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#Tiny Toon Adventures
#Tiny Toon Adventures
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00:00The teaching staff have been getting laughs since 1939
00:03We're tiny, we're too neat, we're all a little loony
00:07It's tiny, too, let's just come and join the fun
00:10And now our song is done
00:12Oh sweet, act me, looniversity
00:30We ask with vague sincerity
00:32Let this class be full of brevity
00:36Let the bell ring soon
00:39Hey teach, what happens if you go in the tunnel?
00:46I just can't help myself
01:00Hey snooze hound, we still on for tonight's TV binge?
01:15Show off
01:17Sure
01:18Thank you, William Shakespeare
01:22And quit hanging around
01:32Go home
01:34So, um, like, are we still on for tonight?
01:39Well, let me check my appointment book
01:40I could have another date
01:42Get real, Pluckface
01:45Are you kidding?
01:49I would miss this TV event for the world
01:51Me not
01:52We've been looking forward to it for weeks
01:55You betcha, babe
01:56Thirteen something
01:57Huh?
01:58Football?
02:00Thirteen something?
02:01I thought we discussed this
02:03We did
02:04We decided on
02:06Thirteen something
02:07Football
02:08A bunch of hormone-bloated halfwits
02:10Running around in
02:11Those stupid, ill-conceived plot lines
02:14Hoping to run across
02:15An Emmy nomination for crying on cue
02:18Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
02:21It's a coin toss situation, kids
02:23Heads, we watch thirteen something
02:25Tails, we watch football
02:26I can't look
02:34What is it?
02:35We now return to thirteen something
02:38Filmed live before a taped audience
02:40Ah, sweet bliss
02:42It's a coin toss situation
02:45Nice plan
02:46Hey, it was a two-sided coin
02:48I just forgot which side was twoed
02:50I always get what I want
02:53It's a talent I have
02:55Jason, what are you doing here?
02:57I've come to take you to the prom
02:59I'm not going with you
03:01I'm going with...
03:02Theo!
03:03This is silly
03:06The three of us have been best friends forever
03:08Let's all go together
03:10Like, what a show
03:16It's got, like, plot and junk
03:18Man, I wish I could be on a show like that
03:21Yeah, but they only, like, hire humans
03:24Drag
03:24I always get what I want
03:27It's a talent I have
03:29Just what is that supposed to mean?
03:32Babs, you can't always get what you want
03:34Face it, toots
03:35You couldn't get on thirteen something if your life depended on it
03:38And you couldn't get me if all your past lives depended on it
03:43Truth or dare?
03:46Dare
03:46I dare you to get on thirteen something
03:49There you have it
03:50Can Babs Bunny do it?
03:52Can she meet her opponent's challenge?
03:55Yes, yes I can
03:56I am the greatest
03:57I think we've started something that's going to take two acts to resolve
04:01You're not fooling me, Babs
04:06I'm not fooling anyone
04:08I'm going to New York City
04:10The next time you see me, I will be on thirteen something
04:14Hasta la vista, baby
04:18Ah, don't worry
04:19This is one thing even Babs can't do
04:22She'll be back
04:23And in the meanwhile, we can catch some fourth quarter action
04:25Hey, Cheryl
04:27Could you get us a couple of sodas?
04:29Sure
04:29I'll show, Buster
04:37I'll show everybody
04:38Never say never to Babs Bunny
04:41Is this the bus to New York?
04:46You getting on or what?
04:49Bus to New York
04:50How about a sing-along?
04:57Start placing your chips
04:59Start reading my lips
05:02I'm gonna prove myself in old New York
05:07Put a sock in it
05:10I always get what I want
05:14Even if I don't really want it
05:16I love the smell of morning in the morning
05:29Time to check out the news
05:30Maybe Babs and I will do some topical humor in today's show
05:34It could happen
05:36I can't believe it
05:38A carrot sale this time of year?
05:41Psst
05:41Mr. Alert
05:43Down here
05:44Babs Bunny heads to New York?
05:47Ha!
05:47Thought I couldn't do it, huh?
05:48Well, I'm in New York, so ha-ha to you
05:50But we've got a show to do
05:52I'm sure you can find a replacement for me
05:54I dare you
05:56Hey, don't look at me that way
06:00She'll be back
06:02And in the meantime, I'll find a substitute co-host
06:04I wonder if Ed McMahon is available
06:07Welcome to New York City
06:11Now get off the bus
06:13Wow!
06:14The Big Apple
06:15Just like I pictured it
06:17Skyscrapers and everything
06:19I feel like we've grown so close these past few hours
06:23Whatever
06:24Taxi!
06:28I got that one
06:29That one's mine
06:30Hey, watch it!
06:31Just call me out
06:32Who needs a cab?
06:40New York is made for walking
06:42I'm looking for the casting offices for 13-something
06:45Hello, Babsy-Wabsy-Head
06:48I didn't know you were vacationing here, too
06:51Oh, no
06:53We can go sightseeing together
06:56We'll go to the petting zoo
07:00And the animal shelter
07:01And the aquarium
07:03Okay, Binky
07:07Let's start your audition, huh?
07:10Let's try the opening
07:11Okay
07:13Hiya, Toonsters
07:15I'm Buster Bunny
07:17And I'm Binky, Bunny
07:19No relation
07:20No relation
07:22I don't get it
07:24Is that a joke?
07:25That's a joke, right?
07:27Much to my deep regret
07:29Next!
07:38Help me!
07:40Come back, Bunny Head
07:43Come on, change, change
07:49Let's go to Harlem and see the Globetrotters
07:52Come on!
07:58Don't walk
08:00Uh-oh, that's a pain that's gonna linger
08:09We'll pay your windows for a dime
08:12Sure
08:13Tax-free income
08:19Eat your heart out, Marla
08:25I'll never find the casting offices
08:28I came all the way to New York
08:30Only to wander around Lost
08:32I'll starve on these streets
08:34They'll make a TV movie out of this starring E-Prom
08:37Bam!
08:38Portrait of a Teenage Toon!
08:40I knew it was there
08:44This is David Letterman
08:46And I'm not wearing any pants
08:48I should fit right in
08:50Okay, Bettina
08:53Um, we're trapped by a ferocious furrier
08:56And you spin around and save us
08:58With your very best Zha Zha impression
09:00Oh, alright
09:02Darling, that fur clashes with your personality
09:06Put on Z's hefty bag instead
09:09I also play my nose
09:12How do you humans stand this get-up?
09:25I'm tiny, not toony
09:27I am a human goonie
09:29Yeah, thank you
09:31I like that last girl
09:34She was talented and cute
09:36You are so lost, Edward
09:38Yes, I am
09:39Next
09:40Who are you?
09:41I'm Bats Bun
09:42Bun Nowalski over Smith
09:46Ooh, ethnic
09:47But not too
09:49I like it
09:50Me too
09:50You'll be auditioning with Flint
09:52And action
09:53Hello, Theo
09:54I'm Alabaster
09:56Oh, you are new at Vicki Lord's High
10:00Uh, aren't you?
10:02Just because I'm new in town
10:03Doesn't mean I don't have feelings
10:05I do
10:06I do have feelings
10:08Teen feelings
10:09Ha ha
10:11Don't laugh
10:12I mean it
10:13I really do
10:14I am laughing
10:15Because you are so cute
10:17And you're angry
10:19Really?
10:22Ewwree
10:23She's really good
10:25She's different
10:25There's a different quality
10:27Something not quite real about her
10:28That's different
10:29Ms. Bon Nowalski over Smith
10:31You got the job
10:32See wardrobe
10:33Well, Buster
10:34What do you say to that?
10:37Next
10:37Did you see Varietoon?
10:41B-B-Bye-Bye to TT413
10:45Thanks
10:46And you call yourself a co-host
10:49Can't even read tradies, huh?
10:51Well, let me translate for the lingo impaired
10:53BB, that's Babs Bunny
10:55Bye-Bye, that's Leaves
10:56TT, that's Tiny Toons
10:58And 413 is 413-something
11:01Babs Bunny leaves Tiny Toons for 13-something
11:04She did it
11:05Say, is this your new co-host?
11:07Hardly
11:08So, you haven't found one yet, eh?
11:11Well, let me introduce you to
11:12Flucky Bunny
11:14You like my ears better
11:16Up or down?
11:18Like, no one's paying attention to me
11:20Don't I have the cutest toes on some jump?
11:24Babs, come home
11:44Well, unless you've been in a cave for the last month
11:52You have to be familiar with today's guest
11:54The new star of 13-something
11:56Babs Bunnywalski-Oversmith
11:59Uh, excuse me, but you pronounced my name wrong
12:03It's Babs
12:04Cut me a break
12:06Elvis was spotted at a mini-mart in Tustin
12:10The cast of Different Strokes held up Fort Knox
12:13And my voice causes seizures
12:15But the story of the year is Babs
12:19She's only on TV
12:21But they're already talking Oscar
12:23I've come out of retirement
12:25To interview a very special guest
12:27Babs-ia
12:29Is that right, Ed?
12:31That's right
12:32I did not know that
12:43Buster, you, like, down there?
12:47Yuck, smells like something died down there
12:49Yeah, my career
12:51Mmm, nice bouquet
12:56Last Thursday was a very good day for pizza
12:59Earth to Buster
13:01Come on
13:03You've been like this for the last one and a half acts
13:05Babs is gone
13:07You have to, like, channel your energy into a more positive direction
13:11Or some junk
13:11Yeah, in my direction
13:13These Tiny Toon reruns they're running are doing zip for my TVQ
13:16I should have never dared Babs to get on that show
13:19I'm like Sonny without Cher
13:21I'll probably end up the mayor of Palm Springs
13:25Well, far be it for me to be compassionate
13:27But, uh, listen, you're Buster Bunny
13:29Star of Tiny Toon Adventures
13:31The world loves you
13:33I can't believe I'm saying this
13:35Lucky, could it be that you've progressed into a higher plane of consciousness?
13:39Could it be that you've turned into a kind, compassionate, caring doc?
13:43My parents are out of town for the weekend
13:45What do you say we play house?
13:48Never mind
13:49A simple no would have sufficed
13:52You have to be at one with your oneness
13:54Accept that Babs has moved on
13:56And don't be defeated
13:57Be, like, the other way
13:59You're right
14:01I could go on without Babs
14:03I mean, I have Tiny Toons
14:04What does she have?
14:06Thirteen-something?
14:07Ha!
14:07Who watches that squad do anyway?
14:10Eight o'clock, it's on
14:11Don't block my view, blue boy
14:13Head cheese with mayo?
14:27What's the problem?
14:29Alabaster, ever since she came to this side of town from the other side of town
14:34You hate everything I do
14:36You really should get a wax, dear
14:43You have a lot of facial hair
14:45Your entrance is coming up
14:47Say, how's about I play this scene for comedy?
14:50You know, like
14:50Oh, Theo can't stand you because you're such a cow
14:54Now, we've been over this
14:56Alabaster is a humorless character
14:59Given defense of hopeless yet insightful teen angst
15:04Right
15:05You really should consider a facial wax, babe
15:11Well, if it isn't the girl who's stealing my boyfriend
15:20Sasha
15:21All I ever wanted when I came to this side of town was to have a friend
15:26That's all any teen really wants
15:29And we're clear
15:34See, baby
15:42Wasn't it better my way?
15:45Uh-huh
15:46Good girl
15:47Okay, that's a wrap, people
15:48I know
15:52I recognize that sound
15:54What is laughter?
16:01Hey, guys, what's so funny?
16:04Man, I wish I could be on that show
16:07Yeah, but they only use tunes
16:10Drag
16:11Let's get out of here
16:34Enough already
16:38We get the point
16:39I'm lonely
16:40Would this make a touching ad for the phone company or what?
16:49Hello?
16:50Hi, it's me
16:51No relation
16:52Well, I guess I should say congrats
16:56Tell her you miss her on some junk
16:59Bump that smagoo
17:00Tell her to haul her hymy back home
17:02Oh, you have people over?
17:04Yeah, we're having a party to celebrate our new success on Tiny Toons
17:09Yeesh, let's get out of this den of deceit
17:14Well, I just wanted to tell you that my contract is up tomorrow, so I'll probably be coming home
17:19That's great
17:22You know, whatever
17:23Even though things are great here
17:25You know, I don't know
17:26You know
17:27Yeah, so, well, listen, I'll let you get back to your party
17:31So, bye
17:31She doesn't even miss me
17:34I've had enough
17:48I laugh in the general direction of my foolish pride
17:51I'm going home
17:52You've what?
17:54We've decided to pick up your option and renew your contract
17:57Congratulations
17:58What?
17:59They've got her on that show for another five years
18:01Ah, that actually felt good
18:08Plucky, I need a plan
18:10Five, four, three, two, two
18:17I'm so glad your army dad isn't getting transferred
18:22And that you'll be here for a long, long time
18:24Me too
18:25Well, I'm not
18:27Who are you?
18:28Who is that?
18:29I'll tell you who I am
18:30I am Alabaster's twin brother, Cleveland
18:33We were separated at birth
18:34And now I've come to end this endlessly, endless family secret
18:39This is great
18:41You are so lost
18:42No, dear, you are lost
18:45Oh, Edward, kiss me!
18:51I didn't think you missed me
18:52I did
18:53I'm nothing without you
18:55You're my better half
18:57Yeah, but my better half is nothing without your half
19:01So you're twins
19:02We've done the twin thing
19:04What's the big secret?
19:07I'll tell you
19:08Alabaster and I aren't human
19:10We're toons
19:12That's right
19:13I am a toon
19:15Ready?
19:26Go!
19:31BB helps BB say bye-bye to PTTB
19:34Thanks for rescuing me
19:38You're my knight in shining armor
19:40Did you really mean all that stuff about your better half?
19:44Let me show you
19:45Sorry, kids
19:48This is private
19:49Hey, Cheryl
19:54Give you any ideas
19:55Feel free to change the channel
20:00We'll be right back to PTTB
20:01We'll be right back to PTTB
20:02We'll be right back to PTTB
20:03We'll be right back to PTTB
20:04We'll be right back to PTTB
20:04We'll be right back to PTTB
20:05We'll be right back to PTTB
20:06We'll be right back to PTTB
20:07We'll be right back to PTTB
20:07We'll be right back to PTTB
20:08¶¶
20:38Say goodnight, Babs.
20:41Goodnight, Babs.
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