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Holiday Engagement (2025) - FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00Us, Hillary.
00:02I don't think we're gonna work.
00:04What?
00:06Look, I need a partner in life.
00:09A wife who's going to go where I need to go and do what I need to do and be excited about my accomplishments.
00:14I can't get dragged down by somebody who's out saving dogs and cats and God knows what else.
00:20Jason, is this about moving to Pittsburgh? I'll move to Pittsburgh.
00:26A new VP position opened up in our Pittsburgh office and I guarantee I am the top pick for this position.
00:32We have a life here.
00:34What am I gonna do in Pittsburgh?
00:38Look, I just, I have to stay focused and mobile to advance in my career.
00:42I gotta keep my priorities straight.
00:44Believe me, this is one of those tough decisions, but it's for the best.
00:48For both of us. I just, I can't make a mistake.
00:51Not now.
00:56What did I become? A mistake.
01:03Just...
01:05I have to get this. Just, just, just...
01:07Go for change.
01:10No, no, no. That is exactly how you...
01:12He's a jerk. I knew he was too good to be true.
01:17Maybe my mom was right. Maybe I let him keep one foot out the door.
01:20Alright, it's time to pick the winner for this week's KJWM Weekly Holiday Vacation Giveaway.
01:25And the lucky winner is... Hillary Burns.
01:28Oh my God, you won!
01:31We are finally in the running for our trip to Mexico. It could be our honeymoon!
01:34What?
01:35All of my sisters found perfect men, and I can't even get one in the door.
01:40Is that it?
01:42Is that what would make you happy right now, to bring home a man for Thanksgiving?
01:46I just can't go home all alone. I just can't face it. I can't do it. Not now.
01:49Okay. Look. All you have to do, just post this with a flirty little intro video of your pretty face, and voila.
01:59All you have to do is click. I'll help you do the video.
02:03You really think it's a good idea to bring a stranger home, or possibly a psycho, to my parents' house for Thanksgiving?
02:10Hillary, I just wanted you to know I planned a small family gathering at the house for when you and Jason arrive.
02:17Do it.
02:18What?
02:19Of course, if he preferred white.
02:22Hi.
02:23Hi.
02:24Hi.
02:25Hi. My name is Hillary.
02:27I need to hire a fake fiancé to bring home to my family for Thanksgiving.
02:32In return, you will receive two free first class tickets to Playa del Carmen, Mexico.
02:37So just record a quick video intro, post it to this page, and we'll get back to you.
02:41Whoa!
02:42What? Who is it? Come in.
02:43I can't believe it. Look at all of these.
02:44All right. Mexico's got some sweetest waves, man. I mean, after the weekend's over here, we can just serve, sun, serve, eat, serve, and then serve some more.
03:06I do have irritable bowel syndrome, but I really need to get to Mexico.
03:12Let's get to Mexico.
03:21Ooh.
03:24Huh.
03:27No.
03:31Ugh. I knew this was a bad idea.
03:33Come over here.
03:34No!
03:35No.
03:36No.
03:37I don't want to.
03:38Just talk to him. He's cute. He kind of looks like Jason.
03:41Hello.
03:42Hi. Is everything okay over there?
03:44Depending on what you mean by okay. Everything's great.
03:47Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?
03:49Oh. Okay. My name is David. I'm an actor.
03:52Hey, wait. I know you.
03:54Hey, wait. I know you. You're the cell phone guy in the costume.
04:00That's just sad.
04:01He's our first interview. Come on. Let's go.
04:04Ugh.
04:05Hi. Excuse me.
04:06Oh. Oh. Oh.
04:07I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
04:09Hi. I said acting is my full-time job, and today I'm playing a large cell phone.
04:14Oh, crap. I knew it. Come on. We gotta go back to Seattle.
04:17That's right. And you're the reporter?
04:20Yeah.
04:21I was sorry to hear about the newspaper shutting down. Did you lose your job, or?
04:25What do you think?
04:26Right. Sorry. Obvious.
04:29Uh, for what it's worth, I got fired playing a big red cell phone, so.
04:34Oh, I'm sorry.
04:35Don't be. You could help me save my very last red dignity.
04:39I mean, if I can't book a job playing a fake fiancé for a weekend, I should probably call it quits.
04:45Are you free to meet Hillary tomorrow, face to face?
04:48Sure thing.
04:49Hey. Okay. So, I Facebooked him. He hasn't responded. And when you Google him, the only thing that comes up are a few photos of him on Flickr with some chick named Lindsay on a beach.
05:01So, looks like he's not a psycho. He's just another out-of-work loser actor.
05:06You sound like my agent.
05:07Oh. Hi.
05:09Hi.
05:10Um, you two have fun.
05:12Great.
05:15Hi.
05:16So, I checked out?
05:20Yeah, seems like it.
05:22Do you think that Jason is more of a corporate lawyer type or-
05:26Corporate. What kind of car do you drive?
05:27Uh, 98, Jeep Grand Cherokee, fully loaded.
05:30We'll take my car.
05:31Okay.
05:32Okay, I'm gonna friend you on Facebook, accept my request, click on all my family photo albums, memorize all the names, everybody's clearly marked.
05:38Okay, will do.
05:39Okay.
05:41Well, I guess I'll pick you up here, tomorrow, 8am sharp.
05:45Sounds good.
05:48Okay.
05:52Um.
05:56Sorry, I don't know what's going on here with the thing, the hair.
06:00I'll take care of it.
06:01Yeah?
06:02Okay.
06:08I'm gonna buy your coffee.
06:15You clean up real good.
06:17You look nice yourself.
06:18And don't forget, my parents are very excited that you are a lawyer.
06:30About that.
06:31I don't know if I'm gonna be able to pull that off.
06:34You're an actor.
06:35Act.
06:41Okay, hit me with the family breakdown.
06:43Okay.
06:44Uh, Meredith.
06:45Mother.
06:46Housewife extraordinaire.
06:47Roy.
06:48Dad.
06:49Councilman.
06:50Your youngest sister is Trish.
06:51Joy.
06:52Right, right.
06:53Trish is the middle one.
06:54And, uh, her husband is Gil.
06:55And Joy's fiance's name is?
06:57Uh, John.
06:58Paul.
06:59Peter.
07:00You gotta get these straight.
07:01They're all gonna be at the party.
07:02Party?
07:03Yeah.
07:04It's no big deal.
07:05Just family.
07:06How long were you and Jason engaged?
07:07Uh, we dated for seven months.
07:08We were engaged for two.
07:10Wow.
07:11What happened?
07:12He's, uh, he's under a lot of pressure.
07:16Really stressed.
07:17He got this big job promotion offer in Pittsburgh.
07:19So.
07:20Oh, look.
07:21Here we are.
07:25Okay.
07:26Just remember, say as little as possible and follow my lead.
07:29Here we go.
07:32Here we go.
07:34Oh, honey, honey, honey.
07:35You're finally here.
07:37Oh, sweetie.
07:38Come here.
07:39You know, you could wash that car every once in a while.
07:46What about Jason's Tesla?
07:48I wanted to ride in that.
07:50Oh, that was my fault.
07:51I wanted to save my mileage, so we took the Jetta instead.
07:54Oh, well.
07:55At least we finally get to meet Jason.
08:01You're practically part of the family now.
08:03Yeah.
08:04Okay, well, let's go in.
08:05Okay.
08:06Everybody's looking forward to meeting you.
08:10Okay, come on in here.
08:13Oh, my God.
08:14I thought you said this was family only.
08:17I didn't want the whole town to think that you were going to be a spinster forever.
08:22Everyone, this is Hillary's Beyonce, Jason.
08:25Hi.
08:26Hi.
08:27How's it going?
08:28Oh, hey.
08:29Oh, yeah.
08:30Oh, Jason?
08:31Yeah.
08:32You were that firm that's defending that, uh, schmuck Shorman.
08:35Shorman?
08:36Yeah, man.
08:37He's as guilty as they come if you ask me.
08:39Pilking all those suckers out of their life savings.
08:41You know, Frank, I think everybody's considered innocent until proven guilty.
08:44I mean, isn't I right?
08:45Jason?
08:48Jason?
08:49Uh, Mr. Burns.
08:50Call me Roy.
08:51Yes.
08:52Pleasure to meet you, Roy.
08:53I do.
08:54You know what they say.
08:55How does it feel to be defending a crook like that?
08:57Well, uh, you know what?
08:58Frank, why don't you get yourself some eggnog?
09:00I just whipped up a fresh batch.
09:02Oh, that's a good time.
09:03Thanks, brother.
09:04Frank just comes for the eggnog.
09:05Yeah.
09:06So listen, uh, what kind of cases?
09:08Do you do, do you do, um, I don't know, fraud or extortion or money laundering?
09:12Uh, yeah.
09:13Yeah, I do.
09:14All of those.
09:15Come on, Dad.
09:16Leave poor Jason alone.
09:17He's spending enough time in the office already.
09:19Yeah, doing all that lawyering.
09:21Did you play?
09:22Uh, yes, but quite badly.
09:24Oh, that would be great.
09:26Mind if I don't?
09:27You know, when Hillary was young, she used to sing.
09:34Oh?
09:35Mm-hmm.
09:36That's...
09:37No.
09:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
09:39Okay, everybody, it's time to show the engagement ring.
09:50Wait till you see this beauty.
09:52Ta-da!
09:53Ta...
09:54I, I, I, I...
09:57I, I, I...
09:58I, I, I...
09:59I, I, I...
10:01I, I, I...
10:02What's the rest of the ring?
10:03I, I, I...
10:04What happened with the ring?
10:05That's a funny story, actually, right, sweetie?
10:08It turns out Hillary lost a few pounds, and the ring doesn't fit her anymore.
10:12Right.
10:13And this morning, she's taking a shower.
10:14She gets out of the shower, and the ring falls off her finger into the toilet.
10:18She calls me hysteric.
10:19Crazy.
10:20I was crazy.
10:21Crazy.
10:22She was, she was freaking out.
10:23I get there.
10:24So, what do I do?
10:25I've got to man up, right, Roy?
10:26Yeah.
10:27I've got to do it.
10:28I, I, I, it's go time.
10:29So I, I get down there on my knees, and I, I, I go in there.
10:31I go in there, I go in deep.
10:32I can feel it.
10:33I can feel it.
10:34I can feel it right there.
10:35It gets away, then I have to, I have to go a little bit deeper.
10:36And I'm reaching for it.
10:37And, ah, ah, ah.
10:38Nope.
10:39Deeper.
10:40Deeper.
10:41He has really small hands.
10:42It's disturbing, actually.
10:43And I, I, I can feel it.
10:44I can feel it.
10:45Right, right on the edge of my finger.
10:46It's right there.
10:47It's right there.
10:48And...
10:49I got it.
10:50Got the ring.
10:51Got the ring.
10:52Yeah, it's so cute.
10:53Oh, God.
10:54We decided to leave it home till we get it resized.
10:55Yeah.
10:56Yeah, it's better safe than sorry.
10:57Right, sweetie?
11:01I'm gonna get a drink.
11:05Hey.
11:06Hell, isn't it?
11:07I thought you quit.
11:09I did.
11:11So, is my fiancee boring yours with his foot talk yet?
11:15No.
11:16But I think David's got his hands pretty full.
11:20Did I say David?
11:22Yeah.
11:23Jason.
11:24Of course.
11:25David's a friend.
11:26I was on the phone.
11:28Well, I guess we better go back in there.
11:30If Mom has anything else to surprise me with, can you please tell me?
11:34Deal.
11:36Good to see you.
11:37Oh, my sweetie.
11:38Oh, look at this.
11:39Your picture's taken.
11:40Oh, the family photo.
11:41Yes, we always gather together here.
11:43Hey, everybody, ready?
11:48Don't worry, I could show Jason his room.
11:49Well, honey, don't be silly.
11:51The inn is full.
11:53Besides, I don't expect you to have separate rooms.
11:56Just separate beds.
12:00And if you need extra pillows or blankets, just ask me.
12:05That's okay, Mom.
12:06I think I know where everything is.
12:08Okay, well, you take it tonight.
12:09I'll take it tomorrow night.
12:10Whatever you want.
12:11Okay.
12:12I'm gonna go get a change for bed.
12:14Okay.
12:24Sorry.
12:25Um...
12:27No, I'm sorry.
12:28I thought you were still in the...
12:29Pajamas, please?
12:30Uh...
12:31No, I don't, uh...
12:32I don't wear...
12:34Pajamas.
12:35I didn't bring it.
12:36Okay, that's fine.
12:37I'll just find...
12:38See if my dad has him.
12:39Great.
12:46Daddy?
12:48Daddy.
12:49I plead not guilty.
12:50Sorry?
12:51What?
12:52Sorry?
12:53I came to ask you if Jason could borrow some pajamas.
12:55Oh, I don't have any.
12:57Your mother and I sleep in the room.
12:59Ugh.
13:00Since when?
13:01Ugh.
13:02Since Joy went off to college.
13:03We ran around naked for a week.
13:05You should have seen your mother.
13:06Oh, no, no, no.
13:07I don't agree.
13:08This guy, uh, this Jason, he treats you right, does he?
13:12Yeah.
13:13Yeah, of course.
13:14What?
13:15You love him?
13:17What?
13:18It's an easy question.
13:19Should be an easy answer.
13:20Dad, I'm marrying the guy.
13:22So?
13:23Do you love him?
13:25Yes, I do.
13:30Hey.
13:31The Beatles are right, after all.
13:34All you need is love.
13:36I just wanted to let you know that I may have lumped into some tickets to me.
13:39I just wanted to let you know that I may have lumped into some tickets to me.
13:41I have no comment.
13:42And, um, I don't know, I thought maybe you might have a few tickets to me.
13:43I just wanted to let you know that I may have lumped into some tickets to Bradford Carman.
13:44And, um, I don't know, I thought maybe you might want to go?
13:47No.
13:48Hey, um, call me.
13:49I don't know.
13:50I'm sorry.
13:51I'm sorry.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:53I'm sorry.
13:54I'm sorry.
13:55I'm sorry.
13:56I'm sorry.
13:57I'm sorry.
13:58And, um, there's nothing important.
14:00But, um, I just wanted to let you know that I may have lumped into some tickets to Bradford Carman.
14:07And, um, I don't know, I thought maybe you might want to go?
14:11No.
14:13Hey.
14:14Um.
14:15Call me.
14:16Uh.
14:31Morning.
14:32Morning, sweetheart.
14:33Where's Trish Gil?
14:34Trish has sold the hotel.
14:36Gil hasn't shown up yet.
14:37Why are they staying in a hotel when there's plenty of room here?
14:40Well, with Emma and the nanny, maybe they felt they'd be a bother.
14:45I don't even know why Trish has a nanny.
14:47I mean, come on.
14:48I felt like she's ever had a job.
14:49But it's nice that her husband can afford to give her whatever she wants.
14:54He's just never around.
14:56How about Jason?
14:57How much does he earn?
14:59Mom.
15:00Oh, sweetie, I just want to make sure that you're cared for.
15:04Oh, come on, Mom.
15:05It is the 21st century.
15:06You don't need to be cared for.
15:08We have our own jobs.
15:09Right, Hill?
15:10Actually, the newspaper I was working for shut down.
15:14Oh, honey, not again.
15:16Well, it's not my fault.
15:17Nobody reads newspapers anymore.
15:19Everything's on the internet.
15:20I know.
15:22Well, just in time.
15:23I want you to tell me if my yam casserole is sweet enough.
15:28Oh, I'm sorry.
15:29I'm not a fan.
15:31Yes, you are.
15:32You're such a joker.
15:33He's such a joker.
15:34He loves yams.
15:35Like I said, he loves yams.
15:36Yeah, I love it.
15:37Okay.
15:37I made that with Splenda instead of sugar.
15:46Oh, yeah.
15:50Maybe just a little more time.
15:52He is really funny.
15:54He is.
15:55He really is.
15:56He's so funny.
15:57He's such a kidder.
15:58Well, I just hope he's more serious when it comes to setting a wedding date.
16:03Please don't start.
16:04Honey, I'm sorry if I seem a little anxious.
16:09It's just that I have been deprived of planning the weddings for not one, but two of my daughters.
16:18Here we go.
16:18Can't you girls understand that a mother wants to plan her daughter's weddings?
16:25Oh, since you were babies, I dreamed of this.
16:28And then to find out that Tricia eloped to an island.
16:32Well, what about Joy?
16:33Joy's engaged.
16:34Yes.
16:35Joy's engaged.
16:36Yes, she is.
16:37And has been for two years.
16:39I will be six feet under by the time she sets a date.
16:43I'm sorry if I'm a little upset, but honey, it's come down to you.
16:54You're the only one I can count on.
16:56I'm, I'm, uh...
16:57December 21st.
16:59I'm, I'm, uh...
17:00December 21st.
17:02I didn't want to tell you.
17:03I wanted to...
17:04We were going to surprise you at dinner, but that's it.
17:07December 21st.
17:08You're getting married on December 21st?
17:11Yes.
17:11Oh my god, it's kind of soon, but it's fabulous.
17:16Oh my darling, we're all...
17:17Oh, this is fantastic.
17:20Oh, did you hear?
17:22I'm so happy.
17:24Well, okay, I have to book see the community hall and call Gayle's Greenery.
17:29I don't even know the number.
17:30We wanted something small.
17:32What are they doing out there?
17:43Well, your father got it in his head that he was going to deep fry the turkey this year.
17:48Once we get this baby boiling, you just rig the bird up to this line, just drop it in the oil.
17:54Whatever you say.
17:55All right, let's fire this bad boy up.
17:57All right, get that, would you?
17:58Yeah.
17:59Let me ask you something.
18:00Uh-huh.
18:00Do you ever represent a councilman or a politician or anything?
18:03No, but not personally.
18:05But you could, huh?
18:06Sure.
18:07Good to know.
18:08Good to know.
18:09Uh, wait, don't you want to wait until the oil is tough?
18:14Come on, we're missing the gate.
18:16Besides, it's going to take half an hour for it to get boiling.
18:18Come on.
18:18Oh, God.
18:20Okay.
18:21So, it's me.
18:23No, things are not going well at all.
18:24I just told my mom that David and I are getting married in a month.
18:26You're marrying David now?
18:28That was quick.
18:28No, no, no, me and Jason.
18:30I just, I blurted it out that we're getting married on December 21st.
18:33Wait, what?
18:34This is nuts.
18:35I'm putting you on speaker.
18:36Well, no, because what if Jason really did get cold feet?
18:39And he's going to come back to me because I mean more than, more than Pittsburgh.
18:42And then the wedding is already planned, which is, which is actually not that crazy.
18:47No, it's crazy, Hill.
18:48It's super crazy.
18:49I know, that's crazy.
18:51What am I going to do?
18:52Look, I don't know.
18:54Surf's up.
18:54Greg's going to be here any minute.
18:55I got to go.
18:56What?
18:57Yeah, just listen to your heart.
18:59Just ride the wave.
19:01Just ride the wave.
19:03What?
19:03Surf's up.
19:04I don't want to.
19:05Bunga.
19:05Sophie.
19:06Sophie.
19:09You know, Roy, I think it's probably been 30 minutes.
19:12Should we go check on the pot?
19:14You know, I could use a little, you know, legal counsel.
19:20Oh, well, you're a counselman, right?
19:23I'm sure you have a great lawyer.
19:25He's a little too involved.
19:28You know what I mean?
19:29Anyway, what would be better than keeping it in the family?
19:34All right, well, I guess I better go.
19:35Drop that bird in the oil.
19:37Oh, are you sure you don't need a hand with that?
19:39No, no.
19:39I got it, Kirk.
19:40Uh, ticklish.
19:46Hi.
19:48It's beeping.
19:52Peter, can I have my foot back, man?
19:55Oh, of course.
19:57You're welcome.
19:58Okay.
19:58Anything important?
20:14Oh, no.
20:16No, nothing important.
20:24Oh!
20:24Oh!
20:38Oh!
20:39Oh!
20:39Oh!
20:44Roy!
20:46Oh!
20:48For the love of...
20:50Well, this isn't so bad, is it?
20:54Oh, um, I asked for seltzer.
21:00This looks like tap water with cheese floating in it.
21:04Sorry, Mrs. Burns.
21:07I can see that your old boyfriend hasn't amounted to much.
21:11Hi!
21:12Hi!
21:13Sorry we're late.
21:14Hey, my.
21:14Hi.
21:15Where's Gil?
21:16Uh, the benefit that he was attending ran late,
21:20so now he snowed in in New York.
21:23Well, that's too bad.
21:24I know.
21:25If you were here, he could have gotten us a table at the golf club.
21:28Then we wouldn't have to eat in this dump.
21:30Hey, it's not snowing in New York.
21:32Hmm.
21:33It's not.
21:34You know, Gilbert has a platinum membership to all the best clubs.
21:36Well, I'm not a big golf fan, so this place suits me just fine.
21:40This is fine.
21:45This is great.
21:46I...
21:46No?
21:49I thought you said that you met Jason at a charity golf tournament.
21:54Mm-hmm.
21:54That you were covering for that paper?
21:56Mm-hmm.
21:56That's right.
21:57Mm-hmm.
21:57That's right.
21:58Yeah.
21:58But I'm not a fan of the golf.
22:01But, you know, like a spectator.
22:04But I just play.
22:04But very, very badly.
22:06Very, very badly.
22:07That's why they gave you a car.
22:09Yeah.
22:10A Tesla, right?
22:11Yes.
22:12He won the car at the tournament, and you interviewed the winner.
22:15Look at me.
22:16Hmm.
22:17He forgets everything, right, honey?
22:18Crazy.
22:18I think you're sandbagging, aren't you?
22:21No.
22:21I know a galfa's doing my similar.
22:22Hola.
22:23Oh, thank you.
22:24My name is Paco, and I'll be your server this holiday evening.
22:27Would you like to hear about our specials?
22:29Ah, seguro.
22:31Okay, well, basically what we have is anything that's chicken, pollo, we switch that out for
22:36guajolote.
22:39Guajolote?
22:42Guajolote.
22:43That means turkey.
22:44And the turkey tacos are particularly delicious tonight, women.
22:47David?
22:49Yes?
22:51Hey!
22:52It's Julian!
22:53Hi, Julian!
22:54Hey!
22:55Hi there!
22:55Hi there!
22:57But my name is Jason.
22:59Jason?
23:00Jason is my name.
23:01No, it's not.
23:02Really?
23:03Yeah, it's Jason.
23:04But my...
23:05David is my middle name, so there's confusion sometimes.
23:09Okay, alrighty.
23:11Well, it's been a while since we did that bus and truck tour pair together.
23:14Oh, God, you look good.
23:17Are you still in the biz?
23:18Yes.
23:20So what are you doing?
23:21Oh, you're looking at it.
23:22It's a nightmare, yeah.
23:23But I had to move back in with my parents to get a more stable career going on.
23:26So here I am.
23:27Alright, I hear you.
23:29Gracias.
23:30De nada.
23:30I'll be there.
23:31It never stops.
23:33Anyway, I'll be back in a minute to get your orders.
23:35Just word to the wise, don't get the Flavos Francheros.
23:38I had them for breakfast.
23:38I feel like there's a knife in my colon.
23:40Happy Turkey Day, everyone.
23:41Olé!
23:42Olé!
23:46Jillian.
23:49So, Jason, David, what biz are you still in?
23:54Oh, I'm in the law.
23:57I...
23:57I do a little pro bono work.
24:02I'm charity.
24:04And I represented a few theater companies a few years back.
24:09So, theater people are so...
24:11I'm crazy.
24:13I do some salsa.
24:15Mm-hmm.
24:16He's a giver.
24:17Mm.
24:17Mm.
24:18How could you forget we went over that at least half of those times?
24:23I've never played golf before.
24:25It's not a part of my repertoire.
24:26And what was all that with the crazy waiter in the diner?
24:28We were in a production of hair eight years ago.
24:30How was I supposed to know we'd end up in...
24:32Where are we, anyway?
24:33Is everything okay?
24:35Yeah.
24:35As we were just talking about the mix-up of the diner.
24:39Oh, what mix-up?
24:41Well, I'm pooped.
24:42Oh, I'm pooped, too.
24:44It's not every day that we blow up a turkey around here.
24:46You know, dinner was actually kind of fun, and the Mexican food wasn't half bad.
24:51Oh, it was good.
24:52Not as good as your turkey dinner would have been.
24:54Wasn't even close.
24:56You know, if Hillary doesn't take me to the curb, maybe I'll be lucky enough to try it next year.
25:02Mm.
25:02Well, you know, I didn't want to deep-fry that turkey in the first place.
25:06Mm.
25:06But when Roy gets an idea stuck in his head...
25:10We've got stuffing, three pies, and my yam casserole,
25:16Which is always better on the second day, anyway.
25:17Mm, that is so true.
25:19You know, it's getting late.
25:21Mm-hmm.
25:21So you go to bed, get a good night's sleep, and we'll see you in the morning, okay?
25:26Yeah.
25:27Good night.
25:27Your turn to sleep on the cot.
25:32I'm sorry.
25:36No.
25:38No, it was me.
25:40I dropped the ball.
25:41And I just, I don't know why you're doing this.
25:44I mean, I know you want the tickets, but there's got to be an easier way to get to Mexico.
25:50Blyar del Carmen.
25:51It's where I met my girlfriend.
25:56Or, rather, my ex-girlfriend.
25:59I guess I thought that if I took her back to the resort where we met,
26:03And, I don't know, it might read Night the Spark or something.
26:09But I didn't have enough money for the ticket, so...
26:12Well, I'm sure it'll work.
26:13I hope so.
26:17I mean, she's kind of dating this other guy right now.
26:23But who does she call every time they break up?
26:26Me.
26:27So, obviously, she, deep down, she really doesn't want to be with him.
26:34So you're the get-back guy.
26:37What?
26:38What, man?
26:41The get-back guy?
26:42You know, the guy she calls to get back at her ex.
26:46No, I'm not that guy. He's that guy.
26:48Well, when you met her, was she seeing him?
26:49No, they just broken up.
26:51See?
26:53No, no, no. It's not like that.
26:55No, they broke up.
26:56Uh-huh.
26:57And then we met.
26:58And then we were, you know, together.
27:01Like a couple.
27:02For how long?
27:04For, you know, five weeks.
27:09And then she went back to him.
27:11Yeah, but she keeps calling me.
27:13All right.
27:14It may look like I'm the get-back guy,
27:17but I know that all she needs to do is get away from that hold he has on her,
27:24and then she can realize that what she really wants is me.
27:28Okay.
27:31Trust me.
27:32I know.
27:33She's materialistic and sentimental.
27:36So, this could work.
27:38Maybe.
27:39I mean, the ticket thing.
27:41Are you hungry?
27:44You know, I was bummed when the post closed down.
27:50That was my Sunday morning read.
27:51I love that funky rag.
27:52I know.
27:54The end of an era.
27:55So, are you going to find another gay reporting or something?
27:58I don't know.
27:59I mean, the only reason why I got that job was because my friend Sophie worked there,
28:02and I needed it, and I thought I'm very good at it.
28:05You wrote that article a few weeks back about the animal shelter, right?
28:10Yeah, that was me.
28:11Well, you must have some talent.
28:13I mean, it's thanks to you that I am now the proud owner of the same dog you were hugging in that photo.
28:18You rescued Skittles from the animal shelter because of what I wrote?
28:22Yeah.
28:23Only his name's Whiskey now.
28:25Yeah.
28:25I'm going to miss the post.
28:27Oh.
28:28I mean, I get all the news I can handle online, but I want to hold something, you know?
28:34Not just my laptop, but an actual newspaper.
28:37Yeah, I love print.
28:38Who says print is dead?
28:39Let's start a revolution.
28:40Even a print.
28:43Nice.
28:45What about you?
28:46Well, this and that cell phone gig are the only paying jobs I've had in a while.
28:50Hmm.
28:53Look at the pair of us.
28:54Dumped, unemployed, and eating sugar and carbs at midnight.
28:57Right.
28:58Oh.
29:02Who is it?
29:06I don't know.
29:08We should take this upstairs.
29:10Great idea.
29:11Only two more days to go.
29:13Lilo.
29:14Just go with it.
29:16I think we're going to totally get through this.
29:18No, but let's not pressure it up.
29:20Let's get out of here and go sightseeing or something.
29:22No plan.
29:28Wow.
29:29No.
29:30Oh, sorry.
29:31You startled me.
29:33It's beautiful.
29:35Oh, well, it will be.
29:37You do this all yourself?
29:38Every year.
29:39Um, can I help you at all?
29:41No.
29:42Oh.
29:44I'm sorry.
29:47Uh, okay.
29:49There is a wreath over there that I had designed for the mantle.
29:53Yes.
29:54Here?
29:54Pick it up very carefully, and it belongs right on the mantle in the center.
29:59Okay?
30:00Watch yourself on that ladder.
30:01Oh, I got it.
30:02Thank you, Jason.
30:06Don't worry about it.
30:08It's a little crooked.
30:10There.
30:10No, I mean, thank you for Thanksgiving, and for being such a good sport today, and thank
30:21you for loving my daughter.
30:26She loves you very much, you know.
30:31I can see it in her face.
30:33Well, uh, I love her, too, Mrs. Burns.
30:41Oh, call me Meredith.
30:43Please.
30:44Or, or Mom, if you like.
30:48Okay.
30:52Listen, uh, can I give you a hand with anything else, or?
30:55After 20-some years, I've got it down to a science.
30:59All right.
30:59I'll, uh, head up to bed, then.
31:06Good night, Jason.
31:13Good night.
31:16Good night, Mom.
31:17Hey, Hillary.
31:30Yeah.
31:32You seen this?
31:32Oh, yeah.
31:33My mom does this every year after Thanksgiving.
31:35It's her tradition.
31:36When we were little, we used to think it was elves or something.
31:38It's just the two I was looking for.
31:49I know you're only here for a few more days, but we have to find the perfect wedding dress
31:58and pick the china and the linens and the cake.
32:03Oh, I think you should go, hon.
32:04I mean, go with it.
32:07Isn't that what brides are supposed to do?
32:09Go dress shopping with their mothers?
32:11Yes, of course.
32:12Yeah.
32:12But I really think it's a good idea to go shopping on Black Friday.
32:16Let's go shopping!
32:18Let's go shopping!
32:19Yay!
32:20Yay!
32:20Yay!
32:21Yay!
32:21Yay!
32:22Yay!
32:22Yay!
32:23Yay!
32:23Yay!
32:24Yay!
32:24Yay!
32:25Yay!
32:26Yay!
32:27Yay!
32:28Yay!
32:29Yay!
32:30Yay!
32:31Yay!
32:32Yay!
32:33Û”
32:36Beautiful.
32:37Here.
32:41Hand.
32:42Here.
32:44Okay.
32:44Thanks.
32:45Ow.
32:46Mm.
32:46Are you almost ready?
32:50Oh!
32:50Oh!
32:51Oh!
32:52Oh!
32:53Oh!
32:53Health Pipes-
32:55Hillary looks beautiful!
32:55Yeah?
32:56Oh, honey, you look
32:57beautiful-
32:57You look pretty.
32:58Thank you very much.
33:00thank you oh darling i love yeah yeah so what's going on with you and jason nothing
33:12my point exactly we're two young lovers i don't see much affection no kiss no hug mom he's just
33:23not a touchy-feely guy don't worry about i just want to be able to see your marriage succeed you
33:28know most marriages fall apart first in the bedroom you know your father and i make love three times a
33:37week ah my ears are bleeding jason's a good catch a little odd and nervous i guess but i like him
33:46he's good for you pretty oh
33:57pretty oh is she getting married well yes of course i'm not oh my therapist says that i
34:04should visualize what i want and it will manifest itself well that sounds like um
34:09a very good strategy i want that dress i'll take it that's beautiful thank you nice oh ma'am
34:20ma'am that is my fiance's dress i saw it first and it's mine okay can i have you please look of your
34:26way who dress my bride
34:38just between you and i how would you advise our client to proceed if it was discovered that let's
34:43say he was getting money for selling i don't know votes i would probably advise that person to stop
34:49talking about it and definitely not telling you i'm not kidding there's no one gotcha gotcha
34:56hey so what do you like better cups or mugs i don't know i think i think we get better
35:00use out of mugs what do you think table setting for eight or twelve hillary can i talk outside for
35:05a minute you do realize we're not actually getting married right yeah yeah yeah yeah but what if
35:20jason actually did get cold feet i mean a lot of people think they want to move to pittsburgh and
35:24then and then they change their mind hey look sharp kid there is someone here to see you
35:35oh father macy what are you doing here well sweetie your wedding is in less than a month
35:40you really should have met with father macy weeks ago so i invited him over oh hi oh hello i'm father
35:49macy hi father jason so is there somewhere we could go and talk well it's a beautiful day why don't you
35:56take a walk perfect so jason you're going to marry hillary that's what they keep telling me i would like
36:03to make sure that you're both headed on the same path that you share the same ideals and beliefs for
36:09if not the marriage could suffer so jason tell me which church were you raised in well i didn't
36:18actually go to church no worries are you roman catholic no protestant lds jewish jewish
36:27well i see i'm sure you understand then that i would not be able to perform the ceremony no we
36:36i we talked about this and jason has no problem with converting actually i oh have a wonderful idea
36:43we could have jason baptized at the same time as emma well i don't know i'm trish i don't
36:47that yeah that could wow oh no way no way i'm getting that fast come on it's just a formality
36:55it's not that big a deal i'm jewish you're not that jewish what are you even talking about my
37:00my grandma turtletop would roll in her grave if she knew i was doing this my mom will be so
37:05disappointed if we don't have a wedding at her church what wedding hillary we're not really getting
37:10married oh my god i'm so sorry this is so stupid you're right this is so stupid what am i doing
37:22this is so stupid i mean here i am trying to do everything to make my mother happy and for what
37:29to set her up for my greatest disappointment ever that's so foolish to think jason is actually coming
37:35back he's not coming back i mean he's in pittsburgh he's he's happy to be rid of me here just give
37:50the voucher numbers to the airline for your tickets take them you earn them but the weekend's not even
38:01over yet please i couldn't expect you to stay when the crap hits the fan i mean god knows you've been
38:07thrown up already yeah so uh this is it engagement's off yes the engagement's off
38:19um is there a train or something i should catch yeah um you missed the 5 30 but i think there's an 11 30.
38:36one that's that's better i should probably wait to leave until after everyone's gone to bed
38:40so thanks sure
38:56well that was uh fun right yeah good luck with uh everything hope you find a spark in mexico thanks
39:10hey sis i'll call you tomorrow
39:40is that the waiter from the diner yeah stew and i dated for a couple months before mom set me up
39:49with the foot man she thought stew wasn't good enough so she worked her magic and the next thing
39:55i knew stew was out of the picture and i was engaged to pete the podiatrist is that why you
40:02haven't set a date don't get me wrong pete's a good man a little weird but good guy i just don't love
40:14him not like i love stew what's really going on you and jason jason dumped me a week ago
40:25so i hired an actor named david to play my fiance for the weekend
40:31you what wait wait okay so where did jason or david go left
40:43just
40:46i don't know it's left
40:49oh wow but you like him david you like david what i don't like david i don't even know david
41:01it's crazy like david yes there's something i have to tell you about jason he dumped me i am well
41:12aware of what's going on you are yes i saw him leaving last night oh that's just part of it that's
41:19hillary jean i have to say this sweetheart when are you going to get serious you are not a spring chicken
41:27anymore 30s in the rearview mirror and you have nothing to show for it no career no direction and
41:35now i guess no jason guess again i'm sitting in his car i thought i didn't invite him
41:40long story tell you what am i just so everyone knows for the record none of this is hillary's fault
41:50oh no okay so um aren't you two gonna kiss and make up
41:54no no go on come on
41:58should i call father macy i don't know i don't know jason no no that's fine call call him
42:25call call him i gotta this i should go unpack
42:31told you
42:34thank you
42:44hey we had a deal right
42:47so is your is your ex or whatever is she going to mexico
42:52yep
42:54well that's nice you guys should have a good time
42:56i don't know about me but i'm sure she and peggy will have a great time
43:01what do you mean
43:02she thought i was giving her the tickets
43:06she was just using me
43:09it's the story of my life always the get back guy never just the guy
43:13you know don't give her those tickets
43:15hi linds
43:20so do the tickets
43:22yeah about that um you know when i told you about these tickets i was kind of hoping that you and i
43:27would go oh my god wait till matt finds out that i'm going to mexico
43:32right can we not talk about matt maybe
43:35oh my god he's gonna be so pissed
43:37hey hi
43:39oh i'm so sorry i'm late
43:42i had to meet the caterers i had to wear dress fitting
43:46i'm sorry and you are
43:48you are lindsey
43:51lindsey
43:54lindsey david told me all about you in playa del carmen
43:59god i guess i'm lucky he's not into party girls huh
44:02did you send her an invite to our wedding
44:04wedding
44:06you didn't send her an invite
44:07it happened so fast though
44:10that's right it was just boom
44:12like that love at first sight
44:14isn't that right
44:15thank you
44:18david can i just have the tickets please
44:19david
44:22that's actually why i'm here
44:23i have to admit when he first told me about your thing in mexico i was jealous
44:28i was
44:29in the heat of the moment i told him to give the vouchers away right
44:32because it's not like we can have a honeymoon where he met some girl
44:34but then i woke up this morning and i was like
44:38no
44:39you know what the past is the past
44:41the heck with it
44:42i mean he's marrying me not you
44:44so i went online i traded in the vouchers
44:46and surprise
44:47honey wouldn't find a garment
44:49i didn't
44:49i did
44:50oh come here
44:51bye lindy
44:55oh come here
45:00i kicked Von
45:01oh
45:01what's your name
45:02okay
45:04no
45:04let's go
45:04why
45:06get a treat
45:06okay
45:08Angels we have heard on high
45:23Sweetly singing of the plains
45:29Gloria in excelsis Deo
45:59Oh, that was wonderful. Honey, I haven't heard you sing for so long. And the two of you together. Just beautiful. Just beautiful.
46:15Jason. Jason. What are you doing here?
46:22I wanted to see you.
46:24Who is it, honey?
46:27Oh. Mom, Dad. Everybody. This is Jason.
46:38Happy holidays, everybody.
46:46Mom, Mom, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that, but I didn't want to disappoint you.
46:49So you bring a total stranger into my house.
46:52I would never, ever have believed that you would be capable of doing something so despicable.
46:57What were you thinking?
46:59Peter and I are breaking up.
47:01Sorry, dude.
47:04Was there any chance you might still be a lawyer with him?
47:19No.
47:20No.
47:21Hillary, can we talk?
47:26I'm so sorry about David. I don't know. I think I might have lost my mind. I'm so confused. I don't know anything.
47:31I don't understand.
47:32I don't understand.
47:33You do?
47:34Because I don't...
47:36People do crazy things when their hearts have been broken.
47:39Besides,
47:41Arboring grudges is no way for us to start a future together.
47:44What? A future?
47:45You said I was a mistake.
47:48And I don't know if I want to move to Pittsburgh.
47:51There is no Pittsburgh.
47:54Sharpel gave the promotion to his idiot nephew.
47:56But...
47:59None of that matters anymore.
48:00Because...
48:02Because now we can be together.
48:14David?
48:16What are you doing?
48:17Actually, I was just going to go talk to Hillary.
48:19I think that's a bad idea.
48:20In fact, I'm very surprised to see that you're still here.
48:23Weren't you the one that was paid to fill Jason's shoes?
48:26And now that Jason is here,
48:28I really don't think there's any reason for you to stay.
48:32Well, I...
48:33Don't...
48:34Don't hurt Hillary's chances.
48:36Okay.
48:37No, no, no.
48:38You...
48:39You know what?
48:40You may think that Jason is the perfect son-in-law, but he's not.
48:44He walked out on Hillary.
48:46She's the one who's perfect.
48:47She's kind.
48:48And she's beautiful.
48:50And she's a gifted writer.
48:51Have you ever even read one of her articles?
48:55She can talk to this whole thing
48:57just because she's terrified of disappointing you.
49:03All she wants is to keep you happy.
49:07And Meredith,
49:09I'm sorry that I deceived you.
49:12I truly am very sorry.
49:14And it's fine if you think that Jason will make her happy.
49:17But have you ever asked Hillary what will make her happy?
49:21Have you?
49:23Have you?
49:40Kiss me.
49:41What?
49:42Kiss me.
49:43Do I really have to get this done?
49:44Kiss me like...
49:45Like the future Mrs. King.
49:47Kiss me like you love me.
49:48Hillary, I really don't think your parents asked the place for this.
49:50You two love me, right?
49:56Go for King.
49:58Bill's gonna be fine.
49:59No.
50:00Gary will get him to me.
50:02I have a question.
50:07Does...
50:08Um...
50:09Jason.
50:11The real Jason.
50:12Not the fake Jason.
50:14Does he have any other talents besides being a good lawyer?
50:18What do you mean?
50:20Can you rig a turkey?
50:21Maybe play a tune?
50:23Jason?
50:25I don't think so.
50:27What do you make you?
50:28Sing?
50:29Like you did earlier tonight?
50:35You know, I know it doesn't seem like it.
50:38But your mother really just wants you to be happy.
50:41Maybe it's time you...
50:43Told her what you want.
50:45If you know what you want.
50:47Mom.
50:49Oh Hillary.
50:52I'm so sorry honey.
50:55You sent all these beautiful articles and...
50:59I'm sorry I didn't read them.
51:01You've always been a gifted writer.
51:03And...
51:04And all of those wonderful things that...
51:06David yelled at me.
51:08Do you...
51:10Love...
51:11Jason?
51:12Not...
51:13I mean...
51:14The real Jason.
51:15Oh I know you mean.
51:20No.
51:25You think I hate him.
51:27Me too.
51:31Do you love David?
51:37He did.
51:38I've got to buy you a car.
51:39Thanks.
51:40I have four copies right...
51:41What?
51:42You say my car?
51:43Hillary, what?
51:44Are you...
51:45Where are you going?
51:46Where are you going?
51:47Where are you going?
51:48Where are you going?
51:49Where are you going?
51:50Where are you going?
51:51Where are you going?
51:53Where are you going?
51:55I gotta buy your car.
52:00Thanks.
52:02Now, I have four copies, right?
52:05What?
52:06You say my car?
52:08Hillary, what?
52:10Where are you going?
52:25I'll call you a cab.
52:38Hi.
52:40How did you...
52:41I borrowed Jason's car.
52:45You and Jason...
52:47Nope.
52:48Jason is a total jerk, you're right.
52:50And a big mistake.
52:52Huge mistake.
52:55Huge mistake.
52:57Okay.
52:59You're here now.
53:02You're here.
53:03Mm-hmm.
53:05Mm-hmm.
53:07What does that make me?
53:09Not a mistake.
53:25I'm not a mistake.
53:27I pride.
53:28I believe it's no longer.
53:29I Beauty.
53:30Mm-hmm.
53:30In my opinion, I don't know.
53:31I've got my behalf.
53:32I hope you're wrong.
53:32I love you.
53:33Do it in my opinion.
53:34I love you.
53:34I love you.
53:34Sure you got me the best.
53:35I love you.
53:35I love you, too.
53:36Yeah, right.
53:36I love you.
53:36I love you.
53:39Yeah, I love you.
53:40I love you.
53:41I love you, too.
53:41I love you.
53:42I love you.
53:42And I love you.
53:43I love you.
53:44I love you.
53:45I love you.
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