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After CONTROL couriers disappear from airplanes during mid-flight, Max becomes the courier for the next flight, backed up by 99 posing as a flight attendant. Max and 99 have to figure out which of 3 suspect passengers on their flight are behind this KAOS scheme. The title spoofs the film Closely Watched Trains.
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00:00Well, we've almost made it.
00:18I just checked with the stewardess and we should be landing in approximately...
00:2415 minutes.
00:28Don't worry, Busby, you're in good hands.
00:32Except for one thing.
00:35You're not Busby.
00:39He doesn't even look like Busby.
00:44Busby?
00:4586.
00:4986.
00:50Your assignment is to protect me, not go gallivanting around the plane.
00:54Let's not forget that the last four couriers on this run have disappeared.
00:58In midair, without a trace.
01:00Don't worry, Busby.
01:01I'll get you and the information safely to Cape Kennedy.
01:05Listen, 86.
01:06Why don't you carry the attache case and I'll protect you.
01:09Is something bothering you, Busby?
01:12Yeah, something's bothering me.
01:13I could get killed.
01:14And I've got a wife and a family.
01:16Come on, 86.
01:17Let's trade places.
01:19After all, what have you got to lose?
01:20You're single.
01:21But I'm engaged.
01:22Haven't you heard, Busby?
01:2399 and I are getting married.
01:25I didn't know that.
01:27I hope you'll be very happy.
01:29She's a lovely girl and a wonderful spy.
01:31Yes, she is, isn't she?
01:33How long have you known her, 86?
01:34Oh, I've known 99 since she was 24.
01:37I thought Huffaker was 24.
01:40We're planning to be landing in just a few moments, sir.
01:42May I take your cup?
01:42Oh, I'll get that.
01:46Oh!
01:48I'm so sorry, sir.
01:49Please forgive me.
01:50Yes, forgive her, Busby.
01:51It wasn't her fault.
01:53He forgives you.
01:54May I get something to clean off your suit, sir?
01:56No, don't bother.
01:57I'll do it myself in the restroom.
02:09Hold it a second, Busby.
02:10I'd better go with you.
02:11Make sure you're all right.
02:12We can't be too careful, you know.
02:19I'll stand guard outside here.
02:24Hurry it up, Busby.
02:25The fasten your seatbelt sign just went on.
02:32Busby?
02:36Busby!
02:42Oh, miss.
02:48Yes, may I help you?
02:49I seem to have lost something.
02:51Well, if you describe it to me, maybe I can help you find it.
02:53Yes.
02:54Well, it was a black attache case about, oh, so big.
02:59Uh, Morocco leather.
03:01Beautiful case.
03:02And let's see, uh...
03:03Oh, yes.
03:04There was a man attached to it.
03:13Oh!
04:14I don't understand it. I just don't understand it.
04:20I send you on a special mission to protect Busby and an attaché case crammed with top-secret information,
04:26and all we've got to show for your work is this flight bag.
04:28You're lucky you got that, Chief.
04:30I had to find an old lady at the baggage counter for it. She said it was hers.
04:33It was hers, Max.
04:35Unless there's something about Busby we don't know about.
04:37Well, how could five couriers disappear in the thin air?
04:43Particularly Busby. He was being guarded by one of our own agents.
04:46What is it with you lately, Max?
04:48Well, to tell you the truth, Chief, I've had a lot on my mind lately.
04:51Such as?
04:52Such as, well, such as 99 and I. We've been working a lot together lately,
04:56and over the years we've spent a lot of time together, and, well, well, you see, Chief,
05:02I've come to think of 99 as something more than just another pretty spy.
05:06You see, sir, well, sir, what I'm trying to say, sir, is...
05:11What he's trying to say, sir, is that he's asked me to become Mrs. 86.
05:16That's what I was trying to say, sir.
05:17Well, that's delightful news. When did it happen?
05:20A few days ago.
05:21It's just delightful. I can't tell you how exciting that is to me. I couldn't be more pleased.
05:27Then you approve?
05:28No. Well, it's not that I don't personally approve,
05:31but you know how control feels about agents marrying each other.
05:33I know, Chief, but she's a girl.
05:38We'll discuss this later, Max. We have a much more pressing problem at hand.
05:42These disappearances have all the earmarks of a chaos plot,
05:45a devious way of throwing a monkey wrench into our missile and space programs.
05:49That makes five top couriers who've disappeared, and it's got to stop.
05:53It's going to, Chief.
05:54How can you be sure?
05:55Everyone's transferred out of the courier department.
05:57I wondered why no one volunteered for this run.
05:59How about me, Chief? I mean, I really feel that I'm the right man for the job.
06:03After all, I was on that flight with Busby. I feel I owe it to him.
06:06Now that you mention it, Max, you'd be the perfect man for the job.
06:09You were on that flight with Busby, and you'd be able to detect a pattern if there was one.
06:12I get it, Chief. You want me to find out how they're doing it.
06:16No, I think the key to this is to find out who is doing it.
06:19Oh, right. Now, if I find out how they're doing it, then I will know who is doing it.
06:25Why?
06:26Hmm?
06:27Why?
06:27Eh.
06:28Yes, why, Chief?
06:29Why what?
06:30Eh.
06:31Why, if I find out how they're doing it, will I know who is doing it?
06:34Because if you find out who is doing it and how they're doing it, it stands to reason you'll find out why they're doing it.
06:40That's why.
06:41When?
06:42You can go now, Max.
06:45Oh, Max and 99, I'd like to give you permission to be married.
06:48But the department has a very good reason for being against marriages.
06:51They can cause all sorts of problems for agents.
06:54Like what?
06:54When two agents get married, it's bound to affect their performances.
06:58They begin to think more about personal matters rather than their work.
07:02Chief, that's ridiculous.
07:04You know that Max and I are agents first, last, and always.
07:07That's right, Chief.
07:08We'll never let any personal matters stand in the way of the security of our nation.
07:12Well, I'll see what I can do.
07:13Remember, Max, you to start on your assignment immediately.
07:16Oh, gee, Chief, do we have to start tonight?
07:18We wanted to go out and look for furniture.
07:20See this man coming now?
07:31No.
07:33No wonder you got your drapes drawn.
07:37Now, do you see him?
07:38Yes.
07:40You notice he's wearing a parachute?
07:43I hope he's not the pilot.
07:46Max, he's a parachute salesman.
07:47His name is Tolliver.
07:48We've checked the passenger manifest, and he's one of three people who've been on board
07:52every flight on which we've lost a courier.
07:55Well, then that's it, Chief.
07:56He's our man.
07:57Don't you see?
07:58He lured Busby into the restroom, murdered him, then put a parachute on him, and threw
08:03him out that little window.
08:05Max, how can you throw a man Busby's sides through that little window?
08:08Well, I didn't say it was easy.
08:10Here's the second suspect now.
08:17Dr. Hugo von Schickel.
08:19Von Schickel was one of Germany's top scientists who came over to our side after the war.
08:23Well, who does he work for, the Army or the Air Force?
08:26The whiz-bang toy company.
08:27Well, that sounds innocent enough.
08:29Do you think so?
08:30Then how come our toy stores are selling some of our best weapons before we get a chance
08:34to test them?
08:34Yes, but they wouldn't go so far as to kill to get our plans.
08:38Don't underestimate them, Max.
08:39You'd be surprised at how many lives were lost over the hula hoop.
08:43I'm suspect number three.
08:47That's amazing.
08:49What's amazing?
08:49How quickly they get him up and around after brain surgery.
08:53Max, that's Shandar the Great, the famous magician, illusionist, and escape artist.
08:58Well, then that's it, Chief.
08:59He's the guy that we're after.
09:01I've seen his act.
09:01He's a terrific magician.
09:02He can make people disappear just like that.
09:05That's what happened to those couriers.
09:07Max, Shandar deals an illusion.
09:08He can't really make people disappear.
09:11Oh, really?
09:11Tell that to Busby.
09:13Last call for passengers departing on flight 276 for Miami.
09:17Please board at gate seven.
09:19All right, Max, get going.
09:19Remember, keep those three under close surveillance.
09:22Right, Chief.
09:23Don't worry.
09:24I'll get this information through.
09:25Oh, don't worry about that.
09:26It's empty.
09:26That's just in case you don't make it.
09:28We haven't lost anything of value.
09:31Are you all right, sir?
09:32Oh, yes, I'm fine.
09:34I'm just a little nervous about flying.
09:36You see, I've always felt that if the Lord had meant us to fly, he'd have given us wings.
09:41That's a very profound thought.
09:43Yes.
09:43Well, it's not really my thought.
09:45I heard the pilot say that just before we took off.
09:48Um, may I put this away for you?
09:50Oh.
09:50Oh, I'm so sorry.
09:52Did I hurt you?
09:52No, no.
09:53It's quite all right, Miss, uh...
09:54Miss Cleveland.
09:55Miss Cleveland.
09:56Oh, yes.
09:56You came in second in the Miss America contest.
09:59No, my name is Barbara Cleveland.
10:00Oh.
10:02Uh, haven't we met somewhere before, Miss Cleveland?
10:04No, I don't think so.
10:06Well, that's funny.
10:07I never forget a face.
10:09Well, if there's anything I can do for you, please call.
10:14Here's your coffee, sir.
10:15I didn't order any coffee.
10:17Take the coffee, Max.
10:18Maybe mine.
10:20What are you doing here?
10:21I'm backing you up on this assignment.
10:23Uh, would you like something from our pastry tray?
10:26Uh, yes.
10:26The, uh, the cheese danish looks very good.
10:28Uh, I think you'd be happier with the donut.
10:31But I don't want a donut.
10:32I want a cheese danish.
10:33Take the donut, Max.
10:35It's a two-way radio.
10:38I think I'm being watched.
10:39It's the only way we can communicate.
10:41You talk into the coffee and you listen to the donut.
10:43Then why can't I listen on the cheese danish?
10:45Max.
11:0399, I wish you hadn't taken this assignment.
11:06Why not?
11:06Because we shouldn't be on the same mission together.
11:09What if anything happened?
11:10What would happen to our children?
11:12Max, we don't have any children.
11:14That's just it.
11:14Those kids will never grow up to know their parents.
11:17Max, this is no time for jokes.
11:19Now listen carefully.
11:22Max, the three suspects.
11:24I put one in the seat behind you,
11:26one in the seat in front of you,
11:27and one right across the aisle.
11:28In other words, you've got me surrounded.
11:32Wait a minute.
11:34One of them may be making his move.
11:38He just threw away a pack of matches.
11:40Maybe it's a message.
11:42Hotel Excelsior?
11:45Urgent, meet me in the lounge right away.
11:48Hmm.
11:49Well, that's not going to do me any good now.
11:51Why not?
11:52Because the Hotel Excelsior is in Chicago.
11:54Max, I think he means the lounge right here in the plane.
11:56Pardon me, sir.
12:07May I have your donut?
12:09Why?
12:09Mine isn't working.
12:10Tolliver?
12:26Tolliver?
12:29Tolliver?
12:30Here.
12:32Pretend you're reading this.
12:33First of all, my name isn't Tolliver,
12:38and I'm not a parachute salesman.
12:40I'm a double agent working for both sides,
12:42and I can tell you who's behind the disappearances of the control couriers.
12:45These disappearances are the work of...
12:47Wait a minute.
12:48I want to finish reading this.
12:49You haven't heard a word I said.
12:54I've heard every word you've said.
12:57I just don't believe you.
12:58Why not?
12:59Because if you really were a double agent,
13:02and you knew who was responsible for all these disappearances,
13:04you wouldn't be sitting here telling me about it.
13:07You would be dead.
13:08That's why I don't believe you.
13:09I just don't believe you.
13:16Now I believe you.
13:31Max, what happened?
13:32He's been drugged.
13:33How do you know?
13:34Because of something he said to me just before he passed out.
13:36What was that?
13:36I've been drugged.
13:37Max, look.
13:41This cork.
13:43Maybe that was the stopper on the vial that held the drug.
13:46If that's so,
13:47whoever drugged Oliver might still have the vial on him.
13:50Well, then it would have to be Dr. Von Schickel or Shandor the Magician.
13:53They're the only two suspects left.
13:54We'll have to search them.
13:56How?
13:57I could put some knockout drops in their coffee,
13:59and then after they're unconscious, we could search them.
14:01That's a good idea.
14:02But first, let's get Oliver into one of the restrooms.
14:04I don't want anybody to find out about this just yet.
14:06Right.
14:07Open the door, 99.
14:23It's occupied, Max.
14:26Hurry up.
14:27This is an emergency.
14:28What do you think this is?
14:31That one's me.
14:31Look at me.
14:32Come on.
14:33THE END
15:03THE END
15:33Well, why don't we look and find out?
15:40Yes, that's my hand
15:43Well, why did you remove it?
15:48Did I say something to offend you?
15:50Look, Dr. Munchickel, I just want to know one thing
15:58What is this?
16:00That is a gun I designed for children who do not like to wash their face
16:11How does it work?
16:13Here, I'll show you
16:14Pull the trigger
16:16What did you find out, Max?
16:40Well, I searched Munchickel and he didn't have the vial on him
16:42So it must be Shandar the Magician
16:43No, I searched Shandar myself and he doesn't have it either
16:46Well, it has to be one of them, 99
16:48And I say it's Shandar the Magician
16:50And I say it can't be
16:51But we can't eliminate both of them
16:53We won't have any suspects left
16:55Here's your coffee, Mr. Smart
16:58Thank you
16:59This is the 12th cup of coffee that girl has served me
17:05She's almost as bad as the stewardess
17:06Who gave all that coffee to Busby
17:08She's the same girl
17:11Now, wait a minute, 99
17:13That girl had blonde hair
17:15Max!
17:17She's wearing a wig
17:18You mean she's bald?
17:20No, Max, don't you realize you were right
17:22She was on the flight with Busby
17:2499, I think we've hit on something
17:26You check with the chief
17:29Find out if she was a stewardess on any of the flights
17:31That the missing couriers were on
17:32What are you going to do, Max?
17:33I'm going to check this restroom
17:35It's obvious that she was trying to get Busby
17:37Into this restroom the same way that she's been trying to get me in
17:39Only this time, I'm going to beat her to it
17:41Unlock the door
17:42I thought we put Tolliver in here
17:48Must have been the other restroom
17:49No, Max, it was this one
17:50But he's gone
17:52How could he be?
17:54Obviously, the same way they got rid of Busby
17:57And the other couriers
17:58A sliding panel or something
17:59I've got to search this room
18:01Max, do you think you ought to go in there?
18:02After 12 cups of coffee
18:04I have to
18:0599 calling control
18:2099 calling control
18:21Call for the chief on the sandwich phone
18:23I'm glad you called, 99
18:25I was just going to call you
18:26I received permission for you and Max to get married
18:29Oh, chief, that's wonderful news
18:31I can't wait to tell Max
18:3399, can you talk a little louder?
18:34I'm having trouble hearing you
18:35No, I'm talking as loud as I dare
18:37Oh, well, hold on a moment
18:38All right, go ahead
18:46We think that the hostess is involved in this
18:48I'll check into it
18:49Can you hold on, 99?
18:5299?
18:52Can you hear me, 99?
18:5599
18:55Smart's in the restroom
19:05Check
19:06Smart's in the restroom
19:07Right
19:08Bomb's awake
19:29Smart's in the restroom
19:31Nah, but I've got you
19:31No, no, no должно be
19:33No, no, no, no voulez
19:33Garth
19:36No, no, no, no2017
19:50No içinde
19:52No hostage
20:23I found out how they're doing it.
20:42Smart.
20:44Yes, Miss Cleveland, I'm alive.
20:46And you need a new roll of towels in the restroom.
20:49Mr. Smart, I have something for you.
20:52Get in here.
20:53Oh, I hope it's not more coffee.
21:05Well, Miss Cleveland, I think this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are the chaos agent we are looking for.
21:11She's not the only one, Max.
21:12Right, 99.
21:13Miss Cleveland and Shandar the magician.
21:15And the pilot.
21:15The pilot?
21:16Yes.
21:17Well, that makes Miss Cleveland the pilot and Shandar the magician.
21:20And the co-pilot.
21:22The co-pilot.
21:23Yes.
21:23That makes Miss Cleveland the pilot, the co-pilot and Shandar the magician.
21:28Well, it seems you have us outnumbered, Miss Cleveland.
21:32I think you better give up.
21:33You seem to forget, Mr. Smart.
21:35I'm holding your gun.
21:36Not exactly, Miss Cleveland.
21:38Pull the trigger.
21:43What a fool.
21:44Good work, 99.
21:53Max, where did you get that gun?
21:55From Dr. Von Schickel.
21:56You keep her covered, 99.
21:58I'm going to take care of the pilot and the co-pilot.
22:00And maybe Shandar the magician.
22:05All right, stay right where you are.
22:07I've got you covered.
22:07Oh!
22:13Oh!
22:28Oh!
22:45Oh!
22:47Oh!
22:47Oh!
22:50Oh, my God.
23:20Oh, my God.
23:50Oh, my God.
24:20Oh, my God.
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