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00:00:00and so for begging you you are the heir to the Quinn corporation if you plead
00:00:06guilty you'll get off with a slap on the wrist I can do anything for you I don't
00:00:10have the money you just grab my dad's checkbook I'm going to spend your
00:00:13family's fortune with the man of my dreams while you rot in jail no no no no
00:00:19stop come on please why why stop stop since her regards I can't believe this
00:00:28this is the woman I thought I loved if I could go back in time I would make
00:00:32Stella pay did this thing take me back in time I'll figure out a way to get you
00:00:37out you're always by my side and I'll never ignore you again now I can get
00:00:43revenge from now on they are not to use a single thing that the Quinn family wants
00:00:48let them see how it feels to be controlled I want her to suffer like she made me
00:00:53suffer
00:00:58oh my god oh um Stella can you please fill this car down you know according to the
00:01:08California Motor Department of Vehicles Christ why'd you bring this fucking loser he's
00:01:12really killing my life if I don't keep him on a leash then we don't get his daddy's fancy car
00:01:15if I flake then we get to ride and left with luxury
00:01:18savage god I love you no no don't please
00:01:21relax Enzo I'm just having a little fun I thought you liked having fun with me
00:01:30no I do I do seriously it was just you know we need a
00:01:36what did I do what was that did I just kill someone oh wake up no no no no you didn't do this
00:01:51this car is technically in Enzo's name so actually it's on him
00:01:56what no no I wasn't the one driving yeah but you let a drunk miner behind the wheel
00:02:03so this is your fault no no no no please you are the heir to the Quinn corporation if
00:02:09you plead guilty you'll get off with a slap on the wrist
00:02:11meanwhile I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur a low-class nobody
00:02:18they'll take me to jail and then I'll never see you again
00:02:21yeah dude what kind of man lets a girl take the fall
00:02:24Enzo I'm begging you I know how you feel about me
00:02:27I'll make it worth your while once you're free and then we can finally be together
00:02:31how does that sound
00:02:38okay I'll do it wait for me I'll be back okay we have to go
00:02:46I'd love to but I don't have the money right now oh you know that's okay you can just grab my dad's checkbook all right
00:02:53here it's in the safe find a painting in the closet the code is zero eight one four and he's going to business
00:03:00trip so I shouldn't notice perfect don't tell anyone about it all right the account is linked to my father's trust
00:03:07which has billions of dollars so it's basically a blank checkbook
00:03:14you don't say
00:03:16Tony the code is zero eight one four
00:03:23write yourself a check for however much you want this moron basically said it's a bottomless well
00:03:30what are you talking about still what are you doing right now
00:03:37don't look at me like that you offered to help
00:03:39because I'd do anything for you I gave your father a job I let you both move in with me I paid you I fed you
00:03:46still I'm in love with you
00:04:07how sweet but I'd rather die than be caught with a fugly weak nerd like yourself your family might be rich but your social suicide
00:04:14social suicide i hope you'll excuse me i'm going to spend your family's fortune with a man of my
00:04:20dreams while you brought in jail goodbye no please why why why stella enzo quinn heir to the quinn
00:04:32fortune has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter facing a 10-year sentence quinn
00:04:37will be held in a juvenile enzo give me a second please please give me a second please
00:04:45i didn't do it i didn't do it okay you have to blame i know of course you didn't this isn't
00:04:50you just give me some time my dad's lawyer i'll figure out a way to get you out
00:04:56i i knew i never even give you the time of day i was a jerk to you why would you help me
00:05:02well when you love someone you don't need a reason here just take this okay
00:05:09that's enough let's go i'll prove you're innocent enzo i'll leave no stone unturned
00:05:17i should have noticed you hi i should have been there for you let's go
00:05:20that little tramp
00:05:32what a fucking simp what should we buy first a new getaway car no we need to be smart about this
00:05:38that troll lily's already sniffing around dead set on freeing her little romeo
00:05:44shit and enzo already knows it's us as soon as he tips her off
00:05:48then we'll just have to make him disappear how do we do that babe we have all the money in the world
00:05:56we'll just pay someone to do it no no no no no please please no no no no stella sends her regards
00:06:13i
00:06:26I'm so sorry, Lily.
00:06:29If I could go back and die, I would cherish every moment with you.
00:06:34And I would make Stella pay.
00:06:56Are you feeling okay?
00:07:20You just fainted while we were studying.
00:07:21Studying?
00:07:22Five, seven, one.
00:07:34Enzo, what's wrong?
00:07:37Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
00:07:40It's the 30th of August.
00:07:42The season just started.
00:07:43Is everything okay?
00:07:49Holy shit!
00:07:51Did this thing take me back in time?
00:07:52There's no blood and no scar.
00:08:05I've been given another chance to make things right.
00:08:08What the hell, Tony?
00:08:09You could have broken his nose.
00:08:11Oh, chill out.
00:08:12Come on, I barely tapped him.
00:08:14Besides, the broken nose would only improve his face.
00:08:16I'm fine, Lily.
00:08:17I'm fine.
00:08:18You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
00:08:20What did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?
00:08:27Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.
00:08:31No.
00:08:32They know where they stand on the food chain.
00:08:34Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
00:08:37Stella, send her regards.
00:08:40I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch destroyed my life and tried to end it.
00:08:46After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion, she took
00:08:51me for granted.
00:08:52But now, if I can get revenge.
00:08:58Stella, is your little lap dog going to obey?
00:09:00What?
00:09:01No, he's literally obsessed with me.
00:09:03He does whatever I say.
00:09:05Watch.
00:09:06Enzo, forget about Tony.
00:09:09Why don't you look at me a soda?
00:09:10That's so hot out here, and is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
00:09:16Sure.
00:09:18Stella, anything for you.
00:09:20Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger.
00:09:22You've never seen a guy so down bad before.
00:09:25I know, he's so cringe.
00:09:26He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
00:09:29I give his life purpose.
00:09:31I consider him a charity case.
00:09:33Shh.
00:09:33He's coming back.
00:09:34He's practically drooling like a dog.
00:09:36Careful, he might start umping your leg.
00:09:38What took you so long?
00:09:41No wonder you're not on the football team.
00:09:46Give it to me.
00:09:53Here.
00:09:55Must be thirsty.
00:09:59Here.
00:10:00Must be thirsty.
00:10:02Thanks, Enzo.
00:10:03Whoa.
00:10:04I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.
00:10:06Stella.
00:10:07You're going to let him play you like that?
00:10:09What are you doing?
00:10:10That was for me.
00:10:11No.
00:10:11I actually bought it with my own money, so I can give it to whoever I want.
00:10:14Are you on your last brain cell?
00:10:16Who do you think you're talking to?
00:10:18Who do you think you're talking to?
00:10:19Hmm?
00:10:19Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune when
00:10:24you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
00:10:28Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
00:10:32What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
00:10:36Oh, is that what she said?
00:10:37Fine.
00:10:39Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
00:10:43Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
00:10:46Hey, leave him alone.
00:10:47Aww, they're protecting each other.
00:10:51Just like stray dogs at the pound.
00:10:54Tony, save your energy.
00:10:56Just let me talk to him.
00:11:02Listen, I don't know if it's because of Tony or what, but if you expose me, I'll never
00:11:06speak to you again.
00:11:07And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?
00:11:11Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:11:16Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:11:20I can't just cut her off now.
00:11:22If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer, I need to draw this out.
00:11:28You're right.
00:11:30I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
00:11:35I knew it.
00:11:36You never could resist me.
00:11:38This isn't how to get my attention.
00:11:41I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
00:11:45Think you can do that?
00:11:47Of course.
00:11:48Good.
00:11:49Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and pick up my drive cleaning and wax my Cadillac, then
00:11:55maybe I'll forgive you.
00:11:59And fuck it up.
00:12:01She'll make you lick her shoes.
00:12:03Oh, you're just feeling his wet dreams.
00:12:06Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.
00:12:08I'm going to get a jinx on the big game.
00:12:10Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.
00:12:14My treat.
00:12:15Every meal there's like $200.
00:12:17You want, like that's expensive?
00:12:19Invite everybody.
00:12:20Let's make it a party.
00:12:22Except for you two, because they have a dress code.
00:12:25And I don't think you'd get in.
00:12:28Stella's such a snake.
00:12:36After everything you've done for her, she's going to humiliate you for being her servant's
00:12:39son.
00:12:43Sorry.
00:12:44I shouldn't have said anything.
00:12:45I know you like her.
00:12:46Nope.
00:12:53She means nothing to me now.
00:12:59I never realized that you're always by my side and I will never ignore you again.
00:13:06Do you mean it?
00:13:08I promise.
00:13:08Lily.
00:13:17Hey.
00:13:19How many times have I just had this mouth breather?
00:13:21I don't drink milk.
00:13:22And why would I care about that?
00:13:24I got this tray for Lily.
00:13:26Are you just making me jealous?
00:13:27This is payback for Tony.
00:13:28Definitely payback of some kind.
00:13:30He's just like a lap dog.
00:13:32Just begging for her crumbs.
00:13:33I could have any guy that I want.
00:13:36You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.
00:13:39Oh, yeah?
00:13:39Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you.
00:13:42Around that street corner where you work.
00:13:45You want to say that again?
00:13:53You guys, come on.
00:13:54Stop.
00:13:55It's going too far.
00:13:57If you don't want to end up like your freak friend, I suggest you keep your trap shut.
00:14:00All right, guys.
00:14:01Bring your leftovers over here.
00:14:03I'm worried this bait of cuck doesn't get enough to eat at night.
00:14:08Tony, come on.
00:14:09Stop it.
00:14:10What's the matter?
00:14:10I strike a nerve?
00:14:15This little lap dog can bite, huh?
00:14:17Get him, Tony.
00:14:18I'll pay for his medical bill later.
00:14:25There's a limit to my patience.
00:14:27Tony, people are...
00:14:28I'll watch it.
00:14:29I'll watch it.
00:14:33What are you, some kind of fucking edgelord now?
00:14:38Come on, then.
00:14:39Fight back.
00:14:40You're a pussy.
00:14:41A nobody.
00:14:42Bitch son of a broke servant.
00:14:44Oh, fuck!
00:14:48If you think fighting's going to get my attention, you're pathetic.
00:14:53Oh, no.
00:14:53I am not fighting for you.
00:14:55Hey, what is going on here?
00:14:57Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:59Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:15:00I'm fine.
00:15:01I'm fine.
00:15:01Principal Harris, Enzo started it.
00:15:03It's his fault.
00:15:04I don't care who started it.
00:15:05All involved will be punished.
00:15:08Including you, little miss...
00:15:10Stella Quinn.
00:15:12As in, heir to the Quinn Corporation?
00:15:15You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.
00:15:19You mean, your family is the anonymous donor that gave $100 million to the school?
00:15:24Yep, I am.
00:15:25If that little simp wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.
00:15:31That two-faced bitch.
00:15:33Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity.
00:15:36Fine.
00:15:37She can dig herself into a pit of lies.
00:15:39It'll feel even better to watch her fall.
00:15:43Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly?
00:15:48Listen, young man.
00:15:50This is grounds for expulsion.
00:15:51I'm going to call your parents right now.
00:15:53We didn't do any...
00:15:53No, no, no, no, Lily.
00:15:54Lily, this is unacceptable.
00:15:56You're right.
00:15:57We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.
00:16:00Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.
00:16:03I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is picking fights with their daughter.
00:16:07Nice one, Enzo.
00:16:08How are you going to get your family thrown out on the streets?
00:16:10That's okay.
00:16:11They're used to tents and park benches.
00:16:13No, yeah, why don't I just call my dad right now to smooth things over?
00:16:18If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined.
00:16:21Everyone will know I'm not the real heir.
00:16:22I can't let that happen.
00:16:24I'll save you the suffering if you apologize in front of everyone.
00:16:28I'll forgive you for this little misstep.
00:16:30Stella, why are you acting nervous?
00:16:33Isn't he the son of your servant?
00:16:34Stella, make this punk suffer.
00:16:38Enzo knows what he did wrong.
00:16:39And my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.
00:16:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:45I have not learned my lesson.
00:16:46You should get my dad here immediately to settle this.
00:16:49Can you just drop it?
00:16:50Stop playing this out just to get my attention.
00:16:53I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.
00:16:57I'm going to leave.
00:16:57Come on.
00:17:01Come on.
00:17:02You okay?
00:17:03Do you need to say anything?
00:17:04I'm fine.
00:17:04You okay?
00:17:05Yeah.
00:17:06The cracks in her stories are already starting to show.
00:17:09Yo, look at that beauty.
00:17:14Sex on wheels.
00:17:15I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.
00:17:17I've seen her get in it before.
00:17:19If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would notice me.
00:17:21Okay, if you're that desperate, then I might know a guy.
00:17:29Hey, unlock the door, man.
00:17:34Hey.
00:17:36Kevin, what are you doing, man?
00:17:37I said unlock the door.
00:17:39I don't have time to drive you home today.
00:17:44I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.
00:17:47Hey.
00:17:48Hey.
00:17:48No, excuse me.
00:17:50Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.
00:17:52Watch your tone, kid.
00:17:53I know you've been pining after my daughter.
00:17:56You want to get with her.
00:17:58I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.
00:18:02Besides, you two seem more suited for the bus.
00:18:05Anyway.
00:18:08Kevin, what?
00:18:09I'm not messing around.
00:18:10Open the door.
00:18:11God, he's shameless.
00:18:13Hey, guys.
00:18:15You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?
00:18:16Here he is.
00:18:17A penniless fucking driver.
00:18:18Keep fluffing.
00:18:20We all know you're going to start wagging your tail the moment Stella shows up.
00:18:24Oh, yeah, right.
00:18:25I totally forgot.
00:18:26I'm so madly in love with her.
00:18:27I'm so madly in love with her.
00:18:30That's right.
00:18:31No matter how rich you are, as long as you keep groveling at my daughter's feet, she'll eventually
00:18:37replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:18:40Yeah, I forgot.
00:18:43I'm so madly in love with her.
00:18:48Kevin, I'll say this one more time.
00:18:51Open this door or I'd be happy to call my father that you don't know who the big boss is, okay?
00:18:57Everyone is replaceable.
00:18:58What's up with this kid today?
00:19:01He's got more attitude than usual.
00:19:03Great timing, Stella.
00:19:04Your stalker and his raggedy girlfriend were trying to hitch a ride.
00:19:08Well, here comes Stella.
00:19:10She can teach this sucker a lesson.
00:19:13Oh, no.
00:19:14It looks like we don't have room for you guys today.
00:19:16Oh, since I'm so giving.
00:19:19Here's some bus fare.
00:19:23You know, Stella, I really underestimated you.
00:19:25How'd a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat?
00:19:28You want a repeat of the cafeteria, buddy?
00:19:30Seriously, Enzo, I just forgave you for what happened earlier.
00:19:34If this is your big attempt at getting my attention, newsflash, Enzo, I'm not going to fall for your little tantrum.
00:19:41Oh, yeah?
00:19:41Let's see who really throws a tantrum when they find out who owns the car, huh?
00:19:45Tony, open the door.
00:19:49Have fun with your fugly church mounts, busboy.
00:19:55Open the door!
00:19:59Hey, look, it's fine.
00:20:00I can make my own way home.
00:20:01It's fine.
00:20:02No!
00:20:02From now on, I'm going to start taking care of you, okay?
00:20:05Beginning with this.
00:20:11Dad, it's time to exterminate some pests.
00:20:14Dude, you can stop pretending, man.
00:20:17They're already gone.
00:20:19You and your little virgin friend can go hurry up before you miss the bus.
00:20:22God, Lily, are you brain dead?
00:20:24Or really just that desperate you'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys?
00:20:29Come on, Lily, stop.
00:20:31Look at the meant for each other.
00:20:33Like bacneum body odor.
00:20:35Keep laughing, guys.
00:20:38Any moment now, you're going to find out who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation.
00:20:41Stop pretending, man.
00:20:43We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart.
00:20:47What a moron.
00:20:49If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little simp, she'd continue to pay your way.
00:20:54Aw, instead you went and spazzed out.
00:20:56And you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.
00:20:58The only person who's going to regret anything today will be Stella.
00:21:05Just you wait.
00:21:06Watch.
00:21:07That car will be turning around in three...
00:21:11Let's stay back.
00:21:12I want to watch this blow up in his face.
00:21:14Two.
00:21:15Dude's really committed to the bit.
00:21:17One.
00:21:25They really came back?
00:21:28I apologize for my poor attitude earlier, sir.
00:21:38Oh, here.
00:21:38Please.
00:21:39Let me help you with that.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:40Ugh.
00:21:42Why did Stella allow her servant's son to use her car?
00:21:47All right.
00:21:48Come on, Lily.
00:21:49I know.
00:21:50And why is the driver acting like the simp's the boss?
00:21:54Did you really have to report me to your father?
00:22:00You're never going to get Stella to keep acting like a petty bitch.
00:22:03If you have a problem with the way I handled things, I can help you resign, Kevin.
00:22:08No.
00:22:10That won't be necessary, sir.
00:22:12I just felt so bad for him.
00:22:14I mean, you know what a ride like that means to a charity case like him?
00:22:21Let's see how long you can keep up this little heiress routine without a penny to your name.
00:22:26Oh!
00:22:27Almost forgot.
00:22:31For the bus ride.
00:22:33Oh, you scrawny, ungrateful piece of shit!
00:22:38Stella treated you with pity!
00:22:40Can you treat her like that?
00:22:42Ugh!
00:22:44Come out here and fight me like a man!
00:22:46Tony, save your energy.
00:22:48A commoner like that wouldn't know class if it slapped him in the face.
00:22:52She thinks she has me whipped.
00:22:54But she's about to learn who's really on the leash.
00:23:00Ugh!
00:23:01What's been with that little punk lately?
00:23:02He's been talking back to you.
00:23:03He's probably just jealous because you've been hanging around.
00:23:06No, I think it's because you're too nice to him.
00:23:08You really can't indulge people like that.
00:23:11They'll just stab you in the back.
00:23:13So this is how you want to play it, Enzo?
00:23:16I don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts.
00:23:19You're dead to me.
00:23:31There you go.
00:23:31Thanks.
00:23:32Thanks.
00:23:33Nice house.
00:23:34Yeah, thank you.
00:23:35Yeah, it's great.
00:23:40Wow.
00:23:41I've never had a guy take me home before, but I'm just really happy that it was you.
00:23:44Um, my birthday is this Friday, and I was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me?
00:23:54That's right.
00:23:55Lily and Stella have the same birthday.
00:23:57I always threw Stella the biggest parties money could buy, so no one was around to celebrate Lily's.
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:02Of course.
00:24:05Lily, I am never missing your birthday again.
00:24:07You can count on that.
00:24:13See you later, okay?
00:24:14I was lost till I fell in your eyes.
00:24:22Have you wondering?
00:24:24Feel like home.
00:24:26You're a little lag today.
00:24:37Almost cost me my job.
00:24:39You really want to make it harder to win over Stella?
00:24:41The only reason you're even still employed, Kevin, was because you were my father's trusted chauffeur for the past 10 years.
00:24:48And I really don't give a shit what Stella thinks.
00:24:53Good luck locking her down with this petty bullshit.
00:24:56Petty?
00:24:56You live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees, Kevin.
00:25:06I could make your life go away like that.
00:25:08All right?
00:25:10So shut your mouth and put the foot on the gas.
00:25:15Yes, sir.
00:25:18If he's starting to lose interest and Stella's got to get him back, we deserve to be in the Quinn family, one way or another.
00:25:26Good afternoon there, Enzo.
00:25:34May I take your bag?
00:25:35Sure.
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36Thank you so much.
00:25:40Have your day, May.
00:25:41Very well, thank you, sir.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:44Oh, May.
00:25:45So I was thinking this Friday night, I would love to host an extravagant birthday party at the mansion for a very special girl.
00:25:52Do you think we could contact Mr. Blake, the former White House event planner, to get everything organized?
00:25:58Of course, sir.
00:26:01And I hope you're hungry.
00:26:02Your father had top-grade carbonara shrimp flown in from Spain.
00:26:07The chef is preparing it now, and it will be ready right after your bath.
00:26:10Oh, May.
00:26:11You're the greatest.
00:26:13Thank you so much.
00:26:14We'll see you later.
00:26:17Look at that little creep.
00:26:20Pretending like he's moved on from Stella.
00:26:22Still throwing a fancy birthday party for her.
00:26:25As long as she keeps his interest, we'll be marrying her to the Quinn fortune in no time.
00:26:31Take whatever you want.
00:26:40It's not that expensive anyway.
00:26:42What?
00:26:42These are all designer brand, limited edition.
00:26:46Any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars.
00:26:49And this is Brady's original battle jersey.
00:26:53This thing's a certified relic.
00:26:55Keep it.
00:26:56My family can just buy more if we want to.
00:26:58Whatever I want, I get.
00:26:59You're so lucky.
00:27:01Sometimes I question the taste of old rich people.
00:27:04Like, this is so hideous.
00:27:05Even my own grandmother wouldn't wear it.
00:27:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:27:10No, who said you could touch that?
00:27:11That heirloom was worth more than your life.
00:27:13Put it back.
00:27:14Put all of this back.
00:27:15Don't be such a buzzkill, Enzo.
00:27:17These are my guests.
00:27:18No, Stella.
00:27:19They're your freaking mindless drones chasing after your fake fortune.
00:27:22You have no right to bring them into my parents' bedroom.
00:27:24You shouldn't even be here.
00:27:25What are you talking about?
00:27:27This is Stella's family mansion?
00:27:29You're lucky they even let you stay here.
00:27:31Who even let you into this wing?
00:27:33Don't you have some danky servants' quarters to get back to?
00:27:37You know, Stella, I'm just going to give you one chance to just come clean right now and tell everyone the truth.
00:27:42Or you and your dad are going to have to find somewhere else to live.
00:27:45What's it going to be?
00:27:46Stop being so immature.
00:27:51I know that you're doing all of this because you're jealous of Tony.
00:27:55Stella, you want me to take care of this poser?
00:27:57Oh, you've got to be fucking joking, Stella.
00:27:59You want to wear my jersey?
00:28:01No, take it off now.
00:28:02Be real.
00:28:04Both you and I know you can never afford this jersey.
00:28:08Stella bought it for you out of pity.
00:28:09You're a walking charity king.
00:28:11Jesus.
00:28:12Oh, yeah, why don't I just find the certificate of authenticity and we can see who the ownership's of?
00:28:16Can you not be such a fucking spaz for one night, Enzo?
00:28:19It's just a dirty old jersey.
00:28:21What's the matter if he wears it?
00:28:23Stella, that dirty old jersey is the same jersey Tom Brady wore when he won his first Super Bowl.
00:28:27It's not nothing.
00:28:29And if you want me to like you, you'll let him wear it?
00:28:34Ugh, Enzo, can you just stop killing the vibe?
00:28:37We all know you're acting out because you're just Stella.
00:28:39You're lucky Stella's so patient with you.
00:28:41I would have had the cops cart you off ages ago with your creepy-ass Norman Bates act.
00:28:49Yeah, that's great.
00:28:52I said take it off!
00:28:52Enzo, stop!
00:28:55It's okay, babe.
00:28:57The kid wants to play?
00:28:58We can play.
00:29:14That's right.
00:29:16Come on, get up.
00:29:17Yeah, see what happens.
00:29:18Come here, he's going to beat your ass.
00:29:21Get your fucking face in, motherfucker.
00:29:26Enzo, oh my god.
00:29:27Get off of Tony, you freak.
00:29:32What the hell is going on in here?
00:29:33Dad, hurry up and kick Enzo out.
00:29:35He's acting like a savage.
00:29:36Wait, did you just call the chauffeur Dad?
00:29:41No, I...
00:29:42Did I hear that right?
00:29:43The chauffeur's your dad?
00:29:45Well, Stella, what's on the truth?
00:29:47This nerd, it's like he's a completely different person now.
00:29:50Get off of me!
00:29:53Are you guys crazy?
00:29:55Stella is the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:29:57How could her father be a useless nobody?
00:30:00Right, Stella?
00:30:00Right, Stella?
00:30:00Duh, if my father was some broke-ass chauffeur, I would literally throw myself off a cliff.
00:30:08And hey, this isn't even about me.
00:30:10Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho.
00:30:13She might be pushing the kid too far.
00:30:16I can't lose this job.
00:30:18It's getting late, Miss Stella.
00:30:19Maybe I should take your friends home?
00:30:22Why?
00:30:23We're just starting to have fun.
00:30:27Fine.
00:30:29Guys, my driver will take you home.
00:30:31We'll hang another time.
00:30:32What?
00:30:32Stella, why are you listening to him?
00:30:35I'm not.
00:30:36I just remembered I have a test tomorrow.
00:30:38I have to study.
00:30:39All right, let's bounce.
00:30:46Aren't you forgetting something?
00:30:48Guys, leave the stuff.
00:31:07Hey, me.
00:31:09I'm sorry.
00:31:12Kevin, I'm so happy you've made yourself so comfortable in my father's seat eating my dinner.
00:31:18Stop the attitude, kid.
00:31:21I drive your ass on every day.
00:31:23You think that's not exhausting?
00:31:25Can I just sit down and eat something?
00:31:27I'm sorry.
00:31:29Kevin, do you see any of the other help doing what you're doing right now?
00:31:34Or is this just what you do to make yourself feel like a big man?
00:31:38Hmm?
00:31:39Because guess what?
00:31:40This house, that food, your car, all of it belongs to my dad, and I am sick of watching
00:31:47you take advantage of our name and generosity.
00:31:49Yes!
00:31:50Everyone is gone!
00:31:53Can you drop the act?
00:31:54I'm having my share.
00:31:56And Stella will have hers, just like any other night.
00:31:58And if there's anything left, feel free to have our scraps.
00:32:01May, can you come get our chap masseuse to come and give me a rubdown?
00:32:08And while you're at it, can you get that pastry guy from the Tokyo Ritz to send over the buns
00:32:12with the gold leaf on top?
00:32:14Warmth?
00:32:14I can't believe this is the woman I thought I loved.
00:32:18May, are you fucking deaf or dumb?
00:32:25Move your fugly feet and get out of here!
00:32:28Sweetheart, long day, huh?
00:32:31Go on.
00:32:32Carbonero, strip.
00:32:34Must be in that.
00:32:35So amazing.
00:32:36What are you still doing here?
00:32:39God, am I speaking Latin over here?
00:32:42Get moving or I'll get you fired!
00:32:46Yes, miss.
00:32:46No.
00:32:47No, no, no, May.
00:32:48You don't work for these people.
00:32:50Enzo, I've dealt with your bullshit all day.
00:32:54You're not going to win me back by acting like a total dickhead to us.
00:32:58Show some respect.
00:32:59Respect.
00:33:01Okay.
00:33:02Your father is a penniless driver that sits around here like a gluttonous.
00:33:06Enzo, and you are just his spoiled brat daughter drooling over an ounce of my fortune.
00:33:13I have more respect for a sewer rat than I do either of you.
00:33:18Let me tell you something.
00:33:20This whole push-pull thing you got going on isn't going to work.
00:33:23It's really starting to piss me off.
00:33:26Enzo.
00:33:27Stella's a straightforward girl.
00:33:29She doesn't like these mind games.
00:33:31If you want her to like you, just treat her well.
00:33:34It's too late.
00:33:35I only hung out with this dweeb because I felt sorry for him.
00:33:38But clearly, that went to his head.
00:33:41Maybe I should punish his sorry ass and ignore him until he learns his lesson.
00:33:45Remember, Enzo.
00:33:46Enzo, you can't live without me.
00:33:51Really?
00:33:54You're ducked out in thousands of dollars worth of pajamas and masks, all from my mom.
00:34:02And you think that I can't live without you?
00:34:06Ghost me all you want, Stella.
00:34:09I don't give a shit.
00:34:12I don't give a shit.
00:34:15What is your damage?
00:34:17You're acting more like a stuck-up bitch than a man.
00:34:19I didn't expect you, the mighty heir to the Quint Corp, to be such a cheapskate.
00:34:24We're only eating your food and using your things because we thought that you were offering them to us out of your generosity.
00:34:33Generosity?
00:34:34Please, Dad.
00:34:35He only gave us those things because he wanted to get in my pants.
00:34:39And now, what?
00:34:40Because Tony and I got close, you want to take it out on us?
00:34:43Let's go, Dad.
00:34:45Dad, just looking at him makes me sick.
00:34:59Sir, are you okay?
00:35:05May I want you to take everything I've touched?
00:35:08The pajamas, the couches, even the goddamn utensils.
00:35:13Throw it all out.
00:35:14It is painted.
00:35:16Yes, sir.
00:35:19From now on, they are not to use a single thing that the Quint family owns.
00:35:24No more VIP treatment.
00:35:26No more fine dining.
00:35:27No more using my family's name to take advantage of me, okay?
00:35:31Let them see how it feels to be controlled.
00:35:38And someone has been pissing me off lately, Dad.
00:35:40I don't know how much longer I can put up with.
00:35:42Easy.
00:35:43He's just trying to get your attention.
00:35:45But you still got him eating out of the palm of your hand.
00:35:48What do you mean?
00:35:49I heard him.
00:35:50They'll made me to contact the former White House event planner for a huge party this Friday night.
00:35:56So, he's obviously planning your big birthday bash.
00:36:00That's why he's been acting so weird lately.
00:36:02I knew he wasn't over me.
00:36:04What?
00:36:05You can't let him forget who's in charge.
00:36:07Don't worry.
00:36:09When I'm done with him, I'll have him at my feet, obeying my every word.
00:36:18Hey, Kevin.
00:36:19I want you to pick up Lily first, then head to school.
00:36:21Oh, my God.
00:36:27Dad, we're going to pick up Tony as usual.
00:36:29Let's go.
00:36:30Got it.
00:36:30Tony first, then off to school.
00:36:32Stop the car.
00:36:33What is your problem?
00:36:36Kevin, do we have a misunderstanding?
00:36:39Did I say to pick up Lily or Tony first?
00:36:42Because last time I checked, it's my family's car, and we pay to go where we want.
00:36:46Come on, Enzo.
00:36:49Let's not start the morning off like this.
00:36:51We always pick up Tony and then...
00:36:53No, we always do what your daughter says.
00:36:55And today, I am ordering you to pick up Lily, and Tony can fuck off.
00:37:01And if you have a problem with that, I'd be happy to speak to my father about your employment.
00:37:05Seriously?
00:37:06Lily?
00:37:07Again?
00:37:08If you think dragging that waste of space into this is going to make me jealous,
00:37:12you clearly haven't seen us side by side.
00:37:15She's a troll.
00:37:16A granny in hand-me-downs.
00:37:18Okay.
00:37:20You know what?
00:37:21I really don't feel like sharing my car today with an egotistical tramp like you.
00:37:25Excuse me?
00:37:27Oh, do you need your dad to open the door for you or no?
00:37:32You lost any chance you had with me?
00:37:34I hope you know that!
00:37:36And you never had a chance.
00:37:39Kevin, starting today, this is a private ride just for me and the people I approve.
00:37:44And if you have a problem with that, you can join your daughter on the street.
00:37:52All right.
00:37:56Let's go see Lily.
00:37:57You're a fucking asshole, Enzo.
00:38:06You're going to be the goddamn joke of the school.
00:38:08I am so done with you!
00:38:10You're convicted of cocaine genealogy.
00:38:12Are you ready for that?
00:38:13Are you ready for that?
00:38:13I think they're going to pay you, please.
00:38:27Kenzo!
00:38:28Dude!
00:38:29Absolutely no chill.
00:38:33We all heard that you're such a creep to Stella.
00:38:36She couldn't even ride the same car as you.
00:38:40Creep?
00:38:42Nah, man.
00:38:43I actually kicked her out of my car.
00:38:45But I'll do whatever the hell I want and it's none of your business.
00:38:48Christ!
00:38:49You're just a pathological liar.
00:38:52We all know that you're just the son of Stella's servant.
00:38:57God, Ben, quit poking the bear.
00:38:59The last thing I need is end up freaking out and blowing my cover.
00:39:04So how about you go apologize to Stella and lay off?
00:39:11Ben, you don't want to get expelled for this freak.
00:39:14Babe, why do you keep sticking up for him if he's being an ass?
00:39:17I mean, he's your servant's son, right?
00:39:18You don't want people getting the wrong idea like he's the Quinn heir.
00:39:22Please, if it weren't for me, his family wouldn't have food on the table.
00:39:23I'm just being generous.
00:39:25You're too sweet, Ben.
00:39:26Speaking of that scholarship you mentioned, how's that coming along?
00:39:27Well, at the school.
00:39:28You're too sweet, Ben.
00:39:29Speaking of that scholarship you mentioned.
00:39:30How's that coming along?
00:39:31Well, the school only gives scholarships to the top student.
00:39:32And you know who I was the highest junior.
00:39:33I mean, he's your servant's son, right?
00:39:34You don't want people getting the wrong idea like he's the Quinn heir.
00:39:38Please, if it weren't for me, his family wouldn't have food on the table.
00:39:41I'm just being generous.
00:39:44You're too sweet, Ben.
00:39:51Speaking of that scholarship you mentioned, how's that coming along?
00:39:55Well, the school only gives scholarships to the top student.
00:39:59And you know who I was the highest GPA.
00:40:02But if I tell him to hand it over, then he'll do it.
00:40:06You really think he'll agree?
00:40:08I mean, he's been acting like a little bitch lately, but he's still obsessed with me.
00:40:12If I ask him, he'll do it.
00:40:20All right, everyone.
00:40:22Your exams are in.
00:40:24Some of you could have done a bit more studying.
00:40:27But others really went above and beyond.
00:40:29I hope you don't mind me singling you out like this, Enzo.
00:40:32But you really knocked it out of the park 105% with extra points on the bonus question?
00:40:39He always does this and messes up the curve every time.
00:40:44Teacher's pet.
00:40:45I know, he's a know-it-all.
00:40:46You need to be smart when you're poor and a loser.
00:40:49I'm really proud to announce that you earned the academic scholarship yet another year.
00:40:55Unless, of course, you plan on passing it up again like last time.
00:40:59Miss James, since Enzo doesn't need the scholarship, I think that we should give it to our football captain, Tony Whitman.
00:41:06I'm sorry.
00:41:12Stella, why would I not need a scholarship?
00:41:14I'm just the son of a lowly servant.
00:41:16Yeah, but we all know the Quinns pay for everything you owe.
00:41:19We're like their own little personal charity case!
00:41:22Exactly.
00:41:23Around Stella at all?
00:41:24Yes, ma'am.
00:41:25No, ma'am.
00:41:26We all know you're just simping up to their family so they pay for your college.
00:41:31Enzo, what do you say?
00:41:33Are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:41:39Enzo?
00:41:40Are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:41:45Miss James, I'm going to take it.
00:41:51What the hell, Enzo?
00:41:52I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony.
00:41:55Hm?
00:41:56Oh, sorry.
00:41:57If you want to talk to someone, you should probably decide on someone who cares.
00:42:00Yo, she feeds you.
00:42:02She clothes you.
00:42:03She lets you ride in her luxury cars.
00:42:05How are you going to gas yourself up like you're not some pathetic little leech?
00:42:08Tony actually works for what he has.
00:42:10He's not some clout chasing bot.
00:42:12You're not even worthy of spin shining his shoes.
00:42:14Oh, yeah?
00:42:15If he worked so hard, why didn't he win it?
00:42:17Hm?
00:42:18I don't know.
00:42:19Sounds like Stella won her boy toy on some pretty empty premises.
00:42:25All right, all right.
00:42:26Let's settle down, everyone.
00:42:27Settle down.
00:42:28Stella, get back to your seat.
00:42:30Miss James, if you say anything else, I'll call my daddy and cut the funding to your apartment.
00:42:35Enzo, I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony, so just...
00:42:39Why don't you just give that scholarship to Tony and we can forget about all the little arguments we've been having?
00:42:48We can go back to how things were.
00:42:50Wouldn't that be nice?
00:42:52Oh, Stella, if only you knew how ironic that question is.
00:42:58No!
00:42:59Okay?
00:43:00I do not want to go back to the way things were.
00:43:02In fact, I'm going to make sure that this cushy life you've been enjoying gets pulled out from your Prada wearing...
00:43:07I hate you!
00:43:08Oh, I hate you more.
00:43:09Stella, back to your seat.
00:43:12Now.
00:43:29Well, well, well.
00:43:30If it isn't Mr. High and Mighty.
00:43:32You know, you're getting pretty cocky during class today.
00:43:40Can I help you guys?
00:43:41I know you're probably used to helping being the son of a servant, but right now I think you owe us an apology for throwing us out last night.
00:43:48And while you're at it, go ahead and hand the scholarship over to Tony like a good little bitch.
00:43:53We didn't want to cause any problems in Stella's mansion, but here we can do whatever we want.
00:43:59So now, get on your hands and knees and spit-shine our shoes.
00:44:03Nice and clean.
00:44:06Get out of my way.
00:44:11You think you have a choice?
00:44:13Lick her shoe now, bitch!
00:44:17Hey!
00:44:18Let him go!
00:44:20Hey!
00:44:21Let him go!
00:44:22You were lucky this time, but the teachers won't always be around to save you.
00:44:26Tony, what the hell are you doing?
00:44:27Nothing, coach.
00:44:28Just, uh, messing around.
00:44:29Shit!
00:44:30Why are they provoking Enzo?
00:44:31What if he reveals the truth that I'm the chauffeur's daughter?
00:44:32My image as the Quinn heir would be ruined!
00:44:33Are you alright, son?
00:44:34Yeah, I'm fine.
00:44:35Save your energy, Tommy.
00:44:36I've decided we're ignoring him after everything he did.
00:44:39You're Enzo, right?
00:44:40P.E.T. you told me you can guess what's P.E.T. to you.
00:44:41Have you considered trying out for the football team?
00:44:42What?
00:44:43You can't be serious!
00:44:44I mean, this is a kid.
00:44:45I mean, this is a kid.
00:44:46It's a kid.
00:44:47It's a kid.
00:44:48It's a kid.
00:44:49It's a kid.
00:44:50It's a kid.
00:44:51It's a kid.
00:44:52It's a kid.
00:44:53It's a kid.
00:44:54It's a kid.
00:44:55It's a kid.
00:44:56It's a kid.
00:44:57It's a kid.
00:44:58It's a kid.
00:44:59It's a kid.
00:45:00What?
00:45:01You can't be serious!
00:45:02I mean, the skinny runt?
00:45:03Unless you can pick up the pace, he may be our best option.
00:45:07And the new team captain.
00:45:08What?
00:45:09Look, the school is holding a scrimmage as tryouts for the new season.
00:45:12I would love to see what you've got.
00:45:13What do you say?
00:45:14You want me to play?
00:45:18This lanky loser can never be team captain.
00:45:23Coach, I mean, I love football.
00:45:25Don't get me wrong.
00:45:26You seriously think I have what it takes?
00:45:29Only one way to find out.
00:45:31He'll be pummeled in the first five seconds!
00:45:33Football's just not brute force.
00:45:35Now flesh out our team, but right now, we're lack of speed.
00:45:39How can he run when his scrawny little neck can't even keep the helmet up?
00:45:44Coach?
00:45:46I'll give it a try.
00:45:49Joking!
00:45:51Great.
00:45:52I look forward to seeing you on the field tomorrow.
00:45:54Coach, wait!
00:45:55Enzo has never held a football in his whole life.
00:45:58He's only going to weigh us down.
00:46:00If you want to question your coach, you can find another team.
00:46:11Well, that's fine.
00:46:12Tomorrow, I'm going to humiliate you in front of the entire school.
00:46:15But when it's all over, we'll still have the girl.
00:46:29T-O-N-Y!
00:46:31Go Tony!
00:46:32He's our guy!
00:46:33Go Cougars!
00:46:34Go Tony!
00:46:37Dude, don't sweat it.
00:46:39We're the star quarterback last season.
00:46:41Beating Enzo, he's going to be like crushing a bug.
00:46:43I'm going to make that punk regret he was ever born,
00:46:46let alone dream of being on the football team.
00:46:49Coach says that little nerd Enzo's going to be joining us.
00:46:53If he stands us up, he's a dead man.
00:46:57Enzo, where are you?
00:46:59Hey Lily, you might want to check the little boy's room.
00:47:07I think I saw Enzo crying in one of the stalls.
00:47:10If I were him, I'd have changed my name by now.
00:47:12There's no coming back from that kind of humiliation.
00:47:15He's not backing down, he's just-
00:47:17It's cute that you want to protect your little four-eyed servant spawn,
00:47:20but football's a sport for real men.
00:47:22Not servants and hand-me-downs.
00:47:24Please, Enzo, please come.
00:47:32Let's go, let's go!
00:47:33Hustle up!
00:47:37Coach, the big game's about to start,
00:47:39and Enzo's not here yet.
00:47:40He should be disqualified.
00:47:44Let's wait a little longer.
00:47:45I told you he'd only weigh us down.
00:47:47He's not even here, and he's already fucking things up.
00:47:49If Enzo costs us the scrimmage,
00:47:51I'm never letting him off the hook.
00:47:52He's never even held a football.
00:47:53He's a joke.
00:47:54Don't bother waiting for Enzo.
00:47:56He won't be coming.
00:47:59Enzo!
00:48:00I'm not asking!
00:48:02I'm telling.
00:48:03Football means everything to Tony,
00:48:06and if you even think about showing up tomorrow,
00:48:09I swear, you'll never get a chance with me.
00:48:13Fine.
00:48:14Let's get started.
00:48:15Wait!
00:48:18Is that?
00:48:19It can't be.
00:48:20Oh my god, I think it is.
00:48:22He looks like a completely different person.
00:48:25That's Enzo?
00:48:39I didn't expect him to clean up so nice.
00:48:41Okay, I didn't know he had it in him,
00:48:43and like, if you don't want him, maybe I could take him for a spin?
00:48:47We can't let Lily hug him all to herself.
00:48:50Ew, you slut.
00:48:52He's still a servant boy.
00:48:58Hey.
00:48:59Hi.
00:49:00How's it going?
00:49:01I knew you'd make it.
00:49:02Of course.
00:49:03Gotta see what this nerd can do, right?
00:49:06Would you come to watch?
00:49:07Of course.
00:49:08I'd do anything for you.
00:49:12I thought I told you not to come.
00:49:14Oh, what's the problem?
00:49:15Scared I'll humiliate your boyfriend in front of the entire school?
00:49:18Yeah, I don't listen to you anymore, Stella.
00:49:20You're the daughter of my employee.
00:49:21Don't forget.
00:49:22Don't forget.
00:49:25What's the matter, studying before the big game?
00:49:27I mean, football's just math.
00:49:29So you make us all late to avoid getting humiliated on the field?
00:49:34No.
00:49:35I had to make a grand entrance before I kick your ass.
00:49:37Do you want to square up, pussy?
00:49:39Or wait, do you need to read a textbook to learn how to throw a punch?
00:49:53Babe, I cannot believe that son of your servant is acting like he owns this place.
00:49:59I mean, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that he's the real Quinn heir.
00:50:02Shit.
00:50:03They're starting to catch on.
00:50:04If that little simp keeps acting all big and tall, everyone will figure out he's the real heir.
00:50:09Enzo's father's been serving my family for years.
00:50:12We took his family in when they lost their home, so they told me to let some things slide and make him feel welcomed.
00:50:18Babe, you're too sweet.
00:50:20But that punk is trying to take advantage of you.
00:50:22Don't worry.
00:50:23Teach him a lesson on the field.
00:50:24Let's go!
00:50:25Let's go!
00:50:30Looks like the blue team needs a few more drills.
00:50:32The charge angle's off by five degrees!
00:50:34Oh!
00:50:39Yeah!
00:50:41Let's go!
00:50:43Let's go!
00:50:44Let's go!
00:50:45Let's go!
00:50:46Let's go!
00:50:47Let's go!
00:50:48Let's go!
00:50:49Let's go!
00:50:50Let's go!
00:50:51Let's go!
00:50:52Look!
00:50:53Let's go!
00:50:54Let's go!
00:50:55Let's go!
00:50:56Let's go!
00:50:57And the winner is Blue Team!
00:50:59How about that?
00:51:00Just kicked your ass using geometry.
00:51:03That fucking pussy got lucky.
00:51:04I can't believe the nerd actually won.
00:51:06It's kinda hot.
00:51:07fucking pussy got lucky. I can't believe the nerd actually won. It's kind of hot.
00:51:13Oh I knew you could do it. Thanks for believing in me. Enzo's supposed to be into Stella. Why the
00:51:22hell is that frigid bitch getting all his attention? Is your shower head broken, Lily?
00:51:26Or is this pathetic simp's desperation a turn-on for you? Oh, are you jealous?
00:51:33Fucking gross. You already have your naive virgin.
00:51:38Attention! The selection ceremony for the Interstate Football Championship will be held in the auditorium in five minutes.
00:51:45The chairman of the school board will personally announce the player selected to be the team captain.
00:51:51That position is toned. If you really want to impress Stella, you'll do the whole school a favor and sit the ceremony out.
00:51:58This is it. She has no idea the chairman of the school board is my father's friend. I don't care about team captain.
00:52:04I just want to see her exposed for stealing my identity in front of everyone.
00:52:11What? We won the game. Oh my god!
00:52:15Wait, who is he? That's not the chairman of the school board.
00:52:22Hello students! I am Julian DeLeon, vice chairman of the school board.
00:52:27The chairman had important matters to attend to, so I am honored to announce the list of players that are qualified to join our team.
00:52:34The Roaring Ridge High School's Cougars after today's scrimmage.
00:52:41Before that, I'd like to give special thanks to the Bright Star Education Foundation for their generous donation to our school.
00:52:47Their support has allowed for significant developments and enrichment of the school.
00:52:52I would now like to invite the heir to the family that started it all.
00:52:59If you so much as move, I'll never talk to you again and you'll be banished from all social groups at Roaring Ridge High.
00:53:14Hello everyone, I am Stella, I mean Quinn, of the famed Quinn Group.
00:53:29And I'm sure by now everybody knows that thanks to Quinn Corp, we have the Bright Star Education Foundation paving the way for a brighter future.
00:53:38Hmm, I could have sworn the heir to Quinn Corp was a guy. Maybe I should call the chairman.
00:53:51That's my girl.
00:53:54Well, no one's contradicting her. I must be mistaken.
00:53:58In honor of the Bright Star Education Foundation's selfless donation to our school.
00:54:03We have decided to bestow the honor of selecting the team captain to Miss Stella herself.
00:54:10What an unexpected honor. I'll have to think about it.
00:54:16As the backbone of our school's football team, Tony has led our Cougars to more victories than I can remember cheering for.
00:54:23So I feel like the obvious and rightful choice for this year's team captain is Tony Whitman.
00:54:30Thank you all so much.
00:54:35Stella, such a babe, right?
00:54:37She's the best cheerleader on and off the field.
00:54:40I promise that I will lead our school to a district championship.
00:54:45Go Cougars!
00:54:47Go Cougars!
00:54:49I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Did today mean nothing? Nothing? Because if Tony's performance on the field is any indication of the future, he should be as far away from the football as possible.
00:55:04And the Quinn Air gets to make the decision, and I think that should be me. Right, Stella?
00:55:10What is up with these mind games? If Enzo keeps acting like this, he's gonna be a deep shit.
00:55:15If you have a problem with my decision, then I can call my father and have him remove the Bright Star funding from Roaring Ridge High.
00:55:22No, that won't be necessary. You sit down before you ruin this for everyone.
00:55:27Stella and her family have made countless and generous donations to the school. What have you done except cause a scene?
00:55:34Well, I would hate to ruin it for anyone, sir, but fortunately for you, Stella has no say over the Bright Star Education Foundation because she's not the Quinn Air. I am.
00:55:49Stella has no say over the Bright Star Education Foundation because she's not the Quinn Air. I am.
00:55:52Sorry, everyone. This freak has been stalking me for years, and clearly his obsession has just become delusional.
00:55:58Enzo, I am done tolerating your bullshit. I've been way too nice to you.
00:56:02I'm never speaking to you again. You're officially cancelled.
00:56:06Fine with me. You gonna move out of my house, too, or should I kick you out?
00:56:11Alright, everyone. Let's settle down.
00:56:14Stella, I apologize.
00:56:16You should be ashamed, posing as a Quinn Air. After this assembly, I am marching straight to Principal Harrison's office and see to it that you are expelled.
00:56:26What was it? Enzo?
00:56:28Enzo Quinn, sir.
00:56:29Oh, my gosh. Give it up, Enzo. Everyone knows you're faking it.
00:56:33Oh, yeah. Was I faking it on the field today?
00:56:36The only reason you beat me today is because you're lucky. We can do a rematch any time.
00:56:41But we're gonna do street rules so I can pummel your ass to the ground.
00:56:44Why don't you just get the hell out of here? No one likes you anyway.
00:56:47Besides that mousy-haired, ugly Betty in the back.
00:56:50You need to remember who your real boss is. I look forward to seeing you at my house tonight after I speak to my father.
00:57:00Let's go.
00:57:04Clearly his jealousy is reaching new heights. After my birthday, I'll have to put him back in his place for good.
00:57:16Clearly somebody's on their period.
00:57:18Anyway, my final decision still stands. Tony will be the team captain.
00:57:24That district trophy is ours.
00:57:29And one last thing. My 18th birthday is this Friday and everyone is welcome to the Quinn Mansion to come and celebrate.
00:57:37We will have Mr. Blake, the former White House events manager, planning the party and it is sure to be a day to remember.
00:57:48Don't worry about that simp, babe. He's just doing this to get your attention.
00:57:51Well, duh. But he's really been embarrassing me. He better not fuck up my birthday.
00:57:56I can't believe you have an actual former events planner from the White House planning your party.
00:58:01That's so luxe. It must be like a million dollars.
00:58:04Two million, actually.
00:58:06Oh my god. I have to buy a new dress. This is even bigger than prom. A real mansion party!
00:58:14Babe, is there gonna be a DJ there?
00:58:16Is there gonna be a DJ? Try to DJ in every room.
00:58:19Well, you gotta make sure to save a dance for me, okay?
00:58:36Everything except for the party, sir. Amazing.
00:58:39Could we just run through that checklist one more time? Because this party needs to be perfect for Lily.
00:58:44Yes, sir.
00:58:45Alright. Thank you.
00:58:48After everything I put her through in my past life, it's what she deserves.
00:58:53Happy New Year!
00:58:55Happy New Year!
00:58:57Happy New Year!
00:58:59Happy New Year!
00:59:01Happy New Year!
00:59:03Happy New Year!
00:59:05Happy New Year!
00:59:06Why won't you let me meet your classmates?
00:59:07I want my friends to know my father is a chauffeur for the Queen family.
00:59:11For tonight, can you please just stay in your room?
00:59:25Kevin, what are you doing? You were supposed to pick up Lily 15 minutes ago.
00:59:29Find someone else to pick her up.
00:59:31Kevin, are you tired of being a driver? Do you need me to find your replacement?
00:59:34Fine! I'll go! Okay?
00:59:39Stella's birthday party's about to start, so why the hell is he still thinking about Lily?
00:59:44Well, I guess we'll let little Lily see for herself how desperate Enzo is to please my daughter.
00:59:52Attention! Attention everybody!
00:59:54I would like to introduce to you all the beautiful, the gorgeous, the effervescent Queen Stella!
01:00:04Hey, look at him! That's my best dad!
01:00:07Well, Enzo may be pissing me off lately, but he doesn't want to throw a party.
01:00:11If he doesn't embarrass me tonight, maybe I'll forgive him.
01:00:14Oh. My. God.
01:00:16Is that the dress that's going viral right now?
01:00:19Could I?
01:00:20The designer, Jacques Decorte, only made two for the Stardust Fashion Show in Milan.
01:00:24It cost $100,000.
01:00:27Oh, my God. Can I touch it?
01:00:31It feels like pure money.
01:00:33This is insane!
01:00:35This might be the best night of my life.
01:00:37Seriously, I don't know how to thank you.
01:00:39No need. Just sit close to me.
01:00:41The Quinns like to spoil those who are loyal to us.
01:00:43There'll be plenty more parties to come.
01:00:45Can I livestream this?
01:00:46I need to show my followers your mansion.
01:00:48Of course.
01:00:50Everyone, say hi!
01:00:55Oh, my God, guys, you have to seem to say hi!
01:01:00No!
01:01:01No!
01:01:02No!
01:01:03No!
01:01:04Really?
01:01:05Are you seeing that?
01:01:06Oh, my.
01:01:0750,000 views?
01:01:08In seconds!
01:01:09Stella, you could literally be an influencer with a life like this.
01:01:12I already beat you to it.
01:01:13Oh.
01:01:14Oh, my God.
01:01:15Hey, besties.
01:01:16The party's about to start, so don't go anywhere.
01:01:19It's going to be insane.
01:01:21Love you.
01:01:22Thank you all so much for coming to my party.
01:01:26Please help yourself to everything and anything.
01:01:29Let's make this a day to remember.
01:01:31Turn up the music!
01:01:44Can you get that?
01:01:45Can you get that?
01:01:46You got it.
01:01:47Mmm.
01:01:48You like it?
01:01:50Say hi!
01:01:59If it isn't the resident ass licker of the Stella fan club.
01:02:03Should you let all these people in here?
01:02:05Say hi to the viewers, Enzo!
01:02:07Grab your popcorn and get ready.
01:02:09This simp is known for his little meltdowns.
01:02:11Perfect timing, Enzo.
01:02:13Go clean up the mess over there and restock the booze, cause we're just getting started.
01:02:18Oh, and while you're at it, have the maid go make my bed.
01:02:21Cause Tony and I are going to need it later.
01:02:25I'd ask the cop a couple condoms, but I don't know if I'd fit in your peewee size.
01:02:29Girl, there's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him has ever had a chance to even use a condom.
01:02:34You know Stella, you have some fucking nerve acting like you own this place.
01:02:39You know for a fact, this is not your party, this is not your house.
01:02:43Let me tell you something.
01:02:44You're not a Quinn.
01:02:46You're a fucking joke.
01:02:48The daughter of some broke ass chauffeur.
01:02:51I'm gonna give you 10 minutes to shut this down before I kick you and your father out without a pot to piss in.
01:02:57For I kick you and your father out of my place without a pot to piss in.
01:03:02Look, Enzo, I know you threw this whole party just to try and get my attention,
01:03:06but I'm not gonna forgive you for acting like a freak just because you put up a few string lights.
01:03:11God, Stella, you are so self-absorbed and delusional.
01:03:16I cannot believe I ever thought you were worth my time.
01:03:18I mean this with all offense, Enzo.
01:03:21You disgust me.
01:03:23Babe, you want me to kick this scrawny ass out of here?
01:03:26I got it.
01:03:33You're just a pathetic little freak who threw a shitty ass party.
01:03:36You should be embarrassed.
01:03:38And if you don't get Mr. Blake back here to get my attention, I'll never speak to you again.
01:03:44Oh my god, are you getting all of this?
01:03:46Every single second.
01:03:47The viewers are eating it up.
01:03:56Hey, Mae.
01:03:57Could you call Mr. Blake and tell him to get here immediately?
01:03:59This party is not up to my standard.
01:04:01And, um, could you have a couple of meads?
01:04:03Please meet us in the backyard.
01:04:05Oh my god.
01:04:06He's so whipped.
01:04:08That's right.
01:04:10He can act as stubborn as he wants, but at the end of the day, I own him.
01:04:15Stella, you gotta teach me how to whip a simp into place.
01:04:18It's just like training a stray dog.
01:04:21Shower them with attention and then rip it away until they whine for it back.
01:04:26Amazing.
01:04:27Okay, uh, can everyone listen up, please?
01:04:32Make sure to get my good side.
01:04:34The viewers are gonna love this.
01:04:35Could we please show off the gifts I prepared?
01:04:40Oh my god.
01:04:44Are those THE Harry Winston crystal shoes?
01:04:46They're like three million dollars.
01:04:48Someone in the chat said the Imperial Blue Necklace was originally owned by the royal family.
01:04:53Damn, Tony.
01:04:55Gifts dropping stacks on your girl.
01:04:57What'd you get her?
01:04:58I don't need to pay for her attention.
01:05:01She knows who the real prize is.
01:05:03Well, since you did such a good job on the gifts, I'll forgive you for acting like a total spaz.
01:05:08Tony, help me with the necklace.
01:05:11Uh, no.
01:05:12What?
01:05:13Bella, you think these gifts are for you?
01:05:15Jesus Christ, you are so full of yourself.
01:05:18How about this?
01:05:19Get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes.
01:05:22Get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes.
01:05:25What?
01:05:26Are we the real birthday girl?
01:05:27Let me dumb this down for you.
01:05:28This is not your birthday girl.
01:05:29What?
01:05:30Having second thoughts because I was sitting on Tony's lap?
01:05:31You're gonna punish me like a little bitch?
01:05:32God, I thought women were catty?
01:05:35I mean, this is some straight, petty bullshit.
01:05:36I don't give a shit what either of you two do.
01:05:37Stella, I am done.
01:05:38Okay?
01:05:39You and your dad can go back to your miserable slum life.
01:05:40Kiss all this goodbye.
01:05:41What a joke.
01:05:42All this?
01:05:43You mean the pool?
01:05:44That's all this?
01:05:45You mean the pool?
01:05:46The mansion?
01:05:47You know the pool?
01:05:48The mansion?
01:05:49What?
01:05:50This is not your place.
01:05:51You're gonna punish me like a little bitch.
01:05:52Oh, man.
01:05:53Oh, man.
01:05:54I thought women were catty?
01:05:55I mean, this is some straight, petty bullshit.
01:05:56Shit.
01:05:57I don't give a shit what either of you two do.
01:05:58Stella, I am done.
01:06:00Okay?
01:06:01okay you and your dad can go back to your miserable slum life kiss all this goodbye
01:06:08what a joke all this you mean the pool the mansion the gifts the servants those are all
01:06:17stella's i don't know what's up with enzo but tony might push him over the edge i can't
01:06:22lose this the only thing you can take away from her is your creepy ass obsession
01:06:28so why don't you see yourself out or i guess i have to that's right and i'm not exactly gentle
01:06:39i'd like to see you try oh my god enzo you're literally ruining stella's day
01:06:45taking all of the attention like a dick quit with the lies if stella's not the real birthday girl
01:06:50and who is
01:07:03lily what is she doing here
01:07:08happy birthday miss lily thank you
01:07:10wow you look incredible babe is this how your staff always treats you why are they saying it's
01:07:20lily's birthday
01:07:24did you invite her if you don't make her leave in the next few seconds i'm never speaking to you
01:07:30again who says i want to celebrate your birthday okay happy birthday i'm so sorry stella totally
01:07:36ruined your party but mr blink he's on his way he's gonna make everything perfect for your big day
01:07:41you didn't have to do this enzo this is it's just amazing kindly leave this party has standards
01:07:51then why don't you get the out of here stella
01:07:56do you really think that after all these years of treating me like
01:08:01shit that i would want to celebrate your birthday i'm gonna say this one last time this is not your
01:08:08party this is lily's party this is wild making up accusations just to try and get my attention
01:08:19how did you even get here the guard was only supposed to let in people on the list
01:08:24you forgot your bag in the back
01:08:26what's the name of dad
01:08:31hey did you just call the chauffeur your dad
01:08:35wait didn't you call him dad the other night at the sleepover
01:08:38stella is the chauffeur your dad no my dad is not some loser chauffeur wow
01:08:46stella you would really put down your own dad just to cover your own facade mind your
01:08:51fucking business if i say it's not my dad it's not my dad when have i ever lied to you guys kevin
01:08:57look at what you created a stubborn rat so self-obsessed she won't even acknowledge you as her own father
01:09:04enzo i think you should watch your tone and remember that you are speaking to miss stella quick
01:09:10keep pushing and she'll cut you off for good
01:09:13shit i thought that the chauffeur was her dad for a second
01:09:18she thought enzo is a fucking psycho
01:09:23honestly man at least have the decency to show stella some respect in her own house
01:09:29man if i was a quinn i would have kicked you out a long time ago
01:09:35thanks for the idea tony
01:09:36what do you say kevin should i throw out my stubborn staff and his narcissistic daughter
01:09:44no please don't kevin fire fire you can't do this you have no right to fire me enzo yes i do
01:09:55and someone who's on his way right now who's gonna tell you the exact same thing your dad
01:10:01you're coming back early no that's impossible uh you guys as of today kevin and his daughter
01:10:08no longer employees of the quinn estate please see to it that their rooms are cleared out
01:10:13if you so much as throw out our things i'll have you thrown out to the streets in seconds
01:10:18that's it i'm never talking to you again i hope you're happy
01:10:22i'm over the fucking moon let's go clear out the rooms come on let's go babe he walked all over
01:10:34you in front of everyone you need to do something about this that simp is fucking dead
01:10:45incredible i'm gone a couple of days and my chauffeur and his daughter are walking all over my son
01:10:49stop on it stop on it we gotta get home happy birthday i hope you like it you didn't have to
01:11:02get me anything and so i'm just i'm just happy to be here with you happy to be with you too
01:11:11get that mousy little tramp out of my house now
01:11:14get that mousy little tramp out of my house now
01:11:22kevin you can hand the car keys to may on your way out and stella if you wouldn't mind taking
01:11:26off that dress that'd be great actually all your clothes belong to the quinn estate
01:11:30you're making a huge mistake letting a rat like you into my home was my only mistake
01:11:37sorry sorry sorry i came as soon as i could but the kardashians needed me for a baby shower and they
01:11:47love to gab no worries mr blake why don't you just wheel that over to the birthday girl of course
01:11:56wait a minute i saw that gown at christie's auction only the quinn's would be able to get their hands on a
01:12:01dress like that she must be the birthday girl well what a beautiful birthday girl the bell of the ball
01:12:09well enzo looks like your little scheme just blew up in your face huh
01:12:15finally that idiot just let me have my cake and eat it too now i just need to get enzo to shut up before
01:12:21anyone else questions me again as the rightful quinn heir i hope you're happy with your party i've never
01:12:26worked this hard on an event before it was passable i believe the arrangement was to settle the bill
01:12:35after the event correct two million dollars right enzo will take care of it oh no stella this is your
01:12:47party right i mean shouldn't have any problem paying you're the daughter of the richest family in town
01:12:52why are you being so smug stella is a quinn heir two million i mean that's basically her weekly
01:13:05allowance right stella yeah totally oh my god i can't pay for this two million dollars just for one
01:13:13night wait enzo gave me one of his dad's blank checks before he started acting like such a jerk
01:13:19why reach into my own allowance when i have access to my daddy's personal account stella can get
01:13:27whatever she wants she doesn't need you simping after her i forgot about my dad's checkbook but
01:13:34luckily i know the number of the family accountant hi someone is trying to impersonate the quinn heir
01:13:41could you please freeze all my accounts thank you
01:13:44he's just trying to scare me he gave me that check himself i know he wants me to beg for him in front
01:13:51of everyone but this power trip of his needs to end mr blake ignore him we've been having some problem
01:13:59with the help recently why don't you scan that check here and now in front of everyone and show them
01:14:04that i'm the real quinn heir right away miss stella
01:14:20i'm sorry this is a bad check
01:14:27i'm sorry this is a bad check what are you talking about that account has billions
01:14:32oh my god did enzo really freeze the account no no no in order for him to do that he had to
01:14:38really be a member of the quinn family i have no idea what's going on but the viewers love it
01:14:46clearly there's something wrong with your phone it's not used to such large transactions miss stella
01:14:53i organize events worth tens of millions my bank handles transactions like this every single day
01:15:00you're scanning it wrong give me that you're trying to get out of pain no of course not
01:15:13if you can't pay now i will call the police pay up or pay the price
01:15:20pay up or pay the press
01:15:32of course will you just give me a moment
01:15:34what do i do you need to make that little punk pay up we can't afford a bill like that i know but
01:15:45he's being a jerk on your finger right you do whatever it takes to make him happy hey guys sorry
01:15:53to interrupt if you come clean right now i might let you stay one more night while you figure out where
01:15:57to go next it doesn't have to be like this listen you know we can't afford that why did you freeze
01:16:05the account i thought mr quinn was your dad that's what you've been telling everybody god can you just
01:16:10be serious for a moment please fine seriously you're neither my girlfriend nor my friend and
01:16:18the two of you have been taking advantage of my family for far too long can we just talk about this
01:16:22after your father dad shut up what do you want to embarrass me in front of everyone on my birthday
01:16:31is that going to get you off you freak the last time this isn't your birthday party but you're too
01:16:37egotistical to realize that stella i cannot believe i ever saw a future with you payment please
01:16:46payment please
01:16:54and so i hate how things have been between us recently how about this if you pay for this party
01:17:04we can make things official and we can finally be together but if i'm locked up for not paying them
01:17:11i'll never see you again
01:17:16and so you're the heir to the quinn corporation if you plead guilty they'll let you out with a slap on
01:17:23the wrist i am just the daughter of your family chauffeur a low-class nobody they'll take me to jail
01:17:30and then i'll never see you i'll never see you again
01:17:32that won't work twice you spineless simp you fucking lap dog if you think you can live without me you're
01:17:47a joke don't take it easy on that crybaby stella i know what happened he stole your father's actual
01:17:53checkbook and that's why you're check best you're right you must have switched the checks at the
01:18:02last minute as some last-ditch effort to get my attention
01:18:09tony will you be a deer and get it back for me yes
01:18:23of course you can't just let enzo fire me we'd have nothing but if this muscle head steals enzo's
01:18:33checkbook you have access to the quinn's endless pile of cash we can make off with billions before
01:18:40they even know it's missing you know we're not in school anymore there's no one here to save you buddy
01:18:46you're such a meathead you don't even know when you're getting played we'll see how well you talk
01:18:52back when i beat your face to a pulp
01:18:56stop right there
01:18:57stop right there oh my god it's jerry quinn the head of quinn court he starts buying the whole country
01:19:10it's over but he wasn't supposed to come back early pull it together we'll find a way out of this okay
01:19:15this is dad finally back
01:19:29stop pretending enzo okay we all know that your father is just one of stella's servants shut up
01:19:37uh pardon me did you just say that uh enzo's father works for stella's family has she been
01:19:43telling all of you that she's a queen no this is all a misunderstanding sir stella would never say
01:19:50anything like that the fuck old man leave now or i'll have stella fire your ass
01:19:55let's shut up
01:20:02kevin i'm gone for a couple of days and you and your daughter try to take over my estate
01:20:07no of course not sir stella what's going on are you not a quinn
01:20:15playtime is over stella
01:20:28give up on your little heiress fantasy before you embarrass yourself any further
01:20:35dad i've already taken the initiative to remove kevin and stella from our payroll
01:20:40but it seems they don't understand that i have the authority to do so
01:20:45kevin ten years ago we showed pity on you a struggling father trying to raise his daughter
01:20:51is this how you repay us we brought you into our home treated your daughter like a princess
01:20:58gave you a great way you should move on and then this is what it comes down to the both of you
01:21:05grateful leeches are you really the driver's daughter
01:21:15stop building all of you put your phones away this is a private property you don't have my
01:21:23permission to fill do you hear me yes but this is not your property enzo i give you full authority to
01:21:30do whatever you think is accordingly thank you dad
01:21:35effective immediately your employment as a quinn corp chauffeur has been terminated please take
01:21:40stella and vacate the premises oh and you might want to call a cab because those cars you drive are
01:21:47ours
01:21:48ironic isn't it
01:21:56go please please please please we have nowhere to go
01:22:00please please get up you're embarrassing me he's just a pathetic sim
01:22:07you stop you not stop don't you get it he doesn't love you he doesn't even like you
01:22:13i've let you become some vain materialistic spoiled brat and now enzo wants nothing to do with you
01:22:24what kind of a psychotic
01:22:26you gotta be to pretend to be part of the quinn family you played us the entire time you're just
01:22:32a liar you know i've asked you to replace my brother phone screen it looks like you can't even
01:22:40before the air you breathe
01:22:44tony tony please i've wasted my time on a catfishing con artist no no no no no it's not like that
01:22:52i showered you guys with gifts i took you to parties you can't turn your backs on me
01:23:00no no no this isn't fair you you can't do this
01:23:05i'm not going out like this
01:23:07stella
01:23:11you know we need a
01:23:14did i just kill someone
01:23:17stella get back here
01:23:19no no no no no no she's gonna hurt someone
01:23:23no no she's gonna hurt someone
01:23:25no don't worry i already warned the gate guard and stella can't get out
01:23:30this time she's she's not gonna hurt anyone
01:23:33how do you know it i wanted to tell you but
01:23:37just i couldn't find the right time
01:23:50it was you
01:23:52you brought me back
01:23:53i brought both of us back
01:23:56i wanted to give us a second chance at
01:23:59well us
01:24:03let's not waste a moment of it then
01:24:14and that's all
01:24:15and that's all
01:24:33and that's all
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