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00:00Still can.
00:01In the tradition of Roseanne, Tim Allen, and Drew Carey,
00:05ABC introduces you to a new working-class hero.
00:09Sushi and body piercing are not allowed.
00:12You have something in your belly button, it's a piece of lint.
00:14You have a drinking problem, you don't take 12 steps, you take a nap.
00:18That's life. ABC Tuesday.
00:21Introducing a new comedy.
00:23Wait a hold on to that pizza.
00:26Where the good times are extra large.
00:27Excuse me, can I see a menu?
00:30It's a pizza place.
00:31The love is definitely deep dish.
00:33You set me up with a patient?
00:35She's just having her lungs rotated.
00:37And the friendship comes with everything on it.
00:40Stop putting your sweaty shirts in my laundry.
00:43Two guys, a girl, and a pizza place.
00:45Did you slip my shirt back in the back?
00:46Yeah, and my boxers.
00:48Excellent.
00:48After Drew Carey, ABC Wednesday.
00:50I'm David Blaine.
00:58David Blaine, Street Magic, ABC Monday.
01:23Guess who's getting ready to host this year's Daytime Emmy Awards on ABC?
01:28What up, guys?
01:31Naluchi!
01:35And the winner is...
01:36Watch the 24th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards on ABC.
01:39For each other.
01:58And now, Motown legend Smokey Robinson talks about The Temptations miniseries.
02:07It brings back those memories as if they happened yesterday.
02:11Bus tours and everybody hanging around Hitsville and all that.
02:15It brings it all back right in your face.
02:17People know about The Temptations.
02:19They know about, you know, the dancing and the singing and how great they were on stage.
02:23But they don't know The Temptations.
02:26They will after those two nights.
02:28Temptations, Fab.
02:29The Temptations, next Sunday on NBC.
02:33This week on NBC's Tonight Show, Jay Welcom's scheduled guests, Just Shoot Me's David Spade,
02:38Kate Capshaw, Kenneth Branagh, Will & Grace's Deborah Messing,
02:41Roseanne, Trinity's Tate Donovan, Alyssa Milano, and more.
02:45Your local news is next.
02:47I'm Audrey Laganis, live in the News Channel 10 newsroom.
02:51It's too close to call and the winner takes all in the governor's race.
02:54Hear from Lincoln Almond and Mirth York on the numbers in today's WJAR poll.
02:59Straight ahead at 11.
03:04As the curtain goes up on Tony Bennett's musical extravaganza,
03:07Tony talks about the feeling of going on in front of an audience of millions.
03:11You get nervous.
03:12The light's going to work.
03:13I'm going to remember the words.
03:14You get these wonderful butterflies.
03:15If you care that much, that's how much more the audience is going to care for you.
03:19Join Tony with his special guest, Patty LaBelle,
03:21Chapin Carpenter, Brandi, Roseanne, Liza Minnelli, and more.
03:24Tony Bennett, here's to the ladies, Friday on CBS.
03:30It's an all-star event, Friday on CBS.
03:33Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tony Bennett.
03:37Mary Chapin Carpenter, this is Patty LaBelle.
03:41Brandi!
03:42Roseanne.
03:43Liza Minnelli!
03:44The president just clapped for me.
03:46That's cool.
03:47Don't miss Tony and his friends for Tony Bennett.
03:49Here's to the ladies.
03:50Who can I find anything for?
03:52Friday.
04:00Later, catch an all-new Saturday Night Live with host Kevin Spacey,
04:04the music of Beck, and special appearances by Monty Python's John Cleese and Michael Palin.
04:08Your local news is next.
04:10Hello, I'm Heidi Bodine.
04:12River repairs are underway, but some Eagle homeowners are leery.
04:16Find out why.
04:17And snow is causing problems just about everywhere.
04:20The Weekend Night Report is straight ahead.
04:22With only nine new episodes left.
04:31Two.
04:32I've never had surgery before.
04:34It's the most compelling home improvement ever.
04:36Love you.
04:37Love me.
04:38And the one you'll never forget.
04:40Blood pressure's dropping.
04:42The home improvement countdown continues, followed by the Hughleys, Tuesday on ABC.
04:46But I hope you'll take the time to watch.
04:49Later, NBC's Saturday Night Live has Sports on the Burn with SNL Sports Extra.
05:06See your favorite athletes and sports moments from the best at SNL.
05:10Go team!
05:10Touchdown!
05:11Whoa, hey!
05:12Whoa, whoa!
05:12Spike the ball, baby!
05:14You got it.
05:15Your local news is next.
05:19Fox Tuesday.
05:38The next ten finalists will be put to the test.
05:41The stage is set.
05:42The audience is waiting.
05:43Now, the pressure is mounting.
05:46When you stop being nervous, it's time to get out of the business.
05:48Who will crack first?
05:50The kids or the parents?
05:52And all new American Juniors at 8, 7 Central, Fox Tuesday.
05:57USA Today raves Key Nettie as TV's best summer series.
06:01You are entertaining.
06:02But if I wanted a joke, I'd try and catch you naked.
06:04Key Nettie, all new at 9, 8 Central, Fox Tuesday.
06:06Dear Donna.
06:15Wow, senior year.
06:16I never thought we'd make it.
06:18Sanders never thought you'd date me, but you did.
06:20You let me kiss you, and I haven't wanted to stop since.
06:24Some things are just meant to be.
06:27An all new 90210.
06:29Donna, why don't you marry me?
06:30Be there for the second-to-last episode.
06:33Then go behind the scenes with Jason Priestley.
06:36Their cast for a look back at 10 years of 90210.
06:40It all starts at 8, 7 Central next Wednesday.
06:44Does this look like the face of a sex offender?
06:46I had computer sex with a 16-year-old.
06:48Was it a big computer or a little Palm Pilot?
06:50All new Alley, 9, 8 Central, Fox, V.C.
06:53You're his wife.
06:56You've made my life open to thinking about the 30 years
06:59You've been man and wife
07:01And how I've been around these 22 years
07:0523 years
07:08Since you two gave me life
07:13I'm good.
07:17I'm really good.
07:18Years ago, America watched
07:21As the Salingers struggled to start over
07:23If I and us have to stay together as long as we can
07:25It just feels right
07:26Now, see what happens when the party ends
07:29Beginning two weeks from tonight
07:31I lost a year of my life, Ned
07:33You took that from me!
07:35Countdown to the series finale
07:37With six all-new episodes
07:39Six weeks in a row
07:42If I felt the way you did
07:43I would marry that girl in a heartbeat
07:45An all-new party of five
07:47Two weeks from tonight
07:48It was good
07:57It's the ABC Flashback Weekend
08:00Richard Dreyfuss is a teacher
08:02Nobody can teach these children
08:04Left, right, left
08:05Whose life beats to a different drum
08:08A little too fast
08:09A little too erratic
08:10Oh!
08:11What did we learn from this?
08:12The network television premiere
08:14Congratulations, you found the beat
08:16Mr. Holland's Opus
08:17Sunday at 7, 6 Central
08:19On ABC's Flashback Weekend
08:22Tuesday, 28 million people
08:26Watch the premiere of Murder One
08:28The critics agree
08:29The critics agree
08:29It's a hit
08:29Five stars
08:30A winner
08:30The best
08:31I love Murder One
08:32Carlos thinks he's getting out of jail
08:34Find out who paid a visit to Richard in a cell last night
08:37Besides the baby Jesus
08:38It's terrific
08:39Riveting
08:40Compelling
08:41Everything that's best about TV
08:42Imagine Richard allowing himself to be charged with murder
08:45Just to protect your reputation
08:47He must care about you very deeply
08:49See your career guest stars on the best news show
08:51Murder One
08:52Tuesday, 10, 9 Central on ABC
08:53Watched by more people than any other network
09:00ABC

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