.

00:58:30C'est interdit ici.

00:58:31Vous savez pas lire?

00:58:32What does it say?

00:58:35Not trespassing.

00:58:37Their letters will be executed.

00:58:41Classicuted.

00:58:43I'm not sure which one is worse.

00:58:51Anything?

00:58:55I'd better call the ambassador.

00:58:58How could you be so irresponsible, Jeremy?

00:59:01Look, you want me to trust you?

00:59:04Where are my granddaughters?

00:59:05Sir, all I can do is apologize and say I am so sorry.

00:59:10I thought you were sorry.

00:59:11I don't know what came over me.

00:59:18How could I have been so stupid?

00:59:20It wasn't stupid.

00:59:21It was romantic and sweet.

00:59:23If anything happens to those girls...

00:59:25No, no, no, no.

00:59:25They're fine, Jeremy.

00:59:27That means intuition.

00:59:29Okay.

00:59:30Come on.

00:59:31Thank God.

00:59:43Guess what?

00:59:44We got a ride home.

00:59:46Um, are we in trouble?

00:59:48Yes, we are.

00:59:52Ellison, Melanie, I'm very disappointed in you.

00:59:57As United States ambassador to France, I cannot have my granddaughters being hauled into police

01:00:02headquarters, gallivanting around Paris with two delinquent little French boys.

01:00:06But Grandpa, you don't even know them.

01:00:08Sir, if I might say one thing.

01:00:10I will deal with you later.

01:00:12No, sir.

01:00:13No, sir, you'll deal with me now.

01:00:19Allie and Melanie don't deserve this.

01:00:21Your granddaughters are two terrific kids who came to Paris to have fun.

01:00:26And they met two boys who introduced them to the crazy, fun Paris that you once knew yourself, Edward.

01:00:33Allie and Melanie are so smart, so fun, so full of life.

01:00:40You could find that out for yourself, sir, if you would just take the time to get to know them.

01:00:47You are very close to insubordination, young man.

01:00:50Well, I'm about to get a little closer.

01:00:54I gave you my position paper on the water treaty a week ago.

01:00:57You have yet to read it.

01:01:00I have something to offer here.

01:01:03But I see now that my contribution is falling on deaf ears.

01:01:08So, Mr. Ambassador, with all due respect, I quit.

01:01:14What?

01:01:15Jeremy, you can't.

01:01:16Not because of us.

01:01:17No, no.

01:01:20Thank you both.

01:01:21You've given me the courage to do what I should have done months ago.

01:01:33Shall we?

01:01:40Girls, you are forbidden to see those boys ever again.

01:01:45Is that understood?

01:01:46But, Grandpa...

01:01:47End of discussion.

01:01:48Mel?

01:02:06Mel?

01:02:06I heard it.

01:02:07Sounds like a rock on the window.

01:02:15A rock on the window!

01:02:17Good morning, my crème brûlée!

01:02:26What are you doing here?

01:02:27How did you guys get past the cards?

01:02:29The Marines?

01:02:31Nice guys.

01:02:33Oh, we're very sorry for getting you in trouble.

01:02:35Don't worry about it.

01:02:37It all worked out okay.

01:02:39Except...

01:02:40We have some bad news.

01:02:43We can't go to the dance with you tomorrow night.

01:02:45But you guys should invite someone else.

01:02:49Never.

01:02:50Either we go with Melanie and Alipotter, or we go alone.

01:02:53Right, Sean?

01:02:54Right!

01:02:55Shhh!

01:02:56It's not just the dance.

01:03:03We can't see you anymore.

01:03:05What?

01:03:06You can't see us again?

01:03:08Ever?

01:03:09Hello?

01:03:10Who is out there?

01:03:12Guys better go.

01:03:12We don't want you getting in any more trouble.

01:03:21Come on, Mel.

01:03:22Goodbye, beautiful girl.

01:03:26Don't forget us.

01:03:42The soup, it's good?

01:03:44Well, I'm Thomas.

01:03:46I have to cut very small.

01:03:48Oh!

01:03:49Oh!

01:03:50Oh!

01:03:51Oh!

01:03:52Oh!

01:03:53Oh!

01:03:54Oh!

01:03:55Oh!

01:03:56Oh!

01:03:56mercury content parts per billion do you understand this stuff i didn't know jeremy

01:04:08was this smart he hides it well may i come in come in we just thought we'd get a jump start

01:04:21on packing i see do you mind if i sit down sure girls um i want to apologize

01:04:38what you did was wrong but perhaps i deserve some of the blame i should have spent more time with you

01:04:44this week believe me i understand that paris has a certain allure a way of making you want to be

01:04:51spontaneous i remember i met your grandmother here do you know really you see at the end of world war

01:05:03i was a soldier stationed here in paris and your grandmother was a nurse and when the war was over

01:05:12i was afraid that i'd never see her again and i'd only known her a few short weeks

01:05:20but i spent every last frank that i had to take her on a boat ride down the same

01:05:27she thought i was saying goodbye

01:05:31just as we passed on their lipopnev

01:05:34i asked her to marry me and she said yes and uh

01:05:44we were together for 45 years

01:05:48well grandpa you never told us that story before

01:05:53well i guess we haven't done much talking in the past have we

01:05:56look before i forget it these are for you

01:06:05i thought you might need something nice to wear for tonight

01:06:09you they're beautiful thank you

01:06:15well this is our last night together so uh

01:06:19let's enjoy it and make up for lost time what do you say sure okay

01:06:23okay okay grandpa why is this dinner so important to you well let's just say that there are some

01:06:34people who think that it's time for me to retire don't you want to retire me and do what besides

01:06:42there's a lot of fight left in your old grandpa i'll see you downstairs

01:06:45so the tin man has a heart after all

01:06:56it was our last night in paris but our first official state dinner

01:07:00grandpa's hosting the shindig for the french foreign minister and a lot of other very important people

01:07:15so

01:07:23monsieur foreign minister de bobois madame de bobois my granddaughters

01:07:28mesdemoiselles melanie and allison porter

01:07:34nice to meet you

01:07:35this is their first trip to paris really and how do you like our fair city

01:07:45patty is la plus belle ville que shaves the pain

01:07:49edward she is a gem and where did she learn to speak such excellent french not in one of your american

01:07:56schools i trust

01:08:01what is this a hamburger no no no monsieur le ministre it's a new delicacy i call

01:08:06boeuf melanie

01:08:12uh-huh

01:08:12Mmm, c'est délicieux.

01:08:18A truly unique creation.

01:08:20Bravo, Henri.

01:08:37Grandpa was doing his best to convince the foreign minister

01:08:40that France should spy in the clean water.

01:08:42But he wasn't having much luck.

01:08:49Those arguments, Edward, are excellent.

01:08:52But we're not convinced to finance it.

01:08:56We're dying here.

01:08:57He doesn't think his government should sign.

01:08:59We've got to do something to help Grandpa.

01:09:04Prince Waps!

01:09:05I understand your concerns, Mr. Foreign Minister,

01:09:18but we believe the treaty benefits both of our countries.

01:09:21I would like to be able to help you, my friend,

01:09:24but we are unconvinced that it is in our national interest.

01:09:29So, we will speak no more about it.

01:09:37Edward, what is the meaning of this?

01:09:40I'm certain.

01:09:41I have no idea, Mr. Foreign Minister.

01:09:44Who is responsible for this?

01:09:46We are.

01:09:48You better have an explanation, young ladies.

01:09:51We do.

01:09:52And it's a very good one.

01:09:53Take it away, Mo.

01:09:55Me?

01:09:57You watch all those legal shows?

01:09:59Time for closing argument.

01:10:04Well, sir, France has always prided itself

01:10:07on being at the cutting edge of water technology.

01:10:11And, uh, stuff.

01:10:15Napoleon Bonaparte built aqueducts

01:10:17and a modern sewer system

01:10:18so France would have

01:10:19the most happening water system in the world.

01:10:21I had no idea.

01:10:23And still, what do sewers have to do with anything?

01:10:27Uh...

01:10:28Well, it's not so much the sewers,

01:10:30Monsieur Dubévois,

01:10:31but what they represent.

01:10:33Napoleon understood national pride,

01:10:35and the Parisians used to drink out of fountains

01:10:38and swim in the Seine for fun.

01:10:39But, not anymore.

01:10:41Every time we ask for water in Paris,

01:10:44it comes in the bottle.

01:10:45I mean, hello?

01:10:47Is this the kind of world we want to live in?

01:10:49Is this the kind of water we want to drink?

01:10:53Where the mercury content is 27 parts per billion?

01:10:56And it makes you glow in the dark?

01:10:58I don't think so.

01:11:00Jinx!

01:11:02Uh, Allison?

01:11:05Melanie?

01:11:05Thanks.

01:11:06So I ask you, ladies and gentlemen,

01:11:09what cost is too high

01:11:10when your health

01:11:11and your place in history are at stake?

01:11:13Edward?

01:11:23Edward?

01:11:25I am sorry to report.

01:11:27Your granddaughters are more persuasive

01:11:30than you are.

01:11:30Oh, bravo, young ladies.

01:11:36Your esprit, your elan,

01:11:38your spirit,

01:11:39we do not have this kind of passion

01:11:40amongst our young people these days.

01:11:43Salut.

01:11:44Oh, zut.

01:11:47Edward,

01:11:49I have decided to reconsider.

01:11:51I will petition my government

01:11:53to sign on to the Clean Water Treaty.

01:11:55Thank you very much,

01:12:07Mr. Dubois.

01:12:08Not a great, mademoiselle.

01:12:10François!

01:12:12Water for everyone.

01:12:13It was a wonderful evening,

01:12:20Edward, my friend.

01:12:21Thank you for the most entertaining evening

01:12:23I have had in years.

01:12:25And these girls,

01:12:26they are gems,

01:12:28both of them.

01:12:29Come, madame de Beauvoir,

01:12:31before I come to my senses

01:12:33and change my mind.

01:12:35Mademoiselle.

01:12:36Au revoir.

01:12:37Au revoir.

01:12:44Where are you two off to

01:12:45in such a hurry?

01:12:46Oh, we still have a lot of packing to do.

01:12:49Really?

01:12:50Oh.

01:12:52Because I was under the impression

01:12:53you had a dance to attend.

01:12:55Unless you're too tired.

01:12:56No!

01:12:58Hey, hey, grandpa.

01:13:00Let's go get ready.

01:13:02Hurry, girls.

01:13:02I'll take you myself.

01:13:04Come on, grandpa.

01:13:04Let's take our heads out the top.

01:13:06Now, girls, as an ambassador,

01:13:07I cannot ride around

01:13:08with my head stuck out of a...

01:13:10Oh, I'm down.

01:13:12Yahoo!

01:13:14Now this is my thing.

01:13:16Wave, grandpa.

01:13:22Bonsoir!

01:13:23Bonsoir!

01:13:24Bonsoir!

01:13:25Bonsoir!

01:13:26Bonsoir!

01:13:27Bonsoir!

01:13:30Isn't Paris gorgeous that night, grandpa?

01:13:32Mm-hmm.

01:13:33I almost forgot.

01:13:34Bonsoir!

01:13:36Bonsoir!

01:13:37Bonsoir!

01:13:58Bonsoir!

01:13:58Jeremy? Brigitte?

01:14:13Hey!

01:14:14What are you guys doing here?

01:14:15This is Jeremy's last chance to chaperone before he starts his new job.

01:14:20Job? What new job?

01:14:21Senior policy advisor to the American ambassador.

01:14:25Seems I've been rehired.

01:14:26And promoted.

01:14:27Give it up for the J-Man.

01:14:28Woo!

01:14:31Hi, Melanie.

01:14:31Hi.

01:14:32Hey, are we?

01:14:33May I have this dance?

01:14:39Oh, I'm not very good at this.

01:14:40Oh, yes you are.

01:14:54I don't know when I'll see you again, Melanie.

01:14:56Well, when the video heads get famous, maybe you'll tour L.A.

01:15:02I'll email you every day.

01:15:04I'll email you twice a day.

01:15:07Three times a day and that's my final offer.

01:15:09I miss you, funny girl.

01:15:13I miss you, too.

01:15:22When you said we'd see the real Paris, I know you meant the police headquarters.

01:15:26I wish you didn't have to leave tomorrow.

01:15:28I wish you didn't have to leave tomorrow.

01:15:36To be young and in love.

01:15:39Oh, but I am, Mademoiselle.

01:15:41I wish you didn't have to hide out, so we're on the way tonight.

01:15:44Waiting for the highest to catch us, to take us on this flight.

01:15:50As we wave goodbye, our love won't be forgotten.

01:15:56Pride is there to take, but our souls cannot be broken.

01:16:00We sail along these shores, still I gaze into your eyes.

01:16:06Lord, catch me as I fall, oh.

01:16:12We sail away, we sail for the moment.

01:16:18Allie, Melanie, you don't want to miss your flight.

01:16:20I've specially prepared a patty as an appetizer and guiche Lorraine as an entrée for your flight.

01:16:30It's just eggs. You like it.

01:16:32Thank you, Henri. Yeah, thanks.

01:16:34Now you tell them, my guiche Lorraine must be served at precisely 114 degrees centigrade or...

01:16:40All is lost?

01:16:42Well...

01:16:43I will certainly miss your food projectiles, Mademoiselle.

01:16:58A tout à l'heure, girls.

01:17:01A tout à l'heure, François.

01:17:02A tout à l'heure to you, too.

01:17:06Well, girls, we better get going.

01:17:08That's all right, Jeremy.

01:17:09I think their grandfather ought to take them to the airport, don't you?

01:17:14I'll wait for you in the car, girls, all right?

01:17:15Entend.

01:17:19Morofua, I will miss you.

01:17:23We're going to play.

01:17:27Sandy?

01:17:35So, uh...

01:17:37Well, uh...

01:17:40I guess you guys, uh...

01:17:44Got to hit the...

01:17:46Jamie, I'm not going to get all mushy-gushy on this, are you?

01:17:49Yeah, the last thing the State Department needs is a mushy-gushy diplomat.

01:17:53That could kill you up big time.

01:17:57Thanks for everything.

01:17:59We're going to miss you, you know.

01:18:04Get over here.

01:18:04Let's see you back in the States.

01:18:11Okay.

01:18:12I promise, okay?

01:18:13Okay.

01:18:13We better get going.

01:18:16I miss you guys.

01:18:18Bye.

01:18:19Take care of them, Mr. Ambassador.

01:18:21I'm very proud of you girls.

01:18:23No, I mean I'm proud of you ladies.

01:18:27Thanks, Grandpa.

01:18:28You're welcome.

01:18:29Hey, come on.

01:18:30We've got a plane to catch.

01:18:32We've?

01:18:32I'm taking a vacation.

01:18:43I want to spend some time chillin' with my totally A++ family.

01:18:49Awesome!

01:18:51Jinx!

01:18:51Oh, Callison!

01:18:57Callison!

01:18:58Zeleny!

01:18:59Zeleny!

01:19:00Oh, it's going to be a nice, quiet, quiet home.

01:19:04Oh, don't worry.

01:19:10Grandpa did finally unjinx us.

01:19:12So, that was the end of our Paris vacation.

01:19:17And boy, we came home with some great memories.

01:19:20We're only gone for a week, but we changed for a lifetime.

01:19:48And we rode through Paris on the back of their moped.

01:19:52And their band played at this really cool dance.

01:19:55Okay, not everything changed.

01:19:59But hey, Rome wasn't built in a day.

01:20:02It says here that Rome's streets are paved with the history of civilization.

01:20:07And AFCA's grasslands have some of the world's largest herds of elephant, giraffe, and zebra.

01:20:12So many amazing places in the world.

01:20:15How are we ever going to see them all?

01:20:19Hey, Allie.

01:20:20Hey, Melanie.

01:20:21Oh, hey, Kyle.

01:20:21Hey, Shane.

01:20:23Oh, that's Kyle.

01:20:25I'm Shane.

01:20:26You guys want to get some fro-yo at the mall?

01:20:31Thanks, but we've got homework.

01:20:34Maybe some other time.

01:20:37Now, where were we?

01:20:38I think it was Africa.

01:20:40Allie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful adventure.

01:20:44No, no, it is not quite juicy, it is-

01:20:52Why are you-

01:20:53If I'm usually a-

01:20:55If I'm not just-

01:20:56Ah!

01:20:57Oh!

01:20:58Oh!

01:20:59Oh!

01:20:59And I have to be too-

01:21:01Ah!

01:21:02Ah!

01:21:03Ah!

01:21:03I have to be too-

01:21:04I have to be too-

01:21:05I have to be too-

01:21:07Ah!

01:21:07I have to be too-

01:21:09I have to be too-

01:21:09Ah!

01:21:10What is it?

01:21:11I have to be too-

01:21:13Ah!

01:21:13well what is it now this behavior is absolutely entirely it seems i've been rehired and and

01:21:28uh yes improved it promoted

01:21:48she did

01:21:58i know the world will scream

01:22:03girls i had no idea you like clan clans we didn't ask for grant we didn't ask for we didn't ask for

01:22:13grandpa's position we didn't ask for grandpa's permission we didn't ask for

01:22:28the builders practically invented the

01:22:33the builders practically invented the goth

01:22:39the builders practically invented the gothic style of architecture in the 12th century

01:22:45the builders practically invented the gothic style of architecture in the 12th century

01:22:50could you please stop fast please

01:23:00could you please stop fast please

01:23:09i see

01:23:13i don't see

01:23:23Strictly with you, I'll bite.

01:23:26Strictly with you, I'll bite.

01:23:29Ah, here they are.

01:23:30Monsieur, ma'am, what?

01:23:32Ah, here they are.

01:23:33So you'll see me eat.

01:23:35You want me to eat stuff?

01:23:37One second.

01:23:40Ew.

01:23:40I can't believe Grandpa had such a cow over...

01:23:52Yeah.

01:23:53I can't believe Grandpa had such...

01:23:56I can't believe had...

01:24:00Yes, we'll get back to that.

01:24:12Oh!

01:24:15Napoleon understood national pride.

01:24:17And why are you shaking your head?

01:24:20I can't believe Grandpa had such a cow over the...

01:24:35Can't believe a...

01:24:37Wow.

01:24:38Can't believe a...

01:24:42Cut.

01:24:44Can you come out and play with me...

01:24:51If you want me...

01:24:53Merci beaucoup, mi...

01:24:55And maybe we'll watch you...

01:24:58Merci beaucoup, monsieur Beauvoir.

01:25:02Merci beaucoup, monsieur Beauvoir.

01:25:04Take two.

01:25:05I can't believe you know the Dizzy Tees.

01:25:06I think their music is so...

01:25:07Take three.

01:25:08I can't believe you know the Dizzy Tees.

01:25:09I think the way they make...

01:25:10Take four.

01:25:11That's so...

01:25:12I wonder if you found my note...

01:25:13If you were in...

01:25:14I expect you girls to be on time...

01:25:15And dressed for the occasion.

01:25:16Is that understood?

01:25:17Yes.

01:25:18I can't believe you know the Dizzy Tees.

01:25:20I think their music is so...

01:25:21Take three.

01:25:22I can't believe you know the Dizzy Tees.

01:25:23I think the way they make...

01:25:24Take four.

01:25:25That's so...

01:25:26I wonder if you found my note...

01:25:28If you were in...

01:25:30I expect you girls to be on time...

01:25:32And dressed for the occasion.

01:25:33Is that understood?

01:25:34Yes.

01:25:35We're gay.

01:25:36Why can't you be like other grandfathers?

01:25:37You know, the sweet old guy who...

01:25:38Where the mercury content is twenty-side...

01:25:39Where the mercury...

01:25:40Where the mercury...

01:25:41Where the mercury...

01:25:42And play with me...

01:25:46If you are, we can climb the tree...

01:25:50Then maybe we'll watch TV...

01:25:53And I will be what you need...

01:25:57Yes.

01:25:58If you want, we can climb a tree, then maybe we'll watch TV, and I will be what you need.

01:26:10If you want to be a man, I'm just going by a man, because I know what to do.

01:26:15If we give you a man, I don't feel how I can make you a man, and then I'm going to tell you a man.

01:26:28Here I am, so I'm in my hands, because I know what to do.

01:26:41If we give you a man, I don't feel how I can make you a man, and then I'm going to tell you a man.

01:26:50What a terrible man, what a terrible man, what a terrible man.

01:27:06Kids movie.

01:27:08Kids movie.

01:27:14Kids movie.

Passport to Paris (1999) | Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen | Teen Comedy

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