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Mafia Boss Takes High School
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00:00:00so this is our second date and I feel like I don't know anything about you
00:00:09where did you go to college I didn't I dropped out of high school oh um and
00:00:19then what do you do for work yeah let me get your coffee
00:00:30watch where you're going greaseball sorry friend yeah I'm not your friend why don't you
00:00:41fuck off to the dog track or wherever slime like you hangs out why don't we all come down
00:00:46this isn't a strip club you can't smoke it was unless it was an accident who said you could speak
00:00:59bitch excuse me you are fucking excuse you need to leave now you want a piece bring it I'll kick your
00:01:12scummy ass
00:01:13you're you're gonna be sorry I have powerful friends in this town
00:01:28not as powerful as I am
00:01:45you see I'm Will O'Connell head of the O'Connell crime family
00:01:52long live the O'Connell family
00:01:55what is this
00:01:58clear out the trash
00:02:00no no no no no no no no no no please don't kill me no
00:02:06no no
00:02:07my apologies
00:02:11now where were we hell no
00:02:15Jane Jane
00:02:17no Jane wait I am not going out with the game
00:02:21Jane what come on stop following me come on beautiful I'll see you later Jane
00:02:27sorry boys that's a kick in the twins but I lost it a second she found out I'm a high school dropout
00:02:36no one respects a high school dropout
00:02:40you should have shown her your bank account
00:02:43I'm sure she would have respected billion is
00:02:48I'm serious thing was I was good in high school I crushed calculus
00:02:55maybe you should think about going back could uh be like that kid over there
00:03:05yeah maybe not that kid Genso but honestly it would be good I wish I would have another shot at high school
00:03:12I wish I would have another shot at high school
00:03:17God what a great GG
00:03:19I could just
00:03:22I could have the Excalibur
00:03:24look out
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00:03:55Ugh. What happened? I wish I had another shot at his eye.
00:04:08Oh shit. Am I in a hospital? But what's wrong with my eyes?
00:04:13Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get him out of here right now.
00:04:17I recognize that voice. That's Sully. One of my low-level guys.
00:04:21Get up. I'm taking you home. The clothes are in the bag.
00:04:25Why would he take me home? He's not my driver.
00:04:28Put on your glasses. Let's go.
00:04:30Glasses?
00:04:32That means now. I'm talking to you.
00:04:35Hey, shit for brains. Move now.
00:04:39What the hell did you just call me?
00:04:42What the fuck?
00:04:44What the fuck?
00:05:01What the fuck?
00:05:03Whoa! Language!
00:05:05Do you have any idea the mess you've been causing? Huh?
00:05:10Oh shit. Somehow, I'm in the body of a teenager.
00:05:14Sully. It's me. It's me.
00:05:18What have I told you about calling me Sully?
00:05:21I am your father and you will show me the respect I deserve.
00:05:26Oh shit. I'm in the body of Sully's son.
00:05:31Okay.
00:05:33You have to listen to me. Listen.
00:05:35I'm not-
00:05:36Ah!
00:05:38Sully!
00:05:39Is this really how Sully treats his own child?
00:05:41Poor kid.
00:05:42What the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of the traffic, huh?
00:05:47Do you know how much trouble I'm in because of you?
00:05:50You're about to find out.
00:05:52That's a very bad decision.
00:05:54You want to pout like a little girl? You're about to cry like one too.
00:05:57You never learn how to act like a Sullivan.
00:06:01I couldn't imagine a bigger demotion.
00:06:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:06:04What the hell is going on in here?
00:06:06Thank God.
00:06:07I'm just in time to watch me teach my son a fucking look.
00:06:10Hey!
00:06:11What the fuck's the matter with you?
00:06:13He's a kid!
00:06:15Vinny, look at me.
00:06:16Look.
00:06:17I know this is fucking crazy.
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:20It's me.
00:06:21It's Will.
00:06:23I don't know how this fucking happened.
00:06:25You think you're funny?
00:06:26It's me.
00:06:27It's Will.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:29You think you're funny, you little piece of shit?
00:06:30You think so?
00:06:31Yeah.
00:06:32Because I saw Will die.
00:06:34I saw Will die!
00:06:38I saw Will die!
00:06:40My body's dead?
00:06:41So I'm stuck at this one?
00:06:43Vinny!
00:06:44Vinny!
00:06:45No!
00:06:47I'm about two seconds away from fucking ending you.
00:06:52Vinny!
00:06:53You gotta...
00:06:54You gotta listen to me!
00:06:55It's me!
00:06:56It's Will!
00:06:57Say it one more time!
00:06:58Vinny!
00:06:59One more fucking time!
00:07:00I can't breathe!
00:07:01We woke up and was a green man.
00:07:03And a green man died!
00:07:04Running into traffic to save your fucking ass!
00:07:07Disrespectful fuck!
00:07:09Buried in his phone!
00:07:10What do you gotta say for yourself?
00:07:13Huh?
00:07:14That's a kick in the twins!
00:07:18That's a kick in the twins!
00:07:20No!
00:07:21No!
00:07:22No!
00:07:23No!
00:07:24No!
00:07:25No!
00:07:26No!
00:07:27What did you say?
00:07:30Ain't it Vincenzo?
00:07:31Only Will called me the child.
00:07:33And he ducked away!
00:07:34No you don't!
00:07:35Vinny!
00:07:46Oh shit!
00:07:50You're about to go to school!
00:07:51I'm...
00:07:52God!
00:07:53Is that how you get off?
00:07:54No!
00:07:55I...
00:07:56John Farrow!
00:07:57School!
00:07:58Look, sorry!
00:07:59Are you staring at my tits?
00:08:00No!
00:08:01No!
00:08:02Ew!
00:08:03He's staring at my tits!
00:08:04Whoa!
00:08:05Whoa!
00:08:06Is there a problem here?
00:08:07Sorry, I'm just...
00:08:08This is fabulous!
00:08:09No!
00:08:10Ew!
00:08:11He's staring at my tits!
00:08:12No!
00:08:13Ew!
00:08:14He's staring at my tits!
00:08:15Whoa!
00:08:16Whoa!
00:08:17Is there a problem here?
00:08:18Sorry, I'm just...
00:08:19Is this fat fucking freak bothering you, babe?
00:08:22Yeah!
00:08:23He...
00:08:24You know what?
00:08:25Uh...
00:08:26Let's see how you like it when everyone stares...
00:08:29At your mantis!
00:08:33Let's take off his shirt!
00:08:35Don't you fucking touch me!
00:08:37Oh yeah!
00:08:38Got me!
00:08:40Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:08:41Yeah, yeah!
00:08:42Keep it pinned, right?
00:08:43Wait...
00:08:44It's you, baby!
00:08:45I gotta be pretty tight!
00:08:46Oh!
00:08:47Oh!
00:08:48Yeah!
00:08:49Look at those things!
00:08:54If I ever...
00:08:55Catch you perfectly on my goal again...
00:08:57I will fucking kill you!
00:08:59I want to get you!
00:09:13I said...
00:09:16Fuck you, bitch!
00:09:19It's your leg!
00:09:20Come on, come on.
00:09:44Come on, come on.
00:09:51Come on, come on.
00:09:53Come on, come on.
00:09:57Oh, shit.
00:10:00That is what happens when you touch my girl.
00:10:07Hey!
00:10:11Hey!
00:10:16Is that all you got?
00:10:19Bitch.
00:10:22Stop, you're gonna die.
00:10:23I don't fucking care.
00:10:25Come here, go see.
00:10:28Come on!
00:10:41What the hell is going on, Dave?
00:10:46Jesus Christ.
00:10:51What the hell is going on, Dave?
00:11:01Huh?
00:11:02Jesus Christ.
00:11:04About my dumb ass son getting himself in the hospital.
00:11:09Huh?
00:11:10I'm not your son, Saul.
00:11:11Fucking fight.
00:11:12You're a weak, fat ass.
00:11:15I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do.
00:11:22Don't lay one more finger on him.
00:11:25Vinny?
00:11:26Uh, uh, Mr. Genie here.
00:11:28What are you doing here?
00:11:29He's...
00:11:30No more of your concern.
00:11:32No.
00:11:37Don't come home.
00:11:38The thing you said earlier.
00:11:40That's a kick in the door.
00:11:42Oh.
00:11:44Brutnant.
00:11:45And you looked me dead in the eye and you said,
00:11:48Elder Abuse...
00:11:50Isn't Marion.
00:11:51Got a thing where you say your favorite drink,
00:11:53uh, stash some getaway money underneath your aunt's above-ground pool,
00:11:58which is...
00:11:59at the Jersey City Multiplex.
00:12:01Should I keep going?
00:12:02You fight?
00:12:03It's you, boss!
00:12:04I heard, I heard.
00:12:06You know who the other kid was?
00:12:07Dane Flanagan.
00:12:08That's fine again.
00:12:09That's an hour and four, so the guy that I almost didn't hire because he was too brutal.
00:12:12That hashflank.
00:12:13Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
00:12:14It's a...
00:12:15Listen.
00:12:16You need anything.
00:12:17You call me.
00:12:18Thank you, man.
00:12:20It's good to have you back, boss.
00:12:22It's good to be back.
00:12:29You...
00:12:31Listen here.
00:12:32He'll beat you.
00:12:33I'm going to humiliate you and then...
00:12:37You have no idea here, man.
00:12:38Oh, really?
00:12:41Because I'm longer than you.
00:12:43I'm richer than you.
00:12:44My dad is a fucking mobbing force.
00:12:47Nothing.
00:12:48Are your parents coming to pick you up?
00:12:53Not exactly.
00:13:00I think it's time to get ready for high school, man.
00:13:02That's pretty cool, man.
00:13:03It's pretty cool, man.
00:13:04That's cool, man.
00:13:35Well, I just need to see, so, uh, just give me whatever the kids are getting.
00:13:57So glad you're back at school.
00:13:59Yeah, shit, but, yeah, I know it will never happen.
00:14:02I mean, they know that my dad is a mobster and that he'd kill them if they did.
00:14:09They're not going to risk their lives as some goth freak.
00:14:14Where is that weak bitch anyway?
00:14:16I haven't seen him in a while.
00:14:17Probably transferred out, you know, after I scared the shit out of the crates.
00:14:22All right, don't worry, babe.
00:14:23I'll never see that little pussy ever again.
00:14:32Whoa.
00:14:44Oh, my God.
00:14:46I'm in love.
00:14:48Don't recognize me.
00:14:50Bitch.
00:14:51Ian?
00:14:58Clearly.
00:15:00Now, if any of you even look at me the wrong way or get in my way, I'll take everything away.
00:15:04I'll take everything you have.
00:15:06I have to go.
00:15:08I have a clap.
00:15:09You're a dead man walking.
00:15:11Paige.
00:15:12What the fuck?
00:15:14You should come hang out with us tonight.
00:15:16We're going to Club Razor.
00:15:17Even if you somehow snuck in, uh, promeners on the dance floor.
00:15:23Fuck, I've never heard of any darkroom.
00:15:29Yeah, of course.
00:15:30I'm going there all the time.
00:15:32On TikTok.
00:15:33That's where Sabrina Carpenter hangs out when she's in town.
00:15:35Make a bet.
00:15:37If you can get us.
00:15:39I'll drop out of school.
00:15:42But if you can't, and I can, then you have to crawl across the whole quad in your underwear.
00:15:52And kiss my feet.
00:15:55Just for fun.
00:15:59Screw you.
00:16:07You.
00:16:09Thanks.
00:16:12Hey, how do you even think you're going to get in, huh?
00:16:16Give the bouncer a handjob?
00:16:21That's funny.
00:16:22No.
00:16:23Out of school.
00:16:25With something nice.
00:16:30Dude, we are probably the only high schoolers that have ever died.
00:16:32You're literally in the coolest club in the city.
00:16:35We should have waited for him longer.
00:16:37Oh, my God.
00:16:38God.
00:16:39Why do you care about that freak?
00:16:41So, he went on a Zen pick or something, but he's still gross.
00:16:46Hey, man.
00:16:47Let's just get a drink.
00:16:49Nah, nah.
00:16:49I got us a table.
00:16:50And I'll tell him who I am and they'll upgrade us to the darkroom.
00:16:54Okay.
00:16:55Excuse me, sir.
00:16:55My father is Hatch Flanagan, as in the very dangerous and high-ranking member of the criminal
00:17:05organization that owns this club.
00:17:10I'm aware, sir.
00:17:12Your party has been upgraded to the darkroom.
00:17:14Follow me, please, sir.
00:17:17Didn't even need to tell him.
00:17:19Sorry, girls.
00:17:20Looks like their little crush is going to transfer schools.
00:17:28What the fuck?
00:17:31Welcome to the darkroom.
00:17:37Please.
00:17:38Have a drink.
00:17:39Make yourself comfortable.
00:17:40I'm glad you're here.
00:17:43Except for you, Dane.
00:17:44Would hate for you to have a hangover before you have to cross the quad tonight.
00:17:57Please, please.
00:17:58Have a seat.
00:18:03Cut the shit, asshole.
00:18:06It was my dad's name got us in here.
00:18:09Now, how about you stop drinking our alcohol and you get the fuck out of here?
00:18:13It was your dad who got you in here?
00:18:22I mean, it sure as hell wasn't yours.
00:18:24Now, see, you guys might not know this, but Caden's dad is also in the-
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:29No wonder you smell like trash all the time.
00:18:32They have no idea that I'm really the boss of the O'Connell gang.
00:18:36No, I have a little idea.
00:18:38What, you want to stay here, hang out with us?
00:18:40Then how about you mop the fucking floor like your daddy?
00:18:45Bring me a mop and bucket.
00:18:47Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
00:18:48Do you have any idea who my father-
00:18:51That would be great.
00:19:00You dumbasses.
00:19:02He's probably paying-
00:19:03I wouldn't do that if I were you.
00:19:08Unless both of you want all the bouncers in here to break you in half.
00:19:11Just the truth.
00:19:12Yeah.
00:19:13We know who you are.
00:19:15A fat nerd freak.
00:19:19Who's too poor to belong in a place.
00:19:21We'll do it again.
00:19:23Or down here and we'll then-
00:19:26Then transferring schools, that's the least of your issues.
00:19:28Oh, my God.
00:19:31Dude, you're gonna die.
00:19:34For reals.
00:19:35Yeah.
00:19:36You know what, I think I will call him.
00:19:39Tell him you're disrespecting him, me, and this club.
00:19:44You're mopping bucket, sir.
00:19:46Or-
00:19:47What do you think?
00:19:54You alive.
00:19:58Or you can just talk to your daddy's-
00:20:00You see, there's VIP.
00:20:03I mean, there's ultra VIP, which-
00:20:06Which is so secret that it probably-
00:20:09Gang members and their special guests.
00:20:12And their boards in the back of their heads.
00:20:18Watch me be beat to death.
00:20:21But-
00:20:22If you can't, and I can-
00:20:27And her underwear.
00:20:30Right now, fuck-
00:20:31Jane, calm down!
00:20:33Paige!
00:20:35Maybe you should just leave now.
00:20:37I don't want you to get hurt.
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:41Why don't you come over and make me?
00:20:44Because I don't need to.
00:20:45So.
00:20:46Damn.
00:20:51Oh, you, my friend, are a fucking-
00:20:54Yeah.
00:20:55Deal.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:58Should you get the mob?
00:20:59I'm so glad I'll-
00:21:01He's a fucking idiot.
00:21:03Fuckin' idiot.
00:21:15Get him on his knees.
00:21:22Open.
00:21:22No.
00:21:23Fuck you!
00:21:25You son of a bitch!
00:21:27Paige, Emma, would you like to go to a real VIP room?
00:21:44Also, take everyone else to the co-
00:21:45I hope you don't mind.
00:21:50We may have figured out this was happening.
00:21:52Do it!
00:21:54Do it!
00:21:54Don't fool this!
00:21:55I'm not fooling this!
00:21:56Yes, you are.
00:22:03Now, come on, Danny boy.
00:22:05Get on your knees.
00:22:06Let's go.
00:22:06Oh, my God!
00:22:08Eat it!
00:22:09Eat it!
00:22:11Eat it!
00:22:11Get her out of here!
00:22:13Get her out of here!
00:22:13What is this?
00:22:14What's up?
00:22:14What's up?
00:22:15It's so hard!
00:22:16It's so hard!
00:22:17We are so-
00:22:18Oh, my God!
00:22:18It's so-
00:22:19It's so funny!
00:22:19Can you see that?
00:22:20It's so serious!
00:22:21Oh, no!
00:22:22Oh, no!
00:22:22Oh, no!
00:22:23Oh, no!
00:22:24Oh, no!
00:22:29I can't believe it!
00:22:30I can't believe it!
00:22:30That's so good!
00:22:31What's up?
00:22:31No!
00:22:32No, no!
00:22:33Hey!
00:22:36Oh, no!
00:22:37kiss my feet kiss my feet
00:23:07dad i need a favor i want you to have someone killed
00:23:24now that is only going to be true as long as x is zero now what happens if we increase that amount
00:23:33well it's going to do something a little bit different to the equation here now if we take
00:23:39a look at x plug in one that's going to change it i have a gift when it comes to calculus but
00:23:45hang over am i right if we sit down
00:23:50so nice of you to join us after
00:24:00that's not fair mr thompson the entire class got that question wrong when we tried
00:24:05we only know sullivan unless you left your brain at home how about i just take a try i'm not gonna
00:24:12waste it what is he doing just sit down katie what are you still doing here let me try to solve this
00:24:18problem if i can get it right then you have to apologize for being wrong about me in front of
00:24:23everybody if you can solve that problem then
00:24:27okay well mr sullivan
00:24:33okay well mr sullivan's decided to give us a show
00:24:40do zero over zero so i need to do a second differentiation
00:24:59that's enough
00:25:05what the fuck language mr sullivan i don't want to embarrass you in front of everyone but it didn't
00:25:15make mistakes let him finish mr thompson it's okay it's fine that's the spirit mr sullivan you don't
00:25:22feel bad some people just aren't made for hey because i solved the rest of the problem already in my head
00:25:28what you see you have to apply l'hospital three times otherwise the results are going to be indeterminate
00:25:35and x equals zero and that means that the answer and the limit would be 20
00:25:47is that incorrect excuse me mr thompson the answer is negative 20 you said so yourself last week
00:25:54a person like you could never solve a problem like that with no help from anyone completely on
00:26:05my own standing here by my little shit there are two kinds of students in this world the ones with
00:26:11bright futures and the ones worth
00:26:18worth
00:26:20worth
00:26:22worth
00:26:24worth
00:26:28worth
00:26:32worth
00:26:33worth
00:26:34worth
00:26:35worth
00:26:36worth
00:26:37no
00:26:39i just want to make sure that you all are hearing this clown
00:26:40i saw this problem with this
00:26:41do not talk back to me mr sullivan in my classroom go see principal daniels
00:26:47no sorry i can't do that not until you apologize to me in front of the entire class as you promised
00:26:58listen to me that are brainless hopeless penniless you know that's interesting
00:27:04because the way i see it there are two types of teachers in this world
00:27:09those who aren't psychopathic assholes
00:27:12principal's office now okay i'll go just don't piss your pants
00:27:23again
00:27:26mr sullivan i'm talking to you
00:27:42all right so if we focus on an opital we will see
00:27:46mr sullivan what are you doing back here you don't belong here see that's where you're wrong
00:27:53because you're the one that doesn't belong what are you talking about class i hate to be the one
00:27:59to inform you but if you would please say goodbye to mr thompson because today will be his last day
00:28:05of employment with us i don't think so laggard you're nothing but a stupid teenage son of a low-level
00:28:10gangster correction i'm the stupid teenage son of a high-level gangster
00:28:15to fire me you'll have to deal with the board the union and a whole bunch of lawyers
00:28:22none of which you know how to do now get out of my class
00:28:26you know what i'm sorry everyone uh you're right i don't know how to deal with any of those people
00:28:35so
00:28:36but you know what gangsters do know how to do
00:28:40pull security fledge like i don't know how to coffee shop
00:28:46how did you even know about you do you hear that
00:29:01oh that's just the sound of your employment ending
00:29:06how did you even know about you guys hear that
00:29:12well that's just the sound of your employment ending
00:29:16mr tough please get your things and come with me now
00:29:20what jerry now fuck you
00:29:23oh i'll get you you gangster piece of trash
00:29:31i know powerful people true but not as powerful as me
00:29:38not as powerful as i am
00:29:45no no no no well i think it's safe to say class dismissed
00:30:02kate and sullivan it's me
00:30:27mr johnson i work for the school district
00:30:32apparently there was an incident in the quad last night night
00:30:36need to get your version of the story
00:30:38i recognize him he's not with the school district
00:30:42he's a hitman for hire
00:30:44where we going
00:30:46come with me
00:30:48where
00:30:50i'm out the locker room somewhere private i don't want to embarrass you
00:30:58what are we doing in the locker room
00:31:15ah this is where you kill yourself
00:31:19flash your wrists
00:31:20i don't think so
00:31:23turn around kid
00:31:25all right you tell me who hired you
00:31:34i'll let you walk and i'll let you live
00:31:36you really think you have any right to make demands
00:31:40do you have any idea who i am
00:31:44i do
00:31:46you're pierre lebeau
00:31:48mid-level hitman for hire
00:31:51do you have any idea who i am
00:31:52nope i really don't care
00:31:57well you should
00:31:58mr lebeau please meet my associate
00:32:04vincent bergini
00:32:05acting head of the o'connell crime family
00:32:07last chance who hired you
00:32:09you're dead
00:32:12what the fuck
00:32:15or at least someone from the o'connell crime family
00:32:18they called me and asked me to make it look like an accident
00:32:21sorry
00:32:24why don't you listen to me
00:32:26if you ever
00:32:27try to kill a kid again
00:32:29i would personally
00:32:31cut off your balls
00:32:33and stuff me in your mouth
00:32:34you get me
00:32:35all right
00:32:36all right
00:32:37look at the fuck
00:32:37it's okay
00:32:42it's okay
00:32:42now why would he have the balls
00:32:45to order a hit without going through first
00:32:47well that's just a thing
00:32:49a lot of guys are trying to grab the throne
00:32:51because you're gone
00:32:51and then it's time i come back and put these bozos in line
00:33:01after do that i'm gonna need the o'connell family token
00:33:04well i got bad news for you
00:33:07you were buried with it
00:33:09but i always kept a second
00:33:10spare
00:33:11i keep it hidden in the safe in the club
00:33:16so i'm gonna go and i'm gonna get it
00:33:20no no no no no
00:33:21i'll do it
00:33:22don't worry about
00:33:23a lot of the guys still don't know who you are
00:33:24that's gonna be okay
00:33:25all right
00:33:26look i might be a kid
00:33:27but i'm still the same guy
00:33:29all right
00:33:30it's gonna be fine
00:33:32come here
00:33:33you want a beer
00:33:34yeah of course i do
00:33:36and get back to class
00:33:37i'll go right now
00:33:46the club is closed
00:33:47it'll be fine
00:33:48fuckers
00:34:18jackpot
00:34:34you have any idea what happens when you steal from leo connells
00:34:43hatch flanagan
00:34:43danes brood of fodder
00:34:45this isn't what it's like
00:34:55well
00:35:04looks like some homeless kid is trying to break into a personal safe
00:35:08of a very rich dead man
00:35:10i am that rich dead man
00:35:13my soul somehow transferred into this body
00:35:16i'm not breaking into anything
00:35:18i know the code
00:35:20it's got my stuff in it
00:35:26oh really
00:35:28will o'connell
00:35:30one of the most dangerous powerful men in the world
00:35:33also known for storing hobo kid's shit in his safe
00:35:38huh
00:35:38what does he got
00:35:39your comic books
00:35:41or your favorite jerk-off sock
00:35:44no
00:35:49just your mom's giant dildo
00:35:52just your mom's giant dildo
00:35:55just your mom's giant dildo
00:35:55just your mom's giant dildo
00:35:57that's a funny guy
00:36:03oh i like funny guys
00:36:05i usually bleed more
00:36:08ah you got jokes huh
00:36:12you comedian
00:36:13call vinnie brigini
00:36:16he'll tell you exactly who i am
00:36:18whoever the hell you are
00:36:19you are way way over your head
00:36:22you're messing with the o'connell crime family now
00:36:24and i'm will o'connell
00:36:26you stupid jackass
00:36:28look call vinnie
00:36:29or let me try to open the safe
00:36:31i'll show you what it is in it is mine
00:36:34you're not getting anywhere near that safe
00:36:35in fact you're going nowhere at all
00:36:37you're making a huge mistake
00:36:46who am i
00:36:47you don't have any idea who i am
00:36:51yeah
00:36:52you're hatch flanagan
00:36:55you've been in this gang for
00:36:57eight years
00:36:58i wasn't gonna let you in
00:37:00because
00:37:01you're a brutal prick
00:37:04but you said you could follow the rules
00:37:05also you've got a son
00:37:07who's a dumbass mouth breathing bitch and bully
00:37:11oh fuck you
00:37:13tommy mahomes
00:37:14from north park pennsylvania
00:37:17you've got a scar on your left calf
00:37:20from a knife fight
00:37:21this kid is crazy
00:37:24mr sam o'dowd
00:37:25who's lived on the same street
00:37:28in the same house
00:37:28since he was a kid
00:37:29it's on bastion drive
00:37:30you know
00:37:31he tells us that it's because
00:37:32he doesn't want to see the house go
00:37:34but the reality is
00:37:34he's been banging mrs baxter
00:37:36from next door
00:37:37since he was 18 years old
00:37:38how do you know all this
00:37:43because as crazy as it sounds
00:37:45i'm the guy you hired all you fucks
00:37:47i'm the leader of this gang
00:37:56i'm will o'connell
00:37:58now call
00:38:05now call
00:38:05finney
00:38:06don't just stare at me you dumbasses
00:38:13who sent you
00:38:15what
00:38:16who sent you to spy on him
00:38:17he's gotta be a spy
00:38:19hell's what do you know all that
00:38:20what times do i have to explain that
00:38:22it's your last chance
00:38:23who sent you
00:38:24it's your last chance
00:38:26i'm telling you
00:38:27boy should have been out by now
00:38:41come on come on come on pick up pick up
00:38:44you made me do this
00:38:52boss
00:38:56i didn't want to do this god damn it
00:38:59that move that was boss's signature
00:39:04what are you doing standing there do something
00:39:07but but but boss what
00:39:08what
00:39:09hell
00:39:10i just got a call from vinny porcini
00:39:16and he is on his way here
00:39:22the fuck do you want
00:39:25that's what i'm asking you
00:39:27larry tomeli
00:39:28all-around creep
00:39:30he runs his club for vinny
00:39:32who runs his mob for me
00:39:33why why why
00:39:35would he come to my club
00:39:37during the day
00:39:38your club
00:39:39the o'connell family owns this club
00:39:43and vinny is in charge
00:39:44stop busting my nuts
00:39:47all i'm saying is let's figure out
00:39:49why vinny's coming here
00:39:50larry
00:39:51larry
00:39:51he's coming for me
00:39:53who the fuck is this kid
00:39:54why is this kid talking to you
00:39:55shut up
00:39:55shit shit shit shit shit
00:39:59wait wait
00:40:00maybe
00:40:01there's a sound of an alarm
00:40:02we don't know about on the safe
00:40:04vinny is gonna be pissed
00:40:06shit shit shit the last time
00:40:08somebody trespassed
00:40:09yeah yeah will o'connell
00:40:11killed the manager himself
00:40:12and that
00:40:13is not
00:40:14happening to me
00:40:16i say
00:40:19i say let's get rid of this rat
00:40:21before vinny gets here
00:40:22huh
00:40:22yeah
00:40:23i can't think of anything else
00:40:24that piss him off more
00:40:25wait
00:40:26larry that safe has a code
00:40:29right
00:40:30yes
00:40:32a code that
00:40:34will o'connell
00:40:35and will o'connell only
00:40:36knows
00:40:37yes
00:40:38larry let's just shoot him
00:40:39shut up
00:40:41so what
00:40:46what about it
00:40:47i can open it
00:40:51that safe has been shut dead since the boss is gone
00:40:59and we checked with every locksmith in the whole goddamn vicinity
00:41:02because i designed it
00:41:03and all the contents inside of that safe were supposed to die with me
00:41:07larry the kid is full of shit okay
00:41:09i know the code to that safe
00:41:14let me put it in there and if i get the code right we wait till vinny gets here
00:41:18okay
00:41:19and what if you don't open
00:41:22can you kill me
00:41:25i'll bite
00:41:28i'll shoot you right in the gut and watch you bleed it
00:41:31wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:41:34nice drive but how
00:41:36do i know that you're not some kind of uh
00:41:39some kind of locksmith genius or something
00:41:42huh
00:41:43do i look like a locksmith genius to you
00:41:46shit head doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut let alone know how to open something
00:41:51look i'll give hatch the numbers
00:41:52hatch will put in the code
00:41:54i won't even touch it
00:41:57great
00:42:02all right pops let's go
00:42:05all right try five two for may 2nd that was my mother annette's birthday
00:42:18and then 604 for 604 west avenue that's my childhood home
00:42:27and finally 99 for the year that i should have graduated high school
00:42:35something that was very important to me
00:42:39well
00:42:45pound
00:42:49how the fuck
00:43:07how the fuck
00:43:09you'll find 100 g's cash in there as well as a passport for connor o williams and a framed
00:43:15picture of uh the last time i saw my grandmother it was her 93rd birthday
00:43:21there was cake
00:43:23what's the color to dress your nana's wearing
00:43:27i don't know
00:43:34because it was in the closet
00:43:40the shirt she was wearing
00:43:42however
00:43:43was blue
00:43:50he's right
00:43:51you know fellas ironically this is not the most interesting piece of a safe
00:44:03what's most interesting is that behind the frame is the oconnell family
00:44:10token
00:44:18oh
00:44:20that proves he's the boss
00:44:22sir
00:44:23sir i am so sorry
00:44:26look i i
00:44:28it's a fucked up situation okay
00:44:32what the fuck
00:44:34what the fuck have you done now
00:44:41you know who this kid is son
00:44:43yeah of course
00:44:45fucking son
00:44:47fucking son
00:44:49no i'm not
00:44:51yeah he is
00:44:53unfortunately
00:44:55but i haven't had anything to do with him
00:44:57since he killed will
00:44:58you got will killed
00:45:00no
00:45:01you're the dumbass that stepped out into traffic
00:45:04no no
00:45:05i'm not
00:45:07i'm telling you
00:45:09i am will
00:45:12no wonder he knows so much about will
00:45:15he he probably got obsessed
00:45:17and broke into his house and got his info
00:45:20you devious little shit
00:45:22you promised not to do anything until vinnie got here
00:45:26vinnie is on his way and he was best friends with will
00:45:30uh we we can't let him see that the kid who got will killed is here
00:45:35say i'll put two in the backer's head and throw him in the wood chipper
00:45:38unless you're sentimental son
00:45:40i can breed another kid
00:45:43guys i'm telling you if you pull those triggers you will not be alive coming morning
00:45:52i'll take my chances
00:45:55put your fucking guns down
00:45:58where i put holes in your brainless heads
00:46:02boss
00:46:10i'm so sorry
00:46:12we was gonna take care of this for you
00:46:14oh you were were you
00:46:15this is the kid that
00:46:16that got will killed
00:46:18caught him breaking in here
00:46:20trying to get into will gold private
00:46:21safe
00:46:23oh he was was he
00:46:25boss i'm sorry
00:46:25this is my fault i take full responsibility for it
00:46:29i should have killed you a long time ago
00:46:31no i'll take care of it right now
00:46:34no
00:46:34please
00:46:35allow me
00:46:38you fucking idiots
00:46:52boss boss this this kid broken
00:46:54shut the fuck up
00:46:56it's not my club it's his club
00:47:01and you're lucky that he's not getting me to execute every single one of you
00:47:05for disrespecting him
00:47:07what
00:47:08i i don't understand
00:47:12i told you to shut the fuck up now everyone listen up
00:47:14no one and i mean no one touches him
00:47:18boss you're not making any sense this is kaden my fucked up son
00:47:23no he's not
00:47:24this boy that's standing before you all
00:47:27this is will o'connell
00:47:29will o'connell's son
00:47:40what the fuck
00:47:42sully's not my real father
00:47:44and he was about to shoot me point blank just a moment ago if you remember that
00:47:49if sully's not your father that that
00:47:51my mom had an affair
00:47:52that's a lie
00:47:53it's not a lie
00:47:54she was gonna leave this piece of shit
00:47:56until she got sick
00:47:59will felt really bad
00:48:02didn't want to make her look bad
00:48:03so
00:48:03he only told me
00:48:05and his best friend
00:48:07no wonder will sacrificed his life
00:48:10saved you
00:48:12yes
00:48:12can't believe i didn't see it before
00:48:15you look nothing alike
00:48:17but you sound exactly the same
00:48:19you're not believing this absolute shit are ya
00:48:23let me tell you something
00:48:24his mother never slept with no other man but me
00:48:28like we're gonna believe a son killer over vinnie
00:48:32mr o'connell i i apologize for the mishap earlier
00:48:38i am at your service
00:48:41thank you gentlemen
00:48:51all right first order of business
00:48:54get silly out of my fucking sight please
00:48:56what
00:48:57what no
00:48:57you heard him
00:48:58you heard him
00:48:59i swear
00:48:59i swear
00:49:00hatch
00:49:04wait
00:49:05why don't you go take a couple days and heal on up and come on back
00:49:11here you got
00:49:12to pick up that mob
00:49:14mob
00:49:16i was supposed to get promoted
00:49:19the o'connell family is not going to tolerate someone who would shoot a teenager who's innocent
00:49:22point blank
00:49:23you come back
00:49:24and you take that mob
00:49:25or you don't come back at all
00:49:26yes sir
00:49:32you declared yourself
00:49:41you got your power back
00:49:43what now
00:49:44i take over my next organization
00:49:46oh yeah
00:49:48what's that
00:49:49high school
00:49:53high school
00:49:57hey face
00:50:02where you're going
00:50:04not with you
00:50:06and don't call me babe
00:50:09amanda are you embarrassed to be seen with me after what happened
00:50:13you looked like a loser the other night
00:50:20and worse than that
00:50:22you made me look like a loser
00:50:24are you fucking kidding me right now
00:50:26dane
00:50:27you got owned
00:50:29by a nobody
00:50:30or maybe i was wrong about that
00:50:36maybe you're the nobody
00:50:38maybe
00:50:41i should be dating kaden
00:50:43instead
00:50:44oh good luck with that
00:50:46you
00:50:48dumb slut
00:50:50you
00:50:51are never gonna see kaden
00:50:53ever
00:50:54again
00:50:55oh my god
00:50:58yeah
00:51:02i took care
00:51:03of that little
00:51:04wannabe bitch
00:51:05i haven't seen
00:51:09these calculus
00:51:10oh my god
00:51:11oh my god
00:51:11pain
00:51:12what did you do
00:51:14you see you
00:51:15you
00:51:15dumb skits
00:51:17you really
00:51:20picked the wrong guy
00:51:22you see this
00:51:22this is my
00:51:24school
00:51:24it is about fucking time
00:51:27that i showed it
00:51:28dude
00:51:30you got fucking problems
00:51:31what about you big man
00:51:35no
00:51:36no
00:51:36now see that
00:51:39that is what i fucking thought
00:51:42i am the fucking king here
00:51:44you're nuts
00:51:44you want to be next
00:51:45huh
00:51:46why don't you get down
00:51:48and kiss my fucking feet
00:51:49why don't you get down
00:51:52and kiss my fucking feet
00:51:53what
00:51:54what
00:51:54yeah yeah get down
00:51:56on the fucking floor
00:51:57on your hands and knees
00:51:59and kiss my fucking feet
00:52:01huh
00:52:01what's the matter
00:52:04just super funny
00:52:06when he had kisses last night
00:52:07right
00:52:07team stop
00:52:09you think she's gonna kiss my feet
00:52:10by herself
00:52:11get down
00:52:12now
00:52:13i have beat you nice
00:52:24i let you all swim
00:52:26when that fucking freak
00:52:28humiliated me
00:52:28we got all in his mouth
00:52:32you are all
00:52:33going to submit
00:52:35to me
00:52:35you are gonna make it up to me
00:52:44for what you just did
00:52:45the hard way
00:52:47and of all
00:52:48three of you get
00:52:49on your hands and knees
00:52:51we get the fucking feet
00:52:52of your king
00:52:53hey baby
00:52:55oh baby
00:52:56please
00:52:56you're scary
00:52:57i'll go
00:52:58i give a fuck
00:52:59see this
00:53:00this is just the beginning
00:53:01because after this
00:53:02all three of you
00:53:03are going back
00:53:04to your last room
00:53:04with you
00:53:05and you are going to really
00:53:06submit to me
00:53:07do something
00:53:15sharon you're bigger than him
00:53:19are you gonna let this happen
00:53:20i have a life
00:53:22you're bigger than me
00:53:25shouldn't have disrespected me
00:53:46good boy
00:53:47good boy
00:53:48steve
00:53:49steve is not gonna help you
00:53:51okay nobody
00:53:52is gonna help you
00:53:53pay me
00:53:54he's fucking dead
00:53:56i had him kill
00:54:01well i am waiting ladies
00:54:11what the hell is going on here
00:54:17yeah how about you calm down clancy
00:54:18i'm just teaching a lesson in respect
00:54:20mr franagan
00:54:22gone too far
00:54:24i don't care
00:54:25i don't care who your father is
00:54:27you don't act like this
00:54:29in my school
00:54:31your school
00:54:34your school
00:54:36no no
00:54:39mother
00:54:39this school
00:54:42is now mine
00:54:44now you
00:55:01you
00:55:02are gonna watch
00:55:03and see what happens
00:55:05would you fuck
00:55:06with me
00:55:06someone call
00:55:079-1-1-1
00:55:08now
00:55:08the next person
00:55:14to take out their phone
00:55:16gets a bullet
00:55:17in their head
00:55:18fucking move
00:55:20now
00:55:21now
00:55:21you can see
00:55:26i wanna take my time
00:55:28with this
00:55:29nobody please
00:55:31please
00:55:31don't just let him do this
00:55:33dude
00:55:36this is crazy
00:55:37oh yeah
00:55:39is it crazy
00:55:41why don't you come
00:55:42and do something about it
00:55:43if we rush him all at once
00:55:44we can take him down
00:55:45oh no
00:55:46oh no
00:55:47i should have thought of that
00:55:49oh wait
00:55:49i did
00:55:51lockwood high
00:56:03high school
00:56:03meet the o'connell gang
00:56:07hey
00:56:12please
00:56:13don't do this
00:56:15now see you
00:56:20you disrespected me
00:56:22and my family name
00:56:24and when you disrespect me
00:56:27you disrespect them
00:56:28and you
00:56:29are all
00:56:30i'm gonna pay for it
00:56:32starting
00:56:34with you
00:56:35three
00:56:36please
00:56:37please
00:56:37don't kill me
00:56:39no no no no
00:56:40i'm not gonna kill you
00:56:41i'm not gonna kill you
00:56:42it's gonna be so
00:56:43so
00:56:43so
00:56:44worse
00:56:45because you see these
00:56:47these pretty girls
00:56:49they thought
00:56:49they were too good for me
00:56:51well
00:56:53you're about to become a whole
00:56:55a lot
00:56:56less
00:56:57this is enough
00:57:01dangerous isn't it
00:57:02just stop
00:57:03it's enough
00:57:04now that anyone takes another step forward
00:57:11gun them down
00:57:12now
00:57:14where were we
00:57:15help
00:57:16you can't wait
00:57:17you can't wait
00:57:18it's gonna help you
00:57:20huh
00:57:21your boyfriend
00:57:22no wait
00:57:23keiden
00:57:24has got two bullets
00:57:26into his head
00:57:27keiden
00:57:37keiden
00:57:38oh sweet
00:57:40keiden
00:57:40where are you
00:57:42i'm right here
00:57:50day in flanagan
00:57:56keiden
00:57:59you're okay
00:58:00you look like you've seen ghosts
00:58:04keiden you're still alive
00:58:06seems to be so
00:58:08huh
00:58:08well i'm not a problem
00:58:10men
00:58:11kill him
00:58:11oh
00:58:13so you lovely ladies look for this guy
00:58:15huh
00:58:15they are members of the o'connell crime family
00:58:18which means that they work
00:58:19for my father
00:58:20which means that they work
00:58:21for me
00:58:22i thought the o'connells
00:58:24uh worked for just the o'connells
00:58:25you fool
00:58:27will o'connell's dead
00:58:29he got hit by a truck
00:58:32there are
00:58:32no o'connells
00:58:34left
00:58:35actually
00:58:37there is one
00:58:39me
00:58:44you really think
00:58:48some trick
00:58:49some trick
00:58:49it's gonna save you
00:58:50that's no drinking
00:58:51that's the o'connell family token
00:58:53what do you mean
00:58:54it means
00:58:55this
00:58:56just keep
00:59:08your guns up
00:59:09all right
00:59:14now everybody put your fucking guns down
00:59:17okay
00:59:18he ain't your boss
00:59:19yes he is
00:59:20i'm second in command now
00:59:28what the fuck are you doing i didn't say you could lower your guns
00:59:34just follow an order sweetheart we'll be done shortly
00:59:37and who the hell are you supposed to be
00:59:43do you know who my father is
00:59:45hatch flanagan
00:59:47you piece of shit
00:59:49peasant
00:59:49may i
00:59:51please
00:59:54i don't know
00:59:56how you're dead
00:59:57to any
00:59:58idea
00:59:59what my father is gonna do to you when i tell him that you slot me
01:00:03why don't we ask him
01:00:04i invited him here
01:00:05i got your message boss
01:00:11what the hell is going on here
01:00:14i need you to kill this piece of shit
01:00:21moron
01:00:29this is world o'connell's kid
01:00:32no no he is the son of a janitor
01:00:34you shut up
01:00:35you don't know what the fuck you're talking about
01:00:37shut it
01:00:40it's your o'connell
01:00:42it's your virginie
01:00:43i apologize on behalf of my moron
01:00:46disrespectful son of a bitch kid
01:00:48you don't know him better
01:00:48gotta take your wrath out on somebody
01:00:50take it out on me
01:00:51okay
01:00:52hash
01:00:53get the fuck out of here
01:00:56done
01:00:57dad
01:00:58dad
01:00:59dad
01:01:03now you listen up you listen up good
01:01:09the o'connell family does not tolerate threatening children
01:01:13but boss we were just following orders
01:01:16then you got some new orders now don't you
01:01:19if i see any of you fucking rats
01:01:20if i see any of you fucking rats
01:01:21if you ever again i'll fucking kill you
01:01:22understand
01:01:23i have
01:01:28i have
01:01:29smoke
01:01:30on with the o'connell family
01:01:35on with the o'connell family
01:01:36what are you just leaving me
01:01:47everybody's leaving you
01:01:49can you catch on to that
01:01:50friends
01:01:53girlfriend
01:01:55girlfriend
01:01:56your own daddy
01:02:02what is it that you said to me
01:02:03right here
01:02:04in front of this fucking locker
01:02:06you
01:02:07are
01:02:08nothing
01:02:09that's not quite true
01:02:13hmm
01:02:14i still got a gun
01:02:28i still got a gun
01:02:30i give up
01:02:43what'd you say
01:02:45i give up
01:02:46i give up
01:02:47out loud
01:02:48look i i give up
01:02:49i give up
01:02:50i give up
01:02:51okay
01:03:00you kill me now
01:03:11me
01:03:12no
01:03:13i would never kill you
01:03:14come on
01:03:15well i deny all those federal inmates some young fresh meat dang
01:03:21what
01:03:23now here's what's gonna happen
01:03:25as soon as he wakes up
01:03:27you're gonna take the fall for everything that happened this last week
01:03:32you know
01:03:33no no no
01:03:34you can't
01:03:35yes i can
01:03:36i own half the district attorneys in town
01:03:41you're going to prison baby boy
01:03:45i'll see you in 40 years to life pal
01:03:51please k did i start playing
01:03:53no
01:03:54let me go
01:03:55no
01:03:56no
01:03:57no
01:03:58no
01:04:02no
01:04:03no
01:04:04no
01:04:05no
01:04:06mamu
01:04:07David i'm sorry please
01:04:08alright for the rest of us
01:04:09you were never here
01:04:10capiche
01:04:11go
01:04:12hey
01:04:13okay here
01:04:14let me see
01:04:15let me see
01:04:16you're okay
01:04:17you're okay
01:04:18you're okay
01:04:19you're okay
01:04:20it's okay
01:04:21i'm sorry
01:04:22i'm sorry
01:04:23i was cruelty
01:04:24After that day, school actually became fun.
01:04:38I became a straight-A student.
01:04:40I was very popular with the ladies.
01:04:43Not that I ever acted on it.
01:04:46But the best part was, after saving the school, I gained a reputation for fixing things.
01:04:52I understand that you're having trouble with certain elements of the hockey team.
01:05:03How come we all?
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