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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Oh, wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:31Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:32I tried to get along with you.
00:01:33You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:34I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:35Right back at you.
00:01:36I fucking hate you.
00:01:37I fucking hate you.
00:01:40I fucking hate you more.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, when we thought I was legal, we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:40Okay. Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:40And don't be late.
00:03:41Don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:02Yeah.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:08You need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:52Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:58Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:10Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Nah, it's too late he's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:35Well, you-
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:37Okay?
00:05:38But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far-
00:05:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:55Um, but-
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:05So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:21I thought, there is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:28And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:33I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out.
00:06:36Okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this.
00:06:38Together.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:03Yeah.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This-
00:07:09No, no, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings.
00:07:17For my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:41Mm-hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:43And, uh, make something nice.
00:07:44Come on, Becky.
00:07:45Come on.
00:07:46Okay.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:48Oh, Amelia.
00:07:49You look bellissima.
00:07:50Except for the dog hair.
00:07:51Come with me.
00:07:52I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:53Are they from Italy?
00:07:54Yes.
00:07:55Wow.
00:07:56Wow.
00:07:57Yes, of course.
00:07:58Everything's from Italy here.
00:08:00Well.
00:08:01Amelia, meet.
00:08:03I have to land you all on my side.
00:08:04I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday?
00:08:05Mm-hmm.
00:08:06I know.
00:08:07I know.
00:08:08I know.
00:08:09I know.
00:08:10I know.
00:08:11I know.
00:08:12I know.
00:08:13I know.
00:08:14What?
00:08:15I know.
00:08:16I know.
00:08:17I know.
00:08:18I know.
00:08:19I know.
00:08:20I know.
00:08:21I know.
00:08:22I know.
00:08:23I know.
00:08:24that? Yeah. Aren't you the cleaning lady? I'm a dog walker. Don't be so defensive. I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted. I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino? I'm really happy to. Hey, I remember that she, huh?
00:08:54Do you want to do me a favor? What exactly? How does it look? Not half bad. I mean, it's
00:09:14fine. Whatever. Let's do some sexy ones, okay? Or not. I don't feel like being your photographer
00:09:24all night. You work for my dad. You have to do what I say. You don't look like Romulus to
00:09:29me. Just a few more pictures. I'm not here to update your Tinder profile. I don't need
00:09:35Tinder. I'm an underwear model. My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane. Whatever.
00:09:44for me another. For me another. I told you I'm... Fine. See? Dog walker. That wasn't
00:10:03so hard. What the fuck? Asshole. You crazy. Amelia. Whoa. What's wrong? I asked her to pour
00:10:18me another drink and she's... My son, he's just immature. All right? And that's why I invited
00:10:24you to put forward it. Please. All right? Just have a seat. All right? And I promise he'll
00:10:31be on his best behavior for the rest of the night. Won't you, son? So, Amelia needs money
00:10:36to pay for her sister's cancer treatment. Cancer? Make my own money, Dad. Okay. I want
00:10:45the business. Make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want. What kind of deal? Well,
00:10:54it's nothing crazy. No. You two just have to get married, that's all. What? What? Romulus,
00:11:04what are you saying? I can't marry the male Paris Hilton. Yeah, and I can't marry someone who
00:11:09picks up dog crap for a living. Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:14You have to grow up before you can run our business. And the best way to do that is to get
00:11:20married. We're not even a match. We hate each other. At least I do. Obviously. I see. There's
00:11:28something uncommon already. Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites. Oh, yeah. We were like
00:11:35pizza and Hawaiian pizza. She sure drove me crazy when we first met. I know you're probably
00:11:43thinking I'm just some old fool, huh? But I learned a thing or two in 70 years. You two
00:11:49have chemistry. Yeah, like a nuclear bomb. As if. Romulus, isn't there another way? I don't
00:11:56want to be miserable for the rest of my life. Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't
00:12:00you? Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement. What's
00:12:11it going to be? What's it going to be? Fine. I'll do it. For Betsy.
00:12:23Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting. If you're not going to agree
00:12:31to marry her, then you're going to lose the business. And you're also going to lose your
00:12:38inheritance. What the hell, Dad? Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it. Now, let's just go into the office
00:12:49now. The lorries have already drafted the contract. And, son, we're going to need some
00:12:54champagne. Right? Right, my mom. Yeah. Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:02You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me. And I'll
00:13:09tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too. I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:14Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know. Look, there's
00:13:21nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out
00:13:26to the public, right? That's why this has to be our own secret. Are we agreed? Sure.
00:13:33All right. Sign in. Salute to the new couple.
00:13:56So, your place or mine? I'm not staying at a doghouse. Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:13So, this is Michelangelo's place. It's like a museum in here. A Michelangelo museum. Ugh.
00:14:43Whoa. Whoa. What was this? Put it in the trash. This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's
00:14:58an artist. So, put them in your room. I said you could live here, not decorate. Oh, I'm
00:15:03sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock? That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:08Look, I gotta go meet somebody. If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we're throwing
00:15:17it all in the fireplace. It's an electric. Oh, by the way, this is gonna work. You might
00:15:29want to start wearing that. Gee, thanks. Welcome.
00:15:38Mom. You're getting married? Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world. I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:15:47It's just...it's not like you. Actually, we're...reserved. Safe. Like I always taught you. Well, things
00:16:01change when you find out your sister has cancer. And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay
00:16:06for some of your treatments. So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:10Michelangelo? The Ninja Turtle? No. Michelangelo...Dino Valeno? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:20Michelangelo? Michaelangelo? Dino Valeno? Shhh.
00:16:27Socialite Man will have to, like, start a hundred cancel Bravo shows? How did you even meet?
00:16:33His dad is one of my clients. It's been a whirlwind of a romance. He's so...toxic.
00:16:43speak of the devil? Oh, yeah. You know, that's probably an old issue. This is a doctor's office.
00:16:55Amelia. Betsy Carlisle? Doctor's ready. We'll talk about this later.
00:17:13You ready to get wet, baby? We're already wet.
00:17:43Where did that come from?
00:17:47No, no.
00:17:48Nice place.
00:18:13I love the artwork.
00:18:15Thanks, Marley.
00:18:16A little of good taste.
00:18:21No, I'm good.
00:18:22You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:24More for me.
00:18:29You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:32you should see the bedroom.
00:18:33No.
00:18:42Who are you?
00:18:46Who are you?
00:18:49Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:18:53Whatever.
00:18:56Can you guys just keep it down?
00:18:57I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:00This is my house?
00:19:02We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:04Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:06You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:09What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:11He's jealous.
00:19:13Jealous?
00:19:14I'm not jealous!
00:19:17Sweet dreams!
00:19:19I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:31Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:32See you later.
00:19:52And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:57Sorry.
00:19:58I had one too many to drink.
00:19:59It won't happen again.
00:20:00You better not.
00:20:01How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:15Not now.
00:20:16My head's killing me.
00:20:17We need to talk about last night.
00:20:19No.
00:20:19What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:22I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:26Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:28But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:31And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:34Fine.
00:20:35I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:36Just give me my phone.
00:20:37My sister needs this money.
00:20:42My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:46And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:52Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:59Yeah, no shit.
00:21:01I'm serious.
00:21:02Get what we want.
00:21:02Yeah, no shit.
00:21:04I'm serious.
00:21:06Don't screw this up.
00:21:08Don't screw this up.
00:21:11I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:14I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:17I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:20I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:22And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:25And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:28Whatever I want.
00:21:30Wherever I want.
00:21:31Fine.
00:21:32Do whatever you want.
00:21:35I'm sorry.
00:21:36It's a bit harsh.
00:21:40I'm sorry.
00:21:41It's a bit harsh.
00:21:43I'm sorry.
00:21:43Just really, really hungover.
00:21:52Hungover.
00:21:54That could have gone better.
00:21:57That could have gone better.
00:21:58Hey baby, hey baby, you know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia, you're rich, you
00:22:14don't have to keep working, Amelia, you're rich now, I know, I like it, I know, I like
00:22:22it.
00:22:23You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son, rubs off on my son.
00:22:30Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:34How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:37Oh, fine, yeah, we're, oh, fine, yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:22:46All right, well give him time, all right?
00:22:51Oh, and listen, he is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:56Look, I, I promise.
00:22:58I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:59Yeah, you're right.
00:23:01Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04Come on, Gucci.
00:23:05Yeah.
00:23:06Come on.
00:23:07Bye, Gooch.
00:23:10Hey, Amelia.
00:23:11Hey, Jake.
00:23:13Gucci, no.
00:23:14Oh.
00:23:15Royce.
00:23:16It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:20It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:23Same here.
00:23:24Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:35His whole family, actually.
00:23:37All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:39They should make a reality show.
00:23:41We're old dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:23:43Do you want to walk together?
00:23:44Let these two get to know each other?
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:46I'd like that.
00:23:47So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:00A couple months.
00:24:01I like it.
00:24:02I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:04Barista.
00:24:05Uber driver.
00:24:06Delivery guy.
00:24:07Movie extra?
00:24:08You were in a movie.
00:24:09Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:10I was trying to impress you.
00:24:11How about you?
00:24:12How long have you been doing this?
00:24:13I don't know.
00:24:14My whole life, I guess.
00:24:15It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:19Wow.
00:24:20I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:21Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:23I don't know.
00:24:24I don't know.
00:24:25I don't know.
00:24:26I don't know.
00:24:27I don't know.
00:24:28I don't know.
00:24:29I don't know.
00:24:30I don't know.
00:24:31I don't know.
00:24:32Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:37If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:40My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:24:43Do you want to go?
00:24:45I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:24:49You did?
00:24:51Yeah.
00:24:53I still do.
00:24:57He's cute.
00:24:58I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:01Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:08I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:10Hell yeah.
00:25:12I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:14Yeah.
00:25:18I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:21I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:26Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:30Um, it's just a class ring.
00:25:32From high school.
00:25:34Looks pretty big.
00:25:36It was a big school.
00:25:38Public schools.
00:25:39Am I right?
00:25:40I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:25:48Me?
00:25:49Engaged?
00:25:50No.
00:25:51Are you kidding?
00:25:52I'm 24.
00:25:53I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:54I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:58Nope.
00:25:59Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:02Okay.
00:26:06Royce pooped.
00:26:07You should pick it up.
00:26:08Where? I don't see it.
00:26:10Just over there.
00:26:18Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:20Of course.
00:26:21It's an office.
00:26:22You want to be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:26:24You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:26:30Very funny.
00:26:31You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:32Yes, I know.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:34That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:26:36So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:26:40Can I get Starbucks first?
00:26:41Fuck no.
00:26:43Come on, Dad.
00:26:44Okay.
00:26:52Ow!
00:26:56Oh my goodness.
00:26:57Are you okay?
00:26:59Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:05You're engaged, remember?
00:27:09And this is our new palette.
00:27:11It's Matt's collection.
00:27:14He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:18But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:27:30What, Dad?
00:27:33What a day, Dad.
00:27:34It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:36Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:27:41Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:27:43Hard work does pay off.
00:27:45Let me just look at Amelia.
00:27:47What about her?
00:27:48She comes from nothing, son.
00:27:50Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:27:52But she just worked hard, and now...
00:27:54Well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:57I guess that's impressive.
00:27:59Yeah, I see.
00:28:00See, it is.
00:28:01I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:04I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:07Break's over.
00:28:12Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:14One day down.
00:28:15Forty more years to go.
00:28:16Hey, hey, hey.
00:28:17Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:28:22raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:28:35You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia, tonight.
00:28:36Tonight?
00:28:37Shit.
00:28:38When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:39I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:40The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:41Why?
00:28:42Why?
00:28:43Why?
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00:28:57Why?
00:28:58Why?
00:28:59Why?
00:29:00Why?
00:29:01What's that?
00:29:02Why?
00:29:03Why?
00:29:04Why?
00:29:05Why?
00:29:06Why?
00:29:07Why?
00:29:08Why?
00:29:09Why?
00:29:10Why?
00:29:11Why?
00:29:12Why am I thinking, it's time for the world to meet names
00:29:14tonight.
00:29:15I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:17What's the matter?
00:29:19You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:21Yeah, we're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:25Alright, so it's all settled.
00:29:27I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:29:35Why, Dad?
00:29:45So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:29:51Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:55And?
00:29:57And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:01But, since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:06You better not let that hair down.
00:30:08Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:15How's it going in there?
00:30:19I'm coming out.
00:30:30Is that bad?
00:30:32I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:37Buy that dress, ASAP.
00:30:39Leave me alone, party boy.
00:30:44I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:09What are you looking at?
00:31:23You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:25Oh, thanks.
00:31:26I, um...
00:31:27I...
00:31:28Did you forget my name?
00:31:30No, it's just, uh, something different.
00:31:34Did you change your hair?
00:31:36Why do you care?
00:31:37The manwhore house is yours tonight.
00:31:39I'm going out.
00:31:40I just forgot my charger.
00:31:41Awesome.
00:31:42Thanks.
00:31:45I'm taking this.
00:31:47Wait.
00:31:48I've been calling you.
00:31:49We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:31:50I told you.
00:31:51I'm busy.
00:31:52Hold on!
00:31:55Amelia!
00:31:56All right, hey.
00:32:04Look who's right on time.
00:32:05Nice.
00:32:06Where's Amelia?
00:32:08She's...
00:32:09Sick.
00:32:10She can't break it.
00:32:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:13No.
00:32:14If your fiance's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:16Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:32:19You know, give her some...
00:32:20Give her some nice soup.
00:32:21Alright.
00:32:22I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:23both of you for the next one. Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better sooner. Poor thing.
00:32:29Okay, Dad. See you in the office.
00:32:37Stupid dog walker? Tricking me with her makeover. I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:32:50Hey, it's Michelangelo Dean Levino. You still track people?
00:32:53Wow. Amelia. Hi. You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog. Sorry, I don't come to
00:33:19concerts off and I kind of panicked. No worries. I should have mentioned this is more of a five
00:33:24dollar beer kind of place. Yeah. But you're drinking for free tonight. Talk to the bartender.
00:33:30Wow. The IP treatment. You look like one. Thanks, Dad. Hey, lover boy. We're on.
00:33:41Gotta go. Find me in the green room after. Hope you like it. Break a leg, lover boy.
00:33:58You know what I want, babe. All the little things that I'm not showing. You know what I want, babe.
00:34:07Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:10All I do. You know what I want, babe.
00:34:14Good. Nothing from Michelangelo. Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:24One more, please.
00:34:25But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:39Jake, you guys are great.
00:34:43You really think so? I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:34:47The who?
00:34:49You don't know the strokes.
00:34:53Are they older? I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:58It's all right. Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:02You want some of that a drink?
00:35:03Yeah. Thank you.
00:35:05So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:15Since I was 13.
00:35:17Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:22That's awesome.
00:35:23When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:28You're going to quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.
00:35:33I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:36I don't even like dogs that much. I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:40A cat person?
00:35:44Who doesn't like dogs? Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:35:49I don't want to talk about work tonight. I just want to relax. Have a good time.
00:35:54You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:59I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:02Now I'm not sure. We have nothing in common.
00:36:05Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:10What the heck? I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:13Michelangelo had his fun. Now I can have mine.
00:36:24It looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:33What's going on?
00:36:34That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:36:39He's not. You're coming with me, dog walker.
00:36:42Don't make me get the leash.
00:36:43What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:36:45Back off, dude. Back off.
00:36:47Grubby little hipster. She's my fiance.
00:36:49So that was an engagement ring?
00:36:53Jake, I can explain.
00:36:55Let's go.
00:36:58I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:59I'm not Jake.
00:37:05This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:11And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:13I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:37:21You're such a hypocrite.
00:37:23Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:25Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:28I'm not following you around.
00:37:30You know what? I get it.
00:37:31You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:36Me jealous?
00:37:37Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:40Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:37:42I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:37:44I have a name.
00:37:47Wait, what are you doing?
00:37:48That is an original.
00:37:49I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:37:52Oh, fine.
00:37:53I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:56I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:59You're treating me like shit.
00:38:02That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:03You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:04I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:06We signed a contract.
00:38:07For an arranged marriage.
00:38:09Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:13You are such a simpleton.
00:38:16Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:19Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:21I tried to get along with you.
00:38:22You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:24I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:26Right back at you.
00:38:28I fucking hate you.
00:38:29I fucking hate you more.
00:38:39You three years was a fabulous adventure.
00:38:40One minute was a Abacaddon אפ.
00:38:41You know what I mean?
00:38:43You're so handsome, dude something.
00:38:45When he got nine years before I saw my son.
00:38:50But he lost my son.
00:38:52I thought I was this?
00:38:53He was lost.
00:38:53I thought, like, what is he doing?
00:38:55I got a...
00:38:56He was losing.
00:38:57He was losing.
00:38:58I just knew that he was losing.
00:38:59Cause I was losing one night tonight.
00:38:59Why did he do, like that?
00:39:00It's what everyone right?
00:39:01You woke, he was 다시, K Loser, the baby,
00:39:02He was losing my day!
00:39:03You were losing your day.
00:39:04He left me better than how sticks.
00:39:05I lost him.
00:39:06Where am I?
00:39:36Who's spooning me?
00:39:40Is that Jake?
00:39:42How drunk was I?
00:39:48Michelangelo?
00:39:49Dog Walker.
00:39:51Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:56Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:59We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:02We had too many drinks.
00:40:04Just forget it ever happened, if that's what you want.
00:40:08Definitely.
00:40:10Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:14I should get up too.
00:40:17Oh, my head.
00:40:19There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:40:21Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:23Of course.
00:40:25My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:29Well, you look great.
00:40:31Thanks.
00:40:32I don't feel great.
00:40:34The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:38But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:40:42What's going on?
00:40:44So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:40:50Wait.
00:40:52For the first time?
00:40:54Yeah.
00:40:55We're taking it slow.
00:40:57Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:41:02Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:06And...
00:41:08How was it?
00:41:10Well...
00:41:11Really bad.
00:41:12Right?
00:41:13I knew it.
00:41:14Actually...
00:41:15It was the best sex I ever had?
00:41:18Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:21Hello.
00:41:24I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:26Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:28That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:31I don't get it.
00:41:32He and I are nothing alike.
00:41:34And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:36I feel like...
00:41:37Like an arcade game.
00:41:38And he just keeps getting the high score.
00:41:39Again, and again, and...
00:41:41You get the picture.
00:41:44Hey.
00:41:47Opposites attract.
00:41:48I mean...
00:41:49That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:41:52Because you're so different.
00:41:54Something like that.
00:42:04Here it comes.
00:42:05Right on the schedule.
00:42:06Dog walkers in love with me.
00:42:08I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:11Weird.
00:42:12I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:18What was that about?
00:42:19Must be the hangover.
00:42:25Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:38Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:40...
00:42:46...
00:42:47...
00:42:48...
00:42:50Hey.
00:42:52Unfortunately, something came up.
00:42:54I...
00:42:55I can't make it tonight.
00:42:56...
00:43:00Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:01And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:04...
00:43:10We should talk a little bit about this thing.
00:43:34I'm not very good with words.
00:43:37Me neither.
00:43:38But last night I...
00:43:40You don't have to say anything.
00:43:41We both know it was a mistake.
00:43:43And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:43:46Like nothing ever happened.
00:43:47I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:43:50Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:43:53I'm a big girl.
00:43:54I've had a one night stand before.
00:43:56I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:59Okay, I get it.
00:44:00I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:05You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:09I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:12And frankly, so would I.
00:44:13I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:44:15You don't understand.
00:44:16Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:19I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:22Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:26What happened to dog walker?
00:44:31I have a confession to make.
00:44:36Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why.
00:44:41That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:44:45Really?
00:44:46Do I look like I'm lying?
00:44:49I'm not a good actor.
00:44:51I could even do reality TV.
00:44:53But there is a fire between us Amelia.
00:44:57Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:45:01You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:05Amelia, please.
00:45:08Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:20I felt it too.
00:45:23So why are we fighting it?
00:45:28I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:31Me too.
00:45:38I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:07So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:46:09How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:46:14It's not my fault.
00:46:15They should change the name.
00:46:17No wonder they cancelled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:46:21If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:46:24The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:46:28You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:46:39Thanks?
00:46:41You know, we could actually try this.
00:46:44Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:46:48I'm serious.
00:46:49The wedding's coming up.
00:46:50We could give it a shot.
00:46:51You mean like, you and me.
00:46:52Together, together.
00:46:53Why not?
00:46:54Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:46:55Oh, Gucci!
00:46:56What's the rush?
00:46:57Oh!
00:46:58Hey, Royce!
00:46:59What's the rush?
00:47:00Jake.
00:47:01How's it going?
00:47:03Good.
00:47:04Yeah.
00:47:05Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:47:22Oh, hey, Royce.
00:47:25Jake?
00:47:26How's it going?
00:47:28Good. Yeah.
00:47:31Look, the other night was kind of...
00:47:32Crazy. I know.
00:47:35I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:47:37We were kind of in a fight.
00:47:40I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:47:42Is he always like that?
00:47:44So aggressive and controlling?
00:47:46I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:47:49He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:47:52Well, I am his woman.
00:47:54He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:47:57And I don't blame him.
00:47:59Oh, my God.
00:48:00Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Di Novolino?
00:48:03I didn't mean a pride.
00:48:06I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:48:09I'm here if you need to talk.
00:48:11Thanks, Jake.
00:48:12But I'm engaged.
00:48:14Remember?
00:48:16And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:48:19I thought we had a connection.
00:48:21You're a cat person.
00:48:22It never would have worked.
00:48:25Come on, Gucci.
00:48:26Let's go.
00:48:30Cats are awesome.
00:48:31Wow.
00:48:33That was a great presentation.
00:48:38The marketing director loved her ideas for the new line.
00:48:41You think so?
00:48:41Ooh.
00:48:43Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:48:46Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:48:47Now, listen.
00:48:48I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:48:50You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:48:53Gucci?
00:48:53Sure.
00:48:54But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:48:57Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:48:59You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:49:03At the dog park?
00:49:04Mm-hmm.
00:49:04I just texted her.
00:49:06It's all set.
00:49:07Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:49:10So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:49:24You've never played fetch before?
00:49:26It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:49:29Let me try.
00:49:32That's okay.
00:49:34I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:49:37Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:49:44No.
00:49:45I like my work.
00:49:47What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:49:52You're right.
00:49:52I should work less.
00:49:55If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:50:02Fetch Gucci.
00:50:07I've got a big surprise.
00:50:10A surprise?
00:50:11Just wait and see.
00:50:21Grazie, Enzo.
00:50:22Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:50:29What's that?
00:50:31Special delivery from Masterione's Italian Deli.
00:50:33But Gucci, it's your favorite prosciutto.
00:50:41You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:50:44I thought you were off the clock today.
00:50:48Besides, a special occasion.
00:50:51I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:50:56Okay.
00:50:58This is for us.
00:50:59Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:51:01What else is in the bag?
00:51:02Just some imported Italian ingredients, so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:51:07You can cook?
00:51:20That was so good.
00:51:23I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:51:28How did you do this?
00:51:30I can't cook at all.
00:51:31Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:51:34Did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:36No.
00:51:37My mom taught me.
00:51:38Tell me about her.
00:51:40I never told a girl about my mom.
00:51:44Sorry.
00:51:45I don't mean to pray.
00:51:47She passed away when I was 11.
00:51:50Breast cancer.
00:51:52But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:55She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:51:59She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:52:01We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:52:05I mean, I still have all of her recipes here.
00:52:11Handwritten in Italian.
00:52:13That's really special.
00:52:16I miss her.
00:52:19This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:52:24It's not corny.
00:52:25But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:52:29Just don't tell TMZ.
00:52:32What about your parents?
00:52:34My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:52:39It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:52:41I'm sorry.
00:52:43I just really hope these treatments work.
00:52:47I don't want to lose her, too.
00:52:51I'm sorry.
00:52:52Your story made me emotional.
00:52:54I'm going to go do the dishes.
00:52:56I'll help you.
00:52:56No, no, it's fine.
00:52:58I like doing the dishes.
00:52:59It relaxes me.
00:53:01Good.
00:53:02Because I hate them.
00:53:03Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:53:09Is it just the wine?
00:53:11Or am I really falling for him?
00:53:14Her.
00:53:17You don't want espresso.
00:53:19It's not the most.
00:53:25Hey.
00:53:27Hey.
00:53:29Hey.
00:53:30Do you want an espresso?
00:53:32I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:53:34No, thank you.
00:53:35Me and Dad have a morning meeting.
00:53:36I'm kind of in a rush.
00:53:37Okay.
00:53:37Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:53:39How could I?
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:40Ready, bro?
00:53:44Well, let me fix your tie.
00:53:47What do you know about ties?
00:53:49You wear t-shirts to work.
00:53:50And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:53:53Touche.
00:53:55There you go.
00:53:57Okay, bye.
00:53:58Bye.
00:54:01Love you.
00:54:02Love you, too.
00:54:02Love you.
00:54:03Love you, too.
00:54:03Love you.
00:54:03Love you, too.
00:54:03Love you.
00:54:03Love you, too.
00:54:05Love you, too.
00:54:07Love you, too.
00:54:09Love you, too.
00:54:12Sorry.
00:54:14Reflex.
00:54:14I didn't mean to say that.
00:54:16Me neither.
00:54:17Too soon.
00:54:19Talk about it later?
00:54:21Yeah.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:27And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:34Look who's here.
00:54:36Hey, my little guy.
00:54:39Hey, little Gucci.
00:54:41Look at this right here.
00:54:43Huh?
00:54:44Let's try it on.
00:54:46Oh, yeah.
00:54:47Now, here's mine.
00:54:49Right?
00:54:50Just like that.
00:54:51Huh?
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:52Even got one for big brother.
00:54:54Right there.
00:54:56Come to papa.
00:54:57Yes, my boy.
00:54:58All right, all right, all right.
00:55:01So, we got to talk about this, uh, this wedding, right?
00:55:04This is two weeks off.
00:55:06Hollywood Bowl, they're waiting for an answer.
00:55:08And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:55:11He says the band is free.
00:55:14You like Coldplay, right?
00:55:15Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:19Oh.
00:55:19Well, all right, then we'll book, uh, the Magic Castle.
00:55:23How about that?
00:55:24Not too big.
00:55:24Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:55:27Let's just pump the brakes.
00:55:29We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:55:31What?
00:55:31Something wrong with Amelia?
00:55:33No.
00:55:35Everything is great.
00:55:36It's better than great, honestly.
00:55:39But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:55:42That's our thing.
00:55:44It's not Amelia's thing.
00:55:46I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:55:49Wow, I never thought of that.
00:55:52You know, you have a very good point there.
00:55:56I'm very impressed.
00:55:58You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:56:01I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:56:06Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:56:08Love?
00:56:11Yeah.
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:14He's cute.
00:56:16All right, all right.
00:56:18Change of deal.
00:56:19Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:56:21And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair,
00:56:24a wedding with Coldplay.
00:56:27No Coldplay, Dad.
00:56:29No Coldplay.
00:56:31So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:56:41It's not working.
00:56:43I know it.
00:56:44I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:56:47And I'm cured.
00:56:49What?
00:56:50You're cured?
00:56:52Oh, congratulations.
00:56:55I wasn't expecting it.
00:56:58I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:57:01It only took two sessions?
00:57:04I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:57:07Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:57:10What's wrong, sis?
00:57:11We should be celebrating!
00:57:13I brought Prosecco.
00:57:15No, yeah.
00:57:17No, I'm good.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:20Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:57:22You can tell me anything.
00:57:25Is it Michelangelo?
00:57:27Is everything okay?
00:57:29If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:57:31I will take that man thong
00:57:32and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:35that it will cut him in two.
00:57:37It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:57:41It's me.
00:57:42I have to tell you something.
00:57:49I cannot believe that they convinced you to do
00:57:52an arranged marriage?
00:57:55What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:57It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:58:00And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:58:03Actually, he's not that bad.
00:58:07I kind of like him.
00:58:10Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:58:12We need to get you out of there.
00:58:15Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:58:20But what about the tabloid stories?
00:58:24You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:58:27They banned him for life.
00:58:29You'll never go to Epcot.
00:58:31He's not actually like the stories.
00:58:34Or at least not to me.
00:58:37He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:58:39Amelia, if you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:58:47What if you meet him?
00:58:49Yeah.
00:58:51Meet him.
00:58:52Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:58:53Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:58:55Don't count on it.
00:58:57Please, me.
00:58:58Just give him a chance.
00:58:59Fine.
00:59:02Yes.
00:59:03Only one.
00:59:04Yes.
00:59:07You won't regret it.
00:59:08I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:59:09You better bring the whole bottle.
00:59:17Thank you for making dinner.
00:59:20Of course.
00:59:20I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:59:22We need to celebrate.
00:59:26Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:59:31You mean besides me?
00:59:33I'm serious.
00:59:33It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:59:37Have a glass of wine.
00:59:40Tonight's going to be great.
00:59:50It's enormous.
00:59:54Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:59It's nice to see you too, sis.
01:00:01Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
01:00:07So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
01:00:15How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
01:00:19$96 Dom Perignon?
01:00:20Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
01:00:23Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
01:00:26It's worth more than my car.
01:00:27Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:31$8.99 at Ralph's.
01:00:34It's delicious.
01:00:36This was made in France.
01:00:38Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
01:00:41So, who wants a drink?
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01:01:27Well, I know you two have been having your fun, but what's this relationship going to look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:38I don't think it's going to.
01:01:41That's cute and all, but what about her career? Are you going to support her?
01:01:46Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:01:48Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:01:52Betsy!
01:01:53Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it. We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:02:02See, Michelangelo, that's my point. You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
01:02:09We know now.
01:02:10Easy, Betsy.
01:02:12I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon. And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:02:20And what makes you such an expert? I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:02:25Michelangelo.
01:02:25You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now. It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her. She gets it from you.
01:02:32Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:02:34You started it.
01:02:35Why don't we all just calm down? Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:02:47No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:02:51That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:02:52She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:02:54You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:02:56And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:03:00You know what? You can't talk to Betsy like that. That's my sister. She just survived cancer.
01:03:07That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:03:10This is my house too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:03:13Not to me.
01:03:14You know, maybe she should be concerned. I don't like this side of you.
01:03:17See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other, but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:03:23You told her?
01:03:24She's my sister.
01:03:25I don't care. That violates our agreement.
01:03:27Oh, is that all I am to you? A contractual agreement? Some kind of obligation?
01:03:32That's not what I meant. It came out wrong, Amelia. I love you.
01:03:37You love me? Don't listen to him. He doesn't even know what that means.
01:03:41Shut the fuck up!
01:03:43You know what? Maybe she was right. I shouldn't have signed that contract. It's over.
01:03:47We need to get out of here.
01:03:56I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:04:05Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.
01:04:11You do so much better than him.
01:04:13Yeah. But he isn't a monster. I shouldn't have said that.
01:04:19We can talk about it on the road. Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:04:25Lay low for a bit.
01:04:27Mexico?
01:04:28Or Canada. Whatever. It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lavinos. Or worse.
01:04:35I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:04:38I mean, I only told you about the contract. It's not like I told the media.
01:04:43You don't know that. We're liabilities. Loose ends.
01:04:49You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:04:54Get rid of that thing. They could be tracking us right now.
01:04:59Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.
01:05:03See? He could have a sniper on us.
01:05:11It's Romulus.
01:05:13Hey, Romulus.
01:05:15What? What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:05:18You came.
01:05:33Against my better judgment.
01:05:35I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:05:38I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:05:43You should punish me for straying.
01:05:46You make me sick.
01:05:50I make me sick.
01:05:59Nice underwear.
01:06:04It's great craftsmanship.
01:06:05Okay, let's get this over with.
01:06:15Is that all you have to say?
01:06:18Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:06:20I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:06:24I thought I wanted this.
01:06:28But I don't.
01:06:28I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:06:35Amelia broke up with me.
01:06:41It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:06:46Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:06:49I am fucking devastated.
01:06:52And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:06:55And she just wanted to come back to me.
01:07:07Amelia?
01:07:10Hi, Dad.
01:07:12Gucci's gone?
01:07:13I'll be right there.
01:07:23Romulus.
01:07:24What?
01:07:24Hold on.
01:07:26Oh.
01:07:27Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:07:31We're practically in the house, and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:07:35I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:07:38Well, we can help you find him.
01:07:42Yeah?
01:07:43Right?
01:07:45Good, thanks.
01:07:46Good.
01:07:47Gucci!
01:07:48This better not be a trap.
01:07:50Just come on.
01:07:53Gucci!
01:07:54Gucci!
01:07:55Gucci!
01:07:56Hey, hey, hey!
01:07:57Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:58Huh?
01:07:58I thought you were both together.
01:07:59Why isn't he here with you?
01:08:01Oh, um, he's...
01:08:02Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:08:05Where were you?
01:08:06I had to stop for late-night delivery at Mastroianni's.
01:08:09It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:08:11If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:08:14Smart move, dude.
01:08:16Here, ladies.
01:08:17Take a piece of this prosciutto, yeah, that's it.
01:08:23Amelia.
01:08:24Good luck.
01:08:35Gucci!
01:08:41He's hopeless.
01:08:44We've been looking for him all night long.
01:08:47We're never going to find him.
01:08:49Don't give up, Dad.
01:08:50He's just off having a little adventure.
01:08:52Keep looking.
01:08:52He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:55See?
01:08:56They're not going to kill us.
01:08:58I do have to admit, though,
01:09:00I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:02He's really there for his dad.
01:09:05His dad's dog.
01:09:07So you approve now?
01:09:09They didn't say that.
01:09:13Gucci!
01:09:13Gucci!
01:09:17Gucci!
01:09:18My boy's back!
01:09:19Oh!
01:09:20Oh!
01:09:20Oh!
01:09:20Oh!
01:09:21Oh!
01:09:21Oh!
01:09:21Oh!
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:23Oh!
01:09:23Oh!
01:09:24Oh!
01:09:24Oh!
01:09:25Oh!
01:09:25Oh!
01:09:26Oh!
01:09:26Oh!
01:09:27Okay, okay, I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:31I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:09:44A little.
01:09:46A little.
01:09:46It's okay.
01:09:48Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:09:51They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:54Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:59Please?
01:10:03Amelia, can we talk?
01:10:08Please?
01:10:08Okay.
01:10:19Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:24I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning
01:10:28the contract.
01:10:32I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:36Thanks for saying that.
01:10:40I needed to hear that.
01:10:43And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:10:47You're not one.
01:10:49I'm still learning new things about you.
01:10:52Most of them are good.
01:10:55I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:58I'm not.
01:11:02You're not?
01:11:02What do you mean?
01:11:06Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:13And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:11:19I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:23Dad.
01:11:25What is this, son?
01:11:25I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:30Why, son?
01:11:32Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:35And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.
01:11:47Consider our contracts Noel and Boyd.
01:11:50Amelia, where will it be?
01:12:02Will you marry me?
01:12:06Will you marry me?
01:12:09Yes.
01:12:10I'll marry you.
01:12:11You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:30And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:32Look at me.
01:12:34I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:38All right.
01:12:39All right.
01:12:39You two.
01:12:40That's enough.
01:12:41All right.
01:12:42We spent this whole night together.
01:12:44Come over to my place.
01:12:45All right.
01:12:46We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:12:49Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:12:52I think I can get used to it.
01:12:53And then we can all discuss the wedding.
01:12:56All right.
01:12:57I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:13:00Especially Coldplay.
01:13:01We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:04It was worth a try.
01:13:05And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:32Michelangelo?
01:13:36Amelia.
01:13:39Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:13:45I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time.
01:13:49And not just about dogs.
01:13:51I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:58I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:07And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:19Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:29I love you so much.
01:14:31I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model.
01:14:42But here we are.
01:14:44Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell.
01:14:47And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:14:49Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:52And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:15:03I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:06Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:15:07I love you.
01:15:07With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:16You may kiss your bride.
01:15:26Thanks.
01:15:27I'm Betsy.
01:15:29Amelia's sister.
01:15:31I'm Jake.
01:15:32Another dog walker.
01:15:34It's crazy.
01:15:35You know, given my sister.
01:15:36I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:40Me too.
01:15:43Oh.
01:15:44What a lot.
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