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A beautiful princess runs away from her wicked stepmother, who means to do her harm, and hides out with seven little men in their cottage deep in the woods.
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00:00Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
00:10There's none so fair as you, my queen. I know that I am right.
00:14I knew it. I'll marry again. Perhaps young Prince Maximilian of the neighboring kingdom.
00:20Except for just one other girl. The one they call Snow White.
00:25Snow White?
00:27Is there something you wish, stepmother?
00:30Yes, Snow White. There is.
00:42Reichen Bass presents Festival of Family Classics.
00:48All of the tales that you know so well, features and fables will story tell.
01:12Each classic creation in new animation, today's presentation will be...
01:21The Grimm Brothers' enchanting fairy tale, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
01:28So bring on the whole family!
01:45Awake, guard! How dare you sleep on duty!
01:48Please, my queen. I just dozed for a second.
01:52There may be a way to save your worthless hide.
01:56Anything, your highness.
01:58By serving me.
02:00My palace has been invaded by a plague called Snow White.
02:06Your lovely stepdaughter? A plague?
02:08The little innocent has been plotting to have me killed so she can take her late father's throne away from me.
02:16That's treason!
02:17For which the penalty is death.
02:20I want you to take her into the woods and do away with her.
02:26Me? Snow White?
02:28Or else I'll have someone do away with you.
02:32And just to make certain you perform the deed, my loyal jester will accompany you and repeat whatever he sees to me.
02:43Whatever he sees to me.
02:50What are you doing?
02:51I promised your stepmother I'd...
02:53Unless you run away and promise never to come back to the palace.
02:59Oh, thank you. I'll never forget what you've done for me.
03:03Neither will I.
03:06I just forgot.
03:07And then, what did you do?
03:14Just as you ordered.
03:15He speaks the truth, your highness.
03:17Ah, mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest one of all?
03:23I've asked around the kingdom. I've made a thorough check.
03:27The fairest one is you, my queen. Your winner, by a neck.
03:33At last! I'm the fairest in the land.
03:37Tomorrow morning I shall pay a visit to young Prince Maximilian to talk about marriage.
03:43Oh!
03:46Oh, you'd better visit the beauty parlor first.
03:49Oh, my God.
04:19Who? Who are you?
04:26Oh, a wild beast. Please don't eat me up. Why, you're an owl.
04:33Yes, I am. Hey, how do you know my name?
04:36Your name?
04:37Is Why. Why, the wise old owl. And do you know why I'm Why?
04:43Because I get to the meaning of things. I ask why, not just who, like your standard owl.
04:52Say, what's a nice kid like you doing in the woods like this?
04:55I... I'm lost.
04:58Oh, that's too bad. But don't fret. There's a nice little house just over the hill.
05:04How do we get there?
05:06Follow the yellow brick toad.
05:08It's adorable. Like a doll's house.
05:17Come this way.
05:21Why, it's precious. Everything's so tiny.
05:26Including the portions.
05:28Why, this is barely enough to feed a bird.
05:30You can say that again.
05:35Why, look. Seven tiny little beds.
05:40Perfect for a short nap.
05:42Hurry up, all of you.
05:59Yes. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
06:03Hurry.
06:04Watch your stupid feet, Clumsy.
06:07Okay.
06:08Stupid, for heaven's sake.
06:10All right, everybody up.
06:11We have to get home and eat.
06:13Clean the house.
06:14Get to bed.
06:14Get up.
06:15And take out the garbage and get back to work.
06:17Let's go.
06:18What's the big hurry to get home if all we're going to do when we get there is work?
06:24Who left the light on?
06:26Not me.
06:27Not me.
06:27Not me.
06:28Hey, somebody ate my dinner.
06:31Mine too.
06:32Maybe Goldilocks has been around again.
06:35Shh.
06:36Listen.
06:37Somebody's upstairs.
06:40Hold it.
06:41Somebody's got to go see who's up there.
06:44Who'll volunteer.
06:45My back is killing me.
06:46I can't climb stairs.
06:48Give me that club and that fire poker and that pickaxe.
06:52Here.
06:53Now get up there.
06:54I can't.
06:55I don't believe in violence.
06:57I believe in love.
07:01Okay, gang.
07:02Come on up.
07:03Who's in there?
07:04Two of the biggest eyes I ever saw.
07:07Who are Pew?
07:11Never mind.
07:12You are who?
07:13I am who I and she is asleep.
07:19Oh.
07:19You're beautiful.
07:21I have a question.
07:22You always have a question.
07:24Who is she?
07:26A D.I.D.
07:28D.I.D.?
07:29Damsel in distress, dummy.
07:31You ate my dinner.
07:32Oh, dear.
07:34I was so hungry and frightened.
07:36Frightened?
07:37When my stepmother tried to have me done away with.
07:41Your very own stepmother told somebody to...
07:45Oh.
07:46I'm afraid she doesn't want me around anymore.
07:51Why not?
07:53Well, on the day I was born, my beautiful mother died.
07:59And my father, who was a king, had absolutely no time to bring up a little girl all by himself.
08:07So...
08:08And that's how I happened to end up here.
08:27Uh, pardon us a moment.
08:32On behalf of my fellow dwarves...
08:35Especially those of us who don't like to do housework.
08:39And those of us who are...
08:41Accident prone.
08:44And those of us who believe in love.
08:46And those of us who like to have meals well cooked and on time.
08:50I have a question.
08:51Not now.
08:53We hereby wish to extend to you our official invitation to stay and live with us.
08:59You dear, sweet little darlings.
09:03You'll have to cook.
09:04And clean.
09:05And give us lots of hugs and kisses.
09:07And tuck us into bed at night.
09:09Well.
09:11I humbly accept.
09:15Have a good day.
09:17We will.
09:17Don't forget to take out the garbage.
09:19Goodbye.
09:20Bye, Miss White.
09:20Bye-bye.
09:21Beware strangers, Snow White.
09:23Your stepmother will be out hunting for you.
09:25If we catch her here, she'll get her just desserts.
09:29Mirror, mirror on the wall.
09:34Who's the fairest one of all now?
09:37That doesn't rhyme.
09:40You're the fairest.
09:42You, my queen, on this morning bright.
09:44You're the fairest in the land.
09:46Ah.
09:47Except for, uh, Snow White.
09:50Snow White?
09:52You lie.
09:54No reflection on you.
09:55You're the fairest in the castle, but she's the fairest in the forest.
09:59In the forest?
10:01Alive?
10:02In the green, green glen, in the house of the seven little men.
10:07Snow White.
10:09Alive.
10:10The guard tricked me, eh?
10:12All right.
10:13I'll take care of Snow White myself.
10:35Help!
10:36Help!
10:37Why, you stop that.
10:40What's got into you?
10:42Scat!
10:43Oh, my poor old heart.
10:47Come with me, you dear lady.
10:49I'm so sorry.
10:53Oh, you are a kind child to help a poor old lady.
10:58So I want to give you a little token of appreciation.
11:04It's not necessary.
11:06I want you to have this lovely silk sash.
11:11It's beautiful.
11:13Oh, let me show you how it's to be worn, child.
11:17Oh, I've never had one before.
11:20Oh, oh.
11:23Too tight.
11:25It's how they're wearing them, my dear.
11:28Now, who's the fairest one of all?
11:39Why?
11:39What are you doing here?
11:41Quick.
11:41Emergency.
11:42Snow White.
11:44Come on.
11:44Let's go.
11:48What's this?
11:49A lock.
11:50Break the lock with your pickaxe.
11:51I missed.
11:52I had no idea that old lady was my stepmother in disguise.
12:02Do you think I'd make horrid noises at just any old lady in the woods?
12:07I hope you finally got the message.
12:08Beware of old ladies bearing gifts.
12:13Mirror, mirror on the wall.
12:16Who's the fairest one of all?
12:18Oh, sorry.
12:23The fairest one of all, my queen.
12:26I'm sorry, it's not you.
12:28The one who's fairest in the land is still you-know-who.
12:33Oh, Snow White will die this time.
12:37Make no mistake about that.
12:39Ah, here it is.
12:44Evil spells.
12:47Spells in very poor taste.
12:50All guaranteed print spoof.
12:53To cast a very bad taste spell, begin with a very good taste,
12:58such as a piece of cake or a nice, shiny red apple.
13:04Hmm.
13:06A nice apple.
13:09Come one, come all to the traveling fair.
13:14Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
13:15Circus, circus, let's go.
13:19I don't recall a circus wagon in this part of the forest before.
13:24Well, it's no skin off my feathers.
13:26A beak, a nose.
13:30Dance and be happy, children.
13:32And when you're all danced out, we'll bob for apples.
13:35I love to bob for apples.
13:37Me too.
13:39Bah, that's your age, all of you.
13:42Bobbing for apples is for every age.
13:45The little lady's right, Grandpop.
13:47Grandpop?
13:48Why, I bobbed for apples before you were born, Sonny,
13:50and I'll show all of you how to bob.
13:53Hooray!
13:53I have a question.
13:55What now?
13:57Isn't it supposed to be ladies first?
13:59He's right.
14:01Come up to the front of the line, my little beauty.
14:03Okay, little lady, are you ready?
14:06Ready?
14:08Come on, Snow White.
14:10I almost got it.
14:11Oh, it keeps jumping away.
14:13We get it.
14:14Yeah.
14:15I've got it.
14:17Yes, you do, my darling.
14:20Oh, I love this.
14:23Whoa, whoa, what's happening to Snow White?
14:26A beautiful fair.
14:29What a fair is the beauty of all.
14:31Now, dear mirror on the wall,
14:40who's the fairest one of all?
14:43It wasn't you.
14:44What?
14:45Until with one bite,
14:47the apple put an end to poor Snow White.
14:51At last, I'm the fairest in the land.
15:01What's that up ahead, driver?
15:14I'm not certain, Your Grace.
15:16Stop.
15:17I want to know what's going on.
15:19Here lies Snow White,
15:22daughter of a king.
15:25She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
15:28She's our beloved Snow White, Prince.
15:31You are a prince? Maybe she's under a spell. Maybe you can break it.
15:37I was a prince, Prince Maximilian. But I am a prince no longer since my father died. I am King Maximilian.
15:44Is she dead?
15:46It would appear so, Your Highness.
15:48There's still the glow of life in her cheeks.
15:50If only there was some way to bring her back to life.
15:53I have a mirror here. If there is even one breath of life still in her, the mirror will show it.
15:58Do you see anything?
16:00What does it show?
16:02Absolutely nothing.
16:03Wait!
16:05Wait! There is something. A mist. A fog. A... a face.
16:10Yes. It took a lot of doing, but I made it here.
16:15Is Snow White dead, mirror?
16:17Well, yes.
16:19I was afraid of that.
16:21And no.
16:22No?
16:24Not exactly.
16:25You see, the stepmother managed to cast a pretty good spell on Snow White.
16:31Good, but not great. It can be broken.
16:35I watched her read from the book, and she made the mistake of leaving it open to the part where it tells how to break the spell.
16:42What is it?
16:43What is it?
16:43Quickly!
16:44A king has to repeat the last word she was thinking before she bit into the apple. The very last word.
16:53Did anybody hear it?
16:55Does anybody remember?
16:57Think hard.
16:58I know. We'll just repeat every word we can think of.
17:01Great.
17:01That's perfect.
17:02Let's bow to her.
17:04Nice try, except for one thing. You only get one chance.
17:10One chance?
17:10Just one. If the king whispers more than one word, she's gone forever.
17:18What could it be, if that is common sense?
17:21Let's take a vote. Chances are, whatever she was thinking about, we were thinking about, too.
17:25This calls for a huddle.
17:26Oh, dear. Oh, dear. What was the last thing she was thinking about?
17:32Love.
17:34Love?
17:36Love.
17:36Love.
17:39Oh.
17:39Oh, I feel so good.
17:45Snow White.
17:46Hooray!
17:49Who are you?
17:51Someone who thinks you are very beautiful.
17:55I always vowed I'd marry the fairest in the land, and you're the one.
17:58Hold on there now just a minute.
18:01We saw her first.
18:02But I can't leave my seven little friends.
18:05I don't know what to say.
18:07Say you'll marry me and become my queen, and we'll rule over the happiest kingdom in all the world.
18:13It sounds very romantic.
18:15But they're really my guardians.
18:18You have to ask their permission.
18:20Sir, may I have Snow White's hand in marriage?
18:23If you'll promise to love and honor her till death do you part.
18:28I promise.
18:29Then I give my consent.
18:31Sir, may I have Snow White's hand in marriage?
18:35Sure. Providing you can hold it better than you held mine.
18:38I'd like to marry Snow White.
18:41Right. I was hoping she'd choose me.
18:44Sir?
18:45I have a question.
18:47Yes?
18:48Can I come to the wedding?
18:49Oh, of course.
18:51Well?
18:54What's your decision?
18:55I don't know where we're ever going to find another girl to come all the way into the woods every day to cook and clean.
19:02But, well, okay.
19:05And you?
19:06Will you invite us to dinner every weekend?
19:09Anytime.
19:10Just a moment.
19:11I have not been consulted.
19:14Please, sir.
19:15May I marry Snow White?
19:16What are your financial prospects, young fellow?
19:22I have my own kingdom.
19:23Is it paid for?
19:25Yes.
19:26Then I hereby pronounce you king and fiancรฉ.
19:32Hey!
19:35Everybody's invited to our wedding, including the animals.
19:38I'll wear a beautiful white wedding gown.
19:40And something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.
19:45You can wear me.
19:47I never felt so blue in my life.
19:52Hey, easy on the feathers.
19:55I molt under pressure.
20:00Mirror, mirror hanging there.
20:02Am I not the world's most fair?
20:06You're certainly among the winners.
20:08What?
20:10You have lovely hair.
20:12I'll smash you into a thousand pieces.
20:15I demand the truth.
20:17You want the truth, my queen?
20:19All right.
20:20There's no one fairer than Snow White.
20:24Snow White?
20:26Yes.
20:27There's news I can no longer hide.
20:30Tomorrow she'll become a bride.
20:34Snow White must die.
20:35And this time I shall depend only on myself.
20:40And now, according to royal custom, the royal couple will cut the wedding cake.
20:54The first piece of cake goes to the fairest woman in the land.
21:03And once she partakes of its sweetness, she becomes my lawfully wedded wife.
21:10No!
21:11No!
21:14You see, I was right all along.
21:19About what?
21:20I said she'd get her just desserts.
21:23We will not have a wedding cake.
21:25Oh, my God.
21:30Oh, my God.
21:30All eyes.
21:30Oh, my God.
21:33Oh, my God.
21:34Oh, my God.
22:47The Grimm Brothers' enchanting fairy tale, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
23:10So bring on the whole family!
23:15Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
23:31There's none so fair as you, my queen. I know that I am right.
23:36I knew it. I'll marry again. Perhaps young Prince Maximilian of the neighboring kingdom.
23:41Except for just one other girl. The one they call Snow White.
23:47Snow White?
23:48Is there something you wish, stepmother?
23:51Yes, Snow White.
24:00Awake, guard! How dare you sleep on duty!
24:04Please, my queen. I just dozed for a second.
24:07There may be a way to save your worthless hide.
24:11Anything, your highness.
24:13By serving me.
24:15My palace has been invaded by a plague called Snow White.
24:21Your lovely stepdaughter, a plague?
24:23The little innocent has been plotting to have me killed.
24:27There is.
24:28Reichen Bass presents Festival of Family Classics.
24:58So she can take her late father's throne away from me.
25:04That's treason!
25:06For which the penalty is death.
25:09I want you to take her into the woods and do away with her.
25:14Me? Snow White?
25:17Or else I'll have someone do away with you.
25:20And just to make certain you perform the deed,
25:24my loyal jester will accompany you
25:28and repeat whatever he says to me.
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