00:32Now that you've retired, how do you expect to spend your time?
00:36Well, I figure on writing my memoirs, I reckon.
00:40And so it was that the famous Quickdraw McGraw settled down to write his colorful memoirs.
00:47But it seemed to be an unwritten rule of the Old West that a fast gun like Quickdraw was always being challenged by someone who thought he was faster.
00:58Reach, McGraw.
01:00Uh, reach for what, stranger?
01:02Reach for your guns.
01:04I'm Wyoming Willie, and I'm the fastest gun alive.
01:08I'm powerful, sorry, but I hung up my guns for good.
01:13Oh, shucks, McGraw.
01:16I'm plump disappointed.
01:19So long, Quickdraw.
01:21So long, Willie.
01:23Gosh, old willikers.
01:25I'm all shook up and disappointed.
01:27For sure, for sure, for sure.
01:30Say, Baba Boy, how do you spell chapter one?
01:35But Quickdraw's dream of peaceful retirement was soon to be shattered, for the notorious swindler, Slippery Earl Slick, had already gained a dangerous foothold in town.
01:47I'll be most happy to take your hard-earned ranch in exchange for 500 shares of my oil stock.
01:53Is it a good well?
01:54Ha!
01:55Why, it's bringing in a hundred barrels a day.
01:58No oil, just barrels.
02:00Yeah, eh, eh, eh.
02:02It wasn't long before the citizenry found themselves completely hoodwinked by Slick's oily sales stock.
02:09Gentlemen, here comes a gusher now.
02:13There's more than one way to put oil in a well.
02:18Look, it's a gusher.
02:20We'll be rich.
02:21I'll buy a thousand shares.
02:23Yeah, count me in two.
02:25But it wasn't long before the people realized they'd been victimized and bilked of their funds.
02:32I just realized they've been victimized and bilked of my funds.
02:36Eh, whatever that is, count me in two.
02:38And so, the people decided to call on Quickdraw McGraw and ask him to bring Slippery Earl Slick to justice.
02:47Baba Boy!
02:48How do you spell handsome?
02:50Quickdraw, we come to ask you to rid us of that thieving varmint, Slippery Earl Slick.
02:57Slippery Earl Slick?
02:59Why, I've been a-looking for that dishonest swindler ever since he sold me the Grand Canyon as a receptacle for old razor blades.
03:10Come on, Baba Boy!
03:12We got some old scores to tally up.
03:15And so it was that a grim and determined Quickdraw McGraw came out of retirement so his six-shooters could speak on the side of law and order.
03:30Opposing as a simple, naive, rich country boy, Quickdraw entered Slick's place.
03:36What's your pleasure, stranger?
03:39Croquet!
03:40But I'll have a glass of parsnip juice.
03:43Straight.
03:44And I'll pay for it with some of this.
03:47Is that real money?
03:49I'd say it is.
03:51We're going to grab Slippery Earl Slick with it.
03:54Quiet, Baba Big Mouth.
03:56Stranger, any friend of so much money is a friend of mine.
04:01I'm being paged.
04:04It says a simple, naive country boy just arrived.
04:09P.S.
04:10And he's loaded.
04:12I'm terribly rich.
04:14Glad to know you terribly rich.
04:17Because I'm going to make you terribly richer.
04:20Here, pick a share.
04:22Any share.
04:23Hmm.
04:24I'll take this one.
04:26Good.
04:27And this'll just about pay for it.
04:29Thanks.
04:32See, Quickdraw, I don't get it.
04:35That was Slippery Earl Slick.
04:37The bad man.
04:38You are supposed to run out of town.
04:41Huh?
04:42It was?
04:43It was!
04:44Hold on there!
04:46Give me back my money!
04:49And come out of there!
04:51So I can run you out of town!
04:53This joker is liable to cause trouble.
04:56So I better vamoose with the money!
05:01Quick, Quickdraw!
05:03Slippery Earl is sleeping out of town!
05:05One long hour!
05:07Get back in the up there room till I run you out of town!
05:11And here's your bag!
05:13Thanks ever so largely!
05:15And here's something for you!
05:17Quickdraw, that was the money in that bag!
05:22Now he tells me!
05:25Look, Quickdraw!
05:26Here comes Slick!
05:27Where?
05:28I don't see nothin'!
05:29I think you see better if you open the door!
05:31Hmm, I think you're right, Bubba Boy!
05:32Uh-oh!
05:33I'm a-coming up after you!
05:34Slippery Earl Slick!
05:35If heroes can do this, so can villains!
05:37Hold on, Thor!
05:38I ain't no western hero for nothin', you know!
05:40They don't call me Slick Earl Slick for nothin'!
05:43Get ready to leave town, Slick!
05:44I'm a-coming after you!
05:45I'm a-coming after you!
05:46Slippery Earl Slick!
05:47If heroes can do this, so can villains!
05:50Hold on, Thor!
05:52I ain't no western hero for nothin', you know!
06:00They don't call me Slick Earl Slick for nothin'!
