00:30okay children due to some recent budgetary constraints your science class will have to be covered by mr. small here's the curriculum and your pay grab your essential oils we're in for some new age nonsense today we will be learning about the stars in our known galaxy huh that actually sounds like real science and how the mystical movements control of our predestined fates there it is behold my celestial stone the
00:59called to me from its oppressive prison of negative energy uh here on earth that's called a storage closet with it i am able to divine destinies from the stars what job you'll get what your dog dreams about and even who your true love matches
01:15uh but stars are just giant spheroids of gas born of nuclear fusion
01:20you know what i'm hearing colin i'm afraid to fall in love
01:25you've seen right to my yoke
01:28now who wants to come up here connect with the stars and find out who their true love match is
01:34no i think we're uh look at these poor saps trying to get love advice from a rock
01:42oh great stars reveal your love matches unto me joe and terry
01:48and terry
01:50oh
01:52sarah and hot dog guy
01:54leslie
01:55and leslie
01:56how does that even work
01:58self-pollination baby
02:00oh
02:02wait i'm getting another one
02:04penny
02:06and
02:08tobias
02:10hey
02:12okay we all know i'm penny's true love match i think your cosmic crystal has a signal failure
02:16what's that there's more
02:18gumball and penny not only are you not meant to be together you'll break up by the end of the day
02:26gumball i'm leaving you what i mean if that's what the celestial stone says
02:32oh i get it you're joking
02:34you may laugh but the stars will bring forth your reckoning and a ton of cute fuzzy feelings
02:44class dismissed
02:46well that was weird
02:48right
02:50we're gonna be together forever
02:52dating through high school going to different colleges but still make it work
02:54move to mars
02:56mysterious aliens come back from the future and try and prevent my rise to leader of their resistance
03:00okay
03:02oh
03:04books books books
03:06oh no
03:08oh sorry i'm just
03:10excuse me
03:12let me just get
03:14oh
03:24uh maybe we could share a few more toppings over lunch
03:28oh i'd love that
03:30whoa
03:32don't you just love it when a prophecy comes together
03:46could you pass the
03:48thanks
03:50do you want my
03:52oh
03:54sarah and hot dog guys seem to really be hitting it off
04:02you're not actually worried about this stars nonsense are you
04:06do you accept this onion ring
04:08oh
04:10oh i do i do i do
04:12ah it burns
04:14just like her love
04:16maybe a little
04:18but so you think we're gonna break up
04:20no no no no no no no no you're right i am just being silly
04:22just because one of mr small's predictions came true doesn't mean they all will
04:26hmm
04:28huh
04:30terry forgot her apple core
04:32ha ha ha ha ha
04:34Alan watch out
04:36whoa
04:38that card came out of nowhere
04:40yeah
04:42just like you miss ami
04:44oh
04:46carmen
04:48don't want to get too moist right
04:50i do get a little mushy in the rain
04:52oh my spectacles have become foggy
04:54oh here let me help
04:56i can see clearly now
04:58oh
05:00terry you forgot this
05:02oh joe i do love a rotten piece of fruit
05:04got room up there for one more
05:06hey
05:10excuse me
05:12okay i think this school's finally lost it i'm going to the library
05:16wait
05:18wait penny
05:20maybe it would be fun if we uh
05:22spice things up a bit
05:24gumbo you know i don't like chili flakes
05:26come on remember when we used to like try new things like
05:28oh
05:30oh
05:34i think you've done enough
05:36come on penny let's go wash our eyes and minds of this embarrassing situation
05:40penny wait
05:42come on i'm fine just stop stressing
05:44please
05:46okay
05:48penny everything's gonna be okay
05:54okay if i make this shot me and penny will be together forever
05:56okay
05:57me and penny will be together forever
05:59okay if i make this shot me and penny will be together forever
06:04okay okay okay
06:06if i miss this shot me and penny will be together forever
06:08dude you're too on your head
06:10and you've never listened to it before so why start now
06:11yeah but it's looking like mr small pseudoscience might be true-do-science
06:14محقاً محقاً محقاً محقاً محقاً بلاباً
06:19و تبدو أنه محقاً محقاً محقاً بلاباً
06:23و لكن تطور نفسه فقط محقاً ليس لك.
06:27وضعي ، اهلاً لديت أزداد معينة وكلاً ترايخ فقط
