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00:00:30Why do you have to be like that?
00:00:56Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:03You have a silver spoon stuck in your mouth
00:01:06Ever since your little head popped out
00:01:08Life for you is just another sunny day
00:01:13They kiss the ground you walk on
00:01:15All the guys can't seem to wait their turn
00:01:18And when it comes around you make them pay
00:01:23You chew them up and spit them on your phone
00:01:27I guess that's just showing
00:01:31Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:33Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37What's up?
00:01:3986, 88, 96, 96, 94, 96, 98
00:01:49Water!
00:01:55Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:57Put your dust back.
00:01:59The slicer.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:04We usually take recess outside.
00:02:06Right.
00:02:07See, it's math.
00:02:09I found this idea on the internet
00:02:12That you...
00:02:13Multiplications.
00:02:14You drill the ball
00:02:16You throw it back and forth, so...
00:02:18Ah, good.
00:02:19Good.
00:02:20It's just a little noisy
00:02:21You know, for the other classes without balls
00:02:23Oh, I understand
00:02:25Yeah, um...
00:02:26We'll try to keep it down
00:02:27By the way, it looks interesting
00:02:29Do you mind if I come by the next time
00:02:31You're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:33Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that
00:02:35But, yeah, I would
00:02:36Yeah, absolutely
00:02:38Sounds great
00:02:40Okay!
00:02:42Who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:44Yeah!
00:02:46I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested
00:02:48In something new
00:02:49To get so bent out of shape
00:02:50By a little bracket
00:02:51All their kids wanted to be in your class
00:02:54You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed
00:02:57A year out of school
00:02:58You may be ready to change the world
00:03:01But to most people, different is a threat
00:03:03Yeah, but you're a great teacher
00:03:04How can you be so cynical?
00:03:06I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win
00:03:10Lorraine! Hi!
00:03:12How are you?
00:03:13Great, couldn't be better
00:03:14You?
00:03:15Well, I got yelled at today
00:03:16Because I was teaching math in this new way
00:03:18And...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I wake up with the guy I'm supposed to marry
00:03:22And you're the one having a tough day
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer
00:03:26Well, the bride's always the last to know
00:03:28It's last week's teploids
00:03:29You know what I mean?
00:03:30Excuse me
00:03:33Lorraine!
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:38Look
00:03:39We're going on our annual trip
00:03:41You, me, and Steph
00:03:43Only
00:03:44We're not going in the summer
00:03:45And we're going someplace fun
00:03:46Spring break
00:03:47A place called Mittner's Cove or something
00:03:49Somewhere near San Diego
00:03:51Get your life in order
00:03:52Wait, wait, wait
00:03:53Hold on, our yearly trip now?
00:03:55No!
00:03:56Hi, hi
00:03:57That's Inuit
00:03:58In fact, it was her idea
00:03:59Find me another fiancé
00:04:01Hmm, at least for the week
00:04:02David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester
00:04:05And we were going to go on this camping trip
00:04:07What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this
00:04:10But I actually want to go camping with David
00:04:12Oh, you're farther gone than I thought
00:04:14I'll tell you what
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow
00:04:16I'll see him, and I'll ask him
00:04:18Ask him?
00:04:19That's positively Step Fortian
00:04:21Let me tell you
00:04:22You are in serious jeopardy
00:04:37You have to come
00:04:41Now that Laurie's being dumped
00:04:43She's going to be a nutcase
00:04:44I don't know, Steph
00:04:46You know, I've just been feeling a little weird
00:04:48A little unsettled lately
00:04:50It's our trip
00:04:52Our little tradition
00:04:53I know spring break isn't quite our thing
00:04:57So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:04:59I'm still in school
00:05:00So we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots
00:05:02Well, you know what?
00:05:03Sometimes I wish I were still in school
00:05:05You are, just with a bunch of seven year olds
00:05:07We were together all those years in college
00:05:09And we didn't have to worry about real life
00:05:11We're still friends
00:05:12It's not as though I'm moving to China
00:05:14At least not yet
00:05:16Although, maybe after spring break
00:05:19But see, that's what I mean
00:05:20You're going to China
00:05:21And I'm here with a third grade
00:05:23And a bitchy principal
00:05:24You are so nuts
00:05:26You know, I don't know who's worse
00:05:28You're Laurie
00:05:29I mean, here you are with a career
00:05:31That's actually working
00:05:32About to be married to this great guy
00:05:34Have those 1.8 fabulous children
00:05:37Well, I have to thrash my way
00:05:38Through the academic jungle
00:05:40Yeah, but you're going to China
00:05:41Come on
00:05:42You have to come
00:05:43It'll be great
00:05:44You and David
00:05:45Can spend your whole life going camping
00:05:47Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:05:48Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:05:49That doesn't take much
00:05:50Hey guys!
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Where is that bad boy?
00:05:53Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:05:54Okay, thank you
00:05:55Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:05:56Hey Emma
00:05:57Hey, honey
00:05:58Hey, honey
00:05:59Come and spot me
00:06:00Okay
00:06:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:03No, it's great
00:06:04I didn't spot me
00:06:05What are you doing here?
00:06:06No, it's great
00:06:07No, it's great
00:06:08No, it's great
00:06:09You can't spot me
00:06:10No, it's great
00:06:11No, it's great
00:06:12No, it's great
00:06:13No, it's great
00:06:14No, it's great
00:06:15I didn't spot me
00:06:16What are you doing here?
00:06:17Can you get away?
00:06:18On the way
00:06:30Good
00:06:33God
00:06:36Can you get away?
00:06:40I'm away.
00:06:57You are never getting up.
00:07:01I think I'll make the roll if you are.
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06I think so.
00:07:07Yeah?
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:14God, when are you gonna get a decent bed?
00:07:16When there's more call for it.
00:07:18We could probably figure out something to do about it, though.
00:07:21Yeah, we could.
00:07:22But probably not this weekend.
00:07:24Why not?
00:07:25You should live dangerously.
00:07:27You better watch out.
00:07:28One of these days,
00:07:30you're gonna get stuck.
00:07:35Let's go.
00:07:36It's got more important things to do.
00:07:50Hey, I didn't want to tell you over the phone,
00:07:52but, uh, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this camping trip.
00:07:56I have to set my advanced EMT course.
00:07:58It's the only time I can do it till next year.
00:08:00You bum!
00:08:01I'm sorry.
00:08:02Do you know that I just turned on a spring break trip with Steph and Lorraine to go camping with you,
00:08:05and now here you are dumping me?
00:08:07Well, if I had my way, then we'd be so bored of being together all the time,
00:08:11and you'd be happy to have a break.
00:08:14You think that?
00:08:16What, that we should be together?
00:08:18No, that we'd be bored.
00:08:21Well, it looks innocent enough, but all that sun makes people a little crazy.
00:08:29You're better off where it's cooler.
00:08:31How do you know, Dad?
00:08:32I was in the Navy, remember?
00:08:34Well, I'll stay away from anybody who's in a uniform.
00:08:36Except for maybe a fireman.
00:08:38Dad's just worried once anybody leaves this suffocating town,
00:08:41they're gonna go crazy, or never come back.
00:08:44Yeah, Dad.
00:08:45Maybe we should find out what really went on out there.
00:08:47That was before I met your mother.
00:08:49Yeah, yeah, we've heard that before.
00:08:51All right, I better go.
00:08:53They'll forgive me anything if it involves them, but only at two point.
00:08:56I'll see you out.
00:08:57What is this, an empty chair?
00:08:59See you around, squirt.
00:09:02Play hooky.
00:09:04Oh, you want me to lug hose the rest of my life, is that it?
00:09:06You're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls.
00:09:08Well, you should go. It'd be fun, right?
00:09:10Maybe.
00:09:12You have duty tonight?
00:09:13Yeah, especially after this afternoon.
00:09:16Hi.
00:09:17Hi, baby.
00:09:18Hi.
00:09:20I'll miss you.
00:09:28I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:31Come on.
00:09:32Come on.
00:09:34It is all the money?
00:09:35Oh, for sure.
00:09:36Does it matter to you, honey?
00:09:37Oh, for sure.
00:09:38It's California ONV quien.
00:09:39Oh, for sure.
00:09:40Oh, for sure.
00:09:41Oh, for sure, oh, for sure, doesn't matter to your honey, oh, for sure, it's time to blow your own son, oh, for sure, for sure, for sure, come on, for sure.
00:09:51Passing down the block, and my mind is twisted, trying to get to the party early, cause I know that I missed it.
00:09:56It's like a past week, I know it's too early, but my homie's hanging out the window, holding up the party.
00:10:00So I pull up through the curtain, let the air out, drop it to the ground, but it sounds time to show up.
00:10:05I pop the trunk, I let the car bump on you, bump it so loud, but you put it in the same way, too.
00:10:11Heaven, that's it, we've died and gone to heaven.
00:10:14Wow, you feel that, son? I have been cold for five months.
00:10:18All right, well, looks like you get warmed up here. I'm never leaving.
00:10:23Midner's Cove party, girls?
00:10:25That's us.
00:10:26Hey, boy, have you come to the right place? How'd you girls get so smart you picked Midner's Cove?
00:10:31Look at that beach, and hey, we got a pool, and we got a stage. You girls were born for that stage.
00:10:36We got a hypnotist, lets you do what you always wanted. Around here, I'm your man. Whatever you need, whatever you want, I'm your man.
00:10:45Hey, you like a different look? Just around the point, we got a different beach. Big waves, bars. Personally, I never leave right here.
00:10:52What do you got in these bags? Just bikinis? Here, give me that. Woo! All you guys are hot. We got lots of guys. Girls, too, if that's your thing.
00:11:01Hey, you here to hook up? Because I'm a connect-ed and connecting, you know what I mean?
00:11:06Aren't you still in school? Like, high school?
00:11:08Yeah, well, we mature a little faster out here. Oh, you got an older brother?
00:11:14I am my older brother.
00:11:16Oh, okay.
00:11:17All right.
00:11:34So many hot boys up in here. So many girls in their underwear.
00:11:39Look, Anthony.
00:11:40Remember when we were like this?
00:11:44I was never like this.
00:11:45I don't remember us ever being like this
00:11:48even when we were kids.
00:11:49All they have is time.
00:11:52There's always gonna be, remember?
00:11:55We used to think there's always gonna be
00:11:57a guy, a career,
00:12:00and everything would just come naturally
00:12:02because that's what happens.
00:12:04There was plenty of time.
00:12:07Of course, we may never have met the guy
00:12:08or had the job, but
00:12:09we were gonna have it all.
00:12:12Get married,
00:12:14have kids,
00:12:15guaranteed.
00:12:16We were gonna be happy because we deserved it.
00:12:19Guaranteed.
00:12:21Well, time sure is a way
00:12:23of sneaking up on you.
00:12:25Nobody tells you it's a crapshoot
00:12:26where most people come off snake eyes.
00:12:28I don't feel that way.
00:12:30Yeah, you do.
00:12:31You do feel that way.
00:12:33You just haven't faced it yet.
00:12:34Otherwise, you would have married David long ago.
00:12:37I mean, what are you waiting for?
00:12:38David isn't turning to somebody else anytime soon.
00:12:41I mean, you walk into that firehouse,
00:12:43you know, sure as hell what you're getting.
00:12:44Knock it off, Lori.
00:12:46I need to...
00:12:47I need to do something...
00:12:48different.
00:12:52Have fun.
00:12:53You know?
00:12:53I mean, life is...
00:12:55who knows what the hell life's about.
00:13:01I just found that out the hard way.
00:13:05I need to be somebody
00:13:06who didn't just
00:13:07let it all get away.
00:13:10What I need
00:13:15is to hook up
00:13:17fast.
00:13:18Fast.
00:13:19Fast.
00:13:19Fast.
00:13:20Slow or fast.
00:13:20Right up on the dance floor.
00:13:22Give me some fantasy.
00:13:23I'll rock up a plane.
00:13:24And you can find me
00:13:25right up on the dance floor.
00:13:27And you can find me
00:13:28right up on the dance floor.
00:13:28And you can find me
00:13:29right up on the dance floor.
00:13:31She is going to get in a lot of trouble.
00:13:33I know.
00:13:35I know.
00:13:39Look at her.
00:13:42I think we're going to have
00:13:47like, let's go, let's go.
00:13:58Oh my God.
00:13:58Oh my God.
00:13:59Oh my God.
00:14:00Oh my God.
00:14:03Girls, girls,
00:14:05where do you think you're going?
00:14:07Three most beautiful girls here
00:14:08and you're walking away?
00:14:09Did we do something wrong here?
00:14:11Just a little reality break.
00:14:14Reality?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16This is spring break.
00:14:17You gotta go a little wild.
00:14:18Otherwise, what's the point?
00:14:20Are you guys watching
00:14:21the wet t-shirt contest?
00:14:22You guys have to do it.
00:14:23No.
00:14:24You know what you're missing?
00:14:25You know how it feels
00:14:26to have a hundred crazy guys
00:14:27wanting to be with you?
00:14:28Well, I've already got someone
00:14:29wanting to be with you.
00:14:31But that's one pathetic guy.
00:14:32I'm talking about
00:14:34a hundred crazy guys.
00:14:36Do you have any idea?
00:14:38Another thing.
00:14:39You know, like sexual charades
00:14:40for example.
00:14:41You know, like that movie
00:14:42when Harry met Sally.
00:14:43You've seen that movie?
00:14:43I've seen that movie, yes.
00:14:45But we'd be doing it
00:14:46in a hot tub,
00:14:47not in a stupid dining room.
00:14:48Who are you?
00:14:51Hello, girls.
00:14:52I thought we discouraged you.
00:14:53You must have mistaken me
00:14:54for someone who isn't
00:14:55falling in love.
00:14:56You girls have just won
00:14:59the Most Beautiful Girls Award.
00:15:02And we are the prize.
00:15:04So my two guys
00:15:04are going to shoot you
00:15:05an entire week.
00:15:06You'll never forget it.
00:15:08I'm not sure I want
00:15:09to remember this week.
00:15:10See, I thought I swore off
00:15:12these a minute ago.
00:15:13You can swear off
00:15:14again tonight.
00:15:15Hey, I told you
00:15:36this beach was special.
00:15:38Totally private.
00:15:39Five minutes from your condo.
00:15:41Oh, my God.
00:15:42Look at this.
00:15:43He's so gorgeous.
00:15:44This is just the beginning.
00:15:46Hey, I'm your ticket
00:15:46to a good life.
00:16:14Look at that face.
00:16:25I knew it the moment I saw her.
00:16:27It's just another body, dude.
00:16:29No, not just another body.
00:16:32Total innocence.
00:16:34But not.
00:16:36She's not going to do anything.
00:16:38Not the type.
00:16:38She will.
00:16:40Look, the right situation,
00:16:43the right drugs,
00:16:43the right booze.
00:16:46Besides, when we're done
00:16:47with this,
00:16:48she wouldn't even think
00:16:49she did everything.
00:16:50Oh, my God, the right booze.
00:16:51Oh, my God.
00:16:52Oh, my God.
00:16:52Oh, my God.
00:16:54Let's go.
00:16:54This is a
00:16:59good deal.
00:17:00Oh, boy.
00:17:02Oh, my God.
00:17:05I'm wasting my time
00:17:08and trials
00:17:10Bye.
00:17:11No way
00:17:12To the sun
00:17:14And trials
00:17:16I need to let your stars wander away.
00:17:41How about we get some drinks now?
00:17:43Let's get into that.
00:17:46All right.
00:17:49There you go.
00:17:50Get on that.
00:17:51Get on that.
00:17:52There you go.
00:17:53Good party.
00:17:55Take it off.
00:17:56Come on.
00:17:57Come on.
00:17:58Come on.
00:17:59Let's do it.
00:18:00Good.
00:18:01Good.
00:18:02Good.
00:18:03Good.
00:18:04Good.
00:18:05Good.
00:18:06Good.
00:18:07Good.
00:18:08Good.
00:18:09Good.
00:18:23Good.
00:18:25Good.
00:18:26Good.
00:18:28Good.
00:18:31I love it, I love it, I love it.
00:18:51Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
00:18:57Emma! Emma! Emma!
00:18:59Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah!
00:19:01Oh, God! Yeah!
00:19:03Oh!
00:19:05Oh!
00:19:07Oh... Oh, God!
00:19:15Okay, the idea is to beat Meg Bryant. Right, Emma?
00:19:17Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma!
00:19:21Come on. Emma! Emma! Emma!
00:19:23Come on, baby!
00:19:27Do it for me.
00:19:29I know you can do it, baby.
00:19:31Come on.
00:19:33Come on, Emma.
00:19:35Come on, Emma.
00:19:37Yeah.
00:19:39Oh, God.
00:19:41Yeah.
00:19:43Oh, God.
00:19:45Oh, my God.
00:19:47Oh, my God.
00:19:49Oh, God.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:53Oh, my God.
00:19:55Oh, my God.
00:19:57Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:19:59Yeah, right there. Right there.
00:20:01Oh, God.
00:20:11That was amazing.
00:20:13I have a headache.
00:20:15You want aspirin?
00:20:17Yeah. Yeah?
00:20:19You need anything else?
00:20:21No, no, I just want aspirin.
00:20:23Yeah.
00:20:24Come on.
00:20:25I think I need her.
00:20:26You sure you're all right?
00:20:35Give me a little bit.
00:20:37Better if she were down a little.
00:20:43I got it.
00:20:47Perfect.
00:20:49Good call for me.
00:20:52Are you next 911?
00:20:53Yeah.
00:20:55Don't.
00:20:56Don't do it.
00:20:57Don't do it.
00:20:59Dumb bitch.
00:21:01Don't do it as much.
00:21:02Don't.
00:21:04It's a little disappointment.
00:21:08Dumb bitch.
00:21:09We're so proud of you, you're doing such a great job, and if you're the members of the
00:21:27board and the faculty want to discuss some ideas that we have for you next week, okay?
00:21:31Okay, that'd be great.
00:21:33Yeah, and we'll get Grace Laughlin.
00:21:35I love you!
00:21:37I like my kids!
00:21:39I'm changing from Ruby of the Year to Teacher of the Year.
00:21:43I'm serious!
00:21:45Thank you for having me!
00:21:47It's all about the kids!
00:21:49Thank you!
00:21:51Thank you!
00:21:53Thank you!
00:21:55I'm so happy!
00:21:59Great!
00:22:01Thank you!
00:22:03How did you get them to do all of that, huh?
00:22:09I don't remember doing anything like that in the second grade except run around the playground.
00:22:13Do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed?
00:22:15Want to give you a big head?
00:22:17You're gonna think you're too good for a small town fireman.
00:22:19Oh, come on.
00:22:20I would love to show you how untrue that is.
00:22:23You would?
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:25I would.
00:22:26Will you stay over?
00:22:27Mm-hmm.
00:22:28Like I don't have a four-and-a-half-hour drive to make my shift, but I'll be up next weekend, okay?
00:22:42I'm really, really proud of you.
00:22:46I love you.
00:22:56In Mintners Cove, I really missed you.
00:22:59I wanted you to be there.
00:23:01You're right.
00:23:02What about the hunk with the yacht?
00:23:04I remember having a headache and playing charades.
00:23:14What do you think?
00:23:16What do I think?
00:23:17I think you should go to San Diego more often.
00:23:30Oh, you better, you better go before I make you stay.
00:23:34How'd you stop me?
00:23:36No, you're kidding.
00:23:43By the way, I went topless one night.
00:23:46I'm sorry, you what?
00:23:47Yeah, we all did.
00:23:48It was a little weird out there.
00:23:49Should have been there.
00:23:50See the new me.
00:23:53I told you you didn't know what you were missing.
00:23:58It's party time.
00:23:59From all over the country they come.
00:24:00You know what they want.
00:24:01That girl next door, they play the tease, but they're showing it on display.
00:24:05They just want somebody to grab it.
00:24:07And you can be that guy and get them on the beach and in your place.
00:24:12Get your credit card ready.
00:24:13Click the download button.
00:24:14Get every second of what these horny chicks do.
00:24:15No more hardened porno queens.
00:24:16These are the girls next door.
00:24:17The board, we all were so impressed by your imagination and your handling of the children that the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program for all grades.
00:24:21Oh my god.
00:24:22For the other teachers as well.
00:24:23I've had three kids go through this school.
00:24:24I thought you raised the bar.
00:24:25I thought you should be rewarded for your talents.
00:24:26Wow.
00:24:27I don't know what to say.
00:24:28I'm flattered.
00:24:29I just, um, I don't know quite how it would work.
00:24:30I don't know.
00:24:31I don't know what to say.
00:24:32I'm flattered.
00:24:33Well, if you're agreeable, we could set up another meeting and see if we can figure something out.
00:24:34Well, you sure know how to make enemies.
00:24:35I don't know.
00:24:36I don't know what to say.
00:24:37And I don't know what to say.
00:24:38I'm flattered.
00:24:40And I don't know quite how it would work.
00:24:43Well, if you're agreeable, we could set up another meeting and see if we can figure something out.
00:24:48I... I don't know what to say.
00:24:51I'm flattered.
00:24:53I just, um, I don't know quite how it would work.
00:24:57Well, if you're agreeable, we could set up another meeting
00:24:59and see if we can figure something out.
00:25:01Boy, you sure know how to make enemies.
00:25:03First you come back from California positively glowing,
00:25:06and now you're holding seminars.
00:25:11It's a terrible idea, isn't it?
00:25:13It's a great idea, but it's also the best way
00:25:15to get yourself most hated teacher of the year.
00:25:18Well, then I just won't do it.
00:25:21School politics are funny.
00:25:23I mean, it looks all touchy-feely,
00:25:25but you just never want to give anyone too much ammunition.
00:25:36Hey, Jess, come here.
00:25:42Is that who it looks like?
00:25:46Can't be.
00:25:47It's like one of those spring break tapes.
00:25:49It's different, more extreme.
00:25:50Didn't you go down to some spring break thing?
00:25:52You watched the whole thing.
00:25:53It's her.
00:25:54It gets pretty raunchy.
00:25:56You think we ought to tell Dave?
00:25:57Suddenly all the other teachers are mad at me.
00:26:02Well, most.
00:26:03Well, you could try switching schools.
00:26:05Better yet, you could come home.
00:26:07You know you could get a job in a second.
00:26:09Maybe it's time.
00:26:10Is that code for get married and live happily ever after in Prairie du Shin?
00:26:15So what if it is?
00:26:16It's not the end of the world.
00:26:20I just don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a small town.
00:26:22Why?
00:26:23What's wrong with it?
00:26:24Well, would you live somewhere else?
00:26:27I don't think so.
00:26:28I think Prairie has a lot to offer.
00:26:31I mean, history, family, roots.
00:26:34I mean, honey, it's a good town.
00:26:36It's our home.
00:26:37I mean, what?
00:26:38Is there something you want to do that needs you to be someplace else?
00:26:41It can be a little suffocating.
00:26:43You don't think people feel suffocated no matter where they are?
00:26:46I mean, anywhere.
00:26:47Madison, Chicago, San Diego, wherever you were.
00:26:52All right, honey, I guess I could learn how to surf.
00:26:55No, I didn't say that.
00:26:56Look, all I'm saying is I don't remember you feeling this way before you took your little trip.
00:27:00Did something happen out there?
00:27:02Made you feel like you needed to be someplace else?
00:27:05I don't know.
00:27:06Where's someone else?
00:27:08Listen, I've always felt this way.
00:27:12Okay, I mean, don't you feel this way sometimes?
00:27:15What if there's something out there that's perfect?
00:27:18Perfect for you.
00:27:19For us.
00:27:20You know, we might never know.
00:27:22I think that everything that's perfect for us is right there.
00:27:27I mean, you could turn your back on it looking for something else.
00:27:30I don't know what, but by the time you figure it out, what you don't know is what you've lost.
00:27:35David, nothing's changed.
00:27:37Yeah, maybe.
00:27:38But, uh, at least it's in the open now.
00:27:40Don't you think we've been ignoring this?
00:27:41You know, not facing the facts here.
00:27:42What?
00:27:43No.
00:27:44What are you talking about?
00:27:45Okay, listen.
00:27:46I love you and you love me.
00:27:47Those are the facts.
00:27:48Yeah, but, no, look, the fact is I like Prairie, okay?
00:27:50I like my job.
00:27:51It makes me feel good.
00:27:52Like I'm doing something I'm proud of.
00:27:54Yeah.
00:27:55I'm sorry, I've gotta go.
00:27:56Come here.
00:27:57I love you.
00:27:58I'll see you soon.
00:27:59I love you.
00:28:00I love you.
00:28:01I'll see you soon.
00:28:02I love you.
00:28:03I love you.
00:28:04I love you.
00:28:07I love you.
00:28:08I love you.
00:28:09I love you.
00:28:10I'll see you soon.
00:28:12I love you.
00:28:13I love you.
00:28:14I love you.
00:28:15I love you.
00:28:16I'll see you soon.
00:28:42I love you.
00:29:12I love you.
00:29:42I love you.
00:29:43I love you, but, no!
00:29:45I love you.
00:29:46I'll see you soon.
00:29:47I'm sure there's some kind of reasonable explanation here.
00:29:52Um, mistaken identity.
00:29:55Something.
00:29:56I just thought you should know someone raised the issue.
00:29:59I don't understand.
00:30:01I...
00:30:02if somebody would say something like that,
00:30:07don't I get a chance to defend myself?
00:30:10It may be a little premature.
00:30:12If there's no substance to it,
00:30:14then we can forget we ever had this conversation.
00:30:18It's more important that it's not true.
00:30:20What am I supposed to do?
00:30:22Somebody that I don't know who it is
00:30:27is saying that I'm in some porno film
00:30:30that they won't identify, and I what?
00:30:33If you like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:36I wouldn't like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:39I haven't done anything.
00:30:42Why should I?
00:30:44No.
00:30:45Emma, it's not a suggestion.
00:30:47I'm not making it a formal suspension, but...
00:30:50just take a couple of days off.
00:31:02She wouldn't even tell me what they were talking about.
00:31:05I heard it was about you in some movie.
00:31:08You didn't do anything weird when you were in San Diego, did you?
00:31:11No.
00:31:12I mean, we all had fun.
00:31:14But we took our tops off one night.
00:31:16That's it.
00:31:17I should have gone to San Tropez.
00:31:20I mean, sure, you let go a little.
00:31:22This vacation, it was more silly than anything.
00:31:24Yeah, but silly to you can be salacious to somebody else.
00:31:27I mean, the trouble with this kind of thing is there will always be somebody who believes it because I secretly want it to be true.
00:31:33No, I haven't heard anything about it.
00:31:36Yeah, I tried to call Lorraine, but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:39Um, I've been suspended.
00:31:41How can they do that?
00:31:42Are all of us in it?
00:31:44I don't know.
00:31:45I don't even know if this thing exists.
00:31:47I mean, do you know where I would find this type of thing?
00:31:51But I mean, what would we look for?
00:31:53Emma, Steph, and Lorraine.
00:31:55Flash in Mint Nurse Cove.
00:31:56Okay, well, if you talk to Lorraine, tell her to call me, alright?
00:32:00I will.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:05Alright.
00:32:06Turn off, turn off.
00:32:27Turn off, turn off.
00:32:29I don't understand, Reverend.
00:32:43I thought we were doing a pretty good job for the church.
00:32:46Well, if you want to make a change, that's fine, but there has to be a reason.
00:32:50I mean, it's okay if you have to.
00:32:53It just...
00:32:54I'm just confused.
00:32:55Look, if it's something we did, I...
00:32:58I have to go downstairs and tell Henry to cancel that Emanuel Lutheran order.
00:33:03St. Matthews just canceled their bulletin order.
00:33:06It makes three of our biggest accounts.
00:33:08What's going on?
00:33:12What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:14Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:33:15Hey, look!
00:33:16Nobody is stumping to any conclusions!
00:33:18Look, Dave!
00:33:19I'm sorry as hell, alright?
00:33:20We've all known that wrong.
00:33:21Hey, hey!
00:33:22Hey, all I did was stumble across something!
00:33:24Hey, look, Dave!
00:33:25Look!
00:33:26Dave, it's out there, okay?
00:33:27What's out there?!
00:33:28There's nothing out there!
00:33:29It's not Emma!
00:33:30What's out there?!
00:33:31There's nothing out there!
00:33:32It's not Emma!
00:33:33I live in these streets of San DT's,
00:33:36Undercovers, man!
00:33:37Eat no trap!
00:33:39Brindin' in that trap with chips, you better find some magic books!
00:33:43What's out there?
00:33:44What's out there?
00:33:45I got the internet, I don't know where to take it.
00:33:48What's out there?
00:33:50What's out there?
00:33:52What's out there?
00:33:53What's out there?
00:33:54What's out there?
00:33:55What's out there?
00:33:56What's out there?
00:33:57What's out there?
00:33:58What's out there?
00:33:59What's up there?!
00:34:01What's down there?
00:34:05What's out there?
00:34:06What's out there!?
00:34:07What's out there?
00:34:08Oh, my God.
00:34:13Oh, my God.
00:34:18Oh, my God.
00:34:25Oh, my God.
00:34:30Oh, my God.
00:34:33She doesn't have Tanya.
00:34:38I mean, what is the policy in a situation like this?
00:34:41But she has the right to bring it to the board.
00:34:45The school could be sued.
00:34:47Even the public airing of such an issue would be damaging to the school.
00:34:51It's also a human question.
00:34:53Pretty soon the kids are going to get wind of this and get curious.
00:34:57And I, for one, do not want to be explaining to my seven-year-old what pornography is.
00:35:02I haven't said anything until now because she's such a good teacher.
00:35:06And she presents herself so well.
00:35:09But if she stays, I'm pulling Jason out of school.
00:35:18Hi.
00:35:20You ought to check your machine.
00:35:22It rang about a thousand times.
00:35:24Maybe it's not working.
00:35:26Anyway, uh, you haven't answered my email yet.
00:35:31What's going on?
00:35:32Town burning down?
00:35:35Well, things are pretty crappy here.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:40Bye.
00:35:41I love you.
00:35:43Bye.
00:35:44Hey.
00:35:45Hey.
00:35:45Your choice is either resign or I will have to take this to the district and initiate a formal dismissal.
00:36:12Now, if you resign, there can be some reason, something neutral, something that won't hurt your record.
00:36:18I'll help you frame the situation so it won't affect your future.
00:36:21I didn't do anything.
00:36:24How could you believe that I would?
00:36:27I mean, at least let me talk to who's spreading this.
00:36:30It's no longer a case of an unsubstantiated rumor.
00:36:32I have not seen the material, but others have, teachers' parents.
00:36:41I will look at it if I have to, as will the district.
00:36:44What material?
00:36:45There is no material.
00:36:47I tried looking on the internet.
00:36:49You know, I don't have to accept this.
00:36:50I have a right to fight this, and I'm going to.
00:36:53You do.
00:36:56You do have a right to fight this.
00:36:59But let me lay down the process.
00:37:03I fire you for cause.
00:37:05In this district, that is automatically reviewed by the superintendent and the board.
00:37:09Now, you can appeal at a district level, which will bring the whole sordid business into the public arena.
00:37:15But you should think very carefully about that before you do.
00:37:21Litigation, being what it is this day, it would have to be messy.
00:37:25And the district?
00:37:27It doesn't usually lose.
00:37:30Emma, I'm trying to do you a favor.
00:37:34If you fight it, it'll be on your record.
00:37:36Even if you're exonerated, even if it turns out to be nothing, it will be on your record.
00:37:41Every time you go for an interview, true or not, it'll be there.
00:37:45People, parents, will find out about it.
00:37:47They always do.
00:37:51Now, you think a school is going to go against parents in hiring a teacher?
00:37:57Believe me, I'm thinking of your welfare.
00:38:01It isn't fair.
00:38:05It's not fair.
00:38:13I have to say goodbye to my children.
00:38:15I don't think that's a good idea.
00:38:18There's a substitute already in place.
00:38:20Your things will be gathered and delivered to you.
00:38:22How can you just have somebody disappear from their lives?
00:38:29You can't just yank somebody from them.
00:38:32You understand that?
00:38:34They'll get over it.
00:38:38Emma, wait!
00:38:40Oh, Emma.
00:38:41She wouldn't let me say goodbye to my children.
00:38:48I'll talk to them.
00:38:49I'll tell them something.
00:38:52Kids are resilient.
00:38:54They're usually more than we are.
00:38:56At least now we can go see a lawyer.
00:38:58Or resign.
00:39:00I agreed to leave.
00:39:01Look, I know it's lousy, but...
00:39:05Well, sometimes it doesn't really matter whether it's true or not.
00:39:08I've got to get to class.
00:39:10Look, it's up to you.
00:39:11You've got to be strong.
00:39:13It's up to you.
00:39:14I've got to be strong.
00:39:14No–
00:39:14No.
00:39:26No.
00:39:27No.
00:39:28No.
00:39:29No.
00:39:30To be continued...
00:40:00I don't know.
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00:43:04Hello? Hi. Hi. Hey stranger. Where have you been? How are you? What's the matter? I'm pretty
00:43:33lousy, Emma. I saw your film. Emma, I saw the video. Did you hear me? I saw you with my own eyes. David, that puts you ahead of me because I didn't do any movie, okay? And I refuse to look for it. David! It's called Girls Wilding Mintners Cove.
00:44:01What were you thinking, Emma? Were you drunk? Huh? Were you high? And maybe I could understand what you would... Were you having fun?
00:44:11I can't deal with this, alright? I just can't. This just means that I really don't know who you are.
00:44:19David, will you please just listen to me for one second, okay? I didn't do any movie. I don't know what the hell is going on here. Just give me one chance, please!
00:44:28Why don't you look at it on your computer? You can Google it. Porn sites. Everywhere. Most of them.
00:44:38I really thought I... I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:42David, just... No. No, save it. I can't. I just... I can't.
00:44:48Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right there, right...
00:45:14Oh, God.
00:45:44Northern Printing.
00:45:57Hi.
00:45:58Emma.
00:45:59Hi.
00:46:00How are you?
00:46:01I'm fine.
00:46:02How's everything there?
00:46:03Oh, like always, just chugging along.
00:46:05What's going on?
00:46:06Hey, Dad?
00:46:08Do you miss Mom?
00:46:10Every minute of every day.
00:46:14I know.
00:46:16What's wrong, baby?
00:46:18God, I don't even know how to say this.
00:46:25I don't know what to do.
00:46:26I don't know how they made it or how it happened, but there's
00:46:30this tape, and it looks like I'm on it, but I didn't do anything.
00:46:34I just, I don't know.
00:46:36I don't know what to do.
00:46:37What video?
00:46:38What do you mean?
00:46:38I don't even know how to say this, but it's become
00:46:41some kind of nightmare.
00:46:43And the school, they think that I...
00:46:46Honey, I'm not following you here.
00:46:48Tell me again.
00:46:49No.
00:46:50It's okay.
00:46:51I can handle it.
00:46:52Look, come home.
00:46:53We'll sort it out here.
00:46:55No.
00:46:56It's okay.
00:46:57I'll deal with it.
00:46:58All right.
00:46:59I'm coming up there.
00:47:00Okay.
00:47:01No.
00:47:02Don't, Daddy, please.
00:47:03I'm fine.
00:47:04I'm fine.
00:47:05Oh, God.
00:47:06I just, I have to figure this out on my own.
00:47:09I'll come home in a few days, okay?
00:47:12Whenever you take this, I can handle it attitude, it's like...
00:47:15Okay?
00:47:16Okay.
00:47:17I'll...
00:47:18Okay.
00:47:19All right.
00:47:20Call me tomorrow.
00:47:21Okay.
00:47:22There is a porno video with me in it.
00:47:32I saw it.
00:47:33You guys earned it a little, but they have me doing stuff.
00:47:37With that guy.
00:47:38I mean, I'm not crazy, am I?
00:47:41I mean, we were together the whole time, weren't we?
00:47:45I wasn't drugged or something, was I?
00:47:49We drank a lot.
00:47:50Wait, you mean like someone putting something in our drinks?
00:47:54I don't know, Em.
00:47:56I mean, you realize you're sounding a little crazy now, right?
00:47:58I'm not kidding.
00:48:01I got fired from my job.
00:48:04Even I almost believe it's me right now.
00:48:06Do you remember that charades game, faking the orgasm?
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:13It really looks like I'm with that guy, Greg, or whatever his name was.
00:48:18I mean, it looks so real.
00:48:24It's awful.
00:48:25It made me sick.
00:48:28David saw it.
00:48:30God.
00:48:32He won't even talk to me.
00:48:35I mean, and I can't blame him.
00:48:37You know?
00:48:38I can't.
00:48:39What about Lori and me?
00:48:41Were we in it?
00:48:42God, I mean, a little bit.
00:48:44I don't know.
00:48:45I didn't watch the whole thing.
00:48:47This could really hurt my career.
00:48:48I mean, you know how academics are.
00:48:50Look, come up and stay with me.
00:48:52No, I can't.
00:48:53I have to figure things out.
00:48:55I mean, at least I can be a little anonymous here.
00:48:58I just wanted to call, make sure I hadn't gone crazy.
00:49:02You're not crazy.
00:49:04There must be some kind of a logical explanation for this.
00:49:07Look, if you just come up here, it'll all be okay.
00:49:09I think we should stick together.
00:49:11Emma, can you hear me?
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:17Why don't you go take a run or something?
00:49:20You know I'll come down there if you want me to.
00:49:22Um, it's okay.
00:49:24I'm fine.
00:49:25Thanks.
00:49:32Well, that just sounds a little confusing.
00:49:34I know.
00:49:35I know it does.
00:49:36But I know that I didn't do anything that's on that tape.
00:49:39But it looks so real.
00:49:42Even I almost believe it's me.
00:49:45I mean, what if I was drugged or something?
00:49:48You know, is that possible for me to do something like that and not even know it?
00:49:52Well, one hears of cases of date rape drugs, things like that.
00:49:56Look, Emma, there's a kind of bottom line.
00:50:00It may not be what you want to hear, but either you did it and don't remember,
00:50:04or you did some things that make it look like you're doing more,
00:50:08or it was somebody else.
00:50:11You don't believe me.
00:50:13I do.
00:50:14I do.
00:50:16Well, I want to believe you.
00:50:19I guess I do believe you because I trust my instinct about you as a person.
00:50:23But look at the situation.
00:50:25I mean, I haven't seen it.
00:50:27But even if you think about maybe being drugged or something,
00:50:31or whether you did it or not,
00:50:33people think you did.
00:50:35That's what you have to fight.
00:50:37People see me and I think they know.
00:50:40They look at me and I can't stand it.
00:50:43Okay?
00:50:44I can't go anywhere without thinking that everybody knows.
00:50:48Do you know how that feels?
00:50:50I called a friend, a lawyer.
00:50:54She wasn't very helpful.
00:50:56She had somebody in her office look at the videotape.
00:51:00Well, this is what she thought.
00:51:04She said it would be better if you moved away.
00:51:07To some other school district.
00:51:09That thing's died down.
00:51:11With nothing on your permanent record, you could start afresh.
00:51:19Maybe it makes sense, Emma.
00:51:22I'm your friend.
00:51:24I know you're a good person.
00:51:26You've proved that.
00:51:27A wonderful, talented person.
00:51:29But I'm not the issue.
00:51:31Even the school isn't.
00:51:34David is.
00:51:36Your family.
00:51:37You.
00:51:40You need to figure out something most people never have to figure out.
00:51:43Who you are and what you're gonna do about it.
00:51:47Give her your help.
00:51:48No, it's good.
00:51:49David?
00:51:50Is.
00:51:51.
00:51:52Do you have any help of it?
00:51:54I don't know.
00:51:55No.
00:51:56I am.
00:51:57No.
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00:52:16I don't know.
00:52:46I don't know.
00:53:16I don't know.
00:53:46I don't know.
00:54:16I don't know.
00:54:46I don't know.
00:55:16I don't know.
00:55:18Hey!
00:55:20Hey!
00:55:21Get up here, you bastard!
00:55:22Help!
00:55:23Please!
00:55:24Help!
00:55:25Please!
00:55:26Help!
00:55:27Oh, God!
00:55:28It's okay, sweetie.
00:55:29It's okay.
00:55:30It's okay.
00:55:31It's okay.
00:55:32It's okay.
00:55:33All right.
00:55:34I'm...
00:55:35I'm calling the police.
00:55:36Oh, God.
00:55:37It's okay.
00:55:38Oh, God.
00:55:39Oh, God.
00:55:40It's okay.
00:55:41It's okay.
00:55:42I'm going home.
00:55:46No, Emma.
00:55:48You can't let him get away with this.
00:55:50You know what?
00:55:51I just gotta get out of here.
00:55:52I'm here.
00:55:53I'm here.
00:55:54I'm here.
00:55:58I'm here.
00:55:59I'm here.
00:56:00I'm here.
00:56:01I'm here.
00:56:02I'm here.
00:56:03Dad?
00:56:33You awake?
00:57:03I came home.
00:57:20I take it then it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:29I haven't had much experience of bad things.
00:57:33So I don't want you to think you can't come to me, you know?
00:57:40That's good.
00:57:52That's good.
00:58:04Is it?
00:58:05I stood there looking down some stupid plaque and thinking where the hell is my mother?
00:58:17I guess it doesn't really matter anymore.
00:58:21I'm home, Dad!
00:58:22Hey, Em, what are you doing home?
00:58:27Honey, could you give us a minute?
00:58:30We're talking.
00:58:31Oh?
00:58:32What about Emma's dirty video?
00:58:35I mean, I look at it this way.
00:58:37It doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do.
00:58:40But you could have had this Jekyll and Hyde moment.
00:58:42In that case, you're a very sick girl.
00:58:44If you didn't, maybe we should figure out what happened.
00:58:47I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:51You know, like all that compute-generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:55Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis where we mixed up all the heads
00:58:59with the bodies?
00:59:00But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:59:03There was stuff I did, like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:59:08We're all tarred with this.
00:59:10We've lost a third of our business.
00:59:12Almost all the churches.
00:59:13Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:59:15Look, I know you're having a rough time, okay?
00:59:18I mean, obviously you weren't treated that well by a couple of the cops up there, but...
00:59:22One cop went as far as to say that it was my fault.
00:59:25I mean, here I am, nearly raped, and they're telling me that I'm the type of person who's
00:59:30dangering women.
00:59:33Um, Emma, I would love to help you.
00:59:37But, uh, well, all this is a little out of my league here.
00:59:41I mean, I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing.
00:59:45This took place in California.
00:59:47God only knows what their laws allow.
00:59:50So you're telling me that they can just get away with this?
00:59:52I mean, then what good are cops?
00:59:54What if the police were to shut down a club, say, oh, to protect you from this happening?
01:00:00Now, I think you'd be pretty upset at the law missing in areas that most folks nowadays
01:00:05consider to be their own business.
01:00:07Well, thanks for coming by, Chief.
01:00:12At least you listened.
01:00:17Hey, I've been trying to reach you.
01:00:20Second private call.
01:00:21Okay.
01:00:22Um, yeah.
01:00:23I've been, I've been busy.
01:00:26I, um, I saw the tape.
01:00:29My first thought was, boy, she sure made better use of her time than I did.
01:00:33Just kidding.
01:00:35We were together the whole time.
01:00:37Were we?
01:00:38Well, not like every minute.
01:00:40I mean, I was bopping Mr. Conga line while you had Mr. Wright.
01:00:45What are you talking about?
01:00:46Look, hey, I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this, but, you know, people get Academy Awards for less.
01:00:52Or worse.
01:00:53Okay, the tape's pretty bad.
01:00:57And maybe it's not that Emma I know, but what other explanation is there?
01:01:01I mean, just forget it.
01:01:03Everybody needs to grow up a little.
01:01:05Why are you doing this?
01:01:07I'm just being honest.
01:01:09My new mantra is to hell with it.
01:01:11I mean, the phoniness, I mean, who cares?
01:01:14What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas, you know?
01:01:17I mean, everybody acts all shocked and then sneaks off their computers and watches it.
01:01:21It swaps wives in Des Moines.
01:01:24I mean, have you seen what Ordinary Girls and Those Girls Gone Wild tapes do?
01:01:28I mean, I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done a couple months ago.
01:01:32This is wrecking my life, and you're...
01:01:34What the hell are you doing?
01:01:44Hello?
01:01:45Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:01:51My poster.
01:02:16Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:18They hear their parents talking and they act out.
01:02:19Not a case of small-town hysteria.
01:02:20Maybe.
01:02:21But it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:22Well, yeah.
01:02:23Somebody could have been killed.
01:02:24On the other hand, we've been getting phone calls all morning.
01:02:25People expressing their sympathy.
01:02:26We even got a couple of kids.
01:02:27We've been getting phone calls all morning.
01:02:28People expressing their sympathy.
01:02:31We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:32Sure, you want to be here?
01:02:33I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:34You don't want to get stuck just because you rescued some poster.
01:02:38Excuse me.
01:02:39I know what I'm doing.
01:02:40Do you?
01:02:41I know what I'm doing.
01:02:42Do you?
01:02:43Did you know what you were doing?
01:02:44I know what I'm doing.
01:02:45Do you?
01:02:46Did you know what you were doing when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:02What?
01:03:07I know what I'm doing.
01:03:08Do you?
01:03:10Did you know what you were doing when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:13Look, I don't blame you.
01:03:18Or maybe I do.
01:03:20You know, I don't know what I would have done
01:03:22with somebody that I loved.
01:03:24But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:28And nobody protected me.
01:03:32Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:35I don't know if we're gonna get there.
01:03:38We could talk about you feeling unprotected.
01:03:42But there is a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:46Like you not wanting to marry me.
01:03:49Or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:52Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:54Yeah, no, the hell you didn't, okay?
01:03:55But that's how I took it.
01:03:56Maybe there's some Dr. Phil way I should have reacted.
01:03:59I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:01Like, what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:03Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:06I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:12Maybe you do.
01:04:16Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:20Maybe we can't.
01:04:23Either way, Emma, I want you to know I'm here to help.
01:04:28Let me help.
01:04:29Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape, then what's the explanation?
01:04:39Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:42They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:43I mean, they have sex and stuff, but this is like BOMO hardcore.
01:04:46Also the style.
01:04:47Wait, I don't follow.
01:04:48Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:50Something weird.
01:04:51Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:53Hey, does your brother know if there's some sort of department or research
01:05:00video is real or not?
01:05:04I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:06Maybe the communications department can set up a test.
01:05:09Are you nervous?
01:05:12Liar!
01:05:13You're afraid that the video might prove that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:21You're afraid if it doesn't, then you're gonna have to stay mad at me forever.
01:05:24I don't know.
01:05:25I think we're both gonna have to grow up on this one.
01:05:28I mean, the question is, do you prove to someone that you love them by standing by them
01:05:32no matter what it looked like they did?
01:05:34Or do you forgive somebody for being confused about it?
01:05:37This is a no-win situation.
01:05:40Who's the you?
01:05:42Me.
01:05:43You.
01:05:44Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:47I love you.
01:05:48That's what I know.
01:05:50More than anything, I just wish I could understand it a little better.
01:05:53What if I was drugged or psychotic or something?
01:05:57Psychotic?
01:05:58I'd never bargain for psychotic.
01:06:04This is a very good job here.
01:06:05This one looks like the face and the body are the same.
01:06:08Excellent.
01:06:09Now, if I magnify the image more and more to here,
01:06:12you can see that there is a shape difference between the pixels on this side of the line
01:06:15and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density, see?
01:06:19The images were taken in different light.
01:06:21The other thing is this, the movement of the pixels.
01:06:24One really must admire the work here.
01:06:26This difference in the speed of the movement is virtually undetectable.
01:06:30So it's not me.
01:06:31Well, some of it is you.
01:06:33And the top part is you.
01:06:35The bottom, oh, the rest appear to be someone else.
01:06:39It's fake.
01:06:42It is a fake.
01:06:43Oh, my God.
01:06:44Thank you so much.
01:06:48You see?
01:06:49This is me.
01:06:50Remember?
01:06:51I don't need any help.
01:06:52You'd testify, wouldn't you?
01:06:53Ah, that is the question.
01:06:54And the answer is, of course, yes.
01:06:55But the defense, what will they do?
01:06:56They'll get some other version of me to prove the exact opposite.
01:06:57Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:06:58Oh, yes.
01:06:59But do you really expect the jury to sort it out?
01:07:00When the most convincing expert is always the last one to speak.
01:07:02I have to do something about this.
01:07:03There is someone to whom I have consulted.
01:07:04Specialists in privacy law.
01:07:05I could give her a call.
01:07:27I'd like to give her a call.
01:07:28I'd like to say you have a pretty clear case of identity theft.
01:07:30On the other, to a certain extent, you're damaged goods.
01:07:33Excuse me, but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:36The defense would contend that, at the very least, you voluntarily put yourself in a position,
01:07:42appearing in a public display that allowed them to use your tape, even acting out a sexual
01:07:47stimulation.
01:07:48There's no shimmarine in these things.
01:07:49I was fired from my job.
01:07:51nearly raped my family's business burned down to the ground me and everybody that
01:07:57I know has been humiliated and what if this never goes away you might be able
01:08:01to convince a jury that you've been slandered on the identity theft issue
01:08:05but if you're not a public person you know the damage to your reputation is
01:08:10usually considered minimal you'd be amazed how common what you're
01:08:13experiencing is in one form or another so you mean to tell me that a lot of
01:08:17women are having their heads put on another body and being turned into porno
01:08:20stars here a little unique but there are a large number of women who go
01:08:24someplace like you did well say spring break or Mardi Gras or even on their
01:08:29college campus and they do something like flush their breasts or get drunk even
01:08:34allowing themselves to be photographed having an origin I didn't do anything
01:08:37like yeah but you also didn't exclude yourself the explosion of pornography and
01:08:42technology affects all women and whether it's what happened to you or somebody
01:08:46with a cell phone or a miniature camera in a girl's locker room basically it
01:08:50undermines a woman's right to do or be whomever she wants to it was far simpler
01:08:55when we're more puritanical that's just nuts oh well it is schizophrenic but look at
01:08:59our culture a lot of it women have either helped create or patronized we have rap
01:09:05lyrics which degrade and invite abuse of women which many women approve of advertising is filled
01:09:11with soft porn our culture is is full of images which are designed to sexually excite now the man
01:09:19who stalked you probably thought you were just playing hard to get college girls line up to do
01:09:25soft and hard core for the fun of it it's big problems for juries yeah how many contradictions
01:09:32can they deal with yeah but I thought that there were laws protecting women no there are and there
01:09:36aren't now women are mostly protected by commonly understood social contracts in the last 30 years we
01:09:42thought we could have it all independence and protections there's got to be something that can
01:09:45be done most laws are a generation behind the technology now the Supreme Court of Washington State
01:09:51rule that a woman was not protected in a checkout line from an up-the-skirt camera other state courts
01:09:58have held that women are not protected in their own bedroom or bathroom against photography through an
01:10:03open window but people sue for everything all the time well it depends how much time and money you
01:10:08have and how much humiliation you want to endure let it blow over I mean the bigger deal you make of it
01:10:15the worse it's gonna be for all of us yeah but it isn't a secret I get looks everywhere I
01:10:21go I don't want those looks I don't want people looking at me you know and if I just let it go
01:10:26then thousands maybe millions of people will think that I did it yeah but you'll never know those
01:10:31millions of people they might as well not exist for all the influence they'll have in your life the
01:10:36trouble is that if I leave Prairie I mean look at Minneapolis a lawyer there said that I would be
01:10:43better off just leaving the city I mean that video is everywhere all over the internet in stores
01:10:49you know maybe it's impossible and all I want is for people to look at me the way that they used to
01:10:58give it up damage control and a case like this is just to surround yourself with the people who love
01:11:14you David your family me you're cool for another teaching job just lay low be anonymous until this
01:11:24whole thing disappears we'll protect you I'm going to Mittner's Cove I have to know know what you know
01:11:36already you took your top off you played some stupid game and and they made a porn video out of
01:11:42it it's dangerous these people are capable of doing what they're doing and God knows what else is going
01:11:47on out there they took something from me and I need to get it back well I'm going with you no you're not
01:11:53that's the problem I can't be a child who needs someone to ride her bike with her when she goes down
01:12:01the street I can't be that guy in Minneapolis stalked me and then attacked me I let him I mean I was so
01:12:13afraid that I gave up I gave myself up and if it hadn't been for Alice it's still with me and I can't let
01:12:28this hang over me I have to do something about it because if I don't then I'm always going to be afraid
01:12:58pretty pathetic in daylight
01:13:06excuse me
01:13:13hey you know a guy named Greg or Jimmy still in high school I need to find them
01:13:27no you don't need to go home and get over it
01:13:30now see you don't understand you don't understand I stand behind this bar watching this parade of you
01:13:37girls go through here what do you think the world's set up for you it's a setup all right
01:13:43but this isn't your world you can't get even with it you can't win best you can do
01:13:50be glad you survived there are a lot of girls out there who didn't believe me
01:13:57she gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this but they wouldn't give me an
01:14:14appointment she said he'd be in court he'd be gone for three weeks LA is so huge I mean I don't quite
01:14:21know how to do anything okay go to the courthouse find out which one in LA there's probably a lot he
01:14:28could be in but all the trials are posted I'll call and see if professor Richardson can give him a call
01:14:33okay how'd you get to be so smart maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me I hope not
01:14:39too much if you know what I mean excuse me mr. Salkin could I please talk to you for a moment no
01:14:46my name is Emma Norman if I could just damn it please I told professor Richardson I wasn't interested
01:14:55just just five minutes all right go what do you want excuse me you want money someone to go to jail
01:15:07you want to close down the production house a hotel you want your reputation back a public apology come
01:15:13back when you know I've got to be somewhere look in California there are no good criminal remedies
01:15:20there's a few civil codes we can pursue but I've had my head handed to me on this kind of thing
01:15:25you think in our litigious world where you can get millions from being within a block of someone
01:15:29smoking or an asbestos judgment from a jury without being sick that someone who's truly damaged would
01:15:34actually have a chance what should be wrong but what about libel or slander laws or fraud I looked
01:15:40up on the internet the privacy laws of California privacy law is very new and very subjective there's
01:15:46no historical precedent for it in tort law as a matter of fact it changes all the time privacy is what
01:15:5212 men and women think it is I've won some privacy cases from paparazzi after stars to unauthorized books and
01:16:00movies but every time I go after one of these guys who distribute soft or hardcore porn I've lost juries find
01:16:08it very difficult sorting out our first amendment rights and our privacy right put my head on another body
01:16:13that is actionable if you can prove that the distributor ordered it or even knew about it I
01:16:18know from professor Richardson that you have a technical expert who's going to testify the company
01:16:23will have five you participated in some stuff right that means that the jury has to figure out what was
01:16:29voluntary and what wasn't that makes it look like everything was voluntary they hold the gun to your
01:16:35head listen juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us high divorce rate infidelity
01:16:42ordinary housewife swinging people who get on juries range from people who watch porn who are in porn who
01:16:49are intensely moralistic do you sleep with your boyfriend did you kiss the guy in the conga line you
01:16:54you were fired from your job that means somebody thought you were complicit the defense will tear you apart
01:17:14um hi uh does your company produce those spring break videos uh do you know who does
01:17:24um hi be here to shoot someone or get a job i want to talk to someone in charge must want a job
01:17:42mintmas cove second edition is here to see nick most of the films are shot on location what we do here
01:17:48are mostly retakes close shots and insects i am so glad to finally meet you emma isn't it it was on the
01:17:53id security gap from your bag i assume that's your real name you are so good i mean i see a lot of
01:18:00girls and you're special you'd be surprised it's in the face more than the body and you just jump off
01:18:06the screen it's really something i mean i had no right i see lots of girls a lot of girls here is the
01:18:14new cover and you are going to be a star i just want to know why you doctored that tape sorry you
01:18:20juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that i never did you're kidding right no no no i'm not
01:18:26kidding look at the tape look i'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started but
01:18:32now hell we make so much money from legit movies we make here require we don't have to we even get
01:18:37releases today girls will do damn near anything no i never signed a release and i never did anything
01:18:44that's on that tape you're not kidding of course i'm not kidding so b economy well greg he said it
01:18:56was a real deal that you were the real deal well he did a damn good job i want you to take that tape
01:19:02out of circulation you have to recall it you gotta be nuts look i'm sorry you got screwed excuse the pun
01:19:10but we're talking about a very successful video here and this is a big seller we could break a record
01:19:15with this one i can talk to the police i've already talked to a lawyer i hope it was sulkin
01:19:20i've beaten him so many times he might as well work for me
01:19:24and you've probably already been to the police how much help are they i'm the first amendment man
01:19:32hey look tell you what how about five thousand no ten thousand dollars you deserve it think of this
01:19:45as a down payment
01:19:50too bad well there's always another one that comes along where's greg
01:19:56you really this dumb you don't have any idea what you're dealing with this is a big city
01:20:06i'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town greg he's a wild card i buy stuff from him when he shows
01:20:14up that's all if i knew where he lived i wouldn't tell you i wouldn't want it on my conscience conscience
01:20:22go home it'll be over soon audience gets bored fast you know what they're into now fake rape
01:20:35you've got a short shelf life in fact i got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now
01:20:52so
01:21:02so
01:21:04so
01:21:06so
01:21:08so
01:21:22You are bound and determined to get yourself into trouble, aren't you?
01:21:27I really need to get this. Please, please, will you help me?
01:21:32It's not helping you, believe me.
01:21:52I'm sorry.
01:22:22Hey, what can I do for you?
01:22:45You don't remember me?
01:22:50No, I meet a lot of pretty girls.
01:22:51Uh, I don't.
01:22:55Mintner's Cove?
01:22:56You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:59Oh, yeah.
01:23:02How'd you find me?
01:23:03Nick Bronson.
01:23:05Oh, well, look, if you want some money, I didn't make a dime from that tape, okay?
01:23:09You gotta talk to him. He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:11I don't want any money.
01:23:13Look, I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, okay? It's business, all right? That's it.
01:23:17That isn't it.
01:23:18Well, look, I'm not going to talk out here, so...
01:23:23So this is it?
01:23:48Guess where you made it?
01:23:51What are you going to do? Are you going to arrest me?
01:23:54Are you going to call the cops?
01:23:57You know what? I do remember you.
01:24:01That tape rocks because of you.
01:24:04Otherwise, it's just another body screwing.
01:24:08So that's it, huh?
01:24:09That's why you used me.
01:24:11Why else?
01:24:13What?
01:24:15It ruined your life.
01:24:18You're going to call some lawyers and try to sue me?
01:24:21For what?
01:24:24For cheating?
01:24:28For lying?
01:24:32For stealing your soul?
01:24:33What, your boyfriend dumped you?
01:24:40Your friends laugh at you?
01:24:42They're jealous.
01:24:44You really just don't get it, do you?
01:24:46No, it's you that doesn't get it.
01:24:48You want a perfect life, all neat and orderly?
01:24:51You stay in Kansas.
01:24:54That night, you wanted it.
01:24:57You were on.
01:24:59You really wanted it.
01:25:00I could do anything to you.
01:25:08I could even rape you.
01:25:11And nobody would believe you.
01:25:14God.
01:25:30God.
01:25:32You're pathetic.
01:25:36Is that what you do?
01:25:37Is that what you're trying to tell me that you're going to rape me?
01:25:40That's it?
01:25:40That's your life.
01:25:43Making phony tapes.
01:25:45You know, I don't know why I was ever scared of you.
01:25:48You know what?
01:25:50I almost feel sorry for you.
01:25:51I'm going to kill you.
01:25:54This isn't real.
01:25:55This isn't real sex.
01:25:58Look at this.
01:25:59It's absurd.
01:26:00I'm going to kill you.
01:26:01My butt!
01:26:07Ha!
01:26:08You?
01:26:12I was afraid of you.
01:26:15What was I thinking?
01:26:21Hang on.
01:26:22It's strange.
01:26:32I've never felt more afraid.
01:26:35Degraded.
01:26:36Humiliated.
01:26:38But somehow, I feel exhilarated.
01:26:41I know now that the only thing that frees you from fear is your own power.
01:26:47There are no protected places.
01:26:52The internet is in big cities and small towns.
01:26:55Pornography is changing the way women have to live.
01:26:59You may not think it has anything to do with you, but it is everywhere.
01:27:03If I could tell my story, if other women and girls knew what had happened to me, they could
01:27:11realize no one controls your honor but you.
01:27:14I don't need anyone to give me back my honor.
01:27:17I never lost it.
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01:28:05I don't need anyone to give me back my honor.
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01:28:07I don't need anyone to give me back my honor.
01:28:08I don't need anyone to give back my honor.
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