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Ceo's Baby Mama Secretary
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00:00Boss! Your sperm stored at the bank was stolen by Miss Vance for artificial insemination!
00:25What? I'm pregnant?
00:27Yes. Congratulations.
00:29You're not sick. It's very normal to feel dizzy and nauseous because of the pregnancy.
00:35How is this possible? I've never even slept with someone. How could I be pregnant?
00:38If you decide you don't want to keep the baby, I can help schedule a termination procedure for you.
00:45I'll have to think about it.
00:52Did you find Miss Vance yet?
00:54Not yet. She's probably hiding from you.
00:56Keep looking.
00:58Yes, sir.
00:59Oh my god. How am I supposed to explain this to Danny?
01:03We're getting married next month and now I'm pregnant?
01:06I don't even know who the father is!
01:08Not yet.
01:09I don't even know who the father is.
01:10Wait!
01:11Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
01:12Shhhhhhhhhh.
01:13Shhhhhh...
01:29Shit! I don't even have enough money to pay for an abortion!
01:33Why does she look so familiar?
01:44Goddamn OCD.
02:00You asshole!
02:03There was a thread!
02:04Oh, that's a really lame excuse, you pervert!
02:07That's not the type of guy that I am.
02:08Explain it to the police!
02:11Wait, you don't know who I am, do you?
02:21Shit! He's the new CEO!
02:28What the?
02:29What the?
02:35Oh, thank goodness.
02:37The doctor said you just fainted in an elevator. I'm so worried.
02:41I'm fine.
02:43Thank goodness.
02:50Mr. Vanderbilt.
02:52I'm so sorry.
02:54Oh, something, please.
02:55Don't move, you're pregnant.
02:57What?
02:59Danny, it's not what you think.
03:02Test results shows she's one month long.
03:06So she's pregnant?
03:08Are you kidding me?
03:10You dirty slut!
03:12You wouldn't even let me touch you and you're going around fucking other men!
03:16You bitch!
03:17Who the fuck are you?
03:19Don't you lay a fucking hand on her.
03:21So you're the fucker that knocked her up!
03:24Choose your words carefully.
03:27You'll pay for this!
03:28You okay?
03:29I swear I've never been with anyone.
03:42The premier will check.
03:43I'll check.
03:44You'll pay for this.
03:50You okay?
03:51I swear I've never been with anyone.
03:55The premier I'll check.
03:59What?
04:01You put the sperm into someone else?
04:03It was all my fault. I didn't double check the name I thought it was you.
04:07You idiot!
04:08You have ruined everything for me!
04:11I'm so sorry.
04:13I'll do whatever you say.
04:15Take it down your grave or I will end your career.
04:21Give me the woman's information.
04:30Jasmine Thompson.
04:38Finn!
04:39Lyra!
04:40Do you actually have my baby inside you?
04:44Of course.
04:45The doctor said that I was one month pregnant.
04:48The baby is perfectly healthy.
04:52Who the hell is she, Finn?
04:58Who the hell is she, Finn?
05:00I was just feeling a little light-headed this gentleman was helping me.
05:07I can take it from here.
05:14Jasmine Thompson.
05:17Please, have a seat.
05:18She is Jasmine Thompson.
05:19You stole my sperm?
05:20I love you so much, Finn.
05:21I wanted to have your baby.
05:22And this is what Mrs. Vanderbilt has always wanted, right?
05:24Stop blaming Lyra, Finn.
05:26It's not her fault.
05:27You almost died in the mountains three years ago, and you're the only heir to our family.
05:28We had no choice but to bank your sperm.
05:29Everyone knows you two have a thing.
05:30Why don't you just be a family and have a kid?
05:31Hmm?
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06:17This is Vanderbilt.
06:21Don't worry, Mira.
06:22I will make sure you get the best care you can get to bring this child into the world.
06:34I will make sure that bitch loses his child.
06:41I'm really sorry.
06:43I mixed up the names.
06:44I artificially inseminated you.
06:49Who's the father?
06:51The sperm was from an anonymous donor.
06:54We don't know who he is.
07:01If you don't want to keep the child, you can terminate the pregnancy.
07:05I'll take full responsibility and pay for it.
07:08What am I supposed to do about this pregnancy?
07:11Everything's such a mess.
07:14Just behave.
07:18Do everything I say or you're fucking dead.
07:24Please don't hurt me.
07:25I don't have any money, but I'll give you everything I have.
07:28Such a beauty.
07:32What a pity.
07:35Do whatever you want with her.
07:37Just make sure she loses the baby.
07:49I'm pregnant.
07:49Well, that'll just make it even more exciting.
08:02You fucking bitch.
08:04Now you're dead.
08:06Leave her alone.
08:15Leave her alone.
08:19You okay?
08:34Do you know this man?
08:37No.
08:38Take him to the place.
08:39Yes, sir.
08:40What are you doing here?
08:43Just trying to go to work.
08:46Shit, I'm already late.
08:47I'm not going to die.
08:47I don't know.
08:53These are the financial reports from the last quarter.
09:08Mr. hand it off.
09:10Thanks.
09:10Keith!
09:31Yes, sir.
09:32Keith, please reassign Ellie to PR.
09:35I need my employees to work for me, not throw themselves at me.
09:38Yes, sir.
09:39But, Mr. Vanderbilt, I look up to you so much, and I only want to be your secretary.
09:45Well, then get one.
10:02Bring me Jasmine. She can be my secretary.
10:05Trying to seduce the CEO.
10:10Who does she think she is?
10:12She'll make a perfect ornament in the PR department.
10:18How did that little bitch even get to be Mr. Vanderbilt's secretary?
10:23Who knows?
10:23She sucks at work.
10:26But she might be good at sucking something else.
10:32Shit!
10:34I lost my glasses.
10:43Mr. Vanderbilt?
10:44I'm sorry. I didn't have my glasses on. I couldn't see you.
10:51It's okay. It's payback for when I touched your butt.
11:00Mr. Vanderbilt. I'm sorry. I didn't have my glasses on. I couldn't see you.
11:14It's okay. It's payback for when I touched your butt.
11:18Sorry about that.
11:19Do you know why I made you my secretary, Jasmine?
11:24Um, yeah.
11:27Because I'm a workaholic.
11:29And I will respect your boundaries.
11:32How's the baby?
11:36Baby's fine.
11:38But
11:38I think I am going to get an abortion.
11:42Well, if you do, you can
11:47take a week off.
11:52Can you drive?
11:53I can.
11:54You'll be my driver tonight.
11:55Keith's busy.
11:57Okay.
12:06The Monet Hotel is a really nice dessert bar.
12:09Treat yourself.
12:10Order whatever you like.
12:12Oh, thanks.
12:16The boss isn't as cool as people say.
12:29Thank you, boss, for the treat.
12:36Mmm.
12:38Oh, it just melts in the mouth.
12:39Expensive stuff really does taste better.
12:43Hm.
12:46What do you say we get
12:47presidential sweeper tonight?
12:49Ooh.
12:50Danny?
12:53Danny?
12:57And Linda?
12:59What are you doing here?
13:01Trying to get laid with your fuck buddy?
13:03Behave anybody here like pregnant women?
13:09Have you been cheating on me this whole time?
13:12Long before you did.
13:14Bitch.
13:16Can't believe you actually dated her, Danny.
13:18She was such a joke in high school and it looks like she still is.
13:21you've been cheating on me this whole time why did you humiliate and hit me at the hospital
13:28because you're a two-faced slut you wouldn't let me lay a finger on you acting like a saint
13:33while you fucked around behind my back oh really i had no idea she was such a slut under that
13:40tragic outfit i told you it was a mistake no who fucking cares let's be honest i never liked you
13:49you are nothing more than a cash cow to me my only regret is i didn't fuck you when i had the chance
13:56what a waste that cake deserves better than a piece of shit like you
14:16you bitch
14:18how dare you touch my girlfriend girlfriend
14:32boss your sperm stored at the bank was stolen by miss vance for artificial insemination
14:57what i'm pregnant yes congratulations you're not sick it's very normal to feel dizzy and
15:06nauseous because of the pregnancy how is this possible i've never even slept with someone
15:10how could i be pregnant if you decide you don't want to keep the baby i can help schedule a
15:16termination procedure for you i'll have to think about it
15:20did you find miss vance yet not yet she's probably hiding from me keep looking yes sir
15:32oh my god how am i supposed to explain this to danny we're getting married next month and
15:38now i'm pregnant i don't even know who the father is
15:45i don't even have enough money to pay for an abortion why does she look so familiar
16:07god damn ocd
16:14god damn ocd
16:28you asshole there was a thread oh that's a really lame excuse you pervert that's not
16:40the type of guy that i am explain it to the police wait you don't know who i am do you
16:46what are you oh thank goodness the doctor said you just fainted in an elevator i'm so worried
17:14i'm fine thank goodness
17:21mr vanderbilt
17:25i'm so sorry
17:27oh something please don't move you're pregnant
17:29what
17:31uh 10
17:33uh 10
17:34one month long
17:36so she's pregnant
17:38are you kidding me
17:40you dirty slut
17:42you wouldn't even let me touch you and you're going around fucking up
17:49who the fuck are you
17:53don't you have
17:55fucker that knocked her up
17:57what
18:10You okay?
18:15The premiere I'll check.
18:19What?
18:20You put the sperm into someone else?
18:22I... it was all my fault. I didn't double check the name. I thought it was you.
18:26You idiot!
18:28You have ruined everything for me!
18:31Take them to your grave or I will end your career.
18:37Give me the woman's information.
18:40Jasmine Thompson.
18:51Finn!
18:52Lyra!
18:55Do you actually have my baby inside you?
18:57Of course!
18:58The doctor said that I was one month pregnant.
19:01The baby is perfectly healthy.
19:06Who the hell is she, Finn?
19:07I was just feeling a little lightheaded. This gentleman was helping me.
19:14I can take it from here.
19:21Jasmine Seed.
19:22You stole my sperm?
19:31Maybe.
19:33And this is what Mrs. Vanderbilt has always wanted, right?
19:36Stop blaming Lyra Finn. It's not her fault. You almost died in the mountains three years of choice but to bank your sperm.
19:44Everyone knows you two have a thing. Why don't you just be a family and have a kid?
19:54We're not a...
19:56Get rid of it.
19:58Over my dead body.
19:59Over my dead body.
20:00As long as I'm alive, this child stays.
20:02Mother, you have no say over my wife.
20:04Don't worry, Nira.
20:06I will make sure you get the best care you can get to bring this child into the world.
20:10I will make sure that bitch loses his child.
20:22I artificially inseminated you.
20:27Who's the father?
20:29The sperm was from an anonymous donor. We don't know who he is.
20:32If you don't want to keep the child, what am I supposed to do about this pregnancy?
20:43Everything's such a mess.
20:48Just behave.
20:50Do everything I say or you're fucking dead.
20:56Please don't hurt me. I don't have any mu-
20:59Such a beauty.
21:00This is the baby.
21:10Please. I'm pregnant.
21:12Well, that'll just make it even more exciting.
21:24You fucking bitch.
21:27Now you're dead.
21:30Leave her alone.
21:35Leave her alone.
21:37Leave her alone.
21:39You okay?
21:55Do you know this man?
21:56No.
21:58Take him to the place.
21:59Yes, sir.
22:00What are you doing here?
22:01I'm just trying to go to work.
22:05Shit, I'm already late.
22:06I'm already late.
22:25These are the financial reports from my supporter, Mr. Vanderbilt.
22:28Mr. Vanderbilt.
22:29Thanks.
22:41Keith!
22:45Yes, sir.
22:46Keith, please reassign Ellie to PR.
22:48I need my employees to work for me, not throw themselves at me.
22:52Yes, sir.
22:54But Mr. Vanderbilt!
22:55I look up to you so much, and I only want to be your secretary.
22:58Well, then get in line.
22:59Bring me Jasmine.
23:00She can be my secretary.
23:01Trying to seduce the CEO.
23:03Who does she think she is?
23:04She'll make a perfect ornament in the-
23:05How did that little bitch even be good at sucking something else?
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23:33No...
23:34Shit!
23:35I lost my glasses.
23:45Mr. Vanderbilt?
23:50Ready to work?
24:02Mr. Fender.
24:10Payback for when I touched your butt.
24:13Sorry about that.
24:14Do you know why I made you my secretary?
24:16I will respect your boundaries.
24:20Ruby's fine.
24:22I'm going to get an abortion.
24:26Can you drive?
24:27I can.
24:28Okay.
24:32The Monet Hotel is a really nice dessert bar.
24:37Oh, thanks.
24:40We'll say.
24:45Thank you, boss, for the treat.
24:51Melts in the mouth.
24:54Expensive stuff really does taste better.
24:56What do you say we get presidential sweeper tonight?
25:03Hmm.
25:04Danny?
25:06Danny?
25:07Fuck, buddy.
25:08Hey, anybody here like pre-
25:10Have you been cheating on me this whole time?
25:13Long before you did, bitch.
25:17I can't believe you've actually dated her.
25:19Have you been cheating on me this whole time?
25:21Why did you humiliate-
25:22Acting like a saint while you fucked around behind my back?
25:26Oh, really?
25:28I had no idea she was such a slut under that tragic outfit.
25:31The regret is I didn't fuck you when I had the chance.
25:36Whoa.
25:39What a waste.
25:41That cake deserves better than a-
25:43How dare you touch my girlfriend?
25:51Girlfriend?
25:51Boss, your sperm stored at the bank was stolen by Miss Vance for artificial insemination.
26:12What?
26:12I'm pregnant?
26:14Yes.
26:15Congratulations.
26:16And nauseous because of the pregnancy.
26:18How is you?
26:20I'll have to think about it.
26:28You're fine.
26:28Keep walking.
26:30Yes, sir.
26:31Oh, my God.
26:32How am I supposed to explain this to Danny?
26:34We're getting married next month, and now I'm pregnant?
26:37I don't even know who the father is.
26:58There was a thread.
26:59Oh, that's a really lame-
27:01Honey, oh, thank goodness.
27:05The doctor said you just fainted in an elevator.
27:08I'm so worried.
27:09I'm fine.
27:10Oh, thank goodness.
27:13No.
27:15I'm so sorry.
27:17Oh, Miss Thompson, please.
27:18Don't move.
27:18You're pregnant.
27:19What?
27:22Danny, it's not what you think.
27:23The test result shows she's one month's long.
27:26So she's pregnant?
27:30Are you kidding me?
27:32You dirty slut!
27:34You wouldn't even let me touch you when you're going around fuck-
27:37Who the fuck are you?
27:42Don't you lay a fucking hand on her.
27:46Choose your words carefully.
27:49You're-
27:55The premarital.
27:58What?
27:59You put the sperm into someone.
28:01You have ruined everything for me!
28:04I'm so sorry.
28:05I'll do whatever you say.
28:07Take this to your grave,
28:10or I will end your career.
28:13Give me the woman's information.
28:16Jasmine Thompson.
28:17Finn.
28:25Lyra.
28:28Do you actually have my baby inside you?
28:31Of course.
28:32The doctor said that I was one month pregnant.
28:35The baby is perfectly healthy.
28:39Who the hell is she, Finn?
28:41I was just feeling a little lightheaded.
28:46I'm going to have your baby.
28:48And this is what-
28:49Oh, blaming Lyra Finn.
28:51It's not years ago,
28:53and you're the only heir to our family.
28:54We had no-
28:55Everyone knows you two have a-
28:58A thing.
28:59Why don't you just be a family and have a kid?
29:03We're not a thing, okay?
29:05I have no feelings for her.
29:07Your child is in her belly.
29:08What would you expect her to do?
29:09Get rid of it.
29:13Over my dead body.
29:15As long as I'm a-
29:16This is Vanderbilt.
29:20Don't worry, Lyra.
29:21I will make sure you get the best care you can get to bring this child into-
29:25I will make sure-
29:28I'm really sorry.
29:30I mixed up in-
29:31I'll take full responsibility and pay for it.
29:37What am I supposed to do about this pregnancy?
29:41Please don't hurt me.
29:42I-I don't have any money, but I'll give you everything I have.
29:45Such a beauty.
29:52Well, that'll just make it even more exciting.
30:00Oh, you're dead.
30:05Leave her alone.
30:07Leave her alone.
30:13You okay?
30:15Take him to the police.
30:17Yes, sir.
30:18What are you doing here?
30:20Just trying to go to work.
30:37These are the financial records from last quarter.
30:40Sir, I'm your mom.
30:42Thanks.
30:45Yes, sir.
30:55Keith, please reassign Ellie to PR.
30:58I need my employees to work for me, not throw themselves at me.
31:01Yes, sir.
31:03But Mr. Vanderbilt, secretary.
31:05Well, then get in line.
31:06Bring me Jasmine.
31:17She can be my secretary.
31:19Trying to seduce the CEO.
31:21Who does she think she is?
31:23She'll make a perfect ornament in the PR department.
31:26Who does she even get to be Mr. Vanderbilt's secretary?
31:31Who knows?
31:32She sucks at work.
31:33She sucks at work, which is...
31:35Mr. Vanderbilt, I'm sorry.
31:45Mr. Vanderbilt, I'm sorry.
32:01I'm sorry.
32:02It's payback for when I touched your butt.
32:04Sorry about that.
32:06Do you know why I made you my...
32:07Um, yeah.
32:10Because I'm a workaholic.
32:13And I will respect your boundaries.
32:16How's the baby?
32:20Baby's fine.
32:23Can you drive?
32:25I can.
32:26You'll be my driver tonight.
32:27Keith's busy.
32:28Okay.
32:31The Monet Hotel is a really nice dessert party.
32:35Oh, thanks.
32:37What does people say?
32:46Thank you, boss, for the treat.
32:52Oh, it just melts in the mouth.
32:54Expensive s***.
32:57What do you say we get presidential sweeper tonight?
33:01Danny?
33:05And Linda?
33:07You're a f*** buddy.
33:08Hey, anybody here...
33:10Have you been cheating on me this whole time?
33:13Looks like she still is.
33:16Humiliate and hit me at the hospital.
33:18Because you're a two-feet f***.
33:19No, who f***ing cares?
33:22Pants.
33:22Better than a piece of s*** like you.
33:37You b***h.
33:38What a waste.
33:56That cake deserves f***.
33:57How dare you touch my girlfriend?
34:00Girlfriend?
34:00Girlfriend?
34:00This is thegel's T Compress.
34:01No, who's a Woj m
34:03or YouTube?
34:04Harrison.
34:04Don't care.
34:05Give her a quick one.
34:05That's amazing.
34:06It's just a good joke in there.
34:07Happy Thanksgiving.
34:07That me really is something to essaie
34:10You can have honestly be the best.
34:13Don't fight.
34:13Please be with me.
34:14I'm just wondering if it is someone listening to me.
34:17What a waste.
34:18It has been here.
34:19LoT Sales?
34:20It digs her family.
34:20It's all alerted and Ber
34:21my message to search.
34:22Here's the best way you see.
34:23The other day is coming to text,
34:25can talk about your kitchen.
34:25There's going to go as many things to where you think about it.
34:26Let's go how bad at home.