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  • 8/4/2025

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01:27
01:28清静
01:31用命
01:32用命
01:34好了
01:46又离电扇那么近 吹坏了
01:51费了半天劲
01:52就为了痛快这一下
01:54你也来吧
01:55清静
01:57我还没发现
01:59你脖子长得挺棒的
02:01像画报里的大美人
02:03你看看 长肺子没有
02:05说你胖你倒喘上了
02:11四十八喘晚了七天了
02:13再不做泡芙产
02:15怕大出血就危险了
02:17怕男人不让
02:18说是留疤难看
02:21混蛋
02:22他女的命都快保不住了
02:24叫他自己来生 疼死他
02:28听说国外正研究男人怀孕的事呢
02:30这事要是弄成了
02:32妇女才算彻底解放
02:34
02:35叫她们也怀胎十月
02:36然后铲钳 侧切 抛斧
02:39动刀子缝针一胯上
02:40女人受的罪呀
02:42让她们也试上一回
02:43以后世界也就公平了
02:47太感谢了
02:52太感谢了
02:53来来来
02:54喝喝喝
02:54对不起
02:55碧钞还说是个女的
02:57可你们给弄出个男的
02:58真是天无绝人之路
03:01太感谢了
03:02太感谢了
03:03太感谢了
03:04同志
03:05谁接的声
03:06脖子好看的
03:07脖子好看的
03:08来来来
03:09签上
03:10签上
03:11签上
03:12签上
03:13签上
03:14签上
03:15签上
03:16签上
03:17签上
03:18签上
03:19你们瞧
03:20多水灵
03:45
03:46给我
03:47给我
03:48给我
03:49
03:50流血
03:52好了
03:53还没锻炼呢
04:02五秒
04:08十秒
04:15十五秒
04:17到我们叫时间
04:19到我们叫时间
04:22没到
04:26好了 吃饭
04:31吃什么饭呀
04:34面包 鸡汁 牛奶
04:36
04:39我还没发牙呢
04:40你又忘了
04:41先吃饭后刷牙
04:42先吃饭后刷牙
04:47路过书屋的时候
04:48把这个还给李肠尾
04:50你自己还呗
04:52帮姐姐一回忙
04:53等放了暑假
04:54姐姐带你出去玩
04:55真的
04:57
05:01刷二三尺
05:02刷二三尺
05:03
05:06这又是一分
05:07你可真会考
05:08我哥说
05:09课程要优选
05:10反正我将来是学医的
05:12数理化和外语好就行了
05:14学历史有什么用
05:15及格就行
05:16没历史
05:17哪有女孩
05:18我说我爸我妈生的
05:20又不是历史生的
05:21我哥说
05:22历史最没准
05:23只有科学靠得住
05:25我老觉着
05:26我是我姐姐生的
05:27不科学
05:28太外行了
05:29连一点医学常识都不懂
05:31将来最牛逼的是医生
05:33没意思
05:34跟我姐一样
05:35整天和大肚子女人在一起
05:37还得哄着让她们别哭
05:39得了吧
05:40那叫护士
05:41学医的得当博士
05:42得当博士
06:00三毛玩了一辈子
06:02全世界都走遍了
06:04你看过他的书吗
06:05我不看线书
06:06三毛八岁又谈恋爱
06:08后来嫁给了一个大胡子
06:11那个大胡子会潜水
06:13八岁
06:14八岁
06:16别逗了
06:17八岁哪来的荷尔蒙
06:18去你的
06:19去你的
06:23再见
06:24再见
06:25我都躲你了 干嘛洗我
06:42对不起 我不是故意的
06:47我刚换的新衣服
06:49我去擦擦
06:51别擦了 别擦了
06:52别擦了 别擦了
06:53别擦也脏
06:54让我怎么回家呀
06:55没关系
06:56这么晚了
06:57没人看见
06:58我要巴引那个声音呢
06:59这样吧
07:00我送你回家
07:02算我倒霉
07:04不收你车费了
07:05算我倒霉
07:06不让你赔衣服了
07:07算我倒霉
07:08不让你赔衣服了
07:09I'll send you home.
07:18Don't worry about it.
07:21Don't worry about it.
07:22Don't worry about it.
07:39Don't worry about it.
07:46Don't worry about it.
07:49Don't worry about it.
08:09Don't worry about it.
08:24Don't worry about it.
08:36Don't worry about it.
08:37Oh
09:07Oh
09:27Oh
09:37I don't know.
10:07This is a beautiful place to be found in the area of the city, and the city is being built.
10:18The city is a beautiful place to be seen in the city.
10:25The city is a beautiful place to be found in the city.
10:31So you're winning?
10:38What a funny thing!
10:41It's not a good thing!
10:44You won't have a good luck!
10:46What a good luck!
10:49It's not a good luck!
10:52It's not a good luck!
10:55You won't have a good luck!
10:58There's a good luck!
10:59It's a good luck!
11:02There's a good luck!
11:04The best luck!
11:05The best luck!
11:06The best luck!
11:07How good luck!
11:08The best luck!
11:10What a good luck!
11:15What a good luck!
11:18What a good luck!
11:20Can you go to a good luck?
11:22Come on!
11:23Come on!
11:24Don't you speak up?
11:25You're honest!
11:27Let's play a car!
11:29Who's going to go?
11:31The car is in the door!
11:32I don't know who's going to go!
11:34Who's going to go?
11:35Who's going to go?
11:38You're not going to be a little less!
11:41If you look at us,
11:43I'll be able to get you out of your way!
11:45I'll get you out of your way!
11:46You're not going to be able to talk to me!
11:48You are so good!
11:52You're so good!
11:53You're so good!
11:55You're so bad!
11:56You're up!
11:57Good luck!
11:58You're a bad boy!
11:59Excuse me!
12:00You're a good boy!
12:01You're a bad boy!
12:02You're so good!
12:03You're a bad boy!
12:04Why're the biggest?
12:05You're too good!
12:06You're so good!
12:07You're a bad boy!
12:08It's a big deal.
12:09It's too bad.
12:10It's too bad.
12:11It's too bad.
12:12It's too bad.
12:13It's too bad.
12:16Did you find this one?
12:18Yes, it's like this.
12:20Good.
12:24It's 5 o'clock in the morning.
12:26The people told us that the car was on the boat.
12:29They just found the boat.
12:31The car was on the boat.
12:33The car was on the boat with the boat.
12:36There are other signs.
12:38The car was on the boat.
12:41The car was on the boat.
12:43The car was on the boat.
12:44It's a little strange.
12:47The car was on the boat.
12:49Do you have any other reactions?
12:51It's not a bad thing.
12:53It's not a bad thing.
12:55It's a bad thing.
13:01It's not bad.
13:03It's a bad thing.
13:05good sense.
13:11See?
13:13It's a bad thing.
13:14It's a bad thing.
13:15It's a bad thing.
13:16No, that kind of a biotechni was on the boat.
13:20Does it sound good?
13:21It's a bad thing?
13:22It's a bad thing.
13:23姐姐,我不吻了。
13:26非得这样吗?
13:31想想看,吃这种味吗?
13:34不知道,我的嘴都累烂了,
13:37什么都看不见,我哪能知道?
13:41就停这儿吧,我们自己走回去。
13:49停下,别让钱开了。
13:53停,停,停,停,停。
14:22女人在受到袭击的时候,
14:25应该是歇斯底里了。
14:27有多大劲,使多大劲,玩命函,懂吗?
14:31好,再来一次。
14:33开始。
14:42停,停,你是干什么的?
14:44倒什么了?
14:45找我的,我先出去一下。
14:46你干嘛呢?
14:51你主角跑了,让我替他配音。
14:53公安局已经找过我哥了。
14:55我哥说,这种杂志是一个月前进的,
14:58两百本早就卖完了,根本记不清买主。
15:01再说,这种书都是一传十十传百,
15:04也不一定就是罪犯买的。
15:06我哥心里也挺难受的,
15:10我问他话都不爱理我。
15:14清清,我哥是真对你好。
15:17这本一条来自北方的色狼。
15:29这本怪胎,揭开。
15:33你要不要拿来?
15:36你钱挣好。
15:39这本是怪胎。
15:41这本是怪胎。
15:44这本是怪胎。
15:45这本也是怪胎的。
15:47这本是怪胎。
16:01这本都是暢销全世界。
16:05一块。
16:06有这个比赛。
16:09这还贵?
16:11这这么厚了?
16:12两面都是彩色。
16:13I'll take the money.
16:19Kynyn.
16:21You can get this card.
16:27You can get this card.
16:31This card has nothing to do with this.
16:36Come on.
16:38Let's go.
17:08Sorry, I'll see you again.
17:10I'll see you again again.
17:38You're so good.
17:40You're so good.
17:42What is it?
17:44You can do it.
17:46I'll see you again.
17:52I'll see you again.
17:54It's all about a hundred hundred pieces.
17:58You can do it.
18:08You're so good.
18:10My friends are still behind me.
18:14I'm not sure I'm dead.
18:16I'm not certain.
18:18You're too bad to get married.
18:20I can't wait for my brother.
18:22You're too good.
18:24You're too bad.
18:26I'm too bad.
18:28You're too bad.
18:30You're too bad.
18:32You're too bad.
18:34What's your bad?
18:36第一,可能到书屋来过,第二,本地口音,是个司机,留下了脚印,还有,兰兰咬过它,可能在左手留下伤痕,还有,对了,爱吃口香糖,麻烦的是,只有一个人,
19:06只有兰兰能认出它,而且当时天黑,还不一定认得准,兰兰得上学呀,清静,你父母,他们知道了吗?
19:36鸡蛋虽然在给人家的茭城市内,而且是框兰兰咧,一切得上座松,麻烦是松范兰咧,资金兰咧的边缘写也不容易生意,
19:46但后一切的茭城市内,应该证明和高利亚冬成为她的原因,
19:52舆盈主管是什么,现时天黑八兆开,正此井的地点自由,
32:27Yeah.
35:57You.
36:27You.
37:27You.
40:27You.
41:27,
41:57You.
42:27You.
42:57You.

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