Crashing

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Un apprenti comique se retrouve sans appartement après avoir surpris sa femme dans une situation compromettante. Il met tout en oeuvre pour percer dans le monde du stand-up à New York. Grâce à sa persévérance sans faille, il arrive à se produire dans un club, où il rencontre le célèbre Artie Lange...

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00:00My wife slept with somebody else today.

00:02I caught her today.

00:04Oh my god, Peter!

00:05Sweetest.

00:06I thought you were going to be writing jokes at the library.

00:08What are you doing?

00:09What?

00:10Who is this?

00:11Uh...

00:12Oh boy.

00:13Yeah, oh boy.

00:14Go write some jokes.

00:16I've literally never done anything without her.

00:18I have a plan.

00:19I'll be a comedian.

00:22That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

00:24Take these flyers and if you get five paying customers, they'll put you on stage.

00:27Got a great live comedy show?

00:28I've been working on this corner.

00:30Walk away.

00:31Somebody trying to shake me from my corner.

00:33What are you talking about?

00:34You and The Wire.

00:35I haven't seen The Wire.

00:36What?

00:37There's no good way to tell people you haven't seen The Wire.

00:39I'm going through a divorce.

00:40I'm kind of floating around.

00:41You can crash at my place.

00:42There's laundry downstairs.

00:43You're going to want to do that right away.

00:45Don't sleep on that pillow.

00:46I'll put your face in this pillow, bitch.

00:47What's happening to this pillow?

00:49Hey.

00:50Good morning, little fella.

00:52Get on up here.

00:54Get over here, man.

00:55You want me to come on your podcast?

00:57I did everything I was supposed to.

00:58I didn't drink.

00:59I didn't smoke.

01:00I didn't have sex.

01:01Oh, my God.

01:02I missed rye humping.

01:03Me too.

01:04I missed the third grade.

01:05Is this the low or is this the high?

01:08I want to experience new things.

01:09You were blocked.

01:10I was trying to free you.

01:12Just let it go.

01:13Let's do it!

01:14I'm doing okay, actually.

01:15Without the lower arena.

01:17Look at us.

01:18Standing around the corner, eating street food.

01:20We're going to do a set tonight at a club in Manhattan.

01:22Follow in the dream.

01:23We're grinding it out.

01:24I'm happy to be with you guys.

01:26What's wrong with you?

01:27Spin for the tl yours, man.

01:29What's wrong with you, man?

01:30You love you.

01:31I like you.

01:32I'm Londra.

01:33I love you.

01:34I love you.

01:35I love you.

01:36I love you.

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