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My Cold CEO Is My Baby’s Dad – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:26The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end.
00:00:31You mean nothing at all?
00:00:33Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:36You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:38I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:40I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:45No, no, no.
00:00:46Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:51Bye.
00:00:51I don't need any special services from the waitress.
00:00:56I don't need any special services from the waitress.
00:00:59I don't need any special services from the waitress.
00:01:01I don't need any special services from the waitress.
00:01:04I don't need any special services from the waitress.
00:01:06I don't need any special services from the waitress.
00:01:08I don't need any special services from the waitress.
00:01:10I don't need any special services from the waitress.
00:01:12Oh.
00:01:22What?
00:01:22Whoa.
00:01:42Hey, Mom, are we coming back to find Daddy?
00:01:57Honey, I told you this before.
00:02:00I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:02But you have a token.
00:02:04You mean the ring?
00:02:06Do you know that that's lost?
00:02:10Oh.
00:02:14K Group at record high profits this year,
00:02:16thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King,
00:02:19who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:24Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:26He looks just like me.
00:02:28I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:30Okay. Then who is my dad?
00:02:35I can't believe Blair drugged me
00:02:37so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:40Come on, pretty girl.
00:02:44Get on over here.
00:02:46Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:02:50Oh, crap.
00:02:52Okay, I'm gonna go soon.
00:02:54Cynthia won't be here, okay?
00:02:56Be good.
00:02:57Oh, okay.
00:02:58I'm gonna go soon.
00:03:00Cynthia won't be here, okay?
00:03:02Be good.
00:03:03Okay.
00:03:04What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:07Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:11Do you have any idea how much this stress cost?
00:03:13I'm so sorry. I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:15Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:17I'm so sorry. I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:19You have a nice face. Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:21Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:23Ma'am, I don't think that stain is gonna come out.
00:03:25But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:26Clean it.
00:03:28Of course it can.
00:03:29Okay, I'm gonna go soon.
00:03:30I'm gonna go soon.
00:03:31I'm gonna go soon.
00:03:32I'm so sorry.
00:03:33I'm so sorry I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:34Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:36Do you have any idea how much this stress cost?
00:03:38I'm so sorry. I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:40You have a nice face.
00:03:42Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:45Trying to claw your way into high society, I see.
00:03:48Ma'am, I don't think that stain is gonna come out.
00:03:51But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:53Clean it?
00:03:54Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it. You think you can clean the dress with what your dish soap?
00:04:01My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me
00:04:04Raymond? Interesting. I didn't know you were into these low-lives, Raymond. A pity, considering your mother's more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:29You Calvins need my family, Alicia. It's not the other way around. It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:37Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage, I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:44I'll let you off the hook this time. There won't be a next.
00:04:52I'm sorry, excuse me. Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:57I... I don't think so.
00:05:00Right, of course.
00:05:03Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else. Carry on.
00:05:08Miranda?
00:05:10Miranda.
00:05:13Wow, Miranda. And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:21Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:23Why bother coming back to L.A.? Did you find another target? Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:30Miranda, what are you...
00:05:32Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink? Chardonnay?
00:05:36Sure.
00:05:40Don't think Patrick's going to come crawling back to you just because you're back. We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:47Congratulations. That's none of my business. Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:51If you take one look at my fiancée, I will make your life a living hell. Do you understand?
00:05:58Let go of me.
00:05:59You're fired.
00:06:04What? Why?
00:06:05Do you know who you just insulted? That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:09But didn't she say she'll let it slide? It was an accident.
00:06:12Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:15This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company. Do you understand?
00:06:20Please, sir, give me another chance. I can't lose this job.
00:06:24You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:29If you are serious about this position, we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:35I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:41In your dreams, perv.
00:06:45I'm sorry, excuse me. Have we met somewhere before?
00:07:01Sir, your mother just called. She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:06Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:08I know, but she's already...
00:07:09Steve, can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:13I'm trying to get some peace and quiet, and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:18You understand?
00:07:19Yes, sir. I'll try.
00:07:27What am I going to do? Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:29You do have an impressive academic record, but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:07:59how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:08:02Really?
00:08:03Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:05You can start today.
00:08:08Great.
00:08:09I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:14How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:26We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:28Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:31When's the submission?
00:08:32It's today, sir.
00:08:33Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:35Blanca's not coming?
00:08:37I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:38Yeah, send her in.
00:08:50Newbie.
00:08:55You?
00:09:00You?
00:09:02Sir, do you know her?
00:09:04Yes.
00:09:05No.
00:09:09We just met yesterday.
00:09:11That's it.
00:09:13You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:23So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress,
00:09:28and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:32Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:35And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:37This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:41Are you a spy?
00:09:42What?
00:09:43No.
00:09:44I just work two jobs.
00:09:46Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:10:04What?
00:10:06No.
00:10:07My boss will fire me.
00:10:08That's not my problem.
00:10:10Wait.
00:10:11No.
00:10:13Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:14No, no, this is, this is my first date.
00:10:17Please, I need the money.
00:10:19You're beautiful, and you seem smart.
00:10:23So, tell me.
00:10:28Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:34Let's go.
00:10:36Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:38Yes, sir.
00:10:38What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:59Good grief.
00:11:00Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.
00:11:03Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:07Get out of my face.
00:11:08Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:29We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:32Yes, of course.
00:11:34Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:36I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:38Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:40You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:44Raymond.
00:11:45Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:46Mm, this is his home.
00:11:50Oh, my baby.
00:11:59Good try, small mother bear.
00:12:01You watch me now a little bit.
00:12:03Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:21Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:23Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:33Why is my floor wet?
00:12:57Why is my floor wet?
00:12:57Why is my floor wet?
00:13:03Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:09Yes, sir.
00:13:12And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:14Take care of her yourself.
00:13:20I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:23But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:30But I was just on my...
00:13:31There's nothing I can do.
00:13:34Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:38We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:41What are you doing in my house?
00:13:49I'm working.
00:13:50Or, I was.
00:13:53So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:56Well, let's see, your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm, and now I'm here.
00:14:09And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:12I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:15It's okay.
00:14:17I understand.
00:14:19I'll leave now.
00:14:20Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:29Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:30About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:41How about this?
00:14:42You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K Group office.
00:14:47I'll even double your pay.
00:14:51Really?
00:14:55Thank you so much.
00:14:56Okay.
00:15:08She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago.
00:15:12Didn't finish her degree.
00:15:14Now works part-time here and there.
00:15:16And she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:20Who is she?
00:15:21And who sent her?
00:15:23Look, I want details.
00:15:26Specifically who she associates with.
00:15:29Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:32Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:36Sir?
00:15:38She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:40I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:44So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:49Yes, sir.
00:15:50And one last thing.
00:15:52Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:56Patrick and Blair.
00:16:00I'll be there.
00:16:02Yes, sir.
00:16:10Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:21What are you, a maid?
00:16:25Hey, where are you going?
00:16:27Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:29Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:31That's more like it.
00:16:40Excuse me.
00:16:52Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:55Of course, I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:17:07Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:17:10What an insufferable bitch.
00:17:12What are you talking about?
00:17:14Miranda, what were you thinking?
00:17:29Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:34So?
00:17:35I am so sorry.
00:17:37Why didn't you stop by the K-Group like I asked you to?
00:17:41Because I've been busy.
00:17:43I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:44Oh, okay, so it's my fault now?
00:17:46No, no, not at all.
00:17:50You know, I would stay sharp if I was you,
00:17:55because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:18:00You know what?
00:18:02I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:18:05I quit.
00:18:09We'll be back.
00:18:10Maybe a little spy game isn't over.
00:18:19Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:21Let me help you.
00:18:22Don't.
00:18:22Don't touch me.
00:18:29Okay, you can do this.
00:18:31You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:33You can do this for Kirk, for a better life.
00:18:36I can handle it myself.
00:18:38Where's Patrick?
00:18:39I don't know.
00:18:40He's not here yet.
00:18:41Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:49Three, two, one.
00:18:55Welcome back.
00:18:57Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:59Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:19:01Do you have a preference?
00:19:05Anyone will do.
00:19:11I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier, and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:19Well, keep this up, and I might consider it.
00:19:22Miranda?
00:19:23Miranda?
00:19:28Miranda?
00:19:29Hey, cousin.
00:19:34Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:39Miranda?
00:19:40Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:42She's just a maid.
00:19:43Hello?
00:19:44Hello?
00:19:45Yes?
00:19:46What?
00:19:46Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:47What?
00:19:48Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:50Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:51Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:52Here we go.
00:19:56You're being rude.
00:20:10Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:20:13No one's stopping you.
00:20:15My apologies.
00:20:17Your wallet, sir.
00:20:18Much better.
00:20:21Oh, and another thing?
00:20:24Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:26You work for me.
00:20:26I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:43How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:46Drop the act.
00:20:47You think I don't know what you're up to, trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed,
00:20:50just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:52I...
00:20:52Patrick's with me now.
00:20:54So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:56You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:58Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:21:04I'm warning you, stay away from the King family.
00:21:07If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:21:09You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:24Miranda.
00:21:24If you need money, I can lend you some money.
00:21:27If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:31You don't have to work here.
00:21:32Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:37Stop it.
00:21:37You're gonna get me fired.
00:21:39You're a guest here.
00:21:41You left without saying a word.
00:21:44Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:46But was that a lie?
00:21:47What really happened?
00:21:49I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:51It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:53You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:54There's no hope for us.
00:21:56That's not true.
00:21:58I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:22:02Just stop it.
00:22:03Come on, please, Miranda.
00:22:04What the hell is going on here?
00:22:14You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:19You are fired.
00:22:21Get the hell out of here.
00:22:29Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:32Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:34Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:59Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:23:01A waiter at a high-end club.
00:23:03Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:23:06What do you say?
00:23:07I...
00:23:07Like, really rich guys.
00:23:10The kind that tip a lot.
00:23:13How long is the shift?
00:23:14Just a night.
00:23:15A few hours tops.
00:23:17They're hosting a big event downtown
00:23:19and are super short-staffed.
00:23:21Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:23It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:26$1,500.
00:23:31Okay, I'm in.
00:23:33God, I mean, shorter than I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:36Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:38Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:40Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:43Yeah, you know what?
00:23:43Forget the drinks.
00:23:44I understand you learn ballet, yeah?
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:47We need you for something else,
00:23:49and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:51$3,000?
00:23:52Mm-hmm.
00:23:52What do I have to do?
00:23:54Dance.
00:23:55My what?
00:24:00Hello and welcome.
00:24:01We hope you enjoy the show.
00:24:05It's just one night.
00:24:07It's just for the money.
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00:24:18They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:32That one, hey?
00:24:39She must be new.
00:24:40You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:43She's still good though.
00:24:43give me a vip room yes sir right away anything else i want that dancer
00:24:54oh good choice
00:24:59sir i said i'd only be a waiter and the dancing was already like a little bit much this client
00:25:13is willing to pay five thousand dollars five thousand dollars for what exactly well don't
00:25:18worry about it i know these guys they're very rich just think how lucky you are to be in
00:25:23this position it's miranda yes it's not a big deal just remember to service him very well
00:25:29and remember women would line up for miles for this opportunity
00:25:43tell me though why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask i uh have a scar and it's
00:25:53it's really it's really gross and disgusting what a shame good thing you got a good figure
00:25:58though yeah you know i can get someone else if you prefer you uh see that cutie over there
00:26:05that's your most distinguished guest tonight if you uh make him happy he'll get you eight
00:26:16grand eight grand not five so what like pour drinks is that what your manager said okay then
00:26:24yeah go in there pour in your drink
00:26:27let go let me see the scar no sir you you really don't want to see it
00:26:40so you're an exotic dancer now tell me how did your handler find me here what handler i work
00:26:53here okay blair fired me and i needed the money what
00:26:57what i told you to ignore them you work for me you remember yeah well it's kind of hard to ignore
00:27:07blair when she's screaming in your face okay just let me go you can keep your eight grand
00:27:11no no no no no no no i cannot get fired from this job too you're gonna make me pay for these damages
00:27:17god raymond king why do you make everything worse huh why are you always buzzing around
00:27:21why can't you just ow no stop touching the glass here
00:27:25look i'll pay for the damages just just come back to work at my place
00:27:31what you want to rehire me so you can sleep with me no well that is a good suggestion no no no i meant
00:27:40just come work for me and me alone no absolutely not if i go back and work for you i'm gonna be dead
00:27:47before i'm 30. hey no hey look everybody has a price how much should it cost
00:27:52how much should it cost to get you in here with me
00:27:54don't mind me carry on get out okay
00:28:04how much should it cost miranda just tell me
00:28:07okay fine ten thousand a day and then i'll go back and i'll work for you
00:28:12deal
00:28:13starting today you belong to me
00:28:21what is wrong with you well i'm assuming that's a yes should we send someone to chase it down or
00:28:32no no she's actually my housemaid she'll be back
00:28:37what you just got rehired miranda why do you want to quit already how about you put in a two
00:28:46please i can't do this anymore i'm just here to return this
00:28:50we should get mr king's opinion on this no please this is not worth his time
00:28:57turns out you really are raymond's housemate what a plot twist not only did you throw a tantrum at
00:29:05the nightclub last night but you also shit him and ran off i like that what are you doing here
00:29:13you know i think little raymond is into you great well i'm not interested in him
00:29:19so i hear that you want to quit
00:29:34all right well how about you stop by hr at the k group on your way out to set up a court date
00:29:42you're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus
00:29:47why would you let her quit raymond dude don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate
00:29:53i mean it was a kind of uh weird kink you had i assume you have a good lawyer yes
00:30:04what i was trying to say she should be living in a luxury house driving luxury cars you know
00:30:10waited on hand and foot by servants instead you have her here working as a servant
00:30:15why don't you just give it to me you know i'll take better care of her and make her happier than you
00:30:21can make it all right all right i'll stop trying to poach your housemate i'm just here to work i'm not
00:30:26interested in either of you you're interested in making money though
00:30:31you know what i'm gonna go
00:30:37fine
00:30:44thought you'd be avoiding me since last night
00:30:56working at the club was just a one-time thing
00:31:00oh well you don't look like a rookie oh so you're experienced no wonder you're very handy
00:31:07that's not important we had a deal last night you remember
00:31:12i don't remember agreeing to anything you remember taking my black card
00:31:19get changed
00:31:22i am not doing some weird role play with you oh okay so you're uh fantasizing about me now
00:31:37what's this for well i have a family gathering tonight to celebrate patrick and blair getting engaged and
00:31:47i need a date
00:31:49and you want me yes well i'm sorry sir but i have to head home
00:31:55i have a son to take care of if you don't remember and the nanny gets off at six so find someone else
00:32:01you work for me
00:32:03why would i hire anybody else when i've got you
00:32:07because i'm your maid i mean what would people think
00:32:10i'll take care of it don't worry
00:32:12but i have to
00:32:13unless
00:32:14you can think of
00:32:16another way
00:32:18that
00:32:19you'd like to work for me tonight
00:32:22fine
00:32:29let's see if it fits first
00:32:32you
00:32:45you
00:32:45you
00:32:59this is your engagement party blair don't be impulsive but raymond is head of the king family
00:33:09if miranda marries him then i'll be under forever okay even so you can't go against him maybe just
00:33:16not so direct patrick is second in line to inherit k group and now that i'm his fiance i can't let
00:33:21miranda ruin us okay you need to calm down calm down if patrick finds out that we set up miranda to
00:33:29leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep he'll leave me i we worked so hard to get to where
00:33:36we're at today if i don't marry into the king family we'll be bankrupt raymond did you bring
00:33:45your maid to my engagement party don't you think that's a little inappropriate blair stop saying
00:33:53that everything's fine everyone emotions are just running high today fine then how come i keep seeing
00:34:03you stare at that third-rate war don't think you can pull one over on me gold-digging bitch i know
00:34:12about your scandal and i'll release it you mean the one you orchestrated blair don't think you
00:34:17can weasel your way out of this one hey blair jesus have you lost your mind have you forgotten what day
00:34:24it is today come on let's go i'm sorry do you know patrick and what's that scandal that blair was
00:34:37talking about i have no clue what she's talking about and i'm not involved with patrick in any way
00:34:42maybe it's what patrick said emotions are a little high today
00:34:47cheers to my engagement so happy you could make it thank you for having me yeah of course
00:34:57i mean it could be bigger but you know anyways
00:35:02whose little brat are you
00:35:06whose little brat are you let me go let me go what you've never seen a cake before that's expensive
00:35:15don't you understand more expensive than your life
00:35:17let go me lady where are your parents he's just lost i'll go find his parents
00:35:26you're asking if you have a moment to look it over i don't really want to think about work
00:35:31right now personally i think it's best if we just enjoy
00:35:34ow you're hurting me enough you little brat
00:35:37hey blair what are you doing this is not my problem
00:35:41oh excuse me where do you
00:35:42hey buddy are you okay
00:35:50dad
00:35:52whoa whoa i think uh i think you might be mistaken because
00:35:57i am not your dad
00:36:00but you are my dad but you are my dad
00:36:03okay yeah
00:36:05oh uh nothing to see here just uh
00:36:08a lost kid mr king and i will help find his parents please just continue to enjoy the party
00:36:12okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah just stop crying
00:36:17hey young man
00:36:21oh crap
00:36:24i don't think this guy here is your father why don't you come with me and we can go try and figure something out
00:36:30no you're wrong
00:36:32look i think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you
00:36:37why don't we go try and find them huh
00:36:39okay buddy uh
00:36:42let's go all right one two three
00:36:45oh yeah
00:36:46god what was cynthia thinking
00:36:58i told her to leave kirk with the hotel staff not just anyone
00:37:01oh god i can't let demon fire me
00:37:02there's no way i'm gonna deal with that lawsuit case
00:37:05oh there you are you naughty naughty boy you scare your mother
00:37:24oh kirk
00:37:26oh kirk
00:37:31oh kirk
00:37:32jerry ma'am hello hi uh hello
00:37:35are you really this kid's mother
00:37:39did you not hear him call me mommy
00:37:41you should keep a better eye on him
00:37:43it's dangerous for him to run off on his own
00:37:45don't tell me how to raise my kid
00:37:47something wrong sir
00:37:54nothing no i just thought i heard somebody that i recognize
00:37:59did mommy tell you to hide and wait here i'm sorry mommy but i saw that big cake and it looked
00:38:16so yummy okay well mommy has to leave in a minute so wait for on cynthia to pick you up okay
00:38:23you're not gonna go around calling random guys your dad right okay but don't you think he looks
00:38:28just like me nope nope not at all okay now who's gonna pick you up in an hour i'm too soon good
00:38:36and you are not to leave this room with anyone but cynthia okay i love you baby i'll see you
00:38:44tonight when i get home sir they found something they found a ring
00:38:54where'd you find those was that some antique pawn shop a pawn shop yeah
00:39:00what do you want i need to talk to you right now
00:39:14ladies and gentlemen if i may have your attention please
00:39:31as a proud father of the future groom i stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:37at this momentous engagement celebration what are you doing with raymond you're engaged patrick
00:39:47okay this is extremely inappropriate you know blair will chew my face off if she sees us together i just
00:39:55i need to know if you give the word i will call off the engagement i think i made my stance pretty clear
00:40:00last time we're done whatever we had between us it's not there anymore is it because of raymond
00:40:06it helps you sleep at night sure
00:40:11and stop calling me and stop asking to see me in private just stop it
00:40:15sir i was just looking for you ceremonies that i'm reassigning him to the houston office
00:40:29tell him to get the out of la now
00:40:37so god bless made the bond of your love be everlasting and i think i speak on all our behalf
00:40:43when i say we can't wait for this wedding yay
00:40:59where have you been i've been looking everywhere for you oh so i'm the one who just vanished for almost
00:41:04an hour i guess we just miss each other now let's get this party started
00:41:13what texas hey you should really focus on yourself i'll deal with you when we get home deal with what
00:41:34deal with what
00:41:43you and patrick
00:41:51i i don't understand why would i be working with patrick didn't patrick hire you to spy on me
00:41:57what why would patrick want to spy on you why did you meet him at the bar tonight alone
00:42:02were you feeding him information about me were you spying on stop evading the question were you
00:42:08feeding him information about me or not okay can we just take it back a second i mean where did this
00:42:14whole i'm a spy narrative even come you're at my banquets you're you're in my offices you're in my
00:42:19house you're at my clubs i mean what am i supposed to think you're everywhere
00:42:23you're everywhere okay so there's been a lot of coincidences but why would patrick want me to spy on
00:42:31you so that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help patrick sweep the company
00:42:37out from under me okay whatever business family drama political bullshit you're going through i have
00:42:42nothing to do with it i'm not here to steal information i'm not here for patrick and i sure
00:42:47as hell i'm not here to seduce you you really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to
00:42:53seduce me this entire time because it's been working
00:43:17yeah all right i'll be on a minute
00:43:45Yeah, all right, I'll be on in a minute.
00:44:09To the office, sir?
00:44:11No.
00:44:13I want to follow up on this ring.
00:44:15If you don't mind me asking, sir,
00:44:17what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:44:21It's mine.
00:44:23I think I gave it to her that night.
00:44:26Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy
00:44:28sold it to them last week.
00:44:30She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:32We can head there now.
00:44:41Welcome.
00:44:43Um, may I help you?
00:44:44Yes.
00:44:45Are you Cindy?
00:44:45Yes.
00:44:48Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:52Yes.
00:44:56Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:59Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:45:01What?
00:45:02What the hell are you talking about?
00:45:04Where'd you get the ring then?
00:45:05I snagged it from a flea market.
00:45:08The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:45:09It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:45:11Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:45:13I don't remember.
00:45:14It was years ago.
00:45:15Oh, I do remember.
00:45:18It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:45:20No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:45:22I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:45:27We need to keep looking.
00:45:29Let's head back to the office.
00:45:30Yes, sir.
00:45:31While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:32I want to know everything about her.
00:45:34Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:37We've already tried, sir.
00:45:38We could...
00:45:38Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:40Of course, sir.
00:45:49Hello?
00:45:53I am so sorry.
00:45:55No, I'm on my way.
00:45:56I will be there soon.
00:45:57Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:59Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:46:02He knew...
00:46:02I swear my dad does work here.
00:46:19Hey, excuse me.
00:46:20What's going on here?
00:46:21Dad!
00:46:21Oh, my gosh.
00:46:22What are you doing here, kid?
00:46:25What is your...
00:46:26Does your father work here?
00:46:27You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on a plane, so now I'm here.
00:46:33Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:36Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:38Just send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:44Hey, buddy, you like model cars?
00:46:48Yeah, I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:52Why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:54Well, we've got to find his father first.
00:46:55But you are my dad.
00:46:57Do I look like your dad?
00:46:59Yes.
00:47:01You two do look alike.
00:47:04Sorry, what?
00:47:06You two look alike.
00:47:08Uh, well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve
00:47:23in my office, and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:47:27Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:46No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:49Oh, excuse me, Mr. King, I thought, uh, I thought he might be yours because, uh, he looks
00:47:55just like you.
00:47:58Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:48:04Stark!
00:48:04Do we really look that much alike?
00:48:12No.
00:48:14Yes, um, I guess.
00:48:23Hey, buddy, you could be a businessman when you get older.
00:48:27You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:48:28Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:31His father not answered the memo yet.
00:48:33All right, here we are, right?
00:48:49Yeah.
00:48:51Look at that.
00:48:52Look at that.
00:48:54Wow!
00:48:55You really are a kingdom.
00:48:57This is like a castle.
00:48:58That is right, and you are in my kingdom, so welcome.
00:49:02Sir.
00:49:03Who is this?
00:49:05Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um, until the police can pick him up.
00:49:22Where'd you go?
00:49:24Where are you?
00:49:26Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:41Look, she ran off this morning.
00:49:43Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:45Call her.
00:49:46Yes, sir.
00:49:47Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:51I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:53Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:54What else is new?
00:49:55But, uh, but, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and get him a new toy while you're at it.
00:50:02Yes, sir.
00:50:03Oh, my gosh.
00:50:21I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:42Uh, also, this car tour, it was all they had.
00:50:45Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:46Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:49She's right there, sir.
00:50:50So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:51:05You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:51:09You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you, and you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:51:20Oh, goody, I'm starving.
00:51:24He's your responsibility now.
00:51:27LAPD will be here shortly, hopefully.
00:51:30Sounds good.
00:51:31Absolutely will do what can do.
00:51:38Okay, we're going to play a game, okay?
00:51:41Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:42Are we playing pretend?
00:51:44How did you know that?
00:51:47Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:50All right.
00:51:51Okay, we are going to play pretend again.
00:51:54I'm going to be the nanny, and you're going to be the little kid.
00:51:57But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:52:02Okay.
00:52:06Nanny, I'm tired.
00:52:11Take him to the guest room.
00:52:12And I'm going to go ahead and get in contact with the cops, because they should be here by now.
00:52:18No!
00:52:26What's gotten into you?
00:52:27No!
00:52:28I will take care of it for you.
00:52:32You are very clearly busy with stuff.
00:52:37So I'll deal with the boy and the police, and you just relax.
00:52:42Hi, LAPD.
00:52:58I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:53:02I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found, and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:53:06Yeah, okay.
00:53:20Oh, oh, oh!
00:53:21I'm sorry!
00:53:23No, no, no, it's all right.
00:53:24It's all right.
00:53:26No, no, no, stop, stop.
00:53:27I got it.
00:53:28I can get you a new outfit.
00:53:30That would be helpful.
00:53:32Hey.
00:53:33Hey, buddy.
00:53:33Buddy.
00:53:34It's all right?
00:53:35I'm not mad.
00:53:36It's just an accident.
00:53:38It happens, okay?
00:53:41Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:45Okay?
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:50Oh, thank you.
00:53:51You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:55Dude!
00:53:55Oh, my gosh!
00:53:56What?
00:53:56Hey.
00:54:02I am so sorry that was the car.
00:54:04Oh, okay.
00:54:05Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:54:29Hello?
00:54:29Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:54:32Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:35Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
00:54:38He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years, and he can have the Houston
00:54:42office, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here
00:54:45in L.A.
00:54:46Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:48Let's talk.
00:54:48In person.
00:54:49Okay.
00:54:50I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:51I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:55Too late.
00:54:56I'm already here.
00:55:05Hey, buddy.
00:55:06All right.
00:55:06We're going to go up.
00:55:08One, two, three.
00:55:10Nice.
00:55:10Just like the airplane.
00:55:11Let's go.
00:55:12Go inside.
00:55:13Go, go.
00:55:13Okay, no, no, both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:55:17Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:55:20Nice.
00:55:22Wait, what's going on?
00:55:24Shh.
00:55:27Coming!
00:55:38I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:55:41I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:46Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:51I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:54Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:58Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:56:03And Alicia is your best bet.
00:56:06The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:56:11Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:56:19What's that?
00:56:20Uh, no, it's nothing.
00:56:21I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:56:27Tell me, Raymond, why not Alicia?
00:56:29Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:56:37I don't have time for this.
00:56:40I'll call my driver.
00:56:42No need.
00:56:43I drove myself.
00:56:44Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:52She's not a bad-looking girl either.
00:56:54Hang on, yeah.
00:57:00Forgot my purse.
00:57:01Oh, sure, sure.
00:57:02Who's toy is this?
00:57:14Who's toy is this?
00:57:17Oh, it's mine.
00:57:19I, you know, got it at the store.
00:57:23You used to love toy cars.
00:57:25We had to put the Greenfield project on pause.
00:57:38What was that?
00:57:39The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:57:43And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:48Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I.
00:57:53What?
00:57:54Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:56There's just something about him.
00:57:58The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:58:04A de-aging...
00:58:05No, look, you get the point.
00:58:07Just do it in secret.
00:58:09Don't let anybody find out.
00:58:10Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:58:12Do it fast.
00:58:15I want results as quick as possible.
00:58:17Yes, sir.
00:58:18Hey, Kirk.
00:58:38Remember me?
00:58:43Remember me?
00:58:45Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:47Well, how about we play a game of hide-and-seek together?
00:58:53I want to play with Dad.
00:58:55Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:59:01Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:59:03Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:59:17Where are you?
00:59:19Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:59:21Ready or not, here I come.
00:59:32Found you.
00:59:34Okay, now it's my turn.
00:59:38One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:59:44What's this?
00:59:49It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:58So, we're not even a little bit related.
01:00:02Yes, sir.
01:00:05Sir?
01:00:06This is good news, isn't it?
01:00:21Mommy, you can take me out to play.
01:00:25Honey, it's raining outside.
01:00:26And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me Mom.
01:00:33Hey.
01:00:39God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:00:41Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:44We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:47I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:49Maybe we'll get super out.
01:00:50Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:51So, um, anyway, what I was gonna tell you, um, two days gone by and still no sign of the
01:01:01cops.
01:01:03No.
01:01:04No, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick and so I told
01:01:10them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:01:13Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:01:16Oh, my...
01:01:17Mom, mom, mom!
01:01:27What did you just call me?
01:01:29Mom, are you okay?
01:01:30Mom, are you okay?
01:01:43So, you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:47Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:51Ah, no.
01:01:52This is not a dream.
01:01:58It's not rocket science.
01:02:00You unclip, you unwind, you find an outlet, and there you go.
01:02:05There you go.
01:02:06Open.
01:02:07There you go.
01:02:08There you go.
01:02:08There you go.
01:02:08Mom, are you okay?
01:02:29You're acting weird.
01:02:31How long do you have to play the nanny game for?
01:02:34It was not that fun.
01:02:36It never even was.
01:02:37Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:02:39But what did you just call me?
01:02:41Mom, you said when it's just the two of us, I could call you mom.
01:02:45And now the game is over.
01:02:48Why do you call me, um, Raymond Father?
01:02:53Because I look just like him.
01:02:55And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:58Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:03:01You know, you gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:03:05But there is proof.
01:03:07What?
01:03:08The ring.
01:03:09If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it.
01:03:12It must be his.
01:03:14Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:03:16He said it had a big green stone.
01:03:17All right, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:03:45Miranda, what is it?
01:03:47I am Raymond.
01:03:49What?
01:03:50Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:51Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:54I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:57We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:59What?
01:04:00How did you know that?
01:04:00Because I am Raymond King.
01:04:03This isn't funny.
01:04:04What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:04:06What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:04:08Please.
01:04:09Three years ago, when your mom got sick,
01:04:11I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:04:13The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:04:16Yes.
01:04:20Boss?
01:04:21Yeah.
01:04:22What happened?
01:04:24It's a long story.
01:04:26Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:04:28I need you to do another DNA sample,
01:04:30this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:04:33Not Miranda's.
01:04:35Yes, sir.
01:04:36For the Better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:48Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:51Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:55This is a private conversation.
01:04:56Steve, why don't you join us?
01:05:12Oh, no thanks, Mr., Miss, Mrs. King.
01:05:15I have stuff to do at the office.
01:05:18Where can I find, um, you know, Mr., uh, uh, Miss Miranda?
01:05:29What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:35Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:38So he is my son.
01:05:51Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis,
01:05:55but we have another problem.
01:05:59You have six meetings today.
01:06:00Okay, and?
01:06:05Oh, crap.
01:06:06Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:06:25I mean, Miranda.
01:06:27We have a plan.
01:06:27Come on.
01:06:29Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I would like to introduce to you today
01:06:52my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:55Uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting,
01:07:02and I trust that you will treat her
01:07:04with the same amount of respect that you treat me with,
01:07:07your boss, Raymond Cate.
01:07:09Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:07:34No, not a clue.
01:07:35Mr. King's office.
01:07:45Mm-hmm.
01:07:46Okay.
01:07:49Steve needs me.
01:07:50Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:53I...
01:07:53This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:58God, how much coffee does one person have to drink
01:08:00for a caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:08:02Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:08:13What are you doing?
01:08:14Oh, it's you, that clumsy waitress.
01:08:17What are you doing here?
01:08:19Oh, I get it.
01:08:20You put those looks to use and seduced your way
01:08:22into a rich man's bed.
01:08:24I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:08:26Fuck off.
01:08:28Hey!
01:08:29Get back here!
01:08:35So what?
01:08:37Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:38What?
01:08:39No!
01:08:40Your mother was talking to me
01:08:42about how Alicia's the perfect match for you,
01:08:44and look, I was just doing you a favor
01:08:46by making the first move.
01:08:48A favor?
01:08:50You think setting me up with another woman
01:08:52is doing me a favor?
01:08:53Another woman?
01:08:55I...
01:08:55I don't understand.
01:09:01What's happening?
01:09:07What's happening?
01:09:08It's just a solar eclipse.
01:09:09Don't sidetrack it.
01:09:12I'm sorry.
01:09:14Like, it is so funny.
01:09:16You looking at me like that with my face,
01:09:18is that actually how I look like when I'm mad?
01:09:20Well, it's your face.
01:09:22No, I just think you're doing it
01:09:23a little bit different.
01:09:24How would I be doing something differently?
01:09:26I don't know.
01:09:27Maybe it's the, uh...
01:09:27Oh, it's the hair.
01:09:28I never do my hair like that.
01:09:29I like it, though.
01:09:30It gives me a more professional feel.
01:09:33This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:09:35No, no, it's not at all.
01:09:37I think I...
01:09:37You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:39I always have my hair like that.
01:09:40What did you do to my hair?
01:09:41No, your part is weird.
01:09:42I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:43Yeah, look at that.
01:09:44Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right?
01:09:45Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes,
01:09:48everything.
01:09:48It's about my hair.
01:09:49Everything.
01:10:02Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:10:06It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:10:08So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:10:19What was that?
01:10:20Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:10:21Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:10:23We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:10:25and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:10:29You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:32What are you talking about?
01:10:34Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:10:38So, you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:50I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:53Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:58Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:11:01But I went in, and I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything.
01:11:04So, I ran out of options.
01:11:07Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:11:09I sold it.
01:11:11You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:11:18What about you?
01:11:20Why didn't you recognize me?
01:11:22Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:11:26But I was looking for you for years.
01:11:28I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases,
01:11:32but we could never come up with anything.
01:11:33But here you are.
01:11:37I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:42It's okay.
01:11:44I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:46Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:50Mom! Dad!
01:11:54Mom! Dad!
01:11:57You can start by being a dad.
01:12:01You know what, kid?
01:12:03I think you might be right.
01:12:06About what?
01:12:09We do look alike.
01:12:10I knew it!
01:12:13Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:12:15Pizza!
01:12:20Okay.
01:12:21It's pizza, then.
01:12:22Let's go get some pizza.
01:12:27Let's go!
01:12:28Let's go!
01:12:28Let's go!
01:12:28Let's go!
01:12:28Let's go!
01:12:29Let's go!
01:12:29Let's go!
01:12:29Let's go!
01:12:30Oh, my God.
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