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You're So Cupid
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00:00It started off as the worst day of my life but then there he was. It was love
00:09at first sight. His name was Daniel.
00:17When Lily and Emma were born we fell in love all over again. We were overjoyed.
00:23They were fraternal twins and they were as different as night and day. Valentine's
00:30Day was their favorite day of the whole year.
00:38Likes English. Strengths strong. Yeah but sometimes he smells. From the time they
00:44were little girls they loved to play matchmaker. She'd be perfect. Everyone
00:50all matched up? Yes. Where's Lily and Emma? Huh? Who are you asking to the dance? We're not. It's way
01:00more fun matching other people up. My cute funny girls they were always trying to
01:05help someone fall in love and live happily ever after. But doesn't happily ever after
01:13only happen in fairy tales? I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you too. I don't want to go.
01:27You can't just let her go. Dad you have to go after her. Bye.
01:43It's past midnight. I know. How many kids are there in your school? A lot. But most of them are matched up now.
02:09I'm giving them advice on how to ask their match to the dance. I try. You're kidding.
02:18I do this for a living remember? Well yeah but what you do is pretty much statistics.
02:2340 year old blonde guy. Loves golfing. Burritos. Taking long walks on the beach. Seeks 30 year old woman.
02:28Pretty. Blonde. Weighing under 100 pounds. But what Lily and I do goes so much deeper.
02:33I mean we pay attention to every minor detail. We know our clients hearts and we make sure to treat
02:40them gently. Well don't stay up too late. Good night.
02:45What about Emma's heart? If it happens you'll be the first to know.
03:02Lily! Lily wake up we overslept!
03:05Sorry honey. The alarm didn't go off. What day is today? Thursday.
03:17Uh I gotta call your father.
03:25Voicemail. Typical.
03:26Um mom? Whatever happened with you and dad? I mean you used to be so in love.
03:39I'm late and you're gonna be late for school.
03:42Parting is such sweet sorrow.
03:45Sleep dwell upon thy eyes.
03:48Peace in thy, uh, breasts.
03:50Were I to sleep in peace, so sweet to rest, hence
04:00Will I to my ghostly father, Sal
04:05His help to crave and my dear have to tell.
04:12Thank you. Lily, that was beautiful.
04:15Elliot, you've done better.
04:17Um, let's try this scene again and this time I want you a little closer and, uh, I want you to really feel it.
04:26I want to feel the emotion of this scene.
04:33If you get the part of Juliet, you can't be shy.
04:37If you get the part of Juliet, you can't be shy.
04:40I know.
04:47Good night, good night.
04:50Parting is such sweet sorrow
04:52That I shall say good night till it be morrow.
04:56Sleep dwell upon thy eyes.
04:59Peace in thy breast.
05:02Were I to sleep in peace, so sweet to rest,
05:05Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell
05:08His help to crave and my dear have to tell.
05:12Wonderful, wonderful, thank you.
05:19Thank you, you may have a seat.
05:21Let's go back to the beginning of scene nine.
05:24Nice job, Lily.
05:26Looks like we're gonna have some competition this year.
05:28Thanks, Megan.
05:29Did you know that Juliet was only 13 when she married Romeo?
05:33No, I didn't.
05:35Ew.
05:36It's so romantic.
05:38It's so illegal.
05:40I understand that the language of Shakespeare can be difficult to understand,
05:46but we have a rule in this class
05:48that we all stay awake.
05:51Barry, why don't you come up here and read with me?
05:58I'll be Juliet.
06:01See ya.
06:02We have an emergency.
06:09Another one?
06:10He just set scars that never felt a wound,
06:15but soft what light threw.
06:16Yonder window breaks.
06:20It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
06:26You think she'd go out with me?
06:27Of course she will.
06:32As long as you ask her out in the right way.
06:37Here, connect this to your phone and put the earbud in.
06:40I'll be on the other line and tell you exactly what to say.
06:43She's alone.
06:45Now's your chance.
06:50Tell her that her eyes are like sapphires.
06:53Your eyes are like sapphires.
06:55You're too, sweet.
06:56See, he's getting it.
07:00And now does she let you take her to the movies Saturday night?
07:05Poop.
07:08Marvin?
07:09Hello, Marvin?
07:15Do you want to go to the movies Saturday night?
07:19Sure.
07:20Pick me up at six?
07:20My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, because it is an enemy to thee.
07:32Are thou not Romeo?
07:33And a Montague?
07:35Thank you, Mary.
07:37I have another rule in my class, and that is that you remain in your seats for the entire class period.
07:44To the principal's office, please.
07:48To the principal's office, please.
07:50Cutting class is never acceptable.
07:52But it was an emergency.
07:53For whatever reason.
07:55I called your parents.
07:56Why?
07:57How many times have you been in my office this year?
08:01Three?
08:02Twenty-five.
08:04How many times have you been in my office this year?
08:07Three?
08:08Twenty-five.
08:11Is that your lovely wife?
08:13She's really pretty.
08:15What's her favorite flower?
08:16I'm sure it's Narcissus.
08:18When was the last time you sent her flowers?
08:19She looks like the kind of woman who adores getting flowers.
08:23Wait outside my office.
08:25Your parents will be here soon.
08:33Yes?
08:34Miss Adams, please order me some flowers.
08:36What kind?
08:37Narcissus.
08:49It wasn't our fault.
08:52He wouldn't listen.
08:53I'll handle it.
08:55Mrs. Valentine.
08:58Miss.
08:59Come in, please.
09:05One down and one to go.
09:13Hi, Dad.
09:15She's already in there.
09:19Not there.
09:38So, why don't you tell me what was so important you had to cut class?
09:43So, why don't you tell me what was so important you had to cut class?
09:47You're not going to buy it anyway, so why bother?
09:49Try me.
09:52Well, this kid in school today was like, I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know how, and I was like, oh, you should just...
09:56Okay, you're doing that on purpose to bug me.
09:58Start over, try it again, this time in English.
10:01Okay, well, we're in drama class, and we got a text from Marvin.
10:04Oh, I'm sick.
10:06Hello?
10:07Yeah, I was thinking Peter would be perfect for you.
10:10I know he looks good, right?
10:11He lost like 55 pounds on some veggie sandwich diet.
10:15Yeah, okay, bye.
10:17Anyway, Marvin wanted to ask Rita out, but he's...
10:21Hello?
10:23Hey, Sophie.
10:25Yes, he's still available.
10:26Okay, bye.
10:28Hey, Dad, can we go riding after dinner?
10:30I can't.
10:31I really got to get this work done.
10:32It's important.
10:34Okay.
10:36So why couldn't you just wait and help Marvin out after school?
10:40Love won't wait, Mom.
10:41Did you know Juliet was only 13 when she married Romeo?
10:44She didn't wait.
10:45She went for it.
10:46She followed her heart.
10:47Yeah, and look what happened to her.
10:49Mrs. Porter?
10:50She's holding auditions for Romeo and Juliet, and I really want to be Juliet.
10:54But every time I audition for her, I get really tongue-tied.
10:57You would be a perfect Juliet.
11:00I think so.
11:06Hello?
11:07Yeah, I'm having a pool party at my house tomorrow after school.
11:11Everyone's invited.
11:12Okay, we'll finalize things then.
11:15Bye.
11:18Pool party?
11:21When were you going to ask me?
11:28You should be grounded for today's escapade.
11:31I know, Dad.
11:32I'm sorry.
11:38You still want to go riding?
11:39Yes.
11:46Well, sorry lately.
11:48I've been, uh...
11:49Grumpy, moody.
11:52Yeah, all that.
11:59So, what would you think if I sold my business?
12:03Thought you loved what you did.
12:05I used to.
12:07I think that's what got your mom so upset.
12:10So wrapped up in it.
12:13Just a little.
12:16I got a guy who's interested in buying it.
12:18He's supposed to call me in a couple of days.
12:20That'd be really cool.
12:24Think your mom would come back if I sold it?
12:27Maybe.
12:30Want a race?
12:31Oh, my gosh.
12:53For real?
12:54Fuck.
12:55Next.
12:56I don't want anyone with zits, smelly pits, or halitosis.
13:02Oh, you guys totally rock.
13:06I'm in heaven.
13:07Are you sure?
13:11He's so not who I had in mind.
13:13Trust us.
13:13He's perfect for you.
13:24Hello?
13:24Hello?
13:26No, I'm awake.
13:29Pink and purple?
13:29Yeah.
13:31Yeah.
13:32I'll go great together.
13:33So, you took care of N through Z?
13:37Hello?
13:38I guess.
13:40You guess?
13:42I got it.
13:42Do you think mom and dad will get back together?
13:48I hope so.
13:50You think he still loves her?
13:52You think he still loves her?
13:54In his crazy, clueless, mix-up kind of way, yeah.
13:58I don't think she loves him anymore.
14:01I mean...
14:02So, how about you tell me which girl's gonna take me to the dance?
14:08Absolutely not.
14:09That would just spoil all the fun.
14:11You have to wait, just like everyone else.
14:14Okay, how about a hen?
14:16Okay.
14:18It's a girl.
14:20Leave me alone.
14:22Stay away from Rita.
14:24Nobody messes with my girl.
14:25She's not your girl.
14:31Hey.
14:32Leave him alone.
14:34Her what?
14:39Who's that?
14:41That's my cousin Connor.
14:44His family just removed here from back east.
14:47So, he's new?
14:48I mean, like, he goes to school here?
14:51Yeah.
14:53Cool.
14:55So, you're still making friends on the first day?
14:59He had it coming.
15:00That's when you start talking to pretty girls.
15:02You're funny, too.
15:03Connor, this is Lily, and this is...
15:07Emma.
15:09I'm Connor.
15:11It's nice meeting you both.
15:15Okay, we gotta go.
15:16Bye, ladies.
15:16Dad, dinner's ready.
15:27Emma?
15:28Hey, Dad.
15:29Dinner's ready.
15:31I'll be upstairs in about an hour, okay?
15:33An hour?
15:34Are you kidding me?
15:35I'm sorry.
15:36I told you I was working late tonight, didn't I?
15:38Okay.
15:45Hey, Lil.
15:46Can you come over?
15:50I promised Daddy'd be the first to know.
15:53But, Dad's not here.
15:55And you are.
15:56So, I'm listening.
15:59Okay, you have to promise not to tell a single soul what I'm about to tell you.
16:02Okay, I promise.
16:03It finally happened, Lily.
16:06I'm in love.
16:07With who?
16:08I can't tell you.
16:09Well, not yet.
16:10I want to ask him to the dance first.
16:12I mean, it'd be just my luck if he hated my guts or something.
16:14So, you called me all the way over here to tell me you're in love, which is probably the biggest thing that ever happened to you, and you won't even tell me who it is?
16:21I'm sorry.
16:22I'm sorry.
16:22Please don't be mad.
16:25Well, you know how they say twins share everything?
16:29I can't believe it.
16:30Both of us in love at the same time.
16:32I know.
16:33Now I know how Juliet felt.
16:36Emma, do you get a weird feeling inside when he looks at you?
16:40I mean, like you need to throw up, but you haven't eaten anything.
16:43That's romantic.
16:45But, yeah, I do.
16:48And when he smiles at you?
16:50Uh-huh.
16:51So, it's agreed.
16:53As soon as they answer our invitation to dance, we'll tell each other who we're in love with.
16:56Agreed.
16:57I can order pizza or we can go out to dinner.
17:07Do you want to go out for pizza?
17:08Why don't you love mom anymore?
17:11I mean, how do you just fall out of love?
17:19It's complicated.
17:20I'm listening.
17:25I didn't fall out of love.
17:28You still love her?
17:31Uh-huh.
17:31That's why it's complicated.
17:36Why don't you just tell her?
17:38So, what is all this?
17:40No fair changing the subject.
17:41No fair asking too many questions.
17:43What are you doing with the shredder, young lady?
17:49It finally happened, Dad.
17:52I think I'm in love.
17:55That's why I made a nice dinner for us.
17:58I wanted to tell you.
18:02Sorry.
18:04Now I know how you and mom felt.
18:08It's awful.
18:10That's not the word that comes to mind when I think of love.
18:13No, what I meant is, I help other people fall in love.
18:17I mean, this kind of stuff just doesn't happen to me.
18:19I don't know how to handle it.
18:24He plays ball?
18:27Uh-huh.
18:29This is lame.
18:30Oh, I think it's perfect.
18:33And I should know.
18:34No.
18:43I would just melt if you agreed to go to the dance with me.
18:58Done already?
18:59Sorry, I was in a hurry.
19:01School project.
19:04Mm-hmm.
19:07Science.
19:08More like chemistry.
19:10Mom, I'm in love.
19:13With a really cute guy.
19:14Ah!
19:15Hey, looks like someone invited me to the dance.
19:29Dope.
19:31I'm going to text my mom and see if anyone dropped anything in the house.
19:35Please don't see me.
19:36Please don't see me.
19:36Please don't see me.
19:37Please don't see me.
19:37Please don't see me.
19:38Please don't see me.
19:38You hear that?
19:41There's nothing in there.
19:42No way.
19:54Another one.
19:56Dude, I'm so jealous.
19:58Your heart is melting.
20:00Huh?
20:00I mean, it's really melting.
20:02Oh.
20:03Did he see you?
20:04No, but it was really close.
20:05Oh, me too.
20:06There was a motion detector light, and it popped on just as I was about to knock.
20:09How long before they answer?
20:10They're guys, Lily.
20:11It's going to be a while.
20:13So what now?
20:14You got two invites.
20:15One guy.
20:16You do the math.
20:19If it's another one, it's mine.
20:34Awesome.
20:37Ethan said yes to Sarah.
20:51Alex said yes to Amanda.
20:52Jake has not responded to Sharon.
20:55My date said yes, of course.
20:57Piper's date hasn't answered, and Ashley hasn't asked her date yet.
21:00Hey, call me tonight, and I'll tell you a great way to ask.
21:02Thanks.
21:04What if our guys say no?
21:06They won't.
21:11So you're not going to tell me who asked you?
21:14No.
21:15Have you chosen who you're going to take to the dance?
21:17No.
21:18Do it fast, or the other girl can ask someone else.
21:21You wouldn't want to break her heart.
21:22Did you girls get your dresses yet?
21:26I did.
21:27I'm waiting.
21:28Just in case I chicken out.
21:29If anyone gets the same dresses, me all freak out.
21:32Did you buy your dresses yet?
21:33Come on, you're going to the dance, aren't you?
21:36Our mom's taking us tomorrow.
21:39I can't believe we're looking for dresses.
21:41I know.
21:42Oh, my gosh.
21:49It's perfect for me.
21:54It's gorgeous.
21:55Why don't you try it on, though?
21:56That's okay.
21:57It was made for you.
21:59I like that yellow one over there.
22:01You sure?
22:06You're amazing.
22:07It's about time.
22:16Well, I answered.
22:19So is a lucky girl.
22:23Both.
22:24Yeah.
22:25Are you crazy?
22:26You answered yes to both of them.
22:27Why would you do that?
22:28I don't know.
22:29Well, who are they?
22:37Yes, he said yes.
22:42Hello?
22:43Emma.
22:44He said yes.
22:46When?
22:47I don't know.
22:47Just about a minute ago.
22:48Do you have anything?
22:50Not yet.
22:51Hold on.
22:52Let me go check again.
22:59There's nothing here.
23:01Lily, what if he doesn't answer?
23:03He will.
23:06It's on your face.
23:07You, uh, saving that for later?
23:11Funny.
23:12Why are you so sad?
23:14It's nothing.
23:16What's his name?
23:19Oh, what fool's these mortals be?
23:22Someone left this near the gate.
23:24I think it's for you.
23:26Dad, are you kidding me?
23:30Yes!
23:32Yes, yes, yes, yes!
23:33I told you.
23:35I know, I'm so happy.
23:36It's like I'm seeing colors.
23:38Me too.
23:40So, tell me his name.
23:42You first.
23:43Oh, you!
23:45Okay, well, say on the count of three.
23:47One.
23:47Two.
23:49Three.
23:50Connor Miller.
23:51Hey, Mom, can I go to Emma's house?
23:56Be back at 11.
23:57Is Emma okay?
23:59Yeah, we just have a little mix-up we need to sort out.
24:01No big deal.
24:03Love you, Mom.
24:05Love you.
24:08They're exactly the same.
24:09This is not happening.
24:13What are we going to do?
24:15We?
24:16There is no we.
24:17The girl who got their answer first should go to the dance.
24:20I got my answer first, so I'm going to go.
24:22So, what you're saying is that the girl who got her answer from Connor first gets to go to the dance with him?
24:27Exactly.
24:28And that would be me.
24:30We'll see about that.
24:32Hey, Dad!
24:33Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!
24:33Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!
24:35Hey, girls.
24:36Okay, remember that package that came for me today?
24:38What time did you get it?
24:40I think the 6 o'clock news was coming on when I came through the door.
24:50Aha!
24:50Aha! What?
24:51Try to focus.
24:52Dad put my answer in the kitchen at 6 o'clock.
24:54So, technically, I got my answer first.
24:57Even though I didn't know it when you called.
24:59Which was what time?
25:026.45.
25:03Problem solved.
25:04Thanks, Dad.
25:04Thanks a lot, Dad.
25:09You're the one that made up the rules.
25:11You tricked me into it!
25:12Why don't you just ask Elliot out?
25:14He's the one that's totally in love with you.
25:15Little problem, Emma.
25:16I'm not in love with Elliot.
25:18I'm in love with Connor, and I'm going to the dance with him.
25:20In your dreams.
25:21In yours!
25:22Ah!
25:24No way.
25:25And Lily.
25:28And Lily.
25:29Yeah.
25:31Lily?
25:32So, have you figured out how you're going to take both of them to dance?
25:38I'm working on it.
25:40Can I sit here?
25:54Audio?
25:55Claudia?
25:58Everything okay?
26:00No, not really.
26:06Hey, Lily.
26:10Can I sit here?
26:20You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
26:22Um, why, why thank you.
26:27Those eyes...
26:29I can just drown those pigments.
26:41Did you like the baseball?
26:44Yeah.
26:46I sleep with it under my pillow every night.
26:49Really?
26:52I...
26:54Your eyes...
26:56Your face...
26:58Your soul...
27:00It's like a work of art.
27:03The colors of your fingernails...
27:04Are so becoming.
27:05It's like...
27:06Love's brush just painted a canvas in beauty.
27:08Whoa.
27:09Why do I feel like I'm the only one going crazy here?
27:10You're so...
27:12It's like a work of art.
27:16The colors of your fingernails...
27:18Are so becoming.
27:19The colors of your fingernails...
27:20The colors of your fingernails...
27:21Are so becoming.
27:22The colors of your fingernails...
27:23Are so becoming.
27:25It's like...
27:26Love's brush just painted a canvas in beauty.
27:28Well...
27:29Why do I feel like I'm the only one going crazy here?
27:39I don't know.
27:40Why?
27:44Do you not see what you're doing?
27:47No.
27:49I've printed sides for you to audition with.
27:52And I have this clipboard you will need to sign if you're going to audition.
27:57I suggest you choose a partner to audition.
28:00It will be to your advantage to have a partner.
28:02And it will be to your advantage if you practice together...
28:07Often.
28:11Hey, do you want to be partners?
28:14He's not trying out.
28:17Okay, we can be partners.
28:19Cool.
28:24Weren't your fingernails purple before?
28:27Were they?
28:33Be sure to sign your name to the audition sheet.
28:37I'll expect you to be on time for the audition.
28:40Four o'clock tomorrow, no second chances.
28:44You must be on time to be in my play.
28:47You have to be Juliet.
28:49Of course you do.
28:51Hope I get to be Romeo.
28:53He will.
28:54You're really good.
28:58Better than Connor?
29:01Lily, may I have a word?
29:03Sure.
29:05You have a natural talent, Lily.
29:06Thanks.
29:07I really love the play.
29:08I can tell.
29:10I don't usually do this, but...
29:13I want to tell you I've got my eye on you for Juliet.
29:17Really?
29:19I see bright things in your future.
29:22Thanks.
29:26I'll see you at the audition tomorrow.
29:28See you tomorrow.
29:29Lily, hey, wait up.
29:30Hey, do you want to run lines tonight?
29:32Your house or mine?
29:35I can't.
29:37Hey!
29:39You can have him back in a minute.
29:41What is going on?
29:42What are you talking about?
29:43You're playing both sisters.
29:44I can't help it.
29:45I'm in love with both of them.
29:47I'm in love with both of them.
29:49I can't.
29:54Hey!
29:55You can have him back in a minute.
29:58What is going on, ma'am?
30:00What are you talking about?
30:02You're playing both sisters.
30:05I can't help it.
30:09I'm a little bit of a...
30:17Hey, Ash.
30:18Hey, Lily.
30:19We're at Connors.
30:20At the get-to-know-your-date-before-the-dance-party
30:22that you and Emma organized.
30:23You and Elliot should totally come over.
30:25Elliot?
30:26You're taped for the dance, silly.
30:28We'll be here till at least midnight.
30:30It's okay, I have other plans.
30:41If I can reach up and grab one of those stars,
30:45I'd bring it down here
30:49and give it to you
30:51and do that.
30:55Lily, I made a razzleberry pie.
30:58And there was this Gary Grant marathon on TV tonight.
31:01If you don't mind, I'm really tired.
31:03I mean, I have my audition tomorrow
31:05and I need to polish my lines.
31:06Have you been crying?
31:09No.
31:10I'm just really stressed.
31:11You know how blotchy I get when I'm stressed.
31:13I had a really nice time tonight.
31:16Me too.
31:16Let's wait.
31:24As you wish.
31:32Lily!
31:33Audrey?
31:35What's wrong?
31:36It's Lily.
31:37When she got home last night,
31:39it looked like she had been crying.
31:41Anything happen over there?
31:43She's a teenage girl.
31:44They cry all the time.
31:46Not Lily.
31:49She wasn't even here last night.
31:51Are you sure?
31:53I think I would know
31:54if my own daughter was at my house.
32:00Where were you?
32:01I'm right on time.
32:02Auditions were at four.
32:03I mean, you've known that for weeks.
32:05No, I had a note on my fridge.
32:07Mrs. Porter.
32:09Mrs.
32:09She didn't have an emergency, did she?
32:15Yeah.
32:20I see you got the part of Romeo.
32:23Maybe if you talk to Mrs. Porter,
32:24she'll let you play the nurse.
32:28I'll see you tomorrow.
32:32Hey, Megan.
32:35You got the part of Juliet?
32:37It's really cool.
32:38I can't believe I did that to Lily.
32:45I'm a complete jerk.
32:46Dad!
33:07Dad!
33:08Oh, Lily.
33:11How could you do that to your poor sister?
33:14Ask her what she did to me.
33:17What did you do?
33:20You started it.
33:21She drew all over my beautiful dress
33:23with a sharpie.
33:25Lily!
33:26Do you know how much that dress cost?
33:28I'll pay for it.
33:30She sabotaged my audition.
33:32Mrs. Porter...
33:33She didn't have an emergency.
33:34Oh, Emma.
33:38You know how much that role meant to your sister.
33:41How could you do that to her?
33:45It's about that boy, isn't it?
33:47We both love him.
33:48So we both asked him to the dance.
33:50And he said yes to both of us.
33:51Why would he do that?
33:52And he's flirting with both of us, too.
33:53But he likes me best.
33:55I don't think so.
33:56Did he tell you that when he looks into your eyes,
33:58time stops?
33:59No.
34:00But he said my freckles are like little angel kisses.
34:06What?
34:08Nothing.
34:11Daniel, tell them why this boy loves them both so much.
34:15What are you talking about?
34:17Why is he in love with both of us?
34:19Because you have a special gift.
34:28Just like your dad does.
34:39Your dad is Cupid.
34:41Cupid?
34:44Like the guy in diapers who goes around shooting bows and arrows at people?
34:47Fine.
34:48Just blurt it out.
34:49I thought we were going to wait for the perfect moment to tell them.
34:52Well, when is the perfect moment, Daniel?
34:54We weren't going to tell them when they were 13.
34:56Now they're almost going to college.
34:57When is the perfect moment?
34:58You see?
34:59This is how you operate, isn't it?
35:00Blame everything on good old Daniel.
35:02So you look like the good guy.
35:04Well, you know what?
35:05Take a good look in the mirror because you're the one that walked out.
35:07You're the one that split up this whole family.
35:09You know, good guys don't do that.
35:11No, good guys stick around and face the music.
35:14Like a man.
35:16Like a woman.
35:18Oh, yeah?
35:19Well, this woman is done.
35:22This woman wants a divorce.
35:32See how she gets?
35:33So, do you think mom's really serious about wanting a divorce?
35:38You know how mom gets when she's all work done.
35:41Especially about dad.
35:43Yeah, you're right.
35:46We need to do something.
35:48Me?
35:48How?
35:49I don't know.
35:51Lock her in a room until she comes to her senses.
35:52I bet no one will notice if you put it up.
35:59Why do you have to be bald?
36:01Here, let me.
36:02Why does love have to be so complicated?
36:12Because that's what makes it exciting.
36:14Take Romeo and Juliet, for instance.
36:16If their families weren't feuding, their story would be boring.
36:19Romeo meets Juliet, they fall in love, get married, have kids at the end.
36:24What's wrong with that?
36:27Do you really think dad is Cupid?
36:32Yeah.
36:33So, when I fell in love with your mother, that's when I crossed over.
36:46Became mortal.
36:47Did you use magic on mom to make her fall in love with you?
36:50No.
36:51She said it was love at first sight.
36:57What about you?
36:58I became mortal, didn't I?
37:00So you can't make people fall in love anymore?
37:02Apparently not.
37:06Do you miss being Cupid?
37:09Sometimes.
37:11It's a rush seeing people fall in love.
37:16We know.
37:19What about falling in love yourself?
37:21That's where it gets complicated.
37:25I used to think I was the expert on love.
37:30I am.
37:30I guess not.
37:34I take your mother, for example.
37:36I gave her this house, everything.
37:40And it wasn't enough.
37:44It was never enough.
37:47Maybe she didn't want all this.
37:49Maybe all she wanted was you.
37:50Are you sad you're not Cupid anymore?
37:57No.
37:59I'd do it all over again to have a moment with her.
38:02If you still love her, why didn't you chase after her when she left?
38:05She still loves you, Dad.
38:06Well, then she needs to tell me that.
38:09If she's the one that left.
38:17Emma or Lily?
38:20I don't know.
38:21I've already told you that.
38:23The dance is next week.
38:24I feel like I'm under a spell or something.
38:32When I first saw Emma, I was like, she's the one.
38:36But then I saw Lily and I was like, wow.
38:38You have to choose.
38:43How?
38:45I don't know, but if you don't do it soon, I'm going to do it for you.
38:51I'm really, really, really sorry about your audition.
38:55I'm sorry, too.
38:56About your hair.
38:58And the dress.
38:59And the...
39:00I'm just kidding.
39:01There's nothing else.
39:03Here comes Connor.
39:05Do I look okay?
39:05Yeah, do I?
39:06Hey.
39:06Hi, Connor.
39:11Have you guys seen Elliot?
39:13Last I saw, he was at his locker.
39:18Thanks.
39:22I'll catch you two later.
39:25Bye.
39:26That was weird.
39:28He didn't even notice my hair.
39:30And he's not all...
39:31He saw it?
39:32Yeah.
39:33Let's just forget about Connor.
39:35You know, and concentrate on Mom and Dad.
39:37You're right.
39:38Okay, well, I'm going to go try to suck up to Mrs. Porter.
39:42I could go with you and explain.
39:44That's okay.
39:45You know, I better go alone.
39:48And about your dress.
39:49I used a washable marker.
39:51See you tonight.
39:52Bye.
39:53Do you know who you are?
39:55I'm the messenger.
39:56This is my message.
39:57Are you crying?
40:04Me?
40:06No way.
40:08Yes, you are.
40:10It was the movie.
40:12Mom, it was a movie about ninja assassins.
40:15Well, ninjas have feelings, too.
40:20Why don't you just call him and tell him you're sorry, and you really don't want a divorce?
40:24You know he's crazy about you.
40:27I can't.
40:28Why not?
40:30Because I can't, okay?
40:32Just leave it at that.
40:33I don't get it.
40:34You guys are grownups, and you're acting like me and Emma.
40:38Dad still loves you.
40:39Then why didn't he come after me after I left?
40:49He didn't even call.
40:56You really think you can forge their handwriting?
40:59I can try.
41:03Dear Daniel,
41:05I'm sorry for acting like an idiot.
41:08It was all my fault.
41:11I was a complete fool.
41:13That doesn't really sound like mom.
41:19Dear Daniel,
41:22can we talk?
41:25I can't sleep.
41:28I'm sorry for everything.
41:31Please forgive me.
41:33It's perfect.
41:35Okay.
41:36Now, dad.
41:38Audrey,
41:40let's not waste any more time
41:44being mad at each other.
41:48I am so sorry for everything.
41:51I should have never let you go.
41:54It's close.
41:56It's just not exactly the same.
41:57How did you do that?
42:09I don't know.
42:11I don't know.
42:17Wow.
42:19What else can we do?
42:20Whoa.
42:20Watch this.
42:36Oh, we're magic.
42:37I know.
42:38This is awesome.
42:39You look amazing.
42:52Huh?
42:53Where are you going?
42:55Out.
42:55Wish me luck.
42:57Good luck.
42:58Wow.
42:59Where are you going?
43:00Out.
43:01Out where?
43:02Out there.
43:03So, dad, when you were Cupid,
43:10did weird things happen to you?
43:12Like things changing color
43:13and glitter shooting out of your fingertips?
43:17Uh, no.
43:18I never had glitter shooting out my fingertips.
43:21How'd you do it then?
43:23I just kind of knew when people were meant to be together.
43:26And then you made them fall in love?
43:30Not made.
43:31It helped.
43:32There's a difference.
43:37There's someone coming.
43:38They're coming.
43:39Go, go, go, go, go.
43:45Where's the candles?
43:49Check that out.
43:56Sorry, I'm late.
43:58I, uh, got these for you.
44:01Oh, another one?
44:03Oops.
44:06They're beautiful.
44:08You're beautiful.
44:16I, uh, left my cell phone.
44:24You did.
44:26I've missed you.
44:31I've missed you, too.
44:33I had a dream about you last night.
44:36You were standing in the rain,
44:38just like the first day we met.
44:39And I started walking towards you,
44:41but you turned
44:42and started walking away.
44:45I'm here now.
44:48I was so happy when I got your letter
44:51that you'd finally made the first move.
44:53First move?
44:54Your letter.
44:56You sent me a letter.
44:58No, I didn't.
44:59Yes, you did.
45:08Come on.
45:08Hold on.
45:09Let's talk.
45:10There's nothing to talk about.
45:11Wait.
45:11I should have known
45:12that you would not have thought
45:13of something so beautiful.
45:15How could you do that to me?
45:16You made me look like such an idiot,
45:18jabbering on about my dream
45:20like a starry-eyed schoolgirl,
45:21and stupid me,
45:23thinking that he finally cared enough
45:25to make the first move.
45:27I just thought...
45:29You made things a million times worse.
45:31How could that possibly help?
45:32We thought that if we got you two together again,
45:34you'd make up.
45:35The worst part
45:36is you made me hurt her
45:39all over again.
45:41She flipped.
45:43He freaked.
45:44She's crying.
45:45He's working.
45:46Everything was so perfect
45:47until they figured out
45:48those letters were from us.
45:49I know.
45:49They were both really going for it.
45:51Mom looks so happy.
45:52I haven't seen her smile like that
45:54in a really long time.
45:55They belong together, Lily.
45:57We need to show them
45:58that they're making a huge mistake.
46:00But how?
46:03We could...
46:04We can't.
46:05Dad said no more magic.
46:07Then how are we going to make them
46:08fall in love again?
46:09We can't make them,
46:11but we can help them.
46:13Okay, then.
46:13We help Mom and Dad
46:14fall in love again.
46:16All we have to do
46:16is get them together
46:17one more time.
46:18And we do that how?
46:20We'll think of something.
46:22We're Cupid's daughters, aren't we?
46:23Yes, we are.
46:26We'll think of something.
46:27We're Cupid's daughters, aren't we?
46:29Yes, we are.
46:32You're teaching yoga?
46:34Uh-huh.
46:34It's good for the mind and the soul.
46:36You should try it.
46:39Look at this.
46:46That could work.
46:59What's this?
47:05Oh, nothing.
47:06They handed them out to everyone.
47:09Hmm.
47:10That's how it found its way to my desk.
47:18About last night...
47:20It's okay.
47:21You were right.
47:22It was all our fault.
47:23Do you want me to chaperone?
47:29Oh, I'm...
47:30I'm sure their parents
47:31have already signed up.
47:34But I want to.
47:37Well, if you insist.
47:39I do.
47:39Forgive me?
47:44Of course.
47:46Are you sure I won't embarrass you?
47:48You're kidding.
47:49I mean, what girl wouldn't love
47:50to have their mom chaperone?
47:52Besides, I think I'll need you there
47:53for moral support.
47:55Okay.
47:56Now, I'm...
47:58I'm sorry about last night.
48:00Can we just forget all about it?
48:02Okay.
48:03Give me a hug.
48:04I think I put too much together.
48:10Looks like we have everyone
48:11all matched up for tomorrow night.
48:15So, here's what we'll do.
48:17We'll both get ready for the dance.
48:19If he goes to your door, you go.
48:21And if he comes to mine, I'll go.
48:24What about the girl who...
48:26She deals with it.
48:27And no magic.
48:29No magic.
48:31Because if it really is love...
48:34there will be magic.
48:35But I wanted to take pictures.
48:37You can take pictures at the dance.
48:39I think they need you there early.
48:40They have to go over some no-nos with you.
48:44You look beautiful.
48:48Connor's a lucky guy.
48:49Thanks.
48:50Okay, now.
48:51I won't ruin anything.
48:53See you soon.
48:56Grandma, could you help me?
49:00Where did my little girl go?
49:02She's still here.
49:04You look beautiful.
49:06Just like your mother.
49:07Thanks, Dad.
49:08You're gonna be late.
49:10I will see you at the dance.
49:12Can you promise to save a dance for me?
49:14I promise.
49:17Love you, Dad.
49:18Shall we go?
49:43You said that they were your favorite, just like your mom.
49:53They're beautiful.
49:56I know I'm not Connor.
49:57I know that, too.
49:59But maybe I could be a good second best.
50:02You're not.
50:03They did it again.
50:18Always playing matchmakers.
50:19It's in their blood.
50:25Why did you run away, Audrey?
50:28Why didn't you come after me?
50:31Thank you so much for doing this.
50:33We were afraid we wouldn't be able to find anyone.
50:36Don't just stand there.
50:37Mr. Valentine, ask your beautiful wife to dance.
50:39May I?
50:46May I?
50:46May I?
50:46Oh, they're dancing.
51:00They look so cute.
51:02Oh, sorry.
51:03No problem.
51:06Elliot told me what happened with the audition.
51:08We talked to Mrs. Porter and asked if you and I could alternate playing Juliet.
51:11She said, yeah.
51:13She did?
51:14Mm-hmm.
51:14I'll see you Monday after school.
51:16Okay, don't be late.
51:16I won't.
51:18Thanks, Megan.
51:19No problem.
51:22Hey.
51:23What's wrong?
51:24I just feel bad for Lily.
51:27You wish I'd chosen Lily instead?
51:30No.
51:34Look at her.
51:35She's happy.
51:37Is it that painful?
51:40What?
51:42Being close to me.
51:43How much do I love the Emma?
51:47Let me count the waves.
51:51Why are you still talking like that?
51:53I thought the magic wore off.
51:57I don't think so.
51:57I just can't believe that I'm going to be Juliet.
52:13I just can't believe that I'm going to be Juliet.
52:15And that you did that just for me.
52:17I did it for me.
52:19I mean, how am I supposed to be Romeo unless you're Juliet?
52:33Counting the minutes to the music stops, aren't you?
52:35No, I'm not.
52:37I know you are.
52:39Oh.
52:40Why?
52:41Because you know everything?
52:42You know what I want?
52:43Oh.
52:44What do you want, Audrey?
52:47And for the life of me, I can't figure it out.
52:49I want to go home.
52:56Come on.
52:56We have an emergency.
52:57It's Mom.
52:58Come on.
52:58What did you do this time?
53:00What did I do?
53:00I didn't do anything.
53:01Where's Mom?
53:02She left.
53:03And you let her go?
53:04How could I stop her?
53:05How could you not?
53:07Are you kidding me?
53:09You let her go off again?
53:10Are you sure you used to be Cupid?
53:12I don't know.
53:19Excuse me.
53:26I need that carriage.
53:27I need that carriage.
53:28Follow that woman.
53:29Go.
53:29They say you fall in love once in a lifetime.
53:52I mean, really in love.
53:54The kind where butterflies dance in your stomach and you're weak in the knees.
53:59What do you want?
54:17I want you, Audrey.
54:23I've always wanted you.
54:24But I say you can fall in love over and over again until you get it right.
54:35I want you, Audrey.
54:36I want you, Audrey.
54:37I want you, Audrey.
54:38I want you, Audrey.
54:39I want you, Audrey.
54:40I want you, Audrey.
54:41I want you, Audrey.
54:42I want you, Audrey.
54:43I want you, Audrey.
54:44I want you, Audrey.
54:45I want you, Audrey.
54:46I want you, Audrey.
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54:48I want you, Audrey.
54:49I want you, Audrey.
54:50I want you, Audrey.
54:51I want you, Audrey.
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54:55I want you, Audrey.
54:56I want you, Audrey.
54:57I want you, Audrey.
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55:00I want you, Audrey.
55:01I want you, Audrey.