- 8/4/2025
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00:00:00In the fall of 2014, Four Friends started a film project so big and ambitious, it never got finished.
00:00:11Seven years later, that same film project was born anew.
00:00:16This time, it got finished.
00:00:30Don't forget to vote.
00:00:39Four times.
00:00:51So what do you think about the election?
00:00:53Well, I think Rich Cash is going to win most definitely.
00:00:57Me?
00:00:58Yes, of course.
00:01:10Little glittery box.
00:01:13Were we celebrating?
00:01:16Um...
00:01:17Is my brother dead?
00:01:19Well, sir, they...
00:01:21Did they kill him?
00:01:22Where are they?
00:01:24Uh, that's them, sir.
00:01:30What's left of them?
00:01:31Suka.
00:01:33If the elite team could not kill him, who can?
00:01:37We sent everyone.
00:01:38Well...
00:01:39Not everyone, sir.
00:01:41Not everyone, sir.
00:01:44No, no, no, no.
00:01:45No, no, no.
00:01:46I'm not that desperate.
00:01:48We still have time before election.
00:01:51Of course, sir.
00:01:52My apologies.
00:01:53It's just that you've been watching the tape a lot lately.
00:01:57I just thought...
00:01:58What tape?
00:02:00I don't know this tape.
00:02:01I don't watch.
00:02:02Leave me.
00:02:03I have business.
00:02:04Of course, sir.
00:02:05I'm sorry.
00:02:06No sense.
00:02:07No sense.
00:02:08No sense.
00:02:09Well, what do you think about Rich Cash?
00:02:10Well, I'm more interested in his brother, Buck Cash, who's running against him.
00:02:14Do you think that he can win with a hideous face car?
00:02:17Well, maybe.
00:02:18But the people, on the other hand, have other ideas.
00:02:21Because he is not a winner.
00:02:23You have convinced me Rich Cash will win and Buck will lose.
00:02:26Yes, of course.
00:02:27There's no chance in hell that Buck Cash will ever win this election.
00:02:33Sook.
00:02:56It's good.
00:02:57Here.
00:02:58ып
00:03:09Good give me ideas.
00:03:15Plastic music.
00:03:19It's a software book
00:03:25He was barely sure, he'd one day lay with her.
00:03:34While he missed his wife, he lived for his cause.
00:03:39Only for his partner that line would be crossed.
00:03:46He'd been gone for many years,
00:03:51when he came home to find her there.
00:03:56Although he was so proud of her,
00:04:02being there did not appear.
00:04:07He may drink all day,
00:04:12but that's to celebrate.
00:04:17Drinking is okay when you save the day.
00:04:23Never learned to cope with rings in his face.
00:04:29He is tough and very strong.
00:04:35Take it from his intro song.
00:04:41He's so brave, he never cries.
00:04:46Never even hurts inside.
00:04:51Every other year, a daughter disappears.
00:04:57Will he face his fears?
00:04:59He's so brave and morbid.
00:05:04He keeps crossing the line.
00:05:09He keeps crossing the line.
00:05:15He keeps crossing the line.
00:05:18The marriage is like cutting your arms off.
00:05:39The first one's the easiest.
00:05:42Jeez man, how many divorces are you going through now?
00:05:46In the name of the wee man, you're Guy Malley.
00:05:59You're my favorite spy.
00:06:01Shhh.
00:06:04The secret is not me.
00:06:07It's really you.
00:06:09It's an honor, Mr. Malley.
00:06:12I'm Lewis.
00:06:13Oh, thank you, Lewis.
00:06:17You're a nice boy.
00:06:18No, I'm another guy.
00:06:24I have a wife.
00:06:26All right, don't worry.
00:06:28I won't tell anyone.
00:06:30But just between you and me,
00:06:32I do a bit of espionage meself,
00:06:34so if you ever need help when I'm measured,
00:06:37maybe I could...
00:06:43What am I saying, stupid?
00:06:46Why would you ever need mine?
00:06:50But just in case...
00:06:52That's me number on a napkin,
00:06:57so just call whenever.
00:06:59Or don't.
00:07:01I don't know.
00:07:03He doesn't have to be alone.
00:07:04Hahaha.
00:07:05Uh.
00:07:06Whoa!
00:07:07Whoa!
00:07:08Ah!
00:07:09Whoa!
00:07:10Ha!
00:07:11Ha!
00:07:12Ha!
00:07:13Ha!
00:07:14Ha!
00:07:15Ha!
00:07:16Ha!
00:07:17Ha!
00:07:18Ha!
00:07:19Ha!
00:07:21Ha!
00:07:22Ha!
00:07:23Ha!
00:07:24Ha!
00:07:25Ha!
00:07:26Ha!
00:07:27Ha!
00:07:28Ha!
00:07:29Ha!
00:07:30Ha!
00:07:31Those kids were dead long before I shot them, officer.
00:07:44Привет, Mr. Manly.
00:07:46I hope you're enjoying retirement.
00:07:49Ah, hello, Buck.
00:07:51What do you want? Marriage counseling?
00:07:54Нет.
00:07:55Understandable.
00:07:56My marriage actually went really, really bad.
00:08:01Right. Anyway, I did not just call for a nice little chit-chat.
00:08:05In fact, I have a big concern, and I might just need you back at work.
00:08:13Would it be possible to talk in person?
00:08:15Well, sure.
00:08:21It's about my brother, Richard.
00:08:24Oh, rich cash.
00:08:31The big R.
00:08:33Sure.
00:08:34Rich cash for mayor, the cash brother you can count on.
00:08:39Only he won't be your next mayor.
00:08:42Ah.
00:08:43I will.
00:08:44Oh.
00:08:45Because you're going to kill him before election.
00:08:48I see.
00:08:50And here.
00:08:51You're my very last option.
00:08:54Kill rich cash after the election.
00:08:56Got it.
00:08:57Before the election.
00:08:59It's in 30 days, a month from now, which gives you plenty of time.
00:09:04And I don't care how you do it.
00:09:06Rip his heart out.
00:09:07Shove it down his throat.
00:09:08I just want my brother dead.
00:09:11Fine.
00:09:12I'll do it.
00:09:15Don't you want to know what's in it for you?
00:09:18Yeah.
00:09:18I really do.
00:09:21Five.
00:09:22Deal.
00:09:23Million dollars.
00:09:26This is going to be extremely dangerous.
00:09:28You will need to be in top shape for this.
00:09:46I'm ready.
00:09:47I'm ready to get cash.
00:09:52Don't let this be a mistake.
00:09:54But first, I need a drink.
00:09:58No drinking won't open.
00:10:02Not a drop until mission is over.
00:10:04What about water?
00:10:07I'll die.
00:10:08Just...
00:10:10Just stay sober.
00:10:12Don't let me down, Mr. Manly.
00:10:28All right, Brother.
00:10:29All right.
00:10:41Danger, danger...
00:10:45Danger, danger, yeah
00:10:53That's right, baby
00:10:55Watch out, he's a dangerous man
00:11:00Getting in danger whenever he can
00:11:04When you're in trouble, call for his help
00:11:08Just know he's mostly a danger to himself
00:11:12Gonna be back to save the day
00:11:16Gonna be, gonna be, gonna be
00:11:18Does anything that may
00:11:20Gonna be, gonna be, gonna be
00:11:22That's his actual name
00:11:24Gonna be, gonna be
00:11:26Ain't afraid of no danger, danger
00:11:31That's right
00:11:32Danger, danger, yeah
00:11:40All right now
00:11:42Danger, danger
00:12:12Well I haven't had a drink in minutes
00:12:26One drink, please
00:12:30You got it, Guy Manly
00:12:33Oh, just a reminder though
00:12:38There's an election day event tomorrow night
00:12:40So if you wanna watch the results live
00:12:42I mean, this is the place to be
00:12:44Tomorrow
00:12:46Tomorrow
00:12:46I'll be here
00:12:49Tomorrow?
00:12:54Tomorrow?
00:13:02It's in 30 days
00:13:03A month
00:13:04This gives you plenty of time
00:13:07I...
00:13:11Are you okay?
00:13:15I forgot to kill somebody
00:13:17Gotta go!
00:13:18Wait
00:13:29What the fuck am I doing?
00:13:33What would Hussos do?
00:13:45What would Hussos do?
00:13:45What would Hussos do?
00:13:45It's all your fault
00:14:01You're a fault
00:14:07I don't know
00:14:12I don't know
00:14:12What's this?
00:14:32One
00:14:34Two
00:14:36Three
00:14:37Yeah
00:14:38Numbers
00:14:39Wait
00:14:42If you ever need help on a mission
00:14:45I do need help on a mission
00:14:47How do I get a hold of you?
00:14:50That's me number on a napkin
00:14:53So just call whenever
00:14:54The number on a napkin
00:14:59It's right there
00:15:01Just call the only number
00:15:03You're doing this
00:15:04Bug trapper
00:15:05All right, it's Lewis
00:15:13Help!
00:15:15Mr. Manly
00:15:17Finally
00:15:18Finally
00:15:19Oh!
00:15:49Yahtzee.
00:15:58What you need help with?
00:15:59What's the big mission?
00:16:00I'm ready for anything!
00:16:03I've been preparing my whole life for this.
00:16:06I'm going to kill Rich Cash.
00:16:10Right, kill Rich Cash of Cash Enterprises, the most powerful man in the city?
00:16:15It has to be done before the election tomorrow.
00:16:17The mission was given to me by his brother, Buck, who's running against him.
00:16:21And, um, one more detail. I have to kill him by ripping his heart out and shoving it up his ass or something.
00:16:29Ah!
00:16:31Oh!
00:16:33Oh!
00:16:34Oh!
00:16:35Oh!
00:16:36Oh!
00:16:37Oh!
00:16:38Oh!
00:16:39Oh!
00:16:40Oh!
00:16:41Oh!
00:16:42Oh!
00:16:43Oh!
00:16:44Oh!
00:16:45That's what Buck said.
00:16:47But why?
00:16:49Sibling rivalry, I don't know.
00:16:51I just do what I'm told.
00:16:55Alright, let's get to work I guess.
00:16:57First, we need to find out the amount of guards, their shifts, their weapons dashes, IPv6 addresses.
00:17:04Jesus Christ, Lewis, you're hacking our way!
00:17:07You wouldn't happen to have anything to drink, would you?
00:17:10Windows!
00:17:11Breakable windows!
00:17:12May the ethernet have mercy on my sweet digital soul!
00:17:16And some other stuff as well!
00:17:19Ah!
00:17:20There it is.
00:17:21Cash tower.
00:17:22My cousin Peter works there.
00:17:24I'll try to get a hold of him.
00:17:26We need to know all possible entry ways.
00:17:29If there are any...
00:17:31If there are any...
00:17:59No.
00:18:00We got him, Ruchi.
00:18:01He was hiding under some corpses in the salary negotiation room.
00:18:05Hmm.
00:18:06Hmm.
00:18:07Hmm.
00:18:08Hmm.
00:18:09Hmm.
00:18:10được ai,
00:18:10được ai,
00:18:31Indeed, my dear Patrick, I am disappointed.
00:18:38Well, I'm so sorry Mr. Cash, it won't happen again.
00:18:43You're right. It won't. This is a serious workplace.
00:18:49I take this out very seriously. I really do.
00:18:54Then how do you explain these buttons?
00:18:58Oh no, I'm sorry. I've just been a bit distracted since the performance.
00:19:08Cash Enterprises is a serious business and does not tolerate individual wardrobe alterations.
00:19:22I'm so sorry Mr. Cash. I really am.
00:19:27I know who you are, Patrick.
00:19:41It's Peter, sir.
00:19:45Peter, sir.
00:19:52Oh.
00:19:53Oh.
00:19:54Oh.
00:19:55Oh.
00:19:58Oh.
00:19:59Back to work.
00:20:29Back to work.
00:20:59I think I should call him Guide Manly.
00:21:25No. No Manly. I love him. I love him.
00:21:29Back to work. Back to work. Back to work. Back to work.
00:21:33Back to work. Back to work.
00:21:35Back to work. Back to work.
00:21:37Are you alright, Mr. Manly? You've been screaming for hours.
00:21:41I was just sobering up.
00:21:43I did some work while you were sleeping.
00:21:47Back to work.
00:21:49Back to work.
00:21:51Back to work.
00:21:53Back to work.
00:21:55Back to work.
00:21:57Back to work.
00:22:01Back to work.
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00:22:10Back to work.
00:22:11Back to work.
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00:22:15Back to work.
00:22:16Back to work.
00:22:17Back to work.
00:22:37Video games calendars and now he's about to be medium. No, he's about to be dead
00:22:49Right about that there's specific execution method dimension. I thought it's my help. I
00:22:57Call it a heart extractor it extracts hearts
00:23:02It has one use only so don't go fiddling with it willy-nilly
00:23:07All right, how do I get to it? Well
00:23:13Reportedly he hasn't left his impenetrable fortress cash tower for over a decade and the safest way in or well the way
00:23:21You're going to take is through the sewer. What are you saying you idiot? I can't put down a goddamn toilet
00:23:29You won't have to there's an entrance by the river just 20 minutes from here
00:23:34Take my car and drive responsibly. I'll guide you through these airpeaks and give you the rest of the information on the way
00:23:42There's no time to lose. Oh
00:23:48And some extra bullets
00:24:04It's nothing it's just that my parents died for bullets
00:24:12I'm sorry
00:24:34I'm sorry
00:24:35I'm sorry
00:24:37Lois!
00:25:01You have to help me kill Rich's cash, it's my only way of getting those five million
00:25:07dollars. What five million dollars? What? Manley. Are the five worst things about BridgeCash?
00:25:19The five worst things? Well, he's CEO of the company behind some of the worst human rights
00:25:27violations in recent history. Yes, I know about, yes. Yeah, many of those
00:25:36protesters probably work for him. They fear what will happen if he gets elected. They'll
00:25:43spend their lives in jail for wanting to be free. Poor bastards. Those bastards. The working
00:25:53conditions for his employees are reportedly horrible. That's horrible. And the worst thing
00:26:01is he... That smell! That horrible, horrible smell! I'm back at your place! I've been driving
00:26:13in circles. Uh, actually, you're at the sure entrance, Manley. You sure? All right, good. What
00:26:22now? Let's see. Uh, there's two guards at the entrance. You need to take them both out,
00:26:31quickly, before they can warn the others.
00:26:46Damn! This is some good ravioli! Yeah, I guess. Sounding wrong, kid? I'm just nervous. It's my
00:26:54first day. Don't you worry, kiddo. Nothing ever happens around here. You'll be fine. Well, okay.
00:27:01No! Please! I have a family! Okay, now. There are too many guards in there to take them all
00:27:19out at once. So, you'll have to get past them I noticed. So, don't use the door.
00:27:24Push the door.
00:27:48There is...
00:27:50Yeah, I know.
00:28:20No.
00:28:21No!
00:28:22No!
00:28:23No!
00:28:24No!
00:28:25No!
00:28:26No!
00:28:27No!
00:28:28Guy Manly, now he's back in the game
00:28:30Guy Manly, Guy Manly, let's all go on
00:28:33Play, say, manly, manly, let's all party in three
00:28:37Guy Manly, yeah, manly, let's all party in three
00:28:39Hey, you're great and I'm so rich
00:28:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:28:46Now that's the guy Manly I wrote my thesis about
00:28:56A lot of feces about for sure
00:29:01It's a sewer after all
00:29:03Oh shit
00:29:20Well, my foremost campaign promise is to make everyone rich
00:29:29But not as rich as me, of course
00:29:33Squirt to right, gentlemen, settle down
00:29:42We got an RP-11 Delta-5 at the clock of PSAGE-12A
00:29:48Manly, Guy Manly, I thought he retired
00:29:55Oh, my brother, he's really scraping the bottom of the barrel here
00:30:04This is huge
00:30:06Tony!
00:30:07Initiate 5-9-8-7-4-6-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-1
00:30:17Access to life
00:30:19I can't
00:30:20All the automatic doors are malfunctioning
00:30:22Well, then
00:30:23Send subject one to room two
00:30:27As I was saying
00:30:33All those children are alive and well
00:30:36Do you know how parents lie for attention?
00:30:39What is the code?
00:30:49Just a second
00:30:51I'm working on it
00:30:53Nope
00:30:54I'm working on it
00:30:56Give me the code
00:30:58Okay, okay
00:31:00Five
00:31:01That's just one number
00:31:03Give me the whole code
00:31:04Five
00:31:05Two
00:31:06Two
00:31:07What is code?
00:31:09What?
00:31:10Spell it
00:31:11The code
00:31:12It's uh
00:31:13CODE
00:31:20I cut it
00:31:36The code
00:31:56Hey, Louis
00:31:57I think I killed them all
00:31:59With my gun
00:32:00Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that
00:32:03Time to reload mentally
00:32:04Manly, there's another guard coming!
00:32:08I can't. I threw away those extra bullets you gave me.
00:32:14It just got me thinking about my parents.
00:32:17How they died.
00:32:19I know, Manly, but...
00:32:21Wipe that tear from your cheek, sweet boy!
00:32:24It was years before I was born.
00:32:27Manly, there's another guard coming around the corner!
00:32:34Whoa!
00:32:45Little man!
00:32:47Mr. Cash, won't you leave now?
00:32:49Enough blood has been spilled.
00:32:51Who are you to call me?
00:32:53Little man!
00:32:59Oh, yeah!
00:33:02Whoa!
00:33:04Yeah!
00:33:11Ah, yes!
00:33:29Come on, Manly!
00:33:30You can do it!
00:33:32Danger!
00:33:34Danger!
00:33:36Danger!
00:33:38Danger!
00:33:40Huh!
00:33:42Throwing me, are we?
00:33:44Danger!
00:33:45Danger!
00:33:46Danger!
00:33:47Danger!
00:33:48Danger!
00:33:50Danger!
00:33:53Aaaaah!
00:33:55Aaaaah!
00:33:56Ha!
00:33:57Throwing me, are we?
00:33:59Danger!
00:34:01Aaaaaaaaaah!
00:34:04Aaaaaaah!
00:34:05I knew you'd be here.
00:34:09When in doubt, you skated out.
00:34:21Godspeed, Manthor.
00:34:35The Lumber.
00:34:37The Lumber.
00:34:39The Lumber.
00:34:41The Lumber.
00:34:45Danger!
00:34:47Chiss!
00:34:49Let me know what the hell!
00:34:51What's going on?
00:34:53I don't want to do it.
00:34:55What's going on?
00:34:57I don't want to do it.
00:34:59I don't want to do it.
00:35:01I don't want to do it.
00:35:03Oh, my God.
00:35:33Did you win?
00:35:55Not until I rip Rich Cass's heart out.
00:35:59Shove it up his ass.
00:36:00Shove it right up there, Mr. Manly.
00:36:04Yeah, I'm looking forward to using this thing.
00:36:11You piece of child.
00:36:13You knew it was one use only, Manly.
00:36:21It was crucial to the mission.
00:36:36So is my life.
00:36:47What?
00:36:49A heart extractor.
00:36:52The rejected one use model.
00:36:55Lewis.
00:36:56Lewis Milton.
00:36:57So he is the one guiding this little sewer rat.
00:37:06That explains the turrets.
00:37:09You know what to do.
00:37:11The mission?
00:37:26Destroy Lewis Milton.
00:37:29Make it hurt.
00:37:30Make it lethal.
00:37:32Make a stinky little bitch cry.
00:37:33Let's breathe.
00:37:36Let's pray.
00:37:36Let's pray.
00:37:37Let's pray.
00:37:47Bye.
00:37:53Bye.
00:37:53I don't know.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:26In.
00:38:27The.
00:38:28Name.
00:38:29Of the Weeps!
00:38:31Mammy, we've got a bit of a situation.
00:38:35Calm down, Lewis.
00:38:37What's on your mind?
00:38:38I'm surrounded, they've found me.
00:38:41Damn, Luke.
00:38:45What?
00:38:47Just blow yourself up, man.
00:38:51Oh.
00:38:52Okay.
00:39:22Nah, I'm just kidding, Lewis.
00:39:34You're a brainy boy.
00:39:36You got this.
00:39:41Oh, don't hang up, Lewis.
00:39:44I'm just smacking your sausage.
00:39:47Hello?
00:39:50I don't have time to goof!
00:39:52The automatic turret system keeps malfunctioning in every route Manly walks into, even though
00:40:14this Ludwig Milton's character has been taken care of.
00:40:17I'll say it again.
00:40:19Can't trust that tech ship, man.
00:40:21You're the one in charge of that tech, shit man.
00:40:27Yeah, I'm sorry, boss.
00:40:28I'll look into it.
00:40:29Never mind.
00:40:31Just switch turret F-26 to manual.
00:40:40This is not how I thought I was gonna spend my election day, but I guess I'm about to...
00:40:50Kill Gaimali.
00:40:51Kill Gaimali.
00:40:52Kill Gaimali.
00:40:53Kill Gaimali.
00:40:55Kill Gaimali.
00:40:58This is your safety.
00:41:01Heads me sleeping.
00:41:03Kill Gaimali.
00:41:06Kill Gaimali.
00:41:08Kill Gaimali.
00:41:09Boom, clean shot, right?
00:41:33Okay.
00:41:39Why did you do that, Tony?
00:41:51I had a clean shot, and you took it from me.
00:41:57Now he is in the elevator.
00:41:59Whose side are you really on?
00:42:03Tony?
00:42:05Tony?
00:42:07Tony!
00:42:08Tony!
00:42:09Yo, keep tripping, boss.
00:42:12Come on, man.
00:42:14How long we've known each other.
00:42:15Not long enough, apparently.
00:42:18We have got word in Election Day, third horror scene inside Cash Tower, as the super-secret,
00:42:26extremely handsome gentleman spy, Guy Manley wreaks havoc trying to kill leading candidate,
00:42:31Richard Cash just moments before the polls open.
00:42:32News of the champion of the people of the protesters, all while locked in one final attempt to stop
00:42:38Rich Cash from getting licked.
00:42:40The champion of the people of the people of the protesters, all while locked in one final attempt to stop Rich Cash from getting licked.
00:42:49News of the champion of the people of the protesters, all while locked in one final attempt to stop Rich Cash from getting licked.
00:42:58Mr...
00:43:04We are undecided.
00:43:11Well...
00:43:18Who are we?
00:43:25We are undecided.
00:43:25I don't know.
00:43:55What is happening?
00:43:58This was supposed to be my big day.
00:44:01Why today, mother?
00:44:03I was gonna show them, show you.
00:44:07Stealing all those plums, killing all my friends.
00:44:11It would all pay off in the end.
00:44:13Then, I would finally be forgiven.
00:44:17I would every employee in this goddamn building to go down to the lobby and protect this tower at all costs.
00:44:33Deal for the cash!
00:44:35Die by the dollar!
00:44:37Deal for the cash!
00:44:39Die by the dollar!
00:44:42Deal for the cash!
00:44:44Die by the dollar!
00:44:54Deal for the cash!
00:45:00Die by the dollar!
00:45:06Die by the dollar!
00:45:12Die by the dollar!
00:45:16Go, go, go!
00:45:20Go, go, go!
00:45:21Go, go!
00:45:22Go, go!
00:45:24Go!
00:45:27Ding.
00:45:30Ding.
00:45:31Not quite the welcome I expected.
00:46:01Hello brother, long time no see.
00:46:31Hello little shit brother, do you really think you can get elected, you fucking moron.
00:46:39Shut up, of course I will...retard.
00:46:44Do you think you're cool? With that accent?
00:46:48I can also speak with a Russian accent, I'm Puck!
00:46:52Fuck you, bitch!
00:46:55You can do your best, but you won't win, asshat.
00:47:01No!
00:47:03No!
00:47:07No!
00:47:09No!
00:47:11No!
00:47:12No!
00:47:13No!
00:47:14No!
00:47:15No!
00:47:16No!
00:47:19No!
00:47:20No!
00:47:22Gaear Trixable Manly.
00:47:46The most famous spy in the world.
00:47:51Top of the class.
00:47:52The Academy of Intergalactic Espionage.
00:47:56Yeah, I've seen the tape.
00:47:59You had it all, bruh.
00:48:02I lost it all.
00:48:05To drinking?
00:48:06Why?
00:48:08A failed marriage?
00:48:10Couldn't balance work with being a father of five?
00:48:15Five?
00:48:16Or did you just lost for living la vida loca forever?
00:48:21Slamming ham across the land?
00:48:25Or maybe.
00:48:26I'm a murdering delinquent.
00:48:29How could I live a normal life?
00:48:33How could I raise a child?
00:48:35The people I've killed.
00:48:37Over 50,000 men.
00:48:42And don't get me started on women and children.
00:48:44Yeah.
00:48:45Yeah.
00:48:46Yeah.
00:48:47Yeah.
00:48:48Yeah.
00:48:49What else?
00:48:51Animals.
00:48:52Dreams.
00:48:53Jennifer.
00:48:54Jennifer.
00:48:55Yes.
00:48:56Yes.
00:48:57Have one last drink with me, Manly.
00:49:02You came all this way.
00:49:04You've earned it.
00:49:06No.
00:49:07I will fuck this up by getting fucked up.
00:49:13It's death then.
00:49:16Not a drop until mission is over.
00:49:21Danke.
00:49:22You're going down.
00:49:27Oh, yes I am.
00:49:35Oh no.
00:49:44Oh, my God.
00:50:14Holy shit!
00:50:44Impressive...for a drunk.
00:51:06Not currently.
00:51:11Go back to the bar, Manly. Happy hour's almost over.
00:51:16Forget happy hour. Your hour has come.
00:51:21Whatever my brother is paying you, I'll double it.
00:51:24You can drink yourself to death alone until you die.
00:51:32Ain't no longer about bread and brew.
00:51:34Seeing what you've done to this city has been...sobering.
00:51:41The truth is...civilian life was so boring.
00:51:48I turned to drinking when there were no more bad guys left to kill.
00:51:52Thank God you came along.
00:51:55So be it.
00:51:58So be it.
00:52:02So be it.
00:52:06So be it.
00:52:12So be it.
00:52:16If you are Manly, you'll have to get through me!
00:52:35If you are Manly, you'll have to get through me!
00:52:42Lookin' a bit crispy there, Lewis.
00:52:55What happened?
00:52:56What are you doing here?
00:52:58I couldn't.
00:52:59I blew it.
00:53:01The heart extractor.
00:53:04The only thing you blew was me away.
00:53:09You did great.
00:53:10That's the whole reason I started to get into computers in the first place.
00:53:17My cousin Peter taught me.
00:53:20Make sure he gets this later.
00:53:24Oh, Peter.
00:53:26My sweet Peter.
00:53:29His code is binary poetry.
00:53:33We were just we lads.
00:53:36I think the nightmares are manifestations of guilt brought on by that sign of drama.
00:53:45What the fuck are you talking about, Lewis?
00:53:48Never verbally expressing his emotions is a way to disassociate them from anything tangible.
00:53:53Thereby never anchoring them in a worldly context.
00:53:56Preventing me from confronting the underlying root of the issue, you know?
00:54:00That's dark, Lewis.
00:54:02You should really talk to someone.
00:54:04I thought I was.
00:54:08What do you say one day Lewis and Manly go down to the pond and look at the ducks?
00:54:14Like two old friends.
00:54:16Best friends?
00:54:18I already have a best friend.
00:54:21My old partner.
00:54:23Haven't seen him in a while.
00:54:25I wonder what he's up to these days.
00:54:28Maybe you could help me track him down.
00:54:31Menly!
00:54:32Die manly!
00:54:32Is it really you?
00:54:48Is it really you? I recognize that voice anywhere!
00:54:58Jesus! My old partner! Is it really you?
00:55:03Jesus? That's a name I haven't heard in a long time, man, say!
00:55:08Jesus, Jesus! It's really you!
00:55:13Look me in the eyes, partner! Look me in the eyes!
00:55:18Manly, I can't.
00:55:20I know it's hard to look an old friend in the eyes after all these years.
00:55:24What the hell happened?
00:55:26Don't you remember? Mexico? The wall?
00:55:31We crossed the line, Manly. We crossed the line!
00:55:39I got somebody here that wants to hear your voice.
00:55:42Miranda, my heart.
00:55:44Well, Maggie only get ready to die before he stays in shorts.
00:55:48Mindfuck.
00:55:50See on the right side of the wall, Parker?
00:55:52I got a shotgun.
00:55:54I got a shotgun.
00:56:02Bamboo!
00:56:04I quit the job.
00:56:06I had to choose between family and job.
00:56:10That's what I have to get up.
00:56:12I'm more of a banana man.
00:56:14This morning I had a meeting with a book.
00:56:16But he told me to give you this.
00:56:18You did it!
00:56:32Miranda, be close to the zone.
00:56:34I'll never leave you again, bitch.
00:56:36You better not drink it, daddy!
00:56:38We ended racism that day.
00:56:44Ain't no way I'd let those days escape my memory.
00:56:48I ain't got long, Izzy.
00:56:50I sure would like to fuck Miranda one last time, dog.
00:56:54Oh yeah, you love that spicy little bitch.
00:57:00Kill him, Manly.
00:57:01Do what I couldn't.
00:57:03You know how I always got lost in the roles in those plays you directed?
00:57:08I got lost for a long time.
00:57:10Not as lost as I was without you, little taco.
00:57:14I will honor your name.
00:57:16Gracias, Manly.
00:57:18See you on the right side of the wall, partner.
00:57:22Repose en paix, mon ami.
00:57:24Je t'oublierai jamais.
00:57:33The next man to die in my arms better be rich cash.
00:57:38Half time's over, pretty boy.
00:57:40Who you callin' pretty boy?
00:57:42Gorgeous.
00:57:44Huh.
00:57:46Ah.
00:57:47Oh.
00:57:48Ah.
00:57:49Ah.
00:57:50Ah.
00:57:51Ah.
00:57:52Ah.
00:57:53Ah.
00:57:54Ah.
00:57:55Ah.
00:57:56We call him pretty boy. Gorgeous.
00:58:18Can't get off.
00:58:21He's behind you now.
00:58:26It's the money. His fortune is giving him these powers.
00:58:38It's the money. His fortune is giving him these powers.
00:58:44No!
00:58:50No!
00:58:52No!
00:58:53No!
00:58:54No!
00:59:00No!
00:59:01No!
00:59:02No!
00:59:03No!
00:59:04Impossible.
00:59:34Wait a minute.
00:59:44Bullets.
00:59:47Where have I seen bullets before?
00:59:51Bullets being shot.
00:59:54Shot at my parents.
01:00:04Okay, manly. Guilty.
01:00:25It was me, not an old wretch.
01:00:31Why cute parents?
01:00:37You weren't made to understand.
01:00:41I don't get it.
01:01:01You killed Ma.
01:01:05You killed Pa.
01:01:07And now you...
01:01:09So, he also trained at the Dragon Tiger fighting fire mountains over the Biro Tariqawi Pachi seas.
01:01:19That sword is amazing.
01:01:25It's just a sword.
01:01:27That sword is long.
01:01:29Thank you kindly.
01:01:31It's manly.
01:01:33It's manly.
01:01:35It's just a sword.
01:01:37That sword is long.
01:01:39Thank you kindly.
01:01:41It's manly.
01:01:43It's manly.
01:01:50Huh.
01:01:51Beat me?
01:01:52With the firm hands of Iron Power.
01:01:55I was dead.
01:01:57Then they were made.
01:01:59Three years ago.
01:02:02Prepare to die.
01:02:03I'm ready.
01:02:04Let's go.
01:02:05Oh, no.
01:02:16I'm ready.
01:02:18I'm ready.
01:02:21I'm ready.
01:02:23Oh, no.
01:02:27Oh, no.
01:02:29Oh, no.
01:02:31Oh, no.
01:02:33My enemy flowed through your days.
01:02:38I am money.
01:02:41I am fortune.
01:02:43I am rich, mad, and lucky cash!
01:03:03No!
01:03:33What's with all the prune juice, dude?
01:03:44Oh, like you haven't read the article.
01:03:53Go ahead, make fun of me like everyone else. Once I'm running shit, everyone will drink it.
01:04:01All of those who laughed at me will wish they could have just one solid shit.
01:04:16So you treat your fecal impaction while the whole city gets the runs?
01:04:21The people will forgive me.
01:04:25They might.
01:04:32But will your mother?
01:04:34won't show you over!
01:04:36Where�!
01:04:37He's still a mis angular man.
01:04:44There's no money.
01:04:48OH MY GOD!
01:04:50I don't know what to do.
01:05:20M-m-m-mother?
01:05:50Oh, my son.
01:05:54M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.
01:06:01I never knew you wouldn't pay.
01:06:03I was the heart extractor this whole time!
01:06:08I love you!
01:06:23I love you!
01:06:25Fuck!
01:06:26I'm fast!
01:06:28Fuck!
01:06:29Fuck!
01:06:30Fuck!
01:06:31Fuck!
01:06:32Fuck!
01:06:34Fuck!
01:06:35Fuck!
01:06:36Fuck!
01:06:37Fuck!
01:06:38Fuck!
01:06:39Fuck!
01:06:40Fuck!
01:06:41Fuck!
01:06:42Fuck!
01:06:43Fuck!
01:06:44Fuck!
01:06:45Fuck!
01:06:46Fuck!
01:06:47Fuck!
01:06:48Fuck!
01:06:49Fuck!
01:06:50Fuck!
01:06:51Fuck!
01:06:52Fuck!
01:06:53Fuck!
01:06:54Fuck!
01:06:55Fuck!
01:06:56Fuck!
01:06:57Fuck!
01:06:58Fuck!
01:06:59Fuck!
01:07:00Fuck!
01:07:01Fuck!
01:07:02Fuck!
01:07:03Fuck!
01:07:04Fuck!
01:07:05Fuck!
01:07:06Fuck!
01:07:07Oh, my God.
01:07:37Oh, my God.
01:08:07Don't you think it's time for the truth?
01:08:14What am I doing here?
01:08:16About your parents, your skills, and your perfect body.
01:08:24And how it's all connected to the Cache bloodline conspiracy.
01:08:36You see, when your creation process commenced, then...
01:08:46Hey.
01:08:48Hey.
01:08:53Hey.
01:08:57After last week's death of soon-to-be-mayor Rich Cash,
01:09:25the protest of massacre and the destruction of cash power by Guy Manly,
01:09:30the wife of Rich Cash, Bitch Cash, has died.
01:09:34And as if that wasn't enough for poor Rich Cash,
01:09:37his plans to laugh at everyone crapping their pants everywhere
01:09:41by poisoning the city's water supply with his plum juice
01:09:44as revenge for people laughing at him not being able to crap at all
01:09:48because of his lifelong constipation.
01:09:50Those evil revenge laughing plans has now been stopped.
01:09:54Also, his brother, brother-up Buckminster Cash,
01:09:57has now been elected mayor in his place.
01:09:59And of course, the citizens have their opinions.
01:10:02Well, the promised reform has been a long time coming.
01:10:05So it's about time we get a leader we can trust,
01:10:07so we can actually see it through.
01:10:09Cash Tower was a symbol of oppression,
01:10:12and rebuilding it really just shows how these things never change, you know?
01:10:16Well, at first I thought that Guy Manly was like a hero,
01:10:19but you know that my wife is a funk-harder than our mom in X69.
01:10:23And honestly, since those colleagues are made about sex-bought relationships,
01:10:27I just don't know anymore.
01:10:29Oh, Mr. Manly, I made you wait.
01:10:40Oh.
01:10:41I was just going through some clothing guidelines, with an intern.
01:10:46A drink. Now that mission's over.
01:10:56No, thank you. I've permanently stopped drinking for the moment.
01:11:00Hm. Well, nastrovie.
01:11:03Nastromalio, muchacho.
01:11:06The office is looking fantastic.
01:11:09Sorry about the explosion. I won't do it again.
01:11:12Not to worry, Mr. Manly. I rebuilt from ashes, just like it was.
01:11:18An expense I can afford now that the city is paying for it.
01:11:23Ah.
01:11:25Cause you're the mayor.
01:11:29Yes.
01:11:32When I was Baby Buck, I was not allowed in here.
01:11:37This office was only for my father and my brother.
01:11:42I asked to join, they laugh.
01:11:45They spit on Baby Buck.
01:11:48And then one day, they dispose of me.
01:11:52But they are not laughing anymore.
01:11:55Are they, Manly?
01:11:57No, they're dead.
01:12:00That would be spooky.
01:12:01Spooky.
01:12:05It was all so long ago.
01:12:09Now I am mayor of this city.
01:12:12Like father, always wanted for richer.
01:12:15You made me a very powerful man, Mr. Manly.
01:12:19I knew you were the man for the job.
01:12:21Which reminds me.
01:12:22What a nice bag!
01:12:30It is your reward.
01:12:33My reward.
01:12:35Well, the bag is nice. Thank you.
01:12:39I need more men like you, Mr. Manly.
01:12:43No moral compass.
01:12:45Never questioning orders.
01:12:47It's beautiful.
01:12:49The absence of choice and contemplation is in a way the only reward you need.
01:12:54I've actually grown a lot as we last spoke.
01:12:58And not just personality wise.
01:13:02My empire has grown a lot too.
01:13:05While this city, these people seem to have gotten smaller.
01:13:10They all fit in the palm of my hand.
01:13:19You see, Mr. Manly.
01:13:21You sell them an idea.
01:13:22An abstraction.
01:13:24And when it sticks, they worship it.
01:13:27While you take and take and take until idea is all they have left.
01:13:34All they have left.
01:13:36Right.
01:13:38Or what if they all have rights, right?
01:13:43What about them?
01:13:45Human rights?
01:13:47Yeah, like Lewis was saying about the human rights.
01:13:51Rich cash violated them.
01:13:53It's very important to me now that I've learned everything on my adventure.
01:13:57I will admit, my brother made a lot of mistakes concerning human rights.
01:14:00They were bad.
01:14:01And that's wrong.
01:14:02Rich's constipation made him weak.
01:14:03You see, Manly.
01:14:04Rights are highly unprofitable.
01:14:06What?
01:14:07My brother's biggest mistake was giving those patients' rights in the first place.
01:14:09What the fuck?
01:14:11Wrong or right is up to me what goes down in this city.
01:14:14Huh?
01:14:16What's wrong?
01:14:17What's wrong?
01:14:19What's wrong?
01:14:20What's wrong?
01:14:21What's wrong?
01:14:22What's wrong?
01:14:23What's wrong?
01:14:24What's wrong?
01:14:25What's wrong?
01:14:26What's wrong?
01:14:27What's wrong?
01:14:28What's wrong?
01:14:29What's wrong?
01:14:30What's wrong?
01:14:31What's wrong?
01:14:32What's wrong?
01:14:33What's wrong?
01:14:34What's wrong?
01:14:35What's wrong?
01:14:36What's wrong?
01:14:38You're simple.
01:14:39Simple, man.
01:14:41You're a joke, Manly.
01:14:45A joke.
01:14:47Yeah.
01:14:49Maybe I am a joke.
01:14:55And this is the punchline.
01:14:58Shit.
01:14:59Shit.
01:15:28No.
01:15:30Shit.
01:15:31It's just the punchline.
01:15:33What's wrong?
01:15:34No.
01:15:35No.
01:15:37What?
01:15:38Danger.
01:15:39Danger.
01:15:40Danger.
01:15:45Danger.
01:15:46Danger.
01:15:49Yeah.
01:15:50That's right, Ethan.
01:15:51Oh my god.
01:16:09When was this taken?
01:16:17Just now, sir.
01:16:19We need to call him.
01:16:20Call him now.
01:16:22Yes.
01:16:30We need your help.
01:16:33Yesterday, we received this distress message.
01:16:38Mr. President, can you hear me?
01:16:41It's chaos over here.
01:16:42I need guys banding now.
01:16:45Or guys in concrete color hooded.
01:16:48Get away.
01:16:50As you can see, the situation is pretty bad.
01:16:55And we just got word in that Guy Manly is lost somewhere in space.
01:17:00And we have no idea where to find him.
01:17:05Which means our last hope is you guys.
01:17:10The battle of Cashtower is over.
01:17:17But the battle for Denver has just begun.
01:17:22The creation process of the next Guy Manly movie will commence.
01:17:41That will finally answer everything.
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