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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:26The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end.
00:00:31You mean nothing at all?
00:00:33Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:36You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:38I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:40I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:45No, no, no.
00:00:46Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:51Bye.
00:00:51I'm so fucked up.
00:01:01I'm so fucked up.
00:01:16What the hell?
00:01:46Hey, Mom, are we coming back to find Daddy?
00:01:59Honey, I told you this before.
00:02:01I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:03But you have a token.
00:02:05You mean the ring?
00:02:06You know that that's lost?
00:02:11Oh.
00:02:11K Group at record high profits this year, thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King, who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:24Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad? He looks just like me.
00:02:29I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:31Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:36I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:41Come on, pretty girl.
00:02:46Get on over here.
00:02:49Ah!
00:03:05Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:08Oh, crap.
00:03:11Okay, I'm going to go soon.
00:03:14Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:03:15Be good.
00:03:16Okay.
00:03:19What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:22Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:36Do you have any idea how much this stress costs?
00:03:38I'm so sorry.
00:03:40I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:42You have a nice face.
00:03:43Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:46Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:48Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out, but I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:53Clean it?
00:03:54Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:58You think you can clean the dress?
00:04:00With what, your dish soap?
00:04:02My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Raymond?
00:04:21Interesting.
00:04:22I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:26A pity, considering your mother's more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:30You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:33It's not the other way around.
00:04:34It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:36Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage, I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:44I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:46There won't be a next.
00:04:52I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:54Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:56I, I don't think so.
00:05:00Right, of course.
00:05:03Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:05Carry on.
00:05:06Miranda?
00:05:10Miranda.
00:05:13Wow, Miranda.
00:05:14And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:21Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:24Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:25Did you find another target?
00:05:27Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:30Miranda, what are you...
00:05:31Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:36Chardonnay?
00:05:38Sure.
00:05:40Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:43We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:47Congratulations.
00:05:48That's none of my business.
00:05:49Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:51If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:57Do you understand?
00:05:58Let go of me.
00:05:59You're fired.
00:06:04What?
00:06:05Why?
00:06:05Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:07That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:09But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:06:11It was an accident.
00:06:12Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:15This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:06:19Do you understand?
00:06:20Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:22I can't lose this job.
00:06:24You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:29If you are serious about this position, we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:35I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:41In your dreams, perv.
00:06:43I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:54Have we met somewhere before?
00:07:01Sir, your mother just called.
00:07:03She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:06Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:07I know, but she's already...
00:07:09Steve, can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:13I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,
00:07:15and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:18You understand?
00:07:19Yes, sir.
00:07:19I'll try.
00:07:27What am I going to do?
00:07:28Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:29Okay.
00:07:35King's Mansion stays looking for a household maid.
00:07:38You do have an impressive academic record, but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree, how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:05You can start today.
00:08:08Great.
00:08:09I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:14How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:26We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:28Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:30When's the submission?
00:08:32It's today, sir.
00:08:33Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:35Blanca's not coming?
00:08:37I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:38Yeah, send her in.
00:08:50Newbie.
00:08:55You?
00:09:00You?
00:09:02Sir, do you know her?
00:09:04Yes.
00:09:07No.
00:09:08We just met yesterday.
00:09:11That's it.
00:09:13You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:23So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress, and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:32Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:35And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:37This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:41Are you a spy?
00:09:42What?
00:09:43No.
00:09:44I just work two jobs.
00:09:46Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:10:03What?
00:10:06No.
00:10:07My boss will fire me.
00:10:08That's not my problem.
00:10:10Wait.
00:10:11No.
00:10:13Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:15No.
00:10:15No.
00:10:15This is my first day.
00:10:17Please.
00:10:18I need the money.
00:10:19You're beautiful, and you seem smart.
00:10:23So, tell me, would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:30Let's go.
00:10:36Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:38Yes, sir.
00:10:38What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:48Good grief.
00:11:00Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.
00:11:04Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:06Get out of my face.
00:11:27Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:29We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:32Yes, of course.
00:11:34Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:36I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:38Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:40You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:44Raymond.
00:11:45Like the Raymond King from the K Group?
00:11:48This is his home.
00:11:58Good try, small mom and bear.
00:12:01You watch me now a little bit.
00:12:19Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:21Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:28Damn it.
00:12:56Why is my floor wet?
00:12:58Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:09Yes, sir.
00:13:13And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:14Take care of her yourself.
00:13:20I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:23But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped,
00:13:26soiled his suit and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:30But I was just on my...
00:13:31There's nothing I can do.
00:13:34Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:38We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:39What are you doing in my house?
00:13:49I'm working.
00:13:50Or, I was.
00:13:52So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:58Well, let's see.
00:13:59Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress,
00:14:02and you got me fired from the interior design firm,
00:14:05and now I'm here.
00:14:09And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:12I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:14I mean, it's okay.
00:14:17I understand.
00:14:19I'll leave now.
00:14:22Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:29Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:34About the banquet and the office,
00:14:38genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:41How about this?
00:14:42You can work your shift here as my maid,
00:14:44and double as my assistant at the K-group office.
00:14:48I'll even double your pay.
00:14:51Really?
00:14:55Thank you so much.
00:14:56Okay.
00:15:08She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago,
00:15:12didn't finish her degree.
00:15:14Now works part-time here and there,
00:15:16and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:20Who is she?
00:15:21And who sent her?
00:15:23Look, I want details.
00:15:26Specifically who she associates with.
00:15:29Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:32Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:35Sir?
00:15:38She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:41I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:44So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:49Yes, sir.
00:15:50And one last thing.
00:15:52Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:56Patrick and Blair.
00:15:57I'll be there.
00:16:01Yes, sir.
00:16:18Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:21What are you, a maid?
00:16:22Hey, where are you going?
00:16:27Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:29Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:38That's more like it.
00:16:40Excuse me.
00:16:41Excuse me.
00:16:52Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:55Of course, I'm just, um, I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:16:59Yeah.
00:17:07Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:17:10Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:12What are you talking about?
00:17:14Oh!
00:17:17Oh!
00:17:22Miranda!
00:17:26What were you thinking?
00:17:29Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:34So?
00:17:35I, I am so sorry.
00:17:37Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:41Because I've been busy.
00:17:43I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:44Oh, okay.
00:17:45So it's my fault now?
00:17:46No, no, not at all.
00:17:48You know.
00:17:53I would stay sharp if I was you, because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:18:00You know what?
00:18:02I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:18:05I quit.
00:18:09We'll be back.
00:18:10A little spy game isn't over.
00:18:12Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:21Let me help you.
00:18:22Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:30Okay, you can do this.
00:18:31You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:33You can do this for Kirk, for a better life.
00:18:36I can handle it myself.
00:18:38Where's Patrick?
00:18:39I don't know.
00:18:40He's not here yet.
00:18:41Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:49Three, two, one.
00:18:55Welcome back.
00:18:57Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:59Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:19:02Do you have a preference?
00:19:05Anyone will do.
00:19:11I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier, and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:19Well, keep this up, and I might consider it.
00:19:24Miranda?
00:19:28Miranda?
00:19:29Hey, cousin.
00:19:31Hey.
00:19:31Miranda, Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:42She's just a maid.
00:19:47Hello?
00:19:48Yes?
00:19:49What?
00:19:50Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:52Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:53Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:54Okay.
00:19:54Here we go.
00:20:07You're being rude.
00:20:10Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:20:13No one's stopping you.
00:20:14My apologies.
00:20:17Your wallet, sir.
00:20:18Much better.
00:20:21Oh, and another thing?
00:20:24Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:26You work for me.
00:20:26I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:43How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:46Drop the act.
00:20:47You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:52I...
00:20:52Patrick's with me now.
00:20:54So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:56You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:59Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:21:04I'm warning you.
00:21:05Stay away from the king family.
00:21:07If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:21:10You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:24Miranda.
00:21:26If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:31You don't have to work here.
00:21:32Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:37Stop it.
00:21:37You're gonna get me fired.
00:21:39You're a guest here.
00:21:41You left without saying a word.
00:21:44Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:46But was that a lie?
00:21:48What really happened?
00:21:48I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:51It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:53You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:54There's no hope for us.
00:21:56That's not true.
00:21:58I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:22:02Just stop it.
00:22:03Come on, please, Miranda.
00:22:04Oh!
00:22:04Oh!
00:22:04What the hell is going on here?
00:22:14You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:17You are fired.
00:22:21Get the hell out of here.
00:22:29Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:32Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:33Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:59Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:23:01A waiter at a high-end club, just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:23:06What do you say?
00:23:07I...
00:23:07Like, really rich guys.
00:23:10The kind that tip a lot.
00:23:13How long is the shift?
00:23:14Just a night.
00:23:15A few hours tops.
00:23:17They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:21Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:23It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:27$1,500?
00:23:31Okay, I'm in.
00:23:33God, any shorter night, I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:36Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:38Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:40Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:43Yeah, you know what?
00:23:43Forget the drinks.
00:23:44I understand you learn ballet, yeah?
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:47We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:51$3,000?
00:23:52Mm-hmm.
00:23:52What do I have to do?
00:23:54Dance.
00:23:55Oh, what?
00:23:55Hello, and welcome.
00:24:02We hope you enjoy the show.
00:24:05It's just one night.
00:24:07It's just for the money.
00:24:17They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:20That one, hey?
00:24:39She must be new.
00:24:40You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:42She's still good, though.
00:24:43Give me a VIP room.
00:24:51Yes, sir, right away.
00:24:52Anything else?
00:24:53I want that dancer.
00:24:57Ooh, good choice.
00:24:59Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:25:12This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:25:15$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:25:18Look, don't worry about it.
00:25:19I know these guys.
00:25:20They're very rich.
00:25:21Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:24It's Miranda.
00:25:25Yeah, it's not a big deal.
00:25:27Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:30Hmm?
00:25:31And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:43Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:48I, uh, have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:56What a shame.
00:25:57Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:59Yeah.
00:26:00You know, I can get someone else if you prefer.
00:26:02You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:26:05That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:26:08If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you eight grand.
00:26:12Eight grand, not five?
00:26:17Mm-hmm.
00:26:18So what?
00:26:19Like, pour drinks?
00:26:21Is that what your manager said?
00:26:23Okay, then.
00:26:24Yeah, go in there.
00:26:26Pour in your drink.
00:26:36Let go.
00:26:37Let me see this car.
00:26:38No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:46So, you're an exotic dancer.
00:26:49Now, tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:51Hmm?
00:26:52What handler?
00:26:53I work here.
00:26:55Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:26:57What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:02I told you to ignore them.
00:27:03You work for me.
00:27:05You remember?
00:27:05Yeah, well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:27:09Okay, just let me go.
00:27:10You can keep your eight grand.
00:27:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:14I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:27:16You're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:27:17God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:27:20Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:22Why can't you just...
00:27:22Ow!
00:27:23No, just stop touching the glass.
00:27:25Here.
00:27:26Ow.
00:27:27Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:28Just...
00:27:29Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:31What, you want to rehire me so you can sleep with me?
00:27:36No.
00:27:37Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:39No, no, no, I meant just come work for me.
00:27:41And me alone.
00:27:43No, absolutely not.
00:27:45If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:48Hey, no, hey, look.
00:27:49Everybody has a price.
00:27:51How much should it cost?
00:27:52Hmm?
00:27:53How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:54Don't mind me.
00:28:01Carry on.
00:28:01Get out!
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:06How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:28:07Just tell me.
00:28:08Okay, fine.
00:28:1010,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:28:13Deal.
00:28:18Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:21Okay.
00:28:24What is wrong with you?
00:28:28Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:30Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:32No, no.
00:28:34She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:37She'll be back.
00:28:41What?
00:28:41You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:43Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:45How about you put in a two-week...
00:28:46Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:28:48I'm just here to return this.
00:28:50We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:54No, please.
00:28:55This is not worth his time.
00:28:58Turns out you really are Raymond's housemate.
00:29:02What a plot twist.
00:29:04Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:29:07but you also shifed him and ran off.
00:29:10I like that.
00:29:11What are you doing here?
00:29:14You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:29:17Great.
00:29:17Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:29:32So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:36All right.
00:29:37Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:42You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:47Why would you let her quit?
00:29:49Raymond, dude, don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:54I mean, it was a kind of, uh, weird kink you had in your, um...
00:30:01I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:30:04Yes.
00:30:05What else do you want to say?
00:30:06She should be living in a luxury house.
00:30:09Driving luxury cars, you know, waited on hand and foot by servants.
00:30:12Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:30:16Why don't you just give it to me?
00:30:18You know, I'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:22All right, all right.
00:30:23I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:25I'm just here to work.
00:30:26I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:30You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:32You know what?
00:30:35I'm gonna go.
00:30:44Fine.
00:30:44I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:57Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:31:01Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:31:03Oh, so you're experienced.
00:31:05No wonder you're very handy.
00:31:09That's not important.
00:31:10We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:31:14I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:31:17You remember taking my black card?
00:31:21Get changed.
00:31:25I am not doing some weird role play with you.
00:31:28Oh, okay, so you're fantasizing about me now.
00:31:40What's this for?
00:31:41Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged, and I need a date.
00:31:51And you want me?
00:31:52Yes.
00:31:53Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:55I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember, and the nanny gets off at six, so find someone else.
00:32:02You work for me.
00:32:03Hey, why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:32:08Because I'm your maid?
00:32:09I mean, what would people think?
00:32:10I'll take care of it.
00:32:11Don't worry.
00:32:12But I have to.
00:32:13Unless you can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:22Fine.
00:32:30Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:32Let's see if it fits first.
00:33:02This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:33:06Don't be impulsive.
00:33:07But Raymond is head of the King family.
00:33:09If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:13Even so, you can't go against him.
00:33:15Maybe just not so direct.
00:33:17Patrick is second in line to inherit K group, and now that I'm his fiance, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:22Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:25Calm down?
00:33:26If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:33I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:37If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:40Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:49Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:51Blair, stop saying that.
00:33:55Everything's fine.
00:33:57Everyone.
00:33:58Emotions are just running high today.
00:34:01Fine?
00:34:01Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:34:07Don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch.
00:34:12I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:34:15You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:34:17Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:34:19Hey, Blair.
00:34:20Jesus.
00:34:21Have you lost your mind?
00:34:23Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:28Come on.
00:34:29Let's go.
00:34:31I'm sorry, do you know Patrick?
00:34:35And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:39I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:44Maybe that's what Patrick said.
00:34:46Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:50Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:53So happy you could make it.
00:34:55Thank you for having me.
00:34:56Yeah, of course.
00:34:58I mean, it could be bigger, but, you know.
00:35:00Anyways.
00:35:05Whose little brat are you?
00:35:10Whose little brat are you?
00:35:11Let me go!
00:35:12Let me go!
00:35:12What?
00:35:13You've never seen a cake before?
00:35:14That's expensive.
00:35:15Don't you understand?
00:35:16More expensive than your life.
00:35:19Let go, me lady.
00:35:20Where are your parents?
00:35:24He's just lost.
00:35:25I'll go find his parents.
00:35:28You're asking if you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:30I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.
00:35:32I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:34Ow!
00:35:35You're hurting me!
00:35:36Enough, you little brat!
00:35:37Hey, Blair!
00:35:38What are you doing?
00:35:40This is not my problem.
00:35:41Oh, excuse me, where are you...
00:35:41Excuse me, where are you...
00:35:42Hey.
00:35:47Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:52Dad!
00:35:53Whoa.
00:35:54Whoa, I think you might be mistaken because I am not your dad.
00:36:00But you are my dad!
00:36:02But you are my dad!
00:36:03You are my dad!
00:36:04Okay, yeah.
00:36:05Oh, nothing to see here.
00:36:07Just a lost kid.
00:36:09Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:36:11Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:36:12Okay, okay.
00:36:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:15Just stop crying.
00:36:20Hey, young man.
00:36:23Oh, crap.
00:36:25I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:27Why don't you come with me and we can go try and figure something out?
00:36:31No, you're wrong.
00:36:34Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:38Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:39Okay, buddy.
00:36:43Let's go, all right?
00:36:44One, two, three.
00:36:45Oh, yeah.
00:36:56God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:58I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:37:01Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:37:03There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:37:05Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:23You scared your mother.
00:37:27Mommy!
00:37:28Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:30Mommy!
00:37:31Oh, Kirk.
00:37:32Ma'am, hello, hi, uh, hello.
00:37:36Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:39Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:42You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:43It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:46Don't tell me how to raise my kid.
00:37:51I...
00:37:51Something wrong, sir?
00:37:56Nothing, no.
00:37:57I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:38:02Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:38:12I'm sorry, mommy, but I saw that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:38:18Okay, well, mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:23You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:26Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:30Nope.
00:38:30Nope, not at all.
00:38:32Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:34Auntie Cynthia!
00:38:35Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:42I love you, baby.
00:38:44I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:48Sir, they found something.
00:38:50They found a ring.
00:38:51Where'd you find those?
00:38:55It was at some antique pawn shop.
00:38:58A pawn shop?
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:04What do you want?
00:39:09I need to talk to you.
00:39:11Right now?
00:39:11Right now?
00:39:12Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:31As a proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:37at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:41What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:45You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:47Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:49You know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:52I just...
00:39:54I need to know.
00:39:56If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:58I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:40:00We're done.
00:40:01Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:40:04Is it because of Raymond?
00:40:04If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:40:07And stop calling me.
00:40:12And stop asking to see me in private.
00:40:15Just stop it.
00:40:22Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:40:24The ceremony is about Patrick.
00:40:26That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:29Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.
00:40:30Now.
00:40:37So, God bless.
00:40:39May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:41And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:44we can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:45Yay!
00:40:46Where have you been?
00:41:00I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:41:01Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:41:05I guess we just missed each other.
00:41:08Now, let's get this party started.
00:41:10Yay!
00:41:10Yay!
00:41:16What?
00:41:25Texas?
00:41:26Hey.
00:41:27You should really focus on yourself.
00:41:31I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:33Deal with what?
00:41:39Deal with what?
00:41:42You and Patrick.
00:41:43Patrick.
00:41:46I don't understand.
00:41:54Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:56Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:57What?
00:41:58Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:42:00Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:42:02Alone?
00:42:03Were you feeding him information about me?
00:42:05Were you spying on me?
00:42:06Stop evading the question.
00:42:08Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:42:10Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:42:13I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:42:16You're at my banquets.
00:42:17You're in my offices.
00:42:19You're in my house.
00:42:20You're at my clubs.
00:42:21I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:42:22You're everywhere.
00:42:26You're everywhere.
00:42:27Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences, but why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:31So that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help Patrick sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:38Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through, I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:44I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:45I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:47And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:49You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time.
00:43:00Because it's been working.
00:43:01I'm not here for you.
00:43:31I'm not here for you.
00:44:01to the office sir no i want to follow up on this ring you don't mind me asking sir
00:44:17what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago it's mine i think i gave it
00:44:25to her that night well the pawn shop says a young woman named cindy sold it to them last week
00:44:29she runs a women's boutique on rodeo drive we can head there now
00:44:33welcome um may i help you yes are you cindy yes
00:44:46did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the third yes
00:44:52well how did you get your hands on this was that you
00:44:59six years ago from the presidential suite what what the hell are you talking about
00:45:03where'd you get the ring then i snagged it from a flea market the seller didn't know what it was
00:45:09worth it only cost me 30 bucks okay well what did this person look like i don't remember it was
00:45:14years ago oh i do remember it was a woman around 40s or 50s
00:45:20no god damn it's not her
00:45:22i'm sorry that wasn't her we need to keep looking
00:45:28set back to the office yes sir while you're at it just do another check on miranda i want to know
00:45:33everything about her who she associates with what she's doing in my life we've already tried sir
00:45:38we could do it or you're fired of course sir
00:45:42hello
00:45:50i am so sorry no i'm on my way i will be there soon girl i'm literally on the plane already
00:45:58kirk said he found his dad so i sent kirk to him
00:46:01he knew sin sin sin kirk does not have a father where did you send him
00:46:09i swear my dad's work here hey excuse me what what's going on here oh my gosh hey what are you
00:46:23doing here kid what is your uh is your father work here hmm you're my dad and i just didn't have
00:46:30to get on the plane so now i'm here hey sir is that the kid from last night yeah i i think his father
00:46:37works here just um send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid
00:46:42is in my office hey hey buddy you like uh you like model cars yeah i've got a bunch of really
00:46:50cool model cars in my office hey why don't we just hand them over the police oh we gotta find his
00:46:55father first but you are my dad do i look like your dad yes you do look alike sorry what
00:47:05uh well hey look i've got a meeting to go to so why don't you stay with uncle steve in my office
00:47:24and uh i will be right back okay
00:47:45is this your kid sir no i don't have any kids
00:47:49oh excuse me mr king i thought uh i thought he might be yours because uh he looks just like you
00:47:58sir i'll get back to work
00:48:03stark
00:48:09do we really look that much alike no
00:48:12um yes um i guess
00:48:23hey buddy you could be a businessman when you get older you seem to have the charisma for it
00:48:28dad i want to go home
00:48:31this is why they're not answering the memo yet
00:48:42i don't want to go home
00:48:47all right here we are right
00:48:51look at that look at that
00:48:54wow you really are a kingdom this is like a castle
00:48:58that is right and you are in my kingdom so welcome
00:49:02sir who is this uh it's just for a couple of hours um until we
00:49:09go to the police if you could pick him up
00:49:22where'd you go where are you
00:49:30uh hey uh where's miranda at she ran off this morning said something about a family emergency
00:49:44caller yes sir oh and uh while you're out just go to the store i'm not sure when the lapd is
00:49:52getting here apparently they're understaffed today what else is new but uh pretty sure cookies
00:49:57aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age and get him a new toy while you're at it
00:50:02yes sir
00:50:20oh my gosh his dad's
00:50:30i'm not sure what kids eat but i think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do
00:50:42also this car toy was all they had yeah that's fine hey uh any sign of miranda she's right there sir
00:51:00so you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning you can't tell me why
00:51:06you were in my bushes spying on me through my window you can't seem to explain why kirk
00:51:12seems to recognize you and you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my
00:51:16texts or calls from this morning
00:51:21oh goody i'm starving
00:51:22he's your responsibility now la pd will be here shortly hopefully sounds good absolutely will do can
00:51:33do
00:51:33okay we're gonna play a game okay do you want to play a game with mommy are we playing pretend how how did
00:51:45you know that because we did the last time with the wig and sunglasses all right okay we are gonna
00:51:52play pretend again i'm gonna be the nanny and you're gonna be the little kid but we can't let mr raymond
00:51:59know that we're playing a game okay okay
00:52:06nanny i'm tired
00:52:11take them to the guest room and uh i'm gonna go ahead and get in contact with the cops because
00:52:16they should be here by now no
00:52:26what's gone into you no
00:52:30i will take care of it for you you are very clearly busy with
00:52:36stuff so i'll deal with the boy and the police and you just just relax
00:52:42i don't know what's going to happen
00:52:57hi la pd i was just calling about the little boy that was found at the k group this morning
00:53:02i just want to let you know that his parents have been found and there is no need to send anyone to
00:53:06pick him up yeah okay thank you
00:53:12oh oh oh i'm sorry no no it's all right
00:53:26no no no stop stop i got it i can get you a new outfit that would be helpful
00:53:32hey hey buddy buddy it's all right i'm not mad it's just an accident it happens okay
00:53:38okay now go ahead and take that and let's go get it cleaned up okay yeah
00:53:50oh thank you you can go ahead and set it down right there
00:53:53i am so sorry that was the car oh okay well i thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for
00:54:19so
00:54:29hello raymond king did you banish your cousin to texas do you understand how mad your uncle is right now
00:54:35yeah look mom this was bound to happen okay he's been trying to claw his way into the k group for
00:54:40years and he can have the houston office but there's no way in hell that i'm letting him take
00:54:44over the headquarters here in la raymond raymond raymond let's talk in person okay i'll i'll let you know
00:54:50when i'm free i've got a ton of work at the office and i'm even on my way out right now too late i'm already here
00:55:05hey buddy all right we're gonna go up one two three nice just like the airplane let's go
00:55:11go ahead go go okay okay no no both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet okay hey can you stay
00:55:19quiet and play with the nanny nice wait what's going on
00:55:23i don't understand why you're making this so difficult i asked you to marry alicia not fall in
00:55:44love with her without her family's support your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did i know but
00:55:51that uncle andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years do you think a marriage is really
00:55:56going to save anything your uncle aside you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate
00:56:03and alicia is your best bet the land her family controls is exactly what we need
00:56:11without the ability to expand we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned
00:56:16what's that uh no it's nothing i must uh pause the video i was watching
00:56:27tell me raymond why not alicia well look i'm busy at the office with with work and and meetings and
00:56:36work i don't have time for this i'll call my driver no need i drove myself
00:56:46will you at least consider alicia she's not a bad looking girl either hang on yeah
00:57:00forgot my purse oh sure
00:57:09whose toy is this
00:57:10who's toy is this
00:57:17oh it's mine i you know got it at the store
00:57:23you used to love toy cars
00:57:25we had to put the greenfield project on pause
00:57:38was that the news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear and on top
00:57:43of that we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days
00:57:48look i want a dna test done on kirk and i what kirk you mean that kid there's just something about him
00:57:58the more i look at him the more it feels like i'm staring into a de-aging mirror a de-aging no
00:58:05look you get the point just do it in secret don't let anybody find out don't let miranda or the kid know
00:58:11do it fast i want results as quick as possible yes sir
00:58:37hey kirk remember me
00:58:41remember me
00:58:45yeah the boring uncle
00:58:49uh well how about we play a game of hide and seek together
00:58:53i want to play with dad your dad's uh busy with work but he sent me to play with you
00:59:01okay but i want to hide first
00:59:03four five six seven eight nine ten
00:59:17where are you uncle steve can't find you
00:59:21ready or not here i come
00:59:34found you
00:59:37okay now it's my turn one two three four five six seven eight
00:59:44what's this it's the dna test result sir
00:59:58so we're not even a little bit related yes sir
01:00:02sir this is good news isn't it
01:00:18okay
01:00:22mommy you can take me out to play
01:00:24honey it's raining outside and besides when we're together and we're alone you can call me mom
01:00:30hey
01:00:37thank you
01:00:39god the weather's just so weird today yeah we got a big solar storm coming through we've even got a
01:00:44solar eclipse in the next couple of days i heard something spooky might happen maybe we'll get super
01:00:50ouch oh hey hey
01:00:54so um anyway what i was gonna tell you um two days gone by and still no sign of the cops
01:01:03no no they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick and so i told them that
01:01:10i would watch him for a few days great to see here kiddo
01:01:14oh my
01:01:27what did you just call me
01:01:40so you're telling me that we switched bodies
01:01:48oh please tell me this is one big elaborate joke
01:01:51nope this is not a dream
01:01:59it's not rocket science you unclip you unwind find an outlet and here you go
01:02:05don't open there you go
01:02:24come on
01:02:24mom are you okay you're acting weird how long do you have to play in any game for
01:02:34it was not that fun it never even was okay sure we can stop but what did you just call me mom you
01:02:41said when it's just the two of us i could call you mom and now the game is over
01:02:46why do you call me um
01:02:52raymond father because i look just like him and in the movies daddies and sons always look the same
01:02:58well those are just the movies kid you know you gotta have
01:03:03some more kind of proof but there is proof what the ring if you draw and show it to mr
01:03:11raymond he could see it it must be his do you remember what this ring looks like he said it had
01:03:16a big green stone all right it's time for bed kiddo
01:03:33it's time for bed kiddo
01:03:41no
01:03:44miranda what is it
01:03:47i am raymond what sorry i don't have time for this mr king and i have a very busy day ahead of us
01:03:54i took you to a boutique on rodeo drive a few days ago we talked to a woman named cindy about an
01:03:58emerald ring what how did you know that because i am raymond king this isn't funny what is it some
01:04:04kind of prank you thought of what's next a camera and a big sign that says gotcha please three years
01:04:09ago when your mom got sick i found the best doctor in germany to cure her the procedure lasted about
01:04:1412 hours and 34 minutes
01:04:20boss
01:04:20what happened it's a long story anyway plans change and i have a job for you i need you to do
01:04:29another dna sample this time comparing my hair to kirk's not miranda's yes sir
01:04:36for the better of k group you need to give alicia a chance why don't you invite her to dinner tonight
01:04:51miranda why don't you go clean the bedroom or something this is a private conversation
01:05:07steve why don't you join us
01:05:12uh no thanks mr miss mrs king i have stuff to do at the office where can i find um you know mr uh uh miss
01:05:23miranda thank you what is going on with everyone today
01:05:31i keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month
01:05:38so he is my son
01:05:51sir not to interrupt your uh midlife crisis but we have another problem
01:05:57you have six meetings today okay and
01:06:05oh crap
01:06:11miranda
01:06:24okay don't worry sir i mean miranda we have a plan
01:06:27plan
01:06:48ladies and gentlemen uh i would like to introduce to you
01:06:51today, my new advisor, Miranda. She will be stepping up today to lead today's
01:07:01meeting, and I trust that you will treat her with the same amount of respect that
01:07:06you treat me with, your boss, Raymond Cate.
01:07:21Oh. Oh. Any idea on how to fix this? No, not a clue.
01:07:43Mr. King's office. Mm-hmm. Okay.
01:07:46Okay. Steve needs me. Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:53I... This is already my fifth coffee today. God, how much coffee does one person have to
01:08:00drink for a caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:08:09Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:08:13What are you doing?
01:08:14Oh, it's you. That clumsy waitress. What are you doing here? Oh, I get it. You put those
01:08:21looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed. I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:08:26Fuck off.
01:08:28Hey!
01:08:31Get back here!
01:08:35So what? Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:38What? No. Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and...
01:08:45Look, I was just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:08:48A favor?
01:08:50You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:54Another woman? I...
01:08:56I don't understand.
01:08:57What's happening?
01:09:04What's happening?
01:09:06What's happening?
01:09:07It's just a solar eclipse. Don't sidetrack it.
01:09:10I'm sorry. Like, it is so funny, you looking at me like that with my face. Is that actually
01:09:19how I look like when I'm mad?
01:09:20Well, it's your face.
01:09:21No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:09:23How would I be doing something differently?
01:09:25I don't know. Maybe it's the, uh... Oh, it's the hair. I never do my hair like that.
01:09:29I like it, though. It gives me a more professional feel.
01:09:33This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:09:35No. No, it's not at all. I think I...
01:09:37You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:39I always have my hair like that.
01:09:39I... You know, you don't.
01:09:40What did you do to my hair?
01:09:41No, your part is weird.
01:09:42I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:43Yeah, look at that.
01:09:44Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right here.
01:09:45Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes, everything.
01:09:47Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:49Everything.
01:09:55Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:10:06It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:10:16So we got our bodies back just like that.
01:10:19What was that? Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:10:21Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:10:23We got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes, and I was trying to figure out how
01:10:26I was going to do it in your body.
01:10:29You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:33What are you talking about?
01:10:34Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:10:46So you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:49I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:52Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:58Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:11:01But I went in, I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything.
01:11:04And so I ran out of options.
01:11:06Okay, well, what about the ring then?
01:11:09I sold it.
01:11:11You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:11:18What about you?
01:11:20Why didn't you recognize me?
01:11:22Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:11:26But I was looking for you for years.
01:11:27I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases, but we could never come up with anything.
01:11:33But here you are.
01:11:37I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:42It's okay.
01:11:44I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:46Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:50Mom! Dad!
01:11:55Dad!
01:11:57You can start by being a dad.
01:12:02You know what, kid? I think you might be right.
01:12:06About what?
01:12:08We do look alike.
01:12:10I knew it.
01:12:13Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:12:16Pizza!
01:12:20Okay.
01:12:21It's pizza then.
01:12:22Let's go get some pizza.
01:12:27Let's go!
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