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This is a clip from Mr Bean: The Movie.

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00:01Dr. Jacobson?
00:02Yes?
00:03We need you urgently in OR3.
00:04No, can do it.
00:05I'll do a number four at one.
00:06Sir, it's urgent.
00:07We have a ruptured kidney and massive bleeding.
00:09Okay.
00:24Yes, it's urgent.
00:26What's happening?
00:27The surgeon's on his way up.
00:30At last, Dr. B.
00:33Hello, doctor.
00:34We've got a 45-year-old male on type B negative
00:37brought in by paramedics 10 minutes ago.
00:39He's got a penetrating injury to the left chest.
00:41Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:43Got to get him in there right now.
00:48Doctor, it looks like a bullet in the lower thorax.
00:51Seems to have ruptured the lung and there's severe inner bleeding
00:53along the abdomen.
00:54Doctor, he's coming too.
00:55All right, give him a T70.
00:56Got it?
00:57Yeah, yeah.
00:58Yeah, yeah.
00:59Yeah, yeah.
01:00Yeah.
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01:02Yeah.
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01:06Yeah.
01:07Yeah.
01:08Shall I extend the incision, sir?
01:09We've taken it from the breastbone to the diaphragm.
01:11We may have to extend further to get to the spleen.
01:14Sorry, sir.
01:15It's only my first week.
01:17Hello, hello.
01:18No, you're right, doctor.
01:19We should wait for the x-rays.
01:20No, no, no, no.
01:21Help!
01:22We are losing the sky out here!
01:23For Jesus' sake, we need help!
01:24Help!
01:25Help!
01:26Help!
01:27Help!
01:28Help!
01:29Watch he doesn't go into hemodynamic shock.
01:32Explibrillating!
01:33Charge the paddle to 200 watts.
01:34Charge!
01:35Clear!
01:37Oh!
01:38Oh!
01:39Oh!
01:40Oh!
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02:29Oh!
02:30Aww. What's that?
02:36What?
02:50Ah!
02:56Ah!
03:01That's awesome.
03:05Oh.
03:07Cleared it up.
03:15Aww.
03:19Hm.
03:20I'm gonna keep you waiting, sir.
03:22Nice work in there, people. Now back to the bleeding.
03:23Where's this blood coming from? We gotta clamp it off.
03:24Where the hell's that J-17?
03:25What happened?
03:26We need that J-17 to know our core right now.
03:27We got a major trauma.
03:28There's too much blood. I can't see a thing.
03:29TMS is 14 over 20.
03:30We're suction.
03:31Crazy bleeding. Somebody check that line.
03:32The pressure's bottoming out.
03:33Okay, hook me up at 12, please.
03:34Okay, hook me up at 12, please.
03:35Now.
03:36His heart rate is dropped, and we're gonna lose him.
03:37Let's move.
03:3814 gauge.
03:39How's the TMS?
03:40Come on, people. He's crashing on us.
03:41Yeah.
03:42I'm not getting a rating.
03:43Where is this fool?
03:44Hang in there, fellas.
03:45Come on, hold on to him.
03:46We don't find it as a dead man.
03:47I am not gonna lose this guy.
03:48He's slipping.
03:49He's slipping.
03:50He's slipping.
03:51He's slipping.
03:52Sir, sir, we're losing him. I've gotta get in there now.
03:55Well, Doctor, you can't just...
03:56This is too dangerous.
03:57No.
03:58No.
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04:32Incredible.
04:33Her rad is stabilizing.
04:34Love this is climbing back.
04:36No.
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04:46Oh, doctor, thank God my daughter was in an accident.
04:50No one's even taken a look at her yet.
04:52We're desperate for some medical attention in here.
04:56Would you mind?
05:02Don't worry, honey, the doctor will check her out.
05:03Oh, thank God.
05:09Mr. and Mrs. Langley, any kind of damage to the brain
05:13is a very sensitive thing to observe,
05:14so maybe we should just step outside
05:16and give the doctor a little room to work.
05:18The first nurse said we shouldn't think of this a coma,
05:20but more like a deep sleep.
05:22Yes, it's sort of true.
05:23Could I ask you a question?
05:36Jennifer.
05:37Wakey-wakey.
05:40Breakfast ready.
05:42Jennifer.
05:43What time is it?
05:47It's almost two.
05:50Can you turn the clock back about 12 hours for me?
05:54Sure.
06:04Wake up.
06:08Wake up.
06:09Wake up!
06:10I don't know what to say about pain.
06:15He's clearly a Force 10 disaster area,
06:18but God help me.
06:23I like him.
06:27Now, having said that,
06:29there is no reason in the world
06:32why any of you should ever have anything to do with him again.
06:36Ugh!
06:36Ugh!
06:44Oh!
06:45Oh.
07:15Mom! Dad! Anyway!
07:20Oh, honey! Oh, look at you.
07:25You had an accident, honey, but everything is gonna be okay.
07:29What happened to Stingo?
07:31Just a bruise his collarbone. He'll be fine until I get my hands on him.
07:35Hey, doctor, where are you going?
07:37How can we ever say thank you? No, you've made us so happy.
07:43Tell us, what can we do? We'll do anything.
07:55Well, I suppose you could let me stay another week.
08:21Santa and the wind blowing hot from the north, we were born to ride.
08:28Roll down the wind, put down the top, crank up the beach for us, baby, don't let the music stop.
08:36We're going to ride it, do it, just can't ride it no more.
08:43From the side, baby, to the valley, from the west side, to the east side.
08:50Everybody, very happy, cause the sun is shining all the time, like another perfect day.
09:01I love L.A.
09:04We love it!
09:08I love L.A.
09:12We love it!
09:15We love it!
09:17Hey, what's this all about?
09:20This is a hefty bit of something.
09:24Literally, it's fun to do it.
09:27Something like that here.
09:29Box in it.
09:31Yeah, a whole box of them.
09:33Oh, hey, there they are.
09:35Look at that mountain.
09:36Egg, six of them.
09:37Look at those trees.
09:38Barbie.
09:39Look at that bum over there, man.
09:41He's down on his knees.
09:42Look at these.
09:43We'll get there.
09:44Ain't nothing like a Nobel.
09:46Well...
09:49Da-da!
09:50Century Boulevard!
09:51We love it!
09:53Century Boulevard!
09:55We love it!
09:57Yeah!
09:58And the final Boulevard!
09:59We love it!
10:01Six, three!
10:02We love it!
10:03We die!
10:04We die!
10:05We die!
10:05We die!
10:06We die!
10:07We die, L.A.
10:08Give us a smile.
10:15Bye!
10:16Bye!
10:17Bye, Beanie!
10:21See ya!
10:27Farewell!
10:28Well, Beanie, it's been surreal.
10:46I want you to know, you can come back and visit any time.
10:49Yes.
10:50In the fairly distant future.
10:52Oh.
10:53That's it.
10:54I know it sounds insane, but I'm really going to miss you.
11:01OK.
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11:26Yeah!
11:27OK!
11:28Bye again!
11:33Whoa!
11:35Oh!
11:53Oh, my God.
12:23Oh, my God.
12:53Oh, my God.

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