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00:00:30Why do you have to be like that?
00:00:56Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:03You have a silver spoon stuck in your mouth
00:01:06Ever since your little head popped out
00:01:08Life for you is just another sunny day
00:01:13They kiss the ground you walk on
00:01:15All the guys can't seem to wait their turn
00:01:18And when it comes around you make them pay
00:01:23You chew them up and spit them on your phone
00:01:27I guess that's just showing
00:01:31Why do you have to be like that?
00:01:33Hey, how's it going?
00:01:35Good, thanks.
00:01:36See ya.
00:01:37What's up?
00:01:3986, 88, 96, 96, 94, 96, 98
00:01:49Water!
00:01:55Okay, put your dust back.
00:01:57Put your dust back.
00:01:59The slicer.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:04We usually take recess outside.
00:02:06Right.
00:02:07See, it's math.
00:02:09I found this idea on the internet
00:02:12That you...
00:02:13Multiplications.
00:02:14You drill the ball
00:02:16You throw it back and forth, so...
00:02:18Ah, good.
00:02:19Good.
00:02:20It's just a little noisy
00:02:21You know, for the other classes without balls
00:02:23Oh, I understand
00:02:25Yeah, um...
00:02:26We'll try to keep it down
00:02:27By the way, it looks interesting
00:02:29Do you mind if I come by the next time
00:02:31You're doing the multiplication tables?
00:02:33Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say that
00:02:35But, yeah, I would
00:02:36Yeah, absolutely
00:02:38Sounds great
00:02:40Okay!
00:02:42Who wants to be the octopus?
00:02:44Yeah!
00:02:46I mean, you'd think that they'd be interested
00:02:48In something new
00:02:49To get so bent out of shape
00:02:50By a little bracket
00:02:51All their kids wanted to be in your class
00:02:54You come in here all excited and bushy-tailed
00:02:57A year out of school
00:02:58You may be ready to change the world
00:03:01But to most people, different is a threat
00:03:03Yeah, but you're a great teacher
00:03:04How can you be so cynical?
00:03:06I save my enthusiasm for battles I can win
00:03:10Lorraine! Hi!
00:03:12How are you?
00:03:13Great, couldn't be better
00:03:14You?
00:03:15Well, I got yelled at today
00:03:16Because I was teaching math in this new way
00:03:18And...
00:03:19What, are you kidding me?
00:03:20I wake up with the guy I'm supposed to marry
00:03:22And you're the one having a tough day
00:03:23What happened?
00:03:24I thought you guys were going to get married this summer
00:03:26Well, the bride's always the last to know
00:03:28It's last week's teploids
00:03:29You know what I mean?
00:03:30Excuse me
00:03:33Lorraine!
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:38Look
00:03:39We're going on our annual trip
00:03:41You, me, and Steph
00:03:43Only
00:03:44We're not going in the summer
00:03:45And we're going someplace fun
00:03:46Spring break
00:03:47A place called Mittner's Cove or something
00:03:49Somewhere near San Diego
00:03:51Get your life in order
00:03:52Wait, wait, wait
00:03:53Hold on, our yearly trip now?
00:03:55No!
00:03:56Hi, hi
00:03:57That's Inuit
00:03:58In fact, it was her idea
00:03:59Find me another fiancé
00:04:01Hmm, at least for the week
00:04:02David and I haven't seen much of each other this semester
00:04:05And we were going to go on this camping trip
00:04:07What don't you understand about the beach?
00:04:09You may not believe this
00:04:10But I actually want to go camping with David
00:04:12Oh, you're farther gone than I thought
00:04:14I'll tell you what
00:04:15I'm going home tomorrow
00:04:16I'll see him, and I'll ask him
00:04:18Ask him?
00:04:19That's positively Step Fortian
00:04:21Let me tell you
00:04:22You are in serious jeopardy
00:04:37You have to come
00:04:41Now that Laurie's being dumped
00:04:43She's going to be a nutcase
00:04:44I don't know, Steph
00:04:46You know, I've just been feeling a little weird
00:04:48A little unsettled lately
00:04:50It's our trip
00:04:52Our little tradition
00:04:53I know spring break isn't quite our thing
00:04:57So what if you and Laurie are working?
00:04:59I'm still in school
00:05:00So we qualify to go somewhere and act like idiots
00:05:02Well, you know what?
00:05:03Sometimes I wish I were still in school
00:05:05You are, just with a bunch of seven year olds
00:05:07We were together all those years in college
00:05:09And we didn't have to worry about real life
00:05:11We're still friends
00:05:12It's not as though I'm moving to China
00:05:14At least not yet
00:05:16Although, maybe after spring break
00:05:19But see, that's what I mean
00:05:20You're going to China
00:05:21And I'm here with a third grade
00:05:23And a bitchy principal
00:05:24You are so nuts
00:05:26You know, I don't know who's worse
00:05:28You're Laurie
00:05:29I mean, here you are with a career
00:05:31That's actually working
00:05:32About to be married to this great guy
00:05:34Have those 1.8 fabulous children
00:05:37Well, I have to thrash my way
00:05:38Through the academic jungle
00:05:40Yeah, but you're going to China
00:05:41Come on
00:05:42You have to come
00:05:43It'll be great
00:05:44You and David
00:05:45Can spend your whole life going camping
00:05:47Hey Emma, what are you doing home?
00:05:48Checking to see who's leading in the street
00:05:49That doesn't take much
00:05:50Hey guys!
00:05:51Hey!
00:05:52Where is that bad boy?
00:05:53Hey Emma, he's working out I think
00:05:54Okay, thank you
00:05:55Okay, jigs up, hide the girls
00:05:56Hey Emma
00:05:57Hey, honey
00:05:58Hey, honey
00:05:59Come and spot me
00:06:00Okay
00:06:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:03No, it's great
00:06:04I didn't spot me
00:06:05What are you doing here?
00:06:06No, it's great
00:06:07No, it's great
00:06:11Hey, honey
00:06:12I didn't spot me
00:06:13What are you doing here?
00:06:14Where is that bad boy?
00:06:16Hey, Emma. He's working out, I think.
00:06:17Okay, thank you.
00:06:19Okay, jigs up. Hide the girls.
00:06:21Hey, Emma.
00:06:22Hey, honey. Come and spot me.
00:06:24Okay.
00:06:26What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:28No, it's great. It didn't spot me.
00:06:30What are you doing here?
00:06:40Can you get away?
00:06:41I'm away.
00:06:44You are never getting up.
00:07:00I think I'll make the rolls here.
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:05Yeah. I think so. Yeah?
00:07:07Yeah.
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:09Oh!
00:07:11God, when are you gonna get a decent bed?
00:07:16When there's more call for it.
00:07:18We could probably figure out something to do about it, though.
00:07:21Yeah, we could.
00:07:22But probably not this weekend.
00:07:24Why not?
00:07:25You should live dangerously.
00:07:27You better watch out.
00:07:28One of these days...
00:07:31...you're gonna get stuck.
00:07:33Let's go.
00:07:34It's got more important things to do.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:51I didn't want to tell you over the phone,
00:07:52but, uh, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this camping trip.
00:07:55I have to set my advanced EMT course.
00:07:57It's the only time I can do it till next year.
00:07:59You bum!
00:08:00I'm sorry.
00:08:01You know that I just turned on a spring break trip with Steph and Lorraine
00:08:04to go camping with you, and now here you are dumping me?
00:08:06Well, if I had my way, then we'd be so bored of being together all the time,
00:08:10and you'd be happy to have a break.
00:08:12You think that?
00:08:13What, that we should be together?
00:08:14No, that we'd be bored.
00:08:15Well, it looks innocent enough, but all that sun makes people a little crazy.
00:08:29You're better off where it's cooler.
00:08:31How do you know, Dad?
00:08:32I was in the Navy, remember?
00:08:33Well, I'll stay away from anybody who's in a uniform.
00:08:36Except for maybe a fireman.
00:08:38Dad's just worried once anybody leaves this suffocating town,
00:08:41they're gonna go crazy.
00:08:43Or never come back.
00:08:44Yeah, Dad.
00:08:45Maybe we should find out what really went on out there.
00:08:47That was before I met your mother.
00:08:49Yeah, yeah, we've heard that before.
00:08:51Alright, I better go.
00:08:53They'll forgive me anything if it involves them, but only up to a point.
00:08:56I'll see you out.
00:08:57What is this, an empty chair?
00:08:59See you around, square.
00:09:02Play hooky.
00:09:04Oh, you want me to lug hose the rest of my life, is that it?
00:09:06You're blowing my excuse not to go with the girls.
00:09:08Well, you should go. It'd be fun, right?
00:09:10Maybe.
00:09:11You have duty tonight?
00:09:12Yeah, especially after this afternoon.
00:09:15Bye, baby.
00:09:17I'll miss you.
00:09:19I'll miss you.
00:09:21I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:26I'll bring you back a bronze Scottish.
00:09:27Come on.
00:09:28Is it all worth the money?
00:09:29Oh, for sure.
00:09:30Does it matter to your honey?
00:09:31Oh, for sure.
00:09:32It's time to pull your own son.
00:09:33Oh, for sure.
00:09:34Huh?
00:09:35For sure.
00:09:36Come on.
00:09:37For sure.
00:09:38Huh?
00:09:39For sure.
00:09:40Come on.
00:09:41For sure.
00:09:42Oh, for sure.
00:09:43Oh, for sure.
00:09:44Oh, for sure.
00:09:45It's time to pull your own son.
00:09:46Oh, for sure.
00:09:47Huh?
00:09:48For sure.
00:09:49Come on.
00:09:50For sure.
00:09:51Come on.
00:09:52Moved baby.
00:09:53I'm so proud.
00:09:54All right, well, looks like you get warmed up here.
00:09:57But my homie's hangin' at the window
00:09:59How I never call these
00:10:00So I pull up through the curtain
00:10:02Let the air out
00:10:02Drop it to the ground
00:10:03But the sound's time to show up
00:10:05I pop the trunk
00:10:06I let the car burn on you
00:10:07Bump it so loud
00:10:08But your party's at the sun
00:10:09Heaven, that's it?
00:10:12We've died and gone to heaven
00:10:13Wow, you feel that, son?
00:10:15I have been cold for five months
00:10:17All right
00:10:18Well, looks like you get warmed up here
00:10:20I'm never leaving
00:10:22Midner's Cove party girls?
00:10:25That's us
00:10:26Hey, boy, have you come to the right place?
00:10:28How'd you girls get so smart
00:10:29You picked Midner's Cove?
00:10:31Look at that beach
00:10:32And, hey, we got a pool
00:10:33And we got a stage
00:10:34You girls were born for that stage
00:10:36We got a hypnotist
00:10:38Let's you do what you always want
00:10:40Around here, I'm your man
00:10:42Whatever you need
00:10:43Whatever you want
00:10:43I'm your man
00:10:44Hey, you like a different look?
00:10:46Just around the point
00:10:47We got a different beach
00:10:48Big waves, bars
00:10:50Personally, I never leave right here
00:10:52What do you got in these bags?
00:10:54Just bikinis?
00:10:54Here, give me that
00:10:55Whew, all you guys are hot
00:10:58We got lots of guys
00:10:59Girls, too, if that's your thing
00:11:00Hey, you here to hook up?
00:11:02Because I'm a connect-ed and connecting
00:11:04You know what I mean?
00:11:06Aren't you still in school?
00:11:07Like, high school?
00:11:09Yeah, well, we mature a little faster out here
00:11:12Oh, you got an older brother?
00:11:14I am my older brother
00:11:16Oh, you know what I mean?
00:11:17Oh, my God
00:11:18Uh-huh
00:11:19Uh-huh
00:11:19So many hot boys up in here
00:11:22So many girls in their underwear
00:11:38Look, Hathalie.
00:11:40Remember when we were like this?
00:11:43I was never like this.
00:11:45I don't remember us ever being like this
00:11:47even when we were kids.
00:11:49All they have is time.
00:11:51There's always gonna be, remember?
00:11:54We used to think there's always gonna be a guy, a career,
00:11:59and everything would just come naturally
00:12:01because that's what happens.
00:12:03There was plenty of time.
00:12:06Of course, we may never have met the guy or had the job,
00:12:09but we were gonna have it all.
00:12:12Get married, have kids.
00:12:15Guarantee.
00:12:16We're gonna be happy because we deserved it.
00:12:18Guarantee.
00:12:20Well, time sure is a way of sneaking up on you.
00:12:24Nobody tells you it's a crapshoot
00:12:26where most people come off snake eyes.
00:12:28I don't feel that way.
00:12:30Yeah, you do.
00:12:31You do feel that way.
00:12:32You just haven't faced it yet.
00:12:34Otherwise, you wouldn't marry David long ago.
00:12:36I mean, what are you waiting for?
00:12:38David isn't turning into somebody else anytime soon.
00:12:40I mean, you walk into that firehouse,
00:12:42you know, sure as hell what you get.
00:12:43Knock it off, Laurie.
00:12:45I need to... I need to do something...
00:12:49different.
00:12:51Have fun.
00:12:52You know?
00:12:53I mean, life is...
00:12:55Who knows what the hell life's about.
00:12:59I just found that out the hard way.
00:13:02I need to be somebody who didn't just...
00:13:07let it all get away.
00:13:13What I need is to hook up.
00:13:16Fast.
00:13:17Fast.
00:13:18Fast.
00:13:19Slow or fast.
00:13:20Right up on the dance floor.
00:13:21Give me something to see.
00:13:22I'll fuck up a brain.
00:13:23And you can find me.
00:13:24Right up on the dance floor.
00:13:25Every night.
00:13:26Every night.
00:13:27Every night.
00:13:28Every night.
00:13:29Get it higher.
00:13:30Right up on the dance floor.
00:13:31She is gonna get in a lot of trouble.
00:13:33I know.
00:13:34I know.
00:13:35I know.
00:13:36What's up?
00:13:38There's so many hot boys up in here.
00:13:40So many girls in their underwear.
00:13:42Call up to my brother, baby.
00:13:44Don't be scared.
00:13:45I'm gonna give you a laugh dance.
00:13:46I don't need no chance.
00:13:47Cause I won't get.
00:13:48Ain't playing serious when I step in your club.
00:13:51Y'all know who it is.
00:13:52I get dope.
00:13:53I'm a baller, baby.
00:13:55BX, New York.
00:13:56Shot caller, baby.
00:13:57And so my men keep me cool in the heat.
00:14:00Tiffin' me on my wrist.
00:14:01Jimmy Choo's on my feet.
00:14:02Damn the teeth.
00:14:03You ain't never met no chick like me.
00:14:04Girl, girls.
00:14:05Where do you think you're going?
00:14:06Three most beautiful girls here and you're walking away?
00:14:09Did we do something wrong here?
00:14:11Just a little reality break.
00:14:13See?
00:14:14Reality?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16This is spring break.
00:14:17You gotta go a little wild.
00:14:18Otherwise, what's the point?
00:14:20Are you guys watching the wet t-shirt contest?
00:14:22You guys have to do it.
00:14:23No.
00:14:24You know what you're missing?
00:14:25You know how it feels to have a hundred crazy guys wanting to be with you?
00:14:28Well, I've already got someone wanting to be with me.
00:14:30Dude, that's one pathetic guy.
00:14:32I am talking about a hundred crazy guys.
00:14:35Do you have any idea?
00:14:37And another thing.
00:14:38You know, like sexual charades for yourself.
00:14:40You know, like that movie When Harry Met Sally.
00:14:42You've seen that movie?
00:14:43I've seen that movie, yes.
00:14:44Oh, okay.
00:14:45But we'd be doing it in a hot tub, not in a stupid dining room.
00:14:48Who are you?
00:14:50Hello, girls.
00:14:51I thought we discouraged you.
00:14:53You must have mistaken me for someone who isn't falling in love.
00:14:56You girls have just won the Most Beautiful Girls Award.
00:15:01And we are the prize.
00:15:02So my two guys are gonna shoot your entire week.
00:15:05You'll never forget it.
00:15:07I'm not sure I want to remember this week.
00:15:10See, I thought I swore off these a minute ago.
00:15:12You can swear off again tonight.
00:15:14Hey, I told you this beach was special, totally private, five minutes from your condo.
00:15:27Oh, my God, look at this.
00:15:28He's so gorgeous.
00:15:29This is just the beginning.
00:15:30Hey, I'm your ticket to a good life.
00:15:32I'm out doing mine on the grind for the kids.
00:15:55Got a sack full of backs on the side for the red.
00:16:01Look at that face. I knew it the moment I saw her.
00:16:27It's just another body, dude.
00:16:29Nuh-uh. Not just another body.
00:16:32Total innocence.
00:16:34But naughty.
00:16:36She's not gonna do anything, not the type.
00:16:38She will.
00:16:40Look, the right situation, the right drugs, the right booze.
00:16:45Besides, when we're done with this, she wouldn't even think she did everything.
00:16:59Whoa.
00:17:00Whoa.
00:17:01Whoa.
00:17:02Whoa.
00:17:03Yeah.
00:17:04Whoo.
00:17:05Whoa.
00:17:07Oh
00:17:37Oh
00:18:07Oh
00:18:37Oh
00:18:39Oh
00:18:41Oh
00:18:43Oh
00:18:45Oh
00:18:47Emma
00:18:49Emma
00:18:51Emma
00:18:53Emma
00:18:55Emma
00:18:57Emma
00:18:59Emma
00:19:01Oh God
00:19:03Oh
00:19:09Oh God
00:19:15Okay, the idea is to beat Meg Ryan, right Emma?
00:19:17Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma
00:19:21Come on
00:19:23Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma
00:19:25Come on, baby
00:19:27Come on
00:19:29Do it for me
00:19:31I know you can do it, baby.
00:19:33Come on.
00:19:35Come on, Emma.
00:19:37Come on, Emma.
00:19:39Yeah, right there.
00:19:41Oh, God.
00:19:43Yeah.
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Oh.
00:19:49Oh, my God.
00:19:51Oh, God.
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:55Oh, my God.
00:19:57Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:19:59Yeah, right there, right there.
00:20:01Oh, God.
00:20:11That was amazing.
00:20:13I have a headache.
00:20:15You want aspirin?
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:19You need anything else?
00:20:21No, no, I just want aspirin.
00:20:23There's a cabin downstairs. You want to come?
00:20:25Yeah. Come on.
00:20:27You're all right?
00:20:29Yeah.
00:20:37Give me a little bit.
00:20:39Better if she were down a little.
00:20:45I got it.
00:20:49Perfect.
00:20:51You got it.
00:20:53I have been asking for trial,
00:20:55No.
00:21:15We're Spider 2.
00:21:17I'm going to say we're so proud of you, you're doing such a great job and if you're the members
00:21:27of the board and faculty want to discuss some ideas that we have for you next week, okay?
00:21:32Okay, you've got to be great.
00:21:34Yeah, I'm going to get Grace Longley.
00:21:36I'm going to get Grace Longley.
00:21:39I'm changing my program of the year to teacher of the year.
00:21:43I'm serious.
00:21:45It's all about the kids.
00:21:48I love her.
00:21:50Hi!
00:21:51Thank you!
00:21:53Thank you!
00:21:54Thank you!
00:21:55I'm so happy.
00:22:00Great!
00:22:02Thank you!
00:22:08How did you get them to do all of that?
00:22:10I don't remember doing anything like that in the second grade except run around the playground.
00:22:14Do you think it's possible for me to be too impressed?
00:22:17Want to give you a big head?
00:22:18You're going to think you're too good for a small town fireman.
00:22:20Oh, come on.
00:22:21I would love to show you how untrue that is.
00:22:24You would?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26I would.
00:22:27Will you stay over?
00:22:31Like I don't have a four and a half hour drive to make my shift, but I'll be up next weekend.
00:22:41Okay?
00:22:42I'm really, really proud of you.
00:22:46I love you.
00:22:57In Mintners Cove, I really missed you.
00:23:00I wanted you to be there.
00:23:02You're right.
00:23:03What about the hunk with the yacht?
00:23:05I remember having a headache and playing charades.
00:23:16What do you think?
00:23:17What do I think?
00:23:18I think you should go to San Diego more often.
00:23:31Oh, you better, you better go before I make you stay.
00:23:35How'd you stop me?
00:23:37No, you're kidding.
00:23:39By the way, I went topless one night.
00:23:48I'm sorry, you what?
00:23:50Yeah, we all did.
00:23:51It was a little weird out there.
00:23:52You should have been there.
00:23:54See the new me.
00:23:58I told you you didn't know what you were missing.
00:24:02It's party time!
00:24:03From all over the country they come.
00:24:05You know what they want.
00:24:06That girl next door, they play the tease,
00:24:08but they're showing it on display.
00:24:11They just want somebody to grab it.
00:24:12And you can beat that guy
00:24:14and get them on the beach and in your lap.
00:24:17Get your credit card ready.
00:24:18Click the download button.
00:24:19Get every second of what these horny chicks do.
00:24:22No more hardened porno queens.
00:24:24These are the girls next door.
00:24:28The board.
00:24:29We all were so impressed by your imagination
00:24:31and your handling of the children
00:24:33that the PTA would like to fund an extracurricular program
00:24:37for all grades.
00:24:38Oh, my God.
00:24:39For the other teachers as well.
00:24:40I've had three kids go through this school.
00:24:42I thought you raised the bar.
00:24:44I thought you should be rewarded for your talents.
00:24:47Wow.
00:24:48I...
00:24:49I don't know what to say.
00:24:51I'm flattered.
00:24:53I just...
00:24:54I don't know quite how it would work.
00:24:57Well, if you're agreeable,
00:24:58we could set up another meeting
00:24:59and see if we can figure something out.
00:25:01Boy, you sure know how to make enemies.
00:25:03First, you come back from California positively glowing.
00:25:07And now you're holding seminars.
00:25:11It's a terrible idea, isn't it?
00:25:13It's a great idea.
00:25:14But it's also the best way
00:25:15to get yourself most hated teacher of the year.
00:25:18Well, then I just won't do it.
00:25:21School politics are funny.
00:25:23I mean, it looks all touchy-feely, but...
00:25:27You just never want to give anyone too much ammunition.
00:25:36Hey, Jess, come here.
00:25:43Is that who it looks like?
00:25:47Can't be.
00:25:48It's like one of those spring break tapes.
00:25:49It's different, more extreme.
00:25:51Did she go down to some spring break thing?
00:25:53You watched the whole thing.
00:25:54It's her.
00:25:55It gets pretty raunchy.
00:25:57You think we ought to tell Dave?
00:26:01Suddenly all the other teachers are mad at me.
00:26:03Well, most.
00:26:04Well, you could try switching schools.
00:26:06Better yet, you could come home.
00:26:08You know you could get a job in a second.
00:26:10Maybe it's time.
00:26:11Is that code for get married
00:26:13and live happily ever after in Prairie du Shinn?
00:26:16So what if it is?
00:26:17It's not the end of the world.
00:26:21I just don't know if I want to spend my whole life in a small town.
00:26:24Why?
00:26:25What's wrong with it?
00:26:26Well, would you live somewhere else?
00:26:29I don't think so.
00:26:30I think Prairie has a lot to offer.
00:26:32I mean, history, family, roots.
00:26:35I mean, honey, it's a good town.
00:26:37It's our home.
00:26:38I mean, what?
00:26:39Is there something you want to do that needs you to be someplace else?
00:26:42It can be a little suffocating.
00:26:44You don't think people feel suffocated no matter where they are?
00:26:47I mean, anywhere.
00:26:48Madison, Chicago, San Diego, wherever you were.
00:26:54All right, honey, I guess I could learn how to surf.
00:26:56No, I didn't say that.
00:26:57Look, all I'm saying is I don't remember you feeling this way before you took your little trip.
00:27:01Did something happen out there?
00:27:03Made you feel like you needed to be someplace else?
00:27:06I don't know.
00:27:07With someone else?
00:27:10Listen, I've always felt this way.
00:27:13Okay, I mean, don't you feel this way sometimes?
00:27:16What if there's something out there that's perfect?
00:27:19Perfect for you.
00:27:20For us.
00:27:21You know, we might never know.
00:27:23I think that everything that's perfect for us is right there.
00:27:27I mean, you could turn your back on it looking for something else.
00:27:30I don't know what, but by the time you figure it out, what you don't know is what you've lost.
00:27:36David, nothing's changed.
00:27:39Yeah, maybe.
00:27:41But, uh, at least it's in the open now.
00:27:43Don't you think we've been ignoring this?
00:27:45You know, I'm not facing the facts here.
00:27:47What?
00:27:48What are you talking about?
00:27:49Okay, listen.
00:27:50I love you and you love me.
00:27:52Those are the facts.
00:27:54Yeah, but no, look, the fact is I like Prairie.
00:27:58Okay, I like my job.
00:28:00It makes me feel good.
00:28:01Like I'm doing something I'm proud of.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:06I'm sorry, I've gotta go.
00:28:08Come here.
00:28:10I love you.
00:28:12I'll see you soon.
00:28:14I love you.
00:28:15I love you too.
00:28:16I love you too, Sam.
00:28:18I love you too.
00:28:19Get out of here.
00:28:20Let's go.
00:28:21Get out of here.
00:28:22I'm sorry.
00:28:23I love you too.
00:28:24I love you too.
00:28:25I love you too.
00:28:26This is nice.
00:28:27I love you too.
00:28:28Okay, now I'm so happy.
00:28:29I love you too.
00:28:30I love you too.
00:28:31Come on inside.
00:28:32I'm so happy.
00:28:33You're so happy.
00:28:34I love you too.
00:28:35Why do you know?
00:28:36Marissa, I love me too.
00:28:37Let's go.
00:29:07Let's go.
00:29:37I'm sure there's some kind of reasonable explanation here.
00:29:53Um, mistaken identity.
00:29:55Something.
00:29:56I just thought you should know someone raised the issue.
00:30:00I don't understand.
00:30:02If somebody would say something like that, don't I get a chance to defend myself?
00:30:10It, uh, may be a little premature.
00:30:13If there's no substance to it, then we can forget we ever had this conversation.
00:30:17It's more important that it's not true.
00:30:21What am I supposed to do?
00:30:23Somebody that I don't know who it is is saying that I'm in some porno film that they won't
00:30:32identify and I what?
00:30:34If you'd like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:36Oh, I wouldn't like to take the rest of the day off.
00:30:40I haven't done anything.
00:30:43Why should I?
00:30:45No.
00:30:46Emma, it's not a suggestion.
00:30:48I'm not making it a formal suspension, but just take a couple of days off.
00:31:03She wouldn't even tell me what they were talking about.
00:31:06I heard it was about you and some movie.
00:31:09You didn't do anything weird when you were in San Diego, did you?
00:31:12No.
00:31:13I mean, we all had fun.
00:31:15Well, we took our tops off one night.
00:31:17That's it.
00:31:18Should have gone to San Tropez.
00:31:20I mean, I'm sure you let go a little.
00:31:23It was vacation.
00:31:24It was more silly than anything.
00:31:25Yeah, but silly to you can be salacious to somebody else.
00:31:28I mean, the trouble with this kind of thing is there will always be somebody who believes
00:31:31it because I secretly want it to be true.
00:31:35No, I haven't heard anything about it.
00:31:37Yeah, I tried to call Lorraine, but I couldn't reach her.
00:31:40Um, I've been suspended.
00:31:42How can they do that?
00:31:44Are all of us in it?
00:31:45I don't know.
00:31:46I don't even know if this thing exists.
00:31:48I mean, do you know where I would find this type of thing?
00:31:52But, I mean, what would we look for?
00:31:54Emma, Steph, and Lorraine.
00:31:55Flash in Mintner's Cove.
00:31:57Okay, well, if you talk to Lorraine, tell her to call me, all right?
00:32:00I will.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02All right.
00:32:03All right.
00:32:05All right.
00:32:06All right.
00:32:28Turn off.
00:32:29Turn off.
00:32:30Turn off.
00:32:31Turn off.
00:32:32Turn off.
00:32:33Turn off.
00:32:34Turn off.
00:32:35Turn off.
00:32:36Turn off.
00:32:37Turn off.
00:32:38Turn off.
00:32:39Turn off.
00:32:42I don't understand, Reverend.
00:32:44I thought we were doing a pretty good job for the church.
00:32:47Well, if you want to make a change, that's fine, but there has to be a reason.
00:32:52I mean, it's okay if you have to.
00:32:54It just...
00:32:55I'm just confused.
00:32:56Look, if it's something we did, I...
00:33:00I have to go downstairs and tell Henry to cancel that Emanuel Lutheran order.
00:33:04St. Matthews just canceled their bulletin order.
00:33:07It makes three of our biggest accounts.
00:33:09What's going on?
00:33:10What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:11What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:12What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:13What the hell do you think you're talking about?
00:33:14Hey!
00:33:15Hey!
00:33:16Hey!
00:33:17Hey!
00:33:18Look!
00:33:19Nobody is stumping to any conclusions.
00:33:20Look, Dave.
00:33:21I'm sorry as hell.
00:33:22All right?
00:33:23We've all known Emrah online.
00:33:24Hey!
00:33:25Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:27All I did was stumble across something.
00:33:28What the hell, man?
00:33:29Dave!
00:33:30It's out there, okay?
00:33:31What's out there?
00:33:32There's nothing out there!
00:33:33It's not Emrah!
00:33:34I live in these streets, so save these things.
00:33:37I'm the covers man.
00:33:38We eat no trap!
00:33:40Ryan in that trap with chips, you better find your hustle man, what's up, what's up, what's up?
00:33:53I gotta be a friend and I don't even have to take care, I'm gonna go to tell the man, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up!
00:33:57Got cut, got stabbed, doing time in the pen.
00:34:00Now I'm out doing mine, only grind for the kids.
00:34:02I got a sack full of bags on the side, but when if it's mixed with my door, I won't lie until you live.
00:34:08I'm doing all I can't see, I'm trying to steer you off, so you're hiding inside, so you hear what you thought I ain't seen, I'm lying on your bed, but it's wide, so I'm holding it wide, it's wide, it's wide, it's wide, it's wide, it's wide, it's wide, it's wide, it's wide, it's wide, it's wide, it's wide, it's wide, it's wide.
00:34:32Oh my God!
00:34:37She doesn't have tenure. I mean, what is the policy in a situation like this?
00:34:41But she has the right to bring it to the board. The school could be sued. Even the public airing of such an issue would be damaging to the school. It's also a human question.
00:34:53Pretty soon the kids are going to get wind of this and get curious. And I, for one, do not want to be explaining to my seven-year-old what pornography is.
00:35:02No, I haven't said anything till now because she's such a good teacher and she presents herself so well.
00:35:10But if she stays, I'm pulling Jason out of school.
00:35:13Hi. You ought to check your machine. Ring about a thousand times. Maybe it's not working.
00:35:26Anyway, uh, you haven't answered my email yet. What's going on? Town burning down?
00:35:33Well, things are pretty crappy here. Okay. Bye. I love you. Bye.
00:35:44Hey!
00:35:51Your choice is either resign or I will have to take this to the district and initiate a formal dismissal.
00:35:58Hey!
00:36:07Your choice is either resign or I will have to take this to the district and initiate a formal dismissal.
00:36:12Now if you resign, there can be some reason, something neutral, something that won't hurt your record.
00:36:17I'll help you frame the situation so it won't affect your future.
00:36:22I didn't do anything. How could you believe that I would?
00:36:27I mean, at least let me talk to who's spreading this.
00:36:30It's no longer a case of an unsubstantiated rumor.
00:36:34I have not seen the material, but others have. Teacher's parents.
00:36:40I will look at it if I have to, as will the district.
00:36:43What material? There is no material. I tried looking on the internet.
00:36:48You know, I don't have to accept this. I have a right to fight this and I'm going to.
00:36:53You do. You do have a right to fight this.
00:36:59But let me lay down the process.
00:37:02I fire you for cause.
00:37:05In this district that is automatically reviewed by the superintendent and the board.
00:37:09Now, you can appeal at a district level, which will bring the whole sordid business into the public arena.
00:37:15But you should think very carefully about that before you do.
00:37:20Litigation, being what it is this day, it would have to be messy.
00:37:24And the district? It doesn't usually lose.
00:37:28Emma, I'm trying to do you a favor.
00:37:32If you fight it, it'll be on your record.
00:37:35Even if you're exonerated, even if it turns out to be nothing, it will be on your record.
00:37:41Every time you go for an interview, true or not, it'll be there.
00:37:44People, parents, will find out about it. They always do.
00:37:48Now, you think a school is going to go against parents in hiring a teacher?
00:37:54Believe me, I'm thinking of your welfare.
00:37:59It isn't fair.
00:38:04It's not fair.
00:38:09I have to say goodbye to my children.
00:38:14I don't think that's a good idea.
00:38:17There's a substitute already in place. Your things will be gathered and delivered to you.
00:38:21How can you just have somebody disappear from their lives?
00:38:29You can't just yank somebody from them. You understand that?
00:38:34They'll get over it.
00:38:38Emma, wait!
00:38:40Oh, Emma.
00:38:45She wouldn't let me say goodbye to my children.
00:38:48Look, I'll talk to them. I'll tell them something.
00:38:52Kids are resilient.
00:38:53They're usually more than we are.
00:38:56At least now we can go see a lawyer.
00:38:57Or resign.
00:39:00I agreed to leave.
00:39:02Look, I know it's lousy, but...
00:39:05Well, sometimes it doesn't really matter whether it's true or not.
00:39:08I've got to get to class.
00:39:10Look, it's up to you. You've got to be strong.
00:39:12It's up to you.
00:39:13It's up to you.
00:39:14It's up to you.
00:39:17It's up to you.
00:39:20I don't know.
00:39:50I don't know.
00:40:20I don't know.
00:40:50I don't know.
00:41:20I don't know.
00:41:50I don't know.
00:42:20I don't know.
00:42:50I thought I turned you off.
00:42:56I'm losing it.
00:42:59I don't know.
00:43:11I don't know.
00:43:21I don't know.
00:43:22I don't know.
00:43:23I don't know.
00:43:24I don't know.
00:43:25I don't know.
00:43:26I don't know.
00:43:27I don't know.
00:43:28I don't know.
00:43:29I don't know.
00:43:30I don't know.
00:43:31I don't know.
00:43:32I don't know.
00:43:33I don't know.
00:43:34I don't know.
00:43:35I don't know.
00:43:36I saw your film.
00:43:38Emma, I saw...
00:43:40I saw the video.
00:43:44Did you hear me?
00:43:46I said I saw it. I saw you.
00:43:48With my own eyes.
00:43:50David, that puts you ahead of me
00:43:52because I didn't do any movie, okay?
00:43:55And I refuse to look for it.
00:43:58David!
00:43:59It's called Girls Wilding Mintners Cove.
00:44:02What are you thinking, Emma?
00:44:04Were you drunk?
00:44:06Huh? Were you high?
00:44:08And maybe I could understand what you...
00:44:10Were you having fun?
00:44:12I can't deal with this, alright? I just can't.
00:44:14This just means that I...
00:44:16I really don't know...
00:44:18who you are.
00:44:20David, will you please just listen to me for one second, okay?
00:44:22I didn't do any movie.
00:44:24I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:44:26Just give me one chance, please!
00:44:28Why don't you look at it on your computer?
00:44:30You can Google it.
00:44:32Porn sites.
00:44:34Everywhere.
00:44:36Most of them.
00:44:38I really thought I...
00:44:40I really thought I knew you, Emma.
00:44:42David, just...
00:44:43No!
00:44:44No, save it.
00:44:46I can't. I just... I can't.
00:45:02Oh, God.
00:45:08Oh, God!
00:45:09Oh, oh, my God!
00:45:11Oh, yeah!
00:45:12Yeah!
00:45:13Yeah, right there, right there!
00:45:15Oh, God.
00:45:16Oh God.
00:45:46I'm printing.
00:45:57Hi.
00:45:58Emma.
00:45:58Hi.
00:45:59How are you?
00:46:00I'm fine.
00:46:01How's everything there?
00:46:02Oh, like always, just chugging along.
00:46:05What's going on?
00:46:06Hey, Dad.
00:46:07Do you miss Mom?
00:46:09Every minute of every day.
00:46:13I know.
00:46:16What's wrong, baby?
00:46:18God.
00:46:22I don't even know how to say this.
00:46:25I don't know what to do.
00:46:26I don't know how they made it or how it happened,
00:46:29but there's this tape and it looks like I'm on it,
00:46:32but I didn't do anything.
00:46:34I just, I don't know.
00:46:36I don't know what to do.
00:46:37What video?
00:46:38What do you mean?
00:46:38I don't even know how to say this,
00:46:40but it's become some kind of nightmare.
00:46:43And the school, they think that I...
00:46:46Honey, I'm not following you here.
00:46:48Tell me again.
00:46:49No, it's okay.
00:46:51I can handle it.
00:46:52Look, come home.
00:46:53We'll sort it out here.
00:46:55No, it's okay.
00:46:56I'll deal with it.
00:46:59All right, I'm coming up there.
00:47:01No.
00:47:02Don't, Daddy, please.
00:47:03I'm fine.
00:47:04I'm fine.
00:47:05Oh, God.
00:47:07I just, I have to figure this out on my own.
00:47:10I'll come home in a few days, okay?
00:47:12Whenever you take this I-can-handle-it attitude,
00:47:15it's like...
00:47:16Okay?
00:47:17Okay.
00:47:18All right.
00:47:18Call me tomorrow.
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:20There is a porno video with me in it.
00:47:32I saw it.
00:47:33You guys earned it a little,
00:47:34but they have me doing stuff with that guy.
00:47:39I mean, I'm not crazy, am I?
00:47:42I mean, we were together the whole time, weren't we?
00:47:45I-I wasn't drugged or something, was I?
00:47:49We drank a lot.
00:47:51Wait, you mean like someone putting something in our drinks?
00:47:55I don't know, Em.
00:47:56I mean, you realize you're sounding a little crazy now, right?
00:47:58I'm not kidding.
00:48:00I got fired from my job.
00:48:03Even I almost believe it's me right now.
00:48:06Do you remember that charades game,
00:48:08faking the orgasm?
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:11It really looks like I'm with that guy Greg,
00:48:15or whatever his name was.
00:48:19I mean,
00:48:20it looks so real.
00:48:24It's awful.
00:48:25It made me sick.
00:48:28David saw it.
00:48:30God.
00:48:32He won't even talk to me.
00:48:35I mean, and I can't blame him, you know?
00:48:38I can't.
00:48:39What about Lori and me?
00:48:41Were we in it?
00:48:42Uh, uh, God, I mean, a little bit.
00:48:45I don't know.
00:48:45I-I didn't watch the whole thing.
00:48:47This could really hurt my career.
00:48:49I mean, you know how academics are.
00:48:51Look, come up and stay with me.
00:48:53No, I can't.
00:48:54I have to figure things out.
00:48:55I mean, at least I can be a little anonymous here.
00:48:59I just wanted to call,
00:49:01make sure I hadn't gone crazy.
00:49:02You're not crazy.
00:49:04There must be some kind of a logical explanation for this.
00:49:07Look, if you just come up here,
00:49:09it'll all be okay.
00:49:10I think we should stick together.
00:49:12Emma, can you hear me?
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:18Uh...
00:49:19Why don't you go take a run or something?
00:49:21You know I'll come down there if you want me to.
00:49:22Um, it's okay.
00:49:23I'm fine.
00:49:26Thanks.
00:49:33Well, that just sounds a little confusing.
00:49:34I know.
00:49:35I know it does.
00:49:36But I know that I didn't do anything that's on that tape.
00:49:39But it looks so real.
00:49:43Even I almost believe it's me.
00:49:46I mean, what if I was drugged or something?
00:49:48You know, is that possible for me to do something like that and not even know it?
00:49:52Well, one hears of cases of date rape drugs, things like that.
00:49:57Look, Emma, there's a kind of bottom line.
00:50:00It may not be what you want to hear, but either you did it and don't remember,
00:50:05or you did some things that make it look like you're doing more,
00:50:08or it was somebody else.
00:50:09You don't believe me.
00:50:13I do.
00:50:15I do.
00:50:17Well, I want to believe you.
00:50:20I guess I do believe you because I trust my instinct about you as a person.
00:50:24But look at the situation.
00:50:26I mean, I haven't seen it.
00:50:27But even if you think about maybe being drugged or something,
00:50:31or whether you did it or not,
00:50:33people think you did.
00:50:35That's what you have to fight.
00:50:37People see me, and I think they know.
00:50:41They look at me, and I can't stand it.
00:50:44Okay?
00:50:44I can't go anywhere without thinking that everybody knows.
00:50:49Do you know how that feels?
00:50:52I called a friend, a lawyer.
00:50:55She wasn't very helpful.
00:50:56She had somebody in her office look at the videotape.
00:51:03Well, this is what she thought.
00:51:04She said it would be better if you moved away to some other school district.
00:51:10That thing's died down.
00:51:12With nothing on your permanent record, you could start afresh.
00:51:19Maybe it makes sense, Emma.
00:51:23I'm your friend.
00:51:25I know you're a good person.
00:51:26You've proved that.
00:51:28A wonderful, talented person.
00:51:29But I'm not the issue.
00:51:32Even a school isn't.
00:51:35David is.
00:51:36Your family.
00:51:38You.
00:51:40You need to figure out something most people never have to figure out.
00:51:44Who you are, and what you're going to do about it.
00:51:47What do you want?
00:52:00I don't know.
00:52:30I don't know.
00:53:00I don't know.
00:53:30I don't know.
00:54:00I don't know.
00:54:30I don't know.
00:55:00I don't know.
00:55:02I don't know.
00:55:04I don't know.
00:55:06I don't know.
00:55:10I don't know.
00:55:12I don't know.
00:55:14I don't know.
00:55:16I don't know.
00:55:18I don't know.
00:55:20I don't know.
00:55:24I don't know.
00:55:26I don't know.
00:55:28I don't know.
00:55:34I don't know.
00:55:36I don't know.
00:55:38I don't know.
00:55:40I don't know.
00:55:50I don't know.
00:55:52I don't know.
00:55:54I don't know.
00:56:04I don't know.
00:56:06I don't know.
00:56:08I don't know.
00:56:18I don't know.
00:56:20I don't know.
00:56:30I don't know.
00:56:32I don't know.
00:56:34I don't know.
00:56:46I don't know.
00:56:48I don't know.
00:56:50I don't know.
00:56:52I don't know.
00:56:54I don't know.
00:56:59You awake?
00:57:14I came home.
00:57:16I take it then it's, uh, it's not all good.
00:57:25I have an inkling about some of this.
00:57:28You haven't had much experience of bad things.
00:57:33So I don't want you to think you can't come to me, you know?
00:57:39Honey?
00:57:46That's good.
00:58:06Is it?
00:58:08I stood there looking down at some stupid plaque
00:58:11and thinking, where the hell is my mother?
00:58:16I'm, I guess it doesn't really matter anymore, but...
00:58:22I'm home, Dad!
00:58:24Hey, Em, what are you doing home?
00:58:28Honey, could you give us a minute? We're talking.
00:58:31Oh, what about Emma's dirty video?
00:58:35I mean, I look at it this way.
00:58:37It doesn't seem like the kind of thing my big sister would do.
00:58:40You could have had this Jekyll and Hyde moment.
00:58:42In that case, you're a very sick girl.
00:58:44If you didn't, maybe we should figure out what happened.
00:58:47I mean, can they do that stuff where you put your head on someone else's body?
00:58:52You know, like all that compute-generated stuff you see in the regular movies.
00:58:56Do you remember that gag shot we did for the Kiwanis,
00:58:58where we mixed up all the heads with the bodies?
00:59:00But you'd have to have something to work with.
00:59:03There was stuff I did.
00:59:03Like that charades game, but not anything like that.
00:59:08We're all tarred with this.
00:59:10We've lost a third of our business.
00:59:12Almost all the churches.
00:59:14Why don't you give Chief Rogers a call?
00:59:16Look, I know you're having a rough time, okay?
00:59:18I mean, obviously, you weren't treated that well by a couple of the cops up there, but...
00:59:22One cop went as far as to say that it was my fault.
00:59:24Well, I mean, here I am, nearly raped,
00:59:27and they're telling me that I'm the type of person who's dangering women.
00:59:33Um, Emma, I would love to help you,
00:59:37but, uh, well, all this is a little out of my league here.
00:59:41I mean, I don't think there are any federal laws that cover this sort of thing.
00:59:45This took place in California.
00:59:47God only knows what their laws allow.
00:59:50So you're telling me that they can just get away with this?
00:59:52I mean, then what good are cops?
00:59:55What if the police were to shut down a club, say,
00:59:59or to protect you from this happening?
01:00:01Now, I think you'd be pretty upset at the law missing in areas
01:00:04that most folks nowadays consider to be their own business.
01:00:11Well, thanks for coming by, Chief.
01:00:16At least you listened.
01:00:19Hey, I've been trying to reach you.
01:00:21Second private call.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:23Um, yeah, I've been, I've been busy.
01:00:27I, um, I saw the tape.
01:00:31My first thought was, boy, she showed me a better use of her time than I did.
01:00:35Just kidding.
01:00:36We were together the whole time.
01:00:38Were we?
01:00:39Not, like, every minute.
01:00:41I mean, I was bought from Mr. Conga Line,
01:00:44while you had Mr. Wright.
01:00:45What are you talking about?
01:00:47Look, hey, I'm sorry you're getting a lot of flack for this,
01:00:50but, you know, people get Academy Awards for less.
01:00:53Or worse.
01:00:56Okay, the tape's pretty bad.
01:00:57And maybe it's not the Emma I know,
01:00:59but what other explanation is there?
01:01:02I mean, just forget it.
01:01:04Everybody needs to grow up a little.
01:01:06Why are you doing this?
01:01:08I'm just being honest.
01:01:10My new mantra is to hell with it.
01:01:12I mean, the phoniness, I mean, who cares?
01:01:15Happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas, you know?
01:01:18I mean, everybody acts all shocked
01:01:20and then sneaks off their computers and watches it.
01:01:22It swaps wives in Des Moines.
01:01:25I mean, have you seen what,
01:01:27what ordinary girls and those girls gone wild tapes do?
01:01:29I mean, I'm doing stuff I wouldn't have done a couple months ago.
01:01:32This is wrecking my life, and you're...
01:01:35What the hell are you doing?
01:01:44Hello?
01:01:45Dwight, there's a fire at the store.
01:02:02My poster.
01:02:29Police think it was a couple of kids.
01:02:31They hear their parents talking, and they act out.
01:02:33Not a case of small-town hysteria.
01:02:35Maybe, but it's not as bad as it could have been.
01:02:38Well, yeah, somebody could have been killed.
01:02:40On the other hand,
01:02:41we've been getting phone calls all morning,
01:02:43people expressing their sympathy.
01:02:45We even got a couple of accounts back.
01:02:51Sure you want to be here?
01:02:54I mean, last night was pretty emotional.
01:02:56You don't want to get stuck
01:02:57just because you rescued some poster.
01:02:58Excuse me.
01:03:06I know what I'm doing.
01:03:08Do you?
01:03:10Did you know what you were doing
01:03:11when you weren't around when I needed you?
01:03:14What?
01:03:14Look, I don't blame you.
01:03:20Or maybe I do.
01:03:22You know, I don't know what I would have done
01:03:23with somebody that I loved.
01:03:26But all I know is that I've been through hell.
01:03:29And nobody protected me.
01:03:35Look, we're not back yet.
01:03:38I don't know if we're going to get there.
01:03:40We could talk about you feeling unprotected,
01:03:43but there is a lot of other stuff here.
01:03:48Like you not wanting to marry me,
01:03:50or giving me the idea that you wanted to explore other options.
01:03:53Whoa, I never said that.
01:03:54Yeah, no, the hell you didn't, okay?
01:03:56But that's how I took it.
01:03:57Maybe there's some Dr. Phil way I should have reacted.
01:04:00I'm operating on blind faith here.
01:04:02Like, what the hell actually did happen out there?
01:04:04Why didn't you just come and tell me everything?
01:04:07I think I just deserve a little credit for that.
01:04:09Maybe you do.
01:04:16Look, maybe we can get through this.
01:04:20Maybe we can't.
01:04:23Either way, Emma, I want you to know I'm here to help.
01:04:28Let me help.
01:04:37Okay, assuming she didn't do what's on the tape,
01:04:39then what's the explanation?
01:04:40Well, usually these videos are just regular college girls.
01:04:42They get drunk and lose it.
01:04:43I mean, they have sex and stuff,
01:04:44but this is like BOMO hardcore.
01:04:46Also, the style.
01:04:48What, I don't follow?
01:04:49Well, it jumps around a lot.
01:04:51Something weird.
01:04:52Maybe you get someone to analyze it or something.
01:04:57Hey, does your brother know
01:04:58if there's some sort of department or research
01:05:01video is real or not?
01:05:05I'm sure there must be something.
01:05:06Maybe the communications department
01:05:09can set up a test.
01:05:12Are you nervous?
01:05:16Liar!
01:05:17You're afraid that the video might prove
01:05:19that I did what it really looks like.
01:05:21You're afraid if it doesn't,
01:05:22then you're gonna have to stay mad at me forever.
01:05:25I don't know.
01:05:26I think we're both gonna have to grow up on this one.
01:05:29I mean, the question is,
01:05:30do you prove to someone that you love them
01:05:32by standing by them no matter what it looked like they did,
01:05:34or do you forgive somebody for being confused about it?
01:05:38This is a no-win situation.
01:05:41Who's the you?
01:05:42Me.
01:05:44You.
01:05:45Well, it sounds like we're stuck.
01:05:47I love you.
01:05:49That's what I know.
01:05:50More than anything,
01:05:51I just wish I could understand it a little better.
01:05:54What if I was drugged or psychotic or something?
01:05:57Psychotic.
01:05:59I'd never bargain for psychotic.
01:06:04This is a very good job here.
01:06:06This one looks like the face and the body are the same.
01:06:08Excellent.
01:06:09Now, if I magnify the image more and more to here,
01:06:12you can see that there is a shape difference
01:06:14between the pixels on this side of the line
01:06:16and the other side.
01:06:17And if I had density,
01:06:19see,
01:06:19the images were taken in different light.
01:06:21The other thing is this,
01:06:23the movement of the pixels.
01:06:24One really must admire the work here.
01:06:27This difference in the speed of the movement
01:06:29is virtually undetectable.
01:06:30So it's not me.
01:06:32Well, some of it is you.
01:06:34And the top part is you.
01:06:35The bottom,
01:06:36oh,
01:06:37the rest,
01:06:38appear to be someone else.
01:06:39It's fake.
01:06:42It is a fake.
01:06:44Oh my God.
01:06:45Thank you so much.
01:06:52You see?
01:06:53This is me.
01:06:54Remember,
01:06:55I don't need any help.
01:07:00You'd testify, wouldn't you?
01:07:02Ah, that is the question.
01:07:03And the answer is,
01:07:04of course, yes.
01:07:05But the defense,
01:07:06what will they do?
01:07:07They'll get some other version of me
01:07:08to prove the exact opposite.
01:07:09Yeah, but the tape is fake.
01:07:11Oh, yes.
01:07:12But do you really expect the jury to sort it out?
01:07:14When the most convincing expert
01:07:15is always the last one to speak.
01:07:17I have to do something about this.
01:07:19There is someone to whom I have consulted,
01:07:21specialists in privacy law.
01:07:23I could give her a call.
01:07:24I would say you have a pretty clear case
01:07:29of identity theft.
01:07:31On the other,
01:07:31to a certain extent,
01:07:32you're damaged goods.
01:07:34Excuse me,
01:07:35but what the hell do you mean by that?
01:07:37The defense would contend
01:07:38that at the very least,
01:07:39you voluntarily put yourself in a position,
01:07:42appearing in a public display
01:07:43that allowed them to use your tape,
01:07:44even acting out a sexual simulation.
01:07:47There's no showroom right in these things.
01:07:49I was fired from my job,
01:07:50stalked,
01:07:51nearly raped,
01:07:52my family's business burned down to the ground.
01:07:55Me,
01:07:56and everybody that I know
01:07:57has been humiliated,
01:07:58and what if this never goes away?
01:08:00You might be able to convince a jury
01:08:02that you've been slandered
01:08:03on the identity theft issue,
01:08:05but if you're not a public person,
01:08:08you know,
01:08:08the damage to your reputation
01:08:09is usually considered minimal.
01:08:11You'd be amazed how common
01:08:13what you're experiencing is,
01:08:14in one form or another.
01:08:15So you mean to tell me
01:08:16that a lot of women
01:08:17are having their heads put on another body
01:08:19and being turned into porno stars?
01:08:20Oh, you're a little unique.
01:08:22But there are a large number of women
01:08:24who go someplace,
01:08:25like you did,
01:08:26well, say spring break,
01:08:27or Mardi Gras,
01:08:28or even on their college campus.
01:08:30And they do something like
01:08:31flush their breasts,
01:08:32or get drunk,
01:08:34even allowing themselves
01:08:35to be photographed having an orgy.
01:08:36But I didn't do anything like that.
01:08:37Yeah, but you also didn't exclude yourself.
01:08:40The explosion of pornography and technology
01:08:43affects all women,
01:08:45whether it's what happened to you
01:08:46or somebody with a cell phone
01:08:47or a miniature camera
01:08:48in a girl's locker room.
01:08:49Basically, it undermines
01:08:51a woman's right to do
01:08:52or be whomever she wants to.
01:08:54It was far simpler
01:08:55when we were more puritanical.
01:08:56That's just nuts.
01:08:57Yeah, well, it is schizophrenic,
01:08:59but look at our culture.
01:09:00A lot of it women
01:09:01have either helped create
01:09:02or patronized.
01:09:04We have rap lyrics
01:09:05which degrade
01:09:06and invite abusive women,
01:09:07which many women approve of.
01:09:10Advertising is filled with self-porn.
01:09:13Our culture is full of images
01:09:14which are designed
01:09:15to sexually excite.
01:09:19Now, the man who stalked you
01:09:20probably thought
01:09:21you were just playing hard to get.
01:09:23College girls line up
01:09:25to do soft and hardcore
01:09:26for the fun of it.
01:09:28It's big problems for juries.
01:09:31Yeah, how many contradictions
01:09:32can they deal with?
01:09:32Yeah, but I thought
01:09:33that there were laws
01:09:34protecting women.
01:09:35No, there are and there aren't.
01:09:37Women are mostly protected
01:09:38by commonly understood
01:09:39social contracts.
01:09:40In the last 30 years,
01:09:42we thought we could have it all.
01:09:43Independence and protections.
01:09:44There's got to be something
01:09:45that can be done.
01:09:46Most laws are a generation
01:09:47behind the technology.
01:09:49Now, the Supreme Court
01:09:50of Washington State
01:09:51ruled that a woman
01:09:51was not protected
01:09:52in a checkout line
01:09:54from an up-the-skirt camera.
01:09:57Other state courts have held
01:09:58that women are not protected
01:09:59in their own bedroom
01:10:00or bathroom
01:10:01against photography
01:10:02through an open window.
01:10:04But people sue
01:10:04for everything all the time.
01:10:06Well, that depends
01:10:07how much time and money you have
01:10:08and how much humiliation
01:10:10you want to endure.
01:10:11Let it blow over.
01:10:14I mean, the bigger deal
01:10:15you make of it,
01:10:15the worse it's going to be
01:10:16for all of us.
01:10:17Yeah, but it isn't a secret.
01:10:19I get looks everywhere I go.
01:10:21I don't want those looks.
01:10:22I don't want people
01:10:22looking at me.
01:10:24You know?
01:10:25And if I just let it go,
01:10:26then thousands,
01:10:28maybe millions of people
01:10:29will think that I did it.
01:10:30Yeah, but you'll never know
01:10:31those millions of people.
01:10:32They might as well not exist
01:10:33for all the influence
01:10:34they'll have in your life.
01:10:35The trouble is that
01:10:37if I leave Prairie,
01:10:39I mean,
01:10:39look at Minneapolis.
01:10:41A lawyer there said
01:10:43that I would be better off
01:10:44just leaving the city.
01:10:45I mean, that video is everywhere.
01:10:47All over the Internet,
01:10:48in stores.
01:10:50You know, maybe it's impossible.
01:10:54And all I want is for people
01:10:56to look at me
01:10:57the way that they used to.
01:11:01David.
01:11:02Oh, honey.
01:11:04Give it up.
01:11:10Damage control
01:11:11in a case like this
01:11:12is just to surround yourself
01:11:13with the people who love you.
01:11:15David,
01:11:16your family,
01:11:18me.
01:11:19You're cool
01:11:20for another teaching job.
01:11:22Just lay low,
01:11:23be anonymous
01:11:24until this whole thing disappears.
01:11:26We'll protect you.
01:11:27I'm going to Mittner's Cove.
01:11:32I have to know.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:35You know already.
01:11:37You took your top off,
01:11:39you played some stupid game,
01:11:40and they made a porn video out of it.
01:11:42Look, it's dangerous.
01:11:44If these people are capable
01:11:45of doing what they're doing,
01:11:46then God knows
01:11:46what else is going on out there.
01:11:48They took something from me,
01:11:49and I need to get it back.
01:11:51Well, I'm going with you.
01:11:52No, you're not.
01:11:54That's the problem.
01:11:56I can't be a child
01:11:57who needs someone
01:11:58to ride her bike with her
01:12:00when she goes down the street.
01:12:01I can't be.
01:12:04And that guy in Minneapolis
01:12:05stalked me
01:12:06and then attacked me.
01:12:10I let him.
01:12:12I mean, I was so afraid
01:12:14that I gave up.
01:12:16I gave myself up.
01:12:19And if it hadn't been for Alice,
01:12:21it's still with me.
01:12:27And I can't let this hang over me.
01:12:31I have to do something about it
01:12:32because if I don't,
01:12:33then I'm always going to be afraid.
01:12:34I don't.
01:12:51I don't know.
01:13:05Pretty pathetic in daylight.
01:13:08Yeah.
01:13:12Excuse me?
01:13:13hey you know a guy named greg or jimmy still in high school i need to find them
01:13:27no you don't need to go home and get over it now see you don't understand you don't understand
01:13:34i stand behind this bar watching this parade of you girls go through here
01:13:38what do you think the world's set up for you it's a setup all right but this isn't your world
01:13:45you can't get even with it you can't win best you can do be glad you survived
01:13:52there are a lot of girls out there who didn't believe me
01:14:08she gave me the number of a lawyer who handles cases like this but they wouldn't give me an
01:14:14appointment she said he'd be in court he'd be gone for three weeks la is so huge i mean i don't quite
01:14:21know how to do anything okay go to the courthouse find out which one in la there's probably a lot
01:14:27he could be in but all the trials are posted i'll call and see if professor richardson can give him
01:14:33a call okay how'd you get to be so smart maybe there's a lot of things you don't know about me
01:14:38i hope not too much if you know what i mean excuse me mr salkin could i please talk to you for a
01:14:45moment no my name is emma norman if i could just damn it please i told professor richardson i wasn't
01:14:55interested just just five minutes all right go what do you want excuse me you want money
01:15:06someone to go to jail do you want to close down the production house a hotel you want your reputation
01:15:11back a public apology come back when you know i've got to be somewhere look in california there are no
01:15:19good criminal remedies there's a few civil codes we can pursue but i've had my head handed to me on this
01:15:24kind of thing you think in our litigious world where you can get millions from being within a
01:15:28block of someone smoking or an asbestos judgment from a jury without being sick that someone who's
01:15:33truly damaged would actually have a chance but you'd be wrong but what about libel or slander laws
01:15:39or fraud i looked up on the internet the privacy laws of california privacy law is very new and very
01:15:45subjective there's no historical precedent for it in tort law as a matter of fact it changes all the time
01:15:50privacy is what 12 men and women think it is i've won some privacy cases from paparazzi after stars to
01:15:59unauthorized books and movies but every time i go after one of these guys who distribute soft or
01:16:04hardcore porn i've lost juries find it very difficult sorting out our first amendment rights and our privacy
01:16:11right put my head on another body that is actionable if you can prove that the distributor ordered it or
01:16:17even knew about it i know from professor richardson that you have a technical expert who's going to
01:16:21testify the company will have five you participated in some stuff right that means that the jury has to
01:16:29figure out what was voluntary and what wasn't that makes it look like everything was voluntary
01:16:33they hold a gun to your head listen juries are as culturally conflicted as the rest of us
01:16:40high divorce rate infidelity ordinary housewife swinging people who get on juries range from people who
01:16:46watch porn who are in porn who are intensely moralistic do you sleep with your boyfriend did
01:16:52you kiss the guy in the conga line you were fired from your job that means somebody thought you were
01:16:58complicit the defense will tear you apart
01:17:01um hi uh does your company produce those spring break videos uh do you know who does
01:17:21hi
01:17:28be here to shoot someone or get a job
01:17:32i want to talk to someone in charge
01:17:35must want a job
01:17:37mintmas cove second edition is here to see nick
01:17:44most of the films are shot in location what we do here are mostly retakes close shots and insects
01:17:50i am so glad to finally meet you
01:17:52emma isn't it it was on the id security gap from your bag i assume that's your real name
01:17:56you are so good i mean i see a lot of girls and you're special
01:18:02you'd be surprised it's in the face more than the body and you just jump off the screen it's really something
01:18:08i mean i had no right i see lots of girls a lot of girls here is the new cover
01:18:14and you are going to be a star
01:18:16i just want to know why you doctored that tape
01:18:19sorry
01:18:19you juxtaposed my face with somebody doing things that i never did
01:18:23you're kidding right
01:18:25no no no i'm not kidding
01:18:26look at the tape
01:18:28look i'll admit maybe we did a little bit of that when we first started but
01:18:31now hell we make so much money from legit movies we make here or acquire we don't have to
01:18:36we even get releases today girls would do damn near anything for a couple of bucks
01:18:41no i never signed a release and i never did anything that's on that tape
01:18:45you're not kidding
01:18:46of course i'm not kidding
01:18:48that s'll be
01:18:52economy
01:18:54well greg he said it was a real deal that you were the real deal
01:18:58well he did a damn good job
01:19:01i want you to take that tape out of circulation you have to recall it
01:19:05well you gotta be nuts
01:19:07look i'm sorry you got screwed excuse the pun
01:19:10but we're talking about a very successful video here
01:19:13and this is a big seller we could break a record with this one
01:19:15i can talk to the police i've already talked to a lawyer
01:19:18i hope it was sulkin
01:19:19i've beaten him so many times he might as well work for me
01:19:22and you've probably already been to the police
01:19:29how much help are they
01:19:31i'm the first amendment man
01:19:34hey look tell you what
01:19:36how about five thousand
01:19:41ten thousand dollars
01:19:43you deserve it
01:19:44think of this
01:19:45as a down payment
01:19:50too bad
01:19:52well there's always another one that comes along
01:19:55where's greg
01:19:56are you really this dumb
01:19:58you don't have any idea what you're dealing with
01:20:02this is a big city
01:20:04i'm the nicest guy you'll meet in this town
01:20:09greg
01:20:10he's a wild card
01:20:12i buy stuff from him when he shows up that's all
01:20:15if i knew where he lived i wouldn't tell you
01:20:18i wouldn't want it on my conscience
01:20:21conscience?
01:20:23go home
01:20:25it'll be over soon
01:20:27audience gets bored fast
01:20:29you know what they're into now?
01:20:31fake rape
01:20:33you've got a short shelf life
01:20:36in fact i got someone newer and hotter downstairs right now
01:20:57you are bound and determined to get yourself into trouble
01:21:26aren't you?
01:21:27i really need to get this
01:21:29please
01:21:30please will you help me?
01:21:33it's not helping you
01:21:35believe me
01:21:56please
01:21:57please
01:21:58please
01:21:59please
01:22:00please
01:22:01please
01:22:02please
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01:22:24Hey, what can I do for you?
01:22:45You don't remember me?
01:22:50No, I meet a lot of pretty girls.
01:22:51I don't...
01:22:53...Mintner's Cove.
01:22:56You made a porno movie with my face?
01:22:59Oh, yeah.
01:23:02How'd you find me?
01:23:03Nick Bronson.
01:23:05Oh, well, look, if you want some money, I didn't make a dime from that tape, okay?
01:23:09You gotta talk to him. He's the one that makes all the money.
01:23:11I don't want any money.
01:23:13Look, I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, okay? It's business, all right? That's it.
01:23:17That isn't it.
01:23:18Well, look, I'm not gonna talk out here, so...
01:23:23So, this is it. Guess where you made it?
01:23:32so this is it guess where you made it what are you gonna do you know arrest me you're gonna call
01:23:54the cops you know what I do remember you that tape rocks because of you otherwise it's just another
01:24:05body screwing so that's it huh that's why you used me why else what it ruins your life you're gonna call
01:24:18some lawyers and try to sue me for what cheating for lying we're stealing your soul
01:24:33what your boyfriend dumped you your friends laugh at you they're jealous
01:24:43you really just don't get it do you no it's you that doesn't get it you want a perfect life
01:24:49all need and orderly you stay in kansas that night you wanted it you were on you really wanted it
01:25:04you know I could do anything to you
01:25:05I could even rape you
01:25:09and nobody would believe you
01:25:14you're pathetic
01:25:35is that what you do is that what you're trying to tell me that you're gonna rape me
01:25:40that's it that's your life making phony tapes
01:25:44you know I don't know why I was ever scared of you
01:25:48you know what I almost feel sorry for you
01:25:51this isn't real
01:25:55this isn't real sex
01:25:57look at this
01:25:58it's absurd
01:26:00you know I was afraid of you
01:26:13what was I thinking
01:26:16it's strange
01:26:30I've never felt more afraid
01:26:34degraded
01:26:36humiliated
01:26:37but somehow
01:26:39I feel
01:26:40exhilarated
01:26:41I know now that the only thing that frees you from fear
01:26:45fear is your own power
01:26:47there are no protected places
01:26:51the internet is in big cities and small towns
01:26:54pornography is changing the way women have to live
01:26:58you may not think it has anything to do with you
01:27:01but it is everywhere
01:27:03if I could tell my story
01:27:07if other women and girls knew what had happened to me
01:27:10they could realize no one controls your honor but you
01:27:13I don't need anyone to give me back my honor
01:27:17I never lost it
01:27:33I don't need anyone else
01:27:35I don't need anyone to give away
01:27:35if I could tell my story
01:27:38thank you
01:27:40Thank you
01:27:40Just like
01:27:51up
01:27:53to you
01:27:54impact
01:27:55Duck
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