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Married To A Vampire Stranger - Full Movie
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00:00I'm back! Tracy, did you notice your roomie?
00:07Laura. Sweet! What's he doing here? Did Tracy let you in? Is she home?
00:15Tracy, what the hell? You've been gone only six months, and now you're back trying to seduce my fiancé?
00:24Is this how you get back at me for sharing my apartment with you?
00:28You know, sorry, your fiancé?
00:30Yeah. Neil and I are engaged.
00:32What, Neil? When did you two?
00:34Probably the day after you left.
00:36Oh, and you're not invited to our engagement party. You know, to make it less awkward.
00:42I'm sorry, Flora. I didn't want you to find out like this, but you know, Tracy and I just fell in love.
00:48She's perfect for me. She's more mature. She comes from a wealthier family. She's just a better fit for the Morale family, you know?
00:56You're my boyfriend. How could you cheat on me with my best friend?
00:59Careful. He's not your boyfriend anymore. He's my young friend.
01:04You two are going to pay for this. Looks like your payment comes a little sooner.
01:08Well, you were gone. I gave your company proof that you've been copying my work, so now you're fired.
01:15You're the one who's been copying my work. If you're going to pin this on me, I'll sue you to bankruptcy.
01:22Oh, your company, which works very closely with my father, has already proven that you're a thief.
01:29I wouldn't make any threats to Tracy if I were you, Flora. I might regret it.
01:36You know what? I wish you both a happily ever after. In hell!
01:44I wish you the best of luck, bestie. Now that you've been blacklisted from the whole design world.
01:49One day you two are going to get a taste of your own medicine.
02:01I told you Neil was full of crap. He's just using that bitch to earn his place in the Morale family.
02:06Lucy and I have been, like, best friends since, like, my high school.
02:11I even rented out a place for her when she just needed a friend.
02:16Forget it. I already have a plan to get back to Neil.
02:20What? Have you ever heard about Pedro Morelli? Possibly Neil's uncle?
02:25If you can crawl your way into his bed and become his wife, then you could become your ex's aunt.
02:30Are you even listening to me?
02:41I think I just want to miss some of my candy.
02:53Oh, I see what's going on.
02:56Go ahead.
02:57You serve more than a missionary as a child.
03:00I need something sweet to unsour my heart.
03:17Hey, leather jacket.
03:19Tonight I own you. What do you say?
03:22What do you want?
03:24You told me to come.
03:25When?
03:27Your eyes said so.
03:30You want me.
03:32You're drunk.
03:34I didn't.
03:35I'm just getting started.
03:36I'm getting started.
03:47What?
03:48What the hell are you?
03:51Who the hell are you?
03:55I'm forgetting this.
03:58Even though I'm remembering this.
04:06It's been 80 years.
04:08How do you look like her?
04:09How do you look like her?
04:10How do you look like her?
04:23Where am I?
04:24My house.
04:25You?
04:26The leather jacket from last night?
04:27Oh, my God. I was drunk last night. I... I'm so sorry. I... I don't know why I came home to you like that. I'm not usually that type of person, actually. I was just getting out of a really bad relationship.
04:30Leather jacket from last night?
04:37Oh my god. I was drunk last night. I'm so sorry. I don't know why I came home to you like that.
04:44I'm not usually that type of person, actually. I was just carrying out of a really bad relationship.
04:48I don't care.
04:50Oh. Great. Um, for a second I thought something happened, but it seems like we're all good, so bye.
05:00Hey, I gave you a place to stay. Don't you think you should at least tell me your name?
05:07Oh. Flora. Rose. You?
05:11Vito Morelli.
05:15That sounds like an Italian mafia boss.
05:20Wait. Have you ever heard about Vito Morelli? If you can crawl your way into his bed and become his wife, you could become your ex's aunt.
05:30Could I ask you a small favor?
05:34What?
05:35Would you marry me?
05:39Get your documents. Meet me at the courier house at three o'clock.
05:42I'm sorry. You're not even, like, gonna think about that? Like, eh, what's your plan here?
05:47Are you just, like, gonna try and sell me off to Europe as, like, a sex slave? But do you want my organs?
05:52Forget it. Leave my house.
05:55No. Uh, it's no big deal. Just getting married. I'll, I'll be there. Great. I'll see you there, Mr. Morelli.
06:05I never thought I'd see your face again, most.
06:30I'm glad you used for this daylight ring again.
06:35I'm glad you used for this daylight ring again.
06:42Yeah.
06:45What's your relationship with this, though?
06:50Okay. Yeah. Like that.
06:52Pull the chin down just a little bit more.
06:54A little bit more.
06:55Okay.
06:57We'll patch you.
06:59Right here.
07:00Okay.
07:06What's wrong?
07:08What is it?
07:09I'm not pretty?
07:11No, madam. You're pretty as it is.
07:13I just can't see your fiance's face in the photo.
07:17What? I see.
07:19Something that's wrong.
07:21I don't count.
07:24Forget this.
07:27Tell her everything is fine.
07:29Finish the shoot.
07:30Quickly.
07:36What?
07:38All good.
07:40What? All ready?
07:42Yes, madam. Your photo's perfect.
07:44Let me see.
07:45You don't want to.
07:47I'll send somebody to pick you up later.
07:49I don't want to see your photo.
07:54I don't want to see your photo.
07:56You're right, baby.
07:58I don't want to.
08:00Well, Mr. Morali, right?
08:02There's something with your document.
08:03What?
08:04Is he a criminal?
08:06No, no, no, don't worry.
08:08Here.
08:09Says you were born in 1903.
08:12Are you 120 years old?
08:14Of course not.
08:16Must be a mistake.
08:18Just make sure you're correct this before, okay?
08:20Will that affect our marriage?
08:22Oh, no. You guys are officially married.
08:37You can go now. I have business to attend to.
08:40Go? I think I should move in with you. We're married now.
08:44Move in?
08:46That's out of the question.
08:48I live well.
08:49But I'm your wife and I have nowhere to go. My roomie just kicked me out.
08:52I literally don't even have a job.
08:54Maybe you will help with my investigation if I keep her close.
08:59Alright. You can move in.
09:02But stay out of my study.
09:04Thank you, my sweet hubby.
09:06I have to go. I hate this one.
09:08Then stop calling again. It's creepy.
09:10I'll get back.
09:14I'll send you the others.
09:20Seriously? You're just gonna leave me here? Some gentlemen!
09:26I refunded your rent. Just go.
09:36Don't worry. I'm not gonna be coming back to this shithole.
09:40Flora.
09:42You need to understand that the Morelli family is very competitive.
09:46And I needed Tracy's family support to get my grandfather's recognition.
09:50You're such a small woman.
09:52Tracy Lyle, I hope that you don't ever end up like me.
09:56I'll never be like you. A loner.
09:59Oh really? But I'm married.
10:01To who?
10:02To one of your ancestors.
10:04Stop lying. You're a workaholic. Totally out of touch with men.
10:10One day you'll see. And little me will be so muted.
10:14And brag all you want.
10:16When you're homeless, I'll spare a room for you.
10:28And who are you?
10:30Madam, your husband, sir.
10:32My sweet, sweet hubby.
10:35He may be cold, but he's still so considerate.
10:38How is that possible?
10:43I wish little Neil had a great time swimming in Tracy's pool today.
10:49Flora?
10:51Flora!
11:02Flora!
11:05Flora!
11:15Father?
11:25A long time, no see.
11:27It's been about ten years I guess.
11:29Yes it has.
11:30I've grown old.
11:31I remember when I pulled you from the streets.
11:34He was a poor, skinny boy.
11:37Sixty years later, you were Frank the Godfather Morelli,
11:43feared by everyone.
11:44Oh, I'm pleased you give me what you much greater than I deserve.
11:48You're the one who gave me everything, including the Morelli name.
11:52You are the true founder and owner of the Morelli family.
11:56Skip the formalities.
12:02I'm here to let you know that I've got anything I need.
12:08You might.
12:09Yeah, of course.
12:11But may I ask what it is that's so important?
12:14We know that you never show yourself.
12:17A moment.
12:20I'm curious about her.
12:23What?
12:26She looks the same as Aunt Ellison.
12:30So you can look into this?
12:32Yeah, of course.
12:34One last question.
12:37You know I nailed them already.
12:39Nielsen's?
12:40Yeah, he's one of my grandsons.
12:42What is it, Papa?
12:44About me?
12:45Something about him I don't trust.
12:48You should be happy now that you're Neil's aunt.
12:54I am.
12:55It just doesn't seem like my fake husband is going to be much help in getting Neil back.
13:01Really?
13:02I would have thought marrying a big child like him you could have pulled it off.
13:05No.
13:06He doesn't even seem to want to be seen in public with me by his side.
13:09How can I humiliate Neil?
13:12Maybe the sweet old married you on a whim and he's the kind of guy that needs more excitement.
13:18He is cold as ice.
13:21But he did pick me up in a luxury car.
13:25He should have seen the look on Neil and Tracy's faces.
13:28He's kind of sweet, no?
13:30So you like him?
13:32No.
13:33No.
13:34I have barely known the guy for a few days.
13:37He's kind of like an evil guy.
13:41Evil as in...
13:44As in he looks like a vampire.
13:49So you're Ben Hudson, a vampire hunter?
13:52His house depresses me.
13:57And he won't let me into his study.
14:00So next he's off.
14:02Maybe he's in WDSM and that room is full of tools.
14:06Gross.
14:07Anyway, I gotta change the situation.
14:10So you're tame.
14:12You gotta tame him.
14:23What did you do to my house?
14:25I brightened it up!
14:27People get depressed looking at such a dark space all day.
14:30I like the dark.
14:32Nonsense.
14:33Come and try on these floral pajamas I designed for you.
14:36You need to put this back to how it was or else I'm gonna get you.
14:43Hi!
14:44I can't believe this is happening.
14:46What is this again?
14:47Just a small hobby of mine.
14:49Here's your girl, Miss.
14:51Okay.
14:52This place is music.
14:54I don't have time here, she...
14:55I wanna be so rigid.
15:08This place is music!
15:13I don't have time here.
15:16I want to be so rigid.
15:20I don't need to sit back so much.
15:30What is that?
15:32I won't be around for long, but this will.
15:35You can play music when you miss me.
15:38I don't want a machine, Elsa.
15:41I want you.
15:43I forbid you to die.
15:45I can make you live forever.
15:56Yes, you can turn me.
15:59But I'm afraid of the dark.
16:01I would rather vanish in sunlight
16:04than live forever in darkness.
16:10I can't let you die.
16:14I can't.
16:18Don't be so rigid.
16:20We all need to spice up our lives from time to time.
16:24What's that?
16:27What's that?
16:29Who's Elsa?
16:31Nobody.
16:33I don't like music.
16:35Can you get rid of all this flower bullshit?
16:36I thought you liked flowers.
16:37That rose?
16:38That's Dracula's kiss.
16:39It's the only thing that will lead me out of the darkness.
16:41Dracula's kiss.
16:42So you do like flowers?
16:43We can open up a workshop.
16:44You could be my angel investor.
16:45I can't for one, for a rose, Anna.
16:47All right.
16:49Yeah, I'll be right there.
16:50Dracula's kiss. So you do like flowers? We can open up a workshop! You could be my angel investor!
16:58Well, I can't go on Dora Rose, Father.
17:02Alright. Yeah, I'll be right there.
17:08Wait, wait, can we go out? Can you give me a ride? I can find the site for my workshop.
17:16Yo, baby cutie. Please stop calling me.
17:22Not unless you give me a ride, baby cutie.
17:24Send me the address.
17:26Number 78, we're from.
17:28Thank you, baby cutie.
17:32Call me that again, and you'll walk there. Alone.
17:38I'm just joking.
17:48Laura Rose and Ilse Rosale are indeed related.
17:54And it's not surprising to see someone look exactly like remote ancestor.
18:00Like a novel gamer?
18:04That I don't know.
18:06I'm not even sure he's alive, but she's here.
18:18Please let me turn you.
18:20I can't wear you.
18:24Don't make me hate you, Vito.
18:26Your life is so long.
18:30So painful.
18:32And even a deadly.
18:34But I'm sure that you will find another girl who won't replace me.
18:40She will make you happy.
18:42And she will make you happy.
18:44And won't be a burden, like I've been.
18:48If she ever appears, promise me.
18:52I could never love another woman.
18:56I could never love another woman.
19:00Promise me.
19:02That if you find her.
19:04That you will hold on to her hand.
19:08And let her lead you out of the darkness.
19:12If I.
19:16If I don't.
19:18Go find that girl.
19:20She will bring you back into the sunlight.
19:24She will bring you back into the sunlight.
19:28No.
19:30She's not the one.
19:32She's just using me to give her a pinch.
19:34No.
19:36No.
19:38She's not the one.
19:40No.
19:42She's just using me to give her a pinch.
19:44Love's postman tricks.
19:46I find that you said she's a florist.
19:50How about we invest in a workshop?
19:52Right.
19:54We have to see whether she's a fraud or a true craftsman.
19:56One minute you want to buy her head off.
19:58Next you want to invest.
20:00What did you say?
20:02Nothing.
20:04Nothing.
20:06Nothing.
20:08What did you say?
20:10Nothing.
20:12Nothing.
20:13Nothing.
20:14No.
20:15It's not a crime.
20:16No.
20:18It's not a crime.
20:20No.
20:22It's not a crime.
20:24This is what you're saying.
20:26It's not a crime.
20:28It's not a crime.
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