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Married To A Vampire Stranger - Full Movie
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00:00I'm back! Tracy, did you notice your roomie?
00:07Laura. Sweet! What's he doing here? Did Tracy let you in? Is she home?
00:15Tracy, what the hell? You've been gone only six months, and now you're back trying to seduce my fiancé?
00:24Is this how you get back at me for sharing my apartment with you?
00:28You know, sorry, your fiancé?
00:30Yeah. Neil and I are engaged.
00:32What, Neil? When did you two?
00:34Probably the day after you left.
00:36Oh, and you're not invited to our engagement party. You know, to make it less awkward.
00:42I'm sorry, Flora. I didn't want you to find out like this, but you know, Tracy and I just fell in love.
00:48She's perfect for me. She's more mature. She comes from a wealthier family. She's just a better fit for the Morale family, you know?
00:56You're my boyfriend. How could you cheat on me with my best friend?
00:59Careful. He's not your boyfriend anymore. He's my young friend.
01:04You two are going to pay for this. Looks like your payment comes a little sooner.
01:08Well, you were gone. I gave your company proof that you've been copying my work, so now you're fired.
01:15You're the one who's been copying my work. If you're going to pin this on me, I'll sue you to bankruptcy.
01:22Oh, your company, which works very closely with my father, has already proven that you're a thief.
01:29I wouldn't make any threats to Tracy if I were you, Flora. I might regret it.
01:36You know what? I wish you both a happily ever after. In hell!
01:44I wish you the best of luck, bestie. Now that you've been blacklisted from the whole design world.
01:49One day you two are going to get a taste of your own medicine.
02:01I told you Neil was full of crap. He's just using that bitch to earn his place in the Morale family.
02:06Lucy and I have been, like, best friends since, like, my high school.
02:11I even rented out a place for her when she just needed a friend.
02:16Forget it. I already have a plan to get back to Neil.
02:20What? Have you ever heard about Pedro Morelli? Possibly Neil's uncle?
02:25If you can crawl your way into his bed and become his wife, then you could become your ex's aunt.
02:30Are you even listening to me?
02:41I think I just want to miss some of my candy.
02:53Oh, I see what's going on.
02:56Go ahead.
02:57You serve more than a missionary as a child.
03:00I need something sweet to unsour my heart.
03:17Hey, leather jacket.
03:19Tonight I own you. What do you say?
03:22What do you want?
03:24You told me to come.
03:25When?
03:27Your eyes said so.
03:30You want me.
03:32You're drunk.
03:34I didn't.
03:35I'm just getting started.
03:36I'm getting started.
03:47What?
03:48What the hell are you?
03:51Who the hell are you?
03:55I'm forgetting this.
03:58Even though I'm remembering this.
04:06It's been 80 years.
04:08How do you look like her?
04:09How do you look like her?
04:10How do you look like her?
04:23Where am I?
04:24Where am I?
04:25To my house.
04:26You.
04:28You.
04:30The leather jacket from last night?
04:31from last night?
04:38Oh my god.
04:39I was drunk last night.
04:41I'm so sorry.
04:43I don't know why I came on to you like that.
04:45I'm not usually that type of person, actually.
04:47I was just carrying out of a really bad relationship.
04:49I don't care.
04:51Oh, great.
04:53Um, for a second I thought something would happen,
04:56but it seems like we're all good.
04:58So, bye.
05:01Hey.
05:03I gave you a place to stay.
05:05Don't you think you should at least tell me your name?
05:07Oh, Flora.
05:09Rose.
05:11You?
05:12Vito Morelli.
05:16That sounds like an Italian mafia boss.
05:20Wait.
05:21Have you ever heard about Vito Morelli?
05:23If you can crawl your way into his bed and become his wife,
05:26you could become your ex's aunt.
05:28Could I ask you a small favor?
05:34What?
05:36Would you marry me?
05:38Get your documents.
05:40Meet me at the courier house at three o'clock.
05:42I'm sorry.
05:43You're not even, like, gonna think about that?
05:45Like, eh, what's your plan here?
05:47Are you just, like, gonna try and sell me off to Europe as, like, a sex slave?
05:51But do you want my organs?
05:52Forget it.
05:54Leave my house.
05:55No.
05:56It's no big deal.
05:57It's just getting married.
05:58Love you there.
06:00Great.
06:02I'll see you there, Mr. Morelli.
06:05I never thought I'd see your face again.
06:29Just.
06:30I don't know why.
06:31What's your relationship with Elsa?
06:35Okay.
06:36Yeah.
06:37Like that.
06:38Pull the chin down just a little bit more.
06:39Okay.
06:40Little patching.
06:41Right here.
06:42Yeah.
06:43Okay.
06:44Now that's not a good deal.
06:45Don't you just wanna throw your face again?
06:46Don't you?
06:47Say that.
06:48Like that.
06:49Dad.
06:50What's your relationship with Elsa?
06:51Okay.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Like that.
06:54Pull the chin down just a little bit more.
06:56Okay.
06:57The passion. Right here.
07:00Hey, okay?
07:06What's wrong?
07:08What is it? I'm not pretty?
07:11No, madam. You're pretty as it is.
07:13I just can't see your fiance's face in the photo.
07:17What? I see.
07:19So what's wrong? I don't count.
07:22Forget this. Tell her everything is fine.
07:28Finish the shoot. Quickly.
07:36All good.
07:39What? All ready?
07:41Yes, madam. Your photo is perfect.
07:44Let me see.
07:45You don't want to. I'll send somebody to pick them up later.
07:48I don't want to see our photo.
07:52Well, Mr. Morelli, right?
08:00Um, there's something with your black match.
08:03What? Is he a criminal?
08:05No, no, no. Don't worry.
08:07Here.
08:08It says you were born in 1903.
08:11Are you 120 years old?
08:14Of course not.
08:16Must be a mistake.
08:18Just make sure you correct this info, okay?
08:20Will that affect our marriage?
08:22Oh, no.
08:23You guys are officially married.
08:25You can go now. I have business to attend to.
08:40Go? I think I should move in with you. We're married now.
08:44Move in?
08:46That's out of the question.
08:48I live well.
08:49But I'm your wife and I have nowhere to go. My roomie just kicked me out.
08:52I literally don't even have a job.
08:54Maybe you will help with my investigation if I keep her close.
08:59Alright. You can move in. But stay out of my study.
09:04Thank you, my sweet hubby.
09:07I have to go.
09:08I hate this one.
09:09Hey, stop calling again. It's creepy.
09:11I'll get back.
09:14I'll send you the address.
09:16Seriously?
09:17You're just gonna leave me here? Some gentlemen!
09:31I refunded your rent. Just go.
09:35Don't worry. I'm not gonna be coming back to this shithole.
09:40Flora, you need to understand that the Morelli family is very competitive.
09:45And I needed Tracy's family support to get my grandfather's recognition.
09:50You're such a small mom.
09:52Tracy Lyle, I hope that you don't ever end up like me.
09:56I'll never be like you. A loner?
09:59Oh really? But I'm married.
10:01To who?
10:02To one of your ancestors.
10:04Stop lying. You're a workaholic. Totally out of touch with men.
10:10One day you'll see. And little me will be so muted.
10:14I'll brag all you want.
10:16When you're homeless, I'll spare a room for you.
10:29And who are you?
10:30Madam, your husband's son.
10:33My sweet, sweet hubby.
10:36He may be cold, but he's still so considerate.
10:39How is that possible?
10:43I wish little Neil had a great time swimming in Tracy's pools today.
10:49Flora?
10:51Flora!
10:52Flora!
11:09Flora!
11:10Flora!
11:11Flora!
11:12Flora!
11:13Flora!
11:14Flora!
11:15Flora!
11:16Flora!
11:17Flora!
11:18Flora!
11:19Flora!
11:20Flora!
11:21Flora!
11:22Flora!
11:23Flora!
11:24Flora!
11:25Flora!
11:26Flora!
11:27If you still look the same, just a poor bad and darndest.
11:32I remember when I pulled you from the streets.
11:35Just a poor, skinny boy.
11:38Sixty years later, you were Frank the Godfather Morelli, feared by everyone.
11:45Why, please, you give me what you're much greater than I deserve.
11:49You're the one who gave me everything, including a Morelli name.
11:53You're the true founder and owner of the Morelli family.
12:00Skip the formalities.
12:03I'm here to let you know that I've got anything I need.
12:08We might.
12:09Yeah, of course.
12:11But may I ask what it is that's so important?
12:14We know that you never show yourself.
12:18A moment.
12:20I'm curious about her.
12:23What?
12:25She looks the same as Aunt Ellison.
12:30So you can look into this?
12:32Of course.
12:33One last question.
12:36You know I nailed them already.
12:38Nielsen's?
12:39Yeah, he's one of my grandsons.
12:42What is it, Papa?
12:44About me?
12:45Something about him I don't trust.
12:48You should be happy now that you're Neil's aunt.
12:55I am.
12:56It just doesn't seem like my fake husband is going to be much help in getting Neil back.
13:01Really?
13:02I would have thought marrying a big child like him you could pull it off.
13:05No.
13:06He doesn't even seem to want to be seen in public with me by his side.
13:10How can I humiliate Neil?
13:12Maybe this sweet old married you on a whim and he's the kind of guy that needs more excitement.
13:18He is cold as ice.
13:20But he did pick me up in a luxury car.
13:25You should have seen the look on Neil and Tracy's faces.
13:29He's kind of sweet, no?
13:31Do you like him?
13:32No.
13:33No.
13:34I have barely known the guy for a few days.
13:37He's kind of like an evil butt.
13:41Evil as in...
13:43As in he looks like a vampire.
13:49So you're Ben Hudson, a vampire hunter?
13:52His house depresses me.
13:57And he won't let me into his study.
14:00Something seems off.
14:02Maybe he's in WDSM and that room is full of tools.
14:06Gross.
14:07Anyway, I gotta change the situation.
14:10That's what you're saying.
14:12You gotta tame him.
14:23What did you do to my house?
14:25I brightened it up!
14:27People get depressed looking at such a dark space all day.
14:30I like the dark.
14:32Nonsense.
14:33Come on and try on these floral pajamas I designed for you.
14:37Do you need to put this back to how it was or else I'm gonna get you?
14:42Hi.
14:43I can't think this is happening.
14:44What is this again?
14:45Just a small hobby of mine.
14:49Here's your girl, Miss.
14:51This place is music.
14:52I don't have time here.
14:53I don't have time here.
14:54I don't have time here.
14:55I don't want to be so rigid!
14:56I don't leave to sit back so much at that point in time.
15:13No.
15:14I don't have my machine.
15:18I don't want to be so rigid.
15:20I don't need to sit back so much.
15:22I don't want my new time.
15:30What is that?
15:32I won't be around for long.
15:34But this will.
15:36You can play music when you miss me.
15:38I don't want a machine, Elsa.
15:42I want you.
15:44I forbid you to die.
15:46I can make you live forever.
15:56Yes, you can turn me.
15:58But I'm afraid of the dark.
16:00I would rather vanish in some way than live forever in darkness.
16:06Yes.
16:10I can't let you die.
16:14I can't.
16:18Don't be so rigid.
16:20We all need to spice up our lives from time to time.
16:28Elsa.
16:30Who's Elsa?
16:34Nobody.
16:36I don't like music.
16:38Can you get rid of all this flower bullshit?
16:40I thought you liked flowers.
16:42That rose?
16:44That's Dracula's kiss.
16:46It's the only thing that will lead me out of the darkness.
16:48Dracula's kiss.
16:50So you do like flowers?
16:52We can open up a workshop.
16:54You could be my angel investor.
16:56Look.
16:58I can't go on tour of Rose, Papa.
17:00Alright.
17:02Yeah, I'll be right there.
17:06Wait, wait. Can we go out?
17:08Can you give me a ride?
17:10I can find a site for my workshop.
17:12Yo.
17:14Baby, cutie.
17:16Please stop calling me.
17:18Not unless you give me a ride.
17:20Baby, cutie.
17:22Send me the address.
17:24Number 78 in the road.
17:26Thank you, baby, cutie.
17:28Call me that again.
17:30And you'll walk there.
17:32Alone.
17:34I was just joking.
17:36I was just joking.
17:38I was just joking.
17:40I was just joking.
17:42I was just joking.
17:44I was just joking.
17:46I was just joking.
17:50Laura Rose and Elsa Rosale are indeed related.
17:54But far apart.
17:56And it's not surprising to see someone look exactly like a remote ancestor.
18:02Like a novel gamer?
18:04That I don't know.
18:06I'm not even sure.
18:08He's alive.
18:10But she's here.
18:16Please let me turn you.
18:18Please let me turn you.
18:22I can't wish you.
18:24Don't make me hate you, Vito.
18:26Your life is so long.
18:30So painful.
18:32And even a death thing.
18:34But I'm sure
18:36that you will find another girl who won't replace me.
18:40She will make you happy.
18:42And she will make you happy.
18:44And won't be a burden.
18:46Like I've been.
18:48If she ever appears.
18:50Promise me.
18:52Promise me.
18:54I know.
18:56I could never love another woman.
18:58Promise me.
19:00Promise me.
19:02That if you find her.
19:04That you will hold onto her hand.
19:08And let her lead you out of the darkness.
19:12If I...
19:14If I...
19:16If I...
19:18I'll...
19:20Go find that girl.
19:22She will bring you back into the sunlight.
19:42No.
19:44She's not the one.
19:46She's just using me to give her revenge.
19:48Love's buzzer tricks.
19:50What?
19:52You said she's a florist?
19:54How about we invest in a workshop?
19:56Right.
19:58We have to see whether she's a fraud or a...
20:00Or a truckress.
20:02You said she's a florist.
20:04How about we invest in a workshop?
20:06Right.
20:08We have to see whether she's a...
20:10A fraud or a...
20:11Or a true craftsman.
20:12One minute.
20:13You want to buy her head off.
20:14Thanks.
20:15You want to invest.
20:16What did you say?
20:18Nothing.
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