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00:00Captioning by Aboon
00:05.
00:16Yuh!
00:17Agal muna saan ka nagpunta!
00:22Sige Lara. Mauna na kami.
00:24Basta mag-iingat kayo. Tawagan mo ako.
00:27Mag-raraunta pa tayo.
00:29Sige ba, basta huwag ka maingay kay Lisa ah.
00:31Oo naman, hindi niya malalaman.
00:35Ingat.
00:40Lupit mo talaga pre.
00:42Iba na naman niya dun sa nakarang, di ba?
00:44Ganon talaga ha. Pogi eh.
00:46Alam mo kaya dapat ako iniidolo mo eh.
00:48Ako.
00:49Huwag na pre.
00:50Dang, ayusin mo na yun. Makalarga na tayo pre.
00:52Tara na.
00:53Ma!
00:59Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:58I'm not going to die.
02:00I'm not going to die.
02:02Huh?
02:03You're going to die first?
02:05Yeah, I'm going to die.
02:07We're going to die.
02:09Come on, come on.
02:11Come on.
02:13Come on.
02:28Come on.
02:29Come on.
02:30Come on.
02:31Come on.
02:32Come on.
02:33Come on.
02:34Come on.
02:35Come on.
02:36Come on.
02:37Malayo pa pala.
02:38Akala ko malapit na.
02:40Pag nakita mo ng palang ilaw,
02:42yun na yun.
02:58Oh, ayan lang ang palang ilaw.
03:02Eh di, dito na tayo.
03:22Ay, ibang mo pre.
03:23Salamat.
03:24Oo.
03:25Oo.
03:27O, pre.
03:28Ito ang vlog mo, pre.
03:32Ay!
03:37Buhay na buhay talaga ito ng business ni Lisa.
03:39Oo nga. Anong oras na.
03:41Para.
03:43Andoy!
03:44Oo, Lisa.
03:45Huwag kinapadaan kayo.
03:47Ano bang ipapasipsip mo ngayon?
03:50Kasulina o yung titi mo?
03:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:54Sobra ka nung bit.
03:55Diretsyahan ka ah.
03:56Ganun talaga.
03:57Para mabilis ang transaksyon.
03:59Oo.
04:00Nga pala.
04:01May customer yung paborito mo dun.
04:03Pero may mga bago naman ako dyan.
04:05Pili ka na lang.
04:07Tignan mo naman.
04:08Tignan mo naman.
04:09Kung burrito ko, di ba?
04:11Kulong.
04:12O, pre.
04:13Lisa.
04:14Matutulog na muna ako.
04:16Habang pinapasipsip yung gasolina.
04:19Nolly!
04:21Kas po, ma'am?
04:22Magpapasipsip sila, suke.
04:23Tatlong galon yan.
04:24Ayusin mo na, ha?
04:25Sige po, ma'am.
04:26O, Andoy.
04:28Doon ka na sa bakanting kwarto matulog.
04:32Walang bahala sa kaibigan mo.
04:35Hindi.
04:36Sige, pre.
04:40Bahala kayo dyan.
04:44Ito na.
04:45Sabit na ako eh.
04:56Weirdy.
04:57Ma'ol.
04:58Sok.
04:59Didi ni?
05:00Iaahiej eri.
05:0130m eta lesima.
05:02To mo, patie jaap.
05:03To mo.
05:04To mo,'reime ba.
05:05Jo!
05:08To.
05:09To!
05:10To mo, harang.
05:13Heiwi, tari, hai?
05:15Potato.
05:17To...
05:19To...
05:24To mo, harang.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:27Oh, my God.
05:29Oh, my God.
05:31Oh, my God.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:35Oh, my God.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:39Hala mo, hindi ko alam, ha?
05:41Dilabas mo si Lara ng isang araw.
05:43Huwag ka na magselos.
05:45Alam mo naman, ito yung favorite ko, di ba?
05:49Kaya nga, lag na binabalik-bad ka na.
05:55Oh,
05:59oh,
06:01oh,
06:03oh,
06:05oh,
06:07oh.
06:09Oh,
06:11oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:13Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:21Oh, ayan, Andoy.
06:23Thank you for your business.
06:24I also lost the juice of Juggs in the morning.
06:30Thank you, Lisa.
06:31Thank you again.
06:32Yes, we can do it any time.
06:36We're going to go back.
06:37We need to do it for our other people.
06:40You're a little bit crazy.
06:42We'll see you next time.
06:43Bye, babe.
06:45Thank you, Lisa.
06:49I'm going to go, Frank.
06:50I'm going to go, Frank.
06:51Frank.
06:52I'm going to go, Frank.
06:54I'm going to go, Frank.
07:12Oh, mahal!
07:13Nandiyo ka na pala.
07:15Kakarating lang namin.
07:21Anong meron?
07:22It's been a long time ago.
07:24It's been a long time ago.
07:26It's been an anniversary,
07:28so it's supposed to be special.
07:30Oh, sorry.
07:31It's different.
07:33It's got a lot of food,
07:35and there's a lot of fish,
07:37and there's a lot of fish.
07:39And of course,
07:41we'll never lose our wine.
07:42I don't know.
07:43You're not too long.
07:45So it's supposed to be a good food.
07:49What do you like to eat?
07:52No.
07:53In the open issue,
07:54you're eating me some.
07:56Share to drink.
07:57They're spraying me some.
08:00I mean,
08:01I can get a lot of chips here.
08:02Yeah.
08:03She's suffering
08:04and some energy cream in the sea
08:06and something like that.
08:07That way,
08:08I wouldn't see her for weeks.
08:10From now round of applause,
08:11My hint,
08:12I'm ok,
08:13So,
08:14I'm ready.
08:15I won?
08:16I we can't see the command of our audience.
08:20Min,
08:47Let's eat, pre.
08:48Thank you, pre.
08:49Mm-hmm.
08:50Buti malawag yung daan ngayon, no?
08:53Mabilis yung biyahe natin.
08:54Mabilis na yung mga kabalik na sip-sipan, eh.
08:58Mukhang excited na excited ka na naman, pre, ah.
09:02Siyempre, pre.
09:04Nahantay na ako ni Lisa, eh.
09:09Ikaw, pre.
09:10O kami magpaalog.
09:12Daming mga gandang chicks ni Lisa.
09:14Mga bata at sexy.
09:15Tubukan mo minsan.
09:17Alam mo naman yung dahilan, pre.
09:19Tsaka...
09:21Dagdag lang yun.
09:22Dagdag-gasus lang yung pre.
09:28O, hati tayo dito, ah.
09:35Makin ka ba?
09:36Mmm.
09:38Lacto na makain karin, eh.
09:45O, hati tayo dito.
09:47O, hati tayo dito.
09:48O, hati tayo dito.
09:49O, hati tayo dito.
09:50O, hati tayo dito.
09:51O, hati tayo dito.
09:52O, hati tayo dito.
09:53O, hati tayo dito.
09:54O, hati tayo dito.
09:55O, hati tayo dito.
09:56O, hati tayo dito.
09:57O, hati tayo dito.
09:58O, hati tayo dito.
09:59O, hati tayo dito.
10:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:07Ito na tayo bre.
10:09Ha?
10:10Ah.
10:11Ay ka dyan?
10:13Patayin.
10:15Huwag mo papatayin.
10:16Ah.
10:17Doy!
10:18Tatlo ulit?
10:20Oo, Lisa.
10:23Dating gawin.
10:24Ano?
10:25Tara na date.
10:26Andali lang.
10:27Ibigilin ko lang tong track nyo.
10:30Ibigaya, Tara, Dito.
10:48command, Tito.
10:50Eh?
10:52There's a truck that's going on with gasolina.
11:03It's going on a gallon.
11:05Andoy, Juggs.
11:07It's a little bit of gasolina.
11:09My best friend is Pampanga.
11:11Nice to meet you, Miss Beautiful.
11:14Hey, Juggs.
11:15Off-limits lang si Ligaya, ha?
11:17It's going on with gasolina.
11:19It's not a mess.
11:21It's a mess.
11:22I'm so jealous of you.
11:24I'm so happy with your friends.
11:26It's okay.
11:27It's okay.
11:28You're a Filipino.
11:29You're a Filipino.
11:30You're a Filipino.
11:31Andoy.
11:35Okay.
11:36Let's start.
11:43What's the money?
11:44There's a lot of money.
11:51It's okay.
11:52I'm so happy with you.
11:53I love you.
11:54It's okay.
11:55Let's go.
11:56It's okay.
11:57But it's okay.
11:58It's okay.
11:59It's okay.
12:00I'm so happy with you.
12:01But I'm still happy with you.
12:02But you're happy.
12:03You're happy with me.
12:04Do you need help?
12:09Andoy, I'm just fine.
12:12I'm fine.
12:14I'm also happy with my work.
12:17If you want me to have a coffee?
12:20No, no.
12:21No.
12:22No.
12:23No.
12:24No.
12:25Okay.
12:26Okay.
12:34Um, Ligaya.
12:36Paano ka nga malalapad ba dito sa CIPC?
12:40Mag-isa na lang kasi ako sa buhay.
12:43Wala ng mga magulang ko.
12:45Tsaka wala na rin ang kamag-anak na mapupuntahan.
12:48Kaya, ayun.
12:50Dito na lang kay Lisa.
12:56Eh, paano mo noon nakilala si Lisa?
13:00Klasi ko siya ng elementary.
13:03Nung nalaman niya wala na si Natatay,
13:06agad niya akong tinawagan para alakay ng trabaho dito sa CIPC Pan.
13:18Buti na lang pala dinala kanya dito.
13:21Ha?
13:22Bakit naman?
13:25Kung di dahil sa kanya,
13:27hindi ko makikilala ang pinakamagandang babae sa balat.
13:31Sus!
13:32Mambobola!
13:50Salamat pala sa kape.
13:52Sige na, pasok muna ako sa loob.
13:54Nagagawin pa.
13:55Sige.
13:56Iidlit mo na ako.
13:57Ay!
13:58Ay!
13:59Fuck!
14:00Aw!
14:01If you let it or you're okay!
14:02I'm not okay!
14:03Not so bad.
14:04If you let it or you'll be okay,
14:05you're gonna have a great play.
14:10No, no, no, no, no.
14:11I don't put it.
14:12I'm not okay.
14:13Yau!
14:14Ay!
14:15Fuck.
14:17What's that?
14:18What's that?
14:27Oh, please.
14:29Really?
15:17Oh, Ray.
15:39Uy, ising.
15:40Oh, Ray.
15:41Huwag siya ka natulog, nainit dyan.
15:43Ligado ka sa loob.
15:45Huwag siya ka natulog.
15:47Huwag siya ka natulog.
15:49Huwag siya ka natulog.
15:51Ah.
15:52Ah.
15:54Oh, man, how are you feeling?
16:24Hmm.
16:25Magpa-check up ka na ba?
16:31Mahal.
16:34Wala pa rin talaga.
16:38Mahal ako kasi.
16:43Mahal mo na tayo.
16:46Alam kong gusto mong magka-baby.
16:53Pero wag ka mag-alala, hindi tayo susuko.
17:05Eh kung kuminto ko kaya muna sa pagtuturong para makaiwas ka sa stress?
17:12Mahal, hindi pa naman pwedeng basta-basta iwan yung pagiging teacher ko.
17:17Tsaka kailangan ako ng mga bata.
17:23Ang dami mong batang tinuturuan.
17:25Pero tayo, hindi tayo makagawa?
17:29Mga bata.
17:31Mga bata.
17:33Mga bata.
17:35Mga bata.
17:37Mga bata.
17:39Pagpapalang mga bata.
17:40Pagpapalang mga bata.
17:41Mga bata.
17:42Parang mga bata kong ka-bata.
17:43So, ang bata.
17:45and the way we're going to go.
17:52Let's go.
17:53Are you going to go to the bathroom?
17:56We're here.
17:57We're here.
17:58We're here.
17:59We're here.
18:00Hi, Miss.
18:01I'm going to go to the bathroom.
18:02No, sir, I'm a attendant here.
18:05We're going to go to the bathroom.
18:07We're going to go to the bathroom.
18:09Sir, here's everything we need to go to.
18:11Sir, I'm here to go to the bathroom.
18:13You'll come back?
18:15You're too busy!
18:17You're too busy!
18:18You're so busy!
18:20You're in love?
18:20Nope!
18:21Yo, and you!
18:22Let's go!
18:25Do you have it?
18:26Here we go.
18:28Let's do that, huh?
18:33Don't do that.
18:34You'll be here, Mr. Baro.
18:36Sorry, boss.
18:38I will not go back there, sir.
18:41I'll go, boss.
18:42You're right.
18:47Are you okay?
18:52Thank you for your attention.
18:54Yes.
18:56It's okay.
18:58I'll take care of you.
19:02I'll take care of you.
19:10Okay.
19:13Ultimately, we'll be able to make all of it.
19:16We'll be able to take care of you.
19:19I'm worried about that.
19:22I didn't know that I could say something.
19:25It's a lot of rear guide to the side.
19:28We went to the fly.
19:31This way, everyone and their neighbors were ruled.
19:35It matters about the Ranchal Itren ход.
19:39It's been overdid asked if you only asked
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