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00:00Previously on Resident Alien.
00:06The alien airplane is gone.
00:07It looked like a little piece of glass.
00:09Give me a simple yes or no.
00:10Is that Kate's baby?
00:12And she was taken by aliens, and then we were on a spaceship,
00:14which is actually inside the moon.
00:16I'm starting to remember.
00:18She was there.
00:19So, how does this time travel thing work?
00:21I'll have you back to 1870 in no time.
00:241970!
00:25The Greys stole my alien energy.
00:28I need it back.
00:29To kill the mantid.
00:30To save Earth.
00:31Max took Bridget.
00:32I think he's trying to catch the mantid.
00:34Huh?
00:35Oh, hey guys.
00:37Heather.
00:38Honey, I'm home.
00:58Hey.
00:59Hey, Darce.
01:00What are you doing out here?
01:01You don't want to welcome me home?
01:03My parents?
01:04I got to be welcomed home by a broken toilet and urine on their bed.
01:07How was your fancy Romanski school?
01:08It's good.
01:09I don't know.
01:10I miss home.
01:11Actually, I missed you.
01:12I missed you too, bud.
01:13Oh, hey.
01:14I'm here.
01:15Good.
01:16I'm here, I'm here.
01:17I'm good.
01:18I'm here.
01:19I'm here.
01:20I'm here.
01:21Hey.
01:22Hey, Darce.
01:23What are you doing out here?
01:24You don't want to welcome me home?
01:25My parents?
01:26I got to be welcomed home by a broken toilet and urine on their bed.
01:28How was your fancy Romanski school?
01:30It's good.
01:32I don't know. I miss home.
01:37Actually, I missed you.
01:39Missed you too, bud.
01:41No, dummy. I mean, I...
01:43I really...
01:46Missed you.
01:49I like you. I, like, missed you.
01:53I thought you were dating all those ski guys.
01:55Well, yeah, but they're all kind of dumb.
01:58Hot though. They're really hot.
02:00I'm just one model.
02:01Please stop.
02:03Those guys aren't...
02:06you.
02:08You're serious.
02:10I swear on Mrs. Fontaine's Ford Fiesta.
02:13Vomit comment.
02:15Boot and vomit.
02:19Doris!
02:21Guys!
02:22Judy, what the hell?
02:24Somebody called the cops.
02:27Ryan!
02:27Ryan!
02:31How many times?
02:33All right.
02:34All right, come on.
02:37Ow!
02:40Say hi to your daddy, kids.
02:53Say hi to your daddy, kids.
02:55Harry, I'd like you to meet Charles, Aiden,
03:00Caden, Polly, Luce, and Harry Jr.
03:05Oh.
03:06Well, they definitely have their daddy's nose.
03:10Something feels different about my Heather.
03:13Harry, look, I know.
03:15I know.
03:16Okay, I get it.
03:17It's a lot.
03:18But I really do think that you're gonna be a great father,
03:21and I just, I have to tell you that I've thought about you
03:24every single day since I left.
03:27I have thought about you too, my love.
03:30It's true.
03:31I still love her as much as before, but something is missing.
03:34I...
03:35Is it because she left?
03:36Is it because she betrayed me?
03:39You're the love of my life, and I am so, so sorry.
03:44Oh, that's it.
03:46Now that I am human, I find her face repulsive.
03:51You know who caused all this?
03:55Is that hybrid gray, Joseph.
03:57Oh.
03:58He threatened my family, Harry, and I...
04:00I didn't know what to do, but I...
04:02I can't run anymore.
04:03She looks like a haunted piece of taxidermy.
04:06Oh.
04:07But Joseph will not be a problem.
04:08He only has one arm.
04:09He no longer works for the grays.
04:11He's ugly.
04:12I mean, unlike you, who is the opposite of ugly.
04:14Oh.
04:15Is there also a smell?
04:17Harry, I'll never leave you again.
04:19You're the most incredible, beautiful being I have ever met.
04:23And you...
04:24And you are also...
04:26Beautiful.
04:28Aw.
04:29I love how your eyes just bulge out from your face like a...
04:35Like a fish, but a bird.
04:37Aw.
04:38No.
04:39No, no.
04:40Oh, your breath, it's, uh...
04:42Your breath is very...
04:46Gamey.
04:47You know what?
04:48That's mantid.
04:49Sorry, I totally forgot to mention this.
04:51I killed a mantid.
04:52It is guts.
04:53Asta was out there.
04:54I saved her damn life.
04:55She did not thank me, so...
04:56Kinda messed up.
04:57You killed the mantid?
04:58Yeah.
04:59That is great news.
05:00It's outside under the canoe.
05:01FYI.
05:02Yeah, I saved you some guts.
05:03You hungry?
05:04Yeah.
05:05I mean, yum.
05:06Yum, yum, yum.
05:07But not now, I think.
05:08Not now.
05:09Not now.
05:10Okay.
05:11I'll put it in here for safekeeping.
05:12Are you serious?
05:13Look, Harry, I know you don't know if you can trust me.
05:16I just wanna tell you that I love you.
05:18And I hope that someday you can forgive me.
05:20Of course.
05:21I forgive you, my love.
05:23I'm outta here.
05:25I'm gonna keep my eyes closed so I don't get distracted by all that beauty.
05:29My love, what if we were to reunite in human form?
05:34Ooh.
05:35Yes, because you were a human when you left me, and we could just pretend if you take a
05:56human form now, it would be like nothing ever happened.
06:00Like time has gone backwards.
06:02That is so romantic.
06:04Yes!
06:05I will see you in the bedroom.
06:09Oh, I love it when you rub your... I wanna say fuzz around your beak.
06:16Yeah.
06:17That's my face, fuzz.
06:18It definitely doesn't make your head look like a moldy piece of fruit.
06:21Hey, Harry, I'm drenched.
06:23Wow.
06:36That was a lot.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Sorry, the giant praying mantis attack or going back in time?
06:42How is me coming here to talk about a plan for the baby who was raised on a spaceship the most normal part of this conversation?
06:49We don't have a plan.
06:51Yet.
06:52Sorry.
06:53I know.
06:54I know.
06:55I know.
06:56I get it.
06:57I can't stop thinking about how awful this whole thing is, but it's too dangerous.
07:00The Greys are still watching Ben and Kate.
07:02It's obvious from the cameras.
07:03I plan it all over their house.
07:05Okay, again, I am an officer of the court.
07:08Please stop telling me how you two are breaking the law.
07:11Who's breaking the law?
07:12These two, all the time with all their alien stuff.
07:19But obviously, a protest to bring attention to undocumented immigrants is very great.
07:30So you two should keep doing that.
07:32Well, uh, let me know when the next one is.
07:35I'll come with.
07:36Cool.
07:37Cool.
07:39She doesn't know?
07:40Of course she doesn't know.
07:41Well, apparently everyone else knows.
07:43I said I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
07:45You know, it would just be nice to feel included.
07:48Especially when aliens are trying to kill us all.
07:50Well, good news, because Harry needs us to come get rid of that mantid alien body, so...
07:56You wanna come?
07:58Pass.
08:00Alright.
08:01We're just trying to include you.
08:03That's what you said.
08:04Yeah.
08:05Make sure you get the praying mantis prayer hands right.
08:08And also, these things.
08:11Oh!
08:12And of course, those big ol' eyes.
08:14Remember, they're not front headed eyes, they're side headed eyes.
08:17Like two big ass security cameras.
08:19You know, the bulger kind.
08:21The ones you see like up in a, uh, yoga shop in the corner.
08:24I'm still trying to capture the...
08:26He was standing like a man who just found out his roommate wore his favorite pants.
08:29Well, look, Debbie, I can't help it if I'm a master of the similar.
08:33Alright?
08:34And why are you being so surly, huh?
08:35I told you in that cave.
08:36I said, don't drink that water because you're gonna have to piss.
08:38And then you're probably gonna miss out on seeing an alien.
08:40You remember that?
08:41I don't remember that.
08:43Huh.
08:48Ooh!
08:49Now, Deputy, that there is a work of art.
08:53Who's peeing now?
08:55Nothing.
08:56Hi, Debra.
08:58Third call this week about a metal Sasquatch up in the mountain.
09:02Okay, uh, why don't you go ahead and put that in that file I set up called
09:06Whackadoodles and Rooster Complaints.
09:08Thank you, Debra.
09:09You heard that, right?
09:12You don't need to tell your cyborg Sasquatch friend he needs to be a little more stealthy.
09:16Alright?
09:17The last thing we need is more people going around reporting, seeing weird things.
09:21Hell, we already got an alien that can see how much yogurt you got.
09:24I'm assuming you haven't told Lena?
09:26Have I told Lena that the killer's an alien?
09:29Hell no.
09:30I don't need her looking at me the way I used to look at you.
09:32No.
09:33No one needs that.
09:35But you know you're not crazy.
09:39No, I am not.
09:44No.
09:45No.
09:46No.
09:47No.
09:48No.
09:49No.
09:50No.
09:51No.
09:52No.
09:53No.
09:54No.
09:55No.
09:56No.
09:57No.
09:58No.
09:59No.
10:00No.
10:01No.
10:02No.
10:03No.
10:04No.
10:05No.
10:06No.
10:07No.
10:08No.
10:09No.
10:10Hey, how's everything with Heather?
10:12Is she...
10:14Oh, Charles!
10:16What the hell is that?
10:18That is one of our darling children.
10:21Uh, you should organize a large group gift,
10:24like a stroller,
10:26because we have plenty of bibs and worms.
10:29Hi, Asta. Hi, Darcy.
10:32I see you guys met the kiddos.
10:36Where's Charles?
10:38Oh, he...
10:40Bridget!
10:42Bridget! Bridget!
10:44No!
10:46You drop it!
10:48Drop it!
10:50Drop it!
10:52There we go!
10:56We must play, we must play.
10:58Look more like eating.
11:00Bet you wanna bath now, don't you Charles?
11:02I bet you do.
11:04I bet you do.
11:06What choice do you, because you're your own rubber duck?
11:08Yes, you are.
11:10Yes, you are, little baby.
11:12Okay, I can see your faces.
11:15Do not say anything.
11:17Oh, I wanna say like a thousand things.
11:19So, you're gonna have rays, alien bird babies,
11:22even though you're human?
11:24Shh!
11:25Heather does not know that I am human,
11:27and you will not tell her,
11:28because you will ruin everything if you do.
11:30You have to tell her the truth.
11:32Maybe she'll be okay with it.
11:34I do not know if she would,
11:35because I will not be telling her.
11:37Everything is perfect right now.
11:39Hey, Harry, could you hand me that bag?
11:41Just so you guys know, I'm still nursing,
11:44and I need a pump.
11:45Get it, girl.
11:46Yeah.
11:47Total respect.
11:48Nice.
12:09I thought more was coming, but it wasn't.
12:12Oh, boy.
12:20Big load.
12:21Oh.
12:22Okay.
12:23Huh.
12:24All set for tomorrow.
12:27Oh, yeah.
12:28Yeah.
12:29Everything's perfect.
12:37The babies take after their father.
12:39You can really see it in their cloacas.
12:42Nope.
12:43I'm good.
12:44Mm-hmm.
12:45You're a good mother.
12:47You are a good daddy.
12:49Mm-hmm.
12:53So what's going on, Daddy?
12:55Do you have a gift for Mommy today?
12:58Oh, I got a gift.
13:00It's a gift I've been giving you.
13:01Oh.
13:02I give it, and I take it back.
13:04Okay.
13:05Well, give it.
13:06I'll give it.
13:07Mm-hmm.
13:08Mm-hmm.
13:09I'll re-gift it.
13:10Yeah.
13:11Re-gift it to me.
13:12But I have a gift receipt, so I can take it back.
13:14But I'll give it again.
13:15Well, the store is demanding all merchandise
13:17be brought to the store.
13:18Mm.
13:19And then we're gonna shove it right back
13:21at the people who bought it.
13:23You might want to take yours back.
13:25It's got a crack in it.
13:28It's under warranty, so it might have a recall.
13:31Huh?
13:32Well, you bought it on sale.
13:33Okay.
13:34So the warranty doesn't count.
13:35Uh-huh.
13:36Hey, hey, maybe not in front of the kids.
13:39They know where they came from.
13:41Maybe not in front of me.
13:43Okay.
13:45Wow.
13:46So great you're back together.
13:48But also there's a dead mantid under your canoe.
13:51That's not a problem.
13:53I mean, we can just bury it and put a headstone on top of it
13:56that says R.I.P. You dick.
13:58Mm-hmm.
13:59But we will not be doing that,
14:02because we need to exchange gifts.
14:05Mm-hmm.
14:08Shh.
14:09Uh-huh.
14:10Stick it out.
14:11Uh-uh.
14:12Uh-uh.
14:17Oh.
14:18Uh-uh.
14:19Yeah.
14:20Well, just take care of it.
14:21I actually know exactly who to call to take a grave.
14:24I came to the right gal for grave digging.
14:29When I worked at the cemetery in high school,
14:31the guys called me Deep Hole Judy,
14:34because that was my nickname when I got there.
14:37You weren't creeped out working at a cemetery?
14:40No.
14:41Not usually.
14:42There was this one ghost with a southern accent.
14:47B.
14:49Hey, does this have anything to do with that serial killer
14:53that's on the loose?
14:55Of course not.
14:56Nah.
14:57You know what?
14:58No.
14:59Do not tell me.
15:00I only need to know three things.
15:02Width.
15:03Height.
15:04Depth.
15:05Uh, four by nine by six?
15:07You got a four, nine, six.
15:08They're coming right up.
15:10Judy's digging a big old hole.
15:14Who's going in?
15:15I don't know.
15:16Didn't ask questions.
15:18It's better that way.
15:19Just kissing a girl wants to make you gay.
15:24Well, we can't just sit here and do nothing.
15:26And you're sure that you saw Darcy on the ship?
15:28For the hundredth time, yes.
15:30She was on that ship.
15:32It's like I had these memories that were lost,
15:36but they're beginning to come back.
15:39She was there.
15:41Okay.
15:42Okay.
15:43Well, then this can only mean one thing.
15:44Exactly.
15:45Darcy was abducted.
15:47Darcy's an alien.
15:48Two very different things.
15:51Wait.
15:52What if Darcy is like me, and she had a baby that was abducted before it was born?
15:59Wow.
16:00That's possible.
16:04Gotta hand it to Agent Gardner.
16:06Jumping into a case in progress.
16:08Having to navigate all the pre-existing team dynamics.
16:12But everyone seems to love Jules.
16:14She just really seems to be fitting right in.
16:16Yeah.
16:17Mm-hmm.
16:18Okay.
16:20There's been something you've wanted to tell me all night.
16:23Can we just get it over with?
16:24Let me guess.
16:25You hate Jules being on this case.
16:27Well, no.
16:28You remember that story you told me about your son playing with the Magnetiles?
16:34He was real young, and he was throwing them all around.
16:37Somehow one of them landed right on his edge.
16:39Yeah.
16:40Best day of his life.
16:41Yeah.
16:42It was crazy, right?
16:43It was like a one in a million shot.
16:44But you saw it with your own eyes, right?
16:46So sometimes things that are crazy, they happen, but they're real.
16:51Right?
16:52Um, apropos of that, Deputy Liv and I have reason to believe that the serial killer that we're
17:03tracking is, um, is an alien creature that resembles an eight-foot humanoid praying mantis.
17:12Are you kidding?
17:14I'm not.
17:16I saw it with my own eyes, chomping on a deer, okay?
17:20And the reason I needed to tell you is because as we move forward, we're gonna need to exercise an extreme amount of caution.
17:27You saw this thing, this giant praying mantis?
17:31That's right.
17:32In the woods.
17:33Listen, I saw an alien.
17:37I also see your face.
17:40Well, I see what you did there.
17:42But all you did was go from skeptical face to neutral face.
17:45Right?
17:46That doesn't help me.
17:47I-I won't believe face.
17:48What do you want me to say?
17:49I want you to say that you believe me.
17:55Wow.
17:56So, wow, okay, that's how it is.
17:59You know what?
18:00Fine.
18:02I forgot you drove.
18:08I'm not trying to jog 12 miles.
18:10Wouldn't expect you to.
18:11Okay, so we'll just have a angry car ride back?
18:14Now, that I definitely believe.
18:17Okay.
18:21That she believes.
18:22Okay.
18:32Oh.
18:33I mean, this grave is flawless.
18:45These corners are, like, exactly 90 degrees.
18:49How could she wear daily contact lenses for a month but also do this?
18:53I don't know.
18:54She's gonna barely button her shirt right half the time.
18:57Okay.
18:59Okay.
19:00Three, one, two, three.
19:06Okay.
19:08All right.
19:09That's the mandate off our to-do list.
19:13Next up.
19:15Ben and Kate's baby.
19:17Okay, you know we can't take her back yet.
19:19Yeah, I know.
19:21The situation is just driving me insane.
19:24And I know things are really bad right now, but we just have to stay the course
19:28and I know everything is gonna be okay.
19:34Did Judy send you a survey?
19:35Yeah.
19:36I gave her five stars.
19:37I mean, look at this.
19:39Yeah, same.
19:44Hey, Urs.
19:45Remember?
19:46Be subtle.
19:47Okay?
19:48We can't tip her off that we're on to Urs.
19:51Hey.
19:52Hey.
19:53Day drink date?
19:54Mm-hmm.
19:55Oh, yeah.
19:56I remember when you said I was abducted by aliens.
20:03Sorta.
20:04I remember that I joke around a lot.
20:06And also, I'm drunk a lot.
20:08So, who knows what I've said?
20:10Right?
20:11And who knows what Ben is saying half the time?
20:13Am I right?
20:14Or why?
20:15That's good.
20:16Why he's saying it.
20:17All right.
20:18Oh, you know, you guys need to try the special margaritas.
20:22I will be right back.
20:26What the hell is that?
20:28Shit, shit, shit, shit.
20:29I took a shot.
20:31You missed.
20:37Mmm.
20:38Sorry.
20:39He's all into aliens right now, because we watched a documentary about aliens recently.
20:44Yeah, it was wild stuff.
20:45It was on recently.
20:48I said that.
20:49Mm-hmm.
20:50The documentary is about how these aliens, they abduct babies from women's wounds.
20:55And then they, uh, they take the, the womb babies, and they raise them on spaceships.
21:02Hoo boy.
21:04Can you believe that?
21:05I can't believe it.
21:07And I won't.
21:09You gotta wonder who makes these things up these days.
21:14Uh, I've never had a baby, so I don't, I'm not in the headspace.
21:18Or have you?
21:19And you, you would not know if an alien had already taken it?
21:22Honey, she would know if she was pregnant, at least.
21:25Well, hang on.
21:26I think that that's an HR violation to ask if she was pregnant.
21:29Okay, well, we're not in an office.
21:32And I didn't ask.
21:33I just said it, hypothetically.
21:36Have you been pregnant?
21:37Okay, that's an HR violation.
21:39Yeah, it is.
21:42And I'm pretty triggered.
21:45I'm gonna get some air.
21:47S-
21:52Womb babies?
21:59Mmm.
22:01Ah!
22:03That is my jacket.
22:07I could not find a blanket.
22:09I do not like being cold.
22:11So is this what you do every time you refer a patient to Braddock?
22:14Which, according to our records, is 90% of the time?
22:18I am human now, with a stupid human brain just like yours.
22:22I cannot learn how to operate on a diseased gallbladder in five seconds.
22:27My patients should be grateful I am hiding from them.
22:30But you're still taking therapy sessions.
22:33Therapy is just listening to complaints.
22:36Okay.
22:38So, this, um, late session that you scheduled with Ben tonight is about his mental health, right?
22:44And not about you avoiding Heather so you don't have to tell her you're a human.
22:49I'm supposed to be the fake therapist, not you.
22:53Harry.
22:55You can't keep doing this.
22:59Real relationships are built on honesty.
23:03If you hide parts of yourself, then you're not being authentic.
23:06And Heather deserves to know who you really are.
23:10Or does she deserve to be happy?
23:14Because if I never tell her I'm human, and she always stays in her human form, then we will both be happy.
23:22Ben and Kate know I was on the ship.
23:24They said that?
23:25No.
23:26But they know about the baby.
23:27And they know I know about the baby.
23:28Mrs. Mayer knows about the baby.
23:29It came out in a hypnosis session.
23:30I assume that she told Mr. Mayer during one of their leather-clad, oily, sexy, nipple-clamp sex adventures.
23:48Why didn't you tell us?
23:50Because their sex life is private between their doctor and their patient.
23:54I respect that.
23:55About the baby.
23:56Oh.
23:57Maybe I was in a gray jail on the moon for a month.
24:01Does Kate know I have anything to do with it?
24:04No.
24:05She only has memories from before she saw you on the ship.
24:09But it is possible that the other memories are starting to come back on their own.
24:15So they know the grays took the baby.
24:17We have to tell them that she's safe at least.
24:20Why don't you just put the baby in an envelope and mail it straight to the grays?
24:25He's right.
24:27We saw the orbs interrogating her.
24:29If we tell Kate that the baby is okay, the grays will know.
24:32And then they'll just come after us to get the baby.
24:36So we're just not doing anything.
24:39How are we okay with this?
24:40Is nobody else bothered by this?
24:42Yes, I am bothered by it.
24:45Mostly I'm cold.
24:49This jacket fits like a glove.
24:57Get out.
24:59You sure this is the spot Mike saw the mantan?
25:02Yeah, I recognize the tree I was behind.
25:04It was the perfect P trait.
25:07Two small limbs like handlebars.
25:10How do you even know it's going to come back here?
25:12I don't.
25:13But we have to try something.
25:15Lina's going to get hurt if we can't prove to her what's really out there.
25:19I feel like maybe this is 20% about Lina and 80% about you getting a photo so you can finally see an alien.
25:2690% the last one.
25:29Everyone gets to see an alien but me.
25:33Even you saw the Loch Ness Monster during your semester abroad.
25:39Are you sure it wasn't just a big log?
25:42I thought we were supposed to be supportive of each other.
25:45I know, sorry.
25:46I'm just jealous.
25:47How was your day?
25:57I'm a human.
26:00It was okay.
26:02There was a fly in my office.
26:04Ooh.
26:06That must have been so hard for you, human.
26:08You must have been so annoyed.
26:11You like this human stuff, huh?
26:13Okay.
26:14Well, I'm human right now.
26:16Let's go, uh, work up an appetite before dinner.
26:19No, no.
26:20Hi, Heather, my darling.
26:23I'm actually a human now.
26:27The greys.
26:29I stole my energy.
26:32I no longer have an alien form.
26:35Just this one.
26:37What?
26:39I've been human ever since you came back.
26:41That's why when you ask me to change, I always say no, because I cannot.
26:45I'm sorry.
26:46It's the truth.
26:55Will you marry me?
26:58What?
27:01You're the love of my life, Harry, whether you're alien or not.
27:04Yeah, sure, okay.
27:05My parents are going to be very, very angry because they're super racist against humans, but...
27:12There is something else that I need to ask you.
27:18You want me to stay in human form, too?
27:21When you are avian,
27:22I don't find it as attractive.
27:27It's very intimidating, like a vulture.
27:32Or like a too-eager duck who bites your finger instead of the bread.
27:39Harry, look, I'm...
27:41I want you to be comfortable with me.
27:43If you want me to just have one measly vagina, that's what I'll do.
27:46You would do that for me.
27:51So?
27:53Oh, my God.
27:58Do I get down, then?
27:59I think, I don't...
28:00Yeah.
28:02I don't know, it feels weird.
28:04Yes!
28:05I will marry you.
28:07Hello.
28:09Oh, hello.
28:10How racist are your parents?
28:17Hmm.
28:18Pretty racist.
28:27What about one with all of the colors?
28:31Yes.
28:32That's for sure what you should do.
28:34And I'll do maybe, like, this light doo-doo.
28:37Hmm.
28:38All I know is I think my maid of honor will be my sister.
28:42Okay.
28:43Who will be your best man?
28:44Asta.
28:45Hmm.
28:46Cool.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48Kind of weird that your best friend's a woman, but...
28:53Dad?
28:57That is your father?
28:59Dad, what are you doing here?
29:01Well, hello, Mr. Heather.
29:04Son of a bitch!
29:06Dad, no!
29:09It's a different time!
29:10Dad!
29:12Oh, you think I care what Miss Carmichael says?
29:14She can eat a dick!
29:16We don't want your money, and we don't need your money!
29:20Where is he?
29:21He's in the rafters!
29:23He's in the rafters!
29:25Sir!
29:27Sir!
29:28I just want to say, I understand that you're upset, but I look forward to the moment that I actually get to call you... Dad!
29:39Don't stop it!
29:40Come on!
29:41Come on!
29:42Come on!
29:43Where are you?
29:44Ow!
29:46I haven't touched a cloaca, I promise!
29:49Ow!
29:56Too many birds in one tree...
30:00Yeah, sorry, no drunks after closing.
30:05Come on!
30:07The guy just stopped by to help an old friend?
30:10Can!
30:11Never has!
30:12What are you doing out so late?
30:14I was just out, taking a walk, clearing my head, listening to my thoughts.
30:20Tried that once.
30:22Not a fan.
30:24You know what I was thinking about, actually, was, uh...
30:28That night that you came over to tell me I was abducted?
30:36I think that I was abducted by aliens on that camping trip.
30:43Then, and like a million times since...
30:46Yeah, I think that you were right.
30:50That doesn't sound like me.
30:55Dars, I know that you know something.
30:58Look, and maybe, maybe you felt weird talking to Kate about it, and that's why you didn't, but you know that you can talk to me.
31:05Yeah, I know. That's why we're talking now.
31:08Hello! How are you, sir? How was the weather today? How are your stocks? Are they up? Are they down? How are they going?
31:14I'm, I'm serious. I mean, you know that you can be yourself around me.
31:21Yeah. I know.
31:25How do you know I'm not?
31:27The you that I know is pretty blatantly honest.
31:31Remember in high school?
31:33You told me how you felt about me, and I felt the same way, but I was just too scared to say anything.
31:37But you weren't. This is that. Okay? So if there is anything that I need to know about that you're not telling me, anything, even if it's about aliens, I need you to please tell me.
32:00No. Nothing.
32:01No. Nothing.
32:05I swear.
32:09I swear.
32:13I swear.
32:16On Mrs. Fontaine's Ford Viesta.
32:18Vomit common?
32:27Yeah. Yep.
32:34Okay.
32:36Okay.
32:41Have a good night.
32:42Okay.
33:06Hello?
33:08Jude?
33:10Mom?
33:12You up for a drink?
33:14Yeah.
33:15I'll meet you at the 59.
33:29I'm here.
33:30Your dad crapped in the mashed potatoes.
33:38I bet I could scrape that off the top.
33:42Crap is a game over situation. You're gonna want to throw that whole thing out.
33:47And the bowl.
33:49Okay.
33:50And the spoon.
33:54Harry, what's wrong?
33:55This isn't going to work.
33:58No, no, no. No. I know my dad was angry. Obviously. He was so angry. But I think he's been working out a ton. And that had to be the steroids.
34:10He said that if we get married that you will never see him or your mother again.
34:17I don't care about that.
34:20Yes, you do.
34:22You left me because Joseph threatened your family. They obviously mean everything to you. You would lose that.
34:29Well, it's worth it if I'm with you.
34:31Okay? Because we're the family now. You, me, the kids.
34:34No.
34:46You're disgusting.
34:49What was that?
34:51Oh, I'm sorry. No, I mean...
34:53Human language is so clumsy, I meant to say, I find you disgusting.
34:59Yeah, it's still not great.
35:01Your human form is all that I can understand.
35:05You are too great to have to live with someone who no longer has the senses to appreciate everything that you are.
35:13My visual spectrum is restricted. I can no longer smell you with my entire body.
35:22My taste is muted. My touch is numb. Your true form makes me want to vomit.
35:28Well, if I make you sick, the kids can eat it.
35:33We can make this work. I know we can.
35:35No.
35:37You deserve to have what we had before.
35:42I can no longer give you that.
35:45I am only what is left after everything good has been taken away.
35:49No. No, that is not true.
35:51You know that it is.
35:52Yes.
35:58Can you at least tell me one more of your poems?
36:01Oh.
36:03Say it in your language.
36:05I've always found it so beautiful.
36:07I'm going to do anything for you.
36:10I'm going to do anything for you.
36:12No.
36:26I'll do anything for you.
36:30No.
36:31I
36:32will
36:34look
36:36up
36:37up
36:38up
36:39up
36:40up
36:42there
36:43are
36:45that
36:46the
36:50I
36:53have
36:54that
36:55live
36:56in
36:57and
36:58I
36:59Go go go go!
37:01Ritupupup!
37:03Whoooo!
37:05Bop bop bop!
37:29I was upset.
37:46I took things personally and overreacted,
37:48and I apologize.
37:51Okay.
37:53Wow, very efficient of you.
37:55I've owned my skills.
37:57What you want in a partner is a constant willingness to improve.
38:01I agree with that.
38:03But, um, and don't worry,
38:05I'm not asking you to believe in aliens, okay?
38:08We don't have to believe in the same things.
38:10It's like we don't agree on everything.
38:12I think lots of things we don't agree on.
38:14Crème brûlée is delicious.
38:15It's disgusting.
38:17Anyway, um,
38:19I need to keep the people that I love safe, so...
38:23Even if you don't believe me, please believe this.
38:27What you are up against
38:31is the most dangerous thing in the world, so...
38:35I need you to promise that while you're out there investigating,
38:38that you're gonna be extra careful.
38:40Because I can't...
38:42I can't lose you. I couldn't stand it.
38:45I promise.
38:49Okay.
38:51Now, um...
38:53What was that thing you said before?
38:57Something about loving me?
39:00Oh, well, I mean, I...
39:02I don't know, maybe I say lots of things.
39:04You love me.
39:05I mean, if that's what you heard, then...
39:10That's what you heard, because...
39:13That's what I said.
39:16I love you.
39:18I love you, too.
39:20Okay.
39:22Okay, then.
39:26Okay.
39:27I thought being honest with Heather about who I am
39:33would make me feel better.
39:35But now I feel worse.
39:37And so does she.
39:39Maybe this is why humans hide how they feel.
39:42Being your true self hurts too much.
39:45Oh, don't worry.
39:58It's almond milk.
39:59I cannot believe I hate cow milk so much.
40:06But then I hate myself for loving almond milk this much.
40:10I'm a basic bitch.
40:12You're human.
40:14That's all.
40:16And I'm proud of you.
40:18You know, I...
40:19It can't have been easy, but you did the right thing.
40:21You...
40:22You put Heather's needs above your own.
40:24It's like you did with Jay.
40:27Yeah.
40:31You must truly love her.
40:33And your birdlings.
40:35But now I'm sad all the time.
40:40Being human is horrible.
40:42It can be.
40:43Yes.
40:44When things get bad.
40:45But...
40:46Then they get good again.
40:49When?
40:51Um...
40:53I...
40:55I can't tell you exactly.
40:57But...
40:58Things get bad.
41:00But...
41:01Then they get good.
41:03And bad.
41:04And good.
41:05Everything is a cycle.
41:06It's like the tide.
41:07When I think about the tide.
41:08I think about the moon that makes it.
41:09And how it is full of stolen babies.
41:10Yeah.
41:11Um...
41:12I've had a lot of trouble looking up at the sky these days too.
41:13But things will get good again.
41:14Yes.
41:15They always do.
41:17Bye.
41:19Bye.
41:21Bye.
41:23up at the sky these days, too.
41:25Things will get good again.
41:31Yes.
41:33They always do.
41:43Bye. Thank you.
41:47I don't even like these pants.
41:50It doesn't matter, okay?
41:51We're gonna take them back in three weeks
41:52when you outgrow them.
41:54You hungry?
41:55Yeah, but I'm actually going to get ice cream with Sahar.
41:57I love you.
42:00Be safe, okay?
42:01Okay.
42:03Oh, I'm gonna go get him some cookies for later.
42:09Hello.
42:10Hi.
42:11Uh, I will take, uh, two boxes of the mints
42:15and, uh, two of the lemon, please.
42:18That'll be $18.
42:19Okay.
42:20There you go.
42:22And here's your change.
42:25Thanks.
42:26And this is yours, too.
42:32It's from your neck.
42:36We don't even need that implant to watch you.
42:38We're watching you anyway.
42:39Always.
42:40So if you think you can get away from us, you're wrong.
42:44You're wrong, because we're here, we're everywhere.
42:56Enjoy the cookies.
42:57We're trying to watch you.
43:16Okay.
43:17Bye.
43:18Bye.
43:18Bye.
43:19Bye.
43:20Bye.
43:21Bye.
43:21Bye.
43:22Bye.
43:24Bye.
43:24Bye.
43:25Bye.