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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:30The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:34A dead end? You mean nothing at all?
00:00:38Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:42You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:44I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:46I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:51No, no, no, Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay? Bye.
00:00:59No, no, Anna!
00:01:24Oh, my God.
00:01:54Hey, Mom, I'm coming back to find Daddy.
00:02:13Honey, I told you this before.
00:02:15I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:18But you have a token.
00:02:20You mean the ring?
00:02:21You know that that's... lost?
00:02:28K-Group at record high profits this year thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King,
00:02:36who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:41Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:44He looks just like me.
00:02:46I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:49Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:55I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:03:03Come on, pretty girl.
00:03:05Get on over here.
00:03:07Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:31Oh, crap.
00:03:34Okay, I'm going to go soon.
00:03:37Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:03:38Be good.
00:03:40Okay.
00:03:43What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:46Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:04:02Do you have any idea how much this dress costs?
00:04:04I'm so sorry.
00:04:06I was not looking where I was going.
00:04:08You have a nice face.
00:04:10Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:04:12Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:04:16Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:04:19But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:04:21Clean it?
00:04:23Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:04:26You think you can clean the dress?
00:04:28With what, your dish soap?
00:04:31My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:34Raymond?
00:04:52Interesting.
00:04:53I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:56A pity, considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status.
00:05:01You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:05:05It's not the other way around.
00:05:06It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:05:10Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage,
00:05:12I don't care which chick you screw.
00:05:17I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:05:20There won't be a next.
00:05:21I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:05:29Have we met somewhere before?
00:05:31I, I don't think so.
00:05:35Right, of course.
00:05:39Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:42Carry on.
00:05:44Miranda?
00:05:47Miranda.
00:05:48Wow, Miranda.
00:05:52And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:59Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:06:02Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:06:03Did you find another target?
00:06:05Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:06:09Miranda, what are you...
00:06:11Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:06:15Chardonnay?
00:06:16Sure.
00:06:20Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:06:25We are engaged and expecting.
00:06:29Congratulations, that's none of my business.
00:06:31Now can I please get back to work?
00:06:34If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell.
00:06:39Do you understand?
00:06:40Let go of me.
00:06:42Let go of me.
00:06:44You're fired.
00:06:47What?
00:06:48Why?
00:06:49Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:51That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:53But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:06:55It was an accident.
00:06:57Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:07:00This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:07:04Do you understand?
00:07:06Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:07:08I can't lose this job.
00:07:10You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:07:14If you are serious about this position, we'd be at my place tonight.
00:07:22I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:07:25In your dreams, perv.
00:07:40I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:07:41Have we met somewhere before?
00:07:51Sir, your mother just called.
00:07:53She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:56Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:58I know, but she's already...
00:08:00Steve, can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:08:05I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,
00:08:07and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:08:10You understand?
00:08:10Yes, sir.
00:08:11I'll try.
00:08:19What am I going to do?
00:08:21Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:08:22You do have an impressive academic record,
00:08:51but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:08:55how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:08:58Really?
00:08:59Only on a trial basis, though.
00:09:01You can start today.
00:09:05Great.
00:09:06I need to get this signed by the client.
00:09:09Yes.
00:09:10Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:09:12How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:09:24We've made good progress on the initial designs.
00:09:27Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:09:30When's the submission?
00:09:32It's today, sir.
00:09:33Someone should be here shortly.
00:09:36Blanc is not coming?
00:09:37I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:09:38Yeah, send her in.
00:09:52Newbie.
00:09:57You?
00:10:03You?
00:10:05Sir, do you know her?
00:10:06Yes.
00:10:11No?
00:10:13We just met yesterday.
00:10:15That's it.
00:10:17You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:10:21Yeah.
00:10:22Yes.
00:10:22So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress,
00:10:34and now, you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:10:39Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:10:42And I suggest that you be honest.
00:10:45This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:10:49Are you a spy?
00:10:50What?
00:10:50No.
00:10:52I just work two jobs.
00:11:08Well, how about you tell Blanca
00:11:10that I no longer need your services?
00:11:15What?
00:11:17No.
00:11:17My boss will fire me.
00:11:19That's not my problem.
00:11:21Wait.
00:11:22No.
00:11:25Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:11:27No.
00:11:27No.
00:11:27This is my first day.
00:11:29Please.
00:11:30I need the money.
00:11:31You're beautiful.
00:11:33And you seem smart.
00:11:35So, tell me.
00:11:41Would you keep a spy this close?
00:11:48Let's go.
00:11:50Call someone to take her out, too.
00:11:52Yes, sir.
00:11:53What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:12:03Good grief.
00:12:18Your first day of work,
00:12:19and you blew it with my top client.
00:12:22Miranda, you are fired.
00:12:25Get out of my face.
00:12:26Congratulations, Miranda.
00:12:50We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:12:53Yes, of course.
00:12:56Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:12:58I will do my best to serve you.
00:13:00Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:13:02You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:13:06Raymond.
00:13:07Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:13:11Mmm, this is his home.
00:13:13Oh.
00:13:23Good try, small modern bear.
00:13:26You watch me now, little bear.
00:13:45Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:13:48Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:13:50Damn it.
00:14:17Oh, jeez.
00:14:18Oh, jeez.
00:14:19Oh, jeez.
00:14:19Oh, jeez.
00:14:20Why is my fool wet?
00:14:36Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:14:40Yes, sir.
00:14:44And about the new maid, sir.
00:14:46Take care of her yourself.
00:14:48I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:14:56But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:15:04But I was just on my...
00:15:05There's nothing I can do.
00:15:08Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:15:12We can work out a payment plan.
00:15:13We can work out a payment plan.
00:15:17What are you doing in my house?
00:15:25I'm working.
00:15:26Or...
00:15:27I was.
00:15:28So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:15:35Well, let's see.
00:15:36Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm.
00:15:43And now I'm here.
00:15:44And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:15:51I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:15:54It's okay.
00:15:57I understand.
00:15:58I'll leave now.
00:16:02Oh, wait, wait.
00:16:09Oh, wait, wait.
00:16:10About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:16:23How about this?
00:16:24You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K-Group office.
00:16:30I'll even double your pay.
00:16:34Really?
00:16:38Thank you so much.
00:16:53She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago.
00:16:58Didn't finish her degree.
00:16:59Now works part-time here and there.
00:17:02And she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:17:06Who is she?
00:17:08New Center.
00:17:09Look, I want details.
00:17:14Specifically who she associates with.
00:17:17Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:17:20Granted, she's not very good.
00:17:23Sir?
00:17:24She's up to something, for sure.
00:17:24I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:17:33So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:17:38Yes, sir.
00:17:39Yes, sir.
00:17:40And one last thing.
00:17:42Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:17:46Patrick and Blair.
00:17:51I'll be there.
00:17:53Yes, sir.
00:17:53I never thought I'd see you like this.
00:18:14What are you, a maid?
00:18:15Hey, where are you going?
00:18:20Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:18:23Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:18:25That's more like it.
00:18:35Excuse me.
00:18:36Excuse me.
00:18:37Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:18:52Of course, I'm just watering the plants.
00:18:56See?
00:18:57Uh-huh.
00:19:06Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:19:09Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:19:12What are you talking about?
00:19:13Oh!
00:19:22Miranda!
00:19:27What were you thinking?
00:19:29Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:19:35So?
00:19:37I am so sorry.
00:19:39Why didn't you stop by the K-Group like I asked you to?
00:19:44Because I've been busy.
00:19:45I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:19:47Oh, okay.
00:19:48So it's my fault now?
00:19:49No.
00:19:50No.
00:19:50Not at all.
00:19:52You know.
00:19:57I would stay sharp if I was you, because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:20:05You know what?
00:20:07I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:20:10I quit.
00:20:15We'll be back.
00:20:17Your little spy game isn't over.
00:20:22Raymond, you're all wet.
00:20:27Let me help you.
00:20:27Don't.
00:20:28Don't touch me.
00:20:36Okay, you can do this.
00:20:38You're a mother, Miranda.
00:20:40You can do this for Kirk.
00:20:42For a better life.
00:20:43I can handle it myself.
00:20:46Where's Patrick?
00:20:47I don't know.
00:20:48He's not here yet.
00:20:50Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:20:58Three, two, one.
00:21:05Welcome back.
00:21:06Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:21:09Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:21:13Do you have a preference?
00:21:16Anyone will do.
00:21:23I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier.
00:21:27And I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:21:32Well, keep this up and I might consider it.
00:21:37Miranda?
00:21:42Miranda?
00:21:43Hey, cousin.
00:21:48Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:21:50Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:21:58She's just a maid.
00:22:03Hello?
00:22:04Yes?
00:22:06What?
00:22:07Can't you just get it yourself?
00:22:08Okay, okay, fine.
00:22:10Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:22:20Here you go.
00:22:25You're being rude.
00:22:29Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:22:32No one's stopping you.
00:22:34My apologies.
00:22:36Your wallet, sir.
00:22:38Much better.
00:22:42Oh, and another thing?
00:22:45Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:22:46You work for me.
00:22:50I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:23:05How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:23:09Drop the act.
00:23:10You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:23:15I...
00:23:16Patrick's with me now.
00:23:17So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:23:20You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:23:23Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:23:28I'm warning you.
00:23:30Stay away from the King family.
00:23:32If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:23:35You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:23:40Miranda.
00:23:51Miranda.
00:23:54If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:23:58You don't have to work here.
00:23:59Please, just stay out of my way.
00:24:01Stop it.
00:24:05You're gonna get me fired.
00:24:07You're a guest here.
00:24:09You left without saying a word.
00:24:12Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:24:15But was that a lie?
00:24:16What really happened?
00:24:17I deserve to know the truth.
00:24:20It doesn't matter anymore.
00:24:22You and Blair are engaged.
00:24:24There's no hope for us.
00:24:26That's not true.
00:24:27I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:24:32Just stop it.
00:24:34Come on, please, Miranda.
00:24:35What the hell is going on here?
00:24:45You're supposed to be making this, not getting in them.
00:24:51You are fired.
00:24:53Get the hell out of here.
00:24:54Mommy will find a new job.
00:25:05Mommy will take good care of you.
00:25:17Oh.
00:25:24Hey, son, what's up?
00:25:35Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:25:38A waiter at a high-end club.
00:25:41Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:25:43What do you say?
00:25:45I...
00:25:45Like really rich guys.
00:25:48The kind that tip a lot.
00:25:49How long is the shift?
00:25:53Just a night.
00:25:54A few hours tops.
00:25:56They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:26:01Listen, here's the best part.
00:26:03It's $1,500 for one night.
00:26:08$1,500?
00:26:08Okay, I'm in.
00:26:14God, I'm short and I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:26:17Oh, hey.
00:26:18You're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:26:19Yes.
00:26:20My name is Miranda.
00:26:22Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:26:25Yeah, you know what?
00:26:25Forget the drinks.
00:26:27I understand you were in ballet, yeah?
00:26:29Yeah.
00:26:30We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:26:33$3,000?
00:26:35Mm-hmm.
00:26:36What do I have to do?
00:26:37Dance.
00:26:38What?
00:26:44Hello and welcome.
00:26:46We hope you enjoy the show.
00:26:50It's just one night.
00:26:52It's just for the money.
00:27:03They always have the best dancers here.
00:27:20That one, hey?
00:27:28She must be new.
00:27:29You haven't seen her around here before.
00:27:31She's still good, though.
00:27:33Give me a VIP room.
00:27:41Yes, sir.
00:27:41Right away.
00:27:42Anything else?
00:27:44I want that dancer.
00:27:48Ooh, good choice.
00:28:00Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter,
00:28:03and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:28:05This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:28:08$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:28:11Well, don't worry about it.
00:28:12I know these guys.
00:28:13They're very rich.
00:28:14Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:28:18It's Miranda.
00:28:19Yeah, it's not a big deal.
00:28:21Just remember to service him very well.
00:28:24And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:28:31Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:28:45I, uh, have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:28:53What a shame.
00:28:55Do you think you got a good figure, though?
00:28:57Yeah.
00:28:58You know, I could get someone else if you prefer.
00:29:01You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:29:03That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:29:07If you, uh, make him happy,
00:29:11he'll get you eight grand.
00:29:15Eight grand, not five?
00:29:17Mm-hmm.
00:29:18So what?
00:29:19Like, pour drinks?
00:29:21Is that what your manager said?
00:29:24Okay, then.
00:29:25Yeah, go in there.
00:29:27Pour him a drink.
00:29:28Mm-hmm.
00:29:29Mm-hmm.
00:29:30Mm-hmm.
00:29:32Let go.
00:29:39Let me see the scar.
00:29:41No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:29:49So, you're an exotic dancer now.
00:29:53Tell me, how did your handler find me here, hmm?
00:29:56What handler?
00:29:57I work here.
00:29:58Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:30:02What?
00:30:05What?
00:30:06I told you to ignore them.
00:30:08You work for me.
00:30:09You remember?
00:30:10Yeah.
00:30:10Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair
00:30:12when she's screaming in your face.
00:30:14Okay, just let me go.
00:30:15You can keep your eight grand.
00:30:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:20I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:30:22You're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:30:24God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:30:26Why are you always fuzzing around?
00:30:28Why can't you just...
00:30:29Ow!
00:30:30No, you just stop touching the glass.
00:30:32Here.
00:30:33Ow.
00:30:34Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:30:36Just come back to work at my place.
00:30:41What, you want to rehire me so you can sleep with me?
00:30:45No.
00:30:46Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:30:48No, no, no.
00:30:48I meant just come work for me.
00:30:51And me alone.
00:30:51No, absolutely not.
00:30:55If I go back and work for you,
00:30:56I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:30:58Hey, no, hey, look.
00:31:00Everybody has a price.
00:31:01How much should it cost?
00:31:03Hmm?
00:31:03How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:31:10Don't mind me.
00:31:11Carry on.
00:31:12Get out!
00:31:14Okay.
00:31:17How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:31:18Just tell me.
00:31:19Okay, fine.
00:31:2210,000 a day,
00:31:23and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:31:25Deal.
00:31:30Starting today,
00:31:32you belong to me.
00:31:39What is wrong with you?
00:31:42Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:31:44Should we send someone to chase her down,
00:31:46or no?
00:31:47No.
00:31:47No.
00:31:49She's actually my housemaid.
00:31:52She'll be back.
00:31:56What?
00:31:56You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:31:59Why do you want to quit already?
00:32:01How about you put in a two-week...
00:32:02Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:32:04I'm just here to return this.
00:32:09We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:32:12No, please.
00:32:12This is not worth his time.
00:32:14Turns out you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:32:20What a plot twist.
00:32:22Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:32:25but you also shifed him and ran off.
00:32:29I like that.
00:32:30What are you doing here?
00:32:33You know,
00:32:34I think little Raymond is into you.
00:32:37Great.
00:32:37Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:32:52So,
00:32:53I hear that you want to quit.
00:32:55All right.
00:32:57Well,
00:32:58how about
00:32:59you stop by HR
00:33:01at the K Group
00:33:01on your way out
00:33:02to set up a court date.
00:33:03You're going to need to
00:33:05set up a payment plan
00:33:06to pay back
00:33:07the sign-on bonus.
00:33:09Why would you let her quit?
00:33:11Raymond,
00:33:12dude,
00:33:13don't you like having a doll like that
00:33:14around as a housemate?
00:33:16I mean,
00:33:17there was a kind of, uh,
00:33:20weird kink you had
00:33:22in your, um...
00:33:24I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:33:28Yes.
00:33:29What else you want to say?
00:33:31She should be living in a luxury house.
00:33:33Driving luxury cars,
00:33:35you know,
00:33:35waited on hand and foot by servants.
00:33:38Instead,
00:33:38you have her here
00:33:39working as a servant.
00:33:41Why don't you just give it to me?
00:33:43You know,
00:33:44I'll take
00:33:45better care of her
00:33:46and make her happier
00:33:47than you can make her.
00:33:49All right, all right,
00:33:50I'll stop trying to
00:33:51poach your housemate.
00:33:52I'm just here to work.
00:33:53I'm not interested
00:33:54in either of you.
00:33:57You're interested
00:33:58in making money, though?
00:34:00You know what?
00:34:04I'm going to go.
00:34:13Fine.
00:34:15I thought you'd be avoiding me
00:34:26since last night.
00:34:28Working at the club
00:34:29was just a one-time thing.
00:34:32Oh, well,
00:34:33you don't look like a rookie.
00:34:35Oh, so you're experienced.
00:34:37No wonder you're very handy.
00:34:41That's not important.
00:34:42We had a deal
00:34:44last night,
00:34:44you remember?
00:34:48I don't remember
00:34:49agreeing to anything.
00:34:50You remember
00:34:50taking my black card?
00:34:54Get changed.
00:34:58I am not doing
00:34:59some weird roleplay
00:35:01with you.
00:35:01Oh, okay,
00:35:02so you're, uh,
00:35:04fantasizing about me now.
00:35:05No.
00:35:05What's this for?
00:35:17Well, I have a
00:35:18family gathering tonight
00:35:19to celebrate
00:35:20Patrick and Blair
00:35:21getting engaged,
00:35:22and
00:35:23I need a date.
00:35:27And you want me?
00:35:29Yes.
00:35:30Well, I'm sorry, sir,
00:35:31but I have to head home.
00:35:32I have a son
00:35:33to take care of
00:35:33if you don't remember,
00:35:35and the nanny
00:35:36gets off at six,
00:35:37so find someone else.
00:35:39You work for me.
00:35:40Why would I hire
00:35:44anybody else
00:35:44when I've got you?
00:35:46Because I'm your maid?
00:35:47I mean,
00:35:48what would people think?
00:35:49I'll take care of it.
00:35:50Don't worry.
00:35:51But I have to.
00:35:52Unless
00:35:53you can think of
00:35:56another way
00:35:58that
00:35:59you'd like to work
00:36:01for me tonight.
00:36:02Fine.
00:36:10Let's see if it fits first.
00:36:12Let's see if it fits first.
00:36:42This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:36:51Don't be impulsive.
00:36:52But Raymond is head
00:36:53of the King family.
00:36:54If Miranda marries him,
00:36:56then I'll be under
00:36:56forever.
00:36:58Okay.
00:36:58Even so,
00:37:00you can't go against him.
00:37:01Maybe just not so direct.
00:37:03Patrick is second in line
00:37:05to inherit K group,
00:37:06and now that I'm his fiance,
00:37:07I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:37:11Okay.
00:37:12You need to calm down.
00:37:13Calm down?
00:37:14If Patrick finds out
00:37:15that we set up Miranda
00:37:16to leave him
00:37:17and sent her off
00:37:18to marry that old creep,
00:37:19he'll leave me.
00:37:21I
00:37:21we
00:37:22worked so hard
00:37:24to get to where
00:37:24we're at today.
00:37:26If I don't marry
00:37:26into the King family,
00:37:28we'll be bankrupt.
00:37:33Raymond,
00:37:34did you bring your maid
00:37:36to my engagement party?
00:37:39Don't you think
00:37:40that's a little
00:37:40inappropriate?
00:37:42Blair,
00:37:43stop saying that.
00:37:46Everything's fine.
00:37:48Everyone.
00:37:49Emotions are just
00:37:50running high today.
00:37:52Fine?
00:37:54Then how come
00:37:55I keep seeing you stare
00:37:56at that third-rate whore?
00:38:00Don't think you can
00:38:01pull one over on me,
00:38:03gold-digging bitch.
00:38:04I know about
00:38:06your scandal
00:38:06and I'll release it.
00:38:08You mean
00:38:09the one you
00:38:09orchestrated, Blair?
00:38:10Don't think you can
00:38:11weasel your way
00:38:12out of this one.
00:38:13Hey, Blair.
00:38:14Jesus.
00:38:15Have you lost
00:38:15your mind?
00:38:17Have you forgotten
00:38:18what day it is today?
00:38:23Come on.
00:38:24Let's go.
00:38:24I'm sorry,
00:38:29do you know Patrick?
00:38:31And what's that
00:38:32scandal that Blair
00:38:33was talking about?
00:38:35I have no clue
00:38:35what she's talking about
00:38:36and I'm not involved
00:38:38with Patrick in any way.
00:38:41Maybe it's what
00:38:42Patrick said.
00:38:43Emotions are
00:38:43a little high today.
00:38:48Cheers to my engagement.
00:38:49So happy you could
00:38:52make it.
00:38:53Thank you for having me.
00:38:55Yeah, of course.
00:38:56I mean,
00:38:57it could be bigger,
00:38:58but, you know.
00:39:00Anyways.
00:39:04Whose little brat
00:39:05are you?
00:39:09Whose little brat
00:39:10are you?
00:39:11Let me go!
00:39:12Let me go!
00:39:12What?
00:39:12You've never seen
00:39:13a cake before?
00:39:14That's expensive.
00:39:15Don't you understand?
00:39:16More expensive
00:39:17than your life.
00:39:17Let go of me, lady!
00:39:22Where are your parents?
00:39:25He's just lost.
00:39:26I'll go find his parents.
00:39:29Do you know,
00:39:30if you have a moment
00:39:31to look it over?
00:39:32I don't really want
00:39:33to think about work
00:39:33right now, personally.
00:39:34I think it's best
00:39:35if we just enjoy...
00:39:36Ow!
00:39:37You're hurting me!
00:39:38Enough,
00:39:39you little brat!
00:39:40Hey, Blair!
00:39:41What are you doing?
00:39:43This is not my problem.
00:39:44Oh, excuse me!
00:39:45Where do you...
00:39:45Hey!
00:39:53Buddy, are you okay?
00:39:56Dad!
00:39:57Whoa!
00:39:58Whoa, I think, uh...
00:40:00I think you might be
00:40:02mistaken because...
00:40:04I am not your dad.
00:40:06But you are my dad!
00:40:08But you are my dad!
00:40:09I'm my dad!
00:40:10Okay, yeah.
00:40:11Oh, uh...
00:40:12Nothing to see here.
00:40:13Just, uh...
00:40:15A lost kid.
00:40:16Mr. King and I
00:40:17will help find his parents.
00:40:18Please, just continue
00:40:18to enjoy the party.
00:40:20Okay, okay.
00:40:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:22Just...
00:40:23Just stop crying.
00:40:28Hey, young man.
00:40:31Oh, crap!
00:40:32I don't think this guy here
00:40:35is your father.
00:40:36Why don't you come with me
00:40:38and we can go try
00:40:38and figure something out.
00:40:40No, you're wrong!
00:40:44Look, I think your parents
00:40:45are going to be worried
00:40:46if they can't find you.
00:40:48Why don't we go
00:40:48try and find them, huh?
00:40:52Okay, buddy.
00:40:53Uh...
00:40:54Let's go, all right?
00:40:55One, two, three...
00:40:57Oh!
00:40:57Yeah, yeah.
00:41:07God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:41:09I told her to leave Kirk
00:41:10with the hotel staff,
00:41:11not just anyone.
00:41:13Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:41:15There's no way
00:41:16I'm going to deal
00:41:16with that lawsuit case.
00:41:17Oh, there you are,
00:41:36you naughty, naughty boy.
00:41:38You scare your mother.
00:41:42Mommy!
00:41:44Okay, here, here, here.
00:41:46Mommy!
00:41:47Oh, Kirk!
00:41:49Judy!
00:41:49Ma'am, hello.
00:41:50Hi, uh, hello.
00:41:53Are you really
00:41:55this kid's mother?
00:41:56Did you not hear him
00:41:57call me mommy?
00:41:59You should keep
00:42:00a better eye on him.
00:42:01It's dangerous for him
00:42:02to run off on his own.
00:42:03Don't tell me
00:42:04how to raise my kid.
00:42:09I...
00:42:10Something wrong, sir?
00:42:15Nothing.
00:42:15No, I just thought
00:42:17I heard somebody
00:42:18that I recognize.
00:42:31Did mommy tell you
00:42:32to hide and wait here?
00:42:33I'm sorry, mommy,
00:42:34but I stole that big cake
00:42:36and it looked so yummy.
00:42:40Okay, well, mommy
00:42:40has to leave in a minute,
00:42:42so wait for Aunt Cynthia
00:42:43to pick you up, okay?
00:42:45You're not going to go around
00:42:46calling random guys
00:42:47your dad, right?
00:42:49Okay, but don't you think
00:42:50he looks just like me?
00:42:52Nope.
00:42:53Nope, not at all.
00:42:55Okay, now who's going
00:42:56to pick you up in an hour?
00:42:57Auntie Cain!
00:42:58Good, and you are not
00:43:00to leave this room
00:43:01with anyone but Cynthia,
00:43:03okay?
00:43:07I love you, baby.
00:43:08I'll see you tonight
00:43:09when I get home.
00:43:13Sir, they found something.
00:43:16They found a ring.
00:43:16Where'd you find this?
00:43:21Was that some
00:43:21antique pawn shop?
00:43:24A pawn shop?
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:29Excuse me.
00:43:36What do you want?
00:43:37I need to talk to you.
00:43:39Right now?
00:43:39Right now?
00:43:46Ladies and gentlemen,
00:43:58if I may have
00:43:59your attention, please.
00:44:01As the proud father
00:44:02of the future groom,
00:44:04I stand before you
00:44:05with a heart filled
00:44:05with joy and gratitude
00:44:07at this momentous
00:44:09engagement celebration.
00:44:13What are you doing
00:44:14with Raymond?
00:44:16You're engaged, Patrick.
00:44:19Okay, this is
00:44:19extremely inappropriate.
00:44:21You know Blair will
00:44:22chew my face off
00:44:24if she sees us together.
00:44:25I just...
00:44:26I need to know.
00:44:28If you give the word,
00:44:29I will call off
00:44:30the engagement.
00:44:31I think I made my stance
00:44:32pretty clear last time.
00:44:34We're done.
00:44:35Whatever we had between us,
00:44:36it's not there anymore.
00:44:37Is it because of Raymond?
00:44:40If it helps you sleep
00:44:41by night, sure.
00:44:41And stop calling me.
00:44:47And stop asking
00:44:48to see me in private.
00:44:50Just stop it.
00:44:58Sir, I was just looking
00:45:00for you.
00:45:01Ceremony is about Patrick.
00:45:03That I'm reassigning him
00:45:04to the Houston office.
00:45:06Tell him to get the fuck
00:45:07out of L.A.
00:45:08Now.
00:45:09So, God bless
00:45:15and may the bond
00:45:17of your love
00:45:18be everlasting.
00:45:19And I think I speak
00:45:20on all our behalf
00:45:20when I say
00:45:21we can't wait
00:45:22for this wedding.
00:45:23Yay!
00:45:24Yay!
00:45:24Where have you been?
00:45:39I've been looking
00:45:40everywhere for you.
00:45:41Oh, so I'm the one
00:45:43who just vanished
00:45:44for almost an hour?
00:45:46I guess we just
00:45:47miss each other.
00:45:49Now, let's get
00:45:50this party started!
00:45:51Yay!
00:45:54What?
00:46:08Texas?
00:46:09Hey,
00:46:10you should really
00:46:11focus on yourself.
00:46:14I'll deal with you
00:46:15when we get home.
00:46:17Deal with what?
00:46:18Deal with what?
00:46:27You and Patrick.
00:46:36I, I don't understand.
00:46:39Why would I be
00:46:40working with Patrick?
00:46:41Didn't Patrick hire you
00:46:43to spy on me?
00:46:43What?
00:46:44Why would Patrick
00:46:45want to spy on you?
00:46:46Why did you meet him
00:46:47at the bar tonight?
00:46:48Alone?
00:46:50Were you feeding him
00:46:51information about me?
00:46:52Were you spying on me?
00:46:53Stop evading the question.
00:46:55Were you feeding him
00:46:56information about me
00:46:57or not?
00:46:58Okay, can we just
00:46:59take it back a second?
00:47:01I mean, where did this
00:47:02whole I'm a spy narrative
00:47:04even come from?
00:47:04You're at my banquets.
00:47:06You're, you're in my offices.
00:47:07You're in my house.
00:47:09You're at my clubs.
00:47:09I mean, what am I
00:47:10supposed to think?
00:47:11You're everywhere.
00:47:12You're everywhere.
00:47:16Okay, so there's been
00:47:17a lot of coincidences,
00:47:19but why would Patrick
00:47:20want me to spy on you?
00:47:21So that you can seduce me
00:47:23to gain access
00:47:24to information
00:47:25that'll help Patrick
00:47:26sweep the company
00:47:27out from under me.
00:47:28Okay, whatever business,
00:47:30family drama,
00:47:31political bullshit
00:47:32you're going through,
00:47:33I have nothing to do
00:47:34with it.
00:47:35I'm not here
00:47:36to steal information.
00:47:37I'm not here for Patrick.
00:47:38And I sure as hell
00:47:39am not here
00:47:40to seduce you.
00:47:41You really
00:47:42want me to believe
00:47:43that you haven't been
00:47:44trying to seduce me
00:47:45this entire time.
00:47:53Because it's been working.
00:48:11I'm not here for you.
00:48:23I'm not here for you.
00:48:24I'm not here for you.
00:48:24I'm not here for you.
00:48:25I'm not here for you.
00:48:26I'm not here for you.
00:48:27I'm not here for you.
00:48:28I'm not here for you.
00:48:29I'm not here for you.
00:48:30I'm not here for you.
00:48:31I'm not here for you.
00:48:32I'm not here for you.
00:48:33I'm not here for you.
00:48:34I'm not here for you.
00:48:35I'm not here for you.
00:48:36I'm not here for you.
00:48:37Oh, yeah, all right, I'll be on a minute.
00:49:07To the office, sir?
00:49:13No.
00:49:15I want to follow up on this ring.
00:49:17You don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:49:24It's mine.
00:49:26I think I gave it to her that night.
00:49:29Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:49:33She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:49:36We can head there now.
00:49:37Welcome.
00:49:48Um, may I help you?
00:49:49Yes.
00:49:50Are you Cindy?
00:49:51Yes.
00:49:54Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the third?
00:49:58Yes.
00:50:03Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:50:05Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:50:08What?
00:50:09What the hell are you talking about?
00:50:11Where'd you get the ring then?
00:50:13I snagged it from a flea market.
00:50:16The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:50:17It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:50:19Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:50:21I don't remember.
00:50:22It was years ago.
00:50:24Oh, I do remember.
00:50:27It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:50:30No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:50:31I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:50:37We need to keep looking.
00:50:39Let's head back to the office.
00:50:41Yes, sir.
00:50:41While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:50:43I want to know everything about her.
00:50:46Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:50:48We've already tried, sir.
00:50:50We could...
00:50:50You do it, or you're fired.
00:50:52Of course, sir.
00:51:02Hello?
00:51:06I am so sorry.
00:51:08No, I'm on my way.
00:51:09I will be there soon.
00:51:10Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:51:13Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:51:16He knew...
00:51:17Sin?
00:51:19Sin!
00:51:20Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:51:23Where did you send him?
00:51:31I swear my dad does work here.
00:51:35Hey, excuse me.
00:51:37What's going on here?
00:51:38Dad!
00:51:38Oh, my gosh.
00:51:39Hey!
00:51:39What are you doing here, kid?
00:51:42What is your...
00:51:43Does your father work here?
00:51:45You're my dad, and Auntie Sin had to get on a plane,
00:51:49so now I'm here.
00:51:51Hmm.
00:51:52Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:51:54Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:51:56Just send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:52:04Hey!
00:52:04Hey, buddy.
00:52:06Hey, buddy.
00:52:06You like model cars?
00:52:08Yeah.
00:52:09I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:52:13Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:52:15Well, we've got to find his father first.
00:52:17But you are my dad!
00:52:19Do I look like your dad?
00:52:21Yes.
00:52:21You two do look alike.
00:52:26Say what?
00:52:29You two look alike.
00:52:30Uh, well, hey, look.
00:52:42I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office,
00:52:48and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:52:51Okay.
00:52:51Is this your kid, sir?
00:53:15No, I don't have any kids.
00:53:17Oh.
00:53:18Excuse me, Mr. King.
00:53:19I thought, uh, I thought he might be yours, because, uh, he looks just like you.
00:53:27Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:53:33Stark!
00:53:39Do we really look that much alike?
00:53:42No.
00:53:44Yes, um, I guess.
00:53:49Hey, buddy.
00:53:56You could be a businessman when you get older.
00:53:59You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:54:01Dad, I want to go home.
00:54:04His father not answered the memo yet.
00:54:06All right, here we are, right?
00:54:21Yeah.
00:54:25Look at that.
00:54:26Look at that.
00:54:26Look at that.
00:54:26Wow, you really are a kingdom.
00:54:31This is like a castle.
00:54:33That is right, and you are in my kingdom.
00:54:36So, welcome.
00:54:37Sir, who is this?
00:54:40Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um, until we can make him up.
00:54:46Where'd you go?
00:55:01Where are you?
00:55:04Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:55:21She ran off this morning.
00:55:23Said something about a family emergency.
00:55:26Call her.
00:55:26Yes, sir.
00:55:27Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:55:32I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:55:34Apparently, they're understaffed today.
00:55:36What else is new?
00:55:37But, uh, pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:55:42Get them in a toy while you're at it.
00:55:45Yes, sir.
00:55:46Oh, my gosh, it's Dad's.
00:56:16I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:56:28Uh, also, this car toy was all they had.
00:56:31Yeah, that's fine.
00:56:32Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:56:36She's right there, sir.
00:56:37So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:56:52You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:56:57You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you.
00:57:01And you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning?
00:57:07Oh, goody, I'm starving!
00:57:14He's your responsibility now.
00:57:17LAPD will be here shortly.
00:57:19Hopefully.
00:57:20Sounds good.
00:57:22Absolutely will do what can do.
00:57:29Okay.
00:57:31We're going to play a game, okay?
00:57:33Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:57:34Are we playing pretend?
00:57:36Pretend?
00:57:36How, how did you know that?
00:57:39Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:57:43All right.
00:57:44Okay, we are going to play pretend again.
00:57:47I'm going to be the nanny, and you're going to be the little kid.
00:57:51But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:57:56Okay.
00:57:57Nanny, I'm tired.
00:58:07Take them to the guest room.
00:58:09And, uh, I'm going to go ahead and get in contact with the cops because they should be here by now.
00:58:15No!
00:58:15What's gotten into you?
00:58:24No.
00:58:27I will take care of it for you.
00:58:29You are very clearly busy with...
00:58:34stuff.
00:58:35So I'll deal with the boy and the police, and you just...
00:58:39you just relax.
00:58:40Hi, LAPD.
00:58:59I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:59:02I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found, and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:10Okay.
00:59:21Oh!
00:59:22Oh!
00:59:23Oh!
00:59:23I'm sorry!
00:59:25No, no, no, it's all right.
00:59:26It's all right.
00:59:29No, no, no, no, stop, stop.
00:59:30I got it.
00:59:31I can get you a new outfit.
00:59:32That would be helpful.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36Hey, buddy.
00:59:36Buddy.
00:59:37It's all right?
00:59:38I'm not mad.
00:59:40It's just an accident.
00:59:41It happens, okay?
00:59:45Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go get cleaned up.
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:50Yeah.
00:59:56Oh, thank you.
00:59:57You can go ahead and set it down right there.
01:00:00Dude!
01:00:01Oh, my gosh!
01:00:02What?
01:00:02Hey.
01:00:09I am so sorry that was the car.
01:00:12Oh, okay.
01:00:12Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
01:00:17Hello?
01:00:36Hello?
01:00:38Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas?
01:00:41Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
01:00:44Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
01:00:48He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years,
01:00:51and he can have the Houston office,
01:00:53but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here in L.A.
01:00:56Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
01:00:59Let's talk in person.
01:01:00Okay, I'll let you know when I'm free.
01:01:02I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
01:01:07Too late. I'm already here.
01:01:18Hey, buddy.
01:01:19All right, we're going to go up.
01:01:21One, two, three.
01:01:23Nice. Just like the airplane. Let's go.
01:01:26Go, go, go.
01:01:28Okay, no, no, both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
01:01:30Hey, hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
01:01:35Nice.
01:01:37Wait, what's going on?
01:01:40Shh.
01:01:42Coming!
01:01:43Coming!
01:01:51I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
01:01:58I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
01:02:04Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
01:02:09I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
01:02:13Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
01:02:16Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
01:02:23And Alicia is your best bet.
01:02:26The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
01:02:32Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
01:02:38What's that?
01:02:42Uh, no, it's nothing.
01:02:43I must have paused the video I was watching.
01:02:50Tell me, Raymond.
01:02:51Why not Alicia?
01:02:52Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
01:03:00I don't have time for this.
01:03:05I'll call my driver.
01:03:07No need.
01:03:08I drove myself.
01:03:15Will you at least consider Alicia?
01:03:18She's not a bad-looking girl either.
01:03:20Hang on, yeah.
01:03:26Forgot my purse.
01:03:28Who's toy is this?
01:03:41Who's toy is this?
01:03:45Oh, it's mine.
01:03:48I, you know, got it at the store.
01:03:52You used to love toy cars.
01:03:58We had to put the Greenfield Project on pause.
01:04:09What was that?
01:04:10The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
01:04:14And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:04:20Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I.
01:04:25What?
01:04:27Kirk, you mean that kid?
01:04:29There's just something about him.
01:04:32The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
01:04:38A de-aging...
01:04:39No, look, you get the point.
01:04:42Just do it in secret.
01:04:43Don't let anybody find out.
01:04:45Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
01:04:46Do it fast.
01:04:50I want results as quick as possible.
01:04:52Yes, sir.
01:04:53Hey, Kirk.
01:05:16Remember me?
01:05:17Remember me?
01:05:23Yeah, the boring uncle.
01:05:27Well, how about we play a game of hide-and-seek together?
01:05:32I want to play with Dad.
01:05:34Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
01:05:38Okay, but I want to hide first.
01:05:48Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
01:05:55Where are you?
01:06:01Uncle Steve can't find you.
01:06:14Ready or not, here I come.
01:06:17Found you.
01:06:18Okay, now it's my turn.
01:06:24One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
01:06:34What's this?
01:06:35It's the DNA test result, sir.
01:06:37So, we're not even a little bit related.
01:06:49Yes, sir.
01:06:53Sir?
01:06:55This is good news, isn't it?
01:06:58Mommy, take me out to play.
01:07:14Honey, it's raining outside.
01:07:17And besides, when we're together and we're alone,
01:07:19you can call me, Mom.
01:07:24Hey.
01:07:31God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:07:33Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:07:35We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:07:39I heard something spooky might happen.
01:07:41Maybe we'll get supercaliburized.
01:07:43Oh, hey, hey.
01:07:44So, um, anyway, what I was going to tell you,
01:07:51um, two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:07:57No.
01:07:58No, they actually came by
01:08:00and it turns out that his father is really sick
01:08:04and so I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:08:08Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:08:12Oh, my.
01:08:14Mom, mom, mom!
01:08:24What did you just call me?
01:08:25Mom, are you okay?
01:08:27I don't know.
01:08:41Mom, mom, mom, mom!
01:08:42So, you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:08:47Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:08:50Nope, this is not a dream.
01:08:59It's not rocket science.
01:09:00You unclip, you unwind, find an outlet, and there you go.
01:09:06There you go.
01:09:07Open.
01:09:08There you go.
01:09:09I'm not tired.
01:09:27Come on.
01:09:31Mom, are you okay?
01:09:33You're acting weird.
01:09:35How long do you have to play in any game for?
01:09:39It was not that fun.
01:09:41It never even was.
01:09:42Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:09:44But what did you just call me?
01:09:46Mom, you said when it's just the two of us, I could call you Mom.
01:09:51And now the game is over.
01:09:55Why do you call me, um, ahem, Raymond Father?
01:10:00Because I look just like him.
01:10:02And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:10:06Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:10:09You know, you gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:10:13But there is proof.
01:10:16What?
01:10:17The ring.
01:10:18If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it.
01:10:21It must be his.
01:10:23Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:10:25He said it had a big green stone.
01:10:28All right, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:10:31Good.
01:10:32Good.
01:10:33It must be.
01:10:34Good.
01:10:37Come here.
01:10:39It must be so funny.
01:10:41All right.
01:11:00I am Raymond.
01:11:02What?
01:11:03Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:11:05Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:11:07I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:11:11We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:11:14What? How did you know that?
01:11:15Because I am Raymond King.
01:11:17This isn't funny.
01:11:19What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:11:21What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:11:23Please.
01:11:24Three years ago, when your mom got sick,
01:11:26I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:11:29The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:11:37Boss?
01:11:38Yeah.
01:11:40What happened?
01:11:42It's a long story.
01:11:43Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:11:46I need you to do another DNA sample,
01:11:48this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:11:52Not Miranda's.
01:11:53Yes, sir.
01:11:59For the Better of K group,
01:12:06you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:12:08Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:12:12Miranda!
01:12:13Why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:12:16This is a private conversation.
01:12:18Steve, why don't you join us?
01:12:31Oh, no thanks, Mr., Miss, Mrs. King.
01:12:39I have stuff to do at the office.
01:12:43Where can I find, um, you know, Mr., uh, uh, Miss Miranda?
01:12:55What is going on with everyone today?
01:12:58I keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:13:16So he is my son.
01:13:20Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis,
01:13:24but we have another problem.
01:13:29You have six meetings today.
01:13:31Okay, and?
01:13:36Oh, crap.
01:13:37Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:13:58I mean, Miranda.
01:14:00We have a plan.
01:14:01Come on.
01:14:07Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I would like to introduce to you today
01:14:28my new advisor, Miranda.
01:14:32Uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting,
01:14:39and I trust that you will treat her with the same amount of respect
01:14:44that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond K.
01:14:47Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:15:14No, not a globe.
01:15:25Mr. King's office.
01:15:28Mm-hmm.
01:15:29Okay.
01:15:32Steve needs me.
01:15:33Stay here and wait for me.
01:15:37This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:15:42God, how much coffee does one person have to drink
01:15:45for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:15:55Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:15:59What are you doing?
01:16:00Oh, it's you.
01:16:01That clumsy waitress.
01:16:04What are you doing here?
01:16:05Oh, I get it.
01:16:07You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:16:10Dad, I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:16:13Fuck off.
01:16:16Hey!
01:16:17What?
01:16:19Get back here!
01:16:24So what?
01:16:25Experimenting with my love life?
01:16:27What?
01:16:28No!
01:16:29Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you,
01:16:33and look, I was just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:16:38A favor?
01:16:40You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:16:45Another woman?
01:16:46I...
01:16:46I don't understand.
01:16:52What's happening?
01:16:59What's happening?
01:17:00It's just a solar eclipse.
01:17:02Don't sidetrack it.
01:17:05I'm sorry.
01:17:07Like, it is so funny.
01:17:10You looking at me like that with my face, is that actually how I look like when I'm at it?
01:17:15Well, it's your face.
01:17:16No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:17:19How would I be doing something differently?
01:17:21I don't know.
01:17:21Maybe it's the, uh...
01:17:22Oh, it's the hair.
01:17:23I never do my hair like that.
01:17:24I like it, though.
01:17:25It gives me a more professional feel.
01:17:29This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:17:31No.
01:17:32No, it's not at all.
01:17:32I think I...
01:17:33You don't have your hair like that.
01:17:35I always have my hair like that.
01:17:36I...
01:17:36You know, you don't.
01:17:36What did you do to my hair?
01:17:38No, your part is weird.
01:17:39I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:17:40Yeah, look at that.
01:17:41Okay, so I'm sorry I don't have, like, lips right?
01:17:42Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes, everything.
01:17:45Don't talk about my hair.
01:17:46Everything.
01:17:47Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:18:06It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:18:07It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:18:17So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:18:20What was that?
01:18:21Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:18:22Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:18:25We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:18:27and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:18:31You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:18:35What are you talking about?
01:18:37Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:18:47So, you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:18:55I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:18:59Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:19:04Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:19:07But I went in, I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything.
01:19:11So, I ran out of options.
01:19:13Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:19:15I sold it.
01:19:19You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:19:27What about you?
01:19:29Why didn't you recognize me?
01:19:31Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:19:35I was looking for you for years.
01:19:37I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases,
01:19:42but we could never come up with anything.
01:19:43But here you are.
01:19:47I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:19:54It's okay.
01:19:55I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:19:58Okay.
01:19:58Well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:20:02Mom!
01:20:03Dad!
01:20:07Dad!
01:20:10You can start by being a dad.
01:20:15You know what, kid?
01:20:16I, uh, I think you might be right.
01:20:20About what?
01:20:23We do look alike.
01:20:25I knew it!
01:20:28Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:20:31Pizza!
01:20:36Okay.
01:20:37It's pizza, then.
01:20:38Let's go get some pizza.
01:20:39Pizza!
01:20:40Let's go!
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