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  • 8/3/2025

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00:00I
00:30这日怎么了
00:35的人怎么了
00:36蓝蓝不怕
00:40你长大了
00:42每个女孩子长大都会这样
00:45蓝蓝长成大姑娘了
01:00
01:01
01:02
01:06坚持住
01:07用力
01:09
01:10用力
01:11慢慢松气
01:15坚持住
01:19松气
01:23
01:24再来
01:25
01:26快了
01:27再坚持一下
01:28用力
01:30用力
01:32用力
01:33用力
01:34好了啊
01:46又离电扇那么近
01:47吹坏了
01:50废了半天劲
01:51就为了痛快这一下
01:53你也来吧
01:55清清
01:57我还没发现
01:59你脖子长得挺棒的
02:01像画报里的大美人
02:03你看看长肺子没有
02:05说你胖你倒喘上了
02:07四十八喘晚了七天了
02:12再不做泡腹铲
02:14怕大出血就危险了
02:16怕男人不让
02:18说是留疤难看
02:20说是留疤难看
02:22混蛋
02:23他女人的命都快保不住了
02:25叫他自己来生
02:26疼死他
02:28听说
02:29国外正研究男人怀孕的事呢
02:31这事要是弄成了
02:32妇女才算彻底解放
02:34对 叫他们也怀胎十月
02:37然后铲钳
02:38侧切 抛斧
02:39动刀子缝针一胯上
02:41女人受的罪
02:42让他们也试上一回
02:44以后世界也就公平了
02:48太感谢你们了
02:52太感谢了
02:53来来来
02:54喝喝喝
02:55对不起
02:56毕超还说是个女的
02:57可你们给弄出个男的
02:59真是天无绝人之路
03:01大家都高兴
03:04同志
03:05谁接的声
03:06脖子好看
03:08来来来
03:09来来来
03:10牵上
03:11这是第一块
03:12这是第二块
03:14正配正配
03:15像天仙一样
03:17你们家
03:20多水灵
03:21给灵啊
03:45姐 给我
03:46给我
03:47给我
03:48给我
03:49给我
03:50给我
03:51
03:52流血
03:53好了
03:54还没锻炼呢
04:03五秒
04:09十秒
04:10十五秒
04:16到我们叫时间
04:20到我们叫时间
04:23没到
04:27好了 吃饭
04:32吃什么饭呀
04:33面包 鸡汁 牛奶
04:36
04:40我还没刷牙呢
04:41你又忘了
04:42先吃饭后刷牙
04:47路过书屋的时候
04:48把这个还给李肠尾
04:49你自己还呗
04:50帮姐姐一回忙
04:51等放了暑假
04:52姐姐带你出去玩
04:53真的
04:54
04:55说完算数
04:56
04:58说完算数
05:00
05:02这又是一分
05:03你可真会考
05:04我哥说
05:05课程要优选
05:06反正我将来是学医的
05:07树里画和外语好就行了
05:08学历史有什么用
05:09及格就行
05:10没历史
05:11哪有你呢
05:12我说我爸我妈生的
05:13又不是历史生的
05:14又不是历史生的
05:15我哥说历史最没准
05:17只有科学靠得住
05:18我老觉着
05:19我是我姐姐生的
05:20不科学
05:21太外行了
05:22连一点医学常识都不懂
05:24将来最牛逼的
05:25是医生
05:26我老觉着
05:27我说我姐姐生的
05:28不科学
05:29太外行了
05:30连一点医学常识都不懂
05:32将来最牛逼的是医生
05:34没意思
05:35跟我姐一样
05:36整天和大肚子女人在一起
05:38还得哄着让她们别哭
05:40得了吧
05:41那叫护士
05:42学医的得当博士
06:00三毛玩了一辈子
06:02全世界都走遍了
06:04你看过她的书吗
06:05我不看先书
06:07三毛八岁又谈恋爱
06:09后来嫁给了一个大胡子
06:12那个大胡子会潜水
06:14八岁
06:15
06:16别逗了
06:17八岁哪来的荷尔蒙
06:19去你的
06:20再见
06:24再见
06:25再见
06:26我都躲你了
06:43干嘛洗我
06:44对不起
06:47我不是故意的
06:49我刚换的新衣服
06:50我给擦擦
06:56别擦了
06:57别擦了
06:58别擦椅子
06:59让我怎么回家呀
07:00没关系
07:02这么晚了
07:04没人看见
07:05我要扒你那个声音呢
07:08这样吧
07:10我送你回家
07:18算我倒霉
07:20不收你车费了
07:21算我倒霉
07:23不让你赔衣服了
07:24不让你赔衣服了
07:25不让你赔衣服了
07:47一直往前走
07:48赔衣服了
07:49赔衣服了
07:50赔衣服了
07:51赔衣服了
07:52赔衣服了
07:53赔衣服了
07:54赔衣服了
07:55赔衣服了
07:56赔衣服了
07:57赔衣服了
07:58赔衣服了
07:59赔衣服了
08:00赔衣服了
08:01赔衣服了
08:02赔衣服了
08:03赔衣服了
08:04赔衣服了
08:05赔衣服了
08:06赔衣服了
08:07赔衣服了
08:08赔衣服了
08:09赔衣服了
08:10赔衣服了
08:11赔衣服了
08:12前面让泽轨
08:25让我下去
08:37让我下去
08:39停下
08:40No!
09:10Oh
09:12Oh
09:14Oh
09:16Oh
09:18Oh
09:20Oh
09:26Oh
09:28Oh
09:36Oh
09:40Oh
09:50Oh
09:52Oh
09:54Oh
09:56Oh
09:58Oh
10:00Oh
10:02Oh
10:04Oh
10:06Oh
10:08Oh
10:22Oh
10:28Oh
10:30Oh
10:32I'm gonna die.
10:46What a fuck.
10:52What a fuck.
10:54I'm not looking at a good luck.
10:57I'm not looking at a good luck.
11:02Good book,
11:04The The Devil's Story,
11:06The The Devil's Story,
11:08How good book,
11:10What a good book.
11:12What a good book.
11:14How did you get it?
11:16How did you get it?
11:18How did you get it?
11:20You go to the house.
11:22Come here.
11:24Go.
11:26Let's talk about the words.
11:28You're driving a car.
11:30I don't know who it is.
11:32I don't know who it is.
11:34Where are you?
11:36You're driving a car.
11:38You don't have to worry about it.
11:40If you look at us,
11:42I'm going to get your car.
11:44I'm going to get your car.
12:00You're a little girl.
12:02You're a little girl.
12:04You're a little girl.
12:06Are you a little girl?
12:08You're a little girl.
12:10How could you get it?
12:12You're a little girl.
12:16You found the car that was this?
12:18Yes, this is.
12:20Good.
12:22Today, it was 5 o'clock in the morning.
12:26The people told us that the car is on the road.
12:30The people found it.
12:32The car's name and the name is on the road.
12:36There are other signs.
12:38The car's name is on the road.
12:42The car's name is on the road.
12:44Look.
12:45The car's name is on the road.
12:48The car's name is on the road.
12:50This has been a bad effect.
12:52It's not a bad effect.
12:54It has been a bad effect.
12:56The car has been a bad effect.
13:02The car's name is on the road.
13:04No, it's a good taste.
13:10It has a taste of it.
13:14This one.
13:20I didn't get it.
13:21I don't understand.
13:22It's good.
13:23I don't understand.
13:25I don't know.
13:26It's better to see it.
13:27Can I see it?
13:29Can I see it?
13:32Is it a good taste?
13:34I don't know.
13:35I'm hungry.
13:37I can't see it.
13:38I can't see it.
13:42Just stop.
13:43I'll go back.
13:44Let's go.
13:45I can't see it.
13:50Stop.
13:51Stop.
13:52Don't go to the door.
14:15Oh, no.
14:21Stop.
14:22This woman is in a fight.
14:25She is in a fight.
14:28She has to be able to fight.
14:30You can't fight.
14:32Stop.
14:33Stop.
14:34Stop.
14:35Stop.
14:42Stop.
14:44What are you doing?
14:45You want me to go.
14:46What are you doing?
14:47I'm going to go.
14:48What are you doing?
14:49What are you doing?
14:51You're coming.
14:52I'm going to let him play.
14:53I'm going to go.
14:54I'm talking to him.
14:55He said,
14:56this is a month ago.
14:58It's a year ago,
14:59I've been selling.
15:00He said,
15:01he said,
15:02he said,
15:03it's a bit of a book.
15:04He said,
15:05it's not just a book.
15:06He said,
15:07he said,
15:08he said,
15:09he said,
15:10he said,
15:11he said,
15:12he said,
15:25he said,
15:29he said,
15:30it's a book.
15:32I'm going to take a look at this.
15:34I'll take a look at this.
15:36I'll take a look at this.
15:38I'll take a look at this.
15:40I'll take a look at this.
15:43This is famous for all the world.
15:48This is a famous for all the world.
15:52Do I see this?
15:54This is obvious.
15:56It's expensive.
15:57This is expensive.
16:00These are expensive for all the world.
16:03This is expensive for all the people.
16:05This is expensive for all the world.
16:07How much?
16:08This is expensive.
16:10It's too thick.
16:12It's all green.
16:14Let's go.
16:19Let's go.
16:21Let's go.
16:23Let's go.
16:27Let's go.
16:32Let's go.
16:37Let's go.
16:40Let's go.
17:00Let's go.
17:02Let's go.
17:05Let's go.
17:09I'm sorry, I'll see you again
17:39Why?
17:41You're ready for it
17:43What's this?
17:45You're ready for it
17:47I'll help you
17:53It's a few hundred pieces of this
17:57You're ready for it
17:59I'll help you
18:01I'll help you
18:03纳粹分子
18:10四十年后 照样被抓起来上脚架
18:21要是去接蓝那就好了
18:33他们能跟我说
18:36第一 可能到书屋来过
18:43第二 本地口音 是个司机
18:48留下了脚印
18:51还有 兰兰咬过他
18:55可能在左手留下伤痕
18:58还有
19:00对了 爱吃口香糖
19:04麻烦的是只有兰兰能认出他
19:07而且当时天黑还不一定认得准
19:10兰兰得上学呀
19:12清静 你父母他们知道了吗
19:42清静
19:46清静
19:48清静
19:50清静
19:52清静
19:54清静
19:56清静
20:08清静
20:09清静
20:11清静
20:13清静
33:46Yeah.
34:16Yeah.
36:46You.
37:15Yeah.
38:15You.
39:15Yeah.
41:45You.
42:45You.

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