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00:00:00The Book of Love is a book that's written in the heart of every horny teenager.
00:00:23And believe it or not, it's based on a true story.
00:00:30Hey, Jack, it's Crutch.
00:00:35Your divorce papers just came through and you're flying solo again.
00:00:39The judge did give her the house in the country, but we had to expect something like that from a wife who's also a lawyer.
00:00:46Anyway, speaking of divorces, guess who's back in town visiting her mother?
00:00:50A certain old flame of yours from high school?
00:00:53Does cute, dark hair and a pistol ring a bell?
00:00:57And Jack, she asked about you.
00:00:59See you later, alligator, you big stud.
00:01:11Dark hair and a pistol.
00:01:13A pistol?
00:01:14I wonder why I'm still a pistol.
00:01:14¿Qué ta tell Winter?
00:01:31I wonder why I'm still a pistol?
00:01:34We're chillin' in the house and we're doing it.
00:01:36Just wait,瞳 then.
00:01:37What's that?
00:01:38Also a pistol?
00:01:38Do you know where I'm still a pistol?
00:01:40Do you know where I'm still a pistol?
00:01:41I wonder, wonder
00:01:44Oh, who wrote the book that wrote
00:01:49Okay.
00:01:54Old flame from high school.
00:01:58Connie?
00:02:00Cute, with no pistol.
00:02:05Bunny!
00:02:10And
00:02:11me.
00:02:17So we got shot down, Captain Midnight.
00:02:19Life does play its tricks.
00:02:22But hey,
00:02:23you wanted to be successful, you are.
00:02:25You fought for the girl,
00:02:27you got her.
00:02:28You expected a wonderful marriage,
00:02:31it was terrible.
00:02:34Don't you wonder
00:02:35if life could have been different?
00:02:37Come on back, Jack.
00:02:38Remember who you really are.
00:02:42I know some things you've forgotten.
00:02:45Some very important things.
00:02:46Go.
00:02:49Baby, baby, baby,
00:02:50I love you, yes, I'm the driver.
00:02:53Jack, would you take me to Canada?
00:02:56Hurry.
00:02:56I've got to meet the drummer in 20 minutes.
00:02:58Let's go.
00:02:59Be very careful.
00:03:01You guys want to ride with me?
00:03:02Yeah, yeah.
00:03:03Can we walk?
00:03:04Oh, okay, we don't have much room anyway,
00:03:06but Jack,
00:03:07please be careful with the china.
00:03:10Chapter 2, you tell her
00:03:12You never, never, never, never
00:03:13ever run apart
00:03:14In chapter 3, remember
00:03:16The meaning of romance
00:03:18In chapter 4, you break up
00:03:20But you give her just one more chance
00:03:23See that?
00:03:25That's smoke from the slag pile.
00:03:28You used to walk up there, you'd be dead.
00:03:30In no time for the coal gas.
00:03:34Wow.
00:03:35A mountain on fire.
00:03:37What a great neighborhood, huh, Jack?
00:03:39You know what happens to you
00:03:41in a new neighborhood?
00:03:43What?
00:03:45You get your ass kicked.
00:03:47I love you, darling
00:03:48Baby, you know I do
00:03:50But I've got to see this book of love
00:03:53Find out why it's true
00:03:55Ooh, ooh, ooh
00:03:59Who wrote the book of love?
00:04:03Chapter 1 says to love her
00:04:05You love her with all your heart
00:04:07Chapter 2, you tell her
00:04:10You never, never, never, never
00:04:11ever run apart
00:04:12In chapter 3, remember
00:04:14The meaning of romance
00:04:16In chapter 4, you break up
00:04:18But you give her just one more chance
00:04:21Hey, Mom, did you see the poisonous matter?
00:04:23You'd die in a minute if you went near it.
00:04:25Oh, we'll never smell that up here.
00:04:27Ooh, I wonder, wonder
00:04:29Who wrote the book of love?
00:04:33Hey, oh, be very careful with that.
00:04:36It contains a very valuable comic book collection
00:04:38Including White Rider
00:04:40In reality, of course
00:04:42I am White Rider
00:04:44Well, write this
00:04:46Ooh!
00:04:46Oh, I wonder, wonder
00:04:48Who wrote the book of love?
00:04:53Who wrote the book of love?
00:04:55I wonder who
00:04:58Who wrote the book of love?
00:05:03You're the Twillers, right?
00:05:07Yeah
00:05:07I live down the block
00:05:08My name's Paul Kane
00:05:09Hi
00:05:10But everyone just calls me Crutch
00:05:12You know, Crutch, Kane, get it?
00:05:14What happened to your leg?
00:05:15Oh, I got hit by a beer truck
00:05:16I'm gonna get hit by a beer truck
00:05:18When I grow up
00:05:19Yeah, it's a pretty good deal
00:05:20You don't have to take out the garbage
00:05:22You get excused from gym class
00:05:23The chicks love it
00:05:25Coming!
00:05:26Come on, I'll show you around the neighborhood
00:05:28I'm glad you came along
00:05:32You know, I thought a new neighborhood
00:05:33Might be trouble
00:05:34What do you mean?
00:05:36Well, you know, I thought
00:05:37Since I was the new kid and everything
00:05:39Somebody might think they had to kick my ass
00:05:41Oh, never happened
00:05:43Not with me as your pal, at least
00:05:44I pull a lot of weight around here
00:05:46Crutch, who's that?
00:05:58It's Angelo Gabucci and his gang
00:06:00Um, just act natural
00:06:13Then I'll handle everything
00:06:14I thought you said you carried a lot of weight
00:06:31Around this neighborhood
00:06:31Okay, so
00:06:32We got deep-pantsed
00:06:34Worst things could happen
00:06:35Come on, my house is just around the corner
00:06:37Holy shit
00:06:53Hi, Crutch
00:06:55Love your outfit
00:06:56A blue colossus with red cape
00:07:09He's strong
00:07:10He's brave
00:07:12He's gonna sit down
00:07:13And eat his breakfast
00:07:14Boys, I hope you're gonna try
00:07:16And mingle with the other students today
00:07:18Your first day to new school
00:07:20Is very important
00:07:21All right, Mom
00:07:22Mingle
00:07:23Mingle, Peanut
00:07:25Just be prepared to knuckle down, young man
00:07:28Jack, I know it's not gonna be easy
00:07:30Entering a new school
00:07:31In the middle of your sophomore year
00:07:32He's afraid they're gonna beat the crap out of him
00:07:35Peanut's such language
00:07:37Don't talk to your mother like that
00:07:39Take off that cape and get dressed properly
00:07:42I'm taking you to school
00:07:44I'm fighting for the cause of justice
00:07:46I will look if my mother takes me to school
00:07:50Up in the morning and out to school
00:07:52The teacher is teaching a golden rule
00:07:56American history and practices
00:07:59Where Spider Bomboni lives
00:08:01His old man's in jail
00:08:02Hello, Spider!
00:08:04Yeah, yeah, I'm coming
00:08:05Spider's a real jerk-off artist
00:08:07Seventeen times in one day
00:08:08Wow, that's a lot of pounding
00:08:10True
00:08:10But he's got inspiration
00:08:13Oh, I wish I had a sister
00:08:18Coach, hey
00:08:20You don't skip into school today
00:08:22Yeah, yeah, all right
00:08:23Keep your shirt on
00:08:24This is Bomboni
00:08:25I'd like you to meet a new kid in the neighborhood
00:08:26Hey, you're all fucking bums
00:08:28Mom, can I have a quarter?
00:08:31I'll give you a quarter
00:08:32Spider, me, Jack
00:08:37Jack Twiller, he just moved into the neighborhood
00:08:38Yeah, you lay a buck on me and, uh, come around tonight and watch my sister take a bath
00:08:43He's got a hole drilled in the bathroom wall, perfect view, worth a buck
00:08:47Every Friday night, right, Spider?
00:08:49Right
00:08:49Sounds good to me
00:08:50So you got any new hot book, Spider?
00:08:52Oh, yeah
00:08:53Check this out, huh?
00:08:56I just got these in yesterday, look at this
00:08:58Candy and dirt wood go camping
00:09:00Sounds educational
00:09:01Hey, you learn something new with me every day, jerk-off
00:09:03It'll cost you two bucks
00:09:04No problem, that's what lunch money's for
00:09:06Look at this one, this one's my favorite
00:09:07For not by any calm and indolent spoutings
00:09:11Not by the peaceable gush of that mystic fountain in his head
00:09:15Did the white whale now reveal his vicinity
00:09:18But by the far more wondrous phenomenon of breaching
00:09:22Rising with his utmost velocity from the furthest depths
00:09:26The sperm whale thus booms his entire bulk into the pure element of air
00:09:31And piling up a mountain of dazzling foam
00:09:34Shows his place to the distance of seven miles and more
00:09:39In those moments, the torn, enraged waves he shakes off seem his main
00:09:44In some cases, this breaching is his act of defiance
00:09:48There she breaches
00:09:50There she breaches, was the cry
00:09:53As in his immeasurable bravados
00:09:55The white whale tossed himself
00:09:58Salmon-like
00:10:00To heaven
00:10:01All right, class, for tomorrow, chapter seven, please
00:10:07Hey, Spider
00:10:21That's Genie Caboch
00:10:28She's cute, but don't go near her
00:10:30She's Angelo's sister
00:10:33Remember Lily's friend, Wanda?
00:10:43Bazoong could really make a statement, don't they?
00:10:45Good morning, good morning
00:10:46Actually, Wanda and I have a little something going there
00:10:50Hey, Wanda, I can finally introduce you to Jack Twiller
00:10:53Get lost, creep
00:10:54Here comes Lily
00:10:58Smart, rich, and the princess in my wet dreams
00:11:02Hey, let's try a good impression
00:11:04Did you see that?
00:11:12She couldn't take her eyes off of me
00:11:14I gotta get to class, I'll see you later
00:11:16I told you you should have spent your time looking for gold
00:11:23Instead of those worthless old relics the one would want
00:11:26Oh, fine relic hunter I am, Tim
00:11:29I just missed a chance to get a silver bullet from the Lone Ranger
00:11:33Get washed up, boys
00:11:37And now, a word from our sponsor
00:11:45You better get wild root cream oil
00:11:48Charlie
00:11:49Start using it today
00:11:52You'll find that you will have a tough time
00:11:55Charlie
00:11:56Keeping all the gals away
00:11:58It isn't any news who Lily will choose
00:12:02The wild root guy
00:12:04Come on, Twiller, give it a try
00:12:06Go get some right away
00:12:09Jack, you okay?
00:12:13I'm fine
00:12:14The Lone Ranger, a copyright
00:12:18I met a girl today
00:12:20Her name's Anita Crump
00:12:23Her braids stick out
00:12:26She wears white socks with little flowers around her
00:12:29I love her little socks
00:12:32Well, she says if I gave her a ring, I could go out with her
00:12:38So help me pick out one
00:12:40Let's see
00:12:41Maybe the, uh, zombie skull ring
00:12:45Or, uh, my straight arrow golden nugget picture ring
00:12:53Did you meet any girls today?
00:13:00Yeah
00:13:00Did they want a ring?
00:13:03No
00:13:03Well, if they do, you can have one of mine
00:13:06Boys, dinner
00:13:09You're a good man, Peanut
00:13:12Oh, we're the men of Texaco
00:13:24We work from Maine to Mexico
00:13:26There's nothing like this Texaco of ours
00:13:28Our show tonight is powerful
00:13:31We'll wow you with an hour full of howls
00:13:33From a shower full of stars
00:13:35Jack, are you meeting any girls?
00:13:38There are kids in my class, but yes, some of them are girls
00:13:43Oh
00:13:43Did you know that I once won a ballroom dance contest?
00:13:51Quiet, please
00:13:52I am trying to watch this
00:13:54Dancing is a very important part of dating
00:14:05The boys who can dance
00:14:07Have their pick of the girls
00:14:09And since I know that
00:14:13You would never do this on your own
00:14:15Crutch's mother and I
00:14:18Have enrolled you both in dance class
00:14:20Ma, I do not want to take dance lessons
00:14:22Oh, don't be silly, dear
00:14:24You will love them
00:14:25Shh
00:14:26Ma, I'm a Claude
00:14:28I can't, I can't do that
00:14:29Jack, you're going to love dancing
00:14:32Won't he, Joe?
00:14:33Claude, absolutely
00:14:34Shh
00:14:35And this is a wonderful program
00:14:38It isn't just ballroom dancing
00:14:40But tap dancing as well
00:14:43Oh, that's different
00:14:44Tap dancing
00:14:46Let me see those taps
00:14:49Let me hear them
00:14:50Very good, boys and girls
00:14:54All right, manager
00:14:57All right, watch your arms
00:15:00Make it clean
00:15:01Let's keep smiling
00:15:03Everyone, keep smiling
00:15:04What's she doing here?
00:15:18Right, and up those stairs
00:15:20Hokey pokey and up the stairs
00:15:22Very good
00:15:23Very, very good, Lily
00:15:31All right, now
00:15:32Beginners in the next room, please
00:15:34Boy, am I glad that's over
00:15:37No kidding
00:15:38What's your need?
00:15:41It's killing me
00:15:42But dancing's my life
00:15:44I'm dedicated, you know what I mean?
00:15:47Jack
00:15:48You know what, Crutch?
00:15:50I've been thinking about the, um, the stair routine
00:15:54And, uh, there's definitely something that just doesn't work about it
00:15:57Jack!
00:15:58Jack!
00:16:04Jack!
00:16:05Are you all right?
00:16:13Um, yeah, uh, it's a special role
00:16:16You do it right, you don't get hurt
00:16:17Look, you have a huge lump on your head
00:16:19Um, it's part of the routine
00:16:22Well, I hope you're okay
00:16:24Yeah, I'm fine
00:16:25Okay, bye
00:16:26Bye
00:16:26I think Lily was impressed
00:16:37Oh, definitely
00:16:37I mean, the way you took all those steps on your head
00:16:40Hey, she had to be impressed
00:16:41Ah, I think I broke a rib
00:16:43I think she's gonna remember that number for a long time to come
00:16:46Guy rolls down 25 stairs, comes up dancing
00:16:48Hey, tell me about it
00:16:49It's Angela
00:16:54Gina?
00:17:11Gather around me, buddies
00:17:30Hold your glasses high
00:17:35And drink to a friend
00:17:41My problem is I'm just not cool.
00:17:48I gave Anita Crumpf a ring with her name on it.
00:17:51Yeah, where'd you get that?
00:17:53I sent away.
00:17:55It took six crispy box tops.
00:17:58Her name glows in the dark.
00:18:01Now I have to meet her at the movies every Saturday.
00:18:04Hey, she wears a training bra.
00:18:10What, she gonna do tricks with her tits?
00:18:13Is that something girls have to train for?
00:18:19I suppose you went through this when you were my age, huh, Jack?
00:18:24No.
00:18:25You bring something all your own to a peanut.
00:18:28Okay, time for bed, boys.
00:18:32Come on.
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00:19:00No!
00:19:01My tent won't stay up, Jack.
00:19:16A good stiff pole is the answer to your tent, Lily.
00:19:19Open your flaps and I'll take a look.
00:19:21Oh, Jack, you've really got me paid.
00:19:28So what are we going to do for spring vacation?
00:19:29Oh, you know what?
00:19:30I heard that Lily and Wanda are going to be camping on the Blue Lake.
00:19:33Oh, this is it.
00:19:34You hang around, you tap dance, and then finally you get a big break.
00:19:39Long walks, private picnics, just us and them at Blue Lake.
00:19:44What an opportunity!
00:19:45Crutch's mother and I have already discussed it.
00:19:47You're going to ranger camp together.
00:19:49Mom, you cannot do this to me.
00:19:51Crutch and I already made special plans.
00:19:53You are going to ranger camp.
00:19:55Now, Jack, I don't like to say this,
00:19:58but you are too much involved with your small clique of friends,
00:20:01just moping around the neighborhood.
00:20:04Now, at ranger camp, you'll learn to mix with new boys from all walks of life.
00:20:09Mom, I haven't been to a ranger meeting all year.
00:20:12I know, and it's been a great disappointment to me.
00:20:16The uniform is so becoming on you.
00:20:18You know, boys, as we come to the close of the first day of Ranger Jamboree,
00:20:45I would like to remind you of the ranger credo.
00:20:50Serve your friends,
00:20:53surmount your foe,
00:20:54and do your duty.
00:20:58Good night, Ben.
00:21:05It's not so bad after all.
00:21:07Yeah.
00:21:08Yeah, I guess it's okay.
00:21:09I mean, it seems like a pretty good bunch of guys.
00:21:11You know, that's it.
00:21:14Later for the girls.
00:21:15We're in it together till the end.
00:21:18Bonds of new friendship, camaraderie.
00:21:21Hey, I wonder who's in our tent.
00:21:26Hey, join the party, dorks.
00:21:29Shank's birthday, so we decided to give him a candle.
00:21:31Happy birthday, shank.
00:21:37Guys?
00:21:39Happy birthday to you.
00:21:43Happy birthday to you.
00:21:47Happy birthday, dear shank.
00:21:53Happy birthday to you.
00:21:58Make a wish, shank.
00:22:03Um, guys,
00:22:05the mosquitoes are gonna eat them alive.
00:22:06I'm gonna undo them, okay?
00:22:07Don't touch those chains.
00:22:09I was just joking, Angelo.
00:22:11I mean, sitting around by candlelight,
00:22:12that's what scouting's all about.
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15Tomorrow we got a big pink candle for you two.
00:22:19We'll light them up real nice.
00:22:21Aren't you?
00:22:22All right, men.
00:22:27Extinguish that candle.
00:22:31Ow.
00:22:32Shit.
00:22:42Sweet dreams, Twill.
00:22:44What about shank?
00:23:04Shh.
00:23:12What about Shank?
00:23:16You're right, we can't leave him here.
00:23:18Hell here's trying to take his chains off and he'll beat the crap out of us.
00:23:24Then we'll take him chains and all.
00:23:31Turn left. Turn left.
00:23:34Look out.
00:23:37Watch your step.
00:23:40Get out.
00:23:42You're okay.
00:23:48It's no good. I can't see where I'm going, Crutch.
00:23:51We need a light.
00:23:58Sorry, Shank. We gotta do it.
00:24:01Come on, guys.
00:24:03That ain't safe here.
00:24:05Shh.
00:24:07Shh.
00:24:10Shh.
00:24:11Shh.
00:24:12Shh.
00:24:13Shh.
00:24:14Shh.
00:24:15Come on, guys.
00:24:17Aren't you safe here?
00:24:32You broke your father's heart by leaving Ranger Camp after only one day.
00:24:36Yeah, but, Mom, that one day was so perfect, nothing else could hold a candle to it.
00:24:40Well, Jack, you've got to start thinking of your future, of expanding your boundaries.
00:24:46Have you given any more thought to becoming a teacher?
00:24:49I've been thinking about becoming a writer.
00:24:51Oh, Jack, everybody knows writers starve.
00:24:55I think it's very nice that Floyd asked you over while we go out to play Canasta.
00:25:00I understand. He's quite a gentleman.
00:25:04Oh.
00:25:07I hope some of that rubs off on you.
00:25:15Hello, hello.
00:25:18Hi, how are you?
00:25:19Oh, come on in.
00:25:21Oh, what a lovely home.
00:25:23Welcome, Jack.
00:25:27Hi.
00:25:28Floyd.
00:25:29I want you to meet Jack's mother.
00:25:31Very nice to meet you, ma'am.
00:25:33It's very nice to meet you, too.
00:25:36My.
00:25:37Oh, what a lovely living room.
00:25:40Your father's going to Rotary Floyd, and we'll be home around 11.
00:25:45You may have a get-together of friends.
00:25:47Thank you, mother.
00:25:51You boys enjoy yourselves.
00:25:55Have a good time, sweetheart.
00:26:03My mother thinks she'll be a good influence on me.
00:26:04Earth Angel, Earth Angel, will you remind my heart?
00:26:14Oh, dear, we'll love you all the time.
00:26:19Oh, just a fool.
00:26:20Oh, just a fool.
00:26:22Oh, just a fool.
00:26:22I'm falling in love with you.
00:26:26Oh, dear, we'll be home.
00:26:30Woo!
00:26:31Woo!
00:26:32Woo!
00:26:34Woo!
00:26:34Woo!
00:26:35That was fuckin' great!
00:26:36That was fantastic!
00:26:37That was great!
00:26:38Music!
00:26:39And now, and now, what?
00:26:41Huh?
00:26:42For something a little special, you know, you can't sing.
00:26:46My famous creme de mante.
00:26:49Oh!
00:26:50Very good.
00:26:51Rock and rye.
00:26:52Don't move around so much.
00:26:53Peppermint snot.
00:26:54There's too much out there right now.
00:26:55There's too much out there.
00:26:56Peach-flavored brandy.
00:26:58Throw this.
00:26:59Some of that, whatever it is.
00:27:00Some of this.
00:27:01Highball.
00:27:02A garnish of raisin, perhaps.
00:27:04A little bit of this.
00:27:05One of this is for you.
00:27:06My friend, Jack.
00:27:07That's your drink.
00:27:08Please try it.
00:27:09That's good.
00:27:11Oh.
00:27:13That's, uh, smooth.
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:16Very, uh, smooth.
00:27:17Hey, make some calls.
00:27:19We want some pussy.
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:21Go to L.
00:27:22That's a good idea.
00:27:23L.
00:27:24There's nothing but sluts in here.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28That's what we want.
00:27:29Sluts.
00:27:33Uh-huh.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:35Well, just tell her Jack Kerouac call.
00:27:39That's right.
00:27:40Well, thank you, Mrs. Zimmerman.
00:27:42By the way, what are you doing right now?
00:27:44Oh, okay.
00:27:45Yeah.
00:27:46All right.
00:27:47Bye.
00:27:48Smooth.
00:27:49I'm very smooth.
00:27:51So?
00:27:53So I made 23 calls.
00:27:55And?
00:27:56And nobody's coming.
00:27:57Damn it.
00:27:58We never get any breaks.
00:27:59Looks like one more party with the boys.
00:28:02Oh, shit.
00:28:03It's gonna turn into another dick measuring contest.
00:28:05Hey, guys.
00:28:06The back door is open.
00:28:08Shanky!
00:28:09Shank.
00:28:10Hey, Shank.
00:28:11You see any chicks on the way?
00:28:12I just saw Lily and Wanda.
00:28:13I told them to fall by.
00:28:15Lily and Wanda?
00:28:17Lily and Wanda?
00:28:19They're back from Blue Lake.
00:28:21Do you realize what this means?
00:28:23Crutch.
00:28:25I've never been drunk before.
00:28:30No, thanks.
00:28:41Five and two sixteenths.
00:28:43Five and two sixteenths.
00:28:44Shank is the winner.
00:28:45Give me that fucking thing.
00:28:46I missed a half inch of root.
00:28:48You would've lost anyway, though.
00:28:49Guys, it's not the size of the ship.
00:28:51It's the motion of the ocean.
00:28:53Shh.
00:28:55A toast.
00:28:57To the gang that will never die.
00:29:00Here's to the future.
00:29:02To the future.
00:29:04To the future.
00:29:09So we got older.
00:29:10And the hormones got bolder.
00:29:12We noticed other girls.
00:29:14We knew they were there.
00:29:16But, uh, it always came back to Lily, Lily, Lily.
00:29:32I wish Lily could see me like this.
00:29:34Forget it.
00:29:35She and Angela are going steady.
00:29:37How can she go steady with a prick like Angela?
00:29:39The worse prick you are, the more chicks seem to like it.
00:29:41The thing you gotta do is practice on your sneer.
00:29:43Yeah.
00:29:45Can I hire?
00:29:46You look like you got your nuts caught in a meat grinder.
00:29:48Yeah, but the basic attitude is there, you know?
00:29:50You guys sure that Angela's got colleges scouting him already?
00:29:53I mean, he's probably gonna go on and play pro football or something.
00:29:56Yeah, I got my career choices narrowed down to either dentist,
00:29:59chiropodist, or certified public accountant.
00:30:01Yeah, he'd be a certified public asshole.
00:30:03Can I get me the work light over there?
00:30:05Hey, Spider, what do you figure on being?
00:30:07Eh, I'm gonna marry some rich old lady who's soft in the head.
00:30:12Hold the light.
00:30:13Hold the light.
00:30:14Well, right.
00:30:15You got a plan.
00:30:16That's what I'm always saying.
00:30:17You know, like for the senior prom?
00:30:18It's only 55 days away.
00:30:19And already, I'm working overtime to get a date for it.
00:30:21Yeah, fuck the prom.
00:30:23Only squares.
00:30:24Wear tuxedos.
00:30:25The crutch.
00:30:26The light.
00:30:27That's just about got it.
00:30:29And you gotta know how to find a bargain like this and fix it up.
00:30:32You know Snake's Junkyard has a 53 Chevy convertible for sale for 60 bucks?
00:30:36Yeah?
00:30:37What's wrong with it?
00:30:38Well, it needs a little work.
00:30:39It's underwater.
00:30:40Oh, great.
00:30:41Just right for you, Twilla.
00:30:43I wish to hell I was mechanically inclined.
00:30:47Yeah?
00:30:48We can start by getting me the vice grips on the workbencher.
00:30:56Hey, big guy.
00:30:57Wanna change my oil?
00:30:59Enroll in our expert mechanics course today.
00:31:02Our fully illustrated textbooks show you how to always keep yourself greasy, look sexy,
00:31:09and master your own tool.
00:31:11Come on, Twilla.
00:31:12Your vice grips?
00:31:15Vice grips.
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Oh, yeah.
00:31:18Oh, yeah.
00:31:19Oh.
00:31:20Oh, yeah.
00:31:21Oh, yeah.
00:31:22Oh, yeah.
00:31:23Oh, yeah.
00:31:24Oh, yeah.
00:31:25Oh, yeah.
00:31:26Oh, yeah.
00:31:27Oh, yeah.
00:31:29Oh, yeah.
00:31:30Oh, yeah.
00:31:32Oh, yeah.
00:31:33Oh, yeah.
00:31:34Oh, yeah.
00:31:35Oh, yeah.
00:31:36Oh, yeah.
00:31:37Oh, yeah.
00:31:38Hey, shithead.
00:31:46So what do you think, Angie? Want to drag for beers?
00:31:49In that junk heap, those yo-yos, anytime.
00:31:53Uh, Crutch, can you hand me the, uh, vice grips, please?
00:31:57Wait.
00:32:01Vice grips, Crutch.
00:32:03Vice grips.
00:32:08Be nice, Angelo.
00:32:18Can I have the, uh, the half-inch socket, Crutch?
00:32:22You're an ace mechanic, Twiller.
00:32:28All right.
00:32:29Let me get your shirt out of my band, though.
00:32:38Listen to that, huh? Listen to that.
00:32:46That's it, motherfucker.
00:32:48We're ready to burn.
00:32:49Uh, Spider?
00:33:02What's going on, Spider?
00:33:06What is this?
00:33:08Oh, man.
00:33:14Hey, hey, get some sand or something, quick.
00:33:17Oh, please.
00:33:20Oh, shit, my car.
00:33:22Hurry up, man. Get some sand.
00:33:23Go, right on.
00:33:26What do we have here?
00:33:28Spider, this isn't working. What are we gonna do?
00:33:30Oh, piss on it.
00:33:31It's gonna blow.
00:33:33It's on me, sir.
00:33:35Hey, I saw one blow from the Rooch's garage.
00:33:37Stent the gas tank right through the roof.
00:33:39Oh.
00:33:42Nah, the water put it out.
00:33:44It's not gonna blow.
00:33:46Whoa!
00:33:46Oh!
00:33:48Ah!
00:33:51Fuck!
00:33:53What are you saying?
00:33:55Suck a pitch right over the hill.
00:33:57You're jealous.
00:33:57All you have to do is close your eyes and sweat.
00:34:00I don't prepare.
00:34:01All you have to do is...
00:34:03Hey, Jackie!
00:34:08I've got some important news for you.
00:34:13Yeah?
00:34:15What about?
00:34:17Lily got in a fight with Angelo.
00:34:19She'll be in the playground if you want to meet her later.
00:34:22What am I supposed to do?
00:34:23If I have to tell you that, you might as well not bother going.
00:34:31Good boy!
00:34:32Nyeh-yeh-yeh-yeh-yeh.
00:34:34Hi.
00:34:34Hi.
00:34:35So I hear you won the game for Central.
00:34:35Uh...
00:34:36I hear you won the game for Central.
00:34:37Uh...
00:34:37I hear you...
00:34:38You and Angelo had a fight.
00:34:41Hi.
00:34:57Hi.
00:34:58So I hear you win the game for Central.
00:35:01Uh, I hear you and Angelo had a fight.
00:35:06Who told you that?
00:35:07I don't know.
00:35:08I just kind of just heard it someplace.
00:35:11Well, um, so what if we did?
00:35:18Right, right.
00:35:19Uh, it's no business of mine.
00:35:28Do you want to go to the movies?
00:35:31What's playing?
00:35:32Oh, it's Jimmy Neenflick.
00:35:34I hear it's really tough.
00:35:35You know, I thought, you know, maybe we could catch, like, a four o'clock show or something.
00:35:38Um, don't you have to change?
00:35:46Um, you know, I'm comfortable.
00:35:50Well, okay.
00:35:52Great.
00:35:53All right.
00:35:54Let's go.
00:35:57Jake, are you still in dancing clubs?
00:35:58Yeah.
00:35:59You know, you look great on stage.
00:36:02I mean, you're a terrific dancer now, okay?
00:36:05Thanks.
00:36:05So are you.
00:36:07Come on, I got two left feet.
00:36:09Well, maybe you just need the right partner.
00:36:14Um, is Angelo helping out tonight?
00:36:16Don't ask me.
00:36:17Are you worried about him sitting here with me?
00:36:19Why should I worry?
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00:36:45You know what?
00:36:45Why don't we just cross the street right here?
00:36:47It's a really good story.
00:36:48No, Jack, let's go this way.
00:36:49You know what?
00:36:50We might be late for the show.
00:36:52There's a bus we can just catch.
00:36:53Come on, Jack.
00:36:54We don't want to be late for the show.
00:36:55I bet you like to sit up in the balcony where we can make out.
00:36:58Um, Jack, you know, I just remembered I have to babysit tonight.
00:37:18You know, I'm really sorry.
00:37:19I don't mean to disappoint you.
00:37:21No, no, it's okay.
00:37:23Would you have a car?
00:37:24You know, you could drive me home or something.
00:37:25No, but, you know, I will be getting one very soon.
00:37:39V-8 motor, this smart and designed
00:37:42Black convertible top and the gals don't mind
00:37:45Yeah, it's hit straight just one way
00:37:48Everybody likes my Rocket 88
00:37:51Baby, we'll ride in style
00:37:53Moving all along
00:37:56Seventy bucks.
00:37:58I thought you said sixty.
00:38:00For a set of wheels like this?
00:38:04Come on, I ain't got all day.
00:38:06Sixty is all I've got, though.
00:38:09One moment.
00:38:10This mystery pick
00:38:12contains
00:38:13more riches than you are
00:38:16and
00:38:16when I will get this open,
00:38:18you will see them.
00:38:19Stand back.
00:38:24Hey!
00:38:25Well, it's open now.
00:38:27You guys got yourself a sweet machine.
00:38:29Hey, this was Vinny Venturi's car.
00:38:30Hey, we really got something here.
00:38:32Vinny was doing over a hundred and he rolled it.
00:38:34Paint and fall.
00:38:37Enjoy the ride, boys.
00:38:41Thanks, man.
00:38:45It's the basic wheels.
00:38:46Now we're going to fix her up.
00:38:57You could come and
00:38:58help me get some junk
00:39:00and we could decorate the house.
00:39:02Sure.
00:39:03And we'll get
00:39:04balloons and
00:39:07what?
00:39:10Kid stuff.
00:39:11Birthday stuff.
00:39:12We can go to the five and ten.
00:39:13Will you do it?
00:39:17I'd like to.
00:39:35I'm sort of...
00:39:36I'm sort of...
00:39:38I'm sort of...
00:39:38I found my image.
00:39:51I got my wheels.
00:39:53I'm going to ask her to the prom.
00:39:55Go!
00:39:55Right now!
00:39:57All right.
00:40:02Where are we going?
00:40:04Peanut,
00:40:05there are just some things
00:40:07a brother must do alone.
00:40:14Oh, yes.
00:40:16I'm the great
00:40:17pretender.
00:40:21Pretending that
00:40:23I'm doing well.
00:40:27My knee
00:40:28is such
00:40:29I pretend
00:40:31too much
00:40:33I'm lonely
00:40:35but most
00:40:36one can tell
00:40:38Oh, yes.
00:40:41I'm the great
00:40:42pretender.
00:40:45Oh, hi, Jack.
00:40:51Well, what a surprise.
00:40:53So, hey,
00:41:00you got a new car.
00:41:01That's great.
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:04I'll probably
00:41:05slap a new motor
00:41:09into it.
00:41:11Good for you.
00:41:12You must be
00:41:13very excited.
00:41:18It's only a car.
00:41:21So, do you want
00:41:21to come in?
00:41:23Sit down.
00:41:41Um, Jack,
00:41:41I'm sorry,
00:41:42but I've already
00:41:42made plans for tonight.
00:41:44Um, did you
00:41:45want to see me
00:41:46about something?
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:50Yeah, I did.
00:41:53I, uh,
00:41:55I, I wanted
00:41:59to, um,
00:42:02I wanted
00:42:09to ask you,
00:42:10um,
00:42:12will you
00:42:17I, uh,
00:42:30I, uh,
00:42:32I gotta go.
00:42:35I really screwed up,
00:42:58Floyd.
00:42:58I mean,
00:43:00I had a golden
00:43:01opportunity,
00:43:02and I blew it.
00:43:02her wall
00:43:05looked like
00:43:05someone threw
00:43:05a hamburger.
00:43:08Well, look at it
00:43:09this way.
00:43:09You left
00:43:09an indelible
00:43:10impression.
00:43:12Okay, Jack,
00:43:13we're on our way.
00:43:15Last time
00:43:16you went
00:43:16to a convention,
00:43:17Jack put me
00:43:18in the washing machine.
00:43:19Oh, Peanut,
00:43:20now don't be
00:43:21ridiculous.
00:43:23Wash,
00:43:24soak,
00:43:24and spin.
00:43:25Now, I want
00:43:26no eating
00:43:27over my new rug,
00:43:29and Jack,
00:43:30you may have
00:43:31one friend's
00:43:32day overnight,
00:43:33and I hope
00:43:33it will be Floyd.
00:43:35Why, thank you,
00:43:35Mrs. Twiller.
00:43:36Well, Floyd,
00:43:37you're a perfect
00:43:38gentleman,
00:43:39and I know
00:43:40the kind of influence
00:43:41that you have
00:43:41over Jack.
00:43:44Let's go,
00:43:45Kitty!
00:43:46Coming,
00:43:47Joe!
00:43:47Oh!
00:43:48Okay, boys,
00:43:50be good.
00:43:51Bye, Mom.
00:43:52Let's go!
00:43:53Bye, kids!
00:43:54Oh!
00:43:58Yeah, Twiller's
00:43:59got an empty
00:44:00house.
00:44:01It's a sophisticated
00:44:03little gathering.
00:44:06Well,
00:44:06there's no records.
00:44:07There's some
00:44:08dancing.
00:44:14No, no,
00:44:14nothing violent.
00:44:16It's a mature
00:44:16crap.
00:44:18I have to call
00:44:19you back.
00:44:19Well, your mother
00:44:24will shit a brick
00:44:25about this.
00:44:26Gina!
00:44:29Well, hang back.
00:44:31Angelo kicks the shit
00:44:32out of anyone
00:44:32who goes near her.
00:44:35Right.
00:44:37Right.
00:44:37Okay.
00:44:37Who needs her?
00:44:39Right.
00:44:41Who are you?
00:44:42Welcome to the
00:44:43manor!
00:44:46Hi, baby.
00:44:47How you doing?
00:44:49Hey, you want to
00:44:49dance?
00:44:51No.
00:44:51I'm a trained
00:44:52dancer.
00:44:52I might surprise
00:44:53you.
00:44:53I don't need you.
00:44:55Can you believe
00:44:56this?
00:44:57Real live chicks
00:44:58in my place?
00:44:59This is the party
00:44:59event of the season.
00:45:01Yes!
00:45:05Hi, Wanda.
00:45:06You look real sharp.
00:45:07Don't bother me.
00:45:08Do my friends get here?
00:45:10Listen,
00:45:11you know,
00:45:11you don't know me
00:45:13very well.
00:45:14That's the way
00:45:14I want to keep it.
00:45:15No, you know,
00:45:15we have a lot in common.
00:45:17We have a lot of
00:45:17the same interests.
00:45:18We like the same music,
00:45:19right?
00:45:20And we like
00:45:21the same clothes.
00:45:23For instance,
00:45:23I really like
00:45:24the dress you.
00:45:25You don't give up,
00:45:26do you?
00:45:27Defeat is not
00:45:28in my vocabulary.
00:45:29It looks like
00:45:34a pretty wild party.
00:45:35I wonder what they
00:45:35did with Twiller's
00:45:36little brother.
00:45:40That's great!
00:45:41That's great!
00:45:59Go, baby, go!
00:46:01I'm gonna lock it up
00:46:03And for tonight
00:46:05I'm gonna knock it up
00:46:13Oh, no!
00:46:29Oh, no!
00:46:34Looking good, baby.
00:46:36Right through to the studs.
00:46:37Hey, look at the electric wireman by his ear.
00:46:40Good. Good.
00:46:41You sure feel good.
00:46:44You okay, spider?
00:46:45You're okay.
00:46:47Nice hands.
00:46:50We gotta tie him up before he brings the place down.
00:46:52We can't tie him up. He's a pal.
00:46:55We can roll him up in the rug.
00:46:56Good idea.
00:46:59Hey.
00:47:02What's he doing with the cap pistol?
00:47:04Image.
00:47:05Oh.
00:47:06Ready?
00:47:07Roll.
00:47:15You got him?
00:47:21Yeah.
00:47:21Good?
00:47:23That's good.
00:47:24I got him.
00:47:25That's good.
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:29He's out of the way, but he could still enjoy himself.
00:47:31Here.
00:47:32Fall in love.
00:47:34I hope you die.
00:47:37Hey, Pina.
00:47:39He's got a cute.
00:47:39I'm in the game now.
00:47:46I'm a full-fledged member.
00:47:49That's cold.
00:47:55I'm going through a difficult change in life.
00:47:58Hi.
00:48:13Hi.
00:48:14Hi, Jack.
00:48:17You have wild parties.
00:48:18Gina, open it.
00:48:19You have beautiful eyes.
00:48:21Are you drunk?
00:48:23Yeah.
00:48:24You want to dance?
00:48:38You know, I knew there was a reason for this party.
00:48:41Oh, and what is it?
00:48:43You.
00:48:45I caught a glimpse of my future.
00:48:48Well, you should have a crystal ball and a turban.
00:48:52No all telling.
00:48:55The future is revealed.
00:49:01You know, if Angelo comes and catches you...
00:49:03Hey.
00:49:06You let me worry about Angelo.
00:49:08Do you have a pencil in your pocket?
00:49:17Oh, Lord, won't you tell me why I love that girl in soul?
00:49:28Do you have a pencil in your pocket?
00:49:30Uh, yeah.
00:49:34Look at us.
00:49:47I am.
00:49:49Great to meet you.
00:49:54I'm the best.
00:49:57Oh, I know.
00:49:58Because I was the best.
00:50:00Twiller.
00:50:01Upstairs, looting.
00:50:03What?
00:50:03Pillage.
00:50:04Your mother's underwear is involved.
00:50:06Excuse me.
00:50:07Hey, where are you going, boy?
00:50:12Hey, what's the big deal?
00:50:14Uh, excuse me.
00:50:21What are you doing?
00:50:23Relax.
00:50:23Just having a little fashion show here.
00:50:26Give me that.
00:50:27Are these pearls real?
00:50:28I want you two girls out of here.
00:50:33Back off.
00:50:39No, you back off.
00:50:41Whoa, calm down.
00:50:42Wait a minute.
00:50:43Don't do anything weird.
00:50:44I'll shoot you.
00:50:45Relax.
00:50:46I'm taking this off.
00:50:47There's nothing moving.
00:50:48I'm sorry.
00:50:49Jesus, you brought to me.
00:50:50That was great.
00:50:52That was great.
00:50:53You took complete control of the situation.
00:50:56Whoa.
00:50:56Wait a second.
00:50:58I just pointed a gun at Angelo's sister.
00:51:01He's not going to know that this is a cap gun flood.
00:51:04He's going to pound my head into pepperoni.
00:51:08To hell with him.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:14To hell with him.
00:51:15To hell with him.
00:51:16To hell with him.
00:51:16To hell with him.
00:51:26Everybody clear.
00:51:43Stand back.
00:51:44Clear.
00:51:46Twiller.
00:51:46Don't shoot that.
00:51:48There's no cap gun.
00:51:50Meow.
00:51:50Dangerous!
00:51:53Boarded chambers. I put real bullets in it.
00:51:56Weirdo.
00:51:57Ass cold. Give me a hand.
00:51:58You're crazy.
00:51:59He's kind of cool, no?
00:52:00Yeah, too cool. Let's get out of here.
00:52:09Bye.
00:52:11Take care.
00:52:16I don't know, Crutch.
00:52:17I think I'm finally starting to get it together at last.
00:52:22Definitely.
00:52:35You say Floyd stumbled and his head went through the wall?
00:52:40Yeah.
00:52:41We were, you know, playing canasta, and he tripped over the carpet and put his head right through the wall.
00:52:49Hmm.
00:52:51This is very strange.
00:52:53Sounds very unlikely.
00:52:55Yeah. It was a surprise to me, too, Mom.
00:52:57And the couch?
00:53:03Jack, something very odd went on in this house while we were gone.
00:53:09All of my jewelry and underclothes have been rearranged.
00:53:13Could have been a panty raid, Mom.
00:53:14My panties are not in the habit of being raided.
00:53:18You are trash and your friends are trash.
00:53:21And, Jack, if you do not get into some college, I don't even care which one anymore.
00:53:30You are not my son.
00:53:32Oh.
00:53:35Then whose son am I?
00:53:37Mr. Smart Alex.
00:53:44Twiller, I've read your career folio.
00:53:49It doesn't seem realistic.
00:53:52Sir?
00:53:53Your career folio isn't grounded in reality.
00:53:58Now, these folios of your fellow classmates are realistic.
00:54:02They're based on what I like to call the facts of life.
00:54:06Facts of life, my boy.
00:54:08The facts of life.
00:54:10Now, what would you say to a job in the button mill?
00:54:15Uh, well, my, you know, my parents want me to go to college, sir.
00:54:19With your grades, they'll have to build you one.
00:54:23Unless, of course, you have any other ideas?
00:54:27Um, well, I like to write.
00:54:29You know, uh, I got a vivid imagination.
00:54:33Twiller, you're what I like to call a daydreamer.
00:54:37In my experience, daydreamers don't go anywhere.
00:54:40Yeah, well, I can't believe that, sir.
00:54:43Twiller, I couldn't even get you into bird grooming school.
00:54:49Bird grooming school?
00:54:50Yeah.
00:54:51Public canary, stuff like that.
00:54:54You ask anybody yet?
00:54:55You think I put off something that important?
00:54:56My own senior pro?
00:54:58Yeah.
00:54:5925 definite turndowns.
00:55:00You know what? I think Lillie's really starting to like me.
00:55:01I'm gonna ask her again.
00:55:02Too late. She's going with Angelo.
00:55:05Are you sure?
00:55:06That's what Wanda told me.
00:55:08No, are you absolutely sure?
00:55:09Yeah.
00:55:10I'm sorry.
00:55:12Hey, let's fall by the fairgrounds on Saturday.
00:55:15We might pick up some student nurses or something.
00:55:17Yeah.
00:55:18Yeah, maybe the bearded lady's not doing anything.
00:55:20It should be a deeply moving performance.
00:55:21It's time for your higher education.
00:55:26All right, fellas, enjoy the show.
00:55:27Go ahead.
00:55:28Step right up, gentlemen.
00:55:29Next show starts in a few minutes.
00:55:30Uh, yeah.
00:55:31Um, just one ticket, please.
00:55:32How old is this guy?
00:55:33Oh, uh, he's my uncle.
00:55:34Uh, they're all short on that side of family.
00:55:37Yeah.
00:55:38Let's do it.
00:55:39Give me a damn it.
00:55:40Let's do it.
00:55:42Should be a deeply moving performance.
00:55:46It's time for your higher education.
00:55:47All right, fellas, enjoy the show.
00:55:49Go ahead.
00:55:50Step right up, gentlemen.
00:55:51Next show stops in a few minutes.
00:55:52Uh, yeah.
00:55:53Um, just one ticket, please.
00:55:55How old is this guy?
00:55:57Oh, uh, he's my uncle.
00:55:59Uh, they're all short on that side of family.
00:56:01All right, gentlemen, step right up and see the lovely honeymoon.
00:56:06Next show is in just a few minutes.
00:56:08Whether you're young, whether you're old,
00:56:10she'll make you feel the same way.
00:56:12Step right up. Don't be afraid.
00:56:14The next show is in just a few minutes.
00:56:16Come on, step right up here.
00:56:22There's one.
00:56:24I'm gonna try to win her a schmoo.
00:56:27Take care of yourself.
00:56:29Good luck. Thanks.
00:56:35Hi.
00:56:37Um, five rings, please.
00:56:55Surprise, baby!
00:56:57Yeah! Let's see that queen!
00:56:59Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:57:03Get off!
00:57:05Go!
00:57:06Go!
00:57:07Go!
00:57:08Go!
00:57:09Go!
00:57:10Go!
00:57:11Go!
00:57:16Is that your fortune, mister?
00:57:18Nah.
00:57:19Hot sex, one dollar.
00:57:20Go!
00:57:28Go!
00:57:29All right!
00:57:30Go!
00:57:31Go!
00:57:32Go!
00:57:34Go!
00:57:35Wanda didn't want my shmoo, but I got something else going.
00:57:43Can I have extra onions in there?
00:57:45Crutch, the weirdest thing just happened to me is this girl offered me hot sex for a dollar.
00:57:51Why didn't you come and get me?
00:57:52Crutch, she was just like nine years old.
00:57:55So what? My Cocker Spaniel's only five.
00:57:59Gina's over there. She asked about you. I think she's interested.
00:58:03Yeah?
00:58:03Yeah, but since you took that shot at her.
00:58:33So where's your pistol?
00:58:43Got any more wild parties planned?
00:58:48What have you been drinking?
00:58:51Mouthwash.
00:58:53You're a pretty far out guy, you know that?
00:58:55Good job.
00:59:02One last shot.
00:59:03Let's get a shot!
00:59:24Tough night, tonight, honey. Tomorrow's another day.
00:59:26Okay, Maurice. See you, Mignonna.
00:59:28Show's over. Gone home.
00:59:38What are you looking at?
00:59:40You're not like women from around here.
00:59:43Yes, we're damn sure.
00:59:45Do you think I could have your autograph?
00:59:49It's not usually my autograph guys ask me for.
00:59:53Yes, well, I feel feverish and disoriented.
01:00:03Those are the symptoms, aren't they?
01:00:06You're gonna be some heartbreaker when you grow up.
01:00:16I don't think I can handle this crutch.
01:00:26Go on. Give her the horn.
01:00:28She showed interest, didn't she?
01:00:30Seize the moment.
01:00:32No, I'm no good on the phone with girls.
01:00:33All right, look, I'll get you started.
01:00:34Hi, Gina, this is Jack.
01:00:35Sounds great.
01:00:36Hi, Gina, this is Jack.
01:00:37Sounds great.
01:00:38Hi, Gina.
01:00:39Hi, Gina, this is Jack.
01:00:40Sounds great.
01:00:41Hi, Gina.
01:00:43Seize the moment.
01:00:45No, I'm no good on the phone with girls.
01:00:48All right, look, I'll get you started.
01:00:58Hi, Gina, this is Jack.
01:01:00Sounds great.
01:01:13Hi, Gina, this is Jack.
01:01:15Perfect.
01:01:16Hi, Gina, this is Jack.
01:01:21Hello?
01:01:22Hi, Jack, this is Gina.
01:01:23Go fuck yourself.
01:01:28Angelo just hung up on me.
01:01:31We're not taking that crap from him.
01:01:33We've got a prepared speech here.
01:01:43All right, if Angelo answers the door,
01:01:45don't take any shit from him, okay?
01:01:47Tell him you're selling magazine subscriptions.
01:01:49Okay, and if he hangs me upside down over the railing,
01:01:52you know what to do, right?
01:01:53Right.
01:01:54Catch your car keys if they fall into your pocket.
01:01:55Exactly.
01:01:58Why don't you leave your car keys with me?
01:02:03Good idea.
01:02:13Yeah?
01:02:29Uh, Gina home?
01:02:30No.
01:02:33Uh, do you know when she's gonna be back?
01:02:37Go fuck yourself.
01:02:40Angelo!
01:02:41What's the matter with you?
01:02:44Beat it out of here, idiot.
01:02:53How you doing?
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:57So what brings you up this way?
01:03:00Um, you know, I was just, you know, rolling by.
01:03:06Don't mind Angelo.
01:03:07He's just like that sometimes.
01:03:08Oh, yeah.
01:03:09Sure.
01:03:10Yeah, my-my gaucho shirt was a little small anyway.
01:03:14Room in it now for two gauchos.
01:03:17Angelo thinks he's a hero or something.
01:03:21That your convertible out there?
01:03:23Uh, yeah.
01:03:27Interesting.
01:03:31Do you wanna go to the prom?
01:03:32Um...
01:03:35It's only three days away.
01:03:36That doesn't give me much time, you know.
01:03:39You're-you're right.
01:03:40Um, I-I don't know.
01:03:41I-I must have written down the day is wrong or something.
01:03:45Do you wanna go?
01:03:46Do you send me a corsage or do I buy one?
01:03:50I buy you one.
01:03:51I mean, um, you know, that's, you know, that's what I heard the guy.
01:03:55The guys usually buy the corsages.
01:03:57Um, you know, but if you've heard something different, uh...
01:04:00No.
01:04:02All right.
01:04:05Okay.
01:04:07Uh, um, pick you up around eight?
01:04:10All right.
01:04:11Cool.
01:04:13Okay.
01:04:14Um, hey, uh, tell Angelo.
01:04:16Just lay off a little bit.
01:04:17He-
01:04:18Oh, Angelo's really a pussycat, believe me.
01:04:20Yeah.
01:04:25See ya.
01:04:27Bye.
01:04:29Bye.
01:04:30Bye.
01:04:35I'm on.
01:04:36Way to go.
01:04:37Did you see me moving there right past Angelo?
01:04:39After he set you back down?
01:04:40Yeah.
01:04:41It looked like a really smooth move.
01:04:46Well, that's your date.
01:04:47Now what about me?
01:04:48Oh.
01:04:49I thought you said you were working on someone.
01:04:51That's a long shot.
01:05:01Your cummerbund, sir.
01:05:06Your clip-on tie.
01:05:11Your Bruce Wayne look-alike jacket.
01:05:19Your pimple cream.
01:05:22Your pimple cream.
01:05:23You're pimple cream.
01:05:53Yeah, come on in.
01:06:14Have a seat.
01:06:23Jeannie's still getting ready.
01:06:39You're taking Lily to the prom, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:45No point in picking her up yet.
01:06:47She likes to take her time.
01:06:52Um, how's football going?
01:06:54You got a scholarship, right?
01:06:56Yeah.
01:06:57Hey, Ma, what's keeping Jeannie?
01:07:00You in a hurry?
01:07:02Um, no, actually, hell no.
01:07:05She likes to take her time, too.
01:07:08They all do.
01:07:10It's okay.
01:07:11Yeah, it's okay about me.
01:07:16She looks so beautiful.
01:07:17Looks all right, don't she, Ma?
01:07:21She looks so beautiful.
01:07:22Looks all right, don't she, Ma?
01:07:26We're very happy you're taking Jeannie.
01:07:29She told us all about you.
01:07:31You know, every boy who graduates from Central High has a great future ahead of him.
01:07:36And now a word from a distinguished Central High graduate.
01:07:41Here at Mid-Valley Bird Grooming College, you'll learn all the secrets of a certified Bird Groomer.
01:07:42Enroll now and enjoy prestige, pride, and high pay in this unusual profession.
01:07:43Ma, I think we've got to do a good job.
01:07:44It's all right.
01:07:45It's all right.
01:07:46It's all right, don't she, Ma?
01:07:47It's all right.
01:07:48It's all right, don't she, Ma?
01:07:49It's all right.
01:07:50It's all right, don't she, Ma?
01:07:51We're very happy you're taking Jeannie.
01:07:52She told us all about you.
01:07:53You know, every boy who graduates from Central High has a great future ahead of him.
01:07:56And now a word from a distinguished Central High graduate.
01:08:01Here at Mid-Valley Bird Grooming College, you'll learn all the secrets of a certified Bird Groomer.
01:08:06Enroll now and enjoy prestige, pride, and high pay in this unusual profession.
01:08:10Ma, I think we've got to get going.
01:08:11Yes, let's go on to both people.
01:08:13Have a wonderful evening.
01:08:16You both look so nice.
01:08:25Anybody lays a hand on my sister and kick his slats in.
01:08:30Um, right, absolutely.
01:08:32And then I tear off his nose.
01:08:37Yeah.
01:08:44Hold me, hold me, never let me go.
01:08:50School motto, you know what it means?
01:08:52Yeah, it's something about rectums.
01:08:55I want to, you know.
01:08:57And then just hold me, hold me.
01:09:01Make me tell you I'm in love with you.
01:09:12Thrill me, thrill me, walk me down the lane where shadows will be.
01:09:20We'll be hiding lovers just the same as we'll be.
01:09:28We'll be.
01:09:29You wanna dance?
01:09:30Sure.
01:09:31Make me tell you I'm loving you.
01:09:38That's a lot of skirts.
01:09:41Yeah, it's kind of big.
01:09:43No, it's not.
01:09:46It's gorgeous.
01:09:49You're gorgeous.
01:09:50You really know how to dance.
01:09:59Wow.
01:10:00You know, I took a few lessons.
01:10:04Hey, Coach.
01:10:09They told me, be sensible with your new love.
01:10:14So, what'd you say you were gonna do after you graduate?
01:10:16Oh, I...
01:10:19I could, you know, go on to work at the button.
01:10:21Oh, jeez.
01:10:22I worked there last summer.
01:10:23You don't wanna go there.
01:10:24Yeah?
01:10:25No.
01:10:26Yeah, my guidance counselor, he, uh, he wanted me to take it.
01:10:29Yeah?
01:10:31But he doesn't know what kind of guy you are.
01:10:33Yeah?
01:10:34Yeah.
01:10:35What kind of guy is that?
01:10:38I don't know.
01:10:39Kind of original.
01:10:42Mm-hmm.
01:10:43Kind of unique.
01:10:48If we ever say I do, so kiss me.
01:10:52Kiss me.
01:10:53Kiss me.
01:10:55Never, never, never let me go home.
01:11:05See you later, alligator.
01:11:08See you later, alligator.
01:11:12Well, some of them have been walking.
01:11:14Who eats another man today?
01:11:17Well, some of them have been walking.
01:11:19Who eats another man today?
01:11:22Well, I asked her, what's the matter?
01:11:25This is what I heard her say.
01:11:27See you later, alligator.
01:11:30At the wild crocodile.
01:11:32See you later, alligator.
01:11:35At the wild crocodile.
01:11:37Can't you see you even waiting?
01:11:38Miss stuck up.
01:11:40She acts like she gets whatever she wants.
01:11:43She even thinks she's gonna become a lawyer or something.
01:11:46Nah, she can have what she wants.
01:11:50Wanna dance?
01:11:52Yeah.
01:11:57See you later, alligator.
01:11:58Get the alligator
01:12:09Get the alligator
01:12:10Alligator
01:12:11After the wild crocodile
01:12:13See you later, alligator!
01:12:17She said, sorry, pretty daddy
01:12:29You know my love was just for you
01:12:31She said, sorry, pretty daddy
01:12:34You know my love was just for you
01:12:36Why don't you say that you forgive me
01:12:39I'm saying your love with me is true
01:12:41I said, wait a minute, Gabe
01:12:44You know you mean it just for play
01:12:46I swear to God, Gabe
01:12:49I know you mean it just for play
01:12:51Don't you know you really want me
01:12:54And this is what I have to say
01:12:56It's a time for joy
01:13:12A time for tears
01:13:15A time we'll treasure through the years
01:13:21I guess tonight it all comes to an end, huh?
01:13:28I mean, I got my diploma
01:13:29I can walk straight out into the world
01:13:32And get a job at Carvel peeling bananas
01:13:34No, you'll find something
01:13:37You're right, I mean, there's got to be a college out there
01:13:42That's looking for a guy with a vivid imagination
01:13:45Meanwhile, I got my wheels
01:13:53I got my buddies
01:13:55I've got...
01:14:00You don't have to be home yet or anything, do you?
01:14:12No, my mom knows a prom date lasts all night
01:14:15I thought maybe we'd drive by the lookout and check out the situation
01:14:19Yeah
01:14:22You can see real good from up there
01:14:25Oh, yeah
01:14:25You can see the whole city, like...
01:14:28Right, right, it's a hell of a view
01:14:30Yeah
01:14:30What the hell?
01:14:34What's wrong?
01:14:47The lights
01:14:48I saw
01:14:49Like that
01:14:50I better check this out
01:14:53Why are you doing this to me?
01:15:06It's my big night
01:15:07This is the headlight wire right here, ain't it?
01:15:20Uh, yeah
01:15:23This wire's all rusted through
01:15:25Oh, well, it was underwater for a while
01:15:29You're fucked, pal
01:15:38I'll tell you what
01:15:40I'll drive
01:15:42You shine a flashlight
01:15:43Okay
01:15:50This is no big deal
01:16:09I mean, anyone can drive with their lights on, right?
01:16:12Right
01:16:13We'll just stay right in the middle
01:16:15Hey, hey, slow down
01:16:22Hey, he can't see us, Jack
01:16:25Hey, stupid, slow down
01:16:27Ain't this something?
01:16:39We'll make it
01:16:39All right
01:16:40Let's go
01:16:41This is a real kick
01:16:48I love it
01:16:49Yeah
01:16:50An unforgettable touch
01:16:52You know, I'm not nervous anymore
01:16:54The prom made me nervous
01:16:55Could you tell?
01:17:01I was kind of nervous, too
01:17:03Yeah?
01:17:06Oh, yeah
01:17:07Now it's just the two of us against the odds, right?
01:17:13Right
01:17:14Yeah
01:17:16Yeah
01:17:17Yeah
01:17:17Yeah
01:17:37What can I do?
01:18:04So what are you, uh, gonna do for the summer, Gina?
01:18:10Oh, I'm working at Luna Pizza
01:18:12Luna Pizza?
01:18:14Yeah
01:18:14Um, uh, uh, that's a really, uh, good crust
01:18:20Um, very, uh, crisp, actually
01:18:25Yeah
01:18:27God, look at the moon
01:18:36It's beautiful, ain't it?
01:18:40Yeah
01:18:41I'm glad we could see it, you know
01:18:45Just kind of remember it
01:18:48Yeah
01:18:48It's kind of like look back on
01:18:50Yeah, how's souvenir like?
01:18:53Yeah
01:18:53Souvenir
01:18:54So you've been thinking about college, right?
01:19:09Uh, yeah
01:19:10Uh, uh, that whole college thing just gets me down
01:19:14So if you could do anything you wanted
01:19:18Like, right now
01:19:19What would you want to do?
01:19:22Anything
01:19:22Not like right this moment
01:19:31I mean, maybe next week or something
01:19:33Um, uh, wow
01:19:37Yeah
01:19:38Uh, I guess, um, you know
01:19:40I'd like to travel or see the country
01:19:43Yeah
01:19:44Uh, I know what you mean
01:19:45That's what I'd want to do if I was graduating
01:19:48But if I do
01:19:51My mother says she's gonna hang herself in the attic
01:19:55She won't
01:19:56Yeah, she will
01:19:58They never do
01:20:00To make you understand
01:20:05Oh, what can I do
01:20:12Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
01:20:16What can I do
01:20:20Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do?
01:20:26Do you want to find a switch?
01:20:41Absolutely
01:20:41Hey, we've got a winner here
01:20:47All right.
01:20:48All right.
01:20:55Okay.
01:20:55I owe you five bucks.
01:21:06Thanks.
01:21:07Will, it's about time.
01:21:10Hey, Tulin, what took you so long, huh?
01:21:13Hey, how'd it go?
01:21:14I just got back.
01:21:15I just took her all home.
01:21:16Yeah?
01:21:16How did you score?
01:21:18Come on, guys.
01:21:19On a prom date.
01:21:22How'd you guys do?
01:21:23Oh.
01:21:24Oh.
01:21:24I mean, it was fantastic.
01:21:25Yeah, on a prom night.
01:21:26It really was.
01:21:26It was like four or five times.
01:21:31You still want to go for a ride?
01:21:33Oh, dude.
01:21:34The tank's almost empty.
01:21:35Hey, not anymore.
01:21:38Hey, let's go.
01:21:39Come on, baby, let me on gun roll.
01:21:43Come on, baby, let me through your soul.
01:21:46Trapped me, baby, let me through the town roll.
01:21:49Spider, this is a second machine.
01:21:51Come on, baby.
01:21:53Come on, baby.
01:21:54Yeah, let's go.
01:21:55I plan to stop.
01:21:57We've graduated.
01:21:58We're moving on and moving up.
01:21:59The world's our fucking oyster.
01:22:01Here we go.
01:22:03Keep going, Jack.
01:22:04Jack, let's go on.
01:22:06And now the future is revealed.
01:22:20For starters, I finally landed Lily.
01:22:23It was the night of the prom when she saw me with Gina that did it.
01:22:25Uh, we did not live happily ever after.
01:22:30And the rest of the gang?
01:22:32Well, Crutch.
01:22:33Crutch, God bless him.
01:22:34He's my lawyer.
01:22:36An expert in all kinds of unfortunate accidents.
01:22:40And Spider?
01:22:41Spider did, in fact, marry a rich old lady who's soft in the head.
01:22:45Come on, baby.
01:22:47That's a good time roll.
01:22:47Floyd landed just where you might guess he would.
01:22:50Bedded down, so to speak.
01:22:51Teaching poetry at a girl's school back east.
01:22:56And Peanut, thanks to questionable influence,
01:23:00he's now producing showgirl reviews in Vegas.
01:23:06As for me, that vivid imagination served me well.
01:23:09And I became a writer after all.
01:23:12And right now, I think I'm ready to write a hot new chapter in my own book of love.
01:23:19See you later, alligator.
01:23:21I wonder, wonder, oh-oh-oh-hoo.
01:23:49Who wrote the book of love?
01:23:54I wonder, wonder, wonder.
01:23:58Who wrote the book of love?
01:24:03I wonder, wonder, wonder.
01:24:06Who wrote the book of love?
01:24:09Tell me, baby, who wrote the book of love?
01:24:16Can't you know the answer, was there someone from above?
01:24:20I love you, darling, oh, you know I do
01:24:24Time to see the school of love find out if it's true
01:24:29I wonder, wonder who, oh, who
01:24:32Who wrote the book of love?
01:24:39Somebody tell me who wrote the book of love
01:24:45And if you know, can I take a look so I can find out what to do
01:24:48If love comes around, cause I don't have a clue
01:24:51How would I make a girl all mine?
01:24:53Well, let me flip through the book till I find this info
01:24:56Cause I need to know, tell me who wrote the book of love
01:24:59I wonder, wonder who, oh, oh, who wrote the book of love
01:25:04I'm gonna shop with you in a minute
01:25:07Oh, come on, Bo, man
01:25:09Bo, you don't know diddly
01:25:10Come on
01:25:11I'm gonna shock you in a minute
01:25:13All right, man, you think you wrote the book of love?
01:25:15Come on, prove it to me, play that guitar, man
01:25:17I'm gonna shock you in a minute
01:25:20Come on, you ain't shocked me yet
01:25:22Come on, play that guitar, man
01:25:23Come on
01:25:25I'm gonna shock you in a minute
01:25:26I hear you
01:25:27You're getting dizzy in the place
01:25:30Come on
01:25:32I wonder who wrote this book of love
01:25:45Cause my whole life has been a story of
01:25:47Relationships where I get the blues
01:25:49Looking for a girl I can blow on my fuse
01:25:51So let me read a page or two
01:25:53And if that works, I'll read all the way through
01:25:55Cause this info I would love to know
01:25:57So tell me who wrote the book of love
01:25:59I wonder, wonder who
01:26:01Who wrote the book
01:26:04I wonder, wonder, wonder
01:26:06Who wrote the book of love
01:26:10I wonder, wonder, wonder
01:26:15Who wrote the book of love
01:26:18I wonder, wonder, wonder
01:26:23Who wrote the book of love
01:26:27Don't you understand, I wrote
01:26:30I wonder, wonder, wonder
01:26:32You wrote the book of love
01:26:36I'm bolder than I say it, I wrote
01:26:39I wonder, wonder, wonder
01:26:41You wrote the book of love
01:26:44I wonder, wonder, wonder
01:26:50You wrote the book of love
01:26:54I wrote the book of love
01:26:56I wonder, wonder, wonder
01:26:58Rock the wick of love
01:27:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:27:05I wonder, wonder, wonder
01:27:07I wrote it, man
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