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00:00okay so I'm showing this off now like right now before we actually get to the goddamn game yeah
00:08there's my mouse emulator whoa I have the music turned up all the goddamn way and you guys can
00:12barely hear that I'm not messing with the audio like the music is genuinely that low sound effects
00:17even lower well higher so I don't know big way it was weird anyway turn the goddamn game off
00:25three of the worst goddamn stages in this whole damn thing I'm not even joking three of these like
00:31we're gonna cut it off with the best stage for last so let's get started with catacombs because
00:36goddamn I hate these stages yes we're going to do two uploads today I don't have the patience to keep
00:43this effing up very long the the adventures of meta took a very dark turn and I kind of want to go
00:49down that trip now we're gonna play at the Titanic and yes in this car we're going to be playing as
00:55all of the bonus vehicles which is uh broken as all hell like quite literally now what are we doing
01:02in catacombs well catacombs are the bonus stage but why is it a bonus stage fairly simple reason
01:11three of these elapse and the last stage in the goddamn game is incredibly long like so goddamn long
01:18and three of them use the same music and they use the main menu thing I don't mind that like I love
01:30me some Mario 64 but my Mario 64 Mario Kart 64 like I don't mind that so much but the problem with both of
01:38them is that they have a very limited soundtrack and that's fine and everything but when I'm playing a
01:46racing game I like the diversity in my soundtrack like it helps with the atmosphere and the fact
01:52that it's the same goddamn song for three hours straight while going lapsed I'm gonna end up
01:58like yeah sure F-Zero kind of does the same thing but with F-Zero I can't we're just so goddamn big
02:10I mean yeah it's the Titanic I get it but it's so damn big I mean the next monster is my favorite
02:16because it's the police boat and it just shoots people there you go you wanna run this race well guess
02:23what I want to see if you go into a race to get this bullet
02:26I'm in second place whoa
02:35yeah I don't know the catacombs are boring
02:41there's there's something that could talk about like how the Titanic technically speaking has the best boost
02:58but goddamn look at this handling and and I'm like just narrowly touching the control stick mind
03:18like this is bad I've won
03:26I won hooray
03:37hi hi just few a he's technically like a night version of Thunder Park which is you know kind
03:46of cute but at the same time it's like why bother they're gonna play as the cops
03:50yeah the cops you know those guys who've been annoying me this whole goddamn game
04:05you may be thresher but I'm police
04:10actually I don't remember hearing any music at the last stage I'm probably I was probably wrong
04:17boys I'm sorry but I was wrong
04:22good
04:33am
04:34bad
04:35alright
04:37ok
04:38this is a biological
04:40ok
04:41and
04:45ok
04:48That was dead air.
05:08I know, right?
05:13Here we go!
05:20The cop hasn't shot anyone yet, oh there he is, he's shooting people right now.
05:25You get back!
05:28I have to play Twisted Metal after this, I'm kinda not looking for that.
05:40I'm pissed at some of my kind of, I mean, I can do it, but at the same time, it's just
05:45like, ehhh.
05:47Hey, I've been to my last one by, uh, one second.
05:54Yeah, I'm sorry folks, but Jesus Christ, there's only so much you can say about this game.
06:01Now, ugh.
06:08Now we're gonna come to actually, the best vehicle in the game.
06:15Well, the best top speed.
06:22Again, another lap course.
06:26And it made me realize that 100%ing this game is absolutely not worth it, because these
06:33court, like, yeah, you get the okra powered vehicles, which is cool and all.
06:37Like, look at this.
06:38This is ridiculous.
06:39I got, what the fuck, god, I knew the idiot.
06:52Like, yeah, he has the best top speed, but his 30 is shit.
06:56I got, what the f- God, I knew that he did. Like, yeah, he has the best top speed, but
07:06his turning is shit. Like, the UFO had better, had better traction than this. Like, this
07:22is so goddamn it. Yeah, I think, I probably should have said, I don't know, I don't
07:32remember if I said this in the first, whoa, I'm almost out of time yet. Yeah, I don't
07:35remember if I said this in the first part, but on lap tracks, if you click boosts, they
07:40don't respond for later laps. So you need to use your boosts wisely. The problem with
07:47this game is that there's, like, only three stages where that applies. So you're
07:52gonna forget. Two, well, four. Because three of them are bonus tracks, and the one that's
07:59not a bonus track, you only do it once in the entire game. And after that, it's just, you
08:05know, up front end if we beat. So there's no real reason for anybody to even consider that
08:12design choice an option, and I don't know why they bothered to make all these extra laps
08:16bonuses. Because the next stage, uh, we're eight minutes in. The next stage is incredibly
08:23long, and I do mean very goddamn long. You can tell this game came out when, oh, and who's
08:29going? No, what are you doing? I can't stop slipping sliding. All I want to do is do my locker.
08:51Look at this! It's ridiculous! So I can play this. Yeah, well, yeah, I lost my seven seconds
09:03the first time I played this, because I was kind of overwhelmed by how OP this thing is. Again,
09:08it is the best vehicle in the game. And now we come to the last one. And with arguably the best
09:19racer. Well, in my opinion, because there ain't no way somebody made this guy and took it seriously.
09:26The dog is the most annoying thing about this dude, but otherwise, oh, it's so sexy.
09:32Three, two, one! Go, go, go!
09:38Alright, now we come, now we're nine minutes in. And we're the last age of the game. You know, it's not going to be
09:43goddamn sexy, right? Well, in theory, this age is so goddamn long. And I can believe that this one is a bonus,
09:48because of how long it is. And this guy, you know, my mom said, if I'm going to catch this train,
10:01I gotta have my nuclear power energy tank with me. And here we go. Here we go. New Egypt again.
10:11Because it's the 90s! Egypt's fun! It makes me wonder how good the tourist industry was at the time. You get an original song!
10:26There's even an alien waifu in this stage. Yeah, that's the best we see. For me, that's the one reason why I like this stage. There's a giant alien waifu in it.
10:39And if you can hear it, you probably can't, because stop that. I'm not turning up the sound effect too crazy.
10:44If you can hear it, the dog won't stop barking any time you're close to somebody. Or if somebody's, like, catching up with you,
10:54the dog will just not stop barking no matter what. Again, that's if you can hear it,
11:04because, hey, I'm not turning up this goddamn game any more than I had to.
11:09I'm sorry, misbehaved, but my doggo says you gotta go, though.
11:21Oh, damn it. I gotta put it with my energy.
11:26I swear to God, I'm not just...
11:28Journey to the center of the Earth.
11:34I hear you, Fido, calm down.
11:36Ow.
11:39Ow.
11:42I am not jumping.
11:45I probably could.
11:48Did I jump? Nope, I'm not jumping.
11:50I'm not jumping, but this guy's turning.
11:52Here we go, I think we're coming up to sexiness.
11:55Oh, no. I think I can use another level of sexiness.
11:59Oh, no, the level's on ticket!
12:01I forgot! I keep taking how long the level is.
12:03I don't even remember how long it is!
12:04I just saw what's wrong!
12:08I do know that once she gets the alien wife, we're basically done.
12:11I think she's right down here.
12:13Well, there's the giant alien ship and the old pink Crocs,
12:16who are like, yo, homie, so...
12:19I think we're coming... I know we're coming up to her.
12:21I know that for a fact, I think.
12:23I don't think.
12:24I say that, but...
12:25So far, my memory on the seats has been uttered garbage.
12:30I hear you, Fido. The red guy's right there.
12:34Yeah, I passed him. Now you can calm down.
12:36Good girl.
12:37Good girl.
12:40Dude, I got the best.
12:41I got Ewan right now.
12:47I might do it later.
12:49Yeah!
12:54There she is.
12:55Look at my baby girl.
12:5610 out of 10 would deep dive.
13:02I don't remember if she actually gets up.
13:08I think I must, like, defenetrate.
13:10Here we are.
13:11Now we're back in Egypt.
13:12Now we're saving the day!
13:13Oh, we're first life!
13:14And with that, we have saved the world!
13:24Have we done it?
13:25Yeah, we've done it.
13:26Uhhh...
13:27Okay, I beat it by 7 seconds.
13:30Goddamn fine!
13:33We did it!
13:35Now that we beat the game...
13:37Um...
13:39Time to master.
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