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Milo the Cat's Diary: A Life of Luxury

Enjoy the luxury of Milo, the laziest (and most pampered) cat in the world. From lavish meals to daily naps, Milo's Diary reveals the life of a playful, touching, and extravagant cat who lives in pure luxury. Whether he's lounging on plush pillows, Milo proves that cats don't live with us, we live for them.

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Animals
Transcript
00:00This is the most relaxing day in the life of a very cute and very lazy cat named Milo.
00:06Let's go!
00:07Scene 1, waking up.
00:10It is 10.47 a.m. and Milo is sleeping on her back.
00:15She is lightly snoring.
00:17The gentle breeze from the fan hitting her face makes her for move up and down.
00:22Oh, she's waking up.
00:25Oh, good morning.
00:26I woke up late today, as usual.
00:30But morning isn't a time to be active.
00:32It's a time to put myself back to sleep.
00:35Yawns slowly and rolls onto her side.
00:39Scene 2, breakfast.
00:41It's 11.20 a.m. and Milo is walking over to her food bowl.
00:47Time to eat.
00:48I had my favorite meal, the same dry food, for three years.
00:52But with a new flavor, boredom.
00:56It's so delicious.
00:57Just look at me.
00:58She looks at the camera, raises an eyebrow, and slowly licks her mouth.
01:04The first nap starts right after breakfast because I used up all my energy chewing.
01:10Scene 4, contemplating nothingness.
01:13It's 2.15 p.m. and Milo is sitting by the window.
01:17She looks out the window, expressionlessly.
01:20I contemplated life and birds and then decided to sleep on them.
01:26Scene 5, brief social interaction.
01:29It's 4 p.m. and the human is approaching her to pet her.
01:33But she doesn't seem to notice.
01:35She just stares blankly at the wall.
01:38The human came to bother me.
01:40So I meowed professionally and I changed my seat.
01:45Scene 6, dinner and a final nap.
01:48It's 7.30 p.m. and she is eating her dinner.
01:52Dinner?
01:53Excellent.
01:54Now I go back to sleep to prepare for tomorrow's busy day of sleeping.
01:59After she ate, she went to lie back in front of the fan and falls asleep.
02:04Closing scene.
02:06It's 10 p.m. and Milo is looking at the camera.
02:10You run.
02:11You work.
02:12You get tired.
02:13But me?
02:14I live the life of luxury.
02:16I do things when I want and I sleep whenever I want.
02:20I am the greatest.
02:22This is the way.
02:23This is Milo style.

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