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00:00:57My temperatures are high
00:00:58I seem to break out a lot
00:01:01Doctor, please take my advice
00:01:04I want a football song
00:01:05Then he's wintered nice
00:01:06I want candy
00:01:08I can't describe hers
00:01:09I want candy
00:01:11I can't it problem
00:01:12I want a candy
00:01:13I can't describe hers
00:01:15I want a game from the song
00:01:17Then he's wintered nice
00:01:19Candy
00:01:19I can'tarrive dancers
00:01:21I want candy
00:01:22I can't solve hers
00:01:24I want candy
00:01:25Excuse me, you're Marissa Valdez, aren't you?
00:01:51I just happen to have an extra ticket to the Owen Bowles concert tonight.
00:01:54And I heard that everybody who's anybody is going to be there.
00:01:58It's going to be fantastic.
00:01:59And I have this extra ticket.
00:02:01And I thought maybe if you weren't doing anything...
00:02:04You probably have a lot of homework to do.
00:02:08You look like a very serious student.
00:02:11And, uh, that's okay.
00:02:13I'll just, uh, sell the ticket or something.
00:02:16That's okay.
00:02:17Thanks a lot.
00:02:18It was really nice talking to you.
00:02:22Have a really nice afternoon.
00:02:24Uh, young lady, suppose you know it's strictly forbidden to have a knife on campus.
00:02:36Perhaps you'd like me to hold that for you until after school.
00:02:38No, thanks.
00:02:40Well, maybe I better restate that.
00:02:42I'll take the knife now.
00:02:44Don't count on it.
00:02:45It's a nice knife.
00:02:52We're just stealing.
00:02:53You better give that back to me.
00:02:55Oh, a little wildcat, huh?
00:02:57Oh, don't worry.
00:02:58I'll leave it in the principal's office.
00:03:00Pick it up there if you still want it.
00:03:02Miss Valdez, we can't go on meeting like this.
00:03:24This is the third time in the month you've been hauled in here.
00:03:27Not counting that little stunt with the saran wrap over the toilet bowls.
00:03:33It's, it's really such a pity.
00:03:35Your teachers all tell me that you're very bright.
00:03:39That you could be a straight-A student and say...
00:03:41Oh, I wish I could understand you.
00:03:53Haven't, haven't you any desire to, to lift yourself up?
00:03:58To make something better of yourself?
00:04:00What's the use?
00:04:02You can't beat the system.
00:04:04I'll tell you what.
00:04:05We're going to forget this latest episode.
00:04:07In return for which, you're going to start doing something constructive.
00:04:12There's a volunteer program over at the Oakwood Hospital.
00:04:16Miss Valdez, you're going to be a candy-stripe nurse.
00:04:22It's probably Owen Bow's last concert this year, and everyone is going to be there.
00:04:27I mean, two or three of the Beatles are going to be there,
00:04:30and word has it that Dylan's going to be sitting in.
00:04:33Don't you think that superstar stuff is a little juvenile?
00:04:37Thursday nights, I usually go to the Philharmonic,
00:04:39but I had these tickets, and I just figured that, you know, you would want to go.
00:04:45Get away from me.
00:04:47Yes, sir.
00:04:49See you in class.
00:04:51He should have asked me.
00:04:53I'd go out with a two-headed gorilla if he had tickets to the Owen Bowles concert.
00:04:58I don't know why.
00:04:59He hasn't sung a note on key since his first album.
00:05:02Who cares?
00:05:02If I wanted to hear him sing, I'd buy his records.
00:05:05Hey, listen, when are we going to strike from in the background for our dance concert?
00:05:10Tomorrow?
00:05:11I can't.
00:05:12I said I should be a candy-striper at Oakwood.
00:05:15A candy-striper?
00:05:16What am I for?
00:05:18Well, if I'm going to be a doctor, I might as well start getting some medical experience now.
00:05:23Did you hear something?
00:05:29Must be the air conditioning again.
00:05:31You just can't get anything fixed around here.
00:05:42Excuse me.
00:05:43It's the rash.
00:05:44I've got a million things to do before 7 o'clock.
00:05:46Oh, you didn't remember my math problems, didn't you?
00:05:49Sure.
00:05:51Uh, look, we can go to a later movie.
00:05:54Um, Wally, that's just the surprise I was going to tell you about.
00:05:59We're not going to go to the show tonight.
00:06:02Oh, okay.
00:06:04Go on.
00:06:05Well, this guy was sitting on the ground, just pounding his head into the grass, you know?
00:06:10So I went over and I asked him, you know, are you okay?
00:06:12And he just started cracking up, I mean, really laughing.
00:06:15So, well, anyway, to make a long story short, he told me that I was the nicest person that he had talked to all day
00:06:20and gave me two tickets absolutely free.
00:06:22Now, isn't that unbelievable?
00:06:24Wait a minute.
00:06:25Just tickets or tickets to something?
00:06:29More like tickets to something.
00:06:31Uh-huh.
00:06:33Okay.
00:06:35Wally, uh, I don't think you're going to like this too much.
00:06:39The Owen Bulls concert.
00:06:41That's right.
00:06:42Now, there's no use arguing with me.
00:06:43I'm going whether or not you want to take me because there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
00:06:48Like Dr. Post, for instance.
00:06:50If it were wearing pants, you'd think a stingray was cute.
00:06:54Oh, that's ridiculous.
00:06:56Hey, now I'm going to go.
00:06:57Now, you're going to pick me up at 7, aren't you?
00:06:59Yeah, yeah.
00:07:01I may be a little late, though.
00:07:02I have to stop down in surgery first.
00:07:04I just have my ears impacted.
00:07:07Look, here.
00:07:09Don't forget your homework.
00:07:11By the way, I, uh, couldn't do the last problem.
00:07:15Well, that's okay, because the last time you did it for me,
00:07:17I forgot to put it in my own writing.
00:07:18That teacher's been suspicious ever since.
00:07:21Thanks.
00:07:23Hold on.
00:07:23Well, let me make sure the coast is clear first.
00:07:31Okay.
00:07:32Boy, you really look a mess.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:46Well, you know, I just finished a very ticklish operation.
00:07:50What'd you do?
00:07:50Remove an appendix from a pillowcase?
00:07:52You know, I was going to, but it didn't have blue cross.
00:07:56It's new.
00:07:57It's from Owen Bowles, and it's all for you.
00:08:00Well, I'm the king of wrongs, so you've been a bit well of a day.
00:08:07I'll take my thing only on a little chicken to say.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:14I could just lose about 10 more pounds.
00:08:18I feel much better.
00:08:20You don't need to.
00:08:21I have been on this diet for the last six weeks.
00:08:23Hi, Mom.
00:08:24Well, Sandy, say hello to your Aunt Edna.
00:08:26Oh, hi, Aunt Edna.
00:08:27Listen, I'm going to go out with her,
00:08:28so I want to get to work on my homework right away.
00:08:31Well, that girl of yours has turned into quite a little woman.
00:08:35Yes, she amazes me sometimes.
00:08:37I don't know where she gets all her energy.
00:08:39Top grades at school.
00:08:40She's president of the social club.
00:08:42And somehow she still finds time to do volunteer work
00:08:45as a candy striper at the hospital.
00:08:47All I can say is it's nice to see that young people today
00:08:51still want to do their part for humanity.
00:09:04Hey, does anybody know what time it is?
00:09:07Six o'clock.
00:09:12Hey, brother, you got a light?
00:09:25It's okay, man.
00:09:27I got some important business to take care of.
00:09:29I like your bike, man.
00:09:30That tank is too much.
00:09:31I'm going to be a law against Lockie Baffley Club.
00:09:48Hey, man, I need to kill the bathroom.
00:09:50You think I'd run a free service here?
00:09:52Client, save it the other way.
00:09:53I'll do it here by the door.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:54Oh, okay, just a second.
00:09:58Don't move or I'll blow your ass off.
00:09:59You bastard, you won't get away with the sex.
00:10:04Why did I make a cow out of you?
00:10:12Get down.
00:10:18Go!
00:10:19Go!
00:10:38Go!
00:10:40Go!
00:10:41Well, at least I got one of them.
00:11:01You ought to be out of commission for a while.
00:11:04How's it feel, punk?
00:11:05Man, if I got to think of peace.
00:11:11I'm supposed to ask if you want any juice.
00:11:32Well?
00:11:33Well, do you want any juice?
00:11:35No.
00:11:36Good.
00:11:37Wait a minute.
00:11:39What kind of juice do you have?
00:11:42Yellow and orange.
00:11:44What's the yellow?
00:11:46I don't know.
00:11:47Just a minute.
00:11:51Just yellow.
00:11:52You want it?
00:11:53No.
00:11:54Okay.
00:11:55You scratch my back?
00:11:57Just what is that supposed to mean?
00:11:58I mean, I want you to scratch my back.
00:12:00I'm injured.
00:12:00I can't reach it.
00:12:01Okay.
00:12:02Where?
00:12:04Right here.
00:12:04Mm-hmm.
00:12:05Just as I figured.
00:12:06You can reach it yourself.
00:12:07So why don't you scratch it?
00:12:09Because you're prettier.
00:12:09Huh?
00:12:11That's for sure.
00:12:12Come on.
00:12:13I'm in pain.
00:12:13I'm a patient.
00:12:14You're supposed to...
00:12:14Okay, okay.
00:12:18That's good.
00:12:20Now about a little lower, huh?
00:12:21No custom work on Phoebe's.
00:12:23Listen, anytime I can return a favor.
00:12:25Okay.
00:12:25That's enough.
00:12:28Hey, what's that?
00:12:29It's to keep me from falling out of bed.
00:12:31I toss in my sleep a lot.
00:12:32Wait a minute.
00:12:33I heard about you.
00:12:34You're the guy who stuck up the gas station.
00:12:36Excuse me.
00:12:37In case you're interested, I'm innocent.
00:12:39Sure.
00:12:40And I'm Jackie Onassis.
00:12:41Drop by the yacht sometimes.
00:12:44Dr. Stewart.
00:12:45Dr. John Stewart.
00:12:47Dr. Wilson.
00:12:49Dr. Clarice Wilson.
00:12:49Excuse me.
00:12:50Can you direct me to the Arnhold Research Institute for Reproductive and Non-Procreative Function?
00:12:57Huh?
00:12:58Oh, you mean the sex clinic.
00:13:01Through there and to your left.
00:13:10Dr. Gilman.
00:13:11Dr. Gilman.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:16I've finished that side.
00:13:17What would you like me to do now?
00:13:19Well, you could do the other side.
00:13:20Huh.
00:13:21Why didn't I think of that?
00:13:25Isn't there anything more interesting to do to move over the newspaper?
00:13:28Excuse me.
00:13:28Uh-huh.
00:13:32Looks like your friend in 317 is bored again.
00:13:35Billy?
00:13:36Oh, poor kid.
00:13:37I'll go see you in one.
00:13:39Now, she's got the right idea.
00:13:41Talk to your patients.
00:13:43Try to cheer them up.
00:13:44May I have Mrs. Rogers' chart, please?
00:13:46Oh, yes, doctor.
00:13:47Here it is.
00:13:47Oh, thank you.
00:13:49Excuse me.
00:13:50Yes?
00:13:50Are you making rounds?
00:13:52Yes, I am.
00:13:54I was just wondering.
00:13:56No, I couldn't ask that.
00:13:58No, no, please.
00:13:59Go ahead.
00:14:00You see, I intend to be a doctor myself.
00:14:02And I thought maybe I could tag along and observe.
00:14:05Why, of course.
00:14:07You're more than welcome.
00:14:08I realize I'm just a candy striper.
00:14:10Now, don't put yourself down.
00:14:12Candy strikers perform a very valuable service.
00:14:16I promise I may ask too many questions.
00:14:18It'll be too much trouble.
00:14:18Well, it just seems to me with a fever rising so rapidly, you shouldn't put off the operation any longer.
00:14:36Here, look at the chart.
00:14:37Perhaps you'd like to do the operation yourself.
00:14:41No, of course not.
00:14:42But I would like to assist you if you don't mind.
00:14:44And they tried to tell me hospital service was deteriorating?
00:14:49Well, it helps if you know the right people.
00:14:53Don't go away now.
00:15:01Remember, you'll never learn another thing in your career.
00:15:04Always diagnose for the symptoms and trust your own judgment.
00:15:08But, doctor...
00:15:09Please, no talking.
00:15:10You promised.
00:15:11How are you feeling, my dear?
00:15:12I'm afraid I'm a little tired today, doctor.
00:15:16Slight fatigue.
00:15:19Accelerated pulse.
00:15:21Bit of fever, I imagine.
00:15:24Sweaty palms.
00:15:26Flushed compaction.
00:15:28It's a classic case of hyperthyroidism.
00:15:35Who are you?
00:15:36Uh, Bill Stern, sir.
00:15:37Pleased to meet you.
00:15:39Then you're...
00:15:40Of course.
00:15:47What else?
00:15:49Excuse me, Dr. Wilson.
00:15:50They're asking for you down in emergency.
00:15:52Don't touch me on your floor.
00:15:55I'll kill you!
00:15:56You fool, you friend.
00:15:57I'll kill you!
00:15:59I'll kill you!
00:16:02Don't touch me on your floor.
00:16:03I'll kill you!
00:16:07Get away from me!
00:16:08Don't you're stealing!
00:16:10Throw them off!
00:16:11Are you doing this to me?
00:16:13Throw them off!
00:16:15Stop them!
00:16:15Let's take some blood for our CBC and SMA and a drug screen.
00:16:33In fact, we might as well send down a clot for typing home.
00:16:36You never know when these cases will turn shocky on you.
00:16:39Okay.
00:16:46Wilson.
00:16:47Oh, Dr. Krause.
00:16:48Well, it looks like your star athlete has run amok.
00:16:52He took a very bad elbow to the head today.
00:16:54Hmm.
00:16:55Possible concussion, then.
00:16:56I'll see who's on neurosurgery tonight.
00:16:58Uh, frankly, he's always been a little, shall we say, unstable.
00:17:04These kids can get awfully keyed up out there.
00:17:07Well, we'll just keep him here overnight for observation, if that's all right with you.
00:17:11Oh, sure.
00:17:13And I don't think we really need to bother with all those blood tests.
00:17:17Probably not, but what the hell, it never hurts to play it safe.
00:17:22Whatever you say.
00:17:23Now, will you excuse me, doctor?
00:17:24Now, if you folks don't mind, I'm going to be alone with my patients.
00:17:33Nurse, please.
00:17:34I'll take care of you.
00:17:35You two, out.
00:17:54I don't know what he's so touchy about.
00:18:02Blood tests are supposed to be my responsibility.
00:18:06Good looking, isn't he?
00:18:09I wouldn't know.
00:18:10He's not my type.
00:18:12Well, I guess you'll be getting out this afternoon.
00:18:16Yeah.
00:18:17Listen, I hope I didn't scare you too much yesterday.
00:18:20You sure were crazy?
00:18:22What happened anyway?
00:18:23Oh, nothing much.
00:18:26Just got a little carried away, I guess.
00:18:29Have you ever taken a lot of acid?
00:18:31You know, sometimes that'll flash back on you when you least expect it.
00:18:34What is this, junior doctor time?
00:18:36Sorry.
00:18:39Well, I guess I'd better see if anyone else wants one of these.
00:18:42Good luck with your whatevers.
00:18:44Playoffs.
00:18:45It's been real nice talking to you.
00:18:51Could I ask you something?
00:18:54Sure.
00:18:54Fire away.
00:18:55When you're playing basketball, do you ever consider the aesthetic element of your movements?
00:18:59Uh, well, I'd say, uh, huh?
00:19:09Do you ever see yourself as a dancer and basketball as a kind of dance?
00:19:12No.
00:19:14No.
00:19:15That's too bad.
00:19:16Because you see, to me, the conventional distinction between competitive athletics and more classically athletics illumination,
00:19:22a libidinous energy is at best not touching.
00:19:24But actually...
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00:19:59Gallagher, get over here.
00:20:06What the hell's the matter with you? You're moving like a freight train out there.
00:20:09I don't know what's wrong with me, coach.
00:20:11You feel all right?
00:20:11Uh, well, listen, just take it easy. I want you in shape for that game. Go ahead, get in there.
00:20:16You're moving beautifully out there.
00:20:26You really were moving beautifully out there.
00:20:29It's a good thing you don't know anything about basketball.
00:20:31Well, anyway, thanks again for letting me watch.
00:20:35I guess I'll be running along.
00:20:37Wait a minute. What's the rush?
00:20:39Well, I have all the footage I need, and I really should be getting it.
00:20:42Stick around. Let's talk about this project of yours.
00:20:47There's some things I'd like to find out.
00:20:50Are you sure we're allowed to be in here?
00:20:52I'm on the team. I get special privileges.
00:20:54I mean, it seems awfully deserted.
00:20:57So you like the way I move?
00:20:58I really don't think you understand the concept I'm working on.
00:21:01Oh, I understand.
00:21:03Listen, it's getting late, and I'm really going to have to be going.
00:21:06What are you doing?
00:21:08Look, you both know why you came here.
00:21:11I'm leaving, and don't you try and stop me.
00:21:13Stop this fooling around. We're only wasting time.
00:21:17You know, I really feel sorry for you.
00:21:20Yeah, I thought you were leaving.
00:21:22In a minute.
00:21:23First, I just think it's about time someone told you.
00:21:25That does it.
00:21:31Don't come any closer.
00:21:43I took karate lessons.
00:21:44How many?
00:21:46Three.
00:21:49I think I'll risk it.
00:21:50I think I'll risk it.
00:22:06I think I've been wanting to do this.
00:22:07I think I'll risk it.
00:22:13I think it's about time someone told you.
00:23:13And a twink shell with his pinky in the air.
00:23:19Not quite.
00:23:23And what's wrong with him?
00:23:25I don't know. He's just such a jock.
00:23:29You'll pay for that.
00:23:30Wake up.
00:23:49I've got to go home.
00:23:50Yeah, sure. Let me know when we get to Bakersfield.
00:24:00Hey, maybe this is none of my business, but isn't that Ivy Line supposed to go into your arm?
00:24:05That's right. It's none of your business.
00:24:09Well, don't you want to get better?
00:24:11Why, so I can go to jail sooner?
00:24:12You're not really innocent, are you?
00:24:15What do you care?
00:24:16I don't. I just thought that, well...
00:24:21Look, you wouldn't understand.
00:24:24It's the use.
00:24:26You can't beat the system.
00:24:28Your handcuffs. What happened?
00:24:43A lawyer came.
00:24:47A public defender.
00:24:52He arranged bail.
00:24:54Well, maybe he can get you off. I mean, if you're really innocent.
00:24:57It doesn't matter anyway. I still have to cover plea.
00:25:00But why?
00:25:01Because I don't have any evidence.
00:25:03The gas station attendant, he thinks I was in on it.
00:25:05And the only other witness can be found.
00:25:07But if you didn't do it...
00:25:08It doesn't matter. It's all gambling.
00:25:11If I bleed innocent and lose, I can get ten years in jail.
00:25:14Ten years?
00:25:15Ten years.
00:25:16But that isn't fair.
00:25:18Tell that to the judge.
00:25:20Well, what about the witness?
00:25:21About him? I don't know who he is. I don't know where he lives.
00:25:24Do you remember anything at all?
00:25:26I can't remember too much.
00:25:28He had this bike.
00:25:29It's a motorcycle.
00:25:30Oh, look.
00:25:33Fancy customized gas station.
00:25:37Rainbow colors.
00:25:38Blue, yellow.
00:25:47None.
00:25:48No.
00:25:48多 forza.
00:25:50No.
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00:27:41Have you ever customized a motorcycle to look like that?
00:27:43No, I don't think I had, no.
00:27:47Hey, Louie, aren't you going to introduce me to this beautiful dish?
00:27:50No, I don't think so.
00:27:51You know, I was looking at your car out there.
00:27:55I couldn't help noticing how much oil it was dripping.
00:27:58I hate to be the one that tells you bad news, but I'm afraid you need a new head gasket.
00:28:03You see, once the oil gets in with the water, it'll overheat and it could cause the block to crack.
00:28:09Yeah, most places get $100 for a job like that.
00:28:14All right, all right, $50.
00:28:15But that's my rock bottom price.
00:28:17You think, because I'm a girl, you can get away with anything you like.
00:28:22Well, I got news for you.
00:28:24I don't have $50.
00:28:26I don't even have $5.
00:28:28But if I had $5, you know what I do?
00:28:30I go out there and get me a good pair of needle-nosed pliers, see?
00:28:33And then you know what I do?
00:28:34I take those pliers, see?
00:28:35I used to pluck your eyes off with them.
00:28:37Then you know what I do?
00:28:38I take those pliers and tighten the oil fine on my engine, which is the only goddamn thing wrong with that car!
00:28:50Women, eh?
00:28:54Look, you're his only hope.
00:28:55How can you be so sure he was in on it?
00:28:57He had to be.
00:28:58He was right there.
00:28:59But it could have been a coincidence.
00:29:01Look, I know the type.
00:29:02I spotted him for no good the minute I spotted him.
00:29:05How can you say that?
00:29:06Now, don't you yell at me.
00:29:07It just so happens that I've owned the station for more years than you've been alive.
00:29:11And I've watched this neighborhood go from a nice, quiet, decent place to a godforsaken slum.
00:29:17And in all those years, I survived.
00:29:19And you want to know how?
00:29:21Because I know these people.
00:29:23And when he walked in there, I could feel it like a rat down in my bones.
00:29:27Let's face it, kiddo.
00:29:28You're all alike.
00:29:31You're all alike!
00:29:36You're all alike!
00:29:48You're all alike!
00:30:50Oh, the way my eyes look, you think I was partying every night.
00:30:58Have you been?
00:30:59No, no, it's a smog. Haven't you noticed?
00:31:02No, I haven't.
00:31:03It's getting worse all the time.
00:31:06So, this is where you girls hide, Al.
00:31:09Dr. Kramer just called from the sex clinic.
00:31:12The receptionist had to go home early today, so, um, would one of you like to fill in?
00:31:17Yeah, it could be interesting.
00:31:18Are you serious? With a duck?
00:31:26Three ducks?
00:31:28Yeah, but how do you...
00:31:30No.
00:31:31Well, in that case, who...
00:31:33No.
00:31:33Well, who would do it?
00:31:37Your sister?
00:31:39With scotch tape?
00:31:40Well, wait a minute.
00:31:41I thought that you said that your husband...
00:31:43Oh, pictures.
00:31:44Oh, yes.
00:31:46Well, I'm sure they are, but...
00:31:49No, I really wouldn't know about that.
00:31:51Yes, suit yourself.
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:53Bye.
00:31:53Well, we're making excellent progress.
00:31:59I wouldn't be at all surprised if by tomorrow you're up to step four.
00:32:02Oh, we'll try our best, Dr. Kramer.
00:32:04Good. Just don't get too carried away now, huh?
00:32:06Oh, don't worry. We won't.
00:32:07All right. I'll see you tomorrow, then.
00:32:08Okay, Dr. Kramer.
00:32:09Come on, Carol.
00:32:10Why not?
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:13Uh, excuse me, Miss, uh...
00:32:15Sandy.
00:32:15Sandy.
00:32:16I'm expecting a new patient momentarily, so just buzz me in my office as soon as he gets here.
00:32:21Okay.
00:32:21Okay.
00:32:23Your attention, please.
00:32:26Beginning today, all automobiles that do not display the new yellow parking permits will be obediently told you once more than five...
00:32:33Is this the Arnold Institute of whatever?
00:32:36Yes.
00:32:36Good. And you do have a Dr. Kramer here?
00:32:39Yes.
00:32:39Good. Then would you tell us, Dr. Kramer, that Owen Bowles is here to see him?
00:32:42Sure. I'll bring him for you.
00:32:44You know, that's funny. I could have sworn that you just said...
00:32:49Uh, Dr. Kramer?
00:32:50Get me out of here.
00:32:51Who's the one deal wants the city wife?
00:32:53Owen Bowles is here to see you.
00:32:55Owen, baby, you know we've got to be careful. A thing like this could ruin us.
00:32:58If I hit the papers, I'd kill myself.
00:33:02Not before I kill you.
00:33:03Oh, you don't have to worry about me.
00:33:07Wait. Wait.
00:33:08Uh, uh, uh, Dr. Kramer.
00:33:12Yes, Mr. Bowles?
00:33:14No, Freddie Gillette, his personal manager. That's the boy back there.
00:33:17All right, Mr. Bowles, won't you step in here, please?
00:33:20Hi. I'm April.
00:33:23I'm not.
00:33:25Uh, it's customary for me to interview the patient a lot.
00:33:29Dr. Kramer, you don't seem to understand.
00:33:30I'm his personal manager. Owen never does anything without me.
00:33:33Anything?
00:33:34Anything.
00:33:51I'll be perfectly frank with you, doctor.
00:33:53What we face now is nothing less than a national disaster.
00:33:56Oh, now, really, I don't think it's useful to exaggerate matters.
00:33:59Do I look like the kind of person who would exaggerate matters?
00:34:03I have never been more serious in my life.
00:34:06The young people of this country are dependent on Owen Bowles.
00:34:09They need him. They love him.
00:34:11Why, without him, they would be bankrupt.
00:34:13Spiritually speaking, of course.
00:34:14Oh, perhaps.
00:34:15And yet, and yet, the man you see before you now is nothing more than a shell of his former self.
00:34:20He hasn't written a new song in months.
00:34:22His performances are as dead as the twist.
00:34:25Doc, I'll give it to you in two words.
00:34:27No energy.
00:34:28Look, this clinic deals specifically in sexual problems.
00:34:33Doc, look at me. Can you look at me?
00:34:36Goose eggs.
00:34:37Goose eggs?
00:34:39Goose eggs.
00:34:41Wipeout.
00:34:42Silch.
00:34:43Nothing.
00:34:43Just ask Ian and Yang.
00:34:47In other words, you're telling me there's an apparent sexual dysfunction.
00:34:50Not in other words. That's it.
00:34:53He can't do it anymore, or he won't.
00:34:55You figure it out.
00:34:56Hiya. I'm hungry.
00:34:58Anything to eat around, dear?
00:34:59Oh, thanks.
00:35:00Doc, what do you think?
00:35:02No, I don't want to rush you, but frankly speaking, I don't know how much longer he can hang on.
00:35:06He is sinking fast.
00:35:08In a couple of months, he's going to be off the charts altogether.
00:35:09Well, you know, here at the Institute, we've uncovered research which proves there's a definite correlation between impotence and the abuse of drugs.
00:35:21Drugs?
00:35:21I was just bringing you a glass of water.
00:35:30You have the glass upside down.
00:35:34No wonder the water wouldn't stay in it.
00:35:36No wonder what I don't see now.
00:35:39So everything is settled, Dr. Kramer.
00:35:41You'll send over the partner therapist, as you call him, this afternoon.
00:35:45You have the address.
00:35:47You don't let him do much talking to you.
00:35:48Would you let Isaac Stern use his violin as a shoehorn?
00:35:53Listen to her.
00:35:53She doesn't even know what a shoehorn is.
00:35:55Is it true that you have a machine that does it?
00:35:58No, no.
00:35:59That's another place.
00:36:05Drugs?
00:36:05Uh, Miss?
00:36:15Sandy?
00:36:17I want you to call Jane Ellington.
00:36:19Her number is in the address file.
00:36:20You have her go over to Owen Bowles' house.
00:36:23At this time, here is his address.
00:36:26Okay.
00:36:26Yes, is this Jane Ellington?
00:36:45Yes.
00:36:45I'm calling for Dr. Kramer to tell you that he doesn't need you today.
00:36:49Right.
00:36:50I'm sure he'll call you tomorrow.
00:36:51Uh-huh.
00:36:51Goodbye.
00:36:51Bye.
00:36:52Bye.
00:36:52Mr. Opportunity is not gonna come
00:36:56I'm knocking upon your door of life this day
00:37:00I hear what I say, hey
00:37:02Mr. Opportunity is fast on the run
00:37:05He's speeding along past your door of life this day
00:37:09I hear what I say
00:37:11You better grab him
00:37:12Tackle him
00:37:14Lock him up
00:37:16Hold on with four feet
00:37:17Cause it's your chance of a lifetime, mama
00:37:19You better not blow him
00:37:22Cause it's your chance of a lifetime, mama
00:37:26You better not blow him
00:37:28Mr. Opportunity is laughing at you
00:37:32For sitting along with nothing to do every day
00:37:37I hear what I say
00:37:39Hey, I got the notion he's around the bend
00:37:42I'm hoping for you to let him in today
00:37:46I hear what I say
00:37:48You better grab him
00:37:49Tackle him
00:37:51Lock him up
00:37:52Hold on with four feet
00:37:54Cause it's your chance of a lifetime, mama
00:37:56You better not blow him
00:37:58Cause it's your chance of a lifetime, mama
00:38:03You better not blow him
00:38:05Cause it's your chance of a lifetime, mama
00:38:09You better not blow him
00:38:11Hey, Sandy
00:38:13Take a look at my new bike
00:38:15Yeah, sure, Wally
00:38:16Look, um, I really got a lot to do today
00:38:17I'm in a hurry
00:38:18What?
00:38:19I thought we were gonna go to the movies
00:38:20Oh, wow, I completely forgot
00:38:22How about tomorrow night?
00:38:23You know that I'm working tomorrow night
00:38:24Well, I'll call you sometime
00:38:26What the hell does that mean?
00:38:29Hey, you two
00:38:30No necking in the parking lot
00:38:32Wally
00:38:34We better stop seeing each other
00:38:36It symbolizes man's attempt
00:38:53To come to grips with the demonic inside himself
00:38:56I wouldn't mind coming to grips with that one
00:38:59You're intolerable
00:39:00So is this concert
00:39:02Let's get out of here
00:39:03Okay
00:39:29I'll admit it's graceful
00:39:31But does it have any substance?
00:39:33Any meaning?
00:39:34Meaning?
00:39:35Well, sure
00:39:36It, uh, symbolizes flight
00:39:38Man's eternal quest for
00:39:40Wait a minute
00:39:41It can't symbolize flight
00:39:42It is flight
00:39:43Oh, well
00:39:44In that case
00:39:45It symbolizes
00:39:47Uh
00:39:48Come on
00:39:49I wanna hear this
00:39:50Uh
00:39:52Symbolizes sex
00:39:55Oh, you're right
00:39:57I am?
00:39:58No
00:39:59But I like your attitude
00:40:00You can't miss it
00:40:06It's in a brown bottle
00:40:07Just bring three or four
00:40:09You find it all right?
00:40:11I refuse to encourage the use of drugs
00:40:13Hell, amphetamines aren't drugs
00:40:15They're essential nutrients
00:40:16Well, we better get back to work
00:40:44This is a little ridiculous
00:40:48High school girl writing a term paper for a college senior
00:40:52You wanna graduate, don't you?
00:40:55Look, I haven't got enough units anyway
00:40:57I thought all you jocks took special courses like advanced towel snapping or the history of crotch rash
00:41:02Yeah, I got A's in both of those
00:41:04Unfortunately, I let a girl talk me into majoring in psychology last year
00:41:09A month later, we broke up and I was stuck with a major I couldn't even spell
00:41:13Besides, practices take up most of my time
00:41:18Oh, no
00:41:19What time is it?
00:41:219.30
00:41:22Jesus
00:41:22I forgot to call home
00:41:24I'm sorry, I forgot to call
00:41:36You're worried
00:41:39Well, you know
00:41:41She's worried about me riding home so late
00:41:46And asked if it would be all right for me to spend the night here
00:41:48Oh, sure
00:41:52Yeah, it's okay
00:41:54All right
00:41:55Bye
00:41:55That was your mother
00:42:01Yes
00:42:02You'd like to meet her sometime
00:42:04I'm sorry, I kept you waiting
00:42:24I was out by the swimming pool
00:42:25You, I thought you were the receptionist
00:42:28I was
00:42:29Oh, I mean, I was just filling in
00:42:30I'm definitely a registered therapist
00:42:32Oh, but then I presume Dr. Kramer has briefed you
00:42:33Oh, yes, we've talked for hours
00:42:35Miss, I must warn you, this is not going to be easy
00:42:38Oh, that's okay
00:42:39I'm handled to train anything
00:42:41Oh, Owen
00:42:43This is Miss...
00:42:45Bates
00:42:45Miss Bates, would you sit down, please?
00:42:46Can I get you anything to drink?
00:42:50Oh, no, no, thanks
00:42:51Can we eat now?
00:42:56Hey, Cookie
00:42:57Miss Bates, would you like a steak?
00:43:00What would you like?
00:43:00You want a steak?
00:43:02Oh, nothing, no, thanks
00:43:03How about chicken?
00:43:05Chicken
00:43:05We got chicken, you want chicken?
00:43:06You don't want chicken
00:43:07Cookie, what else do we have in there?
00:43:09Lobster
00:43:09We have lobster, you want lobster?
00:43:10You don't want lobster
00:43:11Do we have any shrimp?
00:43:12We don't have any shrimp
00:43:12Fish, do we have any fresh fish?
00:43:14I want shrimp
00:43:15We don't have any shrimp
00:43:16I want shrimp
00:43:18You want shrimp?
00:43:23It's in that house, that's what it is
00:43:25I put up with it, I put up with it
00:43:26I want it
00:43:27Do you know that you are my all-time favorite?
00:43:33I mean, I've got every single album that you've ever made
00:43:35Most people do
00:43:36No, I mean it
00:43:37You're really great
00:43:38I know
00:43:39God, you must lead an incredible life, huh?
00:43:42Yeah
00:43:43Incredible
00:43:44Um, Mr. Bowles, would you mind if I asked you a personal question?
00:43:52Would you find me attractive?
00:43:54What's personal about that?
00:43:58Well, you don't find me repulsive, do you?
00:44:02I hadn't thought about it
00:44:04Well, actually
00:44:07Well, I meant
00:44:08Well, I was wondering if
00:44:10Have you finished?
00:44:19Now, what is the matter with you?
00:44:21Don't you ever get turned on?
00:44:25It's too much trouble
00:44:26You and your bunny, you make a great team
00:44:36Baby bunny's sick today
00:44:40Oh, God
00:44:41I'm a witch
00:44:43But don't worry, I like you
00:44:45Jesus Christ, what the hell's going on in here?
00:44:47I thought I told you girls to stay out
00:44:48It's April's fault, she said we could
00:44:51This is lying, it was her idea
00:44:52I don't care, let's go girls, out, no
00:44:54Can't we stay?
00:44:55Out, no
00:44:55But I promise
00:44:57I have nothing
00:44:57You think you can have anything you want, anything you want
00:44:59Out, no, out
00:45:01I promise you'll be left alone now
00:45:04That won't be necessary, I'm leaving too
00:45:07I can't stand it anymore
00:45:10Pretending to be interested in that jellyfish
00:45:12I mean, God, to think that I kissed you makes my skin crawl
00:45:15We're gonna girl throw up around here
00:45:17Stop!
00:45:18Now, where are you going?
00:45:19This is outrageous, you can't do this
00:45:20Now, do you see this?
00:45:21This is a real man
00:45:23Passion, fire, virility
00:45:25Call me up sometime, huh?
00:45:28She's crazy
00:45:29She doesn't know what she's saying
00:45:31I bet you come back here
00:45:33You come back here now
00:45:35Come back here
00:45:36You don't leave
00:45:37Brady, bring her back
00:45:38Brady, Brady, do something
00:45:40Brady, Brady, Brady
00:45:42Brady
00:45:43And what do you want with this guy, anyway?
00:45:53I got to find him
00:45:54He was the only witness to a gas station hold-up
00:45:56Is that true?
00:45:57A hold-up?
00:45:58Yeah, on robbery
00:45:59And if I don't find him by this afternoon
00:46:01The wrong guy's gonna go to prison for it
00:46:02Well, I sure wish I could help you
00:46:04Good luck
00:46:06Okay, thanks
00:46:07Oh, miss
00:46:08This is just a thought
00:46:10But there's a little paint shop
00:46:12About a mile down the road
00:46:13Ernie's
00:46:14You might try there
00:46:15He sometimes does that kind of work
00:46:17Thanks
00:46:18All right
00:46:18Say, uh, did you make up your mind about that paint shop?
00:46:26I'll have to come back for it later
00:46:27You might try to see槍
00:48:57I just got to find him.
00:48:58Somebody told me he works here.
00:49:00He used to, but that's several months ago.
00:49:03Last time I talked to him, he said something about working at a junkyard.
00:49:06Do you remember the name of it?
00:49:08Oh, I don't know.
00:49:09Bob and Jess's, I think.
00:49:11Bob and Jess's.
00:49:12Jess and Bob.
00:49:12I found there a long port.
00:49:16Excuse me, honey.
00:49:29I couldn't help over here, and you're looking for my old buddy, Ray Garcia.
00:49:33You know Ray Garcia?
00:49:34Do I know Ray Garcia?
00:49:36Ray Garcia and I are tight like this.
00:49:38But I got to tell you, he don't work at Bob and Jess's no more.
00:49:41They fired him.
00:49:43I'll tell you where to look, though.
00:49:44There's a place called Las Palomas.
00:49:45I've seen it.
00:49:46Well, he hangs out there a lot.
00:49:47Thanks.
00:49:49Oh, if Ray isn't there, you ask for Eddie in the kitchen.
00:49:53He'll know where Ray is.
00:49:54Eddie?
00:49:54Yeah, thanks a lot.
00:49:56Pleasure's all mine.
00:49:58Give me Eddie.
00:50:23Give me Eddie.
00:50:28Are you ready?
00:50:36Maybe.
00:50:40Can you tell me where to find Ray Garcia?
00:50:43Maybe.
00:50:44I got to find him today.
00:50:45It's urgent.
00:50:53Uh-huh.
00:50:54Look.
00:50:55Can't you see I'm in a hurry?
00:50:58You like enchiladas?
00:50:59I know how to make them real good.
00:51:01Most people don't know how to make an enchilada.
00:51:04They think you just throw together a few things.
00:51:06A little beef, a little cheese, some onions.
00:51:08And bueno, enchilada.
00:51:10No way, baby.
00:51:12You got to know how to do it.
00:51:13And take this.
00:51:15You got to know the secret ingredient.
00:51:17Do you know where Ray is or don't you?
00:51:19As I was saying, you got to know the secret ingredient.
00:51:24Watch.
00:51:24Fat.
00:51:27Fat.
00:51:29Most people tell you fat's no good for you.
00:51:31But that's their opinion.
00:51:33If you ask me, a thing ain't worth eating.
00:51:36Unless it's got some fat on it.
00:51:39How about you?
00:51:40You like fat?
00:51:41Yeah, no, you got to know what I'm doing, aren't you?
00:51:43Hey, hey, take it easy.
00:51:46Maybe we can work something out.
00:51:48How much is it worth to you?
00:51:49Are you crazy?
00:51:50I don't have any money.
00:51:52You do have certain negotiable properties, shall we say?
00:51:57Okay.
00:51:58Let's go.
00:51:59So you're looking for a witness, eh?
00:52:12Too bad you don't have one now.
00:52:15Or she'd really have something to see.
00:52:16You filthy pig.
00:52:29Oh, sorry.
00:52:41A little skinny.
00:52:43What you'll do?
00:52:44Lie down.
00:52:45Okay, mister.
00:53:05You wanted to do it?
00:53:07Let's do it.
00:53:09Only one thing.
00:53:11This better be good.
00:53:14What's the matter?
00:53:15Having trouble?
00:53:17Romance gone out of it?
00:53:19Bubbles all gone?
00:53:21All right, get off.
00:53:26Where do you think you're going?
00:53:29You couldn't.
00:53:31Stop, stop right there.
00:53:34Damn.
00:53:34What?
00:53:35Hey, Jim.
00:53:36Oh, come on.
00:53:39Let's do it.
00:53:41Bye.
00:53:43oderin
00:53:44Alt
00:53:51isn't there.
00:53:53Yeah, it is.
00:53:57You're welcome.
00:53:58Let's go.
00:54:28Uh-huh.
00:54:29And you witnessed a gas station hold-up this week, right?
00:54:33Uh-huh.
00:54:33And you remember a guy in a light print shirt who asked you for a cigarette?
00:54:38Uh-huh.
00:54:39Boy, am I glad to see you.
00:54:41Listen, are you willing to testify in court that that guy had nothing to do with the hold-up?
00:54:45No.
00:54:46No? Why not?
00:54:47Because it would be alive.
00:54:50The guy in the light print shirt was the leader.
00:54:53He... he... he was the one who walked in first.
00:54:58But wait a minute. You don't understand. That was a coincidence.
00:55:00No, I... I saw it myself.
00:55:02He was the leader.
00:55:04No, you're just guessing. You're not sure.
00:55:06I... I saw it.
00:55:09He... he had a gun.
00:55:11A gun? No, it can't be.
00:55:13He shot the attendant.
00:55:15No!
00:55:16Shot him in cold blood.
00:55:17No!
00:55:18You know, you're a pretty good actor.
00:55:43Well, I... I had the proper motivation.
00:55:45You've done okay so far.
00:55:47Now, get down on the ground and stay there.
00:55:51Remember, that mouse stays shut real tight, see?
00:55:55Because if you try any funny stuff, I'll make wallpaper out of your brains, assuming you've got any.
00:55:59Okay, yo-yo, hang it up.
00:56:29Looks like you don't learn too fast.
00:56:35Ordering a pizza. Yeah, I know. Come on.
00:56:37We're closing early today, so you can take your private lessons.
00:56:41Oh.
00:56:42And while we're locking the gate,
00:56:45you might be thinking about which leg you want broken first.
00:56:48Say, I, uh, need a VW fender.
00:56:53Oh, well, we ain't got any.
00:56:55Sure you do, there's a whole bunch right over there.
00:56:57Oh, well, ain't that too bad, because we're closing early today.
00:57:00Hey, what the hell? We got time for one more customer.
00:57:04Okay, babe.
00:57:05Whatever you say, but I better come along.
00:57:06I know how accident-prone you are.
00:57:08Let's go.
00:57:09What is that?
00:57:17What happened?
00:57:20What's wrong?
00:57:21I got something for you.
00:57:23You found it.
00:57:27There.
00:57:28That's what you wanted?
00:57:30The name of the witness at the gas station?
00:57:32The witness who saw you?
00:57:34Shoot the attendant?
00:57:35Wait.
00:57:36He couldn't have said that.
00:57:37He's a liar.
00:57:37He's a damn liar.
00:57:39Yeah.
00:57:40The world is full of lies.
00:57:46Hey, what is this?
00:57:48What's the matter?
00:57:51What's happened?
00:57:53What's the matter, dear?
00:57:55What's happened?
00:57:55What's the matter?
00:57:57Tell me.
00:57:58What's the matter?
00:58:00What's happened, dear?
00:58:03Nothing.
00:58:03Oh, come on.
00:58:05You can tell me.
00:58:07I'm an old hand.
00:58:09What happened, honey?
00:58:10What's the matter?
00:58:12What?
00:58:12Oh.
00:58:14Honey, do you know that your dress is torn?
00:58:18What happened?
00:58:21Yes, I know.
00:58:22I caught it in a fender.
00:58:26Oh, my God.
00:58:27I caught the police.
00:58:38Oh.
00:58:39Oh.
00:58:39Come on, jive ass, and no more cute tricks,
00:59:04or you're going to be real sorry and real dead.
00:59:09If this is too tight, let me know, so I can make it tighter.
00:59:39See you later.
00:59:43Give me that!
00:59:47Go ahead, man.
00:59:49Have it your own way, John.
00:59:53What?
00:59:55So long, pal.
01:00:11I'm going to miss you guys.
01:00:27Oh, Jesus Christ!
01:00:45I'm going to miss you.
01:01:01Dr. Wilson, how are things going?
01:01:09Uh, okay.
01:01:10Do you have a second?
01:01:11Well, actually, I...
01:01:12You see, I wanted to ask you about that incident in the emergency room the other day.
01:01:16The basketball player?
01:01:17Oh, um, yes.
01:01:19I was just wondering, what could cause a thing like that?
01:01:22Why do you ask?
01:01:24No reason, just curious.
01:01:25Well, I'll tell you the truth.
01:01:27You can't always tell.
01:01:28It could be drugs, though in this case the tests were negative.
01:01:32Or it could be a concussion.
01:01:34Hmm.
01:01:35Okay, thank you.
01:01:36That's all?
01:01:37Mm-hmm.
01:01:38I'll see you later.
01:01:42First-class transportation and reasonable expenses shall be paid to all actors, monteurs, and personal theaters.
01:01:47The producers shall offer it to assure the actors on tour...
01:01:50Hold on, just a minute.
01:01:52Hold on.
01:01:55What are you doing here?
01:01:58I left my purse.
01:02:00I spoke with Dr. Kramer about you yesterday.
01:02:02He was very upset.
01:02:03Where's the Emperor?
01:02:05Downstairs.
01:02:06Hold on.
01:02:07Hey!
01:02:08But you can't go down there!
01:02:23Well, it seems to me that I left my purse.
01:02:26Oh, so you've come back to apologize.
01:02:29Apologize?
01:02:30Apologize for what?
01:02:32For what you said about me.
01:02:33About my record.
01:02:34Records?
01:02:36Records?
01:02:37That's odd.
01:02:38I've never even heard any of your records before.
01:02:40Unless, you know, by chance in the elevator or something.
01:02:43Say, you haven't seen my purse in here, have you?
01:02:45Yes?
01:02:46No.
01:02:47Well, I was sitting right here.
01:02:48That means...
01:02:49Oh, excuse me.
01:02:50Pull over a little.
01:02:52Dammit, where is it?
01:02:56By the way, I'm seriously considering letting you make love to me.
01:03:01The pool.
01:03:02Did I have it with me by the pool?
01:03:04Do you know that most women find me irresistible?
01:03:07Well, there's no accounting for taste now, is there?
01:03:09Would you believe I get over 50 pounds of mail every week?
01:03:13Well, it must be comforting to know at least some of your fans are old enough to write.
01:03:16I can't go out in public without being attacked by teenage girls.
01:03:19And does your music have that effect on dogs, too?
01:03:22Bet you.
01:03:23Let go of me.
01:03:24You're hurting.
01:03:25Bet you aren't going anywhere till I say so.
01:03:27Listen here, girl.
01:03:28No one walks out.
01:03:29No one bowls.
01:03:30No one!
01:03:31You really are a sick one, aren't you?
01:03:35Yes, I am.
01:03:36Oh!
01:03:37Oh!
01:03:38Oh!
01:03:39Oh!
01:03:40Oh!
01:03:41Oh!
01:03:42Oh!
01:03:43Oh!
01:03:44Oh!
01:03:45Oh!
01:03:46Oh!
01:03:47Oh!
01:03:48Oh!
01:03:49Oh!
01:03:50Oh!
01:03:51Oh!
01:03:52Oh!
01:03:54Oh!
01:03:55Oh!
01:03:56Oh!
01:03:57Oh!
01:03:58Oh!
01:03:59Oh!
01:04:00Oh!
01:04:01What the hell is going on?
01:04:02Owen!
01:04:03Owen, stop!
01:04:04Owen, stop!
01:04:05Please!
01:04:06Owen!
01:04:07Owen, pick up the legal consequences!
01:04:08Owen!
01:04:09She could be underage!
01:04:10It's gonna ruin us!
01:04:15You know, this is funny.
01:04:18I came here today with only one thing in mind.
01:04:20I wanted to say that I, Sandy Bates, had slept with the famous Owen Bowles.
01:04:25And now here you are begging for me, and I wouldn't touch you if you were the last man on earth.
01:04:31You're the most disgusting...
01:04:33Oh, you're gorgeous.
01:04:40Oh, you're all right, Bruce.
01:04:41Oh, beautiful.
01:04:44Oh, come on, come on.
01:04:46Oh, gorgeous, man.
01:04:48Oh, you're gorgeous, darling.
01:04:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, look, I hear him.
01:05:02Where does it go from here?
01:05:04I don't know about you, but I'm going to a basketball game.
01:05:07Oh, no, no, no, no!
01:05:10Don, where have you been?
01:05:12Don't even ask.
01:05:13Hey, how's your friend doing out there?
01:05:30He's looking pretty good.
01:05:37Hey, Gallagher, open your eyes!
01:05:43Hey, Gallagher, your mother blows goats!
01:06:00Gallagher, get out of there!
01:06:02I finally took that zombie out of the game.
01:06:04Hey, Gallagher, kiss my Charlie!
01:06:10Sorry, it slipped.
01:06:12Into the lineup for the Matadors, number 21, Sam Jefferson.
01:06:22Basket number 13, Steve Wilson.
01:06:25Let's go!
01:06:28Let's go!
01:06:33Let's go!
01:06:34Hey, Doc, come here.
01:06:39Where's your bag?
01:06:40Hey, I'm really wiped out.
01:06:42Oh, you know where it is.
01:06:44Hey, didn't I give you a couple of those already?
01:06:47Yeah, but it didn't help.
01:06:49Well, just take it easy.
01:06:51Those things are not aspirin, you know.
01:06:53Yeah, sure.
01:06:54Your attention, please.
01:07:05Contestants for tonight's final security in a look-alike contest are reminded to register at the score's table as soon as possible.
01:07:10And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, although Jennifer Tidwell will not be crowned homecoming queen tonight,
01:07:24the dance in her honor will be held at schedule immediately preceding the game.
01:07:27Uh, correction, that's immediately following the game.
01:07:30Go, Ladders, go!
01:07:32Hey, Cliff, come on!
01:07:37Come on, Cliff!
01:07:38Come on, Cliff!
01:07:41Number 42, Anthony Juanel.
01:07:43All right!
01:07:59How do you like him now?
01:08:10Basket, Matadors, they trail by three.
01:08:26In the game!
01:08:35Mat tiny, Gallagher trail by one.
01:08:38Take it away!
01:08:40Take it away!
01:08:41Take it away!
01:08:41Come on!
01:08:43Come on!
01:08:45Come on!
01:08:47Come on!
01:08:49Come on!
01:08:51Come on!
01:08:53Come on!
01:08:55Come on!
01:08:57Back and Gallagher he did!
01:08:59We won! We won!
01:09:01Gallagher did!
01:09:03Holy shit!
01:09:11Come on!
01:09:13Come on!
01:09:23Come on! Let's get out of here!
01:09:25Stick around! Cliff will take us out to celebrate!
01:09:27No, I don't know!
01:09:29Come on! It'll be fun!
01:09:31Yahoo!
01:09:33Will you slow down?
01:09:35Quick! Quick!
01:09:37What's wrong with you?
01:09:41Nothing wrong with me!
01:09:43I'm flying!
01:09:45Never fear girls while riding with the A number one
01:09:49Greatest! The all time of all time of all time!
01:09:51Cliff, slow down!
01:09:53You're crazy! You're gonna...
01:09:55Watch this one! He drives! He fakes!
01:09:57A right! A right! A left!
01:10:03With speed! With power! With moves!
01:10:05Guys, you're crazy!
01:10:07Not crazy! Just flying!
01:10:09Then you were on drugs when they brought you into the hospital!
01:10:11You said it! Gotta be high!
01:10:13You're going the wrong way!
01:10:15Stop the car!
01:10:19Hurry out of this car!
01:10:23Wahoo!
01:10:25Hey...
01:10:26Oh, my God.
01:10:56Well, this looks like a familiar face.
01:10:58Call now and have a type of cross branch, five units.
01:11:01Have a whole five more.
01:11:03Uh-uh, can't do it.
01:11:04What's the matter?
01:11:05Lasts back up a couple of hours.
01:11:06A couple of hours?
01:11:07Hey, didn't we fight this guy a few days ago?
01:11:10Yeah.
01:11:10All right, then let's go with that.
01:11:11Right.
01:11:12I want you to call X-ray and have him tell him he needs some skull film.
01:11:16I want a CBC and an SMA.
01:11:26Dr. Wilson.
01:11:32Dr. Wilson, stop.
01:11:34I have to talk to you.
01:11:36It's very important.
01:11:37What's the matter with your head?
01:11:38Never mind my head.
01:11:39Nurse.
01:11:40It's about clips.
01:11:41Nurse, if you take a look at this, she'll take care of you.
01:11:43Wait, don't go.
01:11:43I have to.
01:11:44Oh, come on.
01:11:45I have to.
01:11:45Get some stitches in this.
01:11:47Hardly 150.
01:11:48Doctor, the blood pressure's going down.
01:11:50Damn it, what's going on here?
01:11:52Where's that report?
01:11:53Call the lab again.
01:11:54Dr. Wilson, I've got to talk to you.
01:12:00Not now.
01:12:01It has to be now.
01:12:03It's imperative.
01:12:04It's about that patient.
01:12:05Damn it, will you let go of me and get out of here?
01:12:07I can't.
01:12:08It's an emergency.
01:12:09I haven't talked to you.
01:12:10Now, listen to me.
01:12:12When that patient came in here Tuesday, who took the blood test?
01:12:15Dr. Krause, right?
01:12:16And what did they reveal?
01:12:17Nothing, right?
01:12:18Well, I know for a fact that Cliff had taken speed that night.
01:12:21What are you saying?
01:12:22Dr. Krause substituted someone else's blood for Gallagher's.
01:12:25Maybe his own.
01:12:26Why?
01:12:27That doesn't make sense.
01:12:28He's trying to cover up the fact that he's supplying speed to the team.
01:12:31In other words.
01:12:33In other words, the blood that you're giving that patient is tight for someone else.
01:12:36Nurse!
01:12:37Never mind.
01:12:38I'll get it.
01:12:38I'll get it.
01:13:38He's going to be all right.
01:13:49Can I see him?
01:13:50We've sedated him. We'll be taking him upstairs in a minute.
01:13:54Now, are you positive these tests won't hurt? I mean, no shots or anything?
01:13:59No, no, just x-rays. In fact, if my guess is right, you're going to be in school next week.
01:14:03That soon, huh?
01:14:05Yep.
01:14:05Well, now that you mention it, I do have a vein back here.
01:14:09Hey, look out!
01:14:11Please, be careful!
01:14:13Oh, my God, Marissa!
01:14:14Hey, what are you doing in here?
01:14:17Hey, it's a long story. Ask him.
01:14:19Come on, you guys, get me out of here!
01:14:23Yeah, go ahead. I'll check by later.
01:14:25I'm going to go ahead and get him upstairs.
01:14:33Yes, of course.
01:14:35I'm going to see you later.
01:14:36Doc, what?
01:14:38I couldn't help noticing that the onset of renal malfunction called...
01:14:40Have you ever considered law school?
01:14:43Law school?
01:14:44Think of it.
01:14:45Law school about yesterday.
01:14:47Forget it.
01:14:47Well, I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
01:14:51Okay.
01:14:55Ouch!
01:14:57Oh, and balls, huh?
01:14:58Well, I'll say this for you, Sandy.
01:15:00You have a fertile imagination.
01:15:02Okay, so don't believe me.
01:15:03There's plenty of others that will, like Dr. Melnick.
01:15:06Molly, what is it?
01:15:10Don't you tell me what's wrong with that doctor?
01:15:14Don't you give me no remedy?
01:15:16Doctor, please take my advice.
01:15:19I want a candle for something sweet and nice.
01:15:22I want a candle.
01:15:23I want a candle.
01:15:25I want a candle.
01:15:26I want a candle.
01:15:27I want a candle.
01:15:29I want a candle.
01:15:31I want a candle.
01:15:33I want a candle.
01:15:35I want a candle.
01:15:39I want a candle.
01:15:41I want a candle.
01:15:42I want a candle.
01:15:43I want a candle.
01:15:43Something sweet and nice.
01:15:51Doctor, my temperature's hot.
01:15:54Doctor, I seem to break out a lot.
01:15:57Doctor, please take my advice.
01:16:00I want a candle.
01:16:01I want candy
01:16:04I want candy
01:16:07I want candy
01:16:31I want candy
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